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WHEN SOLSTICE LIGHTS
AND FIRE BURNS,
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THE DEVIL'S DONG
ON EARTH RETURNS,
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AND LIKE DRUNK REDSKINS
TOMAHAWK,
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SPLITTING WITCHES
ON ALTAR ROCK --
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DRUNK REDSKINS TOMAHAWK?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
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THIS SPELL WAS OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN
IN A DIFFERENT TIME.
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AND YOU WONDER
WHY WE HAVE TROUBLE
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ATTRACTING
WITCHES OF COLOR.
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DO YOU GUYS WANT ME TO SUMMON
THE DEVIL FOR AN ORGY OR NOT?
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All: YES.
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SPLITTING WITCHES
THROUGHOUT THE WEEKEND...
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SWEATING LIKE A BUNCH OF...
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PUERTO RICANS.
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"SWEATING LIKE A BUNCH
OF PUERTO RICANS"?
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COME ON!
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[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]
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OH...
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HEY, GARY?
THINK FAST.
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OH, YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]
UH-HUH.
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SATAN,
YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY.
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IT'S THE SUMMER SOLSTICE,
BABY.
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LIFE IS GOOD.
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OH, CLAUDE? CLAUDE?
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OOH.
GO DEEP.
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COMING TO YA.
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[ CHEERS ]
TOUCHDOWN.
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[ GROANS ]
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OH, MY BACK.
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I THINK
I THREW OUT MY BACK.
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SATAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
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NO, NO.
I THREW OUT MY BACK.
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DAMN IT.
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I'M SUPPOSED TO GO TOPSIDE
THIS WEEKEND
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FOR THE ANNUAL WICCAN ORGY.
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I DON'T THINK I CAN DO IT NOW
'CAUSE OF MY BACK.
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THREW MY BACK OUT.
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
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I...HAVE SOMEBODY
TAKE MY PLACE?
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AND HAVE SEX WITH ALL
THOSE WOMEN DISGUISED AS ME?
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THAT'S CRAZY.
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PICK ME.
I'LL DO IT.
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I'LL DO IT, I'LL DO IT.
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OH, YOU GUYS.
OH, I CAN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
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YOU SHOULD ALL GO.
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YOU SHOULD ALL GO,
'CAUSE, LISTEN,
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YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO PLOW
THESE BROADS IN SHIFTS.
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THEY HAVE TO THINK
YOU'RE ME.
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SO, WHOEVER'S SLINGING
THE YOGURT
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HAS GOT TO BE WEARING
THIS HEAD.
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GARY, YOU DO THE HONORS.
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YEAH!
IT'S COMING UP GARY!
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I'M GONNA BE UP TO MY EYEBROWS
IN SOME HOT WICCAN TAIL TONIGHT
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OH, YEAH, IT'S MOSTLY AGING
LESBIANS WITH WIND CHIMES.
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BUT YOU GUYS HAVE FUN!
HEY, MOSQUITO REPELLENT.
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THOSE THINGS
WILL EAT YOU ALIVE OUT THERE.
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HEY, SATAN,
ARE YOU GONNA NEED HELP
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WITH THOSE GOLF CLUBS,
'CAUSE OF YOUR BACK?
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HE HURT HIS BACK.
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[ WOMAN MOANING ]
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OH! OH, SATAN!
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AH, MY KNEES, BABY.
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DAMN, WE SHOULD'VE GOT
AN AIR MATTRESS
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OR SOMETHING
DOWN HERE.
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WELL, WE CAN DO IT CLOSER
TO MOTHER EARTH.
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WHAT, THE PINE NEEDLES?
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
OH, NO, WE DONE, GIRL.
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I MEAN,
YOU'RE A SPECIAL LADY, BABY,
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NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.
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AND I WILL BE THINKING
ABOUT YOU. COME ON.
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LOOK, I MADE YOU SOMETHING.
I MADE IT MYSELF.
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IT'S FOR YOU.
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SO SWEET,
ANOTHER WIND CHIME.
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CAN YOU PLEASE TELL
WHOEVER'S NEXT
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TO BRING ME SOMETHING
LIKE A SWEET TEA.
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MAYBE A LEMONADE
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
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YOU DID A GREAT JOB,
BABY!
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WHAT'S HAPPENING, GUYS?
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GOT SOME MORE WITCH CRAP.
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DAMN, THIS HEAD STINKS!
WHO GOT NEXT?
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I DONE ALREADY DID
THREE IN A ROW, MAN,
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I AIN'T DOING ANOTHER ONE!
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GUYS, NOW,
YOU GUYS HAVE LOST FOCUS!
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IT'S NOT ABOUT QUALITY,
IT'S ABOUT THE QUANTITY.
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I HAVE FINALLY HAD SEX
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WITH AS MANY WOMEN
AS I'VE LIED ABOUT.
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ALL RIGHT, WILT CHAMBERLAIN,
YOU'VE GOT THE MIDNIGHT SHIFT.
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ALL RIGHT. [ LAUGHS ]
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GOOD GRAVY!
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[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
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OOH.
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MAN, GIVE THIS HERE.
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NO. NO, NO, NO.
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Shh! Shh! Shh!
GUYS!
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SERIOUSLY.
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NOW, ARE YOU PREPARED
FOR MY DIABOLICAL SEED?
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[ BOTH LAUGHS ]
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ALL RIGHT.
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CAN I TAKE
YOUR CODPIECE OFF?
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YOU PROBABLY SHOULD.
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OKAY.
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OH, IT'S HAPPENING.
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OH.
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OHH!
OH.
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[ GRUNTING, GROANING ]
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OH, WELL.
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THE JUICE IS LOOSE!
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OH.
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IT'S OKAY.
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IT'S OKAY. REALLY.
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AH,
SATAN WANTED TO DO THAT,
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SO THAT WE COULD HAVE
A CONVERSATION FIRST.
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SO, ARE YOU IN
FROM OUT OF TOWN,
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OR DID YOU --
YOU LIVE NEAR THE ORGY?
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WELL, I CAME IN
FROM SAN DIEGO, BUT --
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SAN DIEGO IS A BEAUTIFUL
AND TEMPERATE CITY.
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**
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I'VE NEVER MADE OUT
WITH SOMEBODY
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WITH A TONGUE RING BEFORE
AND...
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I GIVE IT FIVE OUT OF FIVE
TOASTER STRUDELS.
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UM, SATAN?
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WHERE? WHAT? WHAT?
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HA, YOU'RE FUNNY.
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[ LAUGHS ] IS THAT FUNNY?
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-YEAH.
-I'M HIM.
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WHAT IS HELL LIKE?
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IT'S WAY LESS COOL
THAN KISSING EACH OTHER?
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OH.
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YOO-HOO.
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GLORIA!
YOU STOP CUTTING IN LINE!
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YOU ALREADY GOT SOME.
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YOU DON'T GET
A DOUBLE DICKIN'.
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I-I SHOULD REALLY GO.
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DO YOU LIKE FLAPJACKS?
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'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA GO GET
SOME FLAPJACKS RIGHT NOW.
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I CAN READ YOUR MIND
AND KNOW FOR A FACT
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THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HAD
FAT MIKE'S FLAPJACKS.
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Don't take the head!
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Do not take the head!
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NO, I HAVEN'T.
We need the head!
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[BLEEP]
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[ DUCKS QUACKING ]
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**
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I LIKE YOU, LIKE, A LOT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I LIKE YOU A LOT!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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YOU ARE NOT AT ALL
WHAT I EXPECTED.
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THANKS.
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YOU LOOKED...BETTER
IN THE BIBLE.
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I MEAN, THERE WAS NO PICTURES,
SO HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
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BUT THERE'S PORTRAITS.
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I CHOSE...THIS SORT OF,
LIKE, APPROACHABLE, DOUGHY,
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COMMERCIAL-HUSBAND FORM
JUST TO NOT TERRIFY YOU.
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COULD I MAYBE SEE
SOMETHING TALLER?
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OR GROW SOME THORNS
ON YOUR PENIS?
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UH, MADISON, OKAY,
UM, HYPOTHETICAL --
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IF I WASN'T SATAN,
WHO I TOTALLY AM [CHUCKLES]
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WE WOULD STILL HAVE
WHAT WE HAVE, RIGHT?
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MM...NO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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WHY WOULD YOU
ASK ME THAT?
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[ Deep voice ]
'CAUSE I WAS TESTING YOU!
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NOW YOU WILL MAKE OUT
WITH ME AGAIN! I COMMAND IT!
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[ Normal voice ]
AND THEN WE CAN GET ICE CREAM.
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
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SATAN, HONEY!
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[ Singsong voice ]
I'M NOT WEARING PANTIES!
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WHAT DO WE DO?!
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WE GOT TO GET THAT HEAD,
THAT'S WHAT.
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GUYS, I JUST RIPPED
THE HEAD OFF THIS SQUIRREL,
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AND I'M THINKING MAYBE
IF WE COULD JUST, YOU KNOW,
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LIKE A-A -- I DON'T KNOW.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I-I WAS BLUE SKYIN'
THIS THING,
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AND IT SEEMED RIGHT
AT THE TIME, BUT --
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Vera: SATAN, HONEY!
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[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.
IT IS FUNNY THINKING ABOUT IT.
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OH.
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GARY, YOU GOT
FROZEN DESSERT DRINKS?!
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WHO ARE THESE GUYS?
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THERE ARE IMPOSTERS
IN OUR MIDST!
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TREES, SEIZE THEM!
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AAH!
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NO, NO. DON'T SEIZE ME.
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I AM SATAN.
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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MADISON?
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HE TOLD ME
HE TOOK THAT FORM.
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DEAR, SWEET,
NAIVE MADISON.
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WHY WOULD ANYBODY CHOOSE
TO LOOK LIKE THAT? HMM?
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IT'S TO LOWER
PEOPLE'S EXPECTATIONS,
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AND THEN
YOU CAN SURPRISE THEM.
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I'M ONLY INTO BAD BOYS.
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I CAN BE A BAD BOY!
WATCH THIS!
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YOU'RE A BITCH!
YOU BITCH!
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I'LL KILL A DOG FOR YOU!
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MADISON!
OH, MY GOD. IS THIS POISON IVY?
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YES.
OKAY,
SO, WHERE IS HE, HUH?
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UM...
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SATAN HAD AN INJURY
WITH HIS BACK
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AND AN IMPORTANT MEETING.
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[ SIGHS ] OH, GOD!
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OH, BULLSHIT!
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OH!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
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HE WAS SO DISTANT
LAST YEAR --
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ON THE PHONE THE ENTIRE TIME
I WAS TONGUING HIS ASSHOLE.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO, SATAN, HONEY?
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I AM GOING TO
MAKE THESE WOODS ECHO
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WITH THE SCREAMS
OF YOUR LITTLE DEMON FRIENDS!
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[ Crying ] YOU JERK!
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[ SOBBING ]
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All: YIKES.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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GUESS SATAN DODGED A BULLET
WITH THAT ONE.
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WOW.
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HERE IS A SPELL
OF SUCCUBUS SEDUCTION.
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YEAH,
THIS SHOULD GET SATAN BACK.
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NOT THAT I CARE.
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BUT THIS REQUIRES
THE TESTICLE OF A MINOTAUR.
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A DEMON'S TESTICLE
SHOULD WORK.
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COULD WE MAYBE SUBSTITUTE
A CHERRY TOMATO?
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SOME OF US ARE VEGAN.
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LADIES.
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MADISON,
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE HURT,
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BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR
THAT I'M LEGIT.
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CLAUDE HAS A PHONE
BETWEEN HIS LEGS.
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YOU GOT TO GO GET IT.
MAN, WHAT THE HELL --
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WHY?
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I NEED TO CUT OFF
ONE OF YOUR TESTICLES.
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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RELAX.
WE'RE NOT GONNA EAT IT.
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WE'RE JUST GONNA GRIND IT
INTO A POWDER FOR A POTION.
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IT'LL MAKE OUR HAIR LOOK
LUSTROUS AND SHINY.
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HEY, YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE DOES THAT?
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CONDITIONER DOES THAT.
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IT'S $3 AT THE PHARMACY.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH! [ GROANS ]
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GOT IT.
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WAIT!
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00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:08,215
I DEMAND
A TRIAL OF THE JUDGENING!
238
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,719
THE TRIAL
OF THE JUDGENING?
239
00:09:11,719 --> 00:09:13,286
WHAT IS THAT AGAIN?
240
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,956
IT'S ON MY PHONE ON, UH,
WITCHIPEDIA, THE WICCAN WIKI.
241
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,290
RIGHT THERE.
IT'S FAVED.
242
00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:19,092
"ONE DEMON CAN CHOOSE
TO COMPETE
243
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,961
IN THREE CHALLENGES
OF HIS CHOOSING.
244
00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:23,296
IF HE WINS,
ALL THE DEMONS GET TO GO FREE."
245
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,798
I KNOW.
246
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:26,734
COULD YOU MAYBE HAVE FIGURED
THAT OUT
247
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,301
BEFORE THEY CUT MY BALLS OFF?!
248
00:09:29,970 --> 00:09:31,304
-GO!
-GO, CLAUDE!
249
00:09:31,304 --> 00:09:32,773
-HE'S GONNA DROP IT.
-YOU GOT THIS, CLAUDE.
250
00:09:32,773 --> 00:09:33,974
-YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
-KEEP GOING.
251
00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,308
-YOU OWN IT.
-YOU DON'T HAVE IT.
252
00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,110
Gary: YEAH, KEEP THAT BACK
STRAIGHT, CLAUDE!
253
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,112
YEAH, YOU GOT THIS!
254
00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:41,081
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
255
00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,116
Gary: NO, PICK IT UP.
CLAUDE, PICK IT UP!
256
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,318
YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS.
YOU HAVE FIVE -- CLAUDE?
257
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:46,920
CLAUDE.
258
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,121
HE'S GETTING IN A CAR.
259
00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:49,256
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES, ENGINE REVS ]
260
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:50,824
WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?
261
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,192
YOU LET ONE GET AWAY?
262
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:54,194
WE DID THE TRIAL
OF THE JUDGENING.
263
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,663
WELL, IT --
IT'S IN THE WITCHIPEDIA.
264
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:58,465
THIS WAS ADDED AN HOUR AGO
BY THAT DEMON.
265
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,835
SO, WE SHOULDN'T
"TAKE ALL DEMONS NAMED GARY,
266
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,772
PULL OUT HIS FINGERNAILS.
BABABOOEY."
267
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,206
"BABABOOEY."
268
00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,541
[ CHUCKLES ] DUMMIES.
269
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:13,180
YOU ARE GOING TO PROVIDE
EVERY INGREDIENT
270
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,549
FOR EVERY BEAUTY SPELL
IN THIS BOOK.
271
00:10:16,549 --> 00:10:18,151
AND THEN, LATER TONIGHT,
272
00:10:18,151 --> 00:10:23,156
WE ARE GONNA FLY OUR BROOMS
UP ALL OF YOUR ASSES.
273
00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:29,863
WE'LL SEE IF THAT DOESN'T
BRING YOUR PRECIOUS SATAN.
274
00:10:29,863 --> 00:10:31,865
IT WON'T.
275
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:35,035
-WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT!
-OHH!
276
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,804
[ EXCLAIMING ]
277
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:40,007
[ LAUGHS ]
278
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,743
[ SIGHS ]
HE'S NOT COMING, IS HE?
279
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,144
NO.
280
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:46,013
CLAUDE!
281
00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:47,881
GAH! RAAH!
282
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,049
[ GROANS ]
283
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,552
HEY.
THERE HE IS.
284
00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,722
HEY. HEY. HOW YOU DOING?
285
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:56,156
[ CHUCKLES ]
-HOW'S THE ORGY?
286
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,858
[ Muffled ]
IT WAS PRETTY GOOD.
287
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,159
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR TONGUE?
288
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,493
OH, IT'S SORE.
289
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,830
OH. OH!
I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ABOUT.
290
00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,332
ONCE YOU DIVE IN, YOU ARE
DOWN THERE FOR HOURS, RIGHT?
291
00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,234
-[ CHUCKLES ]
-HEY, YOU UP FOR NEXT YEAR?
292
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,069
-HMM?
-NEXT YEAR? THE ORGY?
293
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,071
THUMBS UP.
GIVE ME A THUMBS UP.
294
00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,406
YEAH. LET'S GO.
THUMBS UP.
295
00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:14,541
-[ CHUCKLES ]
-THUMB UP.
296
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:16,076
HEY.
DID YOU JUST FLIP ME OFF?
297
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,244
-NO.
-NO? YOU SURE?
298
00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,579
OH, NO. UNH-UNH.
NO.
299
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,082
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHY DON'T YOU SWEEP UP
AROUND HERE, HUH?
300
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,083
[ CHUCKLES ]
301
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,117
THANKS, BUDDY.
302
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,086
YEAH,
IT LOOKED LIKE IT.
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