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>> HELP! HELP!
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THIS SUCKS!
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AH! OH-HO! OH!
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>> SO, WHAT I'M GONNA NEED YOU
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TO DO IS...
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ALPHABETIZE ALL THESE BONES.
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ALL RIGHT?
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SO, YOU TAKE A BONE WHEN IT'S
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AWAY FROM ITS HOME -- 'CAUSE YOU
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SEE THAT BONE OVER BY MY
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KEYBOARD OVER THERE...
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>> YEAH.
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>> THAT'S NOT HOME.
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THAT BONE...
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>> THIS IS THE HOME. YEP.
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>> ...FEELS LOST.
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IT NEEDS TO GO IN ITS HOME,
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WHICH IS ONE OF THESE DIFFERENT,
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DISTINCT CARTONS.
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ONE IS AN "N-T" CARTON.
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ONE IS A "U-Z" CARTON.
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I HAVE AN "A-M" ONE THAT'S MORE
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IN THE WORKS RIGHT NOW.
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IF YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND GRAB A
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CARTON AND JUST WRITE "A-M" ON
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THE CARTON...
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>> RIGHT.
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>> AND THEN GO THROUGH THE "N-T"
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AND THE "U-Z" CARTONS.
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>> LOOK FOR THE BONES THAT
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SHOULD BE IN THE "A-M."
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>> I -- YEAH.
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>> EVERY BONE HAS ITS HOME.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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>> YOU DON'T NEED A PNEUMONIC
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DEVICE TO REMEMBER TO PUT THE
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BONES...
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>> PUT THE BONE...IN ITS HOME.
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SO, FOR EXAMPLE, LIKE, WHY IS
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THAT BONE IN THIS BOX?
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>> IT'S THE TIBIA.
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>> IT'S A THIGHBONE.
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>> EITHER WAY, IT STARTS WITH
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"T."
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>> I'M JUST TRYING TO STRESS
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THIS 'CAUSE I KNOW, LIKE, IT
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SEEMS SIMPLE.
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IF YOU SEE A BONE OUT THAT'S
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NOT IN ONE OF THE BONE CARTONS,
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PUT IT IN THE APPROPRIATE
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BONE CARTON.
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OKAY?
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OH, GOOD. SHANE'S HERE.
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>> HERE THEY ARE.
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[ LITE JAZZ PLAYS ]
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>> HOO!
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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>> THAT IS FUN.
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>> OHH.
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>> WHERE ARE WE?
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>> [ GROANS ]
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THIS IS WHERE MY GIRLFRIEND
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WORKS.
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>> OH, SO YOU'RE DATING AN EARTH
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GIRL, HUH?
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NICE!
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>> YEAH, GARY. I "DATE" HER.
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RIGHT HERE EVERY TUESDAY, I DATE
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HER LIKE A BIG BASS DRUM.
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I DATE HER OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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>> SLAM IT DOWN!
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SLAM IT DOWN!
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[ Chuckling ] I KNOW WHAT THAT'S
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LIKE.
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YEAH.
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"DATING" HER.
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SO, WHO'S THE LUCKY LADY?
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>> YO TELL ME.
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>> IS THAT DENISE?
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[ Echoing ] DENISE?
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AND THEN IT TURNS OUT IT WASN'T
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HIM.
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IT WASN'T DAVE MATTHEWS.
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YEAH, IT WAS JUST...
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A MEXICAN.
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>> HUH. NICE.
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>> HOW'S YOUR PANINI?
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>> IT'S, UH...IT'S GROSS.
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I'M ACTUALLY GONNA DUMP IT.
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>> NO, NO. NO, NO.
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DON'T -- DON'T, UH, DON'T THROW
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IT OUT.
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YOU SHOULD...
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YOU SHOULD OPEN THE BUN.
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>> UM...OKAY.
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>> JUST CHECK UNDER THE BUN.
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LOOK UNDER THE BUN.
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>> OKAY. OKAY. THERE WE GO.
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OKAY.
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>> MAYBE, SEE...
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>> WHAT?
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>> JUST DIG AROUND IN THE CRAB
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MEAT, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT.
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JUST DIG AROUND IN THE CRAB
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MEAT.
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DO YOU SEE IT?
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>> OH, NO.
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>> OHH...
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>> DENISE...
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>> GARY, DON'T DO IT.
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>> ...WILL YOU MAKE ME THE --
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I'M SORRY.
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WILL YOU MAKE ME THE WORLD'S
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HAPPIEST MAN?
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[ Echoing ] MAN?
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[ Sobbing ] I'M SO HAPPY THAT
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YOU'RE HAPPY THAT YOU FOUND
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SOMEONE WHO MAKES YOU HAPPY.
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>> WHO? CRAB MEAT?
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NAH, SHE'S JUST A PIECE OF ASS.
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>> YEAH, CRAB MEAT'S JUST A
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PIECE OF ASS.
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>> BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE?
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THIS HOUSE.
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THE SEX IS INCREDIBLE!
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I'M TELLIN' YA.
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OH!
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>> WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BUY --
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SEEMS TO HAVE, UM, A REALLY
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SOLID FLOW FOR ENTERTAINING.
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>> YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT PAYING
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$265,000 FOR THIS DUMP.
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THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GONNA HAUNT IT
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FOR ME.
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NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LIVE HERE.
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NO ONE -- YOU UNDERSTAND ME? --
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CAN BUY THIS PLACE.
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'CAUSE I'M GONNA KEEP BANGING
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YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND HERE ON THIS
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POLISHED GRANITE.
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>> SHE'S HERE. OH.
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UM, HOW DO I -- HOW DO I LOOK?
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DO I LOOK GOOD?
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>> YOU LOOK INVISIBLE, DUMB ASS.
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LISTEN TO ME.
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I FORBID YOU TO EVER, FOREVER
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APPEAR TO HER IN ANY DIMENSION.
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YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
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>> WHAT IF I JUST EXPLAIN TO
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HER, LIKE, WHAT YOUR PLAN IS?
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WHAT YOUR --
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>> NO.
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NO, HERE'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAUNT THIS PLACE
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FOR ME, OKAY?
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I WANT TO DO THE WHOLE NINE
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YARDS HERE.
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I WANT A RIVER OF BILE.
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I WANT BLOOD ON THE WALLS.
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I NEED A GHOST IN THIS CABINET.
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PEOPLE GOING IN AND OUT OF THE
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TELEVISION.
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CLICHé, BUT IT WORKS.
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>> BAM! BOOM!
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AND JUST LIKE THAT, HE'S INSIDE
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THE TV.
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SO EASY, A CHILD COULD DO IT.
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JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T PUT
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HIM INSIDE THE TV YOU'RE
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WATCHING RIGHT NOW.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
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>> JUST A COUPLE OF KIDS.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
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>> [ MOANING ]
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[ LAUGHING ]
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>> [ LAUGHING ]
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>> [ SOBBING ]
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>> OH, SATAN!
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OH, YEAH!
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>> NO!
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>> NO, NO!
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[ ECHOING LAUGHTER ]
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[ TAP ON WALL ]
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>> GARY?
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>> UNH! AAH!
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OH, JESUS CHRIST!
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>> HOW'S THAT, UH...
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HOW'S THAT CONDO THING GOING,
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MAN?
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>> IT'S GOOD.
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IT'S GOING GOOD. YEAH.
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YEAH, I'M GONNA GO, UH, HAUNT IT
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AT NOON.
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>> DUDE, IT'S 2:30.
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>> WHAT?
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>> SMOOTH, POLISHED GRANITE.
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>> I LOVE THE UPDATED KITCHEN.
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>> BOOGADY BANG!
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>> SO, IN MY OPINION, THE DINING
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ROOM...
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>> LOOK! IT'S BLOOD!
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IT'S BLOOD! IT'S BLOOD!
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IT'S DRIPPY BLOOD.
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WHY AREN'T YOU BLOOD?
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>> ...TRACK LIGHTING, PARQUET
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FLOORS.
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>> OH, IS -- IS THIS STANDARD,
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OR IS THIS AN UPGRADE?
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>> THIS?
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NO, THIS IS THE UPGRADE.
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>> YOU GOT FLOATING REFRIGERATOR
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MAGNETS!
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>> WOULD YOU MIND IF WE TALK
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PRIVATELY?
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JUST FOR A MOMENT.
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>> WE JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE
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UPSTAIRS ONE MORE TIME.
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>> GO FOR IT.
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I'M HERE IF YOU HAVE ANY
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QUESTIONS.
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>> NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
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THE UPSTAIRS IS VERY BAD FOR
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ENTERTAINING.
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FOUR LITTLE GIRLS WERE
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DISMEMBERED IN THAT UPSTAIRS
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ROOM!
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DENISE.
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HEY.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME,
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BUT I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT US
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A LOT.
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AND I'VE BEEN WORKING OUT.
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AND I WANT US TO BE TOGETHER --
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YOU AND ME FOREVER IN HELL.
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>> WE LOVE IT, AND WE'RE
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PREPARED TO MAKE AN OFFER.
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>> YES!
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THAT'S A GREAT CHOICE, YOU GUYS.
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>> NO!
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>> YOU GUYS ARE MAKING THE RIGHT
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CHOICE!
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I LOVE IT!
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>> NO!
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>> THEY PUT AN OFFER ON THE
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CONDO?
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>> BUT YOU CAN TELL, JUST BY
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LOOKING AT HER, THAT WE STILL
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HAVE, LIKE -- IT'S A HEAT.
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IT'S THE HOT FIRE!
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>> IF THAT COUPLE CLOSES ON THAT
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CONDO, SATAN IS GONNA LOSE HIS
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MIND!
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>> I JUST GOT TO SEE HER, LIKE,
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ONE MORE TIME, YOU KNOW?
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I KNOW THAT SHE MOVED ON.
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I GET THAT.
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I'M HAPPY FOR HER.
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AND THAT'S GOOD.
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BUT I JUST GOT TO SAY GOODBYE TO
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HER.
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IT'S FOR US. IT'S FOR CLOSURE.
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>> "GARY WILL BE UNABLE TO
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APPEAR BEFORE OR TALK TO DENISE
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EVER AGAIN FOR ALL TIME AND ALL
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DIMENSIONS."
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>> COME ON!
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ALL RIGHT?
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FIVE MINUTES.
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YOU ARE MY INTERN, SO YOU JUST
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NEED TO FIND A LOOPHOLE IN
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WHATEVER THESE SO-CALLED...
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PAPERS ARE.
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>> OKAY.
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YOU COU DEMONICALLY POSSESS
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ANOTHER PERSON AND TALK TO HER
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THAT WAY, BUT THAT'S SOME
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SERIOUS LEVEL-5 [BLEEP]
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>> There's levels?
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>> Yes.
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>> How many levels?
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>> Okay, listen.
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Here's some possession gel,
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okay?
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But you didn't get it from me.
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>> Where did you get it from?
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>> This was in your office.
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Just...watch the videos.
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>> COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN.
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JUST FOR AN HOUR. ALL RIGHT?
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I'LL BE IN. I'LL BE OUT.
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YOU'LL BARELY EVEN KNOW I'M
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THERE.
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>> I WANT A 3-FOOT DONG.
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>> [ SIGHS ]
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FINE. YEAH. OKAY.
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YEAH, I MEAN, YOU'LL DESTROY A
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WOMAN, BUT, UH, I'LL SEE WHAT I
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CAN DO.
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HERE -- POSSESSION GEL.
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EHHHHHH!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I JUST GOT TO RUB IT IN YOUR
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SCALP.
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>> MY MANAGER TOOK TODAY OFF,
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SO, UH, I GUESS THAT MAKES ME
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THE BOSS.
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[ THUD ]
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[ SCREAM IN DISTANCE ]
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>> UGHH!
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>> [ MOANS ]
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>> JUST KEEP IT CHILL.
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>> YEAH, THIS IS CHILL.
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I CAN'T EVEN WALK UP THE STEPS.
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GUAAAAH!
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>> LIFT YOUR KNEES.
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>> SO, THE PLAN IS, YOU'RE GONNA
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TELL DENISE THAT YOU POSSESSED
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MY BODY SO YOU CAN TAKE HER TO
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GO PLAY MINIATURE GOLF?
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>> I TOLD YOU -- I DON'T KNOW IF
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THE COURSE IS GONNA BE OPEN,
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ALL RIGHT?
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SO JUST BE COOL!
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JUST KNOCK NORMAL.
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KNOCK NORMAL!
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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
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Shh! Shh!
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OKAY. OKAY.
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NOW, REPEAT AFTER ME.
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>> OHH.
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>> "DENISE, THIS IS GARY,
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POSSESSING THE BODY OF LUCAS,
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AND I THINK WE NEED TO GIVE US
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ANOTHER CHANCE."
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>> NAAH TACH ACH! GLAAAH!
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>> COME ON!
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>> GAAAAAAH!
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>> YOU'RE BLOWING THIS FOR ME!
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>> GAAAH!
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>> WAIT, WAIT, BABY.
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WAIT, WAIT, BABY!
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BABY, WE NEED TO TALK!
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HEY, WHY DIDN'T WE --
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>> GAAAAAH!
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>> HAVE WE TRIED OPENING THE
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DOOR YET?
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>> HAAAH!
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>> SO...
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CLAUDE TELLS ME THAT, UH, YOU
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TOOK POSSESSION GEL SO THAT YOU
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COULD GO VISIT MY GIRLFRIEND.
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>> WELL, THAT...
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THAT IS A...LIE.
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>> GARY, I ASKED YOU TO DO ONE
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THING -- HAUNT MY BONE GARDEN.
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NOW, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE
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MAGGOTS, HUH?
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>> I JUST THINK THAT MAGGOTS ARE
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CLICHé.
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IS THAT YOUR VOICE? YOU KNOW?
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DO THEY --
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>> LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE
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MAGGOTS.
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PULL OUT YOUR DICK.
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>> NO, YOU WANT TO SEE
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SOMETHING?
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YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO?
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YEAH, I'LL MAKE SOME MAGGOTS.
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I'M-A MAKE IT RAIN SOME MAGGOTS
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ON A -- ON A LADY THAT I USED TO
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LOVE.
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>> MAGGOT DISGUSTING.
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MAGGOT TERRIFYING.
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ONE, TWO, THREE...
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[ DING ]
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MAGGOT HAPPEN!
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AN ARMY OF TERRIFYING...
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>> MAGGOT HAPPEN.
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>> MAGGOT HAPPEN.
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>> MAGGOT HAPPEN.
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>> HE'S DOING SOMETHING WEIRD
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WITH HIS WRIST.
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WAIT.
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>> HE'S, LIKE, FLIPPING HIS ARM
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OR SOMETHING.
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>> YEAH.
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>> WHOA!
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LOOK! I GOT A BUNCH OF MAGGOTS!
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>> WHAT?
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>> HOW'S YOURS COMING?
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>> GIMME THOSE MAGGOTS.
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>> WH--
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>> I WANT TH-- I NEED THESE
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MAGGOTS!
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>> HOLD ON A MINUTE.
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WHERE'S MY DONG?
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>> OH, MY GOD.
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HERE.
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GIMME THE MAGGOTS.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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IT'S SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY
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ATTACH OR SOMETHING?
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>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
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WHY DON'T YOU READ THE
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INSTRUCTIONS?
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THEY'RE WRITTEN IN [BLEEP] ON
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THE SIDE.
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ALL RIGHT? I GOT TO GO.
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WE'LL TALK ABOUT THIS LATER.
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>> THESE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS ON
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HOW TO MAKE THE BOX!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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>> NO!
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NO, DENISE!
416
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DENISE!
417
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[ Sobbing ] NO!
418
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DENISE!
419
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>> THE SEX IS GOOD, BUT SHE
420
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TALKS AFTERWARDS.
421
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I'M SO BORED. SO BORED.
422
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SO I [BLEEP] BURNED THE HOUSE
423
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DOWN.
424
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>> [ Crying ] AH HA HA HA...
425
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HUH HUH HUH HUH HO HO HO HO...
426
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>> IT'S FUNNY, RIGHT?
427
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>> [ Laughing ] COOL, YEAH.
428
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:04,772
>> THAT'S FUNNY.
429
00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:05,438
>> YEAH, THAT'S SO FUNNY.
430
00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:07,040
>> YOU KNOW, BROADS LIKE THAT, I
431
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,441
TELL YOU, YOU JUST GOT TO CUT IT
432
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:09,176
CLEAN, MAN.
433
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,778
>> YEAH. YEAH.
434
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,412
[ SOBBING QUIETLY ]
435
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,280
>> I GOT TO GO.
436
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,281
UM...
437
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,051
HEY, GARY...
438
00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:21,021
TAKE A BREAK.
439
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:21,855
>> I'M GOOD, ACTUALLY.
440
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:22,522
I DON'T NEED TO TAKE ONE.
441
00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,758
>> GARY, LOOK AT ME. LOOK AT ME.
442
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:25,525
YOU NEED A BREAK.
443
00:10:25,525 --> 00:10:26,193
COME ON.
444
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,194
>> RIGHT ON. YEAH.
445
00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:28,061
LET'S DO THIS.
446
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,362
>> YEAH, YEAH. LET'S DO IT.
447
00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,198
COME ON.
448
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:32,365
[ SIGHS ]
449
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,767
LONG DAY.
450
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:34,868
>> YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GOOD.
451
00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,036
I DON'T THINK I NEED TO GO FOR A
452
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:36,303
BREAK.
453
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:37,204
>> NO, NO, NO. NO, NO.
454
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GARY, GARY, THIS IS WHY WE HAVE
455
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A BREAK ROOM -- FOR MOMENTS LIKE
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THIS.
457
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,275
>> I JUST FEEL THAT MY PASSION
458
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IS MY WORK AND THAT TAKING A
459
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BREAK IS LIKE TAKING A BREAK
460
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FROM MY PASSION.
461
00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,446
>> TOO MUCH WORK MAKES --
462
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>> WAIT -- LET ME JUST SAY HELLO
463
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TO MY FRIEND JASON OVER IN
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RAPES.
465
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:49,549
>> UH, GARY.
466
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GARY.
467
00:10:51,551 --> 00:10:53,086
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO MISS.
468
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,288
>> OH! BREAK ROOM!
469
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,792
I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A WHILE.
470
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,227
WHOA-HO-HO! WHOA! WHOA.
471
00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,095
THOSE ARE...REALLY WHIRRING,
472
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:02,495
HUH?
473
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,096
>> LET'S GO.
474
00:11:03,096 --> 00:11:04,131
I GOT TO GET UP TO A MEETING.
475
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:04,898
MOVE IT ALONG HERE.
476
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,300
>> ALL RIGHT.
477
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,401
WHOA!
478
00:11:08,401 --> 00:11:09,970
OH, MAN.
479
00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,004
THAT ALMOST GOT ME THAT TIME.
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00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:13,106
WHAAAAAAAAAH!
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00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,674
AAAAAAH!
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