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Ooh, Oscar!
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Come on, Miriam.
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Let's go to the sandbox.
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Excuse us.
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Sure.
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More coffee? No, no more coffee.
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I want to get out of here. Well,
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how do you know I
don't want more coffee?
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You notice how I
overlooked "sandbox"?
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Tell me the truth, Felix.
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What do you think of Mitzi?
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She didn't say
anything all evening.
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Can she talk?
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Who cares?
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She listens sexy.
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Listen, it's a second date
with her, and I wanna be alone.
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Okay? What do you
want Miriam and me to do?
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Move to another table?
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No, I just don't want
to hang around here.
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I'll take care of the
check, we'll leave,
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you go your way, I'll go mine.
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I get the picture. Right,
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when they come back,
you say you want to leave.
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Leave it to me. All
right, I wanna make sure.
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So when I said I was
crocheting an afghan.
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She said, "Why don't
you do something big?
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Knit a St. Bernard."
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You bring us our
regular as usual, okay?
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I couldn't believe
that out of her,
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'cause she always
looked so stern.
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Eee, it's them.
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It's them! I recognize them
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from TV! Who? What? Who? What?
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It's them isn't it, Oscar? What?
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Yeah, it's them. Check,
will ya? What? What?
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Right over there! Who?
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Betty White and Allen Ludden
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from Password! Where?
Where? Where? Where?
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Don't look. You'll
embarrass them.
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But I can't see if I don't look.
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You look on the way out.
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Oh.
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Did you see? Is it
them? Aren't you...
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Aren't you thrilled?
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Not particularly.
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I'm not speaking
to Allen Ludden.
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On November 13, Felix Unger
was asked to remove himself
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from his place of residence.
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That request came from his wife.
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Deep down, he
knew she was right,
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but he also knew that
someday he would return to her.
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With nowhere else to go,
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he appeared at the home
of his friend, Oscar Madison.
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Several years earlier,
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Madison's wife
had thrown him out,
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requesting that he never return.
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Can two divorced
men share an apartment
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without driving
each other crazy?
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♪ ♪
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The Odd Couple was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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You're not speaking
to Allen Ludden?
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Do you know him, Felix?
He doesn't know Ludden.
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Six months ago...
six months ago!
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Felix, will you...
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I auditioned to be a
contestant on Password.
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They never called me.
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
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I don't get it.
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Hey, no, he doesn't
pick the contestants.
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They got guys who do
all that backstage stuff.
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I gave a powerful audition!
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Maybe that's why
you didn't get it.
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What do you mean by that?
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Felix, they want average Joes,
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people who look like they
may not necessarily win,
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like cab drivers, housewives...
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See, they don't want
sophisticated photographers,
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portraits a specialty.
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And look how I got
involved in the conversation
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when I want to get out of here!
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Average. Of course
I'm not average!
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That's why I didn't get on.
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It's lonely having a high I.Q.
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Sure.
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Did you ever see
Einstein on Beat the Clock?
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Oh, can I get his autograph
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for my little sister?
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Does she live with you? No.
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I live alone. Sure,
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you can get it!
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Allen, don't stare, darling.
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But that's Oscar Madison,
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my favorite sportswriter.
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He's used to being stared at.
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I know, but he doesn't
know you're a sports freak.
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I'm going over and talk to him.
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Oh... Have a little
white bread, Allen.
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I can't believe I'm
not on the show
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because I'm above average!
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Oh, he's coming over here.
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Act average. Act...
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Do you suffer much
from acid stomach?
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Well, Allen Ludden,
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Excuse me. What a coincidence!
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My basic girl and I were
just talking about you.
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I'd like to... I'll
be a son of a gun,
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if I don't enjoy Password.
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You know one thing I like,
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I like to sit around
the Formica table.
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I like to drink
beer out of the can,
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just... sit there
in my undershirt...
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watch the boob tube.
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Yes.
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That's...
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that's very interesting.
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Uh, say, are you Oscar Madison?
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Yes, I am. You know, you're
my favorite sportswriter.
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I read you every day. Thank you.
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I appreciate that. Look...
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Miriam Welby, Mitzi
Ferguson, How do you do?
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Yes. And this is Felix Unger.
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Now, he really loves Password.
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How do? Nice to know you.
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Likewise, I'm sure.
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Hey, listen, Os...
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Listen, Oscar, if-if
you'd be interested
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in being a celebrity
guest on Password,
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why don't you give
our office a call?
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We-we're looking for celebrities
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for a special New York series
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we're doing. Oh, I'm
not good at games.
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I appreciate the thought,
though, but no, I can't.
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Okay, but it sure was
nice meeting you, anyway.
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Same here.
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E-excuse me.
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Certainly. Thank you. Bye-bye.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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He never even noticed me!
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I tried so hard to
be an average Joe!
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You were so good,
like Ozzie Nelson.
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And you!
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Allen Ludden asked you to
be a contestant on Password,
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and you turned him down.
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Felix, I don't know
how to play the game,
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I am not going on the show,
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and we're getting
out of here. Let's go.
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You didn't pay the check. Here.
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Sort it out.
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Oh, but I didn't
get his autograph.
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I got one in the car.
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He left me a button.
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I'm just dying to
talk to Allen Ludden.
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Well, why don't
you go over there?
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They don't mind. Oh, no, no.
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Oh, go on. They look very
nice. No, no, I shouldn't.
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No, no. Please go on...
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It would be pushy, wouldn't it?
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No. No, please, come on.
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I insist.
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Excuse me, Allen Ludden.
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Uh, yes.
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Oh, oh, you're Oscar's
friend, Mr. Engle.
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Unger. Felix Unger.
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Oh, yes, uh, Unger, ah...
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This is my wife,
Betty. Mr. Unger.
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Felix.
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Nice to know you, Mrs. White.
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M-Miss, Miss White...
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Mrs., Mrs. Ludden. Betty.
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Ah.
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You know, I watch
you all the time, Betty.
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You're my biggest fan.
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Thank you. That's very nice.
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I remember when you
had your own show.
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Years and years and years ago.
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That many?
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It's amazing how
youthful you look.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I'm even younger on the re-runs.
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Say... if, uh, if
Oscar Madison went
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on this special Password
show you're talking about,
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could he choose his partner?
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Well, probably.
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But, ah, I'm not in charge
of that department, Felix.
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Uh-huh. Well...
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if he chose his own partner,
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could he choose me?
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I'm just an average guy.
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I worked my way through college
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selling spot remover.
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Well...
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actually, that, that
would be up to Oscar.
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Uh-huh, I see.
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Well, thank you,
thank you very much.
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I... I guess I better
be shoving off.
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As Reader's Digest says,
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"Never overstay your welcome,
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or you'll never be
welcome to stay over."
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Fine.
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So long, folks.
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I love pets.
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It worked, it worked!
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Oh, Oscar's going
to be so happy.
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He's dying to go on Password.
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I thought he didn't want to be
on it. Oh, that's before he knew
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that I was going
to be his partner.
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Let's go tell him. Do you
know where Mitzi lives?
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I'd wait till morning.
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Right.
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You'll get your answer
in the morning, Al.
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Oscar!
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Oscar!
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Breakfast!
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Grab your socks!
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What's for breakfast, Sarge?
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Cluck.
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Cluck?
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Jumbled.
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Cluck jumbled?
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Pig. Felix, I just got up.
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Smoked.
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Pig, smoked... Crisp.
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Pig, smoked, crisp,
cluck, jumbled...
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Bacon and scrambled
eggs? Right! Right!
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And you said you
can't play Password.
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You see?
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Why don't you call Allen Ludden?
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Go ahead, tell him you'll be on.
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He said I could be your
partner, so how could you lose?
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Felix, just serve the food.
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Forget about last night.
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How can I forget
about last night?
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It was your big chance,
and you turned it down.
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I thought I had a
big chance last night,
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and Mitzi turned me down.
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Did you have any
fun with Miriam?
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It's not nice to tell.
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He's putting beer
in his orange juice!
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I want to kill the Vitamin C.
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I'm making your
favorite breakfast.
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I know, jumbled cluck.
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And I know why
you're making it, Fe...
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I'm not going to go on Password.
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Coffee.
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Cup.
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Empty.
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Full. Hot.
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I don't get it.
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I want a hot cup of
coffee! Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
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I-I thought you were
playing the game.
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I know what you thought. I know.
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I know. Why won't
you go on Password?
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It's such a simple game,
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and you already
understand the basics.
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And I can teach
you the subtleties
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in nothing flat.
What subtleties?
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Well, the inflections,
like, if you go up,
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that means you
give the opposite.
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Hooooot...
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Come on. It's so simple.
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00:09:32,255 --> 00:09:35,389
Hooooot... Cold. Yes!
262
00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,391
Nothing to it.
263
00:09:37,460 --> 00:09:38,740
Give me another one.
264
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:42,830
Nooorth... South?
265
00:09:42,899 --> 00:09:44,165
Right Isn't that simple?
266
00:09:44,234 --> 00:09:46,183
Then if you go
steady in the inflection,
267
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,551
then you just, like, candle...
268
00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:48,987
then you just
give the next thing
269
00:09:49,055 --> 00:09:50,332
that comes normally.
Hit me with that again,
270
00:09:50,356 --> 00:09:51,734
I didn't understand. Candle...
271
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,069
Stick! Of course.
272
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:54,293
You see? You're a good player.
273
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,370
Here, let me try one.
274
00:09:55,394 --> 00:09:58,129
I wanna try one of
them zingers, like...
275
00:09:58,197 --> 00:10:00,031
Book! Case.
276
00:10:00,083 --> 00:10:02,711
Good. I was thinking of
"maker," but "case" is good.
277
00:10:02,735 --> 00:10:05,136
This is fun! I told
you it's a lot of fun.
278
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,616
Yeah, well, you
can forget about it.
279
00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,417
Forget about the game,
forget about Password,
280
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,119
and forget about breakfast.
Aw, come on, Oscar.
281
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,509
Allen Ludden said
that if you play,
282
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:12,644
I could be your partner.
283
00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,979
It's my life's dream!
284
00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:15,091
No!
285
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:17,048
Oh... they give you $750.
286
00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:19,050
Dollars?
287
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,052
Yes!
288
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,432
Who wants to spoil
a friend's dream!
289
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,856
Aw, that's, great.
290
00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,469
And I can be your partner? Sure!
291
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,426
Good! Bye.
292
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,897
Ah, you made it just
perfect, just perfect.
293
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,944
All right, Murray,
you sit right there.
294
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,879
Now, Myrna, you're
going to be a celebrity.
295
00:10:36,903 --> 00:10:38,919
Can I be Peggy Cass?
296
00:10:38,988 --> 00:10:40,421
Whatever you want.
297
00:10:40,490 --> 00:10:41,822
You just sit right there.
298
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,491
Murray, you'll be
an ordinary person.
299
00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,770
Don't rub it in.
300
00:10:44,794 --> 00:10:47,078
Who do you want me to be?
301
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,590
Now, you're going
to be Allen Ludden!
302
00:10:48,614 --> 00:10:49,547
Oh, what fun!
303
00:10:49,599 --> 00:10:51,382
Could you be Monty Hall instead?
304
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,384
I always wanted to
dress like a chicken.
305
00:10:54,504 --> 00:10:56,387
Look who's home.
306
00:10:56,456 --> 00:11:00,391
There he is,
Mr. Password himself!
307
00:11:00,460 --> 00:11:02,560
Ready to play the
game, big fella?
308
00:11:02,629 --> 00:11:04,195
Ah, look at Mitzi!
309
00:11:04,263 --> 00:11:05,763
How devastating you look!
310
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:06,872
Hey, what's going on?
311
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,327
We're all going to
practice Password.
312
00:11:08,351 --> 00:11:10,179
Oh... could I talk
to you for a minute?
313
00:11:10,203 --> 00:11:11,652
Sure, partner!
314
00:11:11,721 --> 00:11:12,887
What's on that razor-sharp
315
00:11:12,956 --> 00:11:14,350
mind of yours? Well,
not here. In the kitchen.
316
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:15,451
It's kind of private,
okay? Yeah, sure.
317
00:11:15,475 --> 00:11:16,708
Everybody, you just,
318
00:11:16,776 --> 00:11:18,710
just pass some words
among each other.
319
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:21,946
You're not getting butterflies
320
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,626
in the tum-tum,
are you? No, no, no.
321
00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:25,027
Cold feet? What? No, no, uh...
322
00:11:25,051 --> 00:11:26,429
Well, it's about
our partnership.
323
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,453
What about it?
324
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,630
It's off.
325
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,255
Oh... you're not going
to be on Password?
326
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,835
Oh, yeah, I'm going
to be on Password,
327
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:35,419
but Mitzi's going
to be my partner.
328
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:43,768
So Mitzi's going
to be your partner.
329
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:47,371
Well... How about them apples?
330
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:48,584
Well, she-she loves game shows.
331
00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:49,786
She's very bright.
332
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,954
She graduated charm school.
333
00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,244
No kidding.
334
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:57,698
So Mitzi's in, and
little Felix is out.
335
00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,667
That's show biz.
336
00:11:59,735 --> 00:12:02,014
Guess I better tell everybody
to go home. No, no, no, no.
337
00:12:02,038 --> 00:12:03,737
I promised I'd prepare
you for the game.
338
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,873
I keep my promises.
339
00:12:05,941 --> 00:12:07,775
The show must go on, fella,
340
00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:09,910
no matter how
boring it's going to be.
341
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,457
Boy, you're taking it great,
342
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,858
and I thought you'd be angry.
343
00:12:12,882 --> 00:12:14,799
No. I'm a big boy now.
344
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,768
I didn't cry at Anzio.
345
00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:19,320
Well, I want to say
346
00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:21,949
I've always
underestimated your class.
347
00:12:29,232 --> 00:12:32,550
All right, everybody, we're
going to play Password.
348
00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:33,896
Yay!
349
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,397
There will be a slight
change in the lineup.
350
00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,954
Miriam, I'm going
to be Allen Ludden.
351
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:40,074
All right, Mr. Celebrity,
you'll sit here.
352
00:12:40,142 --> 00:12:43,544
Miss Charm School,
you'll sit there.
353
00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:45,657
Can we get on
with the game? Yes.
354
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,381
The game is worth 25 points.
355
00:12:47,450 --> 00:12:49,651
The first clue is
worth ten points,
356
00:12:49,719 --> 00:12:51,797
and you'll have ten
seconds in which to respond.
357
00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:54,155
The first player has the
option to pass or play.
358
00:12:54,223 --> 00:12:55,751
Are those the rules? I
didn't understand one word.
359
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,852
Don't worry, I'll carry you.
360
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,859
Here is the first password.
361
00:12:58,928 --> 00:13:03,231
The word is "aquarium."
362
00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:06,800
All right, Murray, you have
the option to pass or play.
363
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,486
While Murray is making
this difficult decision,
364
00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,789
we'll take a short... Murray,
we're on network television.
365
00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:18,813
I'll play.
366
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,316
Guppy.
367
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:22,550
Fish?
368
00:13:22,619 --> 00:13:24,102
Wrong! Nine points.
369
00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,269
Mitzi.
370
00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,322
Astrology.
371
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,670
Astrology, guppy.
372
00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:29,823
Pisces?
373
00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:31,626
Very wrong! Eight points.
374
00:13:31,694 --> 00:13:32,893
Officer Greshler.
375
00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:35,479
Tank!
376
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,114
Aquarium?
377
00:13:37,183 --> 00:13:39,200
Very good. "Aquarium"
wins for eight points.
378
00:13:39,269 --> 00:13:41,385
Astrology?
379
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,254
Sure, it's from that song,
380
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,557
"This is the dawning of
the age of aquariums."
381
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:49,059
What a team.
382
00:13:55,618 --> 00:13:57,551
Still up?
383
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,060
I just took Mitzi home.
384
00:14:06,129 --> 00:14:07,395
Oh?
385
00:14:07,464 --> 00:14:11,599
How is Miss Magna Cum
Cute from charm school?
386
00:14:11,667 --> 00:14:13,901
All right, so she's
not a genius.
387
00:14:13,970 --> 00:14:16,054
Who wants to date an
encyclopedia, anyway?
388
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:18,473
Oscar, if her IQ
were one point higher,
389
00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:20,842
she'd have the
mentality of a handball.
390
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,411
But forgive me,
she's your choice.
391
00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:25,780
She's not my choice anymore.
392
00:14:25,849 --> 00:14:27,181
What do you mean?
393
00:14:27,250 --> 00:14:29,567
Oh, you didn't
insult that poor child.
394
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:30,952
No, she insulted me.
395
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:32,932
She said she didn't want to
appear on the show with me.
396
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,889
She said I gave bad clues.
397
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,610
So I guess you'll need
another partner, then, won't you?
398
00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:40,990
Yep. Hmm.
399
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,447
Guess I'll need another partner.
400
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,583
Guess everybody needs a partner,
401
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,696
like Rogers and
Hammerstein. Mm-hmm.
402
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,364
Lewis and Clark. Mmm.
403
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:50,421
Tom and Jerry.
404
00:14:50,489 --> 00:14:52,690
Frick and Frack.
405
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,559
Here, let me help you.
406
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,840
Oh, I had a great partner.
407
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:59,107
Did I have a great partner.
408
00:14:59,131 --> 00:15:00,475
Boy, he could play
those inflections.
409
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:01,911
You know, when he said "hot,"
410
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,646
man, I knew "cold,
cold, cold." Mm.
411
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:06,181
Oh, man. And then when he
gave me the "candle"... "stick."
412
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:07,950
Ooh, we'd have creamed
anybody, I'm telling you.
413
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,484
We would have been
the greatest team.
414
00:15:09,508 --> 00:15:11,654
I better call Allen Ludden,
tell him I don't have a partner.
415
00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,744
I'll do it. You will?
416
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:15,997
What are you doing?
417
00:15:16,066 --> 00:15:17,799
Swallowing my pride.
418
00:15:24,640 --> 00:15:27,041
Hey.
419
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,142
Look at that.
420
00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:29,654
Hey, you sure it's
okay to be here?
421
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,878
Why, of course.
422
00:15:30,946 --> 00:15:33,092
We're part of the show,
buddy. We belong here.
423
00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:34,994
Doesn't it that
look bigger on TV?
424
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,650
That's often the case.
425
00:15:36,719 --> 00:15:38,830
Fix your tie. Leave it alone.
426
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:39,931
Is that Betty White?
427
00:15:39,955 --> 00:15:40,988
Where?
428
00:15:41,057 --> 00:15:42,189
Oh, yeah.
429
00:15:42,258 --> 00:15:45,543
Yeah, sh-she's an
absolutely unbeatable player.
430
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,179
Did you know that she and
Allen Ludden met on this show?
431
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,413
They met on Password, yeah.
432
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,227
Really? She said
"I" he said "do"?
433
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,483
It's very romantic.
434
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,984
Words brought them together.
435
00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,953
Their password was "love."
436
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,266
Hey, that is nice.
437
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,667
Don't you be nervous, Millicent.
438
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,923
That's silly, honey.
439
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:01,626
I've got some old
lightning round words.
440
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:02,926
We can practice with them.
441
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,406
You can get kind of
the feeling of the show.
442
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,896
You want to do that?
443
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,398
Okay? Shoot.
444
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,033
All right.
445
00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:12,370
Now... Photograph.
446
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,422
Picture? Right.
447
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,056
Sit. Down.
448
00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:17,925
Furniture. Chair.
449
00:16:17,994 --> 00:16:19,059
Got it.
450
00:16:19,128 --> 00:16:20,411
Animal.
451
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,779
Um... bear?
452
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,615
Neck. Giraffe.
453
00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:25,760
That's it.
454
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:26,829
That's perfect.
455
00:16:26,853 --> 00:16:28,480
That's ideal. Hi, Betty.
456
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:29,582
Remember me?
457
00:16:29,606 --> 00:16:30,766
Felix Unger from the restaurant?
458
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,890
Average guy, loves pets?
459
00:16:32,942 --> 00:16:34,591
Oh, hello.
460
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,940
Hello, Oscar.
461
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,072
How you doing?
462
00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:38,390
Well, I'm a little nervous.
463
00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:39,925
Oh, don't be. It's
going to be fun.
464
00:16:39,949 --> 00:16:42,049
Do you know whom
we're playing against?
465
00:16:42,117 --> 00:16:42,917
Me.
466
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,435
You?
467
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:47,104
Yes, and I take my
Password very seriously.
468
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,250
I play to win.
469
00:16:48,274 --> 00:16:49,352
Good luck.
470
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,019
Nice seeing you, Mr. Engle.
471
00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:53,260
Ungle. Unger. Felix Unger.
472
00:16:53,329 --> 00:16:54,807
Felix... Good luck, Betty.
473
00:16:54,831 --> 00:16:56,742
Hey, wait a second. Betty White?
474
00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,110
I'm playing against Betty White?
475
00:16:58,134 --> 00:16:59,683
But with Felix Unger.
476
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:00,997
Fix your tie. Will you stop.
477
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,286
You saw her play.
478
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,532
That's why I'm scared.
479
00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,676
Oh, nothing to be scared of.
480
00:17:04,724 --> 00:17:06,184
Didn't you get the
message, the way she plays?
481
00:17:06,208 --> 00:17:08,609
Simple and follow through.
482
00:17:08,677 --> 00:17:10,144
Like Babe Ruth's swing.
483
00:17:10,213 --> 00:17:12,480
Simple... follow through.
484
00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:14,115
That's the key to champions.
485
00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:17,918
Simple... follow...
Angelo Podestra.
486
00:17:17,987 --> 00:17:19,320
Angelo... What is he?
487
00:17:19,388 --> 00:17:20,821
Champion boccie player.
488
00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,123
Simple... follow through.
489
00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:24,292
That's the key.
490
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,093
Just keep your words
simple and direct.
491
00:17:26,162 --> 00:17:27,628
Now, you ready to play the game?
492
00:17:27,697 --> 00:17:29,575
Yeah, baseball and
boccie I'm ready to play.
493
00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:31,410
Fix your tie. Oh,
you fix it yourself.
494
00:17:31,434 --> 00:17:33,534
You're wearing a
clip-on tie to a show.
495
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:35,235
Here, put it back,
and fix your...
496
00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:38,339
You're wear... you're wearing
a cardboard handkerchief.
497
00:17:38,408 --> 00:17:41,241
That's just for show. Aren't
you ashamed of yourself?
498
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,339
This is my real handkerchief.
499
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:47,431
Good, after the
show, we'll rob a train.
500
00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:48,432
Ready, Allen?
501
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:49,433
All set.
502
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:50,667
Okay, everybody, relax.
503
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,337
Tape is rolling.
504
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:57,875
And now, here once again is the
host of Password, Allen Ludden.
505
00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:59,610
Welcome back.
506
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,058
Now we're going to
meet the contestants
507
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,993
who are going to challenge
our winning team here
508
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,528
of Millicent Thomas
and Betty White.
509
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,313
First let's meet
that fine sportswriter
510
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:11,538
from the New York
Herald, Oscar Madison.
511
00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,993
Welcome, Oscar.
512
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,796
Welcome to Password, Oscar.
513
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:20,164
Nice to be here, I think.
514
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:22,010
Now as you know,
for this special series,
515
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,546
we allow our
celebrity contestants
516
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,868
to pick their own teammates.
517
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,982
Now, who have you picked
for your partner, Oscar?
518
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,040
Oh, I chose for my
partner Felix Unger.
519
00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:38,761
Wasn't much of an introduction.
520
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,402
What did you want me
to say, "He... re's Felix"?
521
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:42,970
Welcome to Password, Felix.
522
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,550
Now, tell us a little
bit about yourself.
523
00:18:44,574 --> 00:18:46,068
Well, I'm a commercial
photographer,
524
00:18:46,092 --> 00:18:47,391
portraits a specialty.
525
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,227
Uh, I was married, but
I'm not now, unfortunately,
526
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,456
although I wish I were.
527
00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:54,248
I have two extremely
beautiful children,
528
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,778
Leonard and Edna, whom I
don't see as much as I'd like to;
529
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,413
I only... I only get
them on weekends.
530
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,704
A little, Felix,
just a little, a little.
531
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,751
On the other hand,
I'm a very good cook,
532
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,620
and I'm a lot of fun at
parties, people tell me.
533
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,388
It sounds like you lead
a rich, full life, Mr. Unger.
534
00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,740
Now, let's play Password.
Thank you, Allen.
535
00:19:07,764 --> 00:19:09,742
I'll give the password
first to Oscar Madison
536
00:19:09,766 --> 00:19:11,065
and Betty White.
537
00:19:11,134 --> 00:19:12,945
And as they look at it, we
want you to see it at home.
538
00:19:12,969 --> 00:19:15,853
The password is "gravy."
539
00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:17,850
Okay, Betty, the
first option is yours.
540
00:19:17,874 --> 00:19:19,373
For ten points... pass or play?
541
00:19:19,441 --> 00:19:20,502
I'll play.
542
00:19:20,526 --> 00:19:21,636
Ten points.
543
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,727
Sauce.
544
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,895
Mayonnaise?
545
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,596
Nine points, Oscar.
546
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:30,985
Meat.
547
00:19:31,054 --> 00:19:33,921
Meat.
548
00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:35,723
Lincoln.
549
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,198
Eight points, Betty.
550
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,586
Covering.
551
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:49,920
Gravy.
552
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:51,333
Good. That's it. You got it.
553
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,557
Eight points for the ladies.
554
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,809
Lincoln?
555
00:19:55,878 --> 00:19:58,779
It's a known fact that
Lincoln loved mayonnaise.
556
00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:01,315
Okay, let's move right along.
557
00:20:01,384 --> 00:20:03,846
Felix, you have the word.
Thank you, Oscar... I mean, Allen.
558
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,447
Millicent, you have the word.
559
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,349
And as they look at it,
we'd like you to see it.
560
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,640
The password is "bird."
561
00:20:09,692 --> 00:20:11,341
All right, Felix.
562
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,945
You have the option
this time... pass or play?
563
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,446
I'll play, Allen.
564
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:16,681
Ten points.
565
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:21,285
Aristophanes.
566
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,687
Aristophanes?
567
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,921
Greek?
568
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:26,290
Nine points, Millicent.
569
00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:31,945
Canary.
570
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,328
Bird. ALLEN: You got it!
571
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,270
And so, with a score
of 17 to nothing,
572
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:42,506
we pause for these messages.
573
00:20:42,575 --> 00:20:44,241
Aristophanes? Aristophanes?
574
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,590
That's a perfect clue.
575
00:20:45,627 --> 00:20:48,228
Everybody knows Aristophanes
wrote a play called "The Birds."
576
00:20:48,297 --> 00:20:49,663
Everybody but me.
577
00:20:49,732 --> 00:20:51,598
Will you stop being
so perfect, Felix?
578
00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:52,711
Fix your tie. Will you stop it?
579
00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:53,834
Now, we're losing, here.
580
00:20:53,903 --> 00:20:55,246
Now, come on, let's
go to get together.
581
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:57,282
Why do you think I'm
giving you these great clues?
582
00:20:57,306 --> 00:20:58,739
Great clues?
583
00:20:58,808 --> 00:21:00,373
If Charlie Chan had these clues,
584
00:21:00,442 --> 00:21:01,842
he'd be running a laundry.
585
00:21:01,911 --> 00:21:03,510
Now, we're losing 17 to nothing.
586
00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:04,790
I always win at home,
don't I? Will you stop...
587
00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:06,091
Fix your tie. Leave it alone.
588
00:21:06,115 --> 00:21:07,392
Put it back. Never mind at home.
589
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:08,827
This is the... Oh,
the heck with it...
590
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,495
This is big time now. At
least open your collar...
591
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,685
Felix, will you listen to me?
592
00:21:11,754 --> 00:21:12,998
We're going to lose
this entire game.
593
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,566
Now, we're being creamed.
Now, this is important.
594
00:21:14,590 --> 00:21:16,668
I want you to give me good
clues, something to work with.
595
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:19,004
I'm glad you got the spirit
'cause we're going to win, win, win.
596
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:20,694
Now listen, no more Greek clues.
597
00:21:20,763 --> 00:21:22,730
Aristophanes is ridiculous.
598
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:24,965
Stand by.
599
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,086
Okay, back to the game.
600
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,121
And the word goes
to Oscar Madison,
601
00:21:31,190 --> 00:21:32,868
Betty White with a
score of 17 to nothing.
602
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,124
This is the word.
603
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:36,877
The password is "ridiculous."
604
00:21:36,946 --> 00:21:38,122
All right.
605
00:21:38,146 --> 00:21:40,714
Oscar, you have the
option... Pass or play.
606
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,517
I want to play, Allen.
607
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:46,954
Aristophanes.
608
00:21:48,457 --> 00:21:50,557
Ridiculous. ALLEN: You got it.
609
00:21:52,194 --> 00:21:53,961
I don't believe it.
610
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:56,514
Aristophanes again?
611
00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,593
Yes. That's our
all-purpose clue...
612
00:21:58,617 --> 00:21:59,828
Aristophanes.
613
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,463
Simple and follow through.
- Okay.
614
00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:03,198
Simple and follow through.
615
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:05,050
Looks like the men
are on the march. Yes.
616
00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:06,940
Okay, ten to 17.
617
00:22:07,009 --> 00:22:08,036
You have the word,
Felix. Thank you, Allen.
618
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,421
Millicent, there you go.
619
00:22:09,445 --> 00:22:11,056
As they look at it,
we'd like you to see it.
620
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,397
The password is "servant."
621
00:22:13,449 --> 00:22:14,843
Okay, Felix.
622
00:22:14,867 --> 00:22:17,368
The option is
yours... Pass or play?
623
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:19,770
Thank you, Allen.
624
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:24,207
I... think... I'll pass.
625
00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:27,344
Uh... waiter.
626
00:22:27,413 --> 00:22:28,557
Restaurant.
627
00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,297
Nine points.
628
00:22:30,366 --> 00:22:31,465
Felix.
629
00:22:31,533 --> 00:22:33,834
Thank you.
630
00:22:35,971 --> 00:22:39,907
Household... Ooh...
631
00:22:39,975 --> 00:22:41,575
Servant? ALLEN: You got it!
632
00:22:43,245 --> 00:22:44,523
Great clue. Simple
and follow through.
633
00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:45,746
Great clue.
634
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:48,265
Great clue.
635
00:22:48,334 --> 00:22:51,835
Okay, 19 to 17.
636
00:22:51,904 --> 00:22:54,605
Either team can
win on this word.
637
00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:55,939
And as they look at it.
638
00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,942
The password is "pencil."
639
00:22:59,011 --> 00:23:00,756
All right, Betty, your
team is behind, now.
640
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,946
You have the
option... Pass or play?
641
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:06,083
I think I'm going
to let Oscar have it.
642
00:23:06,151 --> 00:23:08,335
Ten points, Oscar.
643
00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:12,272
Give you the game.
644
00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:18,929
Lead... Graphite.
645
00:23:18,997 --> 00:23:21,148
Nine points, Betty,
will give you the game.
646
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:22,377
Writing.
647
00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:23,500
Pencil.
648
00:23:23,552 --> 00:23:25,079
You won the game!
649
00:23:25,103 --> 00:23:28,016
And so we have to say
good-bye to Felix Unger, Why?
650
00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,441
And thank you very much
for coming to play our game.
651
00:23:30,509 --> 00:23:31,686
Why? Because you lost.
652
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:33,288
No, siree. My clue is good.
653
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:34,756
I can prove it. Felix...
654
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:36,525
Sorry, we've got to move
along for a new player.
655
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,909
But you'll have a copy
of our home game.
656
00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,278
I've got two copies
of your home game.
657
00:23:39,302 --> 00:23:40,913
I got... I've got one in my car.
658
00:23:40,937 --> 00:23:42,480
Felix, you're embarrassing
me. No, I don't understand this.
659
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:44,049
Thank you very
much, Felix Unger.
660
00:23:44,073 --> 00:23:45,834
Now, if you will just
relinquish your chair.
661
00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,386
Chair. Seat. We're
not playing anymore...
662
00:23:47,410 --> 00:23:49,488
Oh, please, oh, please, give
me one more chance. Please.
663
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:51,679
Oh, what a gyp!
664
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:57,267
And for all of you
playing with us at home...
665
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,970
I'm terribly sorry.
666
00:24:06,062 --> 00:24:07,961
Hi, Felix.
667
00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:11,331
I'm making cocoa.
668
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,712
Did you win after I was ejected?
669
00:24:13,736 --> 00:24:16,036
A couple of games, but
that Betty White is terrific.
670
00:24:16,105 --> 00:24:17,470
They paid me anyway.
671
00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:18,806
Oh, and here's your check.
672
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:19,940
Oh?
673
00:24:20,009 --> 00:24:22,743
25 dollars.
674
00:24:22,812 --> 00:24:26,180
"Felix Ungle."
675
00:24:28,283 --> 00:24:31,118
I just don't understand myself.
676
00:24:31,187 --> 00:24:32,519
I play so well.
677
00:24:32,588 --> 00:24:33,704
You play weird.
678
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:35,372
You wonder why
I didn't get "bird"
679
00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,007
from "Aristophanes," Felix?
680
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:38,676
It's because your
logic is not my logic.
681
00:24:38,744 --> 00:24:39,927
We're rotten partners.
682
00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:41,362
But when you said "lead,"
683
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:42,841
I immediately
thought of "graphite."
684
00:24:42,865 --> 00:24:44,064
Don't remind me.
685
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,744
Pencil lead is made not of lead,
686
00:24:45,768 --> 00:24:46,879
but of graphite and clay.
687
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:48,202
Everybody knows that.
688
00:24:48,271 --> 00:24:49,681
Well, I knew the answer
couldn't be two words,
689
00:24:49,705 --> 00:24:51,549
so I chose one... graphite.
690
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,951
It was a very good answer.
691
00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:54,719
All right, if I say it was
a very good answer,
692
00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:56,054
will we drop the subject?
693
00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,622
Yes. It was a rotten...
694
00:24:57,646 --> 00:24:59,991
I'm telling you, it was
just a rotten answer, Felix.
695
00:25:00,015 --> 00:25:02,093
Nobody I know
thinks the way you do.
696
00:25:02,117 --> 00:25:04,151
Well, I'm unique.
697
00:25:04,219 --> 00:25:06,420
Unusual.
698
00:25:06,488 --> 00:25:07,955
Strange.
699
00:25:08,023 --> 00:25:09,634
Peculiar. That's the word.
700
00:25:09,658 --> 00:25:11,002
That's the word I
was thinking about.
701
00:25:11,026 --> 00:25:12,559
You see, we can
play. Do me a favor.
702
00:25:12,627 --> 00:25:14,378
Call Allen Ludden,
he'll have us on again...
703
00:25:14,446 --> 00:25:16,430
Oh, what are you doing?
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