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Yeah, I want Kansas City
minus four
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and Oral Roberts
plus nine and a half.
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You got to clamp that.
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Yeah, and while I got you,
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what's the line
on Thursday night?
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Cowboys minus six and a half,
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and the total's 45 and a half.
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You think the Giants
are gonna get up to seven?
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Nah. If anything,
it's going down.
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Anytime.
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Oh, crap,
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this valve is for shit.
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I'm sorry?
Not you.
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Just a lifetime of pork chops.
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So listen, give me
a dime on the hoops
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and then I'm gonna wait
on the G-Men,
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just to, you know,
see if they get up to seven.
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You're down.
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All good. Yeah.
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Oh, boy. Ah...
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Fire up the paddles.
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If you ever have a problem
with the ol' ticker,
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I got your guy.
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Terrific. So listen,
I don't see any way
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the IRS doesn't come
flying up your ass this year.
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What?
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It's right there.
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I listed all the expenses
for the gift shop.
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Lot of breakage, some theft.
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As you may recall,
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terrible flooding
in the storage room.
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- That hurt.
- Flooding?
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Out of nowhere.
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Aha.
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Did this flood damage
any of the neighboring stores?
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Hmm. Oddly no.
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The silver lining is
the inventory we did lose
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- is deductible.
- I see.
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I took the liberty
of writing it down right there.
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Very thoughtful.
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What's this townhouse
in Tarzana?
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Is that another office?
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Well, you're listing it
as a business expense.
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Well, no. Well, yeah. No.
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I'll tell you what it is.
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Um, do you believe in passion?
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- What?
- I met a girl.
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She's 24 years old
going on a hundred,
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very old soul.
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Anyway, she wants to be
an actress,
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which you know,
it's a rough road.
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I'm helping her pay her rent,
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and she in turn is helping me
resurrect my vitality,
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you know, my life force.
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Which, yeah, it's reflected
in my productivity.
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So yeah,
it's a business deduction.
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You're trying to write off
your mistress?
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If you want to ignore
everything I just said, fine.
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All right, maybe we can call
your townhouse
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a storage facility.
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You're the man.
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So, what do you think?
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You think I got a shot
at a refund?
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No, Danny, you have to pay taxes
to get a refund.
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- Well, that's bullshit.
- Listen to me,
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I have to sign these returns.
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If I know they're fraudulent,
I'm culpable.
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You know what that means?
Culpable?
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Yeah, I know what culp--
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It means you go down, I go down!
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Come on.
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You and I both know
the Feds look the other way
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when it comes to bookmaking.
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They don't with tax fraud.
That's how they got Capone!
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Okay, settle down.
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So, what's our next move?
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Our next move is you pay
a minimal amount
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- of income tax.
- Oh, I hate that.
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As opposed to everyone else
in the world who loves it?
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You need to come see my
sidewalk in front of my house.
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For years now,
buckled with tree roots.
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People trip, they fall.
Old people. Children.
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Where's my tax money at work?
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You would think I was living in,
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I don't know,
fucking Cleveland or something.
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If you like, I can include
a letter in your return
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about your buckled sidewalk.
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Great. I'll send you some JPEGs.
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I'm gonna prepare
these documents
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so everything's
on the up-and-up.
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Please tell me if there's
anything else I should know.
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Insurance scams,
young ladies with a dream?
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Why are you thinking?
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♪ I bet you won't
hit a motherfucker ♪
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♪ Hit a motherfucker ♪
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♪ Hit a motherfucker,
hit a motherfucker... ♪
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- Hey, yo.
- Hey.
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Who's that?
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It's Three 6 Mafia.
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Mm.
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I like it, man.
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That's some real fresh OG shit.
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I'm glad you approve.
Give me my money.
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Yeah, yeah. About that.
I'm a little light.
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But you know I'm good for it.
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Why would I know that?
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Well, I just figured we've built
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a relationship, you know,
that foments trust.
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Let me ask you something.
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On those occasions that you won,
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have I asked you
to do any fomenting?
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No. I paid in full.
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On time. No bullshit.
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I don't know
what to tell you, man.
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I don't got it.
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Shit.
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I'm gonna call my partner.
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- Why?
- Shh.
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Hey, Danny.
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Yeah, I'm here with 712...
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Yeah, the frat fuck from USC.
Well, he's light.
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Hold on, let me put you
on speaker.
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-DANNY: How light?
- Not even close.
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Well, looks like
he's not gonna graduate.
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Funny.
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Uh, okay.
How-how-how about this?
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Alabama's a lock on Saturday.
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How about you let me put
what I owe on the moneyline?
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We even up.
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So, you want to go double
or nothing on a credit?
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Win-win.
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-RAY: You hearing this, Danny?
- I am.
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-Thoughts?
- Kill him.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Wait. Hang on, fellas.
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We're friends, right?
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I ain't got no friends.
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Ray, you know what to do.
Be quick about it.
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Hang on, hang on, hang on.
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Wait, wait, wait.
What if I go to my parents?
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Keep talking.
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I could ask for, you know,
a little bit of money
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from my trust fund.
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You hear that, Danny?
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Tinker Bell here
gets to live another day.
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And you don't have to hose out
the back of your car.
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24 hours.
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I understand. Thank you.
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And thanks, Danny, man, I app--
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Go.
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Thank you.
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He bought it.
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These stupid gangster movies
work in our favor.
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Hey, don't discount the fear
of a giant Black man.
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Could we at least agree
me being Italian helps a little?
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Yeah, Danny.
You're terrifying.
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Leave the gun, take the cannoli.
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Goodbye.
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Yes.
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Why don't you put that away
and watch the game with me?
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I don't like football.
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Well, there's a way
to make it interesting,
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even if you don't like it.
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Is one team a force for good
and one team a force for evil?
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Not quite.
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How much money you got on you?
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- I don't know.
- Well, look.
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A dollar.
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Red team wins,
you bet on the red team,
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you get two dollars.
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Really?
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Do you want to bet your dollar
on the red team?
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Well, what if they lose?
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I get your dollar.
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Actually $1.10
'cause of the vig.
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But you know what?
You're family, I'll float you.
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But then I'll have nothing.
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No. No, no, no.
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You'll have several hours
of excitement and thrills.
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Pass.
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Smart boy.
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Look. It's Aunt Lorraine.
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Motherf--
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I like her hat.
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There's my guys.
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You know anything about this?
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Jesus. Is that legal?
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- No way.
- Well, then you got a problem.
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Hey.
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What the hell is that?
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Magic shrooms.
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What? Coffee not doing it
for you anymore?
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My sister-- your girlfriend--
has been growing these
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right underneath our noses,
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but also providing
therapeutic guidance
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to troubled souls.
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"Dr. Lorraine Colavito,
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graduate
of the UC Berkley Center
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for Psychedelic Facilitation."
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When did she become
a fucking doctor?
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She's not a fucking doctor.
She's a fucking drug dealer.
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This is gonna bring
nothing but heat.
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I do like the hat.
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- You seriously knew
nothing about this?
- Nothing.
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You got to ask yourself if
that's a healthy relationship.
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Lorraine. You got a minute?
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- Not a good time.
- I'm out!
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What's going on?
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I'm just a little busy
right now.
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- We need to talk.
- Yeah, like I said,
not a good time.
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At the bar. One hour.
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Come back!
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We're your friends!
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Sorry, Mommy number three.
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Ah, fuck it.
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You miss the fancy one?
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No, I like this.
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It counts my steps,
let's me know if I'm breathing.
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Cares about me.
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Hey, sorry I'm late. I was
in Pilates when you called.
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What's he doing here?
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- If you don't want me here,
I'll leave.
- Sit down.
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- I'm really happy to leave.
- So, what's up?
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We know about the mushrooms.
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We know about the seances or
whatever the fuck you're doing.
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Do you?
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Please, let me leave.
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All right, fine.
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But you've got it all wrong.
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You see, we provide therapy.
We're healers.
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- You're drug dealers.
- And you're
putting us all at risk.
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No, we're not selling it.
We give it away.
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- There's no law against
giving it away.
- Or not much of one.
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So, what's the scam?
It's really beautiful.
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The hallucinogenics are free.
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But the hand-holding costs
a fucking fortune.
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If you're a certified
psychedelic counselor.
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- Which I am.
- No, you're not.
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Okay, but nobody knows that.
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Hey, uh, you Danny Colavito?
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Who's asking?
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Uh, look, you don't know me,
but I owe you an amends.
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What're you talking about?
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Uh...
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- Give me your watch.
- Oh, shit!
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- It's him!
- Fuck.
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I thought I shot you.
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Yeah, yeah, you, uh, you did.
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- You shot him?
- Not now, Lorraine.
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You're busting my balls
for bringing happiness to people
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and you're shooting them
in the head?
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- He tried to mug me.
- I did.
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And-and I'm here
to make that right.
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How?
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I'm in a 12-step program,
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you know, 'cause of the meth
and crack, et cetera.
258
00:10:08,488 --> 00:10:10,157
And this is part
of my amends step.
259
00:10:10,157 --> 00:10:12,325
Yeah, I got another one
at 7-Eleven after this
260
00:10:12,325 --> 00:10:14,369
that I am not looking
forward to.
261
00:10:14,369 --> 00:10:16,037
So, you came down here
to say you're sorry
262
00:10:16,037 --> 00:10:17,289
and that's the end of it?
263
00:10:17,289 --> 00:10:18,874
I was hoping so.
264
00:10:18,874 --> 00:10:20,959
Oh, and I wanted to give you
a heads-up about Jerry.
265
00:10:20,959 --> 00:10:22,294
Who's Jerry?
266
00:10:22,294 --> 00:10:23,712
He's the waiter
that tipped me off.
267
00:10:23,712 --> 00:10:25,088
- He's really angry.
- He's alive?
268
00:10:25,088 --> 00:10:26,506
Did you shoot him, too?
269
00:10:26,506 --> 00:10:28,633
- No, he stabbed himself.
- Holy shit.
270
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,802
Yeah, he is one angry fucker
with a colostomy bag.
271
00:10:30,802 --> 00:10:32,012
And he blames you.
272
00:10:32,012 --> 00:10:34,848
All right, well.
Let's see, uh...
273
00:10:34,848 --> 00:10:36,057
What's your name again?
274
00:10:36,057 --> 00:10:38,477
I'm Tarifa.
275
00:10:38,477 --> 00:10:40,103
Okay, Tarifa.
276
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:41,688
I accept your amends.
277
00:10:41,688 --> 00:10:46,067
And I also apologize for...
shooting you in the head.
278
00:10:47,068 --> 00:10:48,653
Wow, man.
279
00:10:48,653 --> 00:10:51,156
You know, my sponsor told me not
to expect anything in return,
280
00:10:51,156 --> 00:10:52,908
and yet...
281
00:10:52,908 --> 00:10:54,284
Thank you.
282
00:10:56,328 --> 00:10:57,913
Hmm.
283
00:10:58,914 --> 00:11:00,290
Damn.
284
00:11:00,290 --> 00:11:02,334
I think I'm gonna go
get me a slushy
285
00:11:02,334 --> 00:11:03,627
and make me another amends.
286
00:11:03,627 --> 00:11:05,295
Good for you.
287
00:11:05,295 --> 00:11:07,005
Go get 'em, chap.
288
00:11:08,131 --> 00:11:10,592
You know, in a different world,
he and I could've been friends.
289
00:11:10,592 --> 00:11:11,760
I'm still happy to leave.
290
00:11:12,636 --> 00:11:14,054
All right,
things are looking up.
291
00:11:14,054 --> 00:11:15,472
Let's get out of here. No.
292
00:11:15,472 --> 00:11:17,516
No more. I'm serious.
293
00:11:17,516 --> 00:11:19,643
- No more.
- You didn't hear a word we said.
294
00:11:19,643 --> 00:11:21,186
No more!
295
00:11:26,691 --> 00:11:28,276
So, is that it? We done?
296
00:11:28,276 --> 00:11:29,778
Listen,
297
00:11:29,778 --> 00:11:32,447
I didn't get to where I am
by being a quitter.
298
00:11:33,782 --> 00:11:36,618
- And where are you?
- Okay, you can leave now.
299
00:11:38,078 --> 00:11:42,374
♪ Lovers, we were one
and the same ♪
300
00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,963
♪ Everyone could see ♪
301
00:11:47,963 --> 00:11:54,177
♪ As we laughed walking
in the falling rain. ♪
302
00:11:55,804 --> 00:11:58,807
- You got to admire
her entrepreneurial spirit.
- No, I don't.
303
00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:00,767
She's getting in on the
ground floor of something new.
304
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,561
That's how
great fortunes are made.
305
00:12:02,561 --> 00:12:05,772
I'll give you three-to-one
this ends with her in chains.
306
00:12:05,772 --> 00:12:07,816
Your next baby's
gonna be born in jail.
307
00:12:09,693 --> 00:12:11,736
Gentlemen, a hearty
good evening to--
308
00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:13,321
Just give me my money
and get out.
309
00:12:13,321 --> 00:12:16,199
Yeah, about that,
it appears my trust fund is
310
00:12:16,199 --> 00:12:17,867
slightly less liquid
than I'd hoped.
311
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:18,827
Here we go.
312
00:12:18,827 --> 00:12:19,953
- Fuck.
- But...
313
00:12:19,953 --> 00:12:22,122
I believe I have a solution.
314
00:12:22,122 --> 00:12:23,540
Behold.
315
00:12:23,540 --> 00:12:25,917
- Oh, shit.
- Motherfucker.
316
00:12:25,917 --> 00:12:28,295
What? That's got to be worth
way more than I owe you.
317
00:12:28,295 --> 00:12:29,880
That's not the point.
It's hot.
318
00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,757
Red-hot. A hobo can warm
his hands over it.
319
00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:34,301
Please tell me you didn't
steal this from your own mother.
320
00:12:34,301 --> 00:12:35,719
Stepmother.
321
00:12:35,719 --> 00:12:38,305
She fellated her way
into my father's heart.
322
00:12:38,305 --> 00:12:39,639
I don't know, Zach.
323
00:12:39,639 --> 00:12:40,890
This is more trouble
than it's worth.
324
00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,434
It's fine.
325
00:12:42,434 --> 00:12:44,227
Worst-case scenario,
they go after my junkie brother.
326
00:12:44,227 --> 00:12:46,354
He rips them off every time
he gets out of rehab.
327
00:12:46,354 --> 00:12:48,523
Wait, wait, wait.
So, you're the good son?
328
00:12:48,523 --> 00:12:49,983
That's fucked-up, right?
329
00:12:51,276 --> 00:12:53,153
- Can you give us a moment?
- Sure.
330
00:12:53,153 --> 00:12:54,696
I'll keep a lookout
for ne'er-do-wells.
331
00:12:54,696 --> 00:12:56,781
Just get the fuck out of here.
332
00:13:00,327 --> 00:13:01,620
What you think?
333
00:13:02,579 --> 00:13:03,913
I don't want to fence
this stuff.
334
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,206
That's a bullet train to hell.
335
00:13:05,206 --> 00:13:06,750
So, what then?
336
00:13:09,252 --> 00:13:10,712
Well...
337
00:13:10,712 --> 00:13:13,298
I can't speak for you,
but there's a woman in my life
338
00:13:13,298 --> 00:13:15,675
that would appreciate
a spontaneous gesture
339
00:13:15,675 --> 00:13:16,926
of love and affection.
340
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:18,303
Your wife?
341
00:13:18,303 --> 00:13:20,305
Sure, her too.
342
00:13:29,856 --> 00:13:34,861
♪ There's something
that I want to give you ♪
343
00:13:34,861 --> 00:13:39,366
♪ I'm gonna give you
a five-pound box of love ♪
344
00:13:39,366 --> 00:13:41,826
♪ With a million dollar bill
on top ♪
345
00:13:41,826 --> 00:13:43,870
♪ Million dollar bill on top ♪
346
00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:46,373
♪ Diamonds on every corner ♪
347
00:13:46,373 --> 00:13:49,709
♪ And a big black pearl
for a lock ♪
348
00:13:50,669 --> 00:13:53,505
♪ Use my heart ♪
349
00:13:53,505 --> 00:13:56,841
♪ For a key ♪
350
00:13:56,841 --> 00:13:58,885
♪ I want to pay you back ♪
351
00:13:58,885 --> 00:14:00,553
♪ I want to pay you
back ♪
352
00:14:00,553 --> 00:14:06,059
♪ I want to pay you back
for loving me ♪
353
00:14:06,059 --> 00:14:08,395
♪ Pay you back for loving me ♪
354
00:14:08,395 --> 00:14:12,941
♪ Gonna give you
a cloud of love to sleep on ♪
355
00:14:12,941 --> 00:14:16,903
♪ A determined man to rely on ♪
356
00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:19,614
♪ Love around every corner ♪
357
00:14:19,614 --> 00:14:20,990
♪ I want to pay you back ♪
358
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:23,743
♪ Or wherever you might be ♪
359
00:14:23,743 --> 00:14:26,663
♪ Hold you tight ♪
360
00:14:26,663 --> 00:14:29,040
♪ But tenderly ♪
361
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,251
♪ Hold you tight but tenderly ♪
362
00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:33,670
- ♪ I want to pay you back ♪
- ♪ I want to pay you back ♪
363
00:14:33,670 --> 00:14:39,592
♪ I want to pay you back
for loving me ♪
364
00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:43,054
♪ Me, me, me ♪
365
00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:48,685
♪ What's the use
in turning away ♪
366
00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:52,105
♪ When we could be happy ♪
367
00:14:52,105 --> 00:14:54,899
♪ Each and every day. ♪
368
00:14:54,899 --> 00:14:57,402
- To happy women.
- To happy women.
369
00:15:02,532 --> 00:15:05,076
You know, every time
I make love to my girlfriend,
370
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:06,870
somehow I feel
more connected to my wife.
371
00:15:06,870 --> 00:15:08,663
I get that.
372
00:15:10,123 --> 00:15:11,833
- I'm gonna take it
a step further.
- Uh-huh.
373
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:14,711
Sex with a 24-year-old
has kept my marriage strong.
374
00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:16,296
It's because you don't have
all that jizz
375
00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:18,339
backing up in your brain,
making you go crazy.
376
00:15:18,339 --> 00:15:20,049
Thank you, doctor.
377
00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,302
Oh, shit.
378
00:15:22,302 --> 00:15:23,845
Mind if we join you?
379
00:15:23,845 --> 00:15:25,221
Do we have a choice?
380
00:15:25,221 --> 00:15:29,100
Danny, Ray,
381
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,895
I would like you to meet
a friend of mine.
382
00:15:31,895 --> 00:15:33,313
This is Patrick Ryan.
383
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:35,398
I believe you know
his son, Zach.
384
00:15:35,398 --> 00:15:38,443
- No, doesn't ring a bell. Danny?
- No.
385
00:15:38,443 --> 00:15:41,029
Oh, come on, fellas, can we not
do this? The kid flipped on you.
386
00:15:41,029 --> 00:15:42,989
Flipped on us?
What are you talking about?
387
00:15:42,989 --> 00:15:44,491
You threatened his life.
388
00:15:44,491 --> 00:15:46,201
He had no choice
but to steal from his mother.
389
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:47,786
Stepmother.
390
00:15:49,287 --> 00:15:52,081
Carl, you know how we operate.
391
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:54,334
We don't pull any of that
strong-arm shit.
392
00:15:54,334 --> 00:15:57,045
Is there any chance that Zach's
brother might be involved?
393
00:15:57,045 --> 00:16:00,131
Yeah, we were given to believe
that he might be the bad penny.
394
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,633
- Oh, yeah, he is.
- Mm.
395
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:03,176
Except that during the time
of the break-in,
396
00:16:03,176 --> 00:16:05,345
Pat Junior was being held
without bail
397
00:16:05,345 --> 00:16:06,846
in Brownsville, Texas.
398
00:16:06,846 --> 00:16:09,307
Well, there is bail.
I'm just done with him.
399
00:16:09,307 --> 00:16:10,642
Tough love.
Good for you.
400
00:16:10,642 --> 00:16:12,519
Shut up.
401
00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:14,062
Here's how this works.
402
00:16:14,062 --> 00:16:16,689
Mr. Ryan is not going to press
charges against his son,
403
00:16:16,689 --> 00:16:18,691
which means you turds
caught a break.
404
00:16:18,691 --> 00:16:19,776
Calamari.
405
00:16:19,776 --> 00:16:21,486
Just put it in the middle.
406
00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:25,865
Yeah, just get right on
in there.
407
00:16:25,865 --> 00:16:27,659
This whole thing goes away.
408
00:16:27,659 --> 00:16:29,619
All you got to do is
return the jewelry.
409
00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,746
That's gonna be tough.
410
00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:34,207
Might be easier
if you just kill us.
411
00:18:17,352 --> 00:18:18,436
No.
412
00:18:18,436 --> 00:18:20,146
You gave it to me.
It's mine.
413
00:18:51,594 --> 00:18:54,222
- Any problems?
- No. Easy-peasy.
414
00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:58,476
Eh...
415
00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,353
Is this everything?
416
00:19:00,353 --> 00:19:02,855
- Pretty much.
- What does that mean?
417
00:19:02,855 --> 00:19:06,567
My grandma has a tiara.
You want it back, you go get it.
418
00:19:11,572 --> 00:19:12,865
The worst thing about this,
419
00:19:12,865 --> 00:19:14,534
this fucking Zach kid
just walks away.
420
00:19:14,534 --> 00:19:16,202
Doesn't pay us,
doesn't go to jail.
421
00:19:16,202 --> 00:19:18,204
- No repercussions.
- It's called white privilege.
422
00:19:18,204 --> 00:19:19,706
Don't do that.
I want to hate him, too.
423
00:19:19,706 --> 00:19:21,374
Danny Colavito!
424
00:19:21,374 --> 00:19:24,085
I'm shitting in a bag
'cause of you!
425
00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:27,380
Die, motherfucker! Die!
426
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,011
Did your life just pass
right in front of you?
427
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,220
- Nope.
- Me neither.
428
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:35,888
- Disappointing.
- Very.
429
00:19:45,231 --> 00:19:47,275
♪ Yeah ♪
430
00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,159
♪ Yeah ♪
431
00:20:08,504 --> 00:20:10,798
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
432
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,177
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Hey, hey ♪
433
00:20:14,177 --> 00:20:23,102
♪ La-la-la, I'll see you
tomorrow in Havana. ♪30762
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