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Hello?
Hello?
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Hello, Jerry.
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Nana!
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Are you ready
to come to the light?
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Uh, I'm not sure.
Where's Pop Pop?
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He's not coming out
to meet you anymore
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because honestly, Jerry,
this is getting annoying.
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It's not my fault!
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My father-in-law asked me
to help him gather data and --
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Agh!
Not agaaaaaain!
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[ Gasping ]
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Okay,
run diagnostics.
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[ Machine whirring ]
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Holy shit, this is consistent.
This is real.
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What have you done?
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You've got my grandparents
pissed at me.
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They'll forgive you
because...
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they're zero-mass fields
of consciousness preserved by
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a-a paradimensional layer
of infinite energy?
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Morty, there's kind of a heaven!
Kind of!
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I-I mean there definitely is for
a neurotypical like your father.
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His conscious connection
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to a localized cultural model
of infinity
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functions like a wick,
sucking his little mind
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straight towards a source
of energy strong enough
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to support
collective projection.
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Great,
so there's a heaven.
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Glad you could learn that
by murdering me eight times.
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He's got kind of
a point, Rick.
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If you want
to get into heaven,
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can't you just stop
being an asshole?
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First of all, I don't want
to "get into" anywhere.
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I want to tap
this paradimension's energy.
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Secondly, you wouldn't
catch me dead
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in Jerry's generic-ass
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1980s concrete
and fog machine heaven.
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Well, guess what.
You aren't welcome there!
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You raise a good point, Jerry,
obviously by accident.
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My intact consciousness
is too atheistic
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to get channeled
to any afterlife worth robbing.
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It's a paradox.
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Unless...
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Morty, pack your parka.
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We're going
to Norway.
[ Groans ]
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Or I can augment your skin
with subdermal heaters --
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I'll pack a parka.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Electricity zapping ]
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Infinite energy, Morty.
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You don't even know
how to appreciate that
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because you've never been
in energy debt.
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Fuck you.
I've been tired.
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Perfect!
I'm going to Valhalla, Morty!
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Your grandpa's going to be
the first Valhallanaut!
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Feel the excitement!
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Getting back
will be easy.
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Once the machine
turns on,
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I'll have set up the other side
of the relay.
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Female voice:
Phoenix Protocol initiated.
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Just hit that big red button
to pull me into this body.
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But how are you
getting there?
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I-I refuse
to kill you again.
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I-I'm desensitized,
Rick.
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I took some kind of test
in school,
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a-and the counselor had to
call Homeland Security.
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Not your problem, Morty.
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I need to die in glorious battle
against a mighty enemy.
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That's why I got Bigfoot
in this Poké Ball.
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Bigfoot is your enemy?
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Well, I doubt he's a fan.
I stuffed him into a ball.
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I mess with him
all the time.
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These Vikings don't have
real tight bylaws, Morty.
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This is basically
their equivalent
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of Native American
burial grounds.
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Bigfoot's dumb enough to attack
whatever's in front of him.
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And all I gotta do
is die.
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What happens
to Bigfoot...after?
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Morty,
Bigfoot is a "B" story.
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The "A" story is he kills me
and you hit the button.
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Got it?
Got it.
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[ Gulping ]
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Alright, let's do this!
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Roaring ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh!
[ Groaning ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Oh, snap, I-I did it!
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Valhalla, baby!
I'm Dead Rick!
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[ Horn blowing, all shouting ]
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Oh, shit,
I'm dead Rick.
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[ Weapons clang ]
[ Grunts ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Gasps ]
[ All cheering ]
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Welcome to Valhalla,
brother.
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We thought all Vikings
had perished.
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Ah. Nope.
I was -- I was a straggler.
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How's it work here again?
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We fight! We die!
We feast!
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And then we fight again!
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Ha-ha!
Cheers, everybody, cheers!
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So, is there a time window
between battles
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where a guy could go off and,
I don't know, gather resources?
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Yes, now you'll
receive your armor.
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Knock, knock.
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Oh wow.
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You're a new arrival.
What do you require?
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Honestly, I-I'd love
to take most of your tools.
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I'd planned on starting
from scratch,
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but you're, like, way past
the Iron Age here,
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saves me a lot of time.
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I make only the finest
for Valhalla.
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Beautiful hammer.
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So, in Valhalla, what happens
when we get knocked out?
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Then we're just
knocked out.
Cool.
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Oh, wow, is that a thing
Vikings love?
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Crying ]
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Oh, God, brutal.
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[ Grunting ]
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Wait, what?
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Bigfoot...
do you have religion?
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Y-Y-You understand me,
don't you?
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D-Does Rick do this
to you all the time?
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[ Grunts, crying ]
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He messes with me, too.
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Easy, there, big guy.
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Easy.
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[ Screams ]
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[ Crunching ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Glass shatters,
alarm blaring ]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Banging ]
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[ Horn blows ]
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[ All shouting ]
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Oh, shit!
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[ Weapons clanging,
all shouting ]
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[ Laughing ]
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Look at
this little one!
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You must be made of piss
and dragon balls
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to reach Valhalla
at your age!
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Oh, yeah!
Y-Yeah, man!
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Dr-Dragon Balls
all day.
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H-Hey, h-have you guys seen
an old skinny guy around here?
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Of course!
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But wait,
where did that guy go?
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He should have
his armor by now.
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[ Bird screeches ]
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What in the mighty
whale's wooden cock?
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The old man!
He's some kind of witch!
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A friend of yours?
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What? Why would I be friends
with a witch?
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I was just asking.
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Well, that's really
offensive, man!
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What is this,
Judgmenthalla?
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I don't know until I ask,
alright?
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Somebody around here
gonna make me some pants,
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or do I have to call the feds
on this place?
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Surrender, witch!
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Easy, guys.
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Th-This was all a test,
and you passed.
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I'm actually Odin.
Odin?
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Yep, Thor's father,
Spider-Man's uncle, et cetera.
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I came here to do like
an "Undercover Boss" thing,
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making sure
Valhalla's running smooth,
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which it is,
and as your reward,
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I'm assembling this majestic
transdimensional energy relay,
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which none of you
should ever touch,
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or it'll make your...
goats...
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have hemorrhoids,
understood?
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And you need nothing
from us?
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I'm only here
for a few hours,
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but since you're asking, I'd
kill for a beer and a sandwich.
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Beef, cheese, no onions --
Is someone writing this down?
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Ow, my balls, ow, my balls,
ow, my balls!
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Morty?
Why are you here?
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You are friends
with the witch!
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[ Sighs ]
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What the fuck, Morty!
You're my ride home!
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Bigfoot killed me!
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He killed you,
he killed me,
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and he was going to
kill your clone.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Morty, no!
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I-I opened the cage.
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Bigfoot was burying
your body.
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He -- He was mourning you!
He does that.
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Morty, any big idiot can pretend
to believe in the afterlife.
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That's why we're dealing
with these fucking guys.
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They're just
Norwegian Bigfoots.
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Jesus Christ,
run this cable over there.
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We don't have much time.
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[ Grunting ]
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♪♪
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Hull breach imminent.
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Initiating survival protocol.
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[ Grunts ]
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Aah!
[ Chattering ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Tires screech ]
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[ Roars ]
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[ People screaming ]
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[ All gasp ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Roars ]
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[ Darts fire ]
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[ Grunts, chattering ]
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Darts firing ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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We'll take it
from here.
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And who are you?
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CIA? Interpol?
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We work for
the man upstairs.
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[ Bells ringing ]
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Hello, Bigfoot.
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I'm-a the Pope.
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I'm sure you don't know
what that means.
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Which is why I've been so eager
to acquire you.
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The Church, you see, has many
enemies, but also many rules.
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We can't kill.
We can't command a man to kill.
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But you are not a man.
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You are a thinking beast
from outside God's domain,
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which will make you
the Vatican's greatest weapon.
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Your holiness, he is wild.
He can't be controlled.
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Ah, but we know
what he wants.
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[ Muffled grunting ]
[ Grunting ]
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Yes, my child.
Yes.
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You will have
your naked imbecile.
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But first,
you will work for me.
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[ Cranking ]
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[ Horn blowing, all shouting ]
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Morty! Heads up!
Incoming wave.
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[ All shouting ]
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[ All screaming ]
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Clear!
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They're sending more
every time.
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It's fine. I'll upgrade
the turret's rate of fire,
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but I need to finish
this relay.
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You need to figure out
how to get us back to life!
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Without my infinite energy?
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I-I don't think you're
thinking this through, Morty.
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I-If we manage to get home, we
don't get another shot at this.
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Y-You think the next time
these idiots see a naked man
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on the battlefield,
they're gonna give him a beer?
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So you'd rather stay dead
until you win
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than live as a loser?
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Maybe you belong here
with these idiots.
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Yeah, I could probably teach
them how to hit a red button!
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I said I was sorry.
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And I said
keep killing them
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while I finish
the relay.
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00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,427
And I will
get us back home.
257
00:09:53,460 --> 00:09:54,461
Okay?
258
00:09:54,495 --> 00:09:55,930
Okay.
259
00:09:55,964 --> 00:09:59,099
[ All shouting ]
260
00:09:59,132 --> 00:10:01,835
[ Explosion, all scream ]
261
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:04,404
[ All grunting, shouting ]
262
00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,975
[ All shouting ]
263
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:11,745
♪♪
264
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,181
[ All scream ]
265
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:16,683
[ All grunting, shouting ]
266
00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,186
[ Shushing ]
267
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,555
[ Drones buzzing ]
268
00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:23,390
Oh. Oh, no.
269
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:25,025
[ All shouting ]
270
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,527
Okay, I'm done here.
271
00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,495
You ready to get back
to living?
Yeah, but how?
272
00:10:28,529 --> 00:10:30,965
Morty, infinite energy
means infinite energy.
273
00:10:30,999 --> 00:10:32,165
All I have to do
is pull a lever
274
00:10:32,199 --> 00:10:34,002
to send us back home
into new bodies.
275
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:35,937
Then voilà,
no more need for crystals.
276
00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,371
But the second
we turn our back,
277
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:39,239
those guys are just
going to trash this place.
278
00:10:39,273 --> 00:10:41,808
Oh, Morty.
Ye of little faith.
279
00:10:41,842 --> 00:10:44,845
Do we even need
to attack him?
280
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:46,713
[ Explosion, all scream ]
281
00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:48,917
[ Groaning ]
[ Shouts ]
282
00:10:48,950 --> 00:10:50,651
[ Explosion ]
283
00:10:50,684 --> 00:10:52,386
[ Groaning ]
284
00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:54,022
[ Explosion ]
285
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,391
[ Groaning ]
286
00:10:57,424 --> 00:11:00,327
I told you I was Odin,
you faithless heretics!
287
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,362
And I'll keep blowing you up
in this pit forever
288
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:04,464
unless you follow
these commandments.
289
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,034
Spider-Man?
290
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,234
There's 10 of them,
291
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:08,502
but they basically
revolve around
292
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,671
not going near
the energy relay.
293
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:15,009
Is anybody going to go
near the energy relay?
294
00:11:15,043 --> 00:11:17,045
Okay.
You have pleased me.
295
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:18,779
I'll get you guys...
296
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,647
some kind of a ladder.
297
00:11:20,681 --> 00:11:23,116
Target is in sight.
298
00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:25,752
Excellent.
Release the bait.
299
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:31,758
I just love worshiping
the devil with you guys.
300
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,261
[ All gasp ]
301
00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:35,829
[ Grunts, chattering ]
302
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,864
[ All screaming ]
303
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:39,666
[ Roars ]
304
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,401
[ All shouting ]
305
00:11:41,435 --> 00:11:43,470
[ Grunting ]
306
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:47,075
♪♪
307
00:11:47,107 --> 00:11:48,542
Who are you?
308
00:11:48,575 --> 00:11:51,913
Only the Pope wants to kill us,
but he can't kill --
309
00:11:51,946 --> 00:11:54,648
[ Roars ]
310
00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,085
Yes.
Very good.
311
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,820
But we can do
even better.
312
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,588
[ Roaring ]
313
00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:02,957
[ Grunting ]
314
00:12:02,991 --> 00:12:05,225
Pope: You work-a
for the Vatican!
315
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:08,562
Our enemies are your enemies!
316
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:10,664
[ Roaring ]
317
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,234
[ Bigfoot grunting ]
318
00:12:15,937 --> 00:12:18,006
Yes! Yes!
319
00:12:18,039 --> 00:12:19,606
[ Bigfoot grunting ]
320
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:20,975
[ People screaming ]
321
00:12:21,009 --> 00:12:22,743
[ Bells ringing ]
322
00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:26,713
Here, my sweet.
This will help you communicate.
323
00:12:26,747 --> 00:12:29,816
I traded a Predator
three muskets for it.
324
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,285
So it is
their currency?
325
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:34,321
Give mewhat you promised.
326
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:37,357
Yes, child,
you've earned it.
327
00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:39,826
Alright, Morty, wanna grab
a mead for the road?
328
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,861
Nah, I'm good.
329
00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:42,729
Then here we go!
330
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:51,705
Man, I take back everything bad
I said about clone vats.
331
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:53,941
There's a method
to the madness, Morty.
332
00:12:53,975 --> 00:12:56,077
[ Cork pops ]
[ Slurps ]
333
00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:58,679
And now...
infinite energy, baby!
334
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:00,514
[ Buzzing ]
335
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,984
What the...
Someone's hacking into
336
00:13:03,017 --> 00:13:04,484
the Earth-bound side
of my relay, Morty.
337
00:13:04,518 --> 00:13:06,453
Pretty crazy,
whoever's doing this
338
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,389
would have to be a spiritual
leader with limitless resources.
339
00:13:09,423 --> 00:13:10,891
In fact, I guess there's
only really one --
340
00:13:10,925 --> 00:13:12,726
[ Bigfoot roars ]
341
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,330
You're fucked.
342
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,233
[ Grunts ]
Fuck.
343
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:23,203
It is over.My torment ends now.
344
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:24,705
[ Grunts ]
345
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:26,007
[ Screams ]
346
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:27,274
What the hell?
347
00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:29,342
Are you seriously working
for the Pope?
348
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,278
The Popesaw my potential.
349
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,814
Prepare to be crushedby Bigfoot.
350
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:37,085
[ Grunts ]
351
00:13:37,118 --> 00:13:39,053
Ha ha.
Don't worry, Morty.
352
00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:42,489
I've got this
under control.
353
00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:44,725
Jesus Christ, Rick,
just apologize.
354
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,961
You assumed Bigfoot was dumb,
which was dumb of you.
355
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,562
You're right, Morty.
356
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:51,132
Underestimating people only
gives them the high ground.
357
00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:53,000
Admit whyyou bullied me.
358
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:55,702
Because I thought it was funny
that you were stupid.
359
00:13:55,736 --> 00:13:58,039
People are intelligentin different ways.
360
00:13:58,072 --> 00:13:59,706
I know, I know.
361
00:13:59,740 --> 00:14:02,676
I-I'm clearly stupid at knowing
when other people are smart.
362
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,677
[ Grunts ]
363
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,778
[ Grunting ]
364
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:06,880
Listen, I know you can't tap
your gauntlet,
365
00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,815
but I'll take a guess
at what you're saying.
366
00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:11,852
You hate me because I tortured
you to get what I want.
367
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,454
Rick!
But I only used you
to kill myself!
368
00:14:14,488 --> 00:14:17,058
How many people have you killed
for the Pope?
369
00:14:17,091 --> 00:14:18,358
[ Grunts ]
370
00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:20,962
Help me stop him,
and I'll make it right.
371
00:14:20,995 --> 00:14:22,997
For starters, here.
372
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,866
Ow, that hurt.Wait a second.
373
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,068
Yeah, hands-free.
374
00:14:27,101 --> 00:14:29,469
Also upgraded that voice.
Thank you.
375
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:33,207
In a worldwhere time actually is money...
376
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:34,608
Ooh, I-I think
I know this movie.
377
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,777
You guys can do this bit
at the Vatican. Let's go.
378
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:40,047
Oh, hey, Bigfoot.
379
00:14:40,081 --> 00:14:41,348
What you got
back there, eh?
380
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,517
Rick and Morty.
381
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,752
Uh, dead.For Pope.
382
00:14:45,786 --> 00:14:48,588
Aye, that's them.
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
383
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:52,226
Alright, last thing,
I just got to take a sharp stick
384
00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:54,028
and stab them both.
385
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:55,395
That's just the rules.
386
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,232
Hyah!
[ Horse neighs ]
387
00:14:58,266 --> 00:14:59,699
[ All scream ]
388
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,036
Sorry, Morty,
so much for the quiet way.
389
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,271
I appreciate
that we tried.
390
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,239
It's afucked-up rule.
391
00:15:05,273 --> 00:15:07,574
[ Guards scream ]
392
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,648
Poooooooooooooooope!
393
00:15:16,117 --> 00:15:17,285
[ Screams ]
394
00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,786
It's over, the Pope.
We got you.
395
00:15:19,820 --> 00:15:21,688
[ Laughing ]
396
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,792
See, this is why
religion sucks.
397
00:15:25,826 --> 00:15:27,460
Infinite energy,
and the Pope uses it
398
00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,030
to levitate
like Criss Angel.
399
00:15:29,063 --> 00:15:30,463
[ Screams ]
400
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:35,203
Alright, wow,
not how I saw that going.
401
00:15:35,236 --> 00:15:36,770
I guess getting killed
by the energy
402
00:15:36,803 --> 00:15:39,273
sent us up the conduit
to its source.
403
00:15:39,307 --> 00:15:41,641
Hey, guys.
Oh, fuck.
404
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:45,146
No, no, just need
some clothes and horses.
405
00:15:45,179 --> 00:15:46,513
Maybe not for Bigfoot.
406
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:47,949
Unless he wants clothes?
407
00:15:47,982 --> 00:15:50,218
[ Roars ]
408
00:15:50,251 --> 00:15:53,887
Ah, excuse me,
Lord Odin.
409
00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:54,989
Is this a test?
410
00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,390
Yup, yup.
Uh, you passed!
411
00:16:03,164 --> 00:16:04,332
[ Groans ]
412
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,633
Ewww, feet...so small.
413
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,169
Why is he in a clone
of Summer?
414
00:16:08,202 --> 00:16:11,172
Statistically speaking, she's
the third most likely to die.
415
00:16:11,205 --> 00:16:12,873
Alright, let's kill
that son of a bitch.
416
00:16:12,907 --> 00:16:15,076
Hold on, I can see
where this is going.
417
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,678
[ Whirring ]
418
00:16:18,712 --> 00:16:22,917
♪♪
419
00:16:22,950 --> 00:16:23,951
[ Thunder crashes ]
420
00:16:23,985 --> 00:16:26,786
Poooooooooooope!
421
00:16:28,189 --> 00:16:29,290
Aah!
422
00:16:29,323 --> 00:16:31,892
[ Grunting ]
[ Screams ]
423
00:16:31,926 --> 00:16:38,132
♪♪
424
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:39,866
[ Screams ]
425
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,573
[ Whirring ]
426
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:50,211
[ Bell dings ]
427
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:51,811
Wow.
I gotta admit, Morty.
428
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,180
I didn't really fight
that time.
429
00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,748
I wanted to make sure
this worked.
430
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,050
Handsome.
431
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,417
Yeah, you like that?
Bigger feet!
432
00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,220
Even gave your brain
a little more lobe.
433
00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,454
Thank you!
Me love it. Me --
434
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:04,091
Dial it back. You don't wanna
come across like a Muppet.
435
00:17:04,125 --> 00:17:05,558
Ooh-hoo-hoo.
436
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,762
[ Thunder crashes ]
437
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:10,897
Poooooooooope!
438
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,701
[ Screams ]
439
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:20,107
[ Screaming ]
440
00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,344
Maybe we just portal
right up close to the guy
441
00:17:23,377 --> 00:17:25,179
instead of doing
the guards every time.
442
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:26,746
[ Grunts ]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
443
00:17:28,382 --> 00:17:30,784
[ Bell dings ]
444
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,019
[ All shout ]
445
00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:33,354
[ Grunts ]
446
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,555
[ All grunt ]
447
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,058
[ Bell dings ]
448
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,426
Maybe bigger chin?
449
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,127
Look at this.
He's fucking giving notes.
450
00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,662
Bigfoot, come on, w-we need you
to put a little more fight in.
451
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:45,598
If need help,
Bigfoot do know some guys.
452
00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,936
Pope has...
other monsters captive.
453
00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:51,238
Man, you guys
really don't quit.
454
00:17:51,272 --> 00:17:52,605
I can do this all day.
455
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,474
Yeah, but these guys
can do it...
456
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,077
[ Roars ]
457
00:17:56,110 --> 00:17:57,178
All night!
458
00:17:57,211 --> 00:17:59,146
[ Howls ]
459
00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:09,256
Wow, big anticlimax!
460
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:10,724
Mummy, you look good!
461
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:13,094
This afterlife
smells like beer.
462
00:18:13,127 --> 00:18:15,296
I guess this is what
infinite energy looks like.
463
00:18:15,329 --> 00:18:16,998
Fuck.
Really wish we had time
464
00:18:17,031 --> 00:18:19,532
to unpack all of Frankenstein's
parts making it here.
465
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:21,235
Bigfoot, take these guys
up to the relay
466
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,470
and prepare for a siege.
467
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,837
What are you
gonna do, Rick?
468
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,839
Listen, I'm not
really your god,
469
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,342
just an old man who wanted
to cheat your system.
470
00:18:28,376 --> 00:18:30,111
Guys like me think
we can run the joint
471
00:18:30,144 --> 00:18:31,379
because everyone
is so dumb.
472
00:18:31,412 --> 00:18:32,812
But it's a dumb universe.
473
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,416
I work for you.
The customer is always right.
474
00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:37,084
Give me 10 Viking minutes
after we leave
475
00:18:37,118 --> 00:18:40,054
and then pull the plug on that
windmill we made over there.
476
00:18:40,087 --> 00:18:42,423
And this isn't
a trick?
477
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:44,125
Is your mother's pussy
a trick?
478
00:18:44,158 --> 00:18:45,326
-Hey!
-Kick his ass!
479
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,494
Go, Morty, go!
480
00:18:46,526 --> 00:18:48,329
Why the hell
did you do that?!
481
00:18:48,362 --> 00:18:51,098
The only way to end this is by
turning off the power, Morty!
482
00:18:51,132 --> 00:18:52,233
But we have to
get home!
483
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:54,001
That's what these guys
are for!
484
00:18:54,035 --> 00:18:56,137
Monsters, hold the line!
485
00:18:56,170 --> 00:18:57,238
Everyone but Bigfoot!
486
00:18:57,271 --> 00:18:58,973
Together: Hoo-rah!
487
00:18:59,006 --> 00:19:01,541
[ All shouting ]
488
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,411
That wasn't them
leaving, right?
489
00:19:03,444 --> 00:19:06,013
No vay.
That vould be cold-blooded.
490
00:19:06,047 --> 00:19:06,914
[ Thunder crashes ]
491
00:19:06,947 --> 00:19:09,917
Pooooooooope!
492
00:19:09,950 --> 00:19:11,551
Who do you-a
bring this time?
493
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:13,686
The Harlem Globetrotters?
494
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,222
That's actually a good pitch.
495
00:19:15,256 --> 00:19:16,357
It's over for you, Pope!
496
00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,526
Time to atone
for your sins.
497
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,162
Bigfoot, you were
God's greatest assassin.
498
00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,432
Now look at you --
hairless with normal feet.
499
00:19:24,465 --> 00:19:26,566
Yes!
[ Laughs evilly ]
500
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,802
Rick, the energy
relay's still up!
501
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,505
Shit, was really counting on
those monsters to lose faster.
502
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:33,374
[ Laughing ] Huh?
503
00:19:33,407 --> 00:19:34,442
That's more like it.
504
00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:35,675
Pour one out
for the Wolfman.
505
00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,244
I don't understand.
506
00:19:37,278 --> 00:19:38,645
You know what they say,
507
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:40,814
when God closes
an infinite energy relay...
508
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,249
Nooooo!
509
00:19:42,283 --> 00:19:44,351
God damn --
510
00:19:45,553 --> 00:19:47,221
[ Warbling ]
511
00:19:49,457 --> 00:19:52,126
[ Video game tune plays ]
512
00:19:52,159 --> 00:19:54,995
Alright, I'm just gonna say it
so nobody else has to say it.
513
00:19:55,029 --> 00:19:57,730
Popey Ball.
There.
Okay.
514
00:19:57,764 --> 00:19:59,766
If I didn't say anything,
someone was gonna be like,
515
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,936
"You missed Popey Ball.
It was right there."
516
00:20:01,969 --> 00:20:04,671
I thought about not using
a Poké Ball because of that,
517
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:06,873
and it's just the right tool
for the right job.
518
00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:08,675
W-What, am I supposed
to not use it
519
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,378
and shoot the Pope
in the head?
520
00:20:11,412 --> 00:20:12,879
I was gonna say it.
521
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,917
Wait, w-why are we
at the woods?
522
00:20:16,951 --> 00:20:19,220
Time to go on home,
big fella.
523
00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:21,122
Oh. Uh, okay.
524
00:20:21,155 --> 00:20:22,822
You're free.
Just go!
525
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:23,958
You guys
are being weird.
526
00:20:23,991 --> 00:20:25,625
Stop making this
so hard for us!
527
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,827
Go on. Why can't you go back
where you came from?
528
00:20:27,861 --> 00:20:31,365
Ow! You don't have to throw
things at me to say goodbye.
529
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,466
Just go!
530
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,235
I'm not an animal
anymore.
531
00:20:34,268 --> 00:20:38,405
I-I was hoping I could --
I could get a job and -- Ow!
532
00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:39,974
Go on! Get!
Get out of here!
533
00:20:40,007 --> 00:20:41,909
I'm going.
I'm going, okay?
534
00:20:41,942 --> 00:20:44,278
Ow!
Stop throwing things!
535
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:45,379
Ow!
Go!
536
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,846
Okay, I'm leaving.
Get out of here!
537
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,349
Okay.
Go on, get!
538
00:20:48,382 --> 00:20:58,292
♪♪
539
00:20:58,325 --> 00:21:08,235
♪♪
540
00:21:08,269 --> 00:21:18,245
♪♪
541
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,183
[ Crowd cheering ]
542
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:26,120
[ Video game music plays ]
543
00:21:26,153 --> 00:21:27,887
[ Roars ]
544
00:21:30,624 --> 00:21:31,858
Wha-- Wha?
545
00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:33,027
Oh!
546
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:36,096
[ Roars ]
547
00:21:36,130 --> 00:21:38,098
[ Siren wailing ]
548
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:41,801
What kind of sick
sons of bitches...
549
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:42,970
These things are trained
to fight.
550
00:21:43,003 --> 00:21:44,605
I don't want to hear it,
Henderson.
551
00:21:44,638 --> 00:21:46,773
Wh-What year is it?
552
00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:47,840
Who's the Pope?
553
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,310
Shit if I know.
554
00:21:49,343 --> 00:21:50,311
Let me check.
555
00:21:50,344 --> 00:21:51,312
[ Buttons clicking ]
556
00:21:51,345 --> 00:21:52,546
This guy, apparently.
557
00:21:52,580 --> 00:21:53,981
[ Chattering]
558
00:21:54,014 --> 00:21:57,384
Nooooo!
559
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:00,853
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