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[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
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[ SIGHS ]
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**
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[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]
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[ SNIFFS ]
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OH, GOD.
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[ BARKING ]
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CERBERUS!
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CERBERUS!
[ WHISTLING ]
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[ SNARLING ]
[ GASPING ]
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PUT VC DOWN!
PUT HIM DOWN.
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[ GROANING ]
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GOOD BOY. COME HERE.
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[ BARKING ]
COME TO DADDY.
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YEAH, GOOD BOY.
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YOU ARE SO PRETTY.
YES, YOU ARE.
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OH, YOU NEED A BATH.
WOW.
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YEAH, YOU CAN SMELL IT.
SMELL THAT, RIGHT?
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IT'S LIKE RANCID.
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GO BACK THERE
AND LICK HIS BUTTHOLE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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OH, YEAH.
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OH, YOU, YOU, YOU.
[ BARKING ]
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YEAH, YOU LIKE WHEN
HE LICKS YOU, DON'T -- YEAH.
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WHAT BREED IS HE?
OH, HE'S MIXED.
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HE'S HALF ME AND HALF
SOME POOR, UNLUCKY LABRADOODLE.
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THAT'S DISGUSTING.
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GARY, COME HERE. COME HERE.
YOU GOT TO SEE HIM.
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OH, YEAH.
YOU WANT TO KISS GARY?
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YOU WANT TO --
GIVE HIM A KISS.
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GIVE HIM A KISS.
GIVE HIM A KISS.
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NO, NO, YOU'VE BEEN
LICKING MY ASSHOLE.
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YOUR BEARD REEKS.
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GIVE ME A KISS.
I'LL KISS YOU.
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HE'S SO SMART. AREN'T YOU?
YES.
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AREN'T YOU SMART?
YES, YES, I'M SMART.
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YES, I'M SMART.
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I'M SMART, TOO, I BET.
AREN'T YOU SMART?!
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STOP ASKING ME
RHETORICAL QUESTIONS.
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WHAT'S CERBERUS DOING HERE?
WHO'S GUARDING THE GATE OF HELL?
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WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR HOOKED
NOSE OUT OF OUR BUSINESS, HUH?
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YOU LEFT ME SHACKLED
TO THAT GATE FOR 30 LONG YEARS.
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NO ONE
EVER COMES TO THAT GATE.
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I COME TO THE GATE.
I'M THERE EVERY DAY.
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AND I WOULD HAVE
CHEWED THROUGH YOUR THROAT
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IF WE DIDN'T SHARE
THE SAME CIRCULATORY SYSTEM!
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[ BARKING ]
HEY, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS.
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WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME?
OH, GO GET IT! OOH!
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GO GET IT.
STOP! I DON'T BELIEVE
HE THREW A BALL.
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I SAW A BALL,
AND WE'RE GETTING THE BALL.
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YOU KNOW, I WANTED A DOG,
BUT I DON'T THINK I LIKE DOGS.
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I'M MORE OF A CAT PERSON,
I THINK.
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I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM
FOR YOU, SATAN.
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A DOG IS A BIG RESPONSIBILITY,
CLAUDE.
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I'LL JUST FEED HIM
SOME BROKEN GLASS.
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WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
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WE COULDN'T FIND THE BALL,
DAD.
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I GUESS THAT SHIFTY HEEB
OVER THERE SOLD IT.
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YEAH, RIGHT OUT
FROM UNDERNEATH OUR NOSES.
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CHECK HIS POCKETS.
WHAT ARE YOU SCHEMING, HIMEY?
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SORRY, CLAUDE. THIS ONE'S
A LITTLE ANTI-SEMITIC.
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I WAS SCHEMING,
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BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH MY RICH, PROUD HERITAGE.
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KEY WORD -- RICH.
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COME ON! GO!
GO GET IT!
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AH, AH,
YOU DIDN'T THROW A BALL.
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I DID NOT.
BUT IT'S OVER THERE!
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I'M GETTING THE BALL.
GO GET IT.
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I WANT THAT BALL.
GO GET IT, CERBERUS.
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THERE ISN'T A BALL!
FIND THAT BALL!
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[ BARKING ]
FIND IT. I COULD DO THIS
ALL DAY LONG.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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TIE HIM TO THE GATE
WHEN HE COMES BACK.
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COOL.
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YOU'VE GOT SOME DOG SHIT
IN YOUR TEETH.
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WHERE'S DAD?
WHERE DID HE GO?
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WHEREVER IS DAD?
HE'S GONE, AND HE TOLD YOU
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TO TIE US TO THE GATE AGAIN,
DIDN'T HE?
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DIDN'T HE?!
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I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT TO YOU,
BUDDY, OKAY?
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LET ME JUST TIE YOU
TO THIS GATE OVER HERE.
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YOU CHEWED US.
YOU'VE HORNSWOGGLED US.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LET YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE
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WITH THAT
LYIN' TONGUE OF YOURS!
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HEY, WHAT'S THIS FENCE
ALL ABOUT ANYWAY?
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THIS IS JUST THE GATE
BETWEEN HELL AND EARTH.
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MAN, THOUGH,
EARTH IS PRETTY BITCHIN'.
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YOU'D LOVE IT.
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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO
OPEN UP THIS GATE.
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YOU COULD
PROBABLY JUST CRASH
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RIGHT THROUGH IT,
YOU'RE SO HUGE.
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[ SCREAMING ]
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**
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[ HOOVES CLOPPING ]
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[ SCREAMING ]
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**
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AAH! SERIOUSLY?!
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WHOA!
[ GRUNTING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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IS THAT...
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OH, SHIT. OH, SHIT.
WE GOT TO GO BACK DOWN.
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DO YOU FEEL THIS GRASS?
THIS IS GRASS, RIGHT?
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YES, IT IS GRASS. YES.
THE -- THE CEILING IS BLUE.
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THAT IS TRUE.
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
THERE'S A DOG WITH ONE HEAD.
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FREAKING NERD!
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[ BARKING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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SATAN IS, LIKE, PRETTY STRICT
ABOUT THIS KIND OF STUFF.
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LIKE, HE'S GONNA
RIP OFF ALL MY SKIN,
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AND HE'S GONNA POUR A BUNCH OF
VINEGAR, LIKE, INTO MY MUSCLES.
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I'M GONNA
PEE ON EVERYTHING.
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EARTH IS MY TERRITORY NOW.
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I WANT TO BARK
AT THE DOGGIE IN THE WATER.
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IT'S A REFLECTION.
IT'S YOU, YOU IDIOT.
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WE LOOK VERY SIMILAR.
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I COULD SEE
HOW YOU'D MAKE THAT MISTAKE.
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WHERE ARE
THE FIRE TRUCKS?
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I SHOULD VERY MUCH
LIKE TO HEAR SOME SIRENS.
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OOH!
I WANT TO TRY CHOCOLATE.
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NO, CHOCOLATE BAD!
CHOCOLATE, YEAH.
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CHOCOLATE BAD. BAD CHOCOLATE.
BAD CHOCOLATE. ARE YOU DAFT?
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LOOK, GARY, SPEAKING FOR ME,
I WOULD L--
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I WANT TO...BE PRETTY.
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OKAY, I -- I SAID IT.
I WANT TO BE PRETTY.
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OKAY, ALL RIGHT.
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IF I LET YOU
DO THIS STUFF,
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DO YOU PROMISE THAT YOU WILL
LET ME TIE YOU TO THE GATE
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WHEN WE GET BACK
DOWN TO HELL?
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MOST DEFINITELY.
WELL, MAYBE.
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YOU BET. ANYTHING.
WE'LL DISCUSS IT.
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AW, TO HELL WITH IT.
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I MEAN,
HE'S GONNA CUT MY FEET OFF
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AND MAKE ME EAT THEM ANYWAY,
SO LET'S MAKE A DAY OF IT.
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YES, YES.
HELL, YES!
HOT DAMN DIGGITY!
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**
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BURN IT IN HERE, MAN.
LET'S SEE THE HIGH HEAT, YEAH.
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[ ALL BARKING ]
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YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFUL
WITH THE FRISBEES.
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[ BARKING ]
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[ BARKING CONTINUES ]
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NO, CERBERUS! CERBERUS!
[ BARKING ]
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YOU TAKE YOUR DOG AND
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE NOW!
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GET THE HELL ON!
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[ BARKING CONTINUES ]
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GARY, WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS
FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.
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YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER
TO DO?
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[ SIREN WAILING ]
THAT'S WHAT A SIREN SOUNDS LIKE?
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FIRE TRUCK!
THEY'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN I EVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED.
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WHOO!
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BOOM!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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ARE THERE
KIDS IN THERE?
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**
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[ LAUGHS ]
YES!
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YOU ARE
FINALLY BEAUTIFUL.
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NOW,
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
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GARY, I LOVE IT.
I LOVE IT.
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CAN WE MAKE IT PUFFIER
UP TOP?
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DOES THIS READ
THAT I'M A PRETTY DOG?
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AND MORE BOWS.
I'M A BIGGER DOG, YOU KNOW.
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I THINK WE NEED MORE BOWS.
JUDGES LIKE BOWS.
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I FEEL LIKE
A TECHNICOLOR TROLLOP.
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I'M NOT GONNA LOSE POINTS
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BECAUSE OF
YOUR SHITTY TEMPERAMENT!
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[ ALL BARKING ]
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GUYS, GUYS.
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BITCHES!
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LET'S GO OUT THERE
AND SHOW THESE GUYS
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THAT THREE HEADS
ARE BETTER THAN ONE.
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EXCEPT WHEN
YOU'RE PUTTING ON A SHIRT.
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Announcer:
NEXT UP IS CERBERUS.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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ARE YOU NERVOUS?
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I'M NERVOUS.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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POINTER IS ONE OF
THE OLDEST SPORTING BREEDS.
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THE DEVELOPMENT...
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Man: DOUBLE COAT.
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THAT WIRY HAIR
ON THE FACE PROTECTS IT.
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I'M SORRY, MA'AM.
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Cerberus 1:
LOOK AT THESE DOGS.
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I BET EVERY SINGLE
ONE OF THEM'S JEWISH.
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HUH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THERE'S A NO WAY WE WIN.
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THE DOG-SHOW WORLD
IS INFESTED WITH JEWS.
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HE'LL GIVE THE RIBBON
TO ONE OF THESE HIMEY DOGS.
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STOP IT. STOP THAT.
STOP WITH THE JEW STUFF, OKAY?
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THE JEWS
ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.
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I MEAN, YOU GOT
WILLIAM SHATNER, AND THEN --
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YEAH, CAPTAIN KIRK BEAMED DOWN
TO KILL JESUS, RIGHT.
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OR IT'S THE GUY
WHO PLAYED PICARD.
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Cerberus 2:
NO, HE'S FROM ENGLAND.
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HE -- ONE OF THE PEOPLE
FROM "STAR TREK" IS JEWISH.
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ALL RIGHT, IF WE WANT TO
WIN THIS AUCTION THING,
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YOU GUYS ARE GONNA NEED TO
STOP HATIN' AND START RELATIN'.
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WHAT KIND OF DOG
IS THIS?
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IT'S A POO-CHIN.
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HMM. IT'S MY EXPERIENCE
THAT POO-CHINS ARE SMALL DOGS.
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YOU MUST NOT
HAVE MUCH EXPERIENCE,
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BECAUSE THIS IS A VERY RARE
THREE-HEADED ELEPHANT POO-CHIN.
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I SUPPOSE IT'LL HAVE THREE
SCROTUMS I'LL HAVE TO CLENCH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD,
YOU PERVERT.
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HMM, ABOVE AVERAGE
TESTICULAR PLUMPNESS.
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THANK YOU.
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SIR,
YOU HAVE VERY SOFT HANDS.
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NOT THAT THE JEWS ARE KNOWN
FOR THEIR MANUAL LABOR.
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NOT THAT I'M RACIST.
NO, NO.
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SOME OF OUR FINEST ENTERTAINERS
ARE, IN FACT, JEWISH.
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MOST OF THEM.
WILLIAM SHATNER'S JEWISH.
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THE HOLOCAUST
CERTAINLY WAS REAL, WASN'T IT?
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I TOTALLY BELIEVE
THE HOLOCAUST...
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HAPPENED.
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WE ALL DO.
THE WHOLE FAMILY DOES, YEAH.
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MAYBE NOT
IN THE NUMBERS THEY SAY --
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YOU KNOW
THE JEWISH MASS MEDIA --
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BUT I BELIVE THAT IT --
IT HAPPENED.
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TO AN EXTENT.
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WELL, SINCE THIS IS THE ONLY OF
ITS BREED IN THE COMPETITION,
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I THINK I COULD GIVE
A SPECIAL PARTICIPATION RIBBON.
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YES!
BOOYA KASHA!
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-ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
-HOW DELIGHTFUL!
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HOWEVER, I WILL HAVE TO DEDUCT
POINTS FOR THE MOUTH STAINS.
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IS THIS CHOCOLATE?
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YEAH, GARY BOUGHT ME
AN EASTER BUNNY.
225
00:08:18,766 --> 00:08:21,434
WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
CHOCOLATE BAD, CHOCOLATE BAD.
226
00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,837
NO, NO!
IT'S AN EASTER BUNNY!
227
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,272
IT'S LIKE 90% AIR!
228
00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:27,440
YOU IDIOT!
CHOCOLATE WILL KILL US ALL!
229
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,276
HE'S SEIZING UP!
HE'S SEIZING UP!
230
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:32,112
SOMEBODY GET A SPOON!
231
00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:33,280
CERBERUS!
232
00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,949
OKAY, OPEN YOUR MOUTH.
THROW IT UP!
233
00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,918
NO.
IT'S TOO DELICIOUS.
234
00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:41,121
WE'RE IN A ROOM FULL OF HIMEYS,
NOT ONE DOCTOR.
235
00:08:41,121 --> 00:08:43,456
DON'T YOU DIE ON ME.
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE.
236
00:08:43,456 --> 00:08:45,926
COME ON, DAMN IT!
COME ON!
237
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,095
**
238
00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:53,266
SATAN'S GONNA KILL M-E-E-E-E-E!
239
00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:56,136
I GOT YOU, PUPPY.
HEY, UH, CLAUDE!
240
00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,138
CAN YOU GIVE ME
A SECOND PAIR OF EYES ON THIS?
241
00:08:58,138 --> 00:09:01,642
OKAY, DO YOU BUY THIS?
BUY IT AS WHAT?
242
00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:03,877
WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE TO YOU,
FIRST IMPRESSION?
243
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,378
IT LOOKS LIKE A PONY
244
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,947
AND THEN TWO DEAD DOG HEADS.
I KNOW IT DOES.
245
00:09:06,947 --> 00:09:08,281
OKAY, I GET IT.
246
00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,384
I FEEL LIKE IF YOU SQUINT
AND, LIKE, LOOK AT IT,
247
00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:13,086
YOU'D THINK, LIKE,
"OH, CERBERUS IS HOME."
248
00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:15,088
YEAH, BECAUSE, UH,
SATAN SQUINTS NOW.
249
00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,423
HE'S JUST SQUINTING
AND LOOKING
250
00:09:16,423 --> 00:09:17,758
OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS EYE,
RIGHT?
251
00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:22,129
DO YOU HAVE A SPELL,
LIKE, SOME KIND OF WIZARDRY
252
00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,331
TO TURN IT FROM A HORSE
INTO A DOG?
253
00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,899
UM...
[ BLOWS AIR ]
254
00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,400
NO.
255
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,736
THAT'S
A DUMB-ASS QUESTION.
256
00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:31,605
MAN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH SHIT I'M IN?
257
00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,307
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
DO YOU SEE THE SITUATION?
258
00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:36,176
CAN I JUST --
YOU KILLED CERBERUS, THOUGH.
259
00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:38,011
BECAUSE THAT --
THOSE ARE THE REAL HEADS.
260
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,180
NOW WE ARE WHERE WE ARE...
RIGHT.
261
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,849
...AND I NEED TO
MOVE FORWARD WITH SOLUTIONS.
262
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,316
AND I AGREE WITH THAT.
263
00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:46,519
I THINK LYING TO SATAN
IS JUST GONNA MAKE IT WORSE.
264
00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:48,021
YOU'RE RIGHT.
265
00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,190
TAKE A LOOK
AT THIS LITTLE GUY.
266
00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:53,126
AWW, I LOVE KITTENS.
RIGHT?
267
00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,461
HIS NAME IS WAFFLES.
UH-HUH.
268
00:09:54,461 --> 00:09:57,497
HE'S VERY LOW-MAINTENANCE.
HE'S A NO-DRAMA MAMA.
269
00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,032
HE POOPS IN A BOX.
RIGHT.
270
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,701
YOU CAN JUST
LEAVE FOOD OUT FOR HIM.
271
00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:02,269
HE'S CERTAINLY
BETTER THAN A DOG.
272
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,370
OH, GARY.
273
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:05,538
MAYBE HE CAN
GUARD THE GATE OF HELL.
274
00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,540
MAYBE HE'LL BE SO CUTE
THAT PEOPLE WILL THINK
275
00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:10,010
THERE'S, LIKE, ANOTHER THING
GOING ON OR SOMETHING.
276
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:13,146
YEAH. YEAH-HUH.
277
00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,215
[ GAGS ]
278
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,285
[ SLURPS ]
279
00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,554
[ COUGHS ]
280
00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,791
[ SIGHS ]
281
00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,458
I LOVE KITTENS.
282
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,661
UH...WHERE'S CERBERUS?
283
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,565
OH, THERE HE IS.
284
00:10:32,565 --> 00:10:34,634
HE'S JUST BEEN
IN THE HALLWAY.
285
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,804
CERBERUS,
YOU'RE FUNNY, CERBERUS.
286
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,707
[ As Cerberus ]
UH, CROOKED-NOSE --
CROOKED-NOSE BANKER.
287
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,675
YOUR FRIEND, I HATE HIM.
288
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,377
HE LOOKS
AS HEALTHY AS A HORSE.
289
00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,750
HE'S BEEN HERE
THE WHOLE TIME.
290
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,187
YOU BUYING IT?
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