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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:29,040 ANNOUNCER: ...The Minnesota Pee Wee Championship is up for grabs. 2 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:31,160 Both teams playing like there’s no tomorrow. 3 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:32,640 Duluth, in the Hawks’ zone, 4 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,200 looking for a chance to win it. Only a few seconds remain. 5 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:38,080 There’s a pass out to the blue line. Intercepted by Gordon Bombay! 6 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:40,400 Bombay! He’s got a breakaway. 7 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:43,120 Across the blue line all alone for a chance to win the game! 8 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,000 He’s pulled down from behind by Fox of Duluth. 9 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:49,240 Fox definitely pulled him down from behind and this could be... 10 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,880 Yes, the referee calls for a penalty shot. 11 00:00:52,080 --> 00:00:53,200 What a game! 12 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,200 Hi, Gordon, it’s up to you. 13 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:08,640 I don’t wanna see any goats around here after the game. 14 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:11,520 You got it? Now, you miss this shot... 15 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:15,160 you’re not just lettin’ me down, you’re lettin’ your team down too. 16 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,040 ANNOUNCER: A pressure situation he’s in now. 17 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,240 The 1973 Pee Wee State Championship 18 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:47,400 now rests on the little shoulders of number nine, Gordon Bombay. 19 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:50,200 (CHEERING) 20 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:58,800 CROWD: (CHANTING) Gordon! Gordon! 21 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:03,640 Gordon! Gordon! Gordon! 22 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,280 Let’s go, son! All right! 23 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:40,720 (CROWD CHEERING) 24 00:02:40,880 --> 00:02:42,560 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 25 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:02,040 ANNOUNCER: He hit the goalpost, with a chance to win the game! 26 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:03,320 What a heartbreaker! 27 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,400 Little Gordon Bombay had the chance... 28 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:48,000 All my client did was attempt to give you what you wanted! 29 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,360 Isn’t that right? 30 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:52,560 This man put his neck on the line for your greed. 31 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:54,440 Objection. Your Honor? 32 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,120 Will both counsellors approach the bench? 33 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,880 MAN: What’s he doing? 34 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,120 (WHISPERING) I don’t have anything to tell you. 35 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:06,360 I just wanna make them wait. 36 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:08,840 So nod like I’m saying something important. 37 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,080 -Mr. Bombay? -Gordon, what are you doing? 38 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,960 -Get out there and be my lawyer. -Perfect. 39 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:17,120 This drives him nuts and I love it. 40 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:22,240 Nice tie, Frank. You wore that yesterday, didn’t ya? 41 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:25,200 Oh, Mr. Bombay, I’m so glad you could make it. 42 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,720 Please restrict yourself to a relevant cross-examination! 43 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,160 Your Honor, the applicability of societal intent, 44 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,600 vis-a-vis individual action is well established. 45 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,440 I’m citing Minneapolis V. Higgins, 46 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,600 in which the appellant court overruled a judge 47 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:42,400 who disallowed similar testimony. 48 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,840 Now, if I’m not mistaken, that was... you. 49 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,040 Wasn’t it, Judge Weathers? 50 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:53,400 I stand corrected, counsellor. Objection overruled. 51 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,280 FRANK: Oh, you really stooped to an all-time low on this, Bombay. 52 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:01,040 BOMBAY: I’m insulted by that, Frank. You have no idea how low I can stoop. 53 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,680 I mean, I don’t mind losing. I would just like to lose fair. 54 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,720 Losing fair is still losing, Frank. Gotta go for the "W" every time. 55 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:09,640 And what about justice? That man should be in jail. 56 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,520 It was your job to put him there. Don’t take it out on me! 57 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,640 Next time, do your job, Frankie boy. 58 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,760 -30 and 0! I remain undefeated. -What about the Frazier case? 59 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:21,920 We don’t count that one because I scored with the court reporter. 60 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,360 The one you said had the intelligent body? 61 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,640 That’s the one. 62 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:26,640 -No calls on the Duck phone? -Not yet. 63 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:29,000 What’s he waiting for? I saw him in the back of the courtroom. 64 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,640 How about some kudos here, huh? 65 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,280 Mr. Tolbert dropped off ringside seats for tonight’s North Stars game. 66 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:35,880 Hockey? (BLOWS RASPBERRY) Forget it! 67 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,320 Gordon, here’s the research for the Pearlstein Project. 68 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,040 -Can you get started? -Jane! 69 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,040 Can’t you see I’m reveling here? Today I’m 30 and 0! 70 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,880 -30 and one. -Type, Jeannie, don’t speak. 71 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,040 -(PHONE RINGS) -Mr. Bombay’s office. 72 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:54,960 Yes. It’s Ducksworth. You’re right. He wants to see you. 73 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:58,520 Ha-ha-ha! Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! 74 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:03,200 It was nothing, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth. 75 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,640 (DOOR CLOSES) 76 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,400 Gordon, another fine job today. 77 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:11,600 -Thank you, sir. -Just one thing. 78 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:15,080 Score. Don’t spike. 79 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,840 I’m not sure I understand what you mean, sir. 80 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,840 This is a business. It isn’t a game. 81 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:24,080 Next time, a little restraint might be in order. 82 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,880 (TIRES SCREECH) 83 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,440 (MUSIC PLAYING) Hey, man, get off my back 84 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,960 I’m doin’ the best I can, yeah 85 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:44,280 You bust my neck Cut no slack 86 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,520 Forget your fellow man Yeah, yeah, uh-huh 87 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,560 (SIREN BLARES) 88 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,080 COP: Pull your vehicle over to the right, now! 89 00:06:52,280 --> 00:06:53,600 This is not good. 90 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,280 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 91 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,680 -Hey, man, whoa yeah yeah -COP: License, please. 92 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,360 -Could you turn down the stereo? -Sure. 93 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,440 I guess it was a widdle noisy. 94 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,920 A "widdle"? 95 00:07:13,760 --> 00:07:15,280 Okay, I’m taking you down to precinct. 96 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:16,560 Breath, blood or urine? 97 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:19,280 No, thanks, I’m full. (CHUCKLES) 98 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,320 COP: Okay, out of the car. Now. 99 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,760 (SIGHS) 100 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,880 The charges against Mr. Bombay are driving under the influence, 101 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:30,800 driving with an open container and reckless endangerment. 102 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:33,720 (CHUCKLES) And to think I almost stayed home this morning. 103 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,720 I assume you’re representing yourself? 104 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,000 Twelve moving violations in three years? 105 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:41,440 How do you still have a license? 106 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,080 Okay, let’s talk business. What am I facing? 107 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:46,400 Suspension of license? Fines? What? 108 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:48,760 Yes, unless the D.A.’s office 109 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,720 will allow you to plead guilty to lesser charges. 110 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,280 But that’s solely up to the prosecutor. 111 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:56,200 The city of Minneapolis does not wish to pursue a plea bargain 112 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:57,880 in this case, Your Honor. 113 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,240 -Hmm. -Gotta go for the "W," right, Gordo? 114 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:04,240 The defendant is released on his own recognizance. 115 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:10,920 Mr. Ducksworth. What are you doing here? 116 00:08:12,280 --> 00:08:15,000 I own the place. How about you? 117 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:18,080 Just goin’ over a few cases. RICOH Statute stuff. 118 00:08:18,240 --> 00:08:21,200 Oh, I thought you might be researching your defense 119 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,880 against D.U.I. and reckless endangerment. 120 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,560 Did you think I wouldn’t find out, Gordon? 121 00:08:28,040 --> 00:08:30,840 There was no reason to concern you with it, sir. They have no case. 122 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,680 Frank Huddy just wants my scalp. 123 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:34,520 I found a loophole. I’m gonna plead not guilty... 124 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,280 Gordon, stop it. There’s not going to be a loophole. 125 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,600 There’s not going to be a trial. I am not going to have you drag 126 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,760 this firm’s good name through the mud. 127 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,680 I’ve talked to Judge Weathers 128 00:08:44,880 --> 00:08:47,440 and he has agreed to suspend the disposition of your case. 129 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:48,600 Under what conditions? 130 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,320 Probation, suspension of your driver’s license, 131 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:53,480 and 500 hours of community service. 132 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:56,000 And a leave of absence from the firm. 133 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:59,360 A leave of absence? He can’t do that. 134 00:08:59,520 --> 00:09:02,560 -He can’t stop me from working! -He’s not. I am. 135 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,040 That was my condition. Gordon, you need a break. 136 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:10,480 -You’re too wrapped up in your work. -But, sir, my work is my life. 137 00:09:10,640 --> 00:09:12,640 That’s just my point. 138 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:15,080 The community service will do you good. 139 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:19,280 It’ll teach you compassion, a sense of fair play, how to fit in. 140 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:23,200 -Community service? This is horrible. -You’ll get used to it. 141 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,200 And hopefully, you’ll come back a better person 142 00:09:25,360 --> 00:09:26,480 and a better attorney, 143 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,560 which is why I’m keeping you on salary 144 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:30,720 and have arranged a driver for you. 145 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,120 You know, in the early ’70s, 146 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,760 I drove the tour bus for The Grand Funk Railroad. 147 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,400 Man, that was the life. Chicks, parties, 148 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:41,600 amps cranked up to about eight jillion decibels. 149 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,400 Doctor said all that loud music damaged my hearing, 150 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,680 but I got no regrets. Except for the ’80s. 151 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,920 -(CHUCKLES) -How could he do this to me? 152 00:09:49,080 --> 00:09:52,080 Community service... coaching hockey! 153 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,680 I found one! I’m comin’ out! 154 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,280 BOY: Karp, you finally found something for once in your life. 155 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,480 Dumpster Dave comes through! 156 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,520 (GROANS) What do you think? 157 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,400 Lovely, Karp, it goes with your eyes. 158 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,040 You gonna take that from him, Karp? 159 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,040 No. Remind me to bust your head, Averman. 160 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:13,760 -Thanks, Peter. Thanks very much. -Did you get it? 161 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:17,520 -Yeah! Right there! -Yeah! 162 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:21,000 Here, Petie. Here, boy. 163 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,480 A little chili to keep you warm, buddy. 164 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:29,000 -Oh, yeah, that’s nice. -Oh, yeah, look! 165 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:31,640 PETER: I can’t believe he ate the can too. 166 00:10:31,800 --> 00:10:33,080 AVERMAN: He sniffs. 167 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:37,720 He sniffs again. Looking for that perfect place. 168 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,320 He sniffs some more. He stops. 169 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,600 I think this is it! He’s turnin’ in a circle. 170 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:48,160 -He squats! He scores! -Yes! We did it! 171 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:52,080 (GROANING) Full load. 172 00:10:52,240 --> 00:10:53,960 Stinks! 173 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:57,000 AVERMAN: Come on, come on, give me the dollar! 174 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,280 -PETER: Hurry it up already. -AVERMAN: I’m hurryin’, okay? 175 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,560 -PETER: Go, go, go, go! -Yeah! All right! Let’s do it! 176 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:10,720 BOYS: Oh, come on. Stop! 177 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,560 -Yes! -Okay! Here we go. 178 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:22,000 Yeah. There’s more inside. 179 00:11:22,160 --> 00:11:24,200 KARP: He’s takin’ off with it. 180 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,240 This guy deserves what he gets. 181 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:37,120 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(SCREAMING) 182 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,440 (LAUGHING) 183 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,680 Oh, guys, he saw us. 184 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,560 Oh, my! (GROANS) 185 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,920 (CHEERING) 186 00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:19,760 Rink’s gotta be around here someplace. 187 00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:22,560 Just look for a sign that says "Personal Hell." 188 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,360 How could he do this to me? I hate kids. They’re barely human. 189 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:29,840 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 190 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,200 BOY: Come on! Over here! 191 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:33,960 Keep it down, please! 192 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,880 Hey, please, come on. There’s no need for this. 193 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,040 Let’s talk, come on. I’m your friend, aren’t I? 194 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,360 Come on, Goldberg, at least try to stop it. 195 00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,280 I’m getting tired of chasin’ the puck. 196 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:46,400 Be careful, man. It almost hit me that time. 197 00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,280 Goldberg, you’re the goalie. It’s supposed to hit you. 198 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:51,480 Does that sound stupid to anyone else? 199 00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:59,280 Good God. That’s the hockey team. 200 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,120 Drive out on the ice. 201 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,440 It’ll be all right. 202 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:09,320 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 203 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,360 BOY: I ain’t scared. Come on. 204 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,920 -You don’t know what you’re doin’. -Shut your face, Karp. 205 00:13:19,120 --> 00:13:21,520 -PETER: We’ll get in big trouble. -BOY: Chill, all right? 206 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:24,560 -I’ll take care of it. -KARP: They’re drugs, I just know it. 207 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:38,880 Yo, dude. You obviously in the wrong hood. 208 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,600 This is my dominion. 209 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,040 This is a drug-free zone, you understand? 210 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,880 We ain’t buyin’ nothin’. I’m feelin’ generous today. 211 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:49,800 So I’m gonna let you get your sorry vanilla bootie outta here 212 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:52,800 before we be usin’ your eyeballs as hockey pucks. 213 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:58,400 Thanks, bro, but I’m not goin’ home ’til I take care of business. 214 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,560 -He’s got a gun. -Stand back. 215 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,960 (EXHALES) 216 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,560 District Five Pee Wee hockey team. 217 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:12,080 I’m Gordon Bombay. I’m the new coach. 218 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,240 (ALL LAUGH) What a joke! 219 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:18,080 -Yeah, right. -Afraid so, dude. 220 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:22,680 Got the roster right here. Averman, Dave. 221 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:26,120 -Conway, Charlie. Hall, Terry. -Geez, he is the coach! 222 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,360 Here’s the long and the short of it. I hate hockey and I don’t like kids. 223 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:32,760 What’s this supposed to be, a pep talk? 224 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,040 Look, I’m sure this’ll be a real bonding experience. 225 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:37,240 Maybe one day, 226 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,040 one of you will even write a book about it in jail. 227 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:41,520 -Funny. -Is there a goalie? 228 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,640 Only for a little while. I’m movin’ back to Philly. 229 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,840 -Thank you for sharing that. -No problem. 230 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,000 All right, get out on the ice. Let me see what you can do. 231 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:52,840 Uh, just so you know. We really suck. 232 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,440 I’ll decide who sucks around here. 233 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:03,080 -BOY: Get off me. -They really suck. 234 00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:08,400 The Pete-meister. Mr. Rabble-rouser. 235 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,560 Passing the puck over to Jesse-roonie, the enforcer. 236 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,960 -(GRUNTS) -Ouch! 237 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,960 That hurt! 238 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:20,720 Oh, it’s the Connie-meister, the velvet hammer. 239 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,720 Hi, coach. I’m Connie. 240 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:26,320 -Do you play? -No. So what’s our record anyway? 241 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,520 0 and 9. 242 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,480 One was pretty close, though. We only lost by five. 243 00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:30,960 We almost scored a goal too. 244 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,120 So what do we do now... coach? 245 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,080 -What did your old coach have you do? -He just yelled a lot. 246 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:41,080 -That’s how he hurt his arm. -His arm? 247 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:42,360 Yeah, one minute he’s yelling at us, 248 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,680 "Little bastards, where’d you learn to play? 249 00:15:44,880 --> 00:15:48,640 Oh, you suck, you! Skate, you little bast...” (GASPS) 250 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:51,960 Heart attack. Great. 251 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,560 (SIGHS) All right, look. I gotta make a phone call. 252 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,360 Keep scrimmaging. You, you, you, you and you against you four. 253 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,000 -We got names, you know? -I’m sure you do. 254 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,640 And I bet they’re very nice names. I might even learn ’em. 255 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:05,560 For now, I’ll be in my office. 256 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,960 Oh, and if you need anything, fax me. (CHUCKLES) 257 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,640 Geez, what a jerk. 258 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:12,760 Where do they find these coaches anyways? 259 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,560 We’re impressionable kids, right? 260 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,280 Shouldn’t we check his qualifications or somethin’? 261 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:19,240 BOMBAY: Jeannie, who told you not to give me my messages? 262 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,600 Ducksworth! Then who’s handling my cases? 263 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:26,720 -BOY: On three! -Jane! 264 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,520 -One, two, three! Charge! -Are you kidding me? 265 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,600 She’s outta law school one year. She’s not qualified to... 266 00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:33,000 Hold on a second! 267 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:38,760 -(KIDS SHOUTING) -Hey! Get your mouth off the windows! 268 00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:44,200 -Hey! -Get off there! 269 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,560 -(SHOUTING) -Get off the car! 270 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:52,320 -We’re being invaded! -Get off! 271 00:16:52,440 --> 00:16:55,480 -Get off the roof, you little monkey. -Oh, cool! 272 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,840 -Is that a real phone? -Yes, and I’m really on it. 273 00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,880 -Not any more. -Thank you. 274 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,480 -Let’s see, who should I... -Watch the upholstery. 275 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,760 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 276 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,800 -Don’t touch that. -We wanna ride! 277 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,480 (CHANTING) We wanna ride! We wanna ride! 278 00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,840 We wanna ride! 279 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,400 I could kill one of ’em just to set an example, sir. 280 00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:21,360 Not yet, Lewis. Take ’em for a spin, anything! 281 00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,480 (CHEERING) 282 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,280 This looks good. I’m gonna eat it. 283 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,000 -Wow, I feel like Madonna. -You wish! 284 00:17:34,160 --> 00:17:36,000 -Seats ten comfortably. -CONNIE: Shut up, Karp. 285 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:40,360 -Hey, pass me one of those glasses. -(GROWLING) 286 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,600 -Yeah, I see your point. -(SNIFFING) 287 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,040 CONNIE: Oh. 288 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,760 -(SNIFFING) -ALL: Goldberg! 289 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:52,960 -It wasn’t me, all right! -Young man, what did you eat? 290 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,760 -Nothing! It wasn’t me! -Open a window! 291 00:17:55,920 --> 00:17:57,760 Oh, man! It’s my mom! 292 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,600 -She looks pissed. -Oh, man. 293 00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:06,560 All right, out! Everybody, out of the car right now. 294 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:09,000 Goldberg, why’d you have to ruin the fun? 295 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,600 GOLDBERG: It was not me who farted! 296 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,520 Are you out of your mind? 297 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,120 What were you thinking putting that car on the ice? 298 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:16,640 -My son was in that car. -Lady, lady, relax. 299 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,480 One crack in the ice. That’s all it would take. One crack! 300 00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,320 -The ice isn't gonna crack. -Who do you think you are? 301 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,320 I’m Gordon Bombay, the new hockey coach. 302 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:24,720 The new coach? 303 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,440 They send you to coach the team and you endanger their lives. 304 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:31,440 What danger? I grew up on the ice, I know when it’s safe to drive on. 305 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,400 -How do you know? -I just know! All right? 306 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:35,480 Well, listen, Mr. Zen Master, 307 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,360 you may be in tune with the ice universe, 308 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,840 but when it comes to my kid, "I just know" doesn’t cut it. 309 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,520 Charlie, let’s go. 310 00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,800 Mom? 311 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,920 Give me my candy! All of it! All of it, now! 312 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,160 Well, I guess practice is over. 313 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,880 -Sorry my mom ruined it, guys. -It’s all right, Charlie. 314 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:59,000 Coach, gonna be at the game tomorrow? 315 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,680 By order of the state of Minnesota, yeah. 316 00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:07,400 -(DRUMS BEATING) -(CHANTING) Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! 317 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,400 Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! 318 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,160 Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! 319 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,440 One, two, three, four, five! One, two, three, four, five! 320 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,960 -One, two, three, four, five! -(WHISTLE BLOWING) 321 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:30,480 -Hi, girls. -(GRUNTING) 322 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,240 -Karp! No! -Goodbye. 323 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:01,920 The hawks. My first game and it had to be the Hawks. 324 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:06,720 Gordon? Gordon Bombay. 325 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:09,840 -Coach Reilly. -We’re both adults now. 326 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:11,800 Why don’t you just call me Jack? 327 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:15,120 Hey, come back to see your old coach, huh? 328 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:19,720 Well, actually I’m, uh, coaching... Pee Wee. 329 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,120 -District Five team. -No kiddin’. 330 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,360 You got a kid on the team or something? 331 00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:29,560 No, I’m here because I need to be of service to the community. 332 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,320 How about this, huh? Whoever thought we’d be coachin’ against each other? 333 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,880 Yeah, who’d have thought? 334 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,800 So, who’s your hotshot player this year? 335 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,280 -Anyone good? -I got a kid named Banks. 336 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,640 Might go all the way. Not quite as good as you were. 337 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,120 But he wants it more. Kid won’t give up. 338 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:54,040 Oh, boy, 339 00:20:56,040 --> 00:21:00,000 I wish they would take that one down. Don’t you? 340 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,880 Well, good luck. 341 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,680 You’re gonna need it. 342 00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,520 It’s up to you, Gordon. You miss this shot, 343 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,400 you’re not just letting me down, 344 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:14,320 you’re letting your whole team down too. 345 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,440 I wish your dad could be here to see this. 346 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,040 Make him proud of you! 347 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,520 (CHANTING) Win! Win! Win! 348 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,360 All right, guys, gather round. Come on, come on. 349 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,440 -Win! Win! Win! -BOYS: Win. Win. 350 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,840 Win! Win! Win! 351 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,480 -Win? -Win! Win! Win! 352 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,320 Yeah, we’re fired up. 353 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,320 BOY: All right! Watch this! 354 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,800 Oh, great. Good concept, guys. Nice... Ouch! 355 00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:57,280 (GROANS) Nice goin’, fool! 356 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,560 -Sorry, I didn’t mean to do that. -Oh, yeah, "I didn’t mean to." 357 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,000 Yeah, sure, you’re on my own team. 358 00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,920 -Yeah, no problem! -Oh, sorry, Goldberg. Didn’t mean to. 359 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,760 Would you get off me before I clock you? 360 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,080 Let’s go, Jesse! Go, Terry! 361 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:11,800 (WOMAN CLAPS AND CHEERS) 362 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:14,680 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -Let’s go! Come on in. 363 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,840 What’s this? The Oreo line! 364 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,160 Hey, come on. Let’s play hockey. 365 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,040 Um, batter, batter, hum, batter, batter! 366 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:26,880 Hey, batter, batter, swing, batter, batter! 367 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,680 Hum, batter, batter, swing, batter, batter! 368 00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:30,080 Averman! 369 00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,840 It’s hockey! There’s no batter. Idiot. 370 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,280 Hum, goalie, goalie, hum, goalie, goalie! 371 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,800 Hey, goalie, goalie, save, goalie, goalie! 372 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,600 Hum, goalie, goalie, hey, goalie, goalie! 373 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,280 (GRUNTS) 374 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,120 No, I got him! I got him! 375 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,640 (CHEERING) 376 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:05,360 That’s one! 377 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,520 Hey, hey, hey! Easy! 378 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,240 Good show. Sloppy pass. 379 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,360 Way to stuff it, Banks! 380 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,240 (CROWD SINGING) We will, we will rock you! 381 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,640 All right, all right! Let’s run it up! Run it up! Run it up! 382 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,680 Oh, man! How could you let him get by you? 383 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,040 All right, line change. Come on, go, go, go. 384 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,200 (GRUNTS) 385 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:39,680 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 386 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:43,440 -Hey! -(GRUNTING) 387 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,720 -(GRUNTS) -(WHISTLE BLOWING) 388 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,720 -(CROWD CHEERING) -(GROANS) 389 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,760 (CHANTING) Banks! Banks! Banks! 390 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,760 Hey, you! Come back here! Oh! 391 00:23:57,920 --> 00:24:00,440 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -Why me? 392 00:24:03,120 --> 00:24:06,520 How lazy can you be? They’re killing us out there! 393 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:10,280 How many times do I have to tell you: Get those rebounds, 394 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,240 get your heads up, get those loose pucks. 395 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,280 -Get... Just... -(WHISTLE BLOWING) 396 00:24:15,440 --> 00:24:17,000 Just get the hell outta here. 397 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:23,680 All right! 398 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:27,920 It’s Spaz-way. He’ll screw up. 399 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,880 (CROWD CHEERING) 400 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,560 -(CROWD GASPING) -(GROANS) 401 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:39,800 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 402 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,600 Hey, hey! Way to play it, Banks! All right! 403 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,160 That’s okay, Charlie! Nice try! 404 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,520 Nice fan, Charlie. Keep swingin’. Maybe you’ll give ’em a cold. 405 00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,840 -(ALL CHATTERING) -Hey, hey, hey, knock it off! 406 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,040 Against this team, we should have twice this many! 407 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,640 Now let’s run it up! 408 00:24:56,800 --> 00:25:01,280 Remember, it’s not worth winning if you can’t win big! 409 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,440 -REILLY: All right! -(CHEERING) 410 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,480 Guys! No! Come on, let’s talk about this! 411 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,760 Be civilized! Come on! Please! 412 00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,840 (CROWD CHEERING) 413 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:19,400 Oh no, guys! Come on, not again! Please! 414 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,560 Just take the goal. Fine! I don’t care! 415 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,640 -I’m so embarrassed. -We need a new goalie. 416 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,880 (BUZZER) 417 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:32,880 All right! Hey, knock it off! 418 00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,760 That was a lousy third period. Anybody could beat these pansies. 419 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,480 I want you guys to stay hungry out there! 420 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,880 All right, nice goin’, Banks. New Hawks record. 421 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,880 -Okay, boys. Let’s go. -All right! 422 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:48,760 Hey, Gordon! Nice game. 423 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:51,920 I enjoyed it thoroughly. (CHUCKLES) 424 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,120 BOY: At least I can handle the puck! 425 00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,160 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 426 00:25:58,360 --> 00:25:59,640 Hey, shut up! 427 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,240 You guys stink! 428 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:04,480 I thought we came here to play hockey. 429 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:06,200 You know, I knew we forgot something. 430 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,440 (LAUGHING) 431 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,360 Oh, you think it’s funny? You think losing is funny? 432 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,920 Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it. 433 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,080 We’re the ones out there gettin’ our butts kicked. 434 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,640 Yeah, it’s not like you coach us or anything. At least we tried. 435 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:20,720 You didn’t listen to a word I said. 436 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,760 I said, keep your heads up. You put your heads down. 437 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,760 I said, hustle. You went slower! 438 00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,360 That was the sloppiest playing I’ve ever seen. 439 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,240 Why the hell don’t you just listen to me? 440 00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,120 Why the hell should we? 441 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,480 BOMBAY: I don’t care. 442 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:40,400 You want to lose, fine. 443 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,920 You’re the ones who look like idiots out there. 444 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,560 REILLY: Great game! 445 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,000 Hans? 446 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,640 (CHEERING) 447 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,640 (CHEERING) 448 00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,200 I don’t believe it! Who would throw these away? 449 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:12,960 First look’s free, next five minutes costs a buck each. 450 00:27:13,120 --> 00:27:14,320 Yeah, guys. Fork it over. 451 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,560 Forget it, Karp. I can see this every day on MTV. 452 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,520 Hey, guys, this one’s from Minneapolis. 453 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:22,200 -Hey, Guy, look, it’s your mom. -(LAUGHING) 454 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:27,280 -Let’s give him a wedgie. -Good idea, Jesse! 455 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,760 PETER: Come on! I was just kidding, okay? 456 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,320 Hey! Give that back! 457 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,160 Hi, girls. 458 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,840 Does your mommy know you have that? 459 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,560 Nah, she’s busy with the mailman. 460 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,160 That’ll make great bathroom reading. 461 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,200 That’s mine, you jerk! I found it! 462 00:27:44,360 --> 00:27:46,200 You don’t even know what to do with it, wuss-breath. 463 00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,000 You gonna let him call you wuss-breath? 464 00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,840 No! 465 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,760 Hey! Hey! (GRUNTS) 466 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:56,680 -Oh! -Come on. Want some more? 467 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,720 You guys want some more? Come on! 468 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:02,920 Yeah! You want some more? Come on! (GASPING) 469 00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:07,560 (INDISTINCT JEERING) 470 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:11,120 (JEERING CONTINUES) 471 00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:14,800 (GROWLING) 472 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,360 Let’s get out! Move it! 473 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,760 -Thanks a lot. -All right, man. 474 00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,000 One, two, three! Boom! 475 00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:25,960 (GROANING) 476 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:29,880 What are you laughing at, cream cheese boy? Let's go! 477 00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,920 BOMBAY: If we’re gonna cheat, we gotta make those falls look real. 478 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:37,600 Keep it up! Whoa! Score one for the spirit. 479 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:42,720 Go at him! Go at him! Good! Go at him! 480 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,880 Come on, get angry! Oh! 481 00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,480 Come on, make it look real. Act hurt! 482 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,320 I am hurt. 483 00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:51,880 Good, good. Now say it again! 484 00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,680 ALL: Take the fall! Act hurt! Get indignant! 485 00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:57,080 One more time! 486 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,560 Take the fall! Act hurt! Get indignant! 487 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,400 Good! You guys are ready. 488 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:07,240 -(GRUNTING) -(CHEERING) 489 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,240 (BUZZER) 490 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,240 Give me a break, ref! Open your eyes! Did you see what he did to me? 491 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:15,480 -Goldberg! -What? 492 00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,920 You don’t take the fall while they’re shooting at you. 493 00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,760 Oh! Well, I guess you didn’t explain that very well, did ya? 494 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:23,480 -I throw myself on the ice... -District Five! 495 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,440 Cut the acting class. One more dive, I forfeit to the Jets! 496 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,440 What? I’m insulted by that! 497 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:36,600 -Let’s go! Let’s go! -Quit it! 498 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,920 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -Face-off! Let’s go! 499 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:50,800 Charlie! 500 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,640 That guy is twice your size. 501 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,560 So the next time he gets you in a corner like that, 502 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:04,760 I want you to grab your eye like it’s cut and then hit the ice! 503 00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:09,000 -Got it? Let’s go. -REFEREE: Let’s go! Face-off! 504 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,480 Okay, even ’em up, boys. Here we go. 505 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:14,680 Hey! 506 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,400 -Come on! -That’s it, Charlie. 507 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,440 -That’s it, Charlie! -Come on! 508 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:31,440 Damn it, Charlie! 509 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,920 We can’t even win when we cheat. 510 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:38,320 -Stupid cake-eater tricks! -CONNIE: That was embarrassing. 511 00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,080 Charlie! What the hell is the matter with you? 512 00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:45,280 When I tell you to do something, you do it! You got it? 513 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,160 Look at me. 514 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,920 -You got it? -You can’t make me cheat. 515 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,680 Jesse, Terry, let’s go. 516 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:04,200 This is what I gave up my overtime pay for? 517 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,400 To see my kids takin’ falls? 518 00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,240 Gordon. 519 00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:55,600 How did you know? 520 00:31:55,760 --> 00:31:58,200 Through the back door at this time of night. 521 00:31:58,600 --> 00:31:59,920 Just like you used to. 522 00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,040 You’d spend hours watching me do this. 523 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,640 What do you think? 524 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,640 Is this sharp enough? Ow! 525 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:11,720 -Did you cut yourself? -No. (CHUCKLES) 526 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,760 You always fell for that. 527 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:17,320 -God, you’re morbid, Hans. -No, I’m Scandinavian. 528 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,960 -(CHUCKLES) It’s nice to see you. -Sure, sure, sure. 529 00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:23,800 You probably thought I was dead. (CHUCKLES) 530 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:25,720 I saw you at the game the other night. 531 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,280 Why didn’t you say anything? 532 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,600 You were so busy screaming at the kids. 533 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,880 I didn’t want to spoil the moment. 534 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:48,440 -Everything’s the same. -Well, the game hasn’t changed. 535 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,240 Why should my store? 536 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,800 -Heard you became a doctor. -Lawyer. 537 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,800 Oh, that’s too bad. Enjoy that? 538 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,560 Well, I hardly ever lose a case. (CHUCKLES) 539 00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:01,320 That is not what I asked. 540 00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,800 BOMBAY: Hmm. I see you still have this up. 541 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,880 -Thanks very much. -It is important to remember the past. 542 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,760 I’d just as soon forget it. 543 00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:17,040 That was the worse time of my life. My dad died that year. 544 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:21,520 -The two are not related. -No, but it felt like they were. 545 00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,120 I found this not long ago. 546 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,360 He was proud of you. 547 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:31,920 I miss him. 548 00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,240 You scored 198 goals in that season, Gordon. 549 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:44,200 It’s a shame you quit. You... 550 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,480 -Could have gone all the way. Yeah. -No! 551 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:49,960 You really loved to play. 552 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,480 You remember? 553 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:54,720 You remember... 554 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,320 you used to play on the ponds until after dark, 555 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,320 until your father called you back. 556 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,840 You really flew on that ice, Gordon. 557 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,320 That’s all I ever wanted to do. 558 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,680 Then why did you stop? Reilly? 559 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:15,840 I saw what he did to you. Reilly is an idiot. 560 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,400 -The guy wins. -It’s not about winning. It never was. 561 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:22,360 Just show them how to play. Show them how to have fun. 562 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,680 Teach them to fly. 563 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,920 That is what they’ll remember 564 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,040 long after you’ve gone back to being a doctor. 565 00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,280 -Lawyer. -(CHUCKLES) 566 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:35,280 And long after they’ve stopped buying skates from me. 567 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,400 Here... there you are. 568 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,920 Sharpened, laced, ready to go. 569 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,560 -What’s this? -Your new skates. 570 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:47,800 That is why you came here tonight, isn’t it? 571 00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:50,120 I figured nine and a half was your size. 572 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:53,160 Actually, I’m a nine. 573 00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:58,160 Wear thick socks, Gordon. Enjoy them. 574 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,320 Here comes Bombay on an end-to-end rush. 575 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,920 Past the blue line, past center. He’s not skating, he’s flying! 576 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,280 He fakes once, he fakes twice. 577 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,840 Fakes three times! Shoots! Scores! Yes! 578 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,200 Yes! Yes! Yes! What a play! 579 00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:16,760 What a guy! Gordon Bombay does it again! 580 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:21,600 Great move, Gordy! You faked him out of his pads. 581 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:23,120 Come here, son. 582 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,600 You look great out there, Gordy. 583 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:28,440 Come on, let’s go inside, it's getting late. 584 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,160 -A few more minutes? -(SIGHS) 585 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:33,120 Please? 586 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,080 -Go on. Get outta here. -Thanks. 587 00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:00,880 (SIGHS) 588 00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:08,320 (KNOCKING) 589 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,960 -Hi, um... -Please, just go away. 590 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:17,680 Charlie doesn’t want to be on the team any more, 591 00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,440 and neither he nor I have anything to say to you. 592 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,240 Well, I have something to say to you. 593 00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,920 Oh, really? Door-to-door mistreatment now. 594 00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:26,920 Now the team can feel miserable between games too, huh? 595 00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,600 I came to apologize to Charlie... 596 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,120 to both of you. 597 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:35,520 -What? -Apologize. 598 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,360 Well... you should. 599 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,720 Charlie. 600 00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,280 Somebody’s here to see you. 601 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,360 Hey, Charlie, how ya doin’? 602 00:37:52,240 --> 00:37:56,000 I was just walkin’ around thinkin’ and, uh... 603 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,160 Wanna give us a minute? 604 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,320 -Thank you. -You’re welcome. 605 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,600 Listen, it was very wrong of me 606 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:17,640 to ask you and the other guys to cheat. 607 00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:19,520 I never should've said what I said to you. 608 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,720 I was angry. I was frustrated. 609 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,800 It took a lot of guts for you to do what you knew was right. 610 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,280 I admire that. 611 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:31,280 And, uh, I just wanted to tell you that, uh, 612 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,760 that I’m... 613 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:36,160 Oh, boy, this is difficult. 614 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,200 -I’m... -You’re sorry. 615 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,240 I’m sorry. I’m sorry, all right? 616 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:48,280 Tell your mom that hopefully it’ll be a lot more fun this time around. 617 00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:50,880 What do you say? 618 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:54,040 Do you want to stay for dinner? 619 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:56,240 -What? -Charlie! 620 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,880 Uh, no, I... I can’t. Uh... 621 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,720 Well, what are you havin’? 622 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,080 Mr. Ducksworth, there are two reasons I came by. 623 00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:15,280 First off, I want to let you know things are going well. 624 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,400 I’m learning a lot about teamwork, fair play and all that junk. 625 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:21,680 Good, good. And the second thing? 626 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,080 Well, sir, fair play doesn’t come cheap. 627 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,240 These kids, my team, have no money. 628 00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:31,120 They can’t afford rink time, safe equipment, proper uniforms, 629 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,040 which makes it difficult for them to compete. 630 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,440 Now imagine, sir, being ten years old and stepping out onto that ice 631 00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:41,520 with old copies of the Enquirer taped to your shins instead of pads. 632 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,160 The point I’m trying to make, sir, 633 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:44,880 is that you wouldn’t be taken seriously, 634 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:46,360 and neither are these kids. 635 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:50,280 So I thought maybe the firm could help ’em out. 636 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,040 How much are we talking about? 637 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,440 -Fifteen thousand dollars. -No way. 638 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,320 Wait a minute. Think of the goodwill. 639 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,920 We name the team after the firm. 640 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,240 Suddenly, we’re the good guys. Ducksworth, Saver and Gross, 641 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,640 the firm that gives back to the community. 642 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,200 Come on. I’ll get you your own jersey. 643 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,880 (CHEERING) 644 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:16,840 Ooo, yeah 645 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,240 -Can you feel it baby? -Ooo 646 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:24,200 -I can too -Ooo 647 00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:28,800 Ooo 648 00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,480 -Ooo -Come on, swing 649 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,320 Come on, swing 650 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:37,160 Come on, swing 651 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,640 -Come on swing -Ooo 652 00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,960 (GRUNTING) 653 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:44,040 Ooo 654 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,320 It’s such a good vibration 655 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,520 (GRUNTING) 656 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:54,040 It’s such a sweet sensation 657 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,000 It’s such a good vibration 658 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:01,000 It’s such a sweet sensation 659 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,320 -Who is that kid? -Thanks, Fulton. 660 00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,480 Fulton Reed. He’s in one of my classes. 661 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,840 How come he’s not on the team? 662 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,280 He only plays football. 663 00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:10,760 Some preppie school gave him a scholarship 664 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:12,560 as long as he doesn’t play hockey. 665 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,800 -They don’t want him gettin’ hurt. -I heard it was colleges. 666 00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:16,960 He’s already been accepted to four of ’em. 667 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,880 Yeah, but I heard he’s gotta repeat the sixth grade. 668 00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,400 Ah, shut up. 669 00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,760 Gordon Bombay? 670 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,120 Bombay was a Hawk. 671 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:28,720 ...Good vibration 672 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,040 It’s such a sweet sensation 673 00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,560 -Feel the vibration -It’s such a good vibration 674 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,840 Dude, check ’em out, man. 675 00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:42,840 Holy cow. 676 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,280 -They’re pretty good skaters. -BOMBAY: Anybody know who they are? 677 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,880 That’s Tommy Duncan. He’s in my science class. 678 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,800 And that’s his sister, Tammy. 679 00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,440 BOMBAY: Think they’d want to play hockey with us? 680 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,840 TOGETHER: Yeah! 681 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,240 Go get dressed. I’ll do the negotiating. 682 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:03,120 Just think of it as figure skating... with a stick. 683 00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:07,040 You’re gonna love it, Tammy. Hey, atta boy, Tommy! 684 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:10,440 Lookin’ good, lookin’ tough. Give me five, show me you’re alive! 685 00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,200 Mom isn’t gonna like this at all. 686 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,320 So what? You want me to figure skate, then you gotta play hockey. 687 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,160 What do I know about hockey? 688 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,000 More than you think. 689 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,960 Back to basics! Skating! 690 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,800 Go! Go! Side to side. Shift your weight. 691 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:34,360 Get comfortable on your edges. That’s good, that’s good. 692 00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:37,560 Keep your balance, Karp. Trust your edges. 693 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:40,680 That’s okay, Charlie. 694 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,040 Soft hands. 695 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,760 You don’t shoot the puck to your teammate. 696 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:50,520 You sail it to him. 697 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,000 Karp, on your feet. 698 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,920 -You send it. -Oh! Gross! 699 00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:03,080 You don’t stop the pass. You accept it. Cradle it. 700 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:06,160 -(ALL GROAN) Oh! -BOMBAY: Again! 701 00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,480 Concentration, not strength. 702 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,720 Like the Karate Kid, right? "Wax on! Wax off!" 703 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:13,520 Just shut up and try it, Averman! 704 00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:17,120 -You’re such a jerk. -BOMBAY: Send it back, Averman. 705 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:20,160 Good, Averman. Charlie. 706 00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:23,920 Good! Good. Now, sail it back. 707 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,440 PETER: Oh! Way to go! 708 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:32,440 Good, good. Good, cradle it. 709 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,880 Cradle it. Soft hands, soft hands. 710 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,240 -(SPLATTERING) -Oh! 711 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,560 Here it comes. Nice and easy. Good. 712 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:43,480 -I did it! I did it! -All right. 713 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:47,200 Nice drill, coach. Really very cute. 714 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,320 But when are you gonna work with me in goal? 715 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,520 Goldberg, do you trust me? 716 00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,360 My mother would not approve of this, coach. 717 00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,640 She’d like me to live to be bar mitzvah’d. 718 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,480 This is your bar mitzvah, Goldberg. Today you will become a man. 719 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,480 Coach, I think you got the ceremonies mixed up. 720 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:02,800 It’s more like a circumcision. 721 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:05,920 Coach! Will you come back here? What’d I ever do to you, man? 722 00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:08,560 District Five! Ready! 723 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,320 Oh, man, I’m gonna die. I’m gonna die. 724 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:15,000 -Aim! -Nice knowin’ ya, Goldie. 725 00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,280 -Oh, please! No! -Fire! 726 00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,800 (SCREAMING) 727 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:24,960 I wanna go home! 728 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,800 (SCREAMING) 729 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:33,120 (LAUGHING) This doesn’t hurt! 730 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,960 You wimps! Give me your best shot! 731 00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:38,480 Oh! Come on! Hex goal! Goalie boot save! 732 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:40,960 Come and get me! Whoa! Nice shot, man! 733 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:43,600 I’m a dog! I’m a crazed dog! Come on! 734 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:49,240 (CHANTING) Goldberg! Goldberg! 735 00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,320 I am Goldberg! The goalie! (GROWLING) 736 00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:56,520 Good! Good! All right, Charlie! 737 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,600 Good hustle, Conway! Way to go. All right, Karp! 738 00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,760 -You guys hungry? Tired? -ALL: Yeah! 739 00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,720 -Do you ache? Are you pumped up? -Yeah! 740 00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:11,560 Good! That was a hell of a practice. Be proud of yourself. 741 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,480 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 742 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,200 Hey, guys! Excuse me, guys! You gotta untie me now! 743 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:23,040 Ha-ha! Good joke. Very funny. I like it. 744 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,160 No joke, come on, guys. Hey, coach! 745 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,720 Coach, come on, don’t leave me hangin’ like this! 746 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,160 Coach, don’t make me come after you, coach. 747 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,760 -Here you go. -Thanks. Thanks for the ride. 748 00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:50,720 You did real well in practice today, Charlie 749 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,160 Let me ask you something. What happened to your dad? 750 00:45:57,240 --> 00:45:58,520 Mom and I left him. 751 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,240 I don’t really remember, but that’s what she says. 752 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:06,640 You know, when I was a boy, I had to take care of my mother too. 753 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,960 Really? What happened to your dad? 754 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:11,560 He passed away. 755 00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:17,920 You do a good job takin’ care of your mom. 756 00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:20,080 -Thanks. -Keep it up, all right? 757 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,800 -Okay. Well, see ya. -Okay. Hey, coach. 758 00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,080 -What’s that? (JEERS) -Huh? Whoa! 759 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,240 -Oh! -Victory! (LAUGHING) 760 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,320 BOMBAY: You’ve just entered the tickling zone! 761 00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,480 (LAUGHING) 762 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:40,080 BOMBAY: So I’m right in the middle 763 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:41,640 of my cross-examination, and I say to the guy, 764 00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,480 "I usually defend heels like you, you scuzzy, mole-faced rat." 765 00:46:45,640 --> 00:46:47,800 (CHUCKLING) That’s a good one, sir. 766 00:46:47,960 --> 00:46:49,880 -(SMASHES) -Whoa! 767 00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,520 (SCREECHING) 768 00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,400 Hey! Hey! Hold it! 769 00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,480 Hold it! 770 00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:09,520 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 771 00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,160 Look, it was an accident, all right? 772 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,880 Never mind the window. Where’d you learn to shoot like that? 773 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:17,000 I didn’t learn. I just do it. 774 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,440 Do it again. 775 00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:31,720 -(SMASHES) -(YELLS) 776 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,960 Well, you’re great at breaking windows. 777 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:38,520 Do you ever hit the goal? 778 00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,920 Yeah. Well, one out of five. 779 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,280 Fulton, is it true what they say? 780 00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,520 About the scholarships and how they won’t let you play hockey? 781 00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,680 People talk. It don’t mean nothin’. 782 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,400 -Why don’t you play for us? -I can’t. 783 00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:54,920 -What do you mean? -I mean, I can’t. 784 00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:58,000 -You afraid? -No, I mean I can’t, you moron. 785 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,440 I don’t know how to skate. 786 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,680 Whoa! 787 00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,280 Is that all that’s stoppin’ ya? 788 00:48:07,440 --> 00:48:11,440 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 789 00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,680 Push, Fulton, push. Keep your knees bent. 790 00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:25,400 Side to side, good! Follow me. 791 00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:28,000 (SCREAMING) 792 00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,040 (SCREAMING) 793 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,800 -Watch it! Get out of the way! -(WOMAN SCREAMS) 794 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:41,960 Sorry! 795 00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:52,760 Come on, Fulton. Let’s go! 796 00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,760 Hey! 797 00:48:58,200 --> 00:48:59,560 Whoa! 798 00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:05,440 The Ducks? We’re the Ducks? 799 00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,000 Man, what brain-dead jerk came up with that name? 800 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,480 As a matter of fact, I did. 801 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,160 But I didn’t have a choice. We’re being sponsored. 802 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:16,760 -By who? Donald and Daisy? -(LAUGHING) 803 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,360 Hey, you don’t wanna be Ducks? 804 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:20,560 You’d rather be District Five? Some stupid number? 805 00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,960 Better than some stupid animal. 806 00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,120 I’ll have you know, Peter, 807 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,160 that the duck is one of the most noble, 808 00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,840 agile and intelligent creatures of the animal kingdom. 809 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:33,520 -But they’re wimpy. -They don’t even have teeth. 810 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,200 Neither do hockey players. 811 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:36,400 (CHUCKLES) 812 00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:39,640 Have you guys ever seen a flock of ducks flying in perfect formation? 813 00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:44,280 It’s beautiful. Pretty awesome the way they all stick together. 814 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:48,440 Ducks never say die. Ever seen a duck fight? 815 00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:52,520 No way. Why? Because the other animals are afraid. 816 00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,200 They know that if they mess with one duck, 817 00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,200 they gotta deal with the whole flock. 818 00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:03,240 Oh, man! 819 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:05,080 I’m proud to be a duck. 820 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:07,960 And I’d be proud to fly with any one of you. 821 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,200 So how about it? Who’s a Duck? 822 00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:18,840 I’ll be a Duck. 823 00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:24,320 Yeah. Me too. 824 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:29,960 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 825 00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:35,080 -PETER: Anybody see Goldberg? -All right! 826 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:41,440 -Now we’re the Ducks! -(CHEERING) 827 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,080 -The Mighty Ducks! -(CHEERING) 828 00:50:44,240 --> 00:50:46,480 -What are we? -ALL: The Ducks! 829 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:53,960 What the hell are they doing? 830 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:59,960 Every time you get the puck, you’re the quarterback. 831 00:51:00,160 --> 00:51:02,120 Make eye contact with the receiver. 832 00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:03,800 Talk to him, let him know it’s comin’. 833 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:07,600 Come on, guys. This isn’t a library. Talk to each other. 834 00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:09,960 -What a weird-ass team. -(LAUGHS) 835 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:12,200 How you doin’? 836 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,320 -You ready? -I think so. 837 00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,320 Okay, Fulton. Shoot your heart out. 838 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,080 My God! 839 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:43,520 Wow! 840 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:54,000 -(CROWD GASPING) -One out of five. 841 00:51:56,720 --> 00:51:59,560 All right, Let’s forget the past. 842 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,720 We lost a few games, tough! That was District Five. 843 00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,320 -Now we’re the Ducks. -Yeah. 844 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:10,760 -And the Ducks... are undefeated. -All right! Yeah! 845 00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:13,160 Quack, quack. 846 00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:16,320 -Quack. Quack. -ALL: Quack! Quack! 847 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,720 Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! 848 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,600 (CHANTING) Quack! Quack! Quack! 849 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,720 Go... Ducks! 850 00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,400 -(CHEERING) -What the hell was that? 851 00:52:33,360 --> 00:52:36,240 BOMBAY: Let’s go, Ducks! Defense! Defense! 852 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,920 Dig it outta there! 853 00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,120 Let’s go! Let’s go! 854 00:52:46,760 --> 00:52:47,800 Yeah! 855 00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:51,120 Let’s go, Ducks! 856 00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,120 BOY: Throw it! Throw it! To the crease! 857 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,160 (CHEERING) 858 00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:09,360 Yes! The Oreo line! 859 00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,440 That’s my boy! (LAUGHING) 860 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:22,440 Defense, Karp! Defense! Come on. 861 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,800 (CROWD GASPING) 862 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,720 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 863 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,680 I don’t wanna go to school today, Mom. 864 00:53:38,880 --> 00:53:40,760 Karp, how many fingers am I holdin’ up? 865 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:43,080 -He wouldn’t know that anyway. -Shut up, Peter. 866 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:45,720 -Karp, are you okay? -Look at this. 867 00:53:45,880 --> 00:53:48,760 The Karp-ster used his head to stop the puck. 868 00:53:48,920 --> 00:53:50,680 Mr. Karp-a-lanee. 869 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,760 Let’s get you off the ice. Come on. 870 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:57,520 Get him on the bench, Charlie. 871 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,240 (KARP GROANS) 872 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:03,520 Okay, Ducks, we still got a chance here. 873 00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:07,080 Connie, Terry, Jesse, Guy, time for the secret weapon. 874 00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,680 Okay, Fulton. Remember, just like we talked about. 875 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,840 -PETER: Come on, guys. Let’s do it. -(ALL CHEER) 876 00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:19,920 (CHEERING) 877 00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:24,600 Oh, no. 878 00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:28,240 -Go! Get the face-off! -Line up, boys, let’s go. 879 00:54:33,280 --> 00:54:34,320 That’s it. 880 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,880 (SCREAMS) 881 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,360 Whoa! 882 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:48,520 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -(CHEERING) 883 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:55,800 Whoo! Yeah! 884 00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,600 That tie of yours might be what you need to make the play-offs. 885 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,760 -The Ducks have a shot? -Sure. 886 00:55:11,920 --> 00:55:14,760 Everyone but the last two teams are in, remember? 887 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:18,280 Panthers got the measles and they forfeited the season. 888 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:21,920 So, you beat the Huskies and you’ll make the play-offs. 889 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:24,320 Well, we might have to play the Hawks. 890 00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:25,520 So? 891 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:28,560 So they’re a tough team. Nothing’s changed since I played. 892 00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,680 Actually, one little thing has changed. 893 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,360 You wouldn’t even be a Hawk now. 894 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,800 They redrew the district lines last year. 895 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,680 The lake is not the boundary any more. 896 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,760 You see? You’d be a Duck. 897 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:47,400 I’d be a Duck. 898 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:52,680 -Excuse me. Coach Reilly? -Yeah? 899 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:54,320 I’m afraid there’s a bit of a problem. 900 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,240 -What’s that? -One of your players is ineligible. 901 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,120 Banks! Over here! 902 00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:03,000 -This is a joke, right? -I’m afraid it’s no joke. 903 00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:07,320 -Is there a problem? -No, just a mistake, Mr. Banks. 904 00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:08,920 Are you this boy’s father? 905 00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:11,200 450 North Hennipen Avenue, is that your address? 906 00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,320 -Yes. -I’m afraid there’s no mistake. 907 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,320 This boy is playing for the wrong team. 908 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:17,360 -What? -According to league rules, 909 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:19,600 Adam Banks should be playing for District Five. 910 00:56:20,400 --> 00:56:24,960 -My son is a Hawk, not a Duck. -Is this your doing, Gordon? 911 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,160 I’ll expect to see him at our next game. 912 00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:29,040 We’ll have a uniform waiting for you. 913 00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,360 No way! 914 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:33,480 My son would rather not play than play for your team. 915 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,200 Fine, if that’s the way you want it. But remember, 916 00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,000 if Adam plays for the Hawks, 917 00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:40,440 you’ll forfeit every game for the rest of the season. 918 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,600 Boy, I’d hate to see that. 919 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,240 Look, I’m sorry this had to happen, but you can see on the map, 920 00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:47,560 it's very clearly delineated. 921 00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,440 Gordon? Hey, Bombay! 922 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,560 You stop when I’m talking to you, son! 923 00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,360 What’s the idea here? You trying to sabotage me or what? 924 00:56:58,560 --> 00:57:01,440 The law’s a bitch when it works against you, isn’t it, Jack? 925 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:02,840 You got a whole team of Banks’s. 926 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:04,160 One kid isn’t gonna make a difference. 927 00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,440 Even with Banks, what do you think you’re gonna prove, 928 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:08,160 you and that bunch of losers? 929 00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:10,560 That’s right, coach. They are losers. 930 00:57:10,720 --> 00:57:13,960 We hate losers, don’t we? They don’t even deserve to live. 931 00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:16,520 Maybe you're right. 932 00:57:16,720 --> 00:57:18,200 Maybe Banks won’t make a difference, 933 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,920 but at least we’re playing by the rules. 934 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:21,840 Why’d you turn against me, Gordon? 935 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:24,200 For six years... 936 00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,560 I taught ya how to skate, I taught ya how to score. 937 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,080 I taught ya how to go for the "W." 938 00:57:30,520 --> 00:57:32,600 You could have been one of the greats! 939 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:34,240 And now look at yourself. 940 00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:39,360 You’re not even a has-been. You’re a never-was. 941 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,840 Going to the play-offs! Whoo! 942 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,920 One win! 943 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,560 Hey, why aren’t you guys in uniform? We got warm-ups in half an hour. 944 00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:03,600 All right, everyone, listen up. I got some good news. 945 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,360 We’re getting a new player, Adam Banks. 946 00:58:06,520 --> 00:58:09,040 -What? -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) 947 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,080 -He’s a Hawk. -He’s a good player. 948 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:13,960 -Yuck. -Everybody hates him. 949 00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:17,280 -We don’t need him. -I’m the coach. I say we do need him. 950 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,880 If we make it to the play-offs, he could be a big help. 951 00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:22,080 "If"? All of a sudden, you don’t think we’re good enough? 952 00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:26,400 No, he thinks we’re losers. That’s what he told Reilly. 953 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:29,040 -What? -We heard what you said. 954 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:32,240 You said we were losers, we didn’t deserve to live. 955 00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,720 That’s not what I meant. 956 00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:36,720 I saw that picture of you missing that goal. 957 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,600 You were a Hawk, weren’t you? 958 00:58:39,640 --> 00:58:41,440 Guess you guys stick together to the end. 959 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,760 You know what? I don’t need your stinkin’ equipment. 960 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,720 -See you around. -Peter, come back here. 961 00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:52,560 -I’m talkin’ to you, son! -Forget it, cake-eater. 962 00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,240 If you wanna play, play with yourself. 963 00:58:55,920 --> 00:58:57,160 Come on, Terry. 964 00:59:00,760 --> 00:59:02,440 Where do you guys think you’re goin’? 965 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:07,320 I don’t believe this. 966 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,120 (SIGHS) 967 00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:11,440 All right, 968 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,480 I’m goin’ up to the bench because that’s where I’m supposed to be. 969 00:59:15,040 --> 00:59:18,400 Anyone who wants to join me can join me. Anyone who doesn’t... 970 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:20,200 Well... 971 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,440 Ten minutes to game time, coach. 972 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,320 Yeah, yeah, they’ll be out in a minute. They're... 973 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,080 you know, working themselves into a frenzy. 974 00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:43,400 (DOOR SLAMS) 975 00:59:55,800 --> 00:59:57,280 Not much of a frenzy. 976 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:02,800 We forfeit. 977 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,480 Ducks forfeit. Flames, you win. 978 01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:14,880 Hey. Can I sit? 979 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:16,160 Sure. 980 01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:21,040 (SIGHS) You talk to the guys? 981 01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,720 I tried. They think I’m a traitor for even showing up. 982 01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,360 I guess they really hate me, huh? 983 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,560 Is it true you were really a Hawk? 984 01:00:32,320 --> 01:00:33,360 Yeah. 985 01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:37,720 Peter said you blew a really big game once. 986 01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,480 Yeah, well, Peter’s right. 987 01:00:40,320 --> 01:00:42,240 It was the last game of the state finals. 988 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,880 We were tied 2-2 in the end of the third period. 989 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:46,600 I get a penalty shot. 990 01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:48,800 I go in, I triple deke. 991 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,880 I fake the goalie right out of his pads. 992 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:52,880 The puck’s headed in, and then... 993 01:00:53,080 --> 01:00:55,720 -Clang! Hits the post. -(GROANS) 994 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,480 We lost in overtime. 995 01:00:59,560 --> 01:01:01,400 A quarter of an inch this way and it would've gone in. 996 01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,040 A quarter of an inch, Charlie. 997 01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:05,600 Yeah, but a quarter inch the other way 998 01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,840 -and you’d have missed completely. -(CHUCKLES) 999 01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:09,920 I never thought of it that way. 1000 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,480 At least you got to play in a championship game. 1001 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:14,200 God, that must’ve been so cool. 1002 01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,760 Hey. Can I get you a cup of coffee? 1003 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,960 I’d love one. 1004 01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:24,920 You know, she has many fine qualities that men find attractive. 1005 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:27,880 I know that, Charlie. That fact hasn’t escaped me. 1006 01:01:28,080 --> 01:01:30,600 So, what kind of guys does she usually date? 1007 01:01:30,760 --> 01:01:33,120 Jerks. I mean, most of them like her, 1008 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,240 but as soon as they catch a glimpse of me... 1009 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:38,480 Pow! Warp speed! They are gone! 1010 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:40,840 -Don’t take it personally, Charlie. -Oh, I wouldn’t even care, 1011 01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,840 except it’s not fair to my mom. 1012 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:44,480 She deserves somebody nice. 1013 01:01:47,160 --> 01:01:48,680 Are you gonna come over for dinner again? 1014 01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:50,680 I don’t know, Charlie. 1015 01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,680 I’m not sure it’s such a good idea. 1016 01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,440 See, that’s what I wanted to talk to you about. 1017 01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:00,360 I, um... talked to Jesse and Terry’s dad, 1018 01:02:01,680 --> 01:02:04,000 and he’s gonna take over coaching for the rest of the year. 1019 01:02:04,160 --> 01:02:05,240 You’re quitting? 1020 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,200 I’m stepping aside to keep the team together. 1021 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,200 The guys can’t play for somebody they don’t trust. 1022 01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,760 I trust you. The other guys do too. 1023 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,040 They just don’t know it. Talk to ’em. 1024 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:16,440 -Charlie, I’ve done all I can. -No, you haven’t. 1025 01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,880 You gotta make ’em understand. You can’t walk out on the Ducks. 1026 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:22,040 -We’re your team. -No, you’re not. 1027 01:02:22,200 --> 01:02:25,280 We are too! We weren’t even the Ducks until you came along. 1028 01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:27,840 You made us and now you’re stuck with us. 1029 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:29,640 Charlie. 1030 01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,280 That’s right. The red is oxygen. 1031 01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:39,680 Now, what are the blue balls? 1032 01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,680 (GIGGLING) 1033 01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:43,960 -Tommy? -Hydrogen? 1034 01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:46,240 Is correct. Now put them together, 1035 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,480 and you have a molecule that makes up 96% of your body. 1036 01:02:50,640 --> 01:02:52,720 -What is it? -Pizza? 1037 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,840 (GIGGLING) 1038 01:02:55,040 --> 01:02:56,200 (KNOCKING) 1039 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,880 It’s the principal. I’ll be right back. 1040 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,240 Work on H2 CO3. It’s a goody. 1041 01:03:06,560 --> 01:03:09,600 -How’d the forfeit go, Spaz-way? -Yeah, did you score? 1042 01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,000 Leave me alone, guys. I don’t want to talk about the team. 1043 01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:13,920 Oh, yeah, sure. Coach’s pet. 1044 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:16,240 Everybody knows he likes you best. 1045 01:03:16,400 --> 01:03:19,080 -Likes his mom, you mean. -Take it back, Karp! 1046 01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:21,080 Take it back now! 1047 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,040 -Leave him alone. -You have no right shoving Karp. 1048 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,280 -CONNIE: Don’t push me. -Don’t push her, she’s a girl! 1049 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,440 -Lay off! -Don’t shove, Peter. 1050 01:03:27,600 --> 01:03:29,440 (ALL ARGUING) 1051 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:32,080 Atoms away! 1052 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:40,600 My atoms! 1053 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,560 You! Sit! 1054 01:03:45,680 --> 01:03:46,840 Sit, now! 1055 01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:49,600 In your seats, now! 1056 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,960 I have never in my life... 1057 01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:02,760 What have you got to say for yourselves? 1058 01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:04,720 BOY: Quack. 1059 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:09,760 (CLASS CHANT) Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack! 1060 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:12,600 Thanks for coming by on such short notice, Gordon. 1061 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,600 By the way, your court release came through. 1062 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:16,640 Congratulations. Your community service is over. 1063 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:17,840 You’re kidding. 1064 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:20,120 So you wanted to talk about my coming back to work then? 1065 01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:22,520 -Well, actually... -Oh, you got your jersey. Great! 1066 01:04:22,760 --> 01:04:23,880 A lot’s been happening, sir. 1067 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:25,400 The Ducks might even make the play-offs. 1068 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,520 (LAUGHS) 1069 01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,760 Gordon, you know Coach Reilly and Mr. Banks. 1070 01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:32,760 (MUMBLING) Sir, they’re the bad guys. 1071 01:04:32,920 --> 01:04:35,600 (CHUCKLES) No, actually, Phil is one of my oldest friends. 1072 01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:38,040 Gerald was kind enough to get us all together here 1073 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,920 to try to work out this little problem. 1074 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:43,480 You see, my son Adam wants to play for the Hawks. 1075 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:45,000 His older brother was a Hawk. 1076 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:48,480 All of his little friends are Hawks. That’s where he belongs. 1077 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:49,880 REILLY: It’s a tradition. 1078 01:04:50,040 --> 01:04:52,440 Now, you understand that, Gordon. You played. 1079 01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,680 Sure, I can. But the league’s already ruled on it. 1080 01:04:54,880 --> 01:04:58,080 We’ve talked to the league, and we worked out a little deal. 1081 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,160 You guys cut a deal with the Pee Wee Hockey League? 1082 01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,360 Yes, we did. 1083 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:02,640 REILLY: The long and short of it 1084 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,920 is that Adam stays on the Hawks for the rest of the season. 1085 01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,440 And then next year, they redraft the lines. 1086 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,280 -Correctly. -The league did make one condition. 1087 01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,640 What’s that? 1088 01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,880 That you withdraw your protest. 1089 01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,760 -That’s great. -Good, good. 1090 01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,800 -Well, that’s settled then. -No, sir, you don’t understand. 1091 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:28,040 I can’t withdraw my protest. 1092 01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:30,720 -What? -BOMBAY: Mr. Ducksworth, 1093 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:32,840 you wanted me to learn about fair play, 1094 01:05:33,760 --> 01:05:35,360 and how to be part of a team, 1095 01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:38,840 and I may not have learned everything yet, but... 1096 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:41,920 I remember something my father said to me. 1097 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:45,240 A team isn’t a bunch of kids out to win. 1098 01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,560 A team is something you belong to, 1099 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,400 something you feel, 1100 01:05:52,200 --> 01:05:53,600 something you have to earn. 1101 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:57,640 And I’m not gonna let those kids down. 1102 01:06:09,200 --> 01:06:10,840 Gordon, I’m going to make this simple. 1103 01:06:12,840 --> 01:06:17,600 Are you prepared to lose your job over some kids? Some game? 1104 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:20,640 Let me ask you, sir. 1105 01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,440 Are you prepared to fire me over some kids? Some game? 1106 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:29,160 Collect your personal belongings, Gordon. 1107 01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:35,480 Yes, sir, Mr. Ducksworth! 1108 01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:37,920 Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth! 1109 01:06:38,680 --> 01:06:40,920 Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth! 1110 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,240 -Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. -Gordon, stop quacking. 1111 01:06:44,520 --> 01:06:48,520 (QUACKING) 1112 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,960 You may have paid for this jersey, sir, but you didn’t earn it. 1113 01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,360 I’ll see you in the play-offs. 1114 01:06:57,040 --> 01:06:59,440 (BELL RINGS) 1115 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:05,760 Excuse me. There are some students here that I’d like to see. 1116 01:07:06,040 --> 01:07:08,000 -Who are you? -I’m their hockey coach. 1117 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,400 If you could tell me where I can find each of them, please. 1118 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,440 They’re in room 223. 1119 01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:19,480 -All of them? -All of them. 1120 01:07:19,680 --> 01:07:24,840 ALL: "I will not quack at the principal." 1121 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:29,680 "I will not quack at the principal." 1122 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:32,160 -What do you want? -I want to talk to you guys. 1123 01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,920 -People. -People, right. 1124 01:07:35,360 --> 01:07:37,320 Sit down, please. All of you. 1125 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,480 Okay, don’t sit down. 1126 01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:44,200 Look, what’s done is done. 1127 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,840 I want to be your coach again. 1128 01:07:47,040 --> 01:07:48,560 You wanna coach a bunch of losers? 1129 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:52,560 -No, I want to coach the Ducks. -What about the things you said? 1130 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,600 You said we didn’t deserve to live. 1131 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:58,360 Karp, I was being sarcastic. Do you know what that means? 1132 01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:01,520 -No. -Okay, then you do. 1133 01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,200 I didn’t mean those things the way they sounded. 1134 01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:07,120 You guys know what it’s like to be misunderstood, right? 1135 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:09,880 -Yeah, of course. We’re kids. -So... 1136 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:13,480 Can you forgive me? Can I be your coach again? 1137 01:08:13,640 --> 01:08:17,040 -What about Banks? -He can be on the team if he wants. 1138 01:08:17,200 --> 01:08:18,960 He should have been with us all year. 1139 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:23,640 It’s you guys who were cheated. But let’s forget all that crap! 1140 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:26,880 -We’re a team, right? -DUCKS: Yeah. 1141 01:08:27,320 --> 01:08:30,600 I made you guys, and I’m sticking with you. 1142 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,520 So, what’s it gonna be? 1143 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:37,800 We can play tomorrow night 1144 01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:39,600 and still have a shot at the play-offs... 1145 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:44,400 or we can forfeit again and the season’s over. 1146 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,680 Peter, what do you say? 1147 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:48,880 Well... 1148 01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,280 I guess it would help if we practiced first. 1149 01:08:53,680 --> 01:08:56,520 All right. Let me see if I can get you out of detention. 1150 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,480 -Yes. -Take that. 1151 01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,920 You really quacked at the principal? 1152 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,400 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1153 01:09:04,200 --> 01:09:05,920 Are we Ducks, or what? 1154 01:09:06,120 --> 01:09:07,760 Yeah! 1155 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,560 Look at your mother. 1156 01:09:13,640 --> 01:09:16,240 -Let’s see how it is in ten minutes. -I’m gonna kill you! 1157 01:09:29,920 --> 01:09:32,240 Hey. Wasn’t sure if you’d show up. 1158 01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:33,840 Yeah, whatever. 1159 01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,440 -I just want to play hockey. -Good. 1160 01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,560 Ducks, you all know Adam Banks. 1161 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:43,040 On behalf of the Ducks, I’d like to say welcome. 1162 01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:45,240 Cake-eater. 1163 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:48,640 Ooh, the Jess-man, dissin’ the new guy! The Jess-ster! 1164 01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,240 Shut up, Averman! 1165 01:09:52,360 --> 01:09:53,760 AVERMAN: It’s just a joke. 1166 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:58,120 Puttin’ on a Ducks jersey doesn’t mean you’re a real Duck. 1167 01:10:24,520 --> 01:10:26,080 They’re a good group once you get to know ’em. 1168 01:10:27,280 --> 01:10:28,520 I bet. 1169 01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:31,040 Well, suit up. I’ll see you on the ice. 1170 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,600 On your left! 1171 01:10:51,320 --> 01:10:52,800 Over here! I’m open! 1172 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:56,600 Come on, right here! Up front! 1173 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:01,720 -Up front! -Pass it to Banks! 1174 01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:05,240 Come on! Do somethin’ with it! 1175 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:10,000 -(WHISTLE BLOWING) -Yeah! All right! 1176 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:13,920 Way to go, Banks! 1177 01:11:14,800 --> 01:11:16,880 (CHEERING) 1178 01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:21,640 (DUCKS TALKING EXCITEDLY) 1179 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,160 Goldberg, you’re gonna sit this one out. 1180 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,240 What? You’re pulling the goalie when we’re tied? 1181 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,720 Listen, listen, listen! 1182 01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:32,240 A tie isn’t gonna help us. We need the win. 1183 01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:35,200 Okay, Fulton, you’re our extra man. 1184 01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,400 Everybody, get the puck to Fulton. That’s your job. 1185 01:11:38,560 --> 01:11:40,160 We pulling the Statue of Liberty play? 1186 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,600 -Yeah? -No, take your shot. 1187 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:44,520 You may only get one, so it’s gotta be good. 1188 01:11:44,680 --> 01:11:47,600 -But, coach, one outta one? -Soft hands, Fulton. 1189 01:11:47,880 --> 01:11:50,760 -Concentration, not strength. -BOMBAY: That’s right! 1190 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:52,720 Okay? Let’s get the Huskies! 1191 01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:54,760 -Let’s go! Come on! -(ALL YELLING) 1192 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:06,200 Let’s back it up, boys. Let’s make it a fair one. Let’s go! 1193 01:12:13,440 --> 01:12:15,360 -Get in there! -Come on! 1194 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:24,080 JESSE: Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! 1195 01:12:25,280 --> 01:12:27,280 Shoot, Fulton, shoot! 1196 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,600 We won! 1197 01:12:43,320 --> 01:12:45,280 We made the play-offs! 1198 01:12:58,960 --> 01:13:00,520 CHARLIE: Boy, this is great. 1199 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:02,720 CONNIE: Guys, look, it’s the North Stars. 1200 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,440 -Oh, man. -It’s Mike Modano! 1201 01:13:09,520 --> 01:13:11,360 -...believe this? -Cool! 1202 01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,680 -This is too cool. -I can’t believe this. 1203 01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:18,960 CONNIE: This place is humongous. 1204 01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:21,680 What are we doing here? 1205 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,640 It’s a little play-offs present. 1206 01:13:29,680 --> 01:13:32,480 Hey, Gordo! Gordon Bombay, right? 1207 01:13:32,640 --> 01:13:35,000 -You remember me? -Sure, from Pee Wees. 1208 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:38,720 -This guy used to rule in Pee Wees. -I heard you were a farmer. 1209 01:13:39,360 --> 01:13:40,720 Actually, I became a lawyer. 1210 01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:43,280 But I’m coaching Pee Wee now and this is my team, the Ducks. 1211 01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:45,840 Ducks, this is Basil McRae and Mike Modano. 1212 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,200 DUCKS: We can see that. 1213 01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:49,200 -All right. -Hey, Ducks! 1214 01:13:49,400 --> 01:13:51,320 Listen to this guy. He knows what he’s talking about. 1215 01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,640 If you ever want a shot, I’ll get you a tryout in the minor-league clubs. 1216 01:13:54,800 --> 01:13:57,720 -Thanks. -No problem. Hey, nice seein’ ya. 1217 01:13:57,880 --> 01:13:59,360 Take it easy. 1218 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:03,240 BOMBAY: All right, let’s have some fun! 1219 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:08,240 You’ve got to accentuate the positive 1220 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:12,240 Eliminate the negative 1221 01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:16,400 Latch on to the affirmative 1222 01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:19,400 Don’t mess with Mister In-between 1223 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:24,520 You’ve got to spread joy up to the maximum 1224 01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:28,560 Bring gloom down to that minimum 1225 01:14:28,720 --> 01:14:32,240 Have faith or pandemonium 1226 01:14:32,400 --> 01:14:34,760 You’re liable to walk upon the sea 1227 01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:38,880 To illustrate my last remark 1228 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:43,560 Talking about Jonah in a whale and Noah in an ark 1229 01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:48,560 What did they do when everything looked so dark 1230 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:51,600 Then they say 1231 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:56,560 You better accentuate the positive 1232 01:14:56,760 --> 01:15:00,600 Eliminate that negative 1233 01:15:00,760 --> 01:15:04,600 Latch on to the affirmative 1234 01:15:04,760 --> 01:15:07,720 Don’t mess with Mister In-between 1235 01:15:23,440 --> 01:15:28,760 We better accentuate the positive 1236 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,240 Eliminate all the negative 1237 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:36,000 Latch on to the affirmative 1238 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:39,120 Don’t mess with Mister In-between 1239 01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:43,680 No, don’t mess with Mister In-between 1240 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,680 -Hey! -Hey! 1241 01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:49,800 Don’t you mess with Mister In-between 1242 01:15:52,640 --> 01:15:55,280 You know, I heard the North Stars wore the same underwear... 1243 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:58,280 all through the play-offs last year for luck. 1244 01:15:58,440 --> 01:16:00,280 So I’m doin’ the same thing. 1245 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,040 Hmm. Maybe I should’ve cooked. 1246 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,320 You know, I’m thinkin’ maybe we can all go down to the winter festival tonight. 1247 01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,320 -All three of us? -Sure. 1248 01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:11,680 I don’t think I should, ’cause I got a lot of homework. 1249 01:16:12,480 --> 01:16:15,200 You should go. With my mom. By yourselves. 1250 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:17,200 (DOORS SLAMS) 1251 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,920 Mmm, smells great! 1252 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:22,880 Hello. 1253 01:16:23,040 --> 01:16:24,640 (WHISPERING) Go for it. 1254 01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:27,560 Hi. 1255 01:16:31,640 --> 01:16:33,200 CASEY: I don’t know how they sculpt these. 1256 01:16:33,400 --> 01:16:35,560 Hmm, I wonder. 1257 01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:39,320 I used to sculpt, but now I do mostly paintings. 1258 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:41,640 How do you think they do the details? 1259 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:48,120 Oh, little men. Tiny chisels, big mittens. 1260 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:49,920 Oh. 1261 01:16:51,080 --> 01:16:52,400 I’m nervous. 1262 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,920 I’m rambling on and on here. 1263 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,920 You probably think I’m weird. 1264 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:58,760 No, I think you’re great. 1265 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:15,760 When I was a little girl, I used to pretend that that was an ice castle. 1266 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,400 And that was my room, that window right up there. 1267 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:20,760 And last winter I gave Charlie that one. 1268 01:17:21,280 --> 01:17:24,280 What about me? Which window’s mine? 1269 01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:26,080 I want to live there too. 1270 01:17:32,880 --> 01:17:35,480 What? What did I say? 1271 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,440 -It’s just not that easy. -What’s not that easy? 1272 01:17:40,080 --> 01:17:41,680 Casey, I was just playin’ around. 1273 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:45,240 Look, I don’t know how you feel about me. 1274 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,240 I don’t even know how I feel about you. 1275 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:51,040 But I do know there’s a little kid back home... 1276 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:54,600 who’s absolutely falling in love with his coach... 1277 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,920 and if you can’t deal with that, 1278 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,320 if you’re just playing around, then you better let me know. 1279 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,320 What are we talking? ’Til death do us part? 1280 01:18:01,480 --> 01:18:04,280 -I have to decide on the first date? -Stop it, Gordon. 1281 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:07,280 Charlie’s gonna be there when we get back. 1282 01:18:07,920 --> 01:18:10,480 And tomorrow. And ten years from now. 1283 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:13,000 Look, I can take it. 1284 01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,800 But if Charlie gets too attached... 1285 01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:22,160 Every time this happens, it gets... 1286 01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,080 a little rougher on him. 1287 01:18:27,920 --> 01:18:29,120 Just on him? 1288 01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,240 I’m glad to be here with you. 1289 01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,160 Me too. 1290 01:18:57,520 --> 01:19:00,280 ANNOUNCER: The surprising Ducks are still in this game 1291 01:19:00,440 --> 01:19:01,760 against the Hornets. 1292 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:06,360 Banks moving right in front, stops. He shoots, he scores! 1293 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:16,040 It’s getting rough out there between the Ducks and the Hornets. 1294 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,720 Here’s Adam Banks in the slot. He stops, shoots. He scores! 1295 01:19:25,800 --> 01:19:28,760 Back it goes to Averman. He shoots! Score! 1296 01:19:31,320 --> 01:19:34,120 The ducks win it, 5-3 over the Hornets. 1297 01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,920 And now it’s on to the semifinals... 1298 01:19:36,080 --> 01:19:38,720 where the Ducks will face the Cardinals. 1299 01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:50,320 What a game so far, ladies and gentlemen! The Ducks and the Cardinals! 1300 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:52,760 Cardinals with it in their own zone, tryin’ to clear it out. 1301 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,880 Pass to the blue line, intercepted by the Ducks. 1302 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:59,240 Here’s their star, Adam Banks. Banks has great speed. Right down the middle! 1303 01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:02,360 Goes around one man with a great move! Steps around another defender! 1304 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:03,720 He scores! 1305 01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:22,560 Come on! Come on, Jesse! 1306 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,040 ANNOUNCER: Ducks with it again. 1307 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:28,240 Here’s Averman, now getting it over to Banks. 1308 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,240 Germaine is right in the slot. Germaine with it! 1309 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,280 He shoots, he scores! 1310 01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:35,120 Germaine put it off the goaltender’s glove into the net! 1311 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,480 And that does it! The Ducks have won! Can you believe it? 1312 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:44,400 4-2, and the Ducks now get set to face the Hawks in the state finals. 1313 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:08,600 REILLY: All right, it’s up to you, Gordon. 1314 01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:11,960 Now, you miss this shot, you’re not just letting your team down, 1315 01:21:12,120 --> 01:21:13,280 you’re letting me down too. 1316 01:21:14,800 --> 01:21:17,440 Remember, it’s not worth playing... 1317 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,840 -If you can’t win. -That’s right. Okay, son, let’s go. 1318 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,840 Let’s go, son! (YELLS) 1319 01:21:35,160 --> 01:21:36,440 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1320 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:45,080 ...Oh, say does that star-spangled 1321 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:49,360 Banner yet wave 1322 01:22:49,520 --> 01:22:53,720 O’er the land of the free 1323 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:59,280 And the home of the brave 1324 01:22:59,440 --> 01:23:02,440 -Let’s go! -Let’s go! All right! 1325 01:23:02,600 --> 01:23:05,120 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the Minnesota State Pee Wee Championship. 1326 01:23:05,280 --> 01:23:07,240 Have we got a game for you today. 1327 01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:09,280 The Hawks, coached by Jack Reilly. 1328 01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:11,760 (CHANTING) Win, win, win, win, win! 1329 01:23:11,960 --> 01:23:13,960 Win, win, win, win, win! 1330 01:23:14,120 --> 01:23:16,280 (CHANTING) Win, win, win, win, win! 1331 01:23:16,440 --> 01:23:18,120 Win, win, win, win! 1332 01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:19,920 (CHANTING) Win, win, win, win! 1333 01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:21,960 (CHANTING) Win, win, win, win, win! 1334 01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:23,960 (CHEERING) 1335 01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:25,560 Ducks, let’s fire it up! 1336 01:23:25,680 --> 01:23:26,920 Come on, let’s get fired up! 1337 01:23:27,760 --> 01:23:30,480 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1338 01:23:30,640 --> 01:23:32,320 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1339 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,280 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1340 01:23:34,440 --> 01:23:36,320 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1341 01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:38,240 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1342 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,800 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1343 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,800 Quack, quack, quack, quack! 1344 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:44,960 -Go Ducks! -Let’s go! 1345 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:47,480 (CHEERING) 1346 01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:50,800 (BOOING) 1347 01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:56,320 Hey, Banks. 1348 01:23:56,480 --> 01:23:58,640 Don’t forget what side you’re on. 1349 01:23:59,480 --> 01:24:02,640 He’s a Duck, Jesse. He’ll play like a Duck. 1350 01:24:20,840 --> 01:24:22,960 ANNOUNCER: And the game is underway, 1351 01:24:23,160 --> 01:24:26,480 and right off Larson and McGill with a heavy hit. 1352 01:24:26,640 --> 01:24:30,360 That gives you an indication of what you’re going to see tonight. 1353 01:24:31,360 --> 01:24:33,520 REILLY: Good hit! That’s the way I want you guys to play it! 1354 01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:44,120 ANNOUNCER: The Ducks in green chasing it down against-- 1355 01:24:44,280 --> 01:24:46,880 A hard hit out at center ice! 1356 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:49,160 Keep it away from ’em! Come on, Banks! 1357 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,560 Heavy hitting continues in this championship game. 1358 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,560 Banks up the center ice. He drives it down into the Hawks’ zone. 1359 01:24:54,720 --> 01:24:56,880 Back in again to Larson, the man behind the net. 1360 01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:16,040 -Go, go, go! -Get it out of there! 1361 01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,360 Banks, two comin’ hard! 1362 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,120 Banks still looking for an opening, moves it up. 1363 01:25:23,240 --> 01:25:25,000 Banks gets knocked down against the boards. 1364 01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:26,880 The puck is intercepted by the Hawks. 1365 01:25:27,040 --> 01:25:30,520 Here’s Larson, over to Brown. Brown, in front, goes backhand. He scores! 1366 01:25:55,760 --> 01:25:57,560 Come on! Hustle! 1367 01:26:05,920 --> 01:26:07,880 Come on, you guys! 1368 01:26:10,800 --> 01:26:13,240 Hawks with a 1-0 lead, come back to center ice. 1369 01:26:13,440 --> 01:26:15,240 Larson gives it up to McGill. 1370 01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:17,760 Here’s McGill, inside, the lead at center ice. 1371 01:26:17,920 --> 01:26:20,720 He’s up on the blue line and around the net. 1372 01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:22,400 And he scores! 1373 01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:29,480 And now the Hawks lead 2-0. 1374 01:26:37,000 --> 01:26:39,240 Good save, Goldberg! 1375 01:26:52,480 --> 01:26:54,800 All right, all right! That’s the kind of hockey 1376 01:26:54,960 --> 01:26:56,920 I want to see played all day, boys. 1377 01:27:00,440 --> 01:27:02,280 Larson stopped at the blue line, 1378 01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:04,000 but the Ducks can’t clear it out. 1379 01:27:04,160 --> 01:27:07,160 McGill to Brown, left side. He shoots! He scores! 1380 01:27:12,080 --> 01:27:16,240 The Hawks lead late in the first period, 3-0. 1381 01:27:17,000 --> 01:27:20,120 Don’t be scared of them, Ducks. That’s what they want. 1382 01:27:20,280 --> 01:27:22,720 Keep your heads up. Play proud. 1383 01:27:23,440 --> 01:27:26,440 -Let’s fly! Come on, let’s go! -(DUCKS CHEERING) 1384 01:27:26,640 --> 01:27:28,960 REILLY: All right, pressure, boys. Pressure, pressure! 1385 01:27:29,120 --> 01:27:30,200 All right, hold it, hold it. 1386 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:35,000 I want you to drop Banks like a bad habit. I want him outta the game. 1387 01:27:35,160 --> 01:27:37,200 -Finish him off. You got it? -Yeah. 1388 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:38,880 Okay, boys, let’s go. 1389 01:27:39,040 --> 01:27:41,200 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right! 1390 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:44,040 Face-off for the second period, and the Hawks win the draw. 1391 01:27:44,240 --> 01:27:46,880 They get it back to Stickler. 3-0, Hawks lead. 1392 01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:50,240 Stickler to the blue line of the Ducks. His pass taken away by Conway. 1393 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:52,000 BOMBAY: Go after him! 1394 01:27:52,160 --> 01:27:54,480 Taken by Adam Banks. Here’s Banks across the blue line! 1395 01:27:54,640 --> 01:27:56,480 McGill from behind! Knocks Banks down! 1396 01:27:56,640 --> 01:27:58,880 Banks shoots! He scores! 1397 01:27:59,040 --> 01:28:01,640 Adam Banks with a great goal for the Ducks! 1398 01:28:01,840 --> 01:28:04,720 McGill knocked him down from behind, but Banks scored. 1399 01:28:12,640 --> 01:28:13,640 Adam. 1400 01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,200 Adam, are you okay? 1401 01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:19,240 -What’d you do? -My job. 1402 01:28:20,440 --> 01:28:23,840 Okay, we need the paramedics in. He’s injured. 1403 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:25,320 Oh, my God. 1404 01:28:26,400 --> 01:28:28,600 Come on, son, let’s go. Come on. 1405 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,760 Number seven, McGill. 1406 01:28:37,200 --> 01:28:39,200 Cross-checking. Two minutes. 1407 01:28:40,320 --> 01:28:42,280 HAWK: Don’t worry, guys. 1408 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:49,440 Did it go in? 1409 01:28:49,600 --> 01:28:53,600 -Yeah, man. -Jesse, do me a favor. 1410 01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:55,320 Kick some Hawk butt. 1411 01:28:55,760 --> 01:28:58,720 All right, cake-eater. 1412 01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:06,240 He’ll be okay, sir. We need to take some X rays, though. 1413 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,360 Hell of a job, son. 1414 01:29:12,240 --> 01:29:14,440 They score against us, they’re gonna pay the price. 1415 01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:16,200 Now, don’t worry. We’re gonna get that one back. 1416 01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:19,640 You got somethin’ to say to me, Bombay? 1417 01:29:21,120 --> 01:29:25,240 To think I wasted all those years worrying about what you thought. 1418 01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:29,560 You’re goin’ down, Reilly. 1419 01:29:38,160 --> 01:29:39,560 Let me go after ’em, coach. Let me get ’em. 1420 01:29:39,680 --> 01:29:40,960 No, we’re better than that. 1421 01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:45,960 Look, look, it’s time to play smart hockey, Duck hockey. 1422 01:29:46,120 --> 01:29:49,480 -All right? Now we got the power play. -DUCKS: Yeah. All right. 1423 01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:52,760 We’re gonna hit ’em where it hurts the most: up there. 1424 01:29:52,880 --> 01:29:54,480 DUCKS: Yeah. 1425 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:56,440 Fulton, you’re in. 1426 01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:58,520 -Coach, they’ll be rushin’ him. -Right. 1427 01:29:58,680 --> 01:30:01,120 Jesse, make sure you give Fulton plenty of time. 1428 01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:02,880 -Right, coach. -CHARLIE: Jesse, do good. 1429 01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,320 Let’s go! 1430 01:30:04,480 --> 01:30:07,000 -DUCKS: Yeah! -Hold it! Wait! Whoa! 1431 01:30:07,160 --> 01:30:08,880 Let’s have fun out there. 1432 01:30:09,040 --> 01:30:10,880 -DUCKS: All right! -All right! 1433 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:12,840 Let’s go! Let’s go! 1434 01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:17,040 The Ducks trail 3-1, and now they call on number 44, Fulton Reed... 1435 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:18,720 BOMBAY: Get the face-off! 1436 01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:21,040 ANNOUNCER: ...who has a big, booming shot. 1437 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:24,480 And the Ducks get it back to Fulton Reed. 1438 01:30:24,600 --> 01:30:27,600 Hall clears the front of the net. Here’s Reed winding. 1439 01:30:32,040 --> 01:30:33,120 He scores! 1440 01:30:34,240 --> 01:30:37,320 Fulton Reed has scored, and the Ducks are back in the game! 1441 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:41,080 Yeah! Yeah! 1442 01:30:43,160 --> 01:30:44,360 Yes! 1443 01:30:45,720 --> 01:30:48,400 Yes! That’s it! 1444 01:30:48,560 --> 01:30:51,680 More fun! More fun! 1445 01:30:51,880 --> 01:30:55,760 Of all the sloppy ass... Ladies, they don’t need our help out there! 1446 01:30:56,480 --> 01:30:58,240 Now I want that Fulton Reed covered. 1447 01:30:58,400 --> 01:31:00,480 He better not make another shot. You got it? 1448 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:05,720 I’m tellin’ you, you blow this game and nobody makes the team next year! 1449 01:31:06,440 --> 01:31:07,640 All right, get out there! 1450 01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:30,920 Quick feet, now! Quick feet! 1451 01:31:31,080 --> 01:31:32,920 The puck comes around, now to Blake on the right side. 1452 01:31:33,080 --> 01:31:35,920 Blake through the slot with a backhand. Scores! 1453 01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:37,840 Blake with a backhanded goal, 1454 01:31:38,360 --> 01:31:42,000 and the Hawks regain the two goal lead at 4-2. 1455 01:31:42,800 --> 01:31:44,760 Guys, guys, guys, listen up, listen. 1456 01:31:44,920 --> 01:31:47,760 We have got to stay fired up and focused, all right? 1457 01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:49,440 It ain’t over ’til it’s over. 1458 01:31:50,480 --> 01:31:54,280 Tammy, Tommy, let’s show these Hawks something really different. Come here. 1459 01:31:55,400 --> 01:31:58,640 All right. I want you guys to start up here... 1460 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:00,920 Third period and the Ducks trail 4-2, 1461 01:32:01,120 --> 01:32:03,120 trying desperately to get back in the game. 1462 01:32:03,280 --> 01:32:05,560 The Ducks with Tammy and Tommy Duncan on the ice. 1463 01:32:05,720 --> 01:32:08,160 Tammy Duncan goes in front of the net, Tommy with the puck. 1464 01:32:08,320 --> 01:32:11,480 Tammy’s spinning, and the Hawks are just looking at her. 1465 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,320 -Come on. -Come on! 1466 01:32:13,480 --> 01:32:16,000 Now! 1467 01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:18,400 Tammy Duncan shoots, she scores! 1468 01:32:18,560 --> 01:32:20,800 Yes! Yes! We’re still alive! 1469 01:32:29,440 --> 01:32:31,520 (CROWD BOOING) 1470 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:33,880 I’m on, coach. 1471 01:32:34,000 --> 01:32:35,040 Yes, we’re still in there! 1472 01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:39,280 He Grabs McGill from behind... 1473 01:32:39,440 --> 01:32:41,840 and throws him over the boards into the bench. 1474 01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:44,600 Now he wants to pick a fight with the entire Hawks team. 1475 01:32:44,760 --> 01:32:47,280 Fulton Reed has to be restrained by the referee. 1476 01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:49,600 Game misconduct. You’re outta here, son. 1477 01:32:49,760 --> 01:32:51,000 I’m off, coach. 1478 01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:53,000 He barely touched him. 1479 01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,640 Oreo line! 1480 01:33:08,040 --> 01:33:09,640 I want you to remember what we learned. 1481 01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:11,960 -Ducks stick together, right? -Yeah! 1482 01:33:12,120 --> 01:33:14,320 So let’s see it! Show me the flying "V." 1483 01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:15,800 -All right! -All right! 1484 01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:18,160 Let’s get a line change! Let’s go! 1485 01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:20,360 JESSE: Here we go! Come on, y’all, let’s go! 1486 01:33:31,400 --> 01:33:33,000 Come on! Come on! 1487 01:33:33,160 --> 01:33:35,040 Flying "V"! 1488 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:39,520 Jesse Hall goes behind his own net, joined by the rest of his team. 1489 01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:43,680 Here they come from behind the net! It’s the flying "V"! 1490 01:33:47,240 --> 01:33:48,920 Come on! Come on! 1491 01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:52,920 Terry Hall, with the puck, moves the puck ahead to brother Jesse. 1492 01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,040 They stay onside the blue line. Jesse Hall with it, 1493 01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:57,000 trying to come down the slot. 1494 01:33:57,160 --> 01:34:00,880 Moves down the right side, now in front of the net. Jesse scores! 1495 01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:16,920 (CROWD QUACKING) 1496 01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:26,920 With the score tied 4-4, the next goal will decide the championship. 1497 01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:29,920 Tremendous pressure. Neither team can afford any mistakes now. 1498 01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:32,320 23 seconds left to go in regulation. 1499 01:34:40,320 --> 01:34:41,440 Looking for the game-winning goal, 1500 01:34:41,600 --> 01:34:44,080 here’s Morgan moving into the slot. He shoots and a big save. 1501 01:34:44,280 --> 01:34:48,160 Big save, Goldberg! We’ll get ’em in overtime! 1502 01:34:48,320 --> 01:34:52,320 Score tied at four. Now Averman ahead to Charlie Conway. 1503 01:34:52,480 --> 01:34:54,600 -Come on, Charlie. -Conway to center ice on a breakaway! 1504 01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:56,480 Conway moving across the Hawk blue line, 1505 01:34:56,640 --> 01:34:58,440 down the middle! He could win the game! 1506 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:05,280 Hey! Where’s the call? 1507 01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:10,480 No time left on the clock, but the referee is calling a penalty shot! 1508 01:35:11,800 --> 01:35:13,160 REILLY: What kind of call is that? 1509 01:35:13,800 --> 01:35:16,320 Okay, we’ve got a penalty shot for the Ducks. 1510 01:35:17,040 --> 01:35:19,680 Coach, penalty shot. Anyone on the ice can take it. 1511 01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,320 All right, Ducks, who’s gonna take it? 1512 01:35:24,480 --> 01:35:26,320 -I think he should take it. -Me? 1513 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:28,480 What about Charlie? 1514 01:35:28,600 --> 01:35:30,520 -What about Charlie? -All he does is fan. 1515 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,520 Let’s let him finish what he started. 1516 01:35:32,680 --> 01:35:35,520 -Coach, we have a chance to win. -Damn straight we do. 1517 01:35:35,680 --> 01:35:39,200 Come here. You been practicing that triple deke? 1518 01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:41,480 -Yeah. -Then you’re all set. 1519 01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:44,000 You may make it, you may not. 1520 01:35:44,160 --> 01:35:47,200 But that doesn’t matter, Charlie. What matters is that we’re here. 1521 01:35:47,840 --> 01:35:48,880 Look around. 1522 01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,440 Whoever thought we’d make it this far? 1523 01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:56,560 One, two, three. Triple deke. 1524 01:35:57,600 --> 01:35:59,280 Take your best shot. 1525 01:35:59,920 --> 01:36:03,360 I believe in you, Charlie, win or lose. 1526 01:36:04,760 --> 01:36:07,600 -Thanks, coach. -Go get ’em. 1527 01:36:10,400 --> 01:36:12,000 -All right, Charlie. -Let’s go, Charlie. 1528 01:36:12,160 --> 01:36:15,160 (ALL CHEERING) 1529 01:36:17,920 --> 01:36:19,240 ALL: Go, Charlie! 1530 01:36:25,600 --> 01:36:27,520 Okay, now wait for my signal. Good luck. 1531 01:36:35,840 --> 01:36:41,600 (CHANTING) Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, 1532 01:36:41,760 --> 01:36:45,920 (CHANTING) Charlie, Charlie, Charlie... 1533 01:36:46,080 --> 01:36:48,600 Okay, now don’t leave your crease before he touches the puck. Good luck. 1534 01:36:49,400 --> 01:36:50,760 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1535 01:37:02,240 --> 01:37:04,920 Come on, Charlie. Come on, Charlie. 1536 01:37:05,080 --> 01:37:06,920 (CROWD CHEERING) 1537 01:37:08,280 --> 01:37:10,080 (SILENCE) 1538 01:37:33,040 --> 01:37:35,480 (CHEERING) 1539 01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:22,640 Thank you, Hans. 1540 01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,960 I’m proud of you, Gordon. 1541 01:38:39,200 --> 01:38:44,040 (CHANTING) Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, 1542 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:48,160 Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, 1543 01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:51,320 Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks, Ducks... 1544 01:38:58,000 --> 01:39:00,200 Look, don’t take any bad dives, okay? 1545 01:39:02,400 --> 01:39:04,560 Just remember, keep your head up, man. 1546 01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:07,920 Cake-eater. 1547 01:39:14,720 --> 01:39:16,560 Remember, strength, not concentration. 1548 01:39:16,760 --> 01:39:17,920 BOMBAY: Right. 1549 01:39:19,280 --> 01:39:21,600 And for God’s sakes, soft hands. 1550 01:39:21,760 --> 01:39:25,000 Right. Anything else? 1551 01:39:25,160 --> 01:39:27,360 Yeah. Have fun out there, coach. 1552 01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:35,440 I must be crazy. A tryout with the minors. 1553 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:38,760 I’m gonna be goin’ up against kids half my age. 1554 01:39:38,920 --> 01:39:41,920 Just have a good tryout, Gordon. One step at a time. 1555 01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:44,720 Yeah, you’re right. 1556 01:39:48,440 --> 01:39:52,240 (KIDS HOOTING) 1557 01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:57,960 Bye. I’ll call you when I get there. 1558 01:39:58,120 --> 01:39:59,880 Banks is first in line next! 1559 01:40:06,240 --> 01:40:07,600 Hey, Ducks! 1560 01:40:07,760 --> 01:40:10,480 No matter what happens, we’ll see you next season. 1561 01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:15,280 -We got a title to defend. -(CHEERING) 1562 01:40:26,880 --> 01:40:29,720 I'm closing up 1563 01:40:30,880 --> 01:40:33,840 I'm closing in 1564 01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:37,680 Couldn't wait for this moment to come 1565 01:40:37,840 --> 01:40:41,760 Couldn't wait for this day to begin 1566 01:40:42,880 --> 01:40:46,520 Won't be afraid 1567 01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:50,080 Got so much pride 1568 01:40:50,720 --> 01:40:54,000 And I've never been a loser 1569 01:40:54,160 --> 01:40:58,080 And I just can't lose tonight 1570 01:40:58,280 --> 01:41:02,480 Winning it all, ain't gonna walk away 1571 01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:06,400 Giving it all, no matter what you say 1572 01:41:06,560 --> 01:41:10,640 Ain't gonna fall, don't wanna lose today 1573 01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:14,520 Winning it all 1574 01:41:14,880 --> 01:41:17,760 This time it's right 1575 01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:22,040 My time has come 1576 01:41:22,760 --> 01:41:25,720 Gonna give everything that I've got 1577 01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:29,600 Till it's over and victory's won 1578 01:41:30,960 --> 01:41:34,360 No second chance 1579 01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:37,800 No giving up 1580 01:41:38,720 --> 01:41:41,920 Because no one remembers a loser 1581 01:41:42,080 --> 01:41:46,360 And I don't intend to be one 1582 01:41:46,520 --> 01:41:50,320 Winning it all, ain't gonna walk away 1583 01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:54,360 Giving it all, no matter what you say 1584 01:41:54,520 --> 01:41:58,640 Ain't gonna fall, don't wanna lose today 1585 01:41:58,840 --> 01:42:02,360 Oh, winning it all 1586 01:42:14,320 --> 01:42:18,400 Winning it all, ain't gonna walk away 1587 01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:22,400 Giving it all, no matter what you say 1588 01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:26,760 Ain't gonna fall, don't wanna lose today 1589 01:42:26,920 --> 01:42:30,320 Winning it all 1590 01:42:30,480 --> 01:42:34,280 Winning it all, ain't gonna walk away 1591 01:42:34,440 --> 01:42:37,360 Giving it all 1592 01:42:39,000 --> 01:42:41,240 Buddy you're a boy make a big noise 1593 01:42:41,400 --> 01:42:44,440 Playin' in the street, gonna be a big man some day 1594 01:42:44,640 --> 01:42:47,680 You got mud on yo' face, you big disgrace 1595 01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:50,400 Kickin' your can all over the place 1596 01:42:50,600 --> 01:42:55,000 Singin' we will we will rock you 1597 01:42:56,640 --> 01:43:00,920 We will we will rock you 1598 01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:04,720 Buddy you're a young man, hard man 1599 01:43:04,880 --> 01:43:08,000 Shoutin' in the street, gonna take on the world some day 1600 01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:11,240 You got blood on yo' face, you big disgrace 1601 01:43:11,400 --> 01:43:14,280 Wavin' your banner all over the place 1602 01:43:14,440 --> 01:43:18,600 We will we will rock you 1603 01:43:20,440 --> 01:43:24,280 We will we will rock you 120017

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