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TV ANNOUNCER: Thrashball!
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Enemy team. 2 o'clock.
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Fred, we're gonna
get thrashballed.
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Relax, Kevin. Just worry
about not getting hit.
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Aah! I'm hit!
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Step aside, Noob.
Noob?
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Dude, I'm the one who got you
hooked on this game.
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Not my fault
I'm a natural.
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I'll heal you, Kev!
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Okay, Hiromi, you and I
will do a pincer movement on the northern flank.
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Fred, you and...
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While you were blabbing,
we just annihilated their base.
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ANTHONY:
Brawn over brains, baby!
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KEVIN: Or maybe,
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we were just
guarding this spot
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where I got hit
to make sure no one snuck around.
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And no one did.
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So I guess you could
say we were...
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What's the term?
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Magnifique
Yes.
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Thank you, kind sir.
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No.
Thank you, madam.
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Please stop complimenting
each other like 19th century chefs.
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'Want to play a new video game
before anyone else?'
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FRED: It's just another scam.
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'This is not another scam.'
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'We're looking
for the best gamers to beta test our new game.'
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'And giving away a super mega
top-secret prize.'
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Top-Secret prize?
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All right, now I'm in.
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'This Saturday
at the old cassette tape warehouse by the docks.'
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Count us in. Cool.
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What's a cassette tape?
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I have no idea.
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HIROMI: This is so exciting.
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I wonder what the prize is.
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Hiromi thinks it's a brand new
top of the line gaming chair.
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Cool.
Yeah.
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She is pretty cool
and pretty smart.
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And pretty pretty.
(ALL LAUGHING)
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Yeah.
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What? What's so funny?
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(BOTH SINGING)
Hiromi, Hiromi,
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I love you like baloney.
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Whoo-hoo!
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First of all,
terrible rhyme.
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And second of all,
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I don't even know
if she likes me, likes me.
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Well, how would you know?
You've never asked her out.
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I have tried.
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We went to
Smacks Burger yesterday,
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but her cousin came, too.
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When did you ask her?
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Yesterday I said,
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"Hey, you're hungry?"
And she said,
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"No, But my cousin is,"
and then we all went.
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For something
to be considered a date,
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you have to ask her out
at least three days
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in advance for a weekend,
and with no cousin.
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(BELL RINGING)
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Hey, Hiromi, it's Wednesday.
do you want to get dinner with me on...
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Saturday?
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A date? With you?
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(LAUGHING)
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Kevin just asked me out
on a date!
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Let's mock him!
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Houston, we have a loser.
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L. O. S. E. R.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Yep. No.
I'm not asking her out.
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Okay. Let's play
some video games.
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Look, Gretel,
a claw machine.
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Well, well, well.
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We meet again.
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Kevin, change of plans.
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You guys head in.
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Bailey and I
have a score to settle.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, we're sure.
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How much allowance
have we lost to the claw game, Bailey?
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You don't want to know.
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Plus, this one
has controls for two players.
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We can finally beat
one of these.
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Heck hath no fury
like a little girl scorned.
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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Hey.
Hey!
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Hey!
(SCREAMS)
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Oh, don't be alarmed.
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I am Wallace.
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Video game designer extraordinaire.
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I invited you here
to test our new game
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Jellyfish Realtor.
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You play a realtor
who's a jellyfish,
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trying to sell the most condominiums
without stinging your clients.
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I'm wasting a Saturday
playing a bad game.
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How about not?
Peace out.
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Whoever gives us the best idea
to make the game better,
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will receive the super mega
top secret prize.
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And I'm back in.
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Great!
(SCREAMS)
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Now it's
a two player game,
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so we're going
to split you up.
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You two first.
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Then you two after.
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Well, I guess
it's just you and me. Just the two of us.
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Just... completely alone.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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Okay, Kevin,
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we need to talk about
the elephant in the room.
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There's something really weird
about this whole setup.
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Oh, yes!
Totally what I was thinking.
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Glad we're on the same page.
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I'm going to do
a little research on this Wallace guy.
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Great. You do that,
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and I'm gonna look
for a little paper bag to...
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hyperventilate into.
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This is surprisingly riveting.
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GRETEL: A little more
to the left. Almost got it!
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(GASPS)
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I did some quick digging
and look,
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according to my research,
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this Wallace guy is connected
to a shell company.
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A shell company?
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Yes, they sell seashells,
but that's just a front
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for a shady organization
that I can't trace further.
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Oh, what can you do?
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We've got to get into
that testing room.
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For sure. But, uhm...
look, before we do, I was wondering,
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would you like to go out
with me next weekend?
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On a date?
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Aww, Kevin,
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I would never go out with you.
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Isn't that right,
studio audience?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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ALIEN: What a loser!
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ALIEN 2: This is why
we didn't give you powers!
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Kevin? Kevin?
Huh?
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How do you feel about
crawling in small spaces?
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This reminds me
of kindergarten
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when I got lost in
the air conditioning vents.
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Yeah, I remember that.
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They had to call
the fire department.
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At least I was
the coolest kid in class.
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You know, because
of the air conditioning.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Oh, I think we're right
on top of them.
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Just sold three condos
with one tentacle behind my back.
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Whoo!
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I just sold the ranch style
house to a divorced eel!
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Oh, I see you're having
a lot of fun.
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Not really. This game
is pretty rudimentary.
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Maybe you should add
a combative element.
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Like some enemy sharks.
With chainsaws instead of fins.
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Ooh, good ideas.
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This is very helpful.
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On to the next level.
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We found two perfect subjects
to take back with us.
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Commence operation
Indentured Servitude.
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Indentured servitude?
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Gaming lingo, am I right?
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No, Kevin, I think
he's planning something nefarious.
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Wow. For how terrible
these graphics are,
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I almost feel like I'm moving.
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Oh, no!
We need to get help!
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Let's very quietly
go back and...
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Huh?
Oh!
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(CELLPHONE RINGING)
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Talk fast, Kevin.
I almost have this tiny cargo container.
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KEVIN: What do you want?
WALLACE: We're not gonna hurt you.
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Just take you away
from your family and loved ones forever!
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(GASPS)
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We're not going
anywhere with you, mister!
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Mister! Ha!
We are not a mister.
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We are...
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Tina!
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Grobla!
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Gerbil.
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? Little secret agents
and a cyborg gerbil
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? They're the
Bolgylvanian Force
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? As a color scheme
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? Their flag relies
a lot on purple
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? They're the
Bolgylvanian Force
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? They'll stop at nothing
to bring glory
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? To their tiny nation
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? Bolgylvania ?
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It's new.
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Okay. Bolgylvania?
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Allow me
to provide context.
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Months ago, I attempted
to forcefully recruit
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a game designer
and his sweet daughter
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into Bolgylvania video game
development program.
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But superheroes,
Hamster and Gretel
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brought my best friend
back from space.
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I was so happy
I did not complete my mission.
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When I returned home,
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I was demoted,
pelted with chives and grounded.
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As is our custom.
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But then Bolgylvania engineers
create new video game.
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Jellyfish Realtor.
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Problem is,
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video game testers,
not so good.
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And so I get new mission.
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Opportunity to win back honor.
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I need the testers
who can give us feedback and ideas for new games
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and bring them back
to our great tiny nation, permanently.
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So the secret Grand Prize is
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taking us to
Bolgylvania against our will?
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Yes, it's fun.
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For us.
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Not so fast,
Wait. You again?
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American superhero, Gretel?
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Bailey!
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Sorry. We would love
to catch up,
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but I'm taking people
against their will.
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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You know, I'm more
of a scientist than a fighter.
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Eh, me too.
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Fighting's Tina's thing.
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Wanna grab a smoothie?
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Uhm, yes!
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We've got to save
Fred and Anthony.
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(CRASHING)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Roll!
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Go back!
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They're almost at the truck!
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Roll forward!
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Oh, so that's
what a cassette tape is for.
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(SCREAMING)
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Wait. Why crowd
so excited?
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It's that funky
claw game.
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Claw game?
It's not game.
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It's decommissioned
Bolgylvanian shipping arm
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we used to train dock workers.
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Well, it's a hit.
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A huge hit.
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And they call a smoothie
because it's smooth.
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English is so funny.
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In Bolgylvania,
we call this fruit massacre.
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Because fruit was massacred
to make these.
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Yeah, I got that.
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Grobla, Superhero Gretel,
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and all these people
love training machine.
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Could sell as our kid game.
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Brilliant!
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Honor is restored and no need
to commit felonies.
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Uh, you're welcome.
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Next time you have a problem,
maybe just call us?
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It would save us
a lot of destruction.
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That was wild!
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And scary.
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Yeah, sometimes
things are scary,
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but they turn out
to be okay.
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Uhm, look, you know,
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I've been meaning
to ask you something.
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What would you say
if I were to ask
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what your plans are...
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00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:29,587
Kevin, are you asking me
out on a date?
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00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:33,048
Well, if you're not...
Because, yes!
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00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,509
I would love to go
on a date with you.
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00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,200
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Awesome!
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00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:42,517
Oh, man, the manatee's condo
fell out of escrow.
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00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,477
I really hate this game.
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00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,327
? Hamster and Gretel
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00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,334
? It's Hamster
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00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,546
? Hamster and Gretel ?
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00:11:11,596 --> 00:11:16,146
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