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Hi, Gerald.

Wow, Mr. Kim.
That's quite the get-up.

Si. Me and my senorita, Mrs.
Kim, is go to costume party.

Appa, what are you doing?

I'm a Mexican burrito.

- I think you mean bandito.
- Ah. Same, same.

Appa, you can't dress like that.
It's cultural appropriation.

Hi, guys. Just on my way
to Bay Street,

then going to our cottage in Muskoka.

Oh. So, Umma can dress like this,

but I can't dress
like a Mexican bandit?

How would you feel
if someone from Mexico

dressed in a plaid shirt
and started saying,

"Me from Korea,
me run convenience store."

I be proud.

And I not talk like that.

Oh, that reminds me, Janet,

where's my hanbok? I can't find.

I don't know.

It's at our place. What?

It was a big hit
at the Halloween party.

You take my Korean dress for Halloween?

That's a cultural
appropritation, Janet.

No, that's different. I'm Korean.

You is born in Canada.

That's Korean heritage
you disrespecting

when you drunk-mingle with ghost,

vampire, nurse who's a slut.

Janet, our culture is not costume.

That's rich coming from a Korean guy

dressed like a Mexican criminal.

I get more of, like, a fun,
revolutionary sort of vibe.

Oh. Thank you, Gerald.

Fine. Go dressed like that.

She's just angry
because we don't invite her

to Muskoka cottage.

You don't have Muskoka cottage.

That's what you think.

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Hey. Can I get you a coffee?

- Aw. You don't have to do that.
- Want to.

Aw.

- Ah, I got a call.
- I'll bring it to you.

Dreamboat alert.

I'll take an Americano
with two sugars.

Hey. I'm just trying to be
a team player.

I need that coffee ASAP.

Pretty sure she's talking to you.

Conference call. I get it.

Uh-huh.

Uh, just a sec.

Could you... Door.

- Okay.
- Wow. That's a really aggressive

anti-bullying strategy.
Who's the bully now?

No, I get why it's wrong to say that.

Sometimes she gets me coffee.

It's cool. Last week I went
bra shopping with my mom.

Oh, your mom called

about your cousin's
housewarming this weekend.

Oh! Another one? We're not going.

I'll just tell her we broke up.

You already did for your dad's
retirement party.

Just tell her we're away.

Mom. Hey.

Heard about Aarav's housewarming.

Really want to be there

but Gerald's just come down
with shingles.

I know. He's the worst. Cough.

You said shingles.

Yeah, I might have to
break up with him... again.

Oh! Another shingle.

Gotta go! Love you!

Appa, stop tisking and just say
what you want to say.

Hmm. It's not good to lie
to you parent.

That's how we communicate.

It's true. If I don't tell
my mom's boyfriend

I love him, she cries. So does he.

Yeah. But you parent
always know when you is lying.

Right. So, you always knew
when Jung lied to you?

Yeah. 200%.

And you knew when I lied?

Oh, Janet. You is easiest of
all, hmm?

One time I buy donut
and they go missing.

I ask Janet. She is cover with icing

and say, "What donut?"

I was three.

Other time, she tell me she's
too sick to go to school.

She show me thermometer
that say 110 degree!

I know she's just a dip in hot tea.

- You knew?
- Yeah.

We keep secret from Umma, hmm?

And then there was band trip.

Oh, yeah. When you was in a band.

Yeah, when I was 'in' band.

Alto saxophone! Huh?

Why you stop?

Because there was no band.

Yeah! Band trip was cancel

because, uh, not enough student
in band.

No! It was a fake trip
with my friends.

We made up permission slips
that my dad signed.

It was amazing.

Wow. The coolest thing
my dad ever let me do

was smoke one of his cigarettes.

I was five, so it was
less cool, more negligent.

Okay. Have to finish fix dresser.

Appa?

Well, shall we start?

Just waiting for Mrs. Mehta.

I'm going to talk to her.

She always say traffic so
bad, but I know she walk.

While you're at it,
can you tell her to work on her tone?

So condescending.

And maybe she could eat a little less

and bring a little more?

And if she occasionally read
the book, that'd be nice.

I read it and I have
four kids and three jobs.

Sorry, other way around.

- Oh, Anjali.
- My God, I'm starving.

Traffic was a nightmare.
Ooh. I hope these are nut-free.

- Are you allergic?
- No, but nuts are so fattening.

Oh, is that this month's book?

Mmm-hmm.

I heard it was so-so.

Try one and tell me if it's okay?

Mmm. Lemon squares.
Don't rind if I do.

Oh, my God! These are amazing.

They're for a party.
Gwen's gran is turning 90.

Well, you're only as old as you feel.

She feels pretty old
when you hug her.

Hopefully she can still chew 'em.

Are you kidding?
I'd suck these down with a straw.

Now I just need a fireman calendar.

Don't ask.

So good.

- Wine.
- Ah, thank you.

That's nice to hear.

What?

Nothing. I was just thinking about
the coffee from this morning.

Oh, very sweet, by the way.

Both the coffee and the gesture.

And I don't mind doing it.

Well, you offered.

It's just that...
when you rapped on the glass

and told me you needed it ASAP,

I felt more like your
assistant than your boyfriend.

Oh, that wasn't it at all.

I'm sorry. I'm...
I'm still trying to navigate

the whole Work Shannon,
Girlfriend Shannon thing.

Yeah, and I know we don't want to

come across as too "couply" at work.

Exactly.

Well, I'm glad we can
talk about this kind of stuff.

Oh, my God. You've gotta stop
me before I eat all these.

I got a way.

Mmm.

That for me or the lemon square?

Don't make me choose.

Why you read this book?

I already on page 20
and there's still no murder.

It's not a murder mystery.

Oh.

Uh. Why is drill bit on table?

Have to empty pocket somewhere.

And Janet?

I don't know why I help.
She do such a bad thing.

Oh. She shoplift? Catfish? Do drug?

No. She lie about trip to Quebec!

- When?
- In high school.

High school not really
have a band trip.

She fool us both. Very bad.

That was seven years ago.

She also lie to us
one time in Grade 5

when she pretend to be sick.

Everyone pretend to be sick.
I do just last week.

But we is her parent.

We give to her everything
and she trick us.

She was a teenage.

Still... complete betray.

How come you not mad?

I mad at Janet all the time.

Nice to have break.

So, if you feel like
someone is bullying you,

you can also keep a
journal to document it.

I keep a dream journal.

Not the same thing.

Well, I'm sometimes
bullied in my dreams.

Oh, that doesn't count, Terence.

Well, Stacie,
I guess you're off the hook.

In your dreams.

Nailed it.

Okay, good meeting.

And if you haven't had one of
Kimchee's lemon squares, try one.

They're amazing.

Go easy. I put a few out
for you guys.

- The rest are for old people.
- Okay.

Ooh. You really want
another one, babe?

While she's deciding,
can the rest of us dig in?

Just thought we could
go for coffee and talk.

Call me. Okay, bye.

Everything okay?

Yeah. I just have friend problem.

Maybe I can help.

Janet, you a very nice girl,

but you don't have lots of friend.

- I wouldn't say that.
- Okay.

Let's pretend
you have lots of friend.

But all your friend want you
out of friend group.

Wait. Are you being kicked out?

Who gonna kick me out?

I kicking out Mrs. Mehta
from book club.

Oh, my God.

Hi, Young-Mi, Janet.

I got your message
and was just around the corner,

- so, here I am.
- Great.

You want to go for a coffee?

Yeah, yeah.
I just have to get my jacket.

You haven't read The Goldfinch
by chance, have you?

Just a quick summary would do.

- Uh, hey, Raj.
- Hey.

You forgot this in the car.

Oh.

I didn't take any money.

Well, after the engagement fiasco,

there's not much to take.

How you doing?

Good. Just kickin' it.

Same.

Cool. Cool.

Good to see the art of
conversation is alive and well.

Text me when you're done.

- Cool.
- He meant me.

That makes sense.

You told me to stop you from
eating the lemon squares.

Not in front of everybody like
you're the bouncer for my mouth.

I was just trying to be
a good boyfriend.

You're not my boyfriend here.

Also, never do that as my boyfriend.

Oh. Okay. I shouldn't do
what you ask me.

That's not it. It's just,
I'm your boss and this is work

and it doesn't look good
if you're telling me...

Damn it. Ah.

I have a meeting in an hour.

Can you swing by my place
and grab me another dress?

Sounds more like a job
for Boyfriend Jung.

Are you serious?

Guys, everyone can hear you.

Should I be going to my girlfriend's

and getting a dress on company time?

Sure. Oh, hey. While you're at it,

could you grab my charger
at our place?

What is with you guys?
I'm not an errand boy, okay?

Hey, Terence.
Do you mind going to Shannon's

and picking out
a fresh dress for her?

I was gonna say
that's a little off season.

- That's okay, Terence.
- Hmm. Why?

It's a completely different thing.

I don't mind. Do you live in town?

So, no to the charger?

I'd go with your navy sheath dress.

It's flattering and tasteful.

Oh. Hi, Mrs. Mehta.

- Janet.
- Yobo.

Me and Mrs. Mehta
going out for coffee,

but, uh, I can't find my scarf.

Janet, have you seen my scarf?

- No.
- You sure?

Why would I lie about that?

Yeah, Yobo.
Why would Janet lie about that?

Because we all know Janet is
a most bright beacon of truth.

Oh-kay.

It's nothing. Just something
from a long time ago

that my dad's still upset about.

Or maybe you lying right now

and I not upset about nothing.

- We should go for our coffee.
- Yeah.

Oh, no. What I talking?

Of course.
Janet is a such a good girl.

She not lie about anything.

She not lie about
high school band trip.

She not lie about donut.

She not lie about Raj, so, of course,

we believe her when
she say she not take scarf.

Who need scarf? Okay, we go now.

Ah, what's this about Raj?

Oh, my God.

Ah.

Funny story.

One time, I buy donut

and Janet have chocolate icing
all over...

No. About Raj.

- Fine. You want the truth?
- It's okay, Janet.

Because the truth is Raj and I dated.

But that was before he got engaged.

Well, until he got engaged.

I didn't even know
he was getting engaged.

Yeah. Raj two-time Janet.

And you knew about this?

I had no idea that he was going
to call off the engagement.

I mean, I kind of knew 'cause
he kept saying he was going to,

but I didn't believe him because
he had lied to me before.

I mean, if you want to
talk about lying...

So, uh... maybe we get coffee
another time?

I think that would be best.

What?

Huh? The scarf.

Can you believe Appa said that?

- I can't believe you say that.
- What?

This going to ruin my whole
friendship with Mrs. Mehta.

You were about to kick
her out of book club.

No, I was going to make her think

she don't want to be in book club.

Very different, Janet.

I was just telling the truth.

I thought I raise you
better than that.

Well, forgive me for trying
to do the right thing.

Truth is not only thing
that is right.

Have to think about
people's feelings.

Like my feelings
and Mrs. Mehta's feelings.

What about my feelings?
I'm not a liar.

I wish you were.
Then I might still have friend.

You might still have a friend
if you had been more upfront

with Mrs. Mehta about me and Raj.

There is time when it's best
to not tell truth, huh?

Like when your husband eat too much.

Or your kid is throw life
away, going nowhere.

Yeah, but Jung's never known
what direction he's going.

Yeah, Jung. Hmm.

No, Terence, my cats don't
sometimes look like dogs.

Abort mission.

Hey, listen. Um...

I've been thinking about
what I said before.

Sorry, but I really can't
get into this right now.

Can we just pause this until after
my meeting with Amanda, okay?

Fine.

If I just sit at my desk
and never get up...

Okay, everyone,
back away from the squares.

- I never had one.
- Too bad.

I brought some for the office.
The rest are for Meemaw.

I'm so sorry.

- Unbelievable.
- What?

Kimchee just said the exact
same thing that I did

and now it's no big deal.

That's because he told
everyone to stop eating them

- and didn't call me babe.
- Why would he call you babe?

I wouldn't.

Look. Terence is rifling through

a stranger's closet right now

and I look like I rode
an espresso machine to work.

Dude, read the sign.

If you offer me that square,
we're done.

Now no one will notice,
or care about your stain.

So, I can't have one,
but he can rub it all over his shirt.

- Just these.
- Ah, balloon.

- You have a party?
- Nope.

You going to party?

Nope.

Then why you buy balloon?

They're festive.

Just so you know,
I'm not paying for this.

You never pay for this.

Well, I'm glad to see that
some things haven't changed.

Hmm. Not so much is change.

Just now you know that,
uh, Janet and Raj...

I thought we were friends.

And here I was,
pouring buckets of money

into a wedding
that you knew was a sham.

No. And I throw money bucket, too.

Non-refundable wedding gift,
fancy RSVP envelope.

We supplied those with postage.

I know. But I lick and close
before I tick beef or fish,

then have to reopen,
buy new envelope.

Are you telling me
that you didn't know

about Raj and Janet the whole time?

What I know is

Raj dump Janet for Divya. That's it.

And now he dumped Divya
over Janet. Full circle.

From Bangalore princess
to shop keeper's daughter.

- No offence.
- Ah, Raj not my first choice either.

I mean, he's not engaged now,

which is a step up
from before, but still.

That's fair.

Maybe our happiness is depend
too much on our dumb kids.

Absolutely. Children are the worst.

I should have insisted on
a vasectomy sooner.

Though...

I suppose if Raj and Janet
were to end up together...

Is not the worse thing.

Raj is a doctor with very good...

hair.

Maybe Janet becomes
a famous photographer.

It's not unheard of.
Though I've never heard of any.

As long as they is happy.

Good one.

Let's hope Janet has
your sense of humor.

Raj is as funny
as a dining room table.

Maybe it's okay.

As you say, we could do worse.

You continue to impress, Shannon.

A lot of people at head office
didn't want to hire you.

- Oh. Didn't know that.
- We showed them.

All right.

Um...

- Talk soon.
- You bet.

Hey, Amanda. Jung Kim.
Great to see you again.

Great to see you, too.
Everything okay?

Oh, this? Yeah.

Missed a spot. My mouth.

Everyone keeps staring at this.

Probably because it's pretty
remarkable, or whatever.

I have coffee all over my dress.

He's trying to cover for me
so I don't look...

unprofessional.

Oh.

I don't see it at all.

It's pretty big.

Hmm. Is it?

Well, good thing no one from
head office is here.

- See you.
- Bye.

I'm sorry.

No, I... I think that went okay.

I mean, you came off
a little bit crazy

and I look like a mud puddle.

Here.

Oh. That's not my dress.

You know what, Shannon?
A simple "thank you" would suffice.

Hi.

Hey.

What time is it, Janet?

8:45.

Hmm. Because my phone say 8:46.

Oh, my God. I'm sorry I lied to you

about a tiny thing a long time ago,

but not as sorry
as telling you about it.

It's not a tiny thing.
It's a big thing...

to me.

Because you is...

Umma is a sneak attack.

And Jung? We always fight.

But, you, Janet?

- It's okay.
- We's all family.

And we love all people in family.

It's okay, Appa.

Not same.

You don't have to say it.

What?

What you think I going to say?

That, you know...

Yes, family is family,

but you and I...

- Well, it's different.
- How?

I mean, of course
I love Umma and Jung.

But, with you...

Mmm-hmm. What, Janet?

That...

I is you favorite.

Why?

Is that what you were
going to say before?

Why? Is that what you
going to say right now?

I don't know. Such a liar.

Who knows what I was going to say?

We all know Janet is not [imitates

most "bright beacon of truth."

No. Have to tell truth about this.

I would, but I have to go
practice my saxophone.

Now you is my least favorite.

I know you're lying.

- Take one to know one.
- Can't hear you.

Can't hear you more.

Then why did you just say that?

What? Can't hear you still.

I'm sorry about other day.

We just feel it's not our place...

I know. But it was
just so humiliating.

My friend's daughter
breaking up my son's wedding

because of a secret relationship.

It's like the plot of one of those
silly books I'm never reading.

But our friendship is strong.

Agreed.

So strong it can handle

all kinds of problem or disagreement,

and still we won't be mad
or hold grudge.

Absolutely.

For example...

Sometimes at the book club, uh,

some people think

it would be better if
you don't come any more.

What?

I mean, because book club is ending.

Nobody come any more,
so also you don't come any more.

I don't come. Nobody come. Hmm.

When did this happen?

It come up after last meeting.

Everybody so busy,
so I want to tell you in person.

Well, that's very thoughtful.

Maybe we should start
our own book club.

Yeah. Maybe.

Just can't be same night
as old book club.

Too many fond memories?

Yeah.

Like that.

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