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**
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BIG N WIDE!
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NEED YOU DOWN
AT PUBLISHING ASAP.
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HAVING A BOOK DRIVE.
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SHANE, LEO,
YOU'RE BOOKED, TOO.
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AW, SHIT.
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**
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BEHOLD.
"THE BAD BOOK" IS BACK.
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SO, WE'RE TROTTING OUT
THE NECRONOMICON AGAIN.
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NO, CLAUDE.
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THIS IS THE NEW-CRONOMICON.
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WHAT I DID IS I SPICED UP
THE ANCIENT TEXT A LITTLE BIT,
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AND, I, UH -- I ADDED
A TEENAGE-ROMANCE ANGLE,
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AND THEN I JUST SPRINKLED IN
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SOME WEREWOLVES,
SOME VAMPIRES. IT'S --
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SO, IS IT AVAILABLE
ON iPad AND KINDLE?
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NO, JUST FLESH.
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WELL, IF YOU SEND ME A FILE,
I CAN CONVERT --
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WHY DON'T YOU CONVERT THIS,
CLAUDE?
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ SCREAMS ]
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THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
DAMN STRAIGHT!
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NOW PARTNER UP, DEMONS!
YOU'RE GOING TOPSIDE IN 20!
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CLAUDE, YOU AND ME?
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UH, SORRY, GAR.
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I'M ALREADY
PAIRED UP WITH...
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Eddie,
do you have a partner?
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NO.
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I'M ALREADY PAIRED UP
WITH EDDIE.
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WE'RE TOGETHER.
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OH, UH, LOOKS LIKE MODOK
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DOESN'T HAVE A PARTNER.
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MODOK!
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MODOK!
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MODOK!
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GARY, WHY DON'T YOU, UH, PARTNER
UP WITH MODOK, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT DON'T LOOK HIM
IN THE EYE.
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IT'S A SIGN OF AGGRESSION.
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MODOK CAN'T READ!
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YOU WANTED SOME DIVERSITY
DOWN HERE.
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I BROUGHT
SOME OF THESE CAVE PEOPLE.
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We wanted women.
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IT'S NOT HIS FAULT
HE DIED A MILLION YEARS
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BEFORE JESUS CHRIST
WAS BORN.
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HOW'S THAT SUN GOD
WORKING OUT FOR YOU, MODOK?
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MODOK! MODOK!
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I SAID HOW'S THAT SUN --
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[ Laughing ] HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND
A THING I'M SAYING.
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HE'S GREAT.
[ GRUNTS ]
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AND, GENTLEMEN,
UH, ONE LAST THING --
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DO NOT OPEN THE BOOK.
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'CAUSE ONCE YOU START
READING IT, YOU CANNOT STOP.
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IT LITERALLY SUCKS YOU IN.
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EVERYBODY GRAB A BOX!
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HEAD TO THE HELL MOUTH!
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**
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Shh!
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[ RETCHING ]
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Shh, shh!
Shh, shh!
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[ GROWLING ]
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[ GROANS ]
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SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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OH, I'M AFRAID
OF HEIGHTS.
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HEY, THIS IS
A REALLY HIGH SHELF.
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I FOUND WHAT I NEEDED.
THANK YOU.
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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[ MOANING ]
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NO, THANKS.
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HI. WE'RE FROM THE CHURCH
OF LATTER DAY SAINTS,
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AND I WANTED TO SEE
IF YOU'D BE INTERESTED
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IN THE MORMON BIBLE.
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IS THAT HAIR?
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Y-YEAH. THAT'S A SCROTUM.
I'M SO SORRY.
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HE'S A FRESH COPY.
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[ GRUNTS ]
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MODOK!
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MODOK! MODOK!
MA'AM,
I NEED YOU TO HEAR ME OUT!
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MODOK!
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MODOK, PLEASE,
GET YOUR HANDS OFF
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THE AZALEA BUSHES,
ALL RIGHT?
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LISTEN, I JUST NEED YOU
NOT TO DO ANYTHING.
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I NEED YOU
NOT TO SAY ANYTHING.
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I NEED YOU TO TAKE
THAT NECKTIE OFF YOUR HEAD
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AND PUT IT AROUND YOUR NECK
LIKE A MORMON, ALL RIGHT?
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LET'S DO THIS.
WE GOT MORE PLACES TO HIT.
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MODOK BOOK READ.
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NO! NO, NO, NO.
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MODOK, IT'S BAD.
BOOK IS BAD, OKAY?
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MODOK NO READ BOOK.
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THAT'S RIGHT.
NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT.
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GARY READ BOOK.
GARY READ BOOK.
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NO.
READ BOOK, GARY.
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NO. SPECIFICALLY,
WE WERE TOLD --
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READ BOOK! READ BOOK!
READ BOOK!
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NO! [ SOBS ]
STOP IT!
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STOP HITTING ME,
ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL READ ONE.
I'LL READ ONE PAGE.
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"MEET ANNA FRANCELICA,
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A GIRL ON THE VERGE
OF HER 18th BIRTHDAY,
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WHEN TEENAGE GIRLS
ARE MADE ILLEGAL,
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AND LOVE IS ON THE RUN."
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THAT'S A HELL OF A HOOK.
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HEY, BRO, BIG RED --
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HE DON'T LIKE
YOU READING THE BOOK, MAN.
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YEAH,
WE'RE NOT GONNA READ IT.
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WE MIGHT SKIM IT.
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Gary: "THE SIGN LOOMED OVER
HER LITHE FRAME.
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IT READ 'BANISHMENT ISLAND
STRAIGHT AHEAD'
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IN BOLD, BLOCK LETTERS.
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ANNA FRANCELICA SIGHED.
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SHE KNEW TODAY,
SHE WAS TO TURN 18 --
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THE DAY THAT SHE'D BECOME
AN ENEMY OF THE STATE."
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WHOA!
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CLARISSA MEAN.
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JAX MATE WITH ANNA,
NO CLARISSA.
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I KNOW,
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
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JAX IS A VAMPIRE.
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ANNA'S FATHER
HUNTS VAMPIRES.
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WE LEARNED THAT
IN CHAPTER SIX.
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?
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NO.
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT,
GARY?
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NO, MODOK.
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WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS.
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?
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NO!
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?
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I WILL NOT BE PUSHED AGAIN.
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!
WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!
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I DO NOT APPRECIATE
YOUR TONE.
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!
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NO, MODOK,
I NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN
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BEFORE WE CAN HAVE
A CONVERSATION.
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WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!
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MODOK, MODOK --
WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?!
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
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WE WILL READ UP UNTIL
THE FISH MONSTER WOULD COME OUT,
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OKAY,
AND THAT'S IT, ALL RIGHT?
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[ LAUGHS ]
THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
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I WANT TO READ IT, TOO,
ANYWAY.
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I'M TELLING YOU, MAN,
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YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT'S INSIDE ME RIGHT NOW.
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"THE RISE
OF WOLFGANG RAGE-KISS."
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WHO WOLFGANG RAGE-KISS?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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[ SCREAMS ]
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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"JAX AND ANNA LAID TOGETHER
IN THE STRAW,
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THEIR NAKED LIMBS INTERTWINED."
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WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?
YOU LIE TOGETHER.
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YOU DON'T LAY TOGETHER.
WHO PROOFED THIS THING?
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WELL, I TOOK "LAY" TO MEAN
THEY BOTH GOT LAID, YOU KNOW?
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NO MAN IS GONNA READ THIS.
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IT'S JUST GONNA BE A BUNCH
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OF MIDDLE-AGED HOUSEWIVES
IN HELL NOW.
[ GLASSES CLINKING ]
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AND THAT'S A BAD THING?
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HE TOLD ME I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO PUT IT DOWN.
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I'M LITERALLY
PUTTING IT DOWN.
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[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
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YEAH?
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GARY: Claude,
thank God I caught you.
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I got sucked into the book --
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I DON'T CARE.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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CLAUDE, CLAUDE?
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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
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ALL RIGHT! OKAY, OKAY!
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WE ALL WORK
FOR THE SAME PEOPLE.
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HERE.
TAKE A LOOK AT MY BADGE.
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[ RETRACTABLE BELT ZIPPING ]
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OH, WHY DID YOU READ
THE BOOK?
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DIDN'T THEY EXPLICITLY STATE
NOT TO READ THE BOOK?
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OH!
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OH, SO WE'RE IN
NECRO-MERICA RIGHT NOW?
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MM-HMM.
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SO THAT'S WHERE
THE TEENAGE GIRLS ARE SENT
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WHEN THEY ARE MADE ILLEGAL?
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YES.
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WHAT THE...
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CAME AS FAST AS I--
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[ GRUNTS ]
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[ GRUNTING ]
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MODOK.
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MODOK, MODOK!
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THAT'S JAX LONGSTRAW!
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THAT'S JAX LONGSTRAW!
HE'S THE HERO.
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JAX?
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YEAH, IT'S JAX.
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NO.
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[ CRIES OUT ]
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JAX WAS SUPPOSED TO
MEET ANNA RIGHT HERE TONIGHT
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AT THE APEX OF THE TWO MOONS
OF GONDOR.
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WHEN IS THAT EXACTLY?
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Anna: [ Echoing ] JAX?
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JAX, WHERE ARE YOU?
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AW, SHIT.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Woman:
VOMIT AND VOMIT AND VOMIT.
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IT'S NOT ONE OF MY BOOKS.
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Man: BAPTIST CHURCH OFFICIALS
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HAVE ORGANIZED
A BOOK BARBECUE
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TO DEAL WITH THE OFFENSIVE,
MYSTERIOUS FLESH BOOKS.
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AND IF YOU'VE GOT ANY RAP CDs
THAT TALKS ABOUT BUTTS
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OR COPIES OF JUDY BLUME'S
"SUPERFUDGE,"
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WE'LL BURN THOSE FOR YOU,
AS WELL.
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[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
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WE JUST WASTED OUR TIME.
HELP ME MAKE THE BED.
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MY GOD!
GARY'S IN ONE OF THOSE BOOKS!
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[ KNOCKING CONTINUES ]
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STOP KNOCKING!
WE'RE STILL CLEANING!
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JAX, ARE YOU THERE?
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[ Deep voice ] HEY.
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WHO ARE YOU?
WHERE'S JAX?
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MY NAME'S
MAX STEELCASTLE.
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I'M THE NEW BOY
IN SCHOOL.
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THIS IS MY FRIEND,
MODOK...FURCASTLE.
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[ Normal voice ] AND HE'S GONNA
PUT THAT LOG DOWN RIGHT NOW.
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RIGHT, MODOK?
PUT THAT LOG DOWN, MODOK.
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[ Deep voice ]
HE'S ALSO NEW AT SCHOOL.
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W-WE COME
FROM DIFFERENT FAMILIES.
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YOU KNOW,
WE'RE NOT A PACKAGE DEAL.
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I TAKE CARE OF HIM
'CAUSE HE'S DEAF.
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[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
SUN GOD!
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IT'S JUST A PHONE, MODOK!
SUN GOD!
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IT'S JUST A PHONE.
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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
HA! SCREW YOUR ASS.
[ LAUGHS ]
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WHY ARE YOU WEARING
JAX'S LETTER JACKET?
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[ Deep voice ] UH, BECAUSE I WAS
CHILLY AND HE'S A COOL GUY.
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AND, ALSO,
THE ESTROGOTHS ABDUCTED HIM.
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WE MUST GO SAVE HIM
FROM THE ESTROGOTHS.
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NO, NO, NO. I'M SORRY.
I MEANT TO SAY THAT HE'S DEAD.
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HE'S DEAD.
HIS BODY'S OVER THERE.
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-JAX!
-NO, NO, NO, NO. WAIT, NO.
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WAIT. ANNA, NO.
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HE'S UNDER LEAVES.
239
00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,593
HE'S -- HE'S ASLEEP
WITH THE FLOWER BABIES.
240
00:09:19,627 --> 00:09:24,497
BUT HE SAID
RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED THAT, UH,
241
00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:26,566
I'M SUPPOSED TO
MAKE OUT WITH YOU.
242
00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,335
BUT THE PROPHESY SAID
THAT WE WOULD BE TOGETHER FOR--
243
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:29,569
I KNOW, I KNOW.
244
00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:32,139
THAT'S THE OLD PROPHESY,
AND IT'S DUMB.
245
00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,340
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
246
00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,408
I HAVE
ALL THESE YOUNG-ADULT,
247
00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:38,045
YET STILL TEENAGE,
MIXED-UP EMOTIONS.
248
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:42,149
HEY,
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
249
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,252
What happens next in the book
that I should do?
250
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:46,820
IT'S RUINED AT THIS POINT.
251
00:09:46,854 --> 00:09:48,989
[ RINGTONE PLAYS ]
252
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,357
WHAT IS IT, CLAUDE?
253
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,526
THEY'RE BURNING THE BOOKS, GARY,
WITH YOU IN THEM!
254
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:55,362
Big Queso: EDDIE, OVER HERE!
255
00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:57,998
I'M IN THE PILE,
AND I GOT GARY IN ME!
256
00:09:58,031 --> 00:10:00,868
[ SCREAMING ]
257
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:01,802
IT'S RAINING GAS!
258
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:03,470
THE ESTROGOTHS
HAVE FOUND ME!
259
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,305
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THEY'RE JUST SOUTHERN BAPTISTS.
260
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,373
THEY'RE A LITTLE WEIRD.
261
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,875
[ SCREAMING ]
262
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:11,011
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
263
00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:15,548
ALLOW ME TO READ A SNIPPET
264
00:10:15,582 --> 00:10:20,253
FROM THIS DEFILED,
DEVIANT SKIN-BACK.
265
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,856
SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO READ
CHAPTER 13.
266
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:25,926
WE CAN ALL GET OUT
ON WOLFGANG'S BACK.
267
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:27,094
ANNA, GRAB MY HAND!
268
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,430
OH, SURE. EVERYONE WANTS TO
BE WITH ME NOW.
269
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:34,234
WHERE WERE YOU
IN SEVENTH GRADE?
270
00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:37,370
"THE RISE OF WOLFGANG --"
271
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,873
[ SCREAMING ]
272
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,843
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
273
00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,350
ANNA. HUH!
274
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,152
ARE YOU OKAY, BABY?
275
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,253
[ LAUGHS ]
276
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,387
OH, MY GOD!
277
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,356
IT'S A DEMON! GET HIM!
278
00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,827
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING ]
279
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:12,740
[ SCREAMING ]
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