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Satan: The newer tablets are
portable and thinner than ever,
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but not so small when being
forced inside a human rectum.
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Slide.
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And of course,
the classics --
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curling irons,
lava, spikes, popcorn.
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We're shoving the most
cutting-edge technology
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up people's asses,
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and now with 3-D printers, the
only limit is our imagination.
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Thank you, Satan.
Hail Satan.
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May you reign
for a million years,
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and hold for applause,
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and then
I'll take their questions.
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Kamal:
I have a question.
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Why do you praise yourself
in the third person?
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Well, obviously I'm Satan,
so that's, uh -- that's a joke.
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Oh.
Satan likes the ladies.
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Satan don't play that.
You know, that's all.
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I get it.
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But what about this
on the first slide?
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Why does it say
that your name is Darren?
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Is that also comedy?
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Darren's
such a ridiculous name.
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You ever --
ever use these?
Chop sticks?
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Yeah, you know, d-depending
on the cuisine sometimes.
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Just had some Chinese food.
I had some, uh, moo shu pork.
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Oh, moo shu's a real funny --
funny name.
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Yeah, it's funny.
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I can still smell the moo shu.
Do you smell that? Yeah?
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Like soy sauce?
Mm-hmm.
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And I'm getting a little ginger,
maybe turmeric?
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Oh, there you go. Yeah.
[ Grunting ]
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Oh, wait, uh,
where's the clicker thing?
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I need the click--
[ Strained muttering ]
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Attaboy.
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**
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Hey, how are you?
Uh, Darren Farley.
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Hey, yeah, great.
Thanks.
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Hey, Darren!
Whoa! Kip!
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What's up, my man?!
[ Laughs ]
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How you doing, man?
Large and in charge!
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Look at that swag bag.
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You get the granola bar
in there.
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Nice.
T-shirt.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can see the laser pointer.
Yeah!
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How's, uh, things
in Gluttony?
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Any plans for expansion
this year?
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[ Laughing ] Oh, expansion.
Yeah, I get it.
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[ Laughs ]
Look at Eric over there
smooching on Satan's ass.
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Oh.
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Oh, sh...
Oh, all smiles.
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Here they come.
Hey, hey, hey!
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Satan!
-Hello! Mwah!
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Hail Satan.
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Real Satan: Darren.
Is that a new ring?
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It's nice.
I like that.
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Darren, I'm very excited
to hear about
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what we're gonna do
about radical Islam.
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Uh...
[ Chuckles ]
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No, no.
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I'm -- I'm doing, uh,
"Things Up the Ass in 2016."
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I've got this great --
Eric: No. No, no, no.
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Terry in Lust is doing
"Things Up the Ass."
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D-D-Did you not
get the e-mail?
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Uh, radical Islam.
I can -- two hours, right?
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Nope. Nope, nope.
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Moved it up.
It's in 20 minutes.
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[ Clears throat ]
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You really got to check
your e-mail, bud.
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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Oh.
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What?
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Darren: Kamal?
Who is this?
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It's Satan!
Everybody whip!
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[ Whips cracking ]
Hi, Satan!
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Kamal.
No, it's Troy.
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You're gonna have to
talk a little louder
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because of
all the whipping!
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I need
a PowerPoint presentation
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on meeting the challenges
of radical Islam.
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I need it in 20 minutes and it
takes 10 minutes to get here.
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Uh, sure, yeah. No problem.
Where are you?
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North of Diarrhea Lagoon,
past Pus Valley.
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Past Pus Valley?
Isn't that the edge of Hell?
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Yeah, there's,
uh, there's more Hell.
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I'll explain
when you get here.
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Just don't be late.
Yes. Yes, sir.
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[ Whipping continues ]
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Answer your own [bleep] phone
next time.
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Gary!
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And thanks to the good work
of our mascot,
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Cornelius J. Cornchip,
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doing snack cake giveaways
in third-world countries,
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I'm glad to say that
Gluttony is leading the way
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to a more diverse path
in 2016.
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[ Applause ]
Thank you.
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Thanks, Kip.
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Now Darren
from Miscellaneous
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is going to enlighten us to
the challenges of radical Islam.
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Darren to the stage.
[ Applause ]
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Good luck.
Yeah.
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How are we
going to deal with
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the recent influx
of radical jihadists?
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I have a multi-pronged --
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uh, t-- at least two prongs
to the problem, hopefully.
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W-When I speak,
I'm -- I'm --
[ Door opens ]
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How...dare you interrupt my
presentation, you lowly imps!
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But since you did,
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you should plug in the USB cord
into that computer.
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[ Laughs ]
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Here we go.
First slide, here we go.
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Behold.
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The [bleep] am I looking at?
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[ Whispering ]
We're gonna gay marry them.
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We're gonna put them all
in burqas
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so they don't know
who they're gay married to.
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We are gonna gay marry them.
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We're gonna dress them up
in burqas --
So they don't know
who they're gay married --
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...they don't know who
they've gay married then.
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I-I don't -- do we really
want to incite them, Darren?
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Darren?
Who's Darren?
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It's a nickname.
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They are well organized
and highly motivated, Darren.
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They dug a tunnel
into purgatory,
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stoned a bunch of dudes.
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Yeah, and one of them hid
a knife under his own leg bone.
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They are hard core, Darren.
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But they won't be
doing that
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when they're too busy
having gay sex with each other.
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Next slide.
Just go to the next slide.
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So, as you can see, we are going
to contain these jihadists
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in a canyon
surrounded by brown spikes.
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Pork.
It's pulled pork.
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Pulled pork.
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And -- and it's covered,
as you can see, with blood.
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Barbecue sauce.
Barbecue sau--
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barbecue blood sau--
bloody barbecue sauce.
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No, regular barbecue.
No, it's
regular barbecue sauce.
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Mu-- Muslims
don't eat pork.
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And...they don't drink.
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Which is why
what we're gonna do then
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is put a stream of vodka
throughout the whole valley.
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They'll hate that.
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Hit the next slide.
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There are no more slides.
That's our last slide.
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Darren, the pulled pork is gonna
get soggy with my slush, man.
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Uh, slush?
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Oh, when I --
when I take over your circle,
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we're flooding
your entire area
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with my vile,
inescapable slush, D.
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Real Satan:
We have to streamline.
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We're folding Miscellaneous
into Treachery,
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and we've appointed Eric
to head up that circle.
No! [ Chuckles ]
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Miscellaneous, that's --
uh, that's my circle.
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Well, it was your circle,
but, uh,
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I had some guys do
a 3-D simulation
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of how the merger's
actually gonna go down, so...
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Yeah, it's --
It's behind you.
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[ Explosion ]
Boom!
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[ Laughs ]
Look at you, Darren, running.
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[ Laughs ]
At midnight,
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we are going to explode the
ridge between the two circles,
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and two will become one!
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Laugh with me.
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[ Laughter ]
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Sorry, Darren.
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Oh, Eric.
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Five chains. How about that?
You rapping now?
[ Laughter ]
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Troy: All in all, it was
a pretty dynamic presentation.
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Darren:
Let's not talk about it.
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I just can't believe
your real name's Darren
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and you're not really Satan.
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You've been lying
this whole time.
Hey, you call me Satan.
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But not in front of
the real Satan, you got it?
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We got it.
Yeah.
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So -- so
we're just a circle?
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You know in a public school
when they've got overflow
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and they've got
those trailers?
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We're the trailer kids?
We're the trailer kids.
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Well, what are we gonna do,
Darren?
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I said to call me Satan!
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It may be the pee-pee talking,
but I'm telling how it is.
Shut up. Shut up.
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And if I'm gonna be
sitting all day
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with a bunch of people who
are not who they say they are,
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then I'm gonna have
some appetizers.
Cut him off.
Cut him off, all right?
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Oh, whoa.
No, [bleep]
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Give it back to him.
It'll be worse.
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Might as well
just order some appetizers.
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You know
what's gonna happen now?
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You see all this slush?
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All of this is
about to be our circle.
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We're gonna be swimming
in this stuff.
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I'll tell you
what you do.
[ Sighs ]
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You just go kill Eric
and you take over his circle.
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You'd beat Treachery
at his own game.
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I like it. I'm in.
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Darren's gonna kill you
tonight.
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I knew that.
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I also knew that you would come
blabbing to me about it.
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Still though.
Pretty treacherous.
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Yeah, I just thought
I'd show you
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how I'd be perfect
for your inner circle.
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Well, we prize loyalty
above all.
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[ Laughs ]
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I'm kidding.
You got a card?
Oh!
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[ Laughs ]
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Hi, I'm Gary.
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And I don't have
a business card,
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but I do have this napkin
all covered with honey mustard,
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and it's got my name on it
so you can remember it.
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And I will take down a rack
of ribs right in front of you
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if you want me to.
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Actually, in Gluttony,
we devour our own excrement.
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Is that something
you'd be interested in, or...
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No.
Sure?
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No, it's disgusting.
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I'll call you
if you are inter--
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You know what?
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Actually, let me just --
I don't have a lot of these.
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So, thank you.
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**
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Troy and I set up
the explosives,
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so they're gonna go off
right underneath the plunger.
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All systems are go,
Darren.
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What?
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Is it cool with you, Dar,
if I call you Dar?
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Short for Darren.
No.
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'Cause
the real Satan's here.
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Darren.
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I'm...
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No, don't pull it off.
Eric: Darren.
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Get up here.
You're a big part of this.
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Darren has been
a real champ
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during
this difficult transition,
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so I want him
to do the plunger.
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Yes, Darren, why are you
so far away behind that rock?
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Uh, oh, uh...
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I, uh...
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Come up
to press the plunger.
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Fine.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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I'll do it.
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**
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Uh, I'd like to have Gary
come up and do it.
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Gary, come on up.
I don't want to do it.
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00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,634
Get your ass up here!
I won't do it!
246
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:28,936
Troy!
I got to get something!
247
00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:32,305
Oh, now, Eric,
where are you trotting off to?
248
00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,207
Come on, Satan.
I mean, you should do it.
249
00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,709
It's all for your glory,
right?
250
00:09:35,743 --> 00:09:38,078
Well, why would I do that
and get blown to bits?
251
00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,614
That
doesn't make any...
[ Screams ]
252
00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,488
[ Laughs ]
Oh, look at that!
253
00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,590
He's --
[ Screams ]
254
00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,629
Oh!
You did it, Kip!
255
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,398
They're both in the slush!
[ Laughs ]
256
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,433
Down on your knees,
Darren!
257
00:10:00,467 --> 00:10:04,805
I am now Satan!
All of you bow down before me!
258
00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,607
Yeah, Kip. Uh, Satan.
H-Hail Satan.
259
00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,144
Build for me
this barbecue pork canyon
260
00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,581
with vodka stream at once!
261
00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,817
Whatever you want.
262
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,086
Your secret
is totally safe with me, sir,
263
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,154
but what are we gonna do
about Gary?
264
00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:23,857
He's gonna blab to everybody.
You know that he will.
265
00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,458
[ Sighs ]
266
00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:26,960
Hey, Darren, what's up?
267
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,996
Listen,
it was mind blowing
268
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,497
watching you bow down
to that big fat guy.
269
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:33,000
I was just like, "What is even
happening here," you know?
270
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,034
Yeah,
it was pretty crazy.
271
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,335
But it's kind of nice
272
00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,503
'cause it's like I can relax
around you, you know?
273
00:10:36,536 --> 00:10:37,671
[ Chuckles ]
274
00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,639
I'll bet, yeah.
275
00:10:39,673 --> 00:10:41,008
You guys like Chinese?
276
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:41,975
Oh.
277
00:10:42,009 --> 00:10:43,510
[ Asian accent ]
Me rike Chinese.
278
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,847
[ Crying ]
279
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,281
Dizzay: What happened
to Gary and Troy?
280
00:10:48,315 --> 00:10:53,687
Oh, uh, they, uh, were both
eating Chinese food and running,
281
00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:55,188
and they both tripped
282
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,491
and the chopsticks went up
their nose at the same time.
283
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,560
Oh. Okay.
Yeah.
284
00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:01,862
All right.
Okay.
285
00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,698
Yeah, um, we made
a North Carolina vinegar sauce,
286
00:11:04,732 --> 00:11:07,167
but it's not
holding the brisket together.
287
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:11,705
So what I want to do
is make a cool red berm here,
288
00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,874
you know, to keep the
pulled pork out of the vodka.
289
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:17,711
But this says make benches
out of coleslaw.
290
00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:20,380
How the hell you make a bench
out of a coleslaw?
291
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,050
Just do it.
292
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,417
Satan wills it.
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