All language subtitles for Winter.House.S03E08.1080p.WEB.h264-EDITH[EZTVx.to]_track3_eng

- Whoo!

- Previously, on
"Winter House"...

- Whoo!

- Some women
love mama's boys.

- I think Casey would
definitely be into me

slash mama's boys,
specifically me.

- You're just, like,
constantly nauseous?

- Yeah.

There's no way
that I'm pregnant.

Like, what if I am?

Definitely not pregnant.

- Aww.
- Are you sad?

Are you sad
about Tom leaving?

- I'm so sad.

I have, like,
a high school crush.

- There is a reckoning
waiting for me,

the Vanderpump Rules
reunion.

Bye, Katie!

- It makes me horny
when you say that now.

Are you coming back to us?

- Yes.
- Oh, that was a long pause.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be a little bitch.

- Parents bearing gifts.

- Oh!

- Some of the girls
were talking to me

and telling me
Sam was coming.

- You gonna make it official?

- No, I'm not making it
official on this trip.

- What's gonna happen with you
and Danielle after this?

- Nothing needs to happen.

- You're free to
come to Brooklyn.

- When I start to feel
stressed,

that's when I just ----ing
wall, disappear.

- Peel back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What is going on
with you?

Are you okay?
- I'm good.

- I think we still both
want the same thing.

- We're not on the
same page anymore.

- Look what my mom got me.

My mom got me this.

- Who cares?

- My mom just got me that!

Don't turn up on me.
I'm the wrong one.

- It's making me really sad.

I just need a second.

Okay, you can do this.

You can do anything.

[sniffles]
Oh, God, this sucks.

It feels like Alex
intentionally pulling away.

I have felt like I'm finally
finding myself, again,

not that I lost myself,

but I definitely lost
that part of me

that feels wanted, desired.

So, I want more of that.

[sighs]
- What the (BLEEP)?

- Let's take some shots.

- Let's go get changed
into our neon outfit.

- This is the most action
I've gotten in a while.

- Guys, I just want you
to know...

Tom survived the reunion.
- Oh, my God.

- And he's coming back
tomorrow.

- Be cool if you guys
had sex.

[laughing]
- I'd really like that.

So, if we can all still
push for that,

I would really be happy.

- What are we doing?
- Shots-- get over here.

Stop being weird.

Cheers to not fighting.

We're the homies, right?
- Okay.

- Wait. Are we good?
- I think so.

- I'm asking you, though,
'cause I feel like

you still have something
inside of you.

- I'm just-- I'm--
it's not about you.

It's about, like,
everything, but...

- I'm trying not to.

- You know what kinda, like,
got me?

You just go to me, you go,
"Do you think Alex likes me?"

Didn't you say that
in the room?

- What does that have to do
with anything between you

and kicking the box?
- Well, I think that--

I think that's why you're
so triggered, right now.

- Oh, my God, no.

- It's about her box,
not my box.

She needs her box
taken care of.

[music slowing]

Alex ain't doing the job.

- It's really--
it-it's really not that deep.

- Sam's coming.
I can't wait to meet her.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

She will literally be up here
tomorrow night.

- Yay.
- I think--

- I'm glad she's coming.

Maybe it'll be the-the trip
that puts a label on it.

- Oh, no, no, no.

- Have you wanted her here
this whole time?

- Yeah, of course.
- Aww.

- I know it's super awkward
coming into a house

where it's, like,
we've all developed

this, like, you know--
- Yeah, but--

- She knows...
- She knows a good amount
of people.

- ...half the people,
I would say.
- Yeah.

- Sam's really secure
with herself

and does not get,
like, jealous

about any friendships
I have,

but, to be honest with you,
I haven't brought any, like,

girlfriends around Sam,

I guess 'cause I really don't
have too many.

- She'll be fine.
- Yeah, yeah.

- Okay, bitches,
I have glitter.

- I'm gonna get started
and organize it.

- [indistinct] tonight!

- Oh, cool.

Let's par-tay.

- How are you feeling?

- Frustrated.

- Is this the chat
with Danielle?

- So, basically,
she pulled me to the side.

Felt like I had been
excluding myself

'cause I didn't have a man
interested in me in the house.

- Do you think that you're
low energy, right now,

'cause there's no men
to flirt with you?

- Me?
- Yeah.

- Let a man define
anything about who I am?

Just bury me, at that point.

[laughing]
Like, if I--

if I'm reduced to that,
just-- then just put me--

put me to bed.
- Cheers to that.

- She had the nerve
to even say

I didn't have the attention
of any male.

It's because I rejected
half of 'em in the house,

including your man.

If I wanted him,
he would have been mine.

So, you're welcome.

It just was sh---y.

- Don't let anyone define you.
I know you won't.

Let's (BLEEP) sh-- up.
[laughing]

- All right.

I'm gonna put eye shadow on
really quick,

and I'm gonna come out
and party.

- Hey, [indistinct].

[doorbell ringing]
Food's here.

Where's the food?
What the (BLEEP)? Oh, sh--.

We got a lotta food here.

All right, fine.
No one's gonna help me.

Hey, Kory,
you can help me out.

Anyone want shrimp fried rice?
- I had pork fried rice.

- Thank you for
ordering everything.

- Um, yeah, no-no worries.
- Good job.

Thank you, Danielle.
- No doubt. This is amazing.

- We got a bunch of stuff
floating around.

- I know.
I'm just trying to, like,

not have this in the middle
of the table.

- I'm gonna do
a Jell-O shot.

I made these today.

- Hey, cheers to the best
share house

I've ever had in my life.

[deflated]
- Yay, have fun...

Go crazy. Whoo...

This is like,
the worst thing

I've ever been a part of.
- What's wrong, DD?

- That's a very weird way
to eat everything.

Normally, you would just
call out what you got.

- We're energizing
before we send it.

- Okay, cool. Yay.
I mean, very over this.

- It doesn't take
a fortune cookie to figure out

what the (BLEEP)
she's actually mad about.

- His name's Alex.

- These aren't the vibes.
These aren't the vibes.

- Dude, you okay?

I feel like you're always
the one to, like, hype.

What's going on?

- Like, Alex, like,
has been weird to me all night.

I do not wanna be around
someone who is doing that.

- Brian, can you
do me a big favor?

Can you be the bouncer?
- Okay.

- And I want you to
roast people as they come in.

- Yeah, Brian,
she wanted me to bounce,

and I'm like, no, we need
the biggest man on campus,

Brian.

- Let's burn this club down,
Danielle. Come on.

- I'm good.

- Hey, you guys, let's go!

**

- Show me your I.D.

- Can I show you
my dick instead?

- Can I show you my dick?

- Oh, welcome to the club.

- Wait, we gotta take our selfie
before the (BLEEP) we forget.

- I just wanna go to bed.

It's not my favorite club.

I actually would go to
a different club,

if I had my choice.

- The mullet is heating up!

- Alex is having
a great time.

- Wow. Oh, sh--.

- Let me get some of
that dick.

- The situation with Danielle
has just become so volatile.

You know,
if angry Danielle

didn't appear
for the rest of this trip,

I'm sure things
would go swimmingly.

- But I think we both know,

it's just not--
it's not workin' out.

- No.
- All right. I will.

I just needed to know
what's up.

- Yeah.

- Are you heading back in?
- Yep.

- Coming up...

- See what kinda trouble
they're getting into.

[doorbell ringing]

- Ruh-oh.
- Oh, boy!

**

- Club is closed.
We're at capacity.

- We're at capacity?
- We're at capacity.

We're setting up the VIP table
for bottle service.

- Asking me to a be a bouncer,
she wants a tough guy.

Don't mind if I do.
You know what I mean?

Vacation is still on,

so I think I have a chance
with Casey.

Eventually,
this is gonna happen.

I'm the bouncer--
It's my club.

- Do you wanna see
my rings?

[laughing]

- How'd I know
that was gonna happen?

- Now, I understand
why you guys

are constantly playing
with your penises.

- Nah, bitch.

**

[laughing]

- All right, bedtime.

- Hell no.

- Bro, where are you
going with that?

[laughing]

- Oh, my God,
it's 4:30, right now.

- That's a good thing,
'cause it means

it's closer to
Schwartzy coming.

- Kory, you gotta take
a bite of this.

- No, I'm good, bro.

- Dude, I just cooked it.
- I'm good, bro.

- You sure?
- I'm positive.

Oh, (BLEEP).

- I'm so upset.
I have to wash my hair.

- Same.
- I have so much Fireball.

- So much Fireball.
[laughing]

- Uh-uh. You said
you didn't want any.

- I changed my mind.
- Okay, too late.

- Oh, I love
these ----ing dogs so much.

- Let me see the dogs.
Let me see.

- Oh, my God,
they're so ----ing cute.

The best thing that could
have happened to me and Kyle

was becoming dog parents.

I'm so relieved
that leaving this trip,

we are still
just the parents

of two very furry
little munchkins.

Do you think our dogs
are really cute,

or do you think we just
think they're cute

'cause they're our dogs?
- What if we have ugly kids?

What if we're like,
"Oh, my God, they're so cute?"

**

- I want it to be
flawless for him.

- Boy, oh, boy,
where to begin?

I am feeling defeated.

I don't know why there
is a condom in here,

but there is.

But the thing is,
like, I don't think

I did anything so wrong,

but, like, I was
obviously pissed off

to the point where
I couldn't have fun,

and that, to me,
is the definition of defeat.

Oh, I shouldn't be
touching my face.

**

- It's the sign of a--
what the (BLEEP)?

**

- Who cleaned? Impressive.

- Damn, whoever cleaned,
thank you.

- Friends.
- Good morning.

- Hey, you did
all this cleaning?

- Yeah.
- That's a lotta cleaning.

- Well, Sam is coming,

so I wanted to
spruce up the place.

- How you feelin'?
- ----ing great.

- I thought you were
a bit, uh...

like, pred-predator mode,
like rrarr.

- Well, because, like, dude,
who opens mail at a party?

- The dude that's waiting
on his Forever 21 delivery.

- You're like,
"This is from my mom."

I was like,
"I don't care who it's from!"

- Yeah, no.
- I'm sorry about that, man.

- No, it's fine. It's fine.
- We're good. We're good.

- Aww, cute.
- You're good. You're good.

- I knew it wasn't
a big deal.

- How'd you sleep?

- Like I always do,
like sh--.

[laughing]
- Are you excited for Sam?

- I am very excited
for Sam.

She texted me
a minute ago

saying that she was
so excited to get here.

- I would make
everyone breakfast,

but we have nothing.

We have fried rice.
- We have a lot of Chinese food.

- Should we make fried rice?
[laughing]

- I like how you
just duck around.

I've been spotted.

- The plan today
is just avoid.

I mean, I could really use
my pillow talk pal, right now.

- You got big rock star energy,
right now. I can feel it.

Can we do a therapy session?
- I'm here if you need one.

- We could some
light probing today.

- Don't look me in the eyes
when you say, "Light probing."

Missing you,
right now, Tom.

Guess I'll just
deflect all day.

- You're so good at it, though.
You just can't--

you can't not do it.

- I gotta eat
a little somethin'.

- What's the plan
for the rest of the day?

- We talked about
doing this roast.

- I don't mind
being roasted.

- We do that all the time.
- Exactly.

- The owner left, uh,
two moon bikes here,

and we can take 'em
out in that field.

- And when are we going?
- Um, once Sam gets here.

- I think we're gonna
wait for Sam.

- Okay, and then
we're-we're going.

- Let the record state
I haven't been texting Sam

about what's been
going on in this house,

but things might
get really awkward

because there's Casey
calling her trash.

Jordan, uh, I don't know.

- I was definitely gunning
for your man, at one point.

I just didn't know
it was your man.

I don't even think
he knew he was your man,

to be honest.

- See what kind of trouble
they're getting into.

- And, also, there were
observations being made.

Maybe the people of
Steamboat Springs

are a little chattier
than we ever thought.

Yeah.

[doorbell ringing]

- Uh-oh.
- Oh, boy.

**

[doorbell ringing]

- Uh-oh.
- Oh, boy. Sh--.

- Uh-oh.
[sighs]

- Hi!
- Hi!

Oh, my God, hi.

Oh, I've been so excited
to see you.

Oh, my God, hi.

- He loves her.

- You look ----ing hot.
- Thanks.

- Aww.

- I have eight bags in the car.
- Oh, I got you.

- Oh, hi, baby.

Okay.

Hi!
- Hi!

- Oh, sh--.

- What's up? You look
like a little bumblebee.

- Oh, you smell so good.
- Coming in hot.

- Hey, I'm Casey.
- I'm Sam. Nice to meet you.

I've heard so much about you.
- You, too.

- Hi. Sam--
nice to meet you.

I'm a little overstimulated.

How's it been?
Are you having fun?

- Yeah. You look
so fresh. Look at--

- It's been a doozy, yeah.
Longest two weeks of our lives.

- I know.

I can't believe we've
never met in person.

We have so many mutual friends.
- I know.

We know all the same people.
- Yeah.

- So weird.
- So weird.

I'm, like, sweating.
I'm so nervous.

Kory told me, "Look, I'm not
gonna tell Sam what you said."

- I'm not gonna say anything
to Sam about that.

So, I'm gonna tell her
after this.

- It was an actually
very trashy thing for me to do,

to call her trash.

- Oh, wait.

[laughing]

- Hi. I missed you.
- I missed you.

- She came in,
like, Kory's,

and he came in,
like, not labeled.

[laughing]
You two should chat.

- All right, well, I came
with a lot of bags.

Do you think
you could help me?

- Yeah, I can help you.
Benni?

- How many bags
does she have?

- Uh, she probably has a lot,
to be honest with you.

She probably has--
- For two days?

- Yeah.

- Welcome. Hi. I'm Katie.
- Hi. I'm Sam.

Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, too.

Welcome.
- Are there more of you guys

hiding somewhere?
- No, it was just me.

- Kory, what room
is she staying in?

- Your room?

[laughing]
- Aww, you made your bed.

- Wow, something
moved in your pants.

[laughing]

- I have.

- They would have all loved
to (BLEEP) me, though.

- I sure know that.
[laughing]

- The first, like, couple days,
like, I was like,

"Yeah, I'm dating a girl,
blah, blah, blah."

And then I guess they, like,
wanted to see how, like--

- How flexible that was?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, uh-huh.

- So, they were all
trying very hard.

- I'm not surprised
by that.

- Okay, who is gonna
help me with this roast?

- I think you got it.
- I don't.

- By the way, um,
I texted Schwartz.

He said, "I'm coming in hot
in, like, 20 minutes."

- Oh, can I make
a drink first?

I'm feeling
a little bit anxious.

Is he gonna come back how
he entered the house originally?

He wasn't in
a good state of mind.

Are we still gonna be doing
this ----ing Katie thing?

I don't like that you
can't say my name.

- And that's why I wanted
to say, "I'm sorry."

Katie, could you help me?

- Did you just
call me Katie?

What Tom are we gonna get?

- All right. Should we get
ready for moon biking?

**

- Oh.

- Oh, my God, Benni.

- I'm sore.

- From what? Dancing?
- Ahh!

I worked out hard
with Kory.

- Thank you so much.

Oh, man, back at it, again.
I'm scared.

- I just want you to lay
with me for a little bit.

- You're very hard
to resist, though.

[sighs]
- I missed it.

- Has anyone seen my neon shades
that I was wearing last night?

- Seen your what?
- My neon shades.

- Oh, there he is!

[cheering]

What's up?
- Oh, my goodness.

[overlapping chatter]

- There's no doubt about it.
This is escapism for me.

You know what I mean?
I am savoring every moment

that I don't have to be
back in Los Angeles

where it's very scary.

- You came home.
- Hi. Oh!

Ahh!
- Welcome back.

[sighs]
- "Floody."

- I'm sorry I left you guys.
- It's okay. We missed you.

- Just don't ever
do it again.

- I'm shaking.

[laughing]

- Yeah.

- How are you doing?
- Did you evade crossfire?

- It was-- it was--
Ariana scorched the earth.

- How is Sandoval?

- He stopped at my place
afterwards.

We had one beer together,
and he apologized one last time

for all the sh--
he's put me through,

which was sweet.

- Are him and Raquel
still gonna move forward

with their relationship?
- They better.

They better be in love
for all of time.

[laughing]

- You didn't get
sh---ed on too bad.

- A little bit.

Some of it was deserved
from Katie.

- Well, hey, let's--
- She has a long history

of diminishing
my friendships.

- Well, you're friends
with everyone.

You're like a serial killer's
wet dream.

- Okay, well, anyways.

- Let's get you moved in
and changed into, like,

snow clothes.
- Okay.

- We're going moon biking.
- Now, go get ready.

- Oh, yeah.
- I got you. Let's go.

- Sh--.

Oh, my God, my spots.

How's things going?
Everything cool?

[laughing]

- It's a little rocky.
- Okay, really?

When I left it was
perfect, again.

You had--
- Yeah, yeah.

It kinda--
it kinda keeps going, like,

perfect and then--
- Yeah.

- Come hither.
- We're going on an adventure.

- You're bringing a glass
down there, bro?

- It's plastic.

- Danielle, are you
walking down with us?

- No, I think I'm gonna
hang back with Amanda

for a second.

- I have so much to pack.
- I finally got boots.

- Thanks, mom.
- Thanks, mom.

Oh, but I still slide.
- There they are.

- So, it might be your balance.

- Oh, these are
James Bond-esque.

- Whoa.
- Gotta bring 'em out.

- These are sick.
Let's go, lovebirds.

- What's up, Sam?
Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you, Tom.
- Welcome back, baby.

- I'm back, baby.
- Are you going first?

- Yeah, I feel taller.
- Let's rip. Yeah.

[laughing]

- I'm gonna kick your ass.
Oh, my God, freak.

I'm gonna ----ing kill you.

- Kory, for the love of God.

It's not like I'm studying
Kory's every move,

but he is a flirty guy.

Is Sam gonna love that?
Not so much.

- Wait, what is happening?

- If you broke my sunglasses,
I will murder you.

- I'm bummed that I'm leaving.
I, like, kinda have FOMO.

- I sure ----ing hope so.

- I checked in
on you last night,

and you were sound asleep.
You went...

- Maybe I thought it was Alex.
I'm like meh.

- Yeah. Well, did he sleep
in your room or not?

- No, he wasn't there.

- How did that make you feel?
- Um, strange.

We were, like, cohabitating,
and then I was like,

oh, you're not here.
- And then he's being weird.

**

- Yo, yeah, show me
how it's done.

Oh!

- I got shotgun.
- Sh--.

Whoo! Ha!

- (BLEEP) it.
- This is awesome.

- Kyle, Malia is gonna
throw me the rope,

I grab it, and then rip.
- All right.

- Go!
Throw, throw, throw!

Go!
- Whoo!

[laughing]

- Go faster!
- Ha! All right.

I'm turning left.
- Whoo!

- Nicely done.
- He's missed you so much.

He cleaned your whole room
for you.

- Dude, he washed my sheets.
- Yeah, I know.

- I didn't want you guys
to forget about me.

- We didn't.
- I would never forget.

- That was my bit of the day.
Now, I'm done.

- You're so different than
I thought you were gonna be,

based on pictures,
and this is more fun.

- Oh, I hope
that's a good thing.

I am so much weirder
than people think.

- I'm looking at both Sam
and Casey like y'all are in-san

because I think Sam knows
what Casey said about her.

I don't care what anybody says.

And Casey knows
what she said.

So, why they're both
sitting here

trying to overcompensate and
be like,

"Oh, we know each-- ahh,"
I don't know.

It's weird.

- I'm pretty much, I think,
what you see, is what you get.

This is a whole different
personality

than anyone saw coming.

- Alex.
- I'll slide in.

- Dude, I missed ya.
- Dude, I missed you, too.

- I said it ten times already,
but I did.

- I know.

- Where is Danielle, right now?
- I have no idea.

- I don't like
when you guys fight.

- Have you talked to him today?
- No, not really.

- I'm just not as interested.
- Yeah.

- And I think she's kinda
sensing that,

and she's gettin' insecure.

- Like, day three,
that was perfect.

Do you remember that?

- When it was fun and whimsical.
- Yeah.

- It's not, right now.

- Is the ultimate goal
to leave here as friends?

- Friends with benefits,
opportunities later on.

- This feels like
a relationship.

- It's too much.
Yeah, I don't want that. So...

- Everything you're telling me
you should just tell her.

- I'm trying to.

- I'll keep you posted
on how it goes.

Love you.
- Okay, please do.

I love you, too.
- Godspeed.

- Is this gonna be
a breakup conversation?

- I don't know.

**

- Coming up...

- You came in really hot.

- If you were in
a situationship with a guy

for eight months--
- Probably wouldn't be.

- Okay.

- But I respect that
you guys are.

- Whoo!
Ahh!

- I'll get towed, yeah.
- All right. Hop on that tube.

- Maybe take it easy on
ol' Schwartzy.

- Eeh!
- Ahh!

[laughing]

- Oh, that's great.

- What are you doing, dude?
The roast isn't until later.

- Are you alive?
[laughing]

- It popped under his ass
as soon as you hit

the ----ing throttle.

- Does that mean I'm fat?
- I don't know. Damn.

- This is so nice.

I feel like we needed this
after last night.

- I know.

- How are you feeling
about Schwartz being back?

- Have you guys flirted
a little yet?

- Yeah, like,
I've barely spoken to him.

He's got enough sh-- going on.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- He doesn't need some
crazy kiwi.

- I think that's exactly
what he needs.

- What's the plan with Katie?
[sighs]

- Floody?
- Sorry-- Floody.

- Oh, no, it's okay.

- Well, now that, like,
a lot of that is behind you

a little bit more, I think--

- It does feel like
it's behind me.

- I think maybe
let your hair down.

- I'm kinda old and washed up.

- You got a couple good years
left in you.

- I got, like, three left,
and then I'm creepy.

- Two and a half.
[laughing]

- I don't wanna force things,
you know.

Can't force the Schwartz.

Stupid.

- Well, you just let me know
if I can support

your getting laid in any way.

- Whoa, whoa, dude,
I just got here.

I was making progress,
being in the moment,

but now I feel like
I'm ----ing up, again.

Things are escalating.

- Cheers, baby.
- Cheers, guys.

I love you guys.
- Cheers, guys. Love you.

- Love you, too.

You bitch. (BLEEP).
[laughing]

- I'm so glad you're here.
- I know. Me, too.

I missed you.

- Get back, you hobbits.
Sh--.

- Wow.
- Yeah!

- What?
- Hold on. Hold on.

- All right.
I got you.

- Such little sister energy.
[slurping]

- Malia and Kory have chemistry.

I don't give a (BLEEP)
what they say.

There's a spiciness.

To be displaying said chemistry
in front of Sam

is a little bit reckless.
- Ahh!

- This feels like danger zone.

It's giving brother and
sister in this universe,

but somewhere out there
in the matrix

is a different story.
Just saying.

- I'm going home.

- Um, all right.
We got some food delivered.

- Okay.

- I feel like everyone
needs a little-little mental

self-alone time to come up
with your proper roast.

- Oh, we're gonna roast
each other?

- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, man.

- Let's stay a little nice.

- I don't see that
happening, mama.

Brace yourself.

- Okay, who wants to go
have a drink at home?

- Me-- I'm cold.
- I hate packing, so much.

**

Oh, Cheetos.

- Gal pal better stop
touching on my man.

- Wait, what?
Oh, I know.

- She loves getting tackled
by Kory, doesn't she?

- I-I know.

- It's just reading
a little desperate.

- Hey.

- How was it?
- Really fun.

Were you able to make progress?
- Yeah.

- Hi.
- We're talking about you,

how you noticed Malia is, like--

- Ob-ob-obsessed
with Kory's dick?

Yeah, it's very easy to see.

She's desperate,
but it's okay. Whatever.

- What? I haven't--
- I'm not insecure about her,

so I'm not worried about it.

I'm just gonna enjoy
the roast tonight.

That's for sure.
I'm not.

- I have not seen one--
for one second, romance.

Maybe I've been
out of the game so long

that I don't know
what flirting looks anymore,

but if Malia
is being flirty with Kory,

then I have been flirty
with everyone here,

and I'm not attracted to
any of these men,

not even Kyle.

I'm just kidding.
I love him.

- I'm not scared of her,
but I'm noticing it.

It's very clear.
- I wouldn't--

- And Kory said to me that
the girly pops are on his dick.

So, I'm gonna put on cozies.
- Yes.

- I'll leave you.

- Why is she so fired
about it?

- They were tackling each other.
Like, it just--

- It's not, like, sexual.
Like, come on.

- The way she was behaving was,
I felt, fairly normal.

- Sam doesn't need to be
so fired up about it.

- When did that blind come in?
- Last week,

so she's paying more attention
to Kory and Malia

because of
that ----ing blind.

- Her antennas are up,
for sure.

- Malia has older brothers.
The girl literally just, like,

(BLEEP) around with the guys.
- Yeah.

- Hey, you wanna ----ing fight?
- I do.

- I'll destroy you.
- I wanna fight nakey.

- Brian, we don't have to
peel the potatoes.

- So, what are we gonna do
with them then?

- You sit on it
until it hatches.

[laughing]

- Hey, mom, um,
quick question.

You know when you make
the roast beef?

I was thinking we would
just spice it with lemon pepper,

and how long do you
typically cook it?

So, an hour and 15?
Okay, bye.

- I love how we all call
our moms to figure stuff out.

- Uh-oh.
About what?

- Okay.

Like, another girl thinks
I'm going for Kory.

Kory and I, we roughhouse.

I grew up with brothers,
and, like, I'm the only girl

and the youngest.

People are like,
"Oh, my God,

you must have been
a princess."

I'm like, "No, I got
the sh-- beat out of me."

Did you guys have my back,
or were you like...?

- Of course,
but, like, to me,

I would probably reel it
just a little bit,

get to know her,
and then,

you know?
- Yeah, that's fair.

- Hello.
- Oh, my gosh.

- I was-- I was literally
taking a trip down memory lane.

I was like, I miss it in here.
- Oh, my God, you really

----ing just [indistinct]
the sh-- out of me.

- Why are you so big
and heavy?

[sighs]
- This is my spot.

- Stop looking at
my material.

- Let's go chat.

- Where?

In the living room?
- Yeah, exactly.

- Brian is eavesdropping.

[indistinct chatter]

- All right, let's chat.

- Tell me what's going on.

What happened yest--
last night?

- Okay, so,
from my perspective,

you were standoffish.

- Okay, and that made
you angry?

- I'm frustrated,
and sometimes I feel like

we hit a great moment,
and then we go backwards.

- That's the thing,
is every time I talk to you,

everything is fine,
and we're back on the same page,

and then, all of a sudden,
it's like this giant thing.

Yeah.
- This, to me,

is just supposed
to be fun vacation.

- If it is just
fun vacation,

then there wouldn't be
so much emotion involved in it.

I don't want that.

Um...
- It feels, um,

like you're trying to have
a teachable moment for me,

and I'm-I'm good on it.

- I'm most certainly not.
- Okay.

- You're almost ten years
older than me.

- That's your tone.

- There's nothing I can
really teach you.

- We're friends with a ton
of amazing benefits,

and I would love
to keep it that way.

- Same, same.
- We're good, okay?

We should be good.

- That's the most
important thing to me,

yeah.
- Okay, of course.

- So, I guess,
where I'm at, is, like,

let's just focus
on the friendship.

- Totally.

- Cheers.
- Cool?

- We're cool.

- Riveting.

- Well, that wasn't so bad.

- Coming up...

- Sam, welcome to the house.

I know it's been
a lot to tackle.

- You're the one who is
tackling, but okay.

**

- What are you
roasting, Jordan?

Potatoes?
- Taters.

- The only thing Jordan
can roast, is potatoes.

Boom, roasted.

[laughing]
- Write that down.

- Good Lord.
- Oh, yeah.

- Dude, what are you
doing, bro?

----ing back up here
your little toesies.

[laughing]

I'm so excited
you're back.

- Dude, I don't have
any roasts.

- I think you should
definitely do one for Katie.

I think that'd be
so endearing.

- Yeah.
- She's a dope little chick,

and she just wants
to have fun.

How can I set you up?

- Oh, shot time!

- I think it's
almost done.

[gasps]

- Why you gotta break
my heart like that?

- Floody, I'm trying to
get you ----ed.

- I'm trying to get--
- Like, literally.

- Kyle.

- I think it should
happen.

I think--
- What it? What's it?

- Just-just--
- What's it?

- Just something more
than has already.

- Wow, that's not--
I don't-- if it--

well, dude, I don't know.

- You should just text
Tom, right now.

"Put your P in my V."

- That's it?
- Just be direct.

- No, 'cause I haven't
done that this whole time.

- I've just always been
a guy who just, like,

randomly starts--

- Yeah, you've never
needed to have game.

- No, no, no.
[laughing]

Wow, when you put it
like that...

- Boom, roasted.
[laughing]

I'm gonna write that down.
- Maybe you're right.

- Do you need help?
We're, like, cohosting this.

- Yeah, but, uh...

- Okay.
- And, like, shower and dinner.

- How many mushrooms can
you cook at a time?

- They're gonna shrink
but...

- I'm just gonna
cut 'em all.

- Can you come with me
to my bedroom?

I know that sounds weird.
[laughing]

I just wanna get out of
this group setting for a second.

Dude, should I roast Amanda
based on the fact

that she brought
her entire wardrobe

and then just walks around
in, like, scrubs?

[laughing]
- That would be funny.

- So, I finally talked
to Danielle.

- Oh, you did?
- No girl wants to hear,

like, "Let's focus
on the friendship."

[sighs]
- I know,

but, oh, you're so right.

- So, she left
a little angry.

- Amanda said that, uh, Alex
just, like, pulled you aside.

- Like, okay, I thought that
we were on the same page,

but, apparently,
we aren't.

- Like, do you think, like,
can you guys just be friends?

- I guess so.

- Do you think you'll hook
up again before we leave?

- According to him,
we're just gonna

focus on our friendship now.

I didn't like
the conversation.

It ----ing sucked.

He's hot,
I still wanna jump his bones.

But I just want him to shut
the (BLEEP) up while I do it.

[laughing]

- Sounds like
a (BLEEP) boy thing to say,

but you were always
transparent about it.

- I've been trying to be.

- If you guys are kinda
like, okay, we're friends,

do you think there's
still a chance that he's

trying to, like, hook up with
Jordan before he goes home?

- As soon--
- Because he was very vocal

about Jordan being
his, like, type

when we got to the first house.
- Yeah.

- I remember
that first night, I--

- And as soon
as we're not speaking,

he's always around her,
talking to her.

I'm like, all right, cool.

- What up?
You got a minute?

- Like, if that's what
both of them want,

please, ----ing do it.

I hope you do,

and I will burn you
at the stake while you do it.

- Yeah, I was gonna
say, uh...

- If you wanna see me angry,
I welcome you to try.

- So, I just
friend zoned somebody.

- What do you mean?

- I was just like,
"I don't know

if I feel like continuing."

And they're
a little salty.

- I mean, all you can do,
is tell your truth.

- Pretty much.
- You're not responsible

for how anybody
reacts to that.

- Right.

- Jesus ----ing Christ.

- This was
a two-week little moment

that y'all had,
and you knew that

you weren't gonna
necessarily

indulge in
anything after this.

- I knew that.
- So, I feel like

the result was the same.

- Yeah.

- Um, roast,
oh, God, I don't know.

- Hey.
- I'm trying to do my roast.

- Me, too.
- I've never done one of these.

- I love onions
and taters.

- This will be a very
hearty meal that we all need.

- Wait, get me away
from the taters.

- Danielle just told me
that Sam

was upset about me and Kory,
like, playing in the snow.

That just sucks.

- Maybe she's feeling
a bit, like, weird.

You know, it's kinda like we're
withholding stuff from her.

- Well, I did hear
her and Casey talking a lot.

- Yeah, I hate
all this sh--.

- Yeah, I'm-I'm staying
out of that one.

- I like her
more than I wanted to.

- Are we close to dinner?

- We got
one hour and ten minutes

until we're pulling
the meat out.

So, that's basically
when dinner is served.

- Let's go get ready.

- What would this go with,

like, light jeans or...?
- Yeah, I like the lighter.

- I think this roast
is not gonna go well.

- Someone is gonna be
in tears.

It's probably gonna be me.

Should I just say,
"Tom, my name is Katie?"

- Boom, roast.
- Roast.

I don't know if that's
the way to get me laid.

- How should I roast Sam?

I'll be like,
"Wow, your jealousy came on

faster than Kory
came onto me the first day."

- No!

Don't even go there, Malia.
- Okay, no. Okay.

- Are you roasting me?

- No, I wasn't gonna.
I actually kinda like you.

- Okay, if I put on fur,
I think it'll change my energy.

I'm channeling
happy, calm energy.

- Giddy the (BLEEP) up.

- Oh, my God,
that looks so good.

Look at those tates!
- Whoo-hoo!

- We should do a little
therapy session,

reveal past traumas,
so then we can better roast.

- Well, we know all of
your God damn trauma.

- (BLEEP).
[laughing]

- Guys, I think
dinner is ready!

- You're hosting
the roasting.

- No one is sitting here.

- Your girlfriend is
sitting there.

Oh.

I'll sit-- I'll sit
across from you.

- Ha-ha, you trying
to sit next to my wife?

Boom, roasted.

- Alex, sit here.

- I'll just leave.
- No, don't leave.

- Wow, Casey is just
diving in.

- Meaty, ooh.
- That looks good.

- That's a lot of meat.

- Welcome to phase one
of tonight's roast.

Enjoy the food
while you can and the--

- It's when you enjoy
the roast.

- And the good
conversation.

- While you can.

- This is a big--
who wants a really big piece?

Kory?
- Throw it right here.

Yeah, holler at your boy.

- I'll take a little piece.

- Pass that sauce.

- Can you pass the taters?

Yes.
- She's like, "More potatoes."

- That's perfect.
Oh, my God!

- Okay, before we start
the roast part of this dinner,

because it's my last night,

I thought we could share

what we loved most
about this trip.

- I wanna say
something positive.

I genuinely have connected
with all of you,

and from here onwards,
like, I have

your, every single person
in this house, back.

- Don't make me cry, Katie.

- Katie? Katie?

- Did you just
call me Katie?

[cheering]
- Whoa, groundbreaking!

- Yell it at the top of
your lungs.

- I ----ing love you guys.
I really do.

- Oh, God, we'll see
if you feel that way

in ten minutes.
[laughing]

- Kyle, what do you think
about the meat?

- I'd say it's perfectly
cooked.

- So, are we keeping
the knives out for the roast,

or we just putting these away?
- Absolutely not.

[laughing]

- Anyone else need anything
from the kitchen while I--

- If you find a new personality
in there for us,

you can grab that, too.
- Yeah, I will.

Yeah, you got it.
- Whoo, roast.

[laughing]

- That was a grandma joke,
but it was good.

It was good.
- Yeah, it was good.

- Wow, wow. I need to get
your gym workout.

It'd be funny if you
just dropped 'em all.

- This? Oh, (BLEEP).

- Sh-- is about to get real.
The tension is tensioning.

- Welcome to the second part
of the roast.

I'm gonna lead off.

Kory, I gotta say you're
surprisingly nice

after having such a dirtbag
F-boy reputation.

Hey, speaking of trash,
Casey...

- Oh, oh.
- Uh-oh.

- Casey throws that
"trash" word around

like she works
for waste management.

[laughing]

- If this is the precedent
of how this night is gonna go,

with Kyle and--
oh, my God,

I can't do this cringe.
I can't do this cringe.

[laughing]
- Malia, you're up.

- Okay.

Uh, Sam, welcome
to the house.

- Happy to be here.

- I know it's been a lot
to tackle.

- A lot to tackle?

You're the one who's tackling,
but okay.

- That was my point.
Glad you caught it.

**

- Sam, welcome to the house.

- Happy to be here.

- I know it's been
a lot to tackle.

- You're really good at it.
- Oh, my.

- And on that note,
I love you all.

And take a drink.
[laughing]

- Katie is up.

- Okay, Brian, it was
really hard to roast you

considering you're been roasted
by being friend zoned

by every single woman
in this house.

- Men: Whoa.

- I don't wanna say
every single woman.

Casey?

I don't think I really
----ed it up with her.

I think I just have to not
give off, like, friend vibes.

I have to give off
more of, like, Kory

and whatever the (BLEEP)
Kory gives off.

- Kory, when I first
came to this house,

I was attracted to you,

and then you opened
your Goddamn mouth.

[hooting and laughing]

- I take that back.
- Brian, you're up.

- I'm, like, rethinking
some of these jokes.

- All: Brian! Brian!

- Kory...
- Let's go, baby.

- Your jewelry is so fake
you probably buy it

on the same corner
as you picked up Sam.

[hooting]

- Oh, my God.

- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

- No, this is worse than anyone
expected out of Brian.

- Schwartz, you're up.

- Alex, in middle school,
the superlatives

most likely to succeed,
best-looking,

most beautiful eyes,
I can't remember the rest,

but if you wanna know them,
just ask his mom

because he was
homeschooled.

[laughing]

- Wait, who-who do we
got next?

Alex, here, here.

- Danielle, maybe the most
caring and thoughtful,

loving and successful
boss bitch I've ever met,

but your snoring sounds like
a fork in the garbage disposal.

- I can hear it
from our room.

- Boom, roasted.

[snoring]

- Danielle,
you're up next.

- Alex, at first he lived up
to his Jesus looks.

But instead of turning
water into wine,

he just started to whine
about me to all of you.

- All: Oh.

- And now he wants
to be friends.

- Oww!

- I think that's
the biggest joke

of this entire roast.

- Roast!
- Wow!

- That was a great roast.
We gotta get a lotta laughs.

**

- You just put your mouth
all up in that?

- I just put
my upper lip on it.

You wanna put
your bottom lip on it,

and then we'll
call it we kissed?

- Let's do a positive
roast now.

Your hair looks great.
[laughing]

- I'll take what I can get
around here, okay?

- When I do share houses,

it's usually with
all my friends.

So, it's like--
come on, you want in?

Hey, you know I'm kidding,
right? I'm silly.

- Do you wanna come to
the-- no, I know.

I haven't gotten
to talk to you.

You wanna come to the, uh,
fireplace room?

- Okay.

- No, Sam is having a talk
with Malia.

- Oh, sh--,
she's talking to Malia.

- Earlier today,
you witnessed Kory and I

in full effect.
- Sure did.

- And that seems to have
rubbed you the wrong way.

You came in really hot
towards me when you don't

know me.

- Right. Honestly,
before I got here,

the internet was like,
"Oh, Malia and Kory

are, like, flirting
all over each other."

So, like, for me, coming
into this house, I was--

- That's intimidating. Yeah.
- No, I'm not intimidated.

- Or, like, not intimidated but,
like it's overwhelming.

- I will say, though,
when I saw you guys

tackling each other,
I'm like, oh, so I'm--

that's not, like,
some internet bullsh--.

That's actually happening.

It got weirder when
Danielle was like,

"Yeah, like,
I've noticed that, too."

And Kory was like,
"Yeah, every girl

has been kinda
up on me."

- The girls thought he was
fair game because he said--

- What girls thought
he was fair game?

- Well, everyone did.
- Okay.

- 'Cause he made it
very clear that he was

in a situationship,
not a relationship.

- Good to know.

- He hasn't labeled you
his girlfriend.

- If you were in a situationship
with a guy for eight months--

- Probably wouldn't be.

- Okay.
- Like,

that's just
not my style, but

I respect that
you guys are.

- You clearly don't.

Look at me. You clearly don't
because I walk in--

- I have no judgment
against that.

- I walk in--
I walk in--

- But you came hard
against our friendship.

You were here
for 20 minutes.

- Yeah, and you're on his body.
- Oh, Jesus.

- First of all--
- We've been doing that

this whole time, but he--
- Okay, well,

guess who hasn't
----ing been here! Me.

- Oh, this is not good.

(BLEEP).

- Next, on the season finale
of "Winter House."

- By the way, friend zone
is right here.

- Where am I?

[cheering]
- Holy sh--!

- Your smile scares me.

- There's something else
going on here.

I don't like being
made a fool of.

- I have strong feelings
for you.

Are you my boyfriend?