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Man: AAH!
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AAH!
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RELAX. IT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE IN HELL.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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AAH!
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THERE'S A VIDEO EXPLAINING
EVERYTHING AT THE END.
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LET'S PICK IT UP, GARY.
DON'T MAKE FRIENDS.
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JUST YANK OUT THE INTERNALS
AND MOVE ON.
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I WILL CUT WITH THE CHIT-CHAT,
MR. CLAUDE-WITH-THE-CLIPBOARD.
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[ BUZZER ]
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I SHOULD HAVE SPENT
MORE TIME IN CHURCH.
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AM I RIGHT, UBUNTU?
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-SURE.
-YEP.
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HEY, GARY?
SATAN WANTS TO SEE YOU.
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LIKE I'M NOT IN THE MIDDLE
OF SOMETHING.
[ SCOFFS ]
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Satan: COME ON IN.
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU.
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HOW MANY R's ARE
IN YOUR FIRST NAME?
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ONE OR TWO?
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IT'S TWO, RIGHT?
YOU SPELL IT WITH TWO!
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ONE. G-A-R-Y.
IT'S GARY.
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OH, GOODNESS.
[ LAUGHS ]
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WE MADE A BIT OF A GOOF.
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YEP.
WE HAD A BIT OF A GOOF.
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WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON HERE?
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I'M LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE
OF SORTING SOME GUY'S GUTS.
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YEAH.
YOU KNOW
HOW LONG IT TAKES.
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LISTEN TO ME --
WHEN YOU DIED,
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YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO GO TO HEAVEN.
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NOT HELL.
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BIG MISTAKE.
CLERICAL ERROR.
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GARRY WITH TWO R's
IS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS?
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NO HARD FEELINGS, HUH?
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHOA.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
WHAT -- WHAT?
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CAN I GOUGE HIS EYES OUT
ONE MORE TIME?
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I'M AFRAID NOT.
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BUT WHAT YOU DO WITH GARRY WITH
TWO R's IS NOT REALLY MY CALL.
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[ WHIMPERS ]
GET OUT OF HERE.
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TAKE CARE, BUDDY.
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[ DOOR CLOSES ]
GET YOU CHECKED IN.
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I'M GONNA NEED FIVE GALLONS
OF BOILING OIL,
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SOME RAZOR WIRE,
AND A CHILD MOLESTER --
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THE ONE WITH THE CLOWN MASK
FROM THE PIT. THANK YOU.
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HAVE A SEAT.
IT'S JUST GONNA TAKE A MINUTE.
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* I AM IN THE RIGHT WAY
WITH JESUS *
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* IN FACT, I WANT TO TAKE
THE LONG WAY HOME *
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WHOA!
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[ Laughing ] WHOA!
WHOA!
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OH, MY GOD!
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NOT IN VAIN.
[ LAUGHS ]
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SHC'MON!
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OH, MY GOD!
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NOT IN VAIN AGAIN.
I'M JUST SURPRISED.
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WAIT. IT'S NOT COMING OFF.
OH, WELL.
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NO PROBLEMO.
WE'LL FIX IT LATER, BIG GUY.
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WHOA!
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WHERE YOU GOING?
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THESE SNACKS --
CAN I EAT THESE SNACKS?
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UH, YEAH!
ALL YOU CAN EAT!
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WHOO!
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THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING,
OKAY?
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NOW, YOU READY
TO GET OFF THE CHAIN?
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I'M COMING!
I'M NOT DONE YET.
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I'M AN EAGLE!
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ISN'T THIS OFF THE CHAIN?
I'M FLYING!
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YEAH, THAT, TOO. BUT I WAS
TALKING ABOUT THE GOLF COURSES.
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WE HAVE OVER 10,000
DIFFERENT
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BEN HOGAN-DESIGNED
GOLF COURSES UP HERE.
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OH, WOW.
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I'M NOT THAT
REALLY INTO GOLF.
WELL, WE ALL ARE.
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OVER THERE IS SHOPPING
AND A POTTERY STUDIO.
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YOU KNOW, FOR THE WOMEN.
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LET'S GO MEET THE TEAM.
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HEY-OH! HERE HE IS.
GARY WITH ONE R, EVERYBODY.
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[ APPLAUSE ]
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THINGS HAVE A WAY
OF WORKING OUT.
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EXCEPT FOR OLD
GARRY WITH TWO R'S.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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RIGHT?
WHOA!
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EDGY. EDGY HUMOR.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED
TO APPEAL TO THE YOUTH.
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YOU MIND SPIT-BALLING
SOME IDEAS WITH US?
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RIGHT NOW, I'M PRESENTING
MY IDEA
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FOR AN INTERNAL NEWSLETTER
CALLED "ANGEL NEWS".
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HUH.
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"ANGEL NEWS".
YEAH.
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DO YOU MIND
IF I TOSS IN AN IDEA?
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-PLEASE.
-OF COURSE.
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DON'T WANT TO OFFEND YOU.
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IT'S A STUPID IDEA,
AND IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
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INSTEAD, WHAT WE DO
IS A COMIC BOOK.
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RADIOACTIVE JESUS CHRIST
BITES SOME DUDE.
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HE GETS JESUS POWERS.
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CALL HIM JESUS-MAN.
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GENIUS!
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BOOM!
GOES THE DYNAMITE.
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WE COULD HAVE, LIKE,
RADIOACTIVE APOSTLES
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BITING DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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GET LIKE A SUPERGROUP.
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AND MAYBE, SINCE JESUS
IS A CARPENTER,
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MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE
LIKE A BIG HAMMER
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OR SOMETHING
LIKE THAT, RIGHT?
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SO YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT, LIKE, THOR?
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NOT -- I MEAN,
NOT LIKE THOR.
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YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO
PLAGIARIZE THOR?
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NO HAMMERS.
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JESUS-MAN HAS GOT
LASER EYE BEAMS
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THAT CAN FORGIVE PEOPLE
FROM A LONG DISTANCE.
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AND HE SHOOTS WEBS.
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I LOVE IT.
IT'S FRESH, IT'S TIGHT.
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AND I KNOW YOU SAID
YOU WEREN'T REALLY INTO GOLF,
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BUT, UH, HERE'S YOUR OWN SET
OF GOLF CLUBS.
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THANK YOU. YOU KNOW, BACK WHERE
I'M FROM, DOWN IN HELL,
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UH, THE ONLY BALLS
WE WHACKED AROUND WERE MINE.
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AWW.
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HEY, LANGUAGE.
COME ON.
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YOU GUYS, WE'RE ALWAYS SAYING
WE WANT TO BE MORE EDGY.
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BUT WE CAN'T SAY BALLS?
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AND IT'S NOT LIKE
WE'RE USING THE WORD
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FOR A GUY'S HOT DOG
OR ANYTHING.
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TO HECK WITH IT!
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BALLS, DENNIS.
[ LAUGHS ]
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BALLS GOING UP.
WHOO!
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JESUS-MAN -- KICKING EVIL
IN THE BALLS.
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KICKING EVIL
IN THE GOLF BALLS.
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THIS MAN REALLY
LIKES HIS GOLF.
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[ GURGLING ]
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WHERE IS YOUR BATHROOM?
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NO. THERE ARE
NO BATHROOMS, GARY.
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WE DON'T NEED THEM.
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WASTE NOT, WANT NOT.
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BUT I PRETTY SIGNIFICANTLY
NEED TO WASTE MUCH.
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[ BELL RINGS ]
HEADS UP, GUYS.
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PRAYER BREAK!
-PRAYER BREAK!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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**
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Child: GOD BLESS MOMMY
AND DADDY AND GIGI,
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AND PLEASE MAKE IT SNOW
TOMORROW.
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[ Whispering ] HEY.
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IS THERE ANY WAY I CAN
MAKE IT SNOW FOR THIS KID?
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IS THERE LIKE A BUTTON
OR SOMETHING?
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OH, HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.
THE MIKES DON'T WORK.
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[ LAUGHS ]
THEN, UH, WHY DO WE HAVE THEM?
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THEY ACTUALLY DON'T SELL THESE
WITHOUT THE MOUTHPIECES, SO.
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IF GOD HAS PERFECT MEMORY,
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WHY ARE WE WRITING DOWN
THE MESSAGES?
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YOU CAN TAKE NOTES OR NOT.
YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T MATTER.
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WE'RE PRETTY CHILL.
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YOU CAN WORK
AT YOUR OWN PACE.
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I CAN DO ZERO PACE
IF I WANT TO?
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ABSOLUTELY.
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SO I CAN...
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YEP.
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PUT THOSE BACK ON!
I'M JUST KIDDING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
I'M JUST KIDDING.
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YOU SCARED ME.
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[ LAUGHS ] NO,
IT ALL GOES TO VOICEMAIL.
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WE'RE REALLY JUST LISTENING
TO BE NICE.
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AAH!
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[ LAUGHS ]
AAH!
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AAH! IT SEES ME!
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ARE YOU OKAY?!
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I THINK HE HAS PTSD.
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[ GURGLING ]
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WHY DON'T YOU
KNOCK OFF EARLY
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AND DO A LITTLE GOLF,
G-DAWG?
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I'M GOING TO GO
MAKE SOME POTTERY.
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WITH THE WOMEN?
[ LAUGHS ]
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**
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[ SIZZLING ]
-OOH! OH!
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OH!
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OH! OKAY.
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OOH!
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GOD! GOD!
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[ GROANS ]
OH, GOD!
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OH! [ FARTS ]
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Claude: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
STOP! WAIT!
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WAIT, WAIT! STOP!
GARY!
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CLAUDE?
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STOP SHITTING ME
OUT OF YOUR BUTT.
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C-CLAUDE,
YOU ARE NOT HERE.
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HEY, GAR!
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BENJI! WHAT ARE YOU
DOING DOWN THERE?
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I'M HERE IN CASE SOMETHING
HAPPENS TO CLAUDE.
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AND THIS MISSION
IS WAY TOO IMPORTANT.
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HEY, GARY.
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UBUNTU?
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MISSION? WHAT ARE
YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU'RE A PLANT.
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WE HACKED INTO ST. PETER'S BOOK
TO GET YOU UP HERE
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SO I COULD SPY
ON THEIR WHOLE OPERATION.
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I AM NOT GONNA DO THAT
WITH YOU, ALL RIGHT?
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GOD LOVES ME.
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AND HIS LOVE IS AS PURE
AND AS WHITE
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AS GWYNETH PALTROW'S
BELLY BUTTON.
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AND THERE'S JERKY HERE --
A SHIT TON OF IT.
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-ST. PETER!
-ST. PETER.
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THIS GARY IS A FRAUD!
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SHUT YOUR MOUTH.
BYE!
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YEAH, HOW DO YOU
LIKE THAT, HUH, CLAUDE?
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[ LAUGHS ]
GOT YOU, CLAUDE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GARY?
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I'M JUST MARKING MY BALL.
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WELL, THE COURSE
IS WAY OVER THERE.
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OH, MUST HAVE SHANKED IT.
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YEAH, THAT'S A TERM.
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I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU'RE TAKING A POOP, SO...
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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE
YOUR BUTT.
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I'M MADE
IN GOD'S IMAGE.
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ME AND GOD HAVE THE SAME
EXACT PERFECT BUTT.
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YOU CRITICIZING GOD'S BUTT?
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[ GASPS ]
ARE YOU, CLAUDIUS?
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ARE YOU CRITICIZING
GOD'S BUTT?
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OF COURSE I'M NOT CRITICIZING
GOD'S BUTT.
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CLAUDIUS!
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IT SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE.
I LOVE GOD'S BUTT.
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WHY DON'T YOU GO
WHACK SOME BALLS AROUND?
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ON THE HOLES.
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THEY'RE CALLED LINKS.
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SO ARE SAUSAGES.
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[ LAUGHS ]
NICE POTTERY, BY THE WAY.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
IT'S A SOUP TUREEN.
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WE SHOULD HAVE
SOME SOUP LATER.
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[ LAUGHS ]
I'D LOVE THAT!
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[ INDISTINCT SINGING ]
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[ FARTING ]
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Claude, Benji, and Ubuntu:
GARY!
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I'M REALLY SORRY.
THIS PEW KEEPS CREAKING.
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OW. UM.
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[ FARTS ]
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TOUCH --
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All: GARY!
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[ FARTS ]
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GARY!
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THIS FLOOR IS WEAK.
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[ FARTS ]
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GARY!
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[ FARTS ]
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I GOT TO GO GOLFING.
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KEEP PRAYING!
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[ FARTS ]
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[ FARTS ]
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ALL RIGHT.
WHAT DO I GOT TO DO?
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YOU JUST GET AROUND HEAVEN,
MOON SOME CLASSIFIED STUFF.
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I'LL TAKE A FEW PHOTOS,
AND THAT'S IT.
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LET'S START
WITH THIS COLUMN.
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHY
YOU GOT TO TAKE A PICTURE
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OF A LOAD-BEARING COLUMN,
BUT --
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[ GROANS ] HEY, GAR?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU THINK YOU COULD GET
YOUR ASS
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UP NEAR THAT SUPPORT BEAM
UP THERE?
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I GUESS I CAN
JUST CRAWL UP THERE
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AND HANG MY ASS OFF THE BALCONY
LIKE I'M SPIDER-MAN.
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LET'S DO THAT.
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YOU GET YOUR PICTURE?
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ALMOST THERE!
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YOU GOT PLENTY
OF PICTURES.
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NOT YET!
SHUT UP!
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[ GROANS ]
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GOT IT!
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* GONNA LAY DOWN MY BURDENS
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* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
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* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
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* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
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* GONNA LAY DOWN MY BURDENS
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* DOWN BY THE RIVERSIDE
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* AIN'T GONNA STUDY WAR
NO MORE *
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ALL RIGHT.
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WE'RE OUT OF YOUR ASS
FOR GOOD.
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HEY, GUYS. HEY, GUYS.
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
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MY STOMACHACHE'S
GONE, WENDY.
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GOOD NEWS, BRO.
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OH, WOW!
JESUS-MAN!
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KICKING EVIL IN THE...
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WHAT'S A GOLFGROIN?
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STANDARDS WASN'T COMFORTABLE
WITH GOLF BALLS.
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IT'S GOLF BALLS.
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE AROUND HERE.
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MY GRANDMOTHER SAYS
GOLF BALLS, ALL RIGHT?
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AND SHE WON'T EVEN SAY
DAMN OR PUSSY.
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GROIN IS STILL EDGY.
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ALL RIGHT?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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THE GOLFGROIN!
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-THE GOLFGROIN!
-THE GOLFGROIN!
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[ GROANS ]
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[ EXPLOSIONS ]
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THERE WERE DEMONS IN MY ASS
THAT MADE ME DO THIS.
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IT HAS BEEN VERY NICE
TO HAVE MET YOU,
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AND I WISH YOU ALL THE LUCK
IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVORS.
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WE CAN MAYBE PRAY
ABOUT THIS, HUH?
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AAH!
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GARY!
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
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HEY, PSYCHE!
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I WAS A DOUBLE AGENT
THE WHOLE TIME!
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YEAH, SATAN SENT ME TO HEAVEN
BECAUSE HE SAID
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I WAS THE ONLY DEMON
THAT HE COULD TRUST, SO
I ACCEPTED THE BURDEN.
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YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE
WITH AN ANAL FISSURE BIG ENOUGH
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TO HOLD THREE DUDES
AND SIX TONS OF EXPLOSIVES.
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THAT IS TRUE, AS WELL.
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I KNOW THERE'S A VIDEO,
UBUNTU!
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