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Hey, Mr. Kim. How's it going?
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Ah, you know, same, same. Nothing new.
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I notice you're running a little low
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on my particular brand of literature.
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Yeah, well, you know, you is almost
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only customer who still buy magazine.
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Everybody else looking online.
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No, not me.
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Every time you log on,
they're watching you.
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They know every click, every swipe.
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Yeah?
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This way, no one knows
what I'm looking at.
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- Except me.
- Except you.
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Hi, Mrs. Kim, I didn't see you there.
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Good recipe for lemon
meringue pie, page 14.
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Thanks for the tip.
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- Okay, see you.
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You charge him for magazine
inside the magazine?
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Yeah, I see everything.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Because you never clear browser history.
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How you clear browser history?
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Pink shirt? Bold choice, Appa.
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Not pink. Salmon. Like a fish.
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It's a special for tonight.
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That's sweet.
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And it's definitely pink.
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Okay, I go change.
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No, you look good.
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I think it's really nice that you guys
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are still excited about date night.
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Yeah.
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When Umma first suggest, I think,
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"Eh, it's a stupid idea."
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Turns out, it's the
best thing for marriage.
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Umma, let's go!
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Okay. Okay.
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Wow, you look amazing.
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More amazing if I have 10 more minutes.
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Where are you guys going?
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Dancing and the driving range.
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- Wow, big night.
- Yeah.
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I go dancing, he go driving range.
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Wait, you guys aren't
going out together?
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Yeah, I take her to bus stop.
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I have four more chapters left.
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Bye, Janet.
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Uh...
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Yo. Ready to shoot some hoops?
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Yeah, one sec.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, these shoes don't play basketball.
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They're basketball shoes.
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You can tell by the little
man playing basketball on them.
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No, your shoes are basketball shoes.
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My shoes are collector's items.
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And I intend to keep 'em that way.
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Ah, guess it will be bad if you got
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some burrito juice on them sneaks, huh?
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Get that burrito away from me!
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Get your shoes away from
my special edition burrito.
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Dude, I'm not joking!
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These shoes, they're my legacy.
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Relax. See? Done. Happy?
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Whoo!
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What the hell?
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That was interference. I
would have made that shot.
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Dude, that's burrito juice.
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It's like mustard,
ink and spaghetti sauce
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all in one.
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You can't even see it.
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It's the only thing I can see!
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Dude, what is your problem?
I'll get you another pair.
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You just can't walk in
a store and buy these.
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I was on a wait list for six months!
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I made some great
friends on that wait list.
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I don't even know how I'm gonna tell
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Brody and Denise!
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Dude, you have, like, 40 other pairs!
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Of different sneakers!
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I can't even look at
you. Get out of my room!
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- You want the Tide pen?
- Yes!
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- Hey, how was your night?
- Fine.
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Did you have fun?
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So much fun dancing all by myself.
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I was kind of wondering how that worked
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with Appa golfing.
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For three week, I dancing with Mr. Gill.
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So light on his feet.
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But then his wife fully recovered.
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So unlucky for me!
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Yeah, too bad.
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I guess most people go as couples.
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How I am supposed to improve
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when every week I have a
different dance partner?
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Mr. Young, Mr. Wilson...
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Oh, Mr. Chopra, he was good.
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But then he have a stroke.
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So now he's always dancing
to the left, to the left.
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Sometimes I want to dance to right side!
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Why don't you just ask Appa?
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It would be nice to have
a regular dance partner.
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Like your husband.
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Appa don't like dancing. He like golf.
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What about what you like?
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I like Mrs. Gill have
shingles just one more month.
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But I never get what I want.
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Hey, just wondering about
those month-end reports.
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Yeah, just working on 'em now.
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That is a-mall-zing.
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I don't know if you've noticed,
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but there's a big wall
of glass between us,
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so I kind of know you're shoe shopping.
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Oh, yeah, kind of.
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Hey, love me a shoe shop,
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but I'm wearing the boss hat.
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Which means I have to tell you
no shopping during work hours.
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They're not for me. They're for him.
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Careful. He'll destroy
everything you love.
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Is he okay?
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He was screaming into the trunk
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of a Sebring earlier.
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He collects sneakers and
I kind of ruined a pair.
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Mourning the loss of great shoes,
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I know that pain.
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They're, like, $400. I had no idea.
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I guess you've already checked
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Craigslist, Kijiji, eBay, Etsy, Amazon?
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Just Foot Locker.
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Oh, my God! Cancel my 3:00.
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I'm just kidding. I can't cancel.
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It's my dentist and they've
got a very strict policy.
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- May I?
- Yeah. Sure. Be my guest.
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Okay.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Oh, no, I do not think so, sir.
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And voila.
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Yeah, this is the guy, Kelly.
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He's close. Shoes are in good condition.
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And he writes in all
caps, which means...
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That he's yelling?
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He's over 60.
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And maybe he's yelling. I don't know.
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But I can talk him down.
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- Really?
- Absolutely.
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But not right now. We
should get back to work.
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I forgot I have my boss hat on.
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I'm picturing a sombrero?
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Close.
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Everything you love.
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It's date night.
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That's the point of date night.
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People go out together on a date.
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Twenty-eight year ago, we date.
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Now we're married. We stopped dating.
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Appa, you know what I...
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You know what I...
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- That's not funny.
- Mmm, kind of funny.
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I'm serious. Umma was really sad.
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It's like you're leaving her dateless
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on prom night week after week.
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What you talking?
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She tell to me
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she don't want me take her dancing.
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Clear as a bell. Bing.
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Uh-huh. What happened
on her last birthday?
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We have a good time.
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- And what did you get her?
- Nothing.
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She say she don't want present.
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But what did she want?
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Present.
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See, you need to...
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Appa, I...
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Huh?
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Appa... Ugh!
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Okay, all finished.
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So, I have to dance with Mrs. Maggie.
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- Mmm.
- But she don't understand
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we're only counting up to eight.
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She just keep going. Nine, 10, 11, 12.
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Yeah, I just go to driving range.
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Have no problem.
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- Mmm.
- Just a good time.
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You want the last one?
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- No, no, you have.
- No, I don't want.
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- You sure?
- Yeah.
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I say I don't want.
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Okay, I have.
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Mmm.
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Why you say you don't want if you want?
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Well, I only want if you don't want.
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No, you have.
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If you want something, say you want.
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Okay, I want the last mandu.
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Mmm.
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Also, I want you to clear table.
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I want you to do laundry.
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Okay, okay. You don't have
to say everything you want.
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I want you to fix faucet.
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I want you to stop.
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If all else fails
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and we still don't
have the price we want,
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we walk away.
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No, no, no. We need those sneakers.
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You don't understand
Kimchee's collection.
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We can't walk away.
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No, we don't walk away. We walk away.
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Okay, I could tell that you're
hearing a difference, but...
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The "walk away" is a haggling technique.
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Remember my mustard
yellow leather jacket?
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- It's hard to forget.
- I know.
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When I tried it on, I said,
"Mmm, definitely not me."
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I just walked away.
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The salesman thought I
was leaving, which I was,
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and so, bam, he lowered the price.
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- So you got a deal?
- Not yet.
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I said, "No thank you."
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I started to walk away again,
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and he gave me an even better price.
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So I just told him the truth.
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"Sir, this jacket is
ugly and poorly made."
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- But you bought the jacket.
- I know.
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Some deals you just
can't walk away from.
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- Hello.
- Hi.
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I'm Shannon. We emailed
about the sneakers.
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Right. Right.
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Um... Konichiwa.
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I'm sorry. It's the
only Oriental I know.
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Uh, come on back.
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Oh. Yeah, these are perfect.
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Ooh, they look like they've been worn.
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Well, once or twice. My
son had a growth spurt.
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As soon as you drive a car off the lot,
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it loses half its value.
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There was a better price on eBay.
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LaceOfBase86 had a good deal.
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Hang on. I'll take 20 bucks off.
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Sounds good.
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Well, I know you people like a bargain.
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"You people"?
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Downtowners. We love a bargain. Right?
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No, that's not what I meant.
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Chinese. You like pinching your pennies.
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Okay, first of all, he's Korean.
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Uh, was that $20 off we said?
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And secondly, no pair of sneakers
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is worth doing business with a racist.
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- What?
- Would you excuse us a sec?
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Oh, my God.
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I can't believe that racist.
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You were about to lose my shoes.
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- But he's a racist.
- Okay.
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Right now I have a choice of
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putting up with this for five minutes,
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or dealing with a hostile
roommate for months.
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But the things that he's saying.
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What do you want me to do? Beat him up?
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He's just ignorant.
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- Why are you defending him?
- I'm not.
262
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I just want to take my shoes and go.
263
00:10:28,612 --> 00:10:30,480
Fine, but I'm not comfortable
264
00:10:30,481 --> 00:10:32,548
doing business with a racist.
265
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:34,250
I have no idea what you're saying.
266
00:10:38,789 --> 00:10:40,757
Well, you were right about Umma.
267
00:10:42,526 --> 00:10:44,594
She need a dance partner.
268
00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:46,829
Great. You're gonna
love dancing together.
269
00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,031
I'm not dance with her.
270
00:10:48,032 --> 00:10:49,432
- But you just said.
- Janet.
271
00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:51,701
Your Appa is very brave.
272
00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:54,937
You remember the time
I eat 60 chicken wing?
273
00:10:54,938 --> 00:10:56,506
Cool Hand Luke only eat 50.
274
00:10:56,507 --> 00:10:58,407
- I think he ate eggs.
- Yeah.
275
00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:00,143
Baby chicken.
276
00:11:00,144 --> 00:11:02,211
- I eat a full-grown chicken.
- Wings.
277
00:11:02,212 --> 00:11:04,947
Whose hand is cooler now, huh?
278
00:11:04,948 --> 00:11:07,183
What does this have to do with dancing?
279
00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:09,185
I have so much courage.
280
00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:12,655
But dance in front of
people make me nervous.
281
00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,191
Just do it for her.
282
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,193
Or I can take her golfing.
283
00:11:17,194 --> 00:11:18,728
- Problem solved.
- Appa.
284
00:11:18,729 --> 00:11:20,063
And a very nice dinner.
285
00:11:20,064 --> 00:11:21,631
Appa, go to the class.
286
00:11:21,632 --> 00:11:24,200
If you're nervous I can help you.
287
00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:25,935
I got some moves.
288
00:11:33,577 --> 00:11:35,278
Janet, you're a very good daughter,
289
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:38,381
but worst dancer in the whole family.
290
00:11:38,382 --> 00:11:40,149
So you're gonna go with her?
291
00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:42,618
Okay. Okay. If you stop doing that.
292
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,187
Oh, what, this?
293
00:11:44,188 --> 00:11:46,556
- No, other one.
- This one?
294
00:11:46,557 --> 00:11:48,424
No, like this.
295
00:11:51,328 --> 00:11:53,062
Yeah, that's not a move I make.
296
00:11:53,063 --> 00:11:54,397
With the face...
297
00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:56,098
What is that?
298
00:12:01,338 --> 00:12:02,472
Yep, all good.
299
00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:04,093
Hey, you're feeling better, sweetheart?
300
00:12:04,241 --> 00:12:05,308
Yep.
301
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,043
Must be that time of the month.
302
00:12:07,044 --> 00:12:08,511
Excuse me?
303
00:12:08,512 --> 00:12:10,980
Oh, come on. Give us a smile.
You'd be pretty if you smiled.
304
00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:13,249
"Pretty" is not exactly
what I'm going for right now.
305
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,784
Well, mission accomplished.
306
00:12:14,785 --> 00:12:16,285
Okay, you know what? We're
not buying these shoes.
307
00:12:16,286 --> 00:12:17,353
Let's go.
308
00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:18,855
- Oh, come on.
- Not interested.
309
00:12:18,856 --> 00:12:19,922
You're right. It's not worth it.
310
00:12:19,923 --> 00:12:20,990
- But you said...
- Okay, okay.
311
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:22,558
- I'll take $30 off.
- We said no.
312
00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:23,960
I'm proud of us. We're being the change.
313
00:12:23,961 --> 00:12:25,128
Exactly.
314
00:12:25,129 --> 00:12:26,195
Forty bucks.
315
00:12:26,196 --> 00:12:27,263
Got to play to our better angels.
316
00:12:27,264 --> 00:12:28,865
- Yep.
- Fifty.
317
00:12:36,607 --> 00:12:40,643
Cha-Cha one. Step. Step.
318
00:12:40,644 --> 00:12:43,312
Side to side one. Forward.
319
00:12:43,313 --> 00:12:45,281
- And remember...
- Forward. Back.
320
00:12:45,282 --> 00:12:46,382
...the secret to the cha-cha...
321
00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:47,583
Yeah, remember.
322
00:12:47,584 --> 00:12:51,087
...is this place right here. Your heart.
323
00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,955
- Forward. Back.
- Forward.
324
00:12:52,956 --> 00:12:55,825
- Cha-Cha. Side one. Back.
- Side. Cha-Cha.
325
00:12:55,826 --> 00:12:58,661
Forward. Cha-Cha side one.
326
00:12:58,662 --> 00:13:00,797
Okay, nothing to see here.
327
00:13:00,798 --> 00:13:03,065
Cha-Cha one...
328
00:13:03,066 --> 00:13:05,134
No, keep going. You were looking good.
329
00:13:05,135 --> 00:13:07,503
- Okay, don't joke.
- Who's joking?
330
00:13:07,504 --> 00:13:10,940
Dancing takes time, practice
and a lot of courage.
331
00:13:10,941 --> 00:13:12,008
It was the hardest thing
332
00:13:12,009 --> 00:13:13,743
to teach Ginger next to shake a paw.
333
00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:17,580
Because I was thinking, you know,
334
00:13:17,581 --> 00:13:18,815
maybe by learn,
335
00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:22,919
I can surprise Mrs.
Kim at that dance class.
336
00:13:22,920 --> 00:13:25,822
That is the most romantic
thing you've ever said to me.
337
00:13:25,823 --> 00:13:28,157
- Now, show me what you've got.
- No.
338
00:13:28,158 --> 00:13:32,829
Come on, it's me, Mr. Chin.
I understand. I'll be gentle.
339
00:13:32,830 --> 00:13:36,132
Five, six, seven, eight.
340
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,169
Forward, back. Side...
341
00:13:41,939 --> 00:13:43,472
I always forget.
342
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:45,608
Forward, back, side, I don't know.
343
00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:47,343
These are too many step.
344
00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:49,579
Keep it simple.
345
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,248
Instead of forward, back, side,
346
00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:55,985
try, uh, bread, milk,
347
00:13:57,154 --> 00:14:01,257
gum, go to chip, pickle, chip.
348
00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:03,960
Go to bread.
349
00:14:04,628 --> 00:14:06,996
Milk. Gum.
350
00:14:06,997 --> 00:14:10,066
Go to chip. Pickle, chip.
351
00:14:10,067 --> 00:14:14,070
- Go to bread, milk, gum.
- Go to bread, milk, gum.
352
00:14:14,071 --> 00:14:16,806
Go to chip, pickle, chip.
353
00:14:16,807 --> 00:14:20,209
- Go to milk, bread, gum.
- Bread, gum.
354
00:14:20,210 --> 00:14:23,246
- Go to chip...
- Go to chip...
355
00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:26,115
- Maybe I come back later.
- No, we just, uh...
356
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:30,286
Go on. I want you to
finish that sentence.
357
00:14:30,287 --> 00:14:31,787
What did it look like?
358
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,923
- You really want to know?
- Okay, we stop.
359
00:14:35,025 --> 00:14:37,360
You think you can do better? Prove it.
360
00:14:37,361 --> 00:14:39,495
I could dance circles around both of you
361
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:40,730
with my hands tied,
362
00:14:40,731 --> 00:14:42,398
my eyes blindfolded and a broke foot.
363
00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:44,467
Okay, okay. Here's you Scratch & Win.
364
00:14:44,468 --> 00:14:45,568
Freebie?
365
00:14:46,403 --> 00:14:48,437
You say nothing. You pay nothing.
366
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,608
This better be a winner.
367
00:15:31,515 --> 00:15:33,149
- Hi.
- Hi.
368
00:15:35,419 --> 00:15:37,286
Uh...
369
00:15:37,287 --> 00:15:39,755
- What are you doing here?
- I come to dance.
370
00:15:39,756 --> 00:15:41,490
- What?
- Shall we?
371
00:15:41,491 --> 00:15:43,326
Oh, no, you don't have to do that.
372
00:15:43,327 --> 00:15:44,527
Mmm. I want to do that.
373
00:15:45,462 --> 00:15:47,096
- You do?
- Yeah.
374
00:15:48,332 --> 00:15:49,532
Okay.
375
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:57,573
- This way. Yeah. Yeah.
- Huh?
376
00:16:01,345 --> 00:16:03,612
- You're not moving.
- You're not moving.
377
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,448
That's because you're supposed to lead.
378
00:16:05,949 --> 00:16:08,217
Oh. Yeah. Okay.
379
00:16:09,319 --> 00:16:11,420
Bread, milk, gum.
380
00:16:11,421 --> 00:16:14,056
Go to chip. Pickle. Chip.
381
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,825
- What are you saying?
- Stop talking.
382
00:16:15,826 --> 00:16:19,161
Bread. Milk. Gum. Go to chip.
383
00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:21,897
- Pickle...
- Why are you counting food?
384
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,366
Sorry. Sorry. Yeah,
okay. We start again.
385
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:25,134
- Oh, no, no, no...
- Come on, it's okay. Bread...
386
00:16:25,135 --> 00:16:26,835
Yobo, yobo. It's okay.
It's okay. Yobo...
387
00:16:28,472 --> 00:16:30,906
Yobo... Why are you here?
388
00:16:31,608 --> 00:16:32,975
You want me here.
389
00:16:32,976 --> 00:16:35,077
You just sad and lonely on a prom night.
390
00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,114
- Who said that?
- Janet.
391
00:16:38,115 --> 00:16:39,815
She say I say that?
392
00:16:39,816 --> 00:16:41,684
She say you say you don't want me here,
393
00:16:41,685 --> 00:16:44,153
but you really want a
present for your birthday.
394
00:16:44,788 --> 00:16:46,022
Yeah, she's right.
395
00:16:46,023 --> 00:16:50,059
No, no, she say you want
me come dancing with you.
396
00:16:50,060 --> 00:16:52,495
Why all of a sudden
you listening to her?
397
00:16:53,897 --> 00:16:56,332
Every time I ask, "Come dancing..."
398
00:16:56,333 --> 00:16:58,267
...you make that sound.
399
00:16:59,302 --> 00:17:00,503
I don't wanna dance with someone
400
00:17:00,504 --> 00:17:01,704
who make that sound.
401
00:17:01,705 --> 00:17:04,073
I don't want to make that sound.
402
00:17:05,142 --> 00:17:08,878
I love you and I love to dance.
403
00:17:08,879 --> 00:17:11,247
But I don't love to dance with you.
404
00:17:12,682 --> 00:17:14,517
I love watching you dance.
405
00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:16,719
And you love golf.
406
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,454
Yeah. You want to come golfing with me?
407
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,555
See?
408
00:17:19,556 --> 00:17:21,824
Now you make that sound.
409
00:17:21,825 --> 00:17:24,794
I don't want to golf,
you don't want to dance.
410
00:17:24,795 --> 00:17:27,963
So there's no problem.
411
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,066
Maybe the only problem is Janet.
412
00:17:30,067 --> 00:17:33,335
Yeah, she get you to dance.
413
00:17:33,336 --> 00:17:35,571
Mmm. And Mr. Chin helped.
414
00:17:35,572 --> 00:17:37,873
Also, I stepped on lots of bread.
415
00:17:37,874 --> 00:17:39,341
You have to order more.
416
00:17:45,515 --> 00:17:48,484
- These are amazing.
- Hey, I got my hook-ups.
417
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,985
Best knockoffs I've ever seen.
418
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,388
Those are not knockoffs.
419
00:17:52,389 --> 00:17:53,589
They're great quality.
420
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:56,325
But the stitching's off,
tread pattern is wrong,
421
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:57,927
and I'm pretty sure "Air Jorgen"
422
00:17:57,928 --> 00:18:00,429
never played in the NBA.
423
00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:01,864
Are you kidding me?
424
00:18:01,865 --> 00:18:03,599
How much you paid? Fifty?
425
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,601
Sixty? Not more than 70.
426
00:18:05,602 --> 00:18:07,336
- No.
- You did, didn't you?
427
00:18:07,871 --> 00:18:09,371
Bring it in!
428
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,708
And I can still totally use these.
429
00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,610
To work, to wear to play ball in,
430
00:18:14,611 --> 00:18:15,945
to wear in public washrooms.
431
00:18:15,946 --> 00:18:17,012
You know what, I'll replace them.
432
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,114
I said I'd do it and I'll do it.
433
00:18:18,115 --> 00:18:19,482
It's okay.
434
00:18:19,483 --> 00:18:21,083
New pair comes out Friday.
435
00:18:21,084 --> 00:18:23,024
But you're gonna wanna
be in line by Wednesday.
436
00:18:23,653 --> 00:18:25,287
I'll bring my thermos.
437
00:18:25,288 --> 00:18:26,755
Oh, no liquids. Trust me.
438
00:18:31,928 --> 00:18:34,730
So, how did it go last night?
439
00:18:35,999 --> 00:18:39,535
- Janet, you're never right.
- Talk to Umma.
440
00:18:40,871 --> 00:18:43,472
Okay, I take it dancing didn't go well?
441
00:18:43,473 --> 00:18:45,107
Of course dancing didn't go well.
442
00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:46,642
Appa is terrible dancer.
443
00:18:46,643 --> 00:18:48,711
Janet is still worse!
444
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,479
Thanks, Appa!
445
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,181
You said you wanted a dance partner.
446
00:18:52,182 --> 00:18:54,383
I do. Just not Appa.
447
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,285
We spend whole life together.
448
00:18:56,286 --> 00:18:57,786
We work together, we eat together.
449
00:18:57,787 --> 00:18:59,488
We need apart time.
450
00:18:59,489 --> 00:19:00,656
A part time what?
451
00:19:00,657 --> 00:19:02,558
Apart time. Time apart.
452
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,162
It'd give us something to talk about.
453
00:19:04,163 --> 00:19:05,127
Yeah.
454
00:19:05,128 --> 00:19:07,563
You can't miss each other
if you're always together.
455
00:19:08,965 --> 00:19:10,466
- Okay, I go.
- Mmm.
456
00:19:11,401 --> 00:19:13,068
- Miss me.
- I will.
457
00:19:13,937 --> 00:19:15,804
- Miss me, too.
- No.
458
00:19:20,043 --> 00:19:23,612
Hey, so, did Kimchee like the shoes?
459
00:19:23,613 --> 00:19:24,847
He loved them. Thank you.
460
00:19:24,848 --> 00:19:26,682
Oh, I didn't do anything.
461
00:19:26,683 --> 00:19:28,417
Yeah, you're probably right.
462
00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:31,153
I mean, I did find them,
negotiate, drive you there,
463
00:19:31,154 --> 00:19:32,988
and teach you the whole "walk away,"
464
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,657
which is kind of my signature move.
465
00:19:34,658 --> 00:19:36,525
I owe you a thank you lunch.
466
00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:38,193
Okay, let's do it.
467
00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:42,031
There it is. The "walk away" jacket.
468
00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:43,999
The one and only.
469
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,202
You know, it's really just
the colour that's ugly.
470
00:19:46,203 --> 00:19:48,637
All I see is a good deal.
471
00:19:48,638 --> 00:19:51,840
Oh, sweetie, look at that.
You put it on all by yourself.
472
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,309
And if I need my laundry done,
473
00:19:53,310 --> 00:19:56,145
I know which one of
you Orientals to ask.
474
00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:57,980
What was that?
475
00:19:57,981 --> 00:20:00,382
Oh. I know what it sounded like,
476
00:20:00,383 --> 00:20:02,017
but it's actually a funny story.
477
00:20:02,018 --> 00:20:03,118
Unacceptable.
478
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:05,187
Jung, come on.
479
00:20:05,188 --> 00:20:07,289
Racism is not funny.
480
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,691
I know that more than anyone.
481
00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:13,629
Well, maybe not anyone, but I know.
482
00:20:13,630 --> 00:20:15,964
- Not cool.
- Definitely not cool.
483
00:20:17,434 --> 00:20:18,534
Dope jacket, though.
484
00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:23,779
Jung, I'm gonna get fired.
485
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:31,694
Ah.
486
00:20:31,695 --> 00:20:32,962
Oh.
487
00:20:32,963 --> 00:20:36,466
Janet, why you still
here? You should go home.
488
00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:38,134
- I was gonna watch a movie.
- Here?
489
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:39,869
Yeah, I just made popcorn. Wanna watch?
490
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:41,271
Oh. Uh...
491
00:20:41,272 --> 00:20:42,972
Maybe other time. Hmm?
492
00:20:43,974 --> 00:20:51,014
Janet, after apart time
is together time. Hmm?
493
00:20:51,015 --> 00:20:52,916
Yeah, Umma told me you guys
talk about what you did.
494
00:20:52,917 --> 00:20:54,350
It's sweet.
495
00:20:54,351 --> 00:20:56,019
Yeah, very sweet.
496
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:58,855
What's taking so long.
You doing stretch?
497
00:21:00,691 --> 00:21:01,791
Oh.
498
00:21:04,795 --> 00:21:05,962
Yeah.
499
00:21:05,963 --> 00:21:08,731
Together time gonna
be very together time.
500
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:11,234
- Bye, Appa.
- Bye, Janet.
501
00:21:12,803 --> 00:21:14,471
Do I smell popcorn?
502
00:21:14,472 --> 00:21:17,240
- Oh. Hi, Janet.
- Bye, Umma.
503
00:21:19,777 --> 00:21:20,844
Stretch. Stretch.
504
00:21:20,845 --> 00:21:22,879
Yobo, don't forget cigarette.
505
00:21:23,675 --> 00:21:29,949
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