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Sandwich.
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Wait...
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Yeah, some tea.
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Fuck.
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Oh, fuck.
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Who's there right now?
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Hi, I'm Nata Gold, an inspector.
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May I come in?
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So as I said before,
I'm Nata Gold.
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- I'm Jimmy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Yeah.
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So as I said, we are
from the department,
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who are checking
the pipes of the house.
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And how do you know my
pipes are wrong or something?
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Because back times
ago it was very cheap,
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and everyone installed
it in their houses.
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Can I see your ID again?
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Sure.
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Yes.
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Thank you. That's all.
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So we need to either check
them or either fix them.
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Yeah, is it gonna cost me
a lot of money or something?
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I don't think so.
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Okay.
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It was gonna cost you
more if they were gonna...
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I don't know, drop off.
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Okay, and your
colleague is gonna be...
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- Yes.
- We're just gonna look.
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Random rooms in my house?
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Just for a check.
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Yeah, this is terrible here.
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- Really?
- As we thought.
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Look at these pipes,
they're so old.
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It's terrible, look at this.
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Hasn't been updated, but they're
not up to standard, right?
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Yeah, that's true, but it
doesn't look good at all.
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Yeah, what else is here?
We need to check some more.
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So you’ve heard my colleague.
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This is not good.
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So what, what should we do?
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I guess we're gonna do something
with this quick fix or something.
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And after one day, someone
is gonna come and check them.
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Because this is not okay,
what is happening there.
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Okay, can you follow me
to the living room,
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so we can talk better there?
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Sure.
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Yeah, let's lay out a plan.
Maybe it could be expensive.
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So guys, explain me a little
bit more about you both,
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How do you make the money?
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We are working in company
for checking the pipes.
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You know what I think?
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You're doing this typical fraud
that you come here,
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You will tell me that my pipes
are wrong and it's a big money.
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They are wrong.
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You're using lead pipes.
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure of that.
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And then you will tell me, it's a big
money, but I have to give
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a small money as
a down payment, you know?
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And then you will leave
and I will be waiting for
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a plumber that will never come.
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What are you talking about?
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We have even
documents, come on.
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I'm the plumber, I'm
here, I'm experienced.
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Yeah, of course.
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No, you're the scammers.
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That's all.
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Are you serious right now?
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Do we look like con artists?
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This kind of stuff
might work with
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older people that have
kind of dementia,
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this kind of stuff,
but not with me.
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So, instead of
explaining me, can you,
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can you please explain
it to the police?
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What are you talking about?
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What kind of police?
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You're calling for what?
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I don't know.
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Do you want me
to call the police?
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And what they were gonna do.
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They see documents and tell
you're idiot or what?
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Your fake documents
that you just wrote.
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Fake ones. Are you serious?
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Are you, you don't see?
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Do you want me
to call them?
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For what?
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That's a real document.
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We're not scam artist.
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Yeah. I can see
it in your face.
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You look really relaxed.
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We have another option.
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Run!
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Fuck!
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- Yeah, you're not really...
- Seriously?!
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Not really intelligent.
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Maybe you will need...
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This?
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You want it?
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You will need it for
opening the door.
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Nah.
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So...
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Look, I will explain
you what's gonna happen.
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Right?
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I will need 2 things.
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Actually, my pipes are wrong, so...
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You, guy. What was
your name?
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- Me? I'm Alex.
- Okay, Alex.
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Can you go and actually
change the pipes?
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Yeah, sure. I can do that.
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Okay.
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Then go.
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- Is that okay?
- Yeah, go.
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Go.
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Yeah, out of my fucking view.
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And... I have some
other thing for you.
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What?
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You have to...
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Empty my balls.
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What?
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Am I looking like that person?
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You know exactly
what that means.
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Like, don't pretend you don't.
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Okay, whatever.
I don't want to go anymore to prison.
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Okay.
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Yeah, go for it.
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If you don't want me
to call the police.
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You're enjoying that, right?
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Of course I am.
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What?
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Seriously, you can't
do nothing by yourself?
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Come on, be obedient.
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You want me to
call the police?
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No.
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Of course.
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Why are you so serious?
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Why are you so serious?
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Smile?
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That's it.
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Can you take
your clothes off?
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Okay.
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Why should I do this?
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Come on.
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Yeah. Take off your bra.
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No.
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Yeah. Take off your
hands. Come on.
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Oh, look at these
beautiful tits.
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Yeah, get me
some more tits.
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Oh, fuck yeah.
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Hey sir, it's gonna
take a bit longer.
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It's kind of a long job.
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Yeah, take your time.
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You will let me
fuck you right now.
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Yes.
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah, take it off.
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Oh my God.
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Yes.
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Yo, bro, what's up?
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Trying to hit me?
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What's wrong with you?
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What are you doing?
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What?
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Bro, we're fucking,
you know, like...
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Can you go?
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Are you kidding me?
We’ve...
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We've been together for so long.
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Oh, so you're a couple?
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- Oh, that's funny!
- You see the ring on the finger?
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I spent our whole
savings on this ring.
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Yeah, well, I'm sorry
for you, man.
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You're sorry for me?
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Yeah.
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You're sorry for me?
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Here I am, fixing your pipes.
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And you're laying
the pipe on my wife?
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Are you kidding me?
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Do you know how
much money I spent?
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On this ring?
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I can't believe this
is happening to me.
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I'm not a con artist.
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My mom told me
not to believe her.
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My mom told me that...
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Should’ve listened
to my mom.
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Oh my God...
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Why is this
happening to me...
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Can you stop crying?
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I don’t want go
anymore to jail.
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Yeah, I know.
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We can pay for the lawyer.
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Did it help last time?
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Shut the fuck up and sit.
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I can't believe this is happening.
This is the worst day of my life.
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Why is this happening...
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Can you stop crying?
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I'm not crying.
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I'm having my wife,
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getting fucked by some guy
we were trying to scam.
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Then maybe you better
would find normal job.
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Yeah, well maybe you
give that ring back.
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I can't believe this.
201
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I should have
listened to my mom.
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This is terrible.
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00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,664
How are you doing this?
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You know what?
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We didn't do anything wrong.
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We didn't break any laws.
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This is crazy.
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How are you doing this?
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You can't even call the police.
Do you know this?
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We never cheated him.
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Good pun.
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00:24:15,587 --> 00:24:17,956
You think this is funny?
Huh?
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00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:21,326
You think this is funny,
my wife jerking you off?
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Oh my God.
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00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,999
I can't believe you
think this is funny?
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00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,735
And you, you just
keep jerking him off,
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like it's okay?
218
00:24:34,506 --> 00:24:36,041
Do I mean
nothing to you?
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We need to finish that.
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00:24:40,445 --> 00:24:43,181
I can't believe this.
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00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,917
This is not real.
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00:25:39,004 --> 00:25:40,338
Can’t believe this...
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By the way, did you finish
the job in the bathroom?
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Cause I finished.
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Are you fucking kidding me?
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00:25:49,614 --> 00:25:51,416
No, I'm not kidding.
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Did you finish?
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If you finished your job,
just fucking leave my house.
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Alright? Look, here
are the keys.
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Let’s go.
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Come on.
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Wait!
233
00:26:21,379 --> 00:26:22,847
Gimme your tools.
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Fucking tools.
235
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Yeah. And the box too.
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Seriously?
237
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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Here you have things.
239
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Yeah, now you can go.
240
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,734
Oh, fuck. Finally alone.
241
00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:48,640
Can eat my fucking sandwich.
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