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Do you mind taking
the glasses off?
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Yeah. Whatever.
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Tell me about your childhood, Charlie.
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Okay, well, once upon a time,
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I was a child.
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Then I grew up, and that,
that's pretty much it covered.
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Oh, sorry, there's
no smoking in here.
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Really?
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Since when?
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2007.
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Brilliant.
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I can chew these, but I'm not allowed to smoke?
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I don't think you're supposed
to eat the whole packet.
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So what are we, what
are we doing here, Doc?
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We're just talking.
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Are we really, though?
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About what, what are
we talking about?
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Whatever you want to
talk about. Just chitchat.
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Chitchat, chitchat.
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No offence, but I
got plenty of people
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in my life I can chitchat with.
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I would like you tell me
why you think you're here.
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I'm here because of a
broad, a fraulein, a chick.
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A chiquita. A dame, if you will.
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Maybe it was a fucking woman.
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Why don't you tell
me what happened?
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Start from the beginning.
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Okay, if you really,
really wanna know.
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So it all started with
this fucking tattoo.
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My girlfriend's not returning any of my calls.
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She, she says I'm unstable.
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I just don't know what to
do with myself anymore.
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I just find myself
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at home crying and
cuddling my cat.
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And I cuddle it
too hard sometimes.
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Have you ever squeezed
a cat too hard?
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Stuff is, there's stuff
popping inside him.
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I was like, Sorry, Craig,
but it feels like I'm not me.
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It feels like I've got
like a hood on my head, so...
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so do you know what I've done?
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It's terrible. I put one of
my socks on my cat's head.
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So he knows how I feel.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Um. Well, thank you, Mitch for sharing.
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Some appreciation
please, thank you.
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For Mitch.
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Thank you, thank you.
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So, who's next?
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So, gonna miss this.
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What, what do you mean?
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I'm moving on. New horizons,
gonna see the world and shit.
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Wait, where you going?
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Winchester.
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Winche-- What the
fuck's in Winchester?
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I met a girl. Yeah,
she lives there.
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You met a girl?
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Yeah, I met a girl. How
hard is that to believe?
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No, sorry, no. Um...
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How long have you
been dating her?
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A few months, yeah.
Yeah, we met online.
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We've been sending
stuff back and forth.
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Mm, stuff?
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Yeah, sent her a DVD.
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DVD?
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I borrowed my brother's
video camera, yeah.
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Set out by the end of the bed.
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Laid out some candles,
you know, set the mood.
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And then press record, yeah.
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Slip me old khaks off,
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did the good stuff all
over meself, you know.
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Took the tape out, took it
down Dixon's little couriers.
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Went to the same place.
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I gave it to the
fella, paid 399,
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it was ready in
a couple of days.
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Picked it up, stuck a stamp
on it, sent it to Winchester.
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She's probably rubbing
herself off to it as we speak.
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So you haven't
actually met her?
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No. No, not yet, no.
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How do you know
she's not a catfish?
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She's not a fish.
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What if she's
got a dick, Dave?
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What, like a hermaphrodite?
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No, like a man.
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I don't know. I'll cross
that bridge when I come to it.
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Well, you're fucking me,
Dave. You are fucking me here.
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I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm sure
you can find another dealer.
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Where?
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I don't know, go
to a rough area.
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Strike up a conversation, Jesus.
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Rough area? And get
stabbed in the neck?
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It's better than getting
stabbed in the back?
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That's a dig at me, isn't it?
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I just don't know
what I'm gonna do.
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You're the only reason I come
to these fucking meetings.
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Without you, what have I got?
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Hm?
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Fuck you, Dave.
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Fuck you.
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Well all that, bit
harsh. I'm a person.
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Excuse me.
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Have you got a um...
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Haven't seen you at any
of these meetings before.
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It's my first time.
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How'd you find it?
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Google Maps.
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Oh no, sorry, I meant
like, did you enjoy it?
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I know, I was joking.
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Yeah, of course.
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It was great.
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Cool.
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I'm Charlie, by the way.
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Cool.
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I have a, I have,
I've got a car.
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If you wanna, if you
wanna ride or something.
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Sure.
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What's your thing?
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Heroin.
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Glamorous.
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Yeah.
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What about you?
What's your vice?
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Sex.
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Sex?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I like to fuck.
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I love it.
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Doesn't seem like the
worst addiction in the world.
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What makes you wanna
stick a needle in your arm?
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It's pretty fucking gross.
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No, I don't inject. No.
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It doesn't matter, yeah.
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There are plenty of more
glamorous drugs out there.
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I'll give you that.
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But you chose heroin?
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No, you don't choose
heroin. Heroin chooses you.
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Fuck off.
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What?
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Don't get all poetic about it.
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It doesn't choose who does it.
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It's not a living,
breathing thing.
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You make your own decisions.
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Don't use wanky poetry
to try and cover it up.
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So who were you waiting for?
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Where?
145
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Back at the community centre.
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My boyfriend.
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Oh, you have a boyfriend?
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Yeah.
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Cool.
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Why, did you think I was
gonna fuck you tonight?
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No, not at all.
That's not what I...
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No, I was just trying to--
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I'm fucking with you.
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Yeah, okay.
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Anyway, I'm gonna break up
with him tomorrow, so whatever.
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Oh really, why's that?
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Because I
don't love him anymore.
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Don't see the point in
staying with someone
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if you don't love them, even
if he does have a monster cock.
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Monster
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cock?
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What's a monster cock?
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Wow, sounds brilliant.
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Such a shame I don't
love him anymore.
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Yeah, tragic.
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So when did you quit?
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Heroin.
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I haven't quit.
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Why are you going
to the meetings?
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I'll tell you something,
but it's like a super secret.
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You can't ever, ever repeat it.
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I haven't told anyone
this. You ready?
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My lips are sealed.
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Okay.
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I actually meet my dealer there.
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What?
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Yeah, but he's
um, he told me today
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that he's fucking
off to Winchester
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with a girl that he's never met,
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so that, that's Charlie
out in the cold.
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It's that the
only reason you go?
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It makes me feel
normal to be around
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a load of other fuck-ups.
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No offence.
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None taken.
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Is that what you
want? To be normal?
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Maybe.
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I know I don't wanna die.
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We all gotta
die at some point.
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Yeah, but I want,
I wanna be old.
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I wanna be like 100,
old, like creaky bones.
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You know what would suck?
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What's that?
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Dying the night before
your 100th birthday.
195
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Yeah, that would suck.
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Almost feel like your whole
life was just a waste of time.
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Yeah.
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Hm.
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Well, thanks for the ride.
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Anytime.
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Are you gonna be at
next week's meeting?
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Yeah, I think so. Are you?
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Might be, if you're lucky.
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Cool.
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Well, good luck trying
to find a new dealer.
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00:12:02,415 --> 00:12:05,581
Mm, yeah. Yeah,
I gotta do that.
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Thanks.
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Okay.
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Well, thanks.
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Did I mention I
was a sex addict?
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Hi, hi, is that Dom, Dominic?
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Hi there, Dom.
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I'm Charlie. I'm calling from
Hillcooks and Sons Insurance.
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Yeah, yeah, that's right.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, that's okay, don't, yeah.
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Charlie? Quick word.
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Yeah.
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Money! Let's go, people!
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Yep, thanks.
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Oh, watch out.
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Oh, I mean--
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She, she, she, she's
gonna fucking kill me.
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Okay, Charles.
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I mean, I can't even
stand to look at her.
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Just looking at
her, and her voice.
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Her voice is like, just
every time she speaks,
228
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just wants to make me, you know,
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fucking punch
myself in the dick!
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You know, and she's like some
annoying, little Smurf twat.
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Always with the mah mah
mah, I'm so brave. Shut up!
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I don't give a shit!
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I know.
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Really gets on my tits.
Really gets on my tits!
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Do you understand?
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Well, maybe it's time to
get a divorce, Mark.
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I just, I just, I
just can't be asked.
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It's the paperwork, it's the
dog. I fucking love that dog!
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I know you do.
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I love that dog!
It's just a ball ache.
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What's, what's
the other option?
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Are you gonna stay married
to someone that you hate?
243
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:41,613
Well, yeah.
244
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Yeah, probably.
245
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I mean, is that, is
that, is that stupid or?
246
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Yeah, it's pretty
fucking stupid.
247
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Yeah.
248
00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:51,414
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
249
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Cowabunga.
250
00:14:57,447 --> 00:14:59,447
So, uh, so what's
happening to you?
251
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Are you, are you
seeing any, seeing any,
252
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got any steam, any
flavours, you got any tang?
253
00:15:05,481 --> 00:15:06,880
Charlie tang in the bag.
254
00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:07,880
I don't know what you mean.
255
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Any, any women? Pussy.
256
00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:15,414
Oh, funny enough, I did
meet someone, yeah, at group.
257
00:15:15,713 --> 00:15:16,979
Oh, yeah, heroin?
258
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:21,180
No. I don't think I should.
259
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Come on, tell me,
tell me, tell me.
260
00:15:22,580 --> 00:15:25,347
Yeah, it's sex, she's
a sex addict, yeah.
261
00:15:25,481 --> 00:15:28,780
Sex, sex, sex? Fuck off!
262
00:15:28,912 --> 00:15:29,879
What?
263
00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:32,580
I mean fucking hell.
Fucking hell, no!
264
00:15:32,713 --> 00:15:34,979
No no, no no no! No.
265
00:15:35,114 --> 00:15:36,447
You're seeing a sex addict?
266
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:37,912
I didn't say I'm seeing her.
267
00:15:38,046 --> 00:15:40,214
Like, we spent the
night together.
268
00:15:40,347 --> 00:15:41,580
Spent the night together.
Spent the night together.
269
00:15:41,713 --> 00:15:42,580
Spent the night
together, I know,
270
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,214
you banged her, didn't you?
271
00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:46,912
You Casanova, you hero! Uh!
272
00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:48,613
Yes!
273
00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:50,912
Fucking hell. What was it like?
274
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,414
Yeah, it was um...
275
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,247
It was good, yeah?
It was great, tell me.
276
00:15:55,381 --> 00:15:56,580
Tell me, yeah?
277
00:15:56,712 --> 00:15:57,381
It was good, yeah.
278
00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,381
Yeah? Good, good.
279
00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,746
It was sex.
280
00:15:59,879 --> 00:16:01,946
Good, good, good,
great, great, great.
281
00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:03,180
Tell me, tell me
some more about it.
282
00:16:03,314 --> 00:16:06,912
What happened? What
was she, what was it?
283
00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:07,946
Talk to me about it.
284
00:16:08,846 --> 00:16:09,712
No.
285
00:16:09,846 --> 00:16:10,481
No, you know.
286
00:16:10,612 --> 00:16:11,579
No.
287
00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:12,712
Please, motherfucker.
I need this.
288
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:13,946
I need this, I need this.
289
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,314
I sleep next to
the same, you know,
290
00:16:15,447 --> 00:16:17,679
miserable old
vagina every night.
291
00:16:17,812 --> 00:16:19,679
I fucking need this for
the midnight wang bang.
292
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:20,645
Please tell me.
293
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:21,912
I don't want you
thinking about me
294
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:24,080
while you're masturbating,
Mark, so I'm good.
295
00:16:25,247 --> 00:16:26,014
It's too late.
296
00:16:26,147 --> 00:16:26,879
What do you mean too late?
297
00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:27,979
Too late, you need to leave.
298
00:16:28,114 --> 00:16:28,846
What the f--
what are you doing?
299
00:16:28,979 --> 00:16:30,180
You need to go right now.
300
00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:30,946
Oh.
301
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:31,879
Get out of here!
302
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,114
Where are you--
303
00:16:34,779 --> 00:16:36,280
- Keep up the good work.
- Okay.
304
00:16:36,414 --> 00:16:39,280
You're all so much stronger than you think you are.
305
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:43,347
I mean, look at you, you've
all been through such hardship
306
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,214
and you're all still
here, triumphant.
307
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:48,147
It's great.
308
00:16:51,746 --> 00:16:58,214
Look, remember, most pain in
life is temporary. It passes.
309
00:16:59,579 --> 00:17:02,247
We've got to give
ourselves a chance,
310
00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:06,912
some time to mend and heal.
311
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:08,014
It's important.
312
00:17:08,846 --> 00:17:09,612
Because,
313
00:17:11,313 --> 00:17:14,313
we don't want to put
pressure on ourselves.
314
00:17:14,746 --> 00:17:19,014
We don't wanna feel pressure
to be okay again straight away.
315
00:17:19,147 --> 00:17:19,879
Pain...
316
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:22,446
is why we're here.
317
00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:27,846
Pain is the root
318
00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:31,179
of all our various addictions.
319
00:17:32,912 --> 00:17:34,579
Now I know you're all
here for different things,
320
00:17:34,712 --> 00:17:36,645
but I want you to take a minute,
321
00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:40,579
look inside yourself,
and ask yourself,
322
00:17:41,947 --> 00:17:43,645
What do I want from
today's session?
323
00:18:39,612 --> 00:18:40,845
Yeah.
324
00:19:11,611 --> 00:19:13,113
What happened to your eye?
325
00:19:14,578 --> 00:19:15,446
I tripped.
326
00:19:17,578 --> 00:19:18,611
Who did this to you?
327
00:19:19,711 --> 00:19:20,611
Does it matter?
328
00:19:23,946 --> 00:19:25,013
It was your boyfriend.
329
00:19:25,146 --> 00:19:26,578
It was my fault.
330
00:19:28,611 --> 00:19:29,711
Why, what did you do?
331
00:19:30,846 --> 00:19:33,146
I hit him. He hit me back.
332
00:19:35,346 --> 00:19:36,879
I don't know why
you think that's okay.
333
00:19:37,013 --> 00:19:38,544
Did I say that, Charlie?
334
00:19:39,380 --> 00:19:41,544
Shit happens. Why
you here anyway?
335
00:19:41,678 --> 00:19:42,812
Well, you weren't at group.
336
00:19:42,946 --> 00:19:45,745
I'm sorry. I couldn't
find anything to wear.
337
00:19:47,046 --> 00:19:48,213
Is that really why you're here?
338
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:53,445
Yeah, I was just, I was
just making sure you're okay.
339
00:19:53,578 --> 00:19:55,611
No you didn't. You
wanted to fuck me again.
340
00:19:58,013 --> 00:19:59,013
That's not true.
341
00:19:59,146 --> 00:20:00,879
Bullshit, you
thought you were gonna
342
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:02,611
get your dick sucked tonight.
343
00:20:02,745 --> 00:20:04,113
Not everything is about sex.
344
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,778
Everything that matters is.
345
00:20:05,912 --> 00:20:07,146
You really believe that?
346
00:20:10,079 --> 00:20:11,479
I believe that you
came here to fuck me.
347
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,979
That's what I believe.
348
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:14,379
Well, I didn't, so.
349
00:20:17,511 --> 00:20:18,644
So what is it then?
350
00:20:19,812 --> 00:20:21,146
Why are you here?
351
00:20:21,278 --> 00:20:22,711
I don't know. I...
352
00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:27,611
I don't have this like
fancy poetic answer for you.
353
00:20:27,745 --> 00:20:31,544
I just, all week I've been
thinking about what was gonna be
354
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:34,245
the first thing I'd say
when I saw you again.
355
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:37,812
What did you come up with?
356
00:20:39,745 --> 00:20:40,479
Hi.
357
00:20:41,678 --> 00:20:42,644
I come up with "hi".
358
00:20:45,112 --> 00:20:47,046
Not the most original
thing in the world.
359
00:20:51,145 --> 00:20:52,846
But I would have said "hi" back.
360
00:20:55,312 --> 00:20:56,112
Really?
361
00:21:00,578 --> 00:21:01,445
Hi.
362
00:21:01,611 --> 00:21:02,711
Hi.
363
00:21:04,112 --> 00:21:05,711
Do you wanna come inside?
364
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,611
You can sit down.
365
00:21:14,578 --> 00:21:16,312
Yeah, I know. I'm good.
366
00:21:21,479 --> 00:21:22,846
How was the meeting?
367
00:21:22,978 --> 00:21:24,445
Boring.
368
00:21:24,578 --> 00:21:26,312
Full of boring people
telling a boring story
369
00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:28,245
about their boring lives.
370
00:21:28,379 --> 00:21:30,045
Did it make you feel normal?
371
00:21:30,178 --> 00:21:33,945
No, not tonight. Tonight,
it made me feel sad.
372
00:21:34,078 --> 00:21:34,878
Why?
373
00:21:35,012 --> 00:21:36,112
Because you weren't there.
374
00:21:36,945 --> 00:21:38,445
Well, you're here now.
375
00:21:40,145 --> 00:21:41,379
Yeah.
376
00:21:41,578 --> 00:21:43,145
So what are you
complaining about?
377
00:21:46,611 --> 00:21:47,811
I like you.
378
00:21:49,611 --> 00:21:50,578
You don't know me.
379
00:21:50,679 --> 00:21:51,712
Yeah, but what I know I like.
380
00:21:51,845 --> 00:21:52,911
You like fucking me.
381
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,745
Yeah, yeah, I do,
I did. It was lovely.
382
00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:59,578
But I think it might
be more than that.
383
00:22:00,911 --> 00:22:03,878
I've been thinking about
you nonstop all week.
384
00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:05,578
Really?
385
00:22:05,711 --> 00:22:06,878
Yeah.
386
00:22:07,012 --> 00:22:08,145
What have you
been thinking about?
387
00:22:08,278 --> 00:22:11,945
I've been thinking
what it would be like to
388
00:22:12,911 --> 00:22:14,578
wake up next to
you every morning.
389
00:22:14,711 --> 00:22:15,911
That's pathetic.
390
00:22:16,045 --> 00:22:16,845
That's rude.
391
00:22:22,745 --> 00:22:23,610
Let me take you out.
392
00:22:23,745 --> 00:22:24,644
Out where?
393
00:22:24,778 --> 00:22:25,577
Outside.
394
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,711
What do you mean outside?
395
00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,678
Out there, in the
real world. Me and you.
396
00:22:30,978 --> 00:22:32,577
I like it better in my world.
397
00:22:35,178 --> 00:22:35,978
And why is that?
398
00:22:36,112 --> 00:22:38,145
Because in my world,
399
00:22:39,745 --> 00:22:41,112
I am God.
400
00:22:42,577 --> 00:22:43,478
You're God?
401
00:22:43,610 --> 00:22:44,444
Mm.
402
00:22:44,577 --> 00:22:46,678
That's cool. Very cool.
403
00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:50,444
You don't strike me
as a particularly
404
00:22:50,577 --> 00:22:52,644
religious girl, though.
405
00:22:52,778 --> 00:22:55,878
Just because I believe in
God doesn't make me religious.
406
00:22:56,012 --> 00:22:57,478
Mm, true.
407
00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:01,312
A friend of mine
used to say that
408
00:23:01,444 --> 00:23:04,711
the feeling of heroin was
like God's petting you.
409
00:23:06,411 --> 00:23:07,845
He wasn't religious either.
410
00:23:10,845 --> 00:23:12,378
Almost makes me wanna try it.
411
00:23:12,577 --> 00:23:14,444
I wouldn't.
412
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,112
So what do you say?
413
00:23:17,245 --> 00:23:17,978
To what?
414
00:23:19,045 --> 00:23:19,745
Let me take you out.
415
00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:21,344
I don't know, Charlie.
416
00:23:21,478 --> 00:23:24,112
I don't really feel
that pretty tonight.
417
00:23:24,244 --> 00:23:26,311
Okay, well, what
about the weekend?
418
00:23:26,444 --> 00:23:27,478
Busy.
419
00:23:27,945 --> 00:23:29,112
Doing what?
420
00:23:29,244 --> 00:23:31,145
Fucking my boyfriend probably.
421
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:33,644
Yeah.
422
00:23:36,578 --> 00:23:38,478
Wait what? Are you--
423
00:23:38,978 --> 00:23:39,811
What?
424
00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:41,578
You're still with him?
425
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:42,378
Yeah.
426
00:23:42,578 --> 00:23:43,277
Why?
427
00:23:45,012 --> 00:23:47,177
I just haven't got around
to breaking up with him yet.
428
00:23:47,311 --> 00:23:49,311
I figured, whilst
I'm still with him,
429
00:23:49,444 --> 00:23:50,911
I might as well
keep fucking him.
430
00:23:51,045 --> 00:23:52,678
What about me? What about us?
431
00:23:52,811 --> 00:23:54,077
What about us?
432
00:23:54,211 --> 00:23:56,177
I, I don't mean
anything to you?
433
00:23:56,311 --> 00:24:00,111
Charlie, we met
once. We fucked.
434
00:24:00,244 --> 00:24:01,311
A week later, you turn up high
435
00:24:01,444 --> 00:24:02,878
on my doorstep asking me out.
436
00:24:03,011 --> 00:24:03,578
What do you want me to say?
437
00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:05,578
I'm not high.
438
00:24:05,644 --> 00:24:06,778
- Right.
- Thanks.
439
00:24:06,911 --> 00:24:08,644
You asked me what I
was doing this weekend,
440
00:24:08,778 --> 00:24:09,678
and I told you.
441
00:24:09,811 --> 00:24:10,911
We're not a couple, Charlie.
442
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:16,378
You don't love him.
You don't love him.
443
00:24:16,578 --> 00:24:17,578
What, and I love you?
444
00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:18,944
That's not what I said.
445
00:24:19,077 --> 00:24:19,811
Mm.
446
00:24:19,944 --> 00:24:21,077
I didn't say that.
447
00:24:21,211 --> 00:24:22,311
So what are you
saying, Charlie?
448
00:24:22,444 --> 00:24:24,311
I'm saying why don't you,
449
00:24:24,444 --> 00:24:25,144
fucking,
450
00:24:26,578 --> 00:24:28,277
why don't you fucking
fuck me instead then?
451
00:24:28,411 --> 00:24:29,111
Instead of him?
452
00:24:29,244 --> 00:24:30,111
Yeah.
453
00:24:30,244 --> 00:24:31,378
Right, what would
that make you?
454
00:24:31,578 --> 00:24:34,077
Um, it would make me the
guy that you're fucking
455
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:36,177
that doesn't punch you
in the face, for one.
456
00:24:36,311 --> 00:24:37,944
Charlie, it's not that simple.
457
00:24:38,077 --> 00:24:39,211
Why not?
458
00:24:39,344 --> 00:24:40,177
Because he's not
the kind of guy
459
00:24:40,311 --> 00:24:41,877
you can just walk away from.
460
00:24:43,644 --> 00:24:44,578
No shit.
461
00:24:49,011 --> 00:24:50,044
He said he'd kill me.
462
00:24:52,411 --> 00:24:54,011
If I ever left him,
he said he would,
463
00:24:55,810 --> 00:24:56,844
he would slit my throat
464
00:24:58,244 --> 00:24:59,744
and no one would
ever find the body.
465
00:25:03,444 --> 00:25:04,444
I believe him.
466
00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:10,844
Well...
467
00:25:12,777 --> 00:25:14,244
we need to go to the police.
468
00:25:14,378 --> 00:25:15,610
Obviously.
469
00:25:16,177 --> 00:25:17,910
Since when did you
and I become a we?
470
00:25:18,044 --> 00:25:19,777
I'm serious. I wanna help you.
471
00:25:19,910 --> 00:25:20,710
You can't help me, Charlie.
472
00:25:20,844 --> 00:25:22,011
- I can.
- No one can.
473
00:25:22,144 --> 00:25:23,777
No, this is my life,
I've accepted that.
474
00:25:23,910 --> 00:25:25,111
You need to do the same.
475
00:25:25,244 --> 00:25:28,577
Fuck just accepting
it. Fuck that, no way.
476
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:31,810
We could just, we
could literally just disappear forever.
477
00:25:33,744 --> 00:25:36,111
You watch too many
movies, Charlie.
478
00:25:38,177 --> 00:25:39,744
Yeah, we can just do that.
479
00:25:39,877 --> 00:25:40,810
With what money?
480
00:25:41,810 --> 00:25:43,877
I haven't got a penny to
my name, and I'm guessing
481
00:25:44,011 --> 00:25:46,044
all your life savings are
stored in your fucking arm.
482
00:25:46,177 --> 00:25:48,411
I smoke it. I don't inject it.
483
00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:52,311
Reality is, we're
gonna wake up tomorrow morning
484
00:25:52,444 --> 00:25:55,810
and carry on living
these same fucking lives.
485
00:25:59,777 --> 00:26:00,844
How much you think we'd need?
486
00:26:03,577 --> 00:26:04,478
What?
487
00:26:04,610 --> 00:26:06,011
How much money to
start a new life?
488
00:26:06,144 --> 00:26:07,677
Did you not just
listen to a word I said?
489
00:26:07,810 --> 00:26:10,710
Yeah, but you just,
humour me. Humour me here.
490
00:26:10,844 --> 00:26:12,111
How much you think we'd need?
491
00:26:12,244 --> 00:26:13,944
Oh, God, I don't know.
492
00:26:15,610 --> 00:26:16,377
50 grand?
493
00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:18,643
50 grand, what's 50 grand?
494
00:26:19,276 --> 00:26:20,144
Who do you know
that's got 50 grand?
495
00:26:20,276 --> 00:26:22,577
Ugh! Um...
496
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:24,478
The bank.
497
00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:25,910
The bank. Plan A, rob a bank.
498
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,177
Wow, that's Plan A?
499
00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,777
Yeah, it's not a great
plan, but it's a plan.
500
00:26:28,910 --> 00:26:30,577
I'm thinking on my feet here.
501
00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:32,577
Do you know anyone else
that's got 50 grand?
502
00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:33,877
Rich people.
503
00:26:34,011 --> 00:26:37,777
Rich people, good one.
Plan B, rob a rich person.
504
00:26:37,910 --> 00:26:38,577
Any rich person?
505
00:26:38,677 --> 00:26:39,977
Yeah, no.
506
00:26:41,276 --> 00:26:42,176
No.
507
00:26:42,844 --> 00:26:45,977
We rob a rich person who
isn't gonna call the police.
508
00:26:46,110 --> 00:26:48,243
You know, because
they got dirty money.
509
00:26:48,377 --> 00:26:49,176
Dirty.
510
00:26:50,577 --> 00:26:51,343
Ooh.
511
00:26:51,478 --> 00:26:53,276
Dirty money, filthy as fuck.
512
00:26:53,411 --> 00:26:54,411
Okay.
513
00:26:55,044 --> 00:26:56,276
You can't report
something stolen
514
00:26:56,411 --> 00:26:58,378
that's already
been stolen, right?
515
00:26:58,577 --> 00:27:00,577
Wait, surely you know
a bunch of drug dealers.
516
00:27:00,710 --> 00:27:03,610
I know one drug dealer.
He wears a Casio watch.
517
00:27:03,744 --> 00:27:05,444
And anyway, he's fucked
off to Winchester.
518
00:27:05,577 --> 00:27:07,110
What about a porn star?
519
00:27:07,243 --> 00:27:08,411
What about a porn star?
520
00:27:08,577 --> 00:27:11,276
A porn star who moonlights
in fucking lonely women,
521
00:27:11,411 --> 00:27:13,577
and those women pay him in cash,
522
00:27:13,710 --> 00:27:15,777
and that cash he puts in
a safe in his wardrobe.
523
00:27:15,910 --> 00:27:16,577
Would something like that work?
524
00:27:16,643 --> 00:27:17,777
I don't know.
525
00:27:17,910 --> 00:27:19,310
Is there a lot of money
in fucking lonely women?
526
00:27:19,444 --> 00:27:21,043
He gets around
five grand a fuck.
527
00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:22,777
Five grand a...
528
00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:25,076
Fucking, five grand?
529
00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,710
That's, who is this guy?
530
00:27:27,844 --> 00:27:30,643
His name's Jimmy.
He's my boyfriend.
531
00:27:33,478 --> 00:27:35,110
Monster Cock is a porn star.
532
00:27:35,710 --> 00:27:36,610
Yep.
533
00:27:37,110 --> 00:27:39,976
Mm, course he
is. Course he is.
534
00:27:40,577 --> 00:27:41,710
He's pretty
successful as well.
535
00:27:41,843 --> 00:27:43,976
Is he? Yeah, successful
porn star, is he, yeah?
536
00:27:44,110 --> 00:27:45,243
Oh he's great.
537
00:27:45,378 --> 00:27:46,943
Wait just one second.
Let me get this right.
538
00:27:47,076 --> 00:27:49,310
You wanna rob your boyfriend?
539
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:51,478
Yeah.
540
00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,909
Go on. Tell me what you'd do.
541
00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:07,210
The first thing
you need to know about Jimmy
542
00:28:07,344 --> 00:28:10,776
is that he is in love with
every inch of his body.
543
00:28:10,909 --> 00:28:13,776
And believe me, there
are a lot of inches.
544
00:28:13,909 --> 00:28:16,110
Oh thank you.
You haven't mentioned that.
545
00:28:16,243 --> 00:28:17,478
He's
been making adult movies
546
00:28:17,609 --> 00:28:19,577
since he was 18.
547
00:28:19,709 --> 00:28:22,676
By the time he was 21, he'd
fucked over 1,000 women.
548
00:28:22,809 --> 00:28:23,943
You know how I know this?
549
00:28:24,076 --> 00:28:26,809
Because it's a fact that
he is very proud of.
550
00:28:26,943 --> 00:28:29,576
But porn is not where
he makes his money.
551
00:28:29,642 --> 00:28:30,976
The housewives are.
552
00:28:32,876 --> 00:28:35,576
He keeps all of that money
in a locker by his bed.
553
00:28:35,642 --> 00:28:37,444
After all, he can't bank it.
554
00:28:37,576 --> 00:28:39,411
It's not exactly
legal what he's doing.
555
00:28:39,576 --> 00:28:41,076
It's dirty money.
556
00:28:41,210 --> 00:28:42,344
Just
like you wanted.
557
00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:43,676
So
what happens next?
558
00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,311
We
go back to reality.
559
00:28:45,444 --> 00:28:46,809
Fuck off! We don't have
to go back to reality.
560
00:28:46,943 --> 00:28:48,909
Fuck reality. We can do this.
561
00:28:49,043 --> 00:28:51,277
This is a solid
plan. We can do this.
562
00:28:51,411 --> 00:28:52,110
He'll kill us.
563
00:28:52,243 --> 00:28:53,477
Only if he catches us.
564
00:28:55,344 --> 00:28:57,576
Do you know the combination?
565
00:28:57,642 --> 00:28:58,843
What?
566
00:28:58,976 --> 00:28:59,876
To the safe. Do you know
the combination to the safe?
567
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:00,809
Yes. Fuck, yes.
568
00:29:00,943 --> 00:29:01,909
What is it?
569
00:29:02,043 --> 00:29:04,210
Two four four,
three four two five.
570
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,443
It spells "big dick".
571
00:29:06,576 --> 00:29:08,210
Oh fuck, we get it,
mate. Jesus Christ.
572
00:29:08,343 --> 00:29:10,410
Look, Charlie, you have no
idea what he's capable of.
573
00:29:10,576 --> 00:29:14,210
Well, you've got no idea
what I'm capable of. So...
574
00:29:14,343 --> 00:29:16,076
You're a junkie, Charlie.
575
00:29:16,210 --> 00:29:18,076
You're unstable,
confused, fucked up.
576
00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:19,110
You probably won't even remember
577
00:29:19,244 --> 00:29:20,976
this conversation
in the morning.
578
00:29:22,143 --> 00:29:23,676
What conversation?
579
00:29:23,809 --> 00:29:25,909
I'm joking. Don't
roll your eyes at me.
580
00:29:26,377 --> 00:29:27,243
I'm joking.
581
00:29:28,043 --> 00:29:30,110
But I've been a
junkie for five years,
582
00:29:30,243 --> 00:29:32,276
and I still remember
to tie my shoes
583
00:29:32,410 --> 00:29:35,176
and brush my teeth and
wipe my ass, all right?
584
00:29:35,642 --> 00:29:38,542
I've never been more serious
about anything in my life
585
00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:40,477
than I am right now about this.
586
00:29:41,443 --> 00:29:44,542
I wanna rob your abusive
porn star boyfriend
587
00:29:44,676 --> 00:29:48,043
and then sail off into the
fucking sunset with you.
588
00:29:49,343 --> 00:29:50,343
You sail?
589
00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:52,377
We'll get a plane!
590
00:29:52,509 --> 00:29:53,576
Wait a second.
591
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:55,642
Wait a second.
592
00:29:56,943 --> 00:30:00,377
I'm not sure how I
feel about this story.
593
00:30:00,509 --> 00:30:01,243
How you f--
594
00:30:02,576 --> 00:30:04,943
Am I not supposed to be the
one that's feeling things, Doc?
595
00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:07,909
I mean, I'm not sure I like
596
00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:09,909
where it's going.
597
00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:11,809
Well that's what makes
it an interesting story.
598
00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:13,109
Who wants to listen to a story
599
00:30:13,243 --> 00:30:14,243
where you know how
it's gonna end?
600
00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:16,109
I didn't say it
wasn't interesting.
601
00:30:16,243 --> 00:30:18,975
Okay, but how about
we pretend for a minute
602
00:30:19,109 --> 00:30:20,343
you're not my therapist?
603
00:30:20,477 --> 00:30:22,410
Just imagine that
we're just two friends,
604
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:23,477
we're sitting in a bar.
605
00:30:23,609 --> 00:30:24,477
I don't think so.
606
00:30:24,609 --> 00:30:26,142
It's a little
bit of role play.
607
00:30:26,576 --> 00:30:28,210
I'm sure you and Mr.
Therapist do it all the time.
608
00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:30,410
That's none of your
business, Charlie.
609
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:34,542
It's weird.
610
00:30:34,676 --> 00:30:36,042
Weird how uncomfortable you get
611
00:30:36,176 --> 00:30:37,975
when I mention anything
about your life.
612
00:30:39,410 --> 00:30:41,477
We're not here to
talk about me, Charlie.
613
00:30:43,109 --> 00:30:43,875
Mm.
614
00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:50,243
And how does that
make you feel, Doc?
615
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:55,842
So do you wanna
know what happened?
616
00:30:56,709 --> 00:30:59,942
Okay, so, a few days later,
there's a knock on my door.
617
00:31:00,075 --> 00:31:00,942
Guess who it is?
618
00:31:05,576 --> 00:31:06,742
Hi, what?
619
00:31:07,576 --> 00:31:08,477
Hi.
620
00:31:08,875 --> 00:31:11,576
What are you doing here?
How do you know where I live?
621
00:31:11,642 --> 00:31:13,410
You told me to
meet you here at 11.
622
00:31:13,576 --> 00:31:14,842
You texted me your address.
623
00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:17,210
You don't remember?
624
00:31:19,143 --> 00:31:21,042
So much for never
forgetting anything.
625
00:31:22,310 --> 00:31:23,608
Did I mention why
I wanted to see you?
626
00:31:23,742 --> 00:31:24,641
No.
627
00:31:24,775 --> 00:31:26,143
Aw.
628
00:31:27,641 --> 00:31:28,708
Charlie?
629
00:31:29,377 --> 00:31:30,575
Fuck, man, I--
630
00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,176
Charlie, Charlie?
631
00:31:33,708 --> 00:31:36,042
Charlie, why the fuck are
you wearing a balaclava?
632
00:31:38,608 --> 00:31:42,708
Fuck, oh well, that's
embarrassing. Sorry, yeah.
633
00:31:44,276 --> 00:31:46,975
Oh fuck, yeah, I think
this might be why
634
00:31:47,110 --> 00:31:48,575
I wanted you to come over.
635
00:31:48,641 --> 00:31:49,842
To show me your balaclava?
636
00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:51,975
Yeah, yeah, I
thought we could maybe
637
00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:53,076
wear them when we rob Jimmy.
638
00:31:53,210 --> 00:31:54,675
You really made
me get on a bus
639
00:31:54,808 --> 00:31:56,343
all the way over
here to tell me that?
640
00:31:58,641 --> 00:32:01,243
Um, yeah.
641
00:32:02,009 --> 00:32:02,775
You're a fucking
idiot, Charlie.
642
00:32:02,908 --> 00:32:04,210
Wait wait, don't go. Don't go.
643
00:32:04,343 --> 00:32:05,875
You're here now. You
might as well stay.
644
00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:07,276
Well might as well I do that?
645
00:32:08,243 --> 00:32:09,276
Um.
646
00:32:09,409 --> 00:32:11,276
You say um a fucking
lot, don't you?
647
00:32:11,409 --> 00:32:13,310
Only when I can't think
of anything else to say.
648
00:32:14,608 --> 00:32:15,409
Uh.
649
00:32:16,575 --> 00:32:18,842
But look, I've got,
I've got coffee,
650
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:21,942
and fruit loaf.
651
00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:26,009
It's like fruit,
and it's like bread.
652
00:32:26,143 --> 00:32:27,342
It's like a fruity bread.
653
00:32:28,575 --> 00:32:30,442
But look, I'm sorry, I just,
654
00:32:30,575 --> 00:32:32,875
I really think I just
wanted to see you.
655
00:32:38,009 --> 00:32:39,043
Have you got a bed?
656
00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,442
Um.
657
00:32:48,476 --> 00:32:49,775
I'm coming.
658
00:32:59,575 --> 00:33:00,175
Shit.
659
00:33:03,808 --> 00:33:04,675
Oh, shit.
660
00:33:06,409 --> 00:33:07,209
Whew.
661
00:33:09,708 --> 00:33:12,675
No one has ever made me come
from going down on me before.
662
00:33:13,942 --> 00:33:14,808
Really?
663
00:33:26,309 --> 00:33:27,442
Can I ask you something?
664
00:33:28,742 --> 00:33:29,608
Yeah.
665
00:33:30,242 --> 00:33:31,608
Why, uh,
666
00:33:33,775 --> 00:33:34,575
sex?
667
00:33:36,275 --> 00:33:39,742
How did you get addicted to it?
668
00:33:39,874 --> 00:33:42,941
That's not
a fun story to tell.
669
00:33:45,575 --> 00:33:47,309
Yeah, you don't need
to tell me obviously.
670
00:33:47,442 --> 00:33:49,874
I was just curious.
671
00:33:50,009 --> 00:33:50,775
It's fine.
672
00:33:51,975 --> 00:33:53,009
You asked.
673
00:33:54,608 --> 00:33:57,575
Might as well tell you so
you don't imagine the worst.
674
00:34:00,941 --> 00:34:03,675
When I was 13, my parents split.
675
00:34:04,774 --> 00:34:05,975
I stopped talking.
676
00:34:09,376 --> 00:34:12,009
At first, they thought
it was a protest, but...
677
00:34:12,741 --> 00:34:14,575
after a few weeks, they
realised they should
678
00:34:14,707 --> 00:34:16,841
probably send me
to a professional.
679
00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:20,774
Dr. Clark.
680
00:34:23,741 --> 00:34:26,142
And that didn't really work
either at first, because
681
00:34:27,342 --> 00:34:29,741
I was a master at
staying in silence, so...
682
00:34:30,574 --> 00:34:33,574
why would I open my mouth
to a complete stranger?
683
00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:37,574
Thing is, Dr. Clark
didn't really mind
684
00:34:37,707 --> 00:34:39,342
that I sat in silence.
685
00:34:40,874 --> 00:34:44,009
If anything, it was better
for the physical therapy.
686
00:34:48,376 --> 00:34:51,409
I would sit there from
5:30 in the afternoon
687
00:34:51,574 --> 00:34:54,741
with the door locked,
whilst I was told
688
00:34:54,874 --> 00:34:56,475
to remove my underwear.
689
00:34:59,607 --> 00:35:04,574
I would sit there, whilst Dr.
Clark asked me questions like,
690
00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:09,441
"Does that make your tummy feel
funny when I touch you there?"
691
00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:15,142
I would sit there with
a tongue in my ear,
692
00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:18,209
in my mouth,
693
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,640
all over my body, whilst Dr.
Clark made me feel special.
694
00:35:30,908 --> 00:35:32,142
I knew it was wrong, but
695
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:37,175
I didn't tell anyone.
696
00:35:39,807 --> 00:35:42,341
The thing is, what's
so fucked up is that,
697
00:35:45,574 --> 00:35:46,607
I liked it.
698
00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:51,408
I know that's not what I'm
meant to say, but I did.
699
00:35:55,574 --> 00:35:57,308
My mum started seeing
a difference in me.
700
00:35:59,741 --> 00:36:01,141
I was talking again.
701
00:36:03,607 --> 00:36:07,908
So she figured that therapy
must be doing something right.
702
00:36:10,074 --> 00:36:11,607
And I stopped going.
703
00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:16,741
But I missed the
way it made me feel.
704
00:36:21,008 --> 00:36:22,375
I never went back.
705
00:36:24,574 --> 00:36:27,074
But I know what I'd do if I did.
706
00:36:29,707 --> 00:36:32,875
I'd kill Dr. Clark for
making me who I am today.
707
00:36:42,141 --> 00:36:43,674
I need a shower.
708
00:36:57,141 --> 00:36:59,041
So,
what's his place like?
709
00:36:59,174 --> 00:37:00,308
Immaculate, that would be
710
00:37:00,441 --> 00:37:01,607
the best way of describing it.
711
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,408
Not a single thing out of place.
712
00:37:03,574 --> 00:37:05,640
He takes pride in
everything he owns.
713
00:37:05,774 --> 00:37:07,008
So how do we get in?
714
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:07,941
We walk
through the front door.
715
00:37:08,074 --> 00:37:08,907
How else would we get in?
716
00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:10,574
Won't it be locked?
717
00:37:10,674 --> 00:37:12,408
Yes, but I'll
unlock it when I let you in.
718
00:37:12,574 --> 00:37:13,674
You're
gonna let me in?
719
00:37:13,807 --> 00:37:14,574
You really need to let me
720
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,308
finish here, Charlie.
721
00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,607
Sorry.
722
00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:18,074
After I
let you in, we both put on
723
00:37:18,208 --> 00:37:19,408
the balaclavas and
head to the bedroom.
724
00:37:19,574 --> 00:37:20,607
Wait, why
are we gonna rob him
725
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:22,008
when he's in there?
726
00:37:22,141 --> 00:37:23,041
Because
there's only one key,
727
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:25,041
which funnily enough, he has.
728
00:37:25,174 --> 00:37:27,074
And he doesn't allow
anyone in his house
729
00:37:27,208 --> 00:37:28,108
when he's not there.
730
00:37:28,241 --> 00:37:29,341
Okay, that makes sense.
731
00:37:29,475 --> 00:37:31,141
So, what happens in the bedroom?
732
00:37:31,274 --> 00:37:33,008
I will carefully go over
733
00:37:33,141 --> 00:37:35,441
to the locker and open the safe.
734
00:37:35,573 --> 00:37:37,408
But what am
I gonna be doing then?
735
00:37:37,573 --> 00:37:39,241
Making sure he doesn't wake up.
736
00:37:39,706 --> 00:37:41,141
And what
if he does wake up?
737
00:37:44,441 --> 00:37:45,475
Then we shoot him.
738
00:37:46,907 --> 00:37:47,874
Shoot him?
739
00:37:48,008 --> 00:37:49,174
Yeah.
740
00:37:49,308 --> 00:37:51,074
In the leg or something,
stop him running after us.
741
00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:51,841
With what?
742
00:37:51,974 --> 00:37:53,174
With a gun, you idiot.
743
00:37:53,308 --> 00:37:56,673
A gun? Have you
got a gun, have you?
744
00:37:56,807 --> 00:37:57,741
No.
745
00:37:57,874 --> 00:37:59,606
No, because I
haven't got a gun.
746
00:37:59,741 --> 00:38:00,408
Then we'll get a gun.
747
00:38:00,573 --> 00:38:01,673
Where will we get a gun?
748
00:38:01,807 --> 00:38:03,074
I know a guy.
749
00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:05,907
Have you ever
even fired a gun?
750
00:38:06,041 --> 00:38:08,208
No. But how hard can it be?
751
00:38:08,341 --> 00:38:11,041
Just point and pull
the trigger, right?
752
00:38:11,174 --> 00:38:12,108
Yeah, just like that.
753
00:38:12,241 --> 00:38:13,807
Yes, just like that, Charlie.
754
00:38:13,941 --> 00:38:15,474
Can you stop being
such a fucking pussy?
755
00:38:15,639 --> 00:38:17,974
Okay, okay, who
is this guy then?
756
00:38:18,108 --> 00:38:20,407
Some American, all right?
757
00:38:21,474 --> 00:38:22,606
Word on the street is
there was a drug deal.
758
00:38:22,741 --> 00:38:24,008
Word on the street.
759
00:38:24,141 --> 00:38:24,974
Can you let me
finish my story?
760
00:38:25,108 --> 00:38:26,340
Finish it.
761
00:38:26,474 --> 00:38:29,639
There was a drug deal
that went wrong in New York.
762
00:38:29,774 --> 00:38:31,907
Two local lads
killed his brother.
763
00:38:32,041 --> 00:38:34,340
Left him dead, shot in the head.
764
00:38:34,474 --> 00:38:37,707
So, he's now over
here looking for them.
765
00:38:37,841 --> 00:38:38,941
Apparently, he drives
around with a fucking
766
00:38:39,074 --> 00:38:40,340
arsenal in his boot.
767
00:38:41,074 --> 00:38:44,340
Figure we could just
get one of those guns.
768
00:38:44,474 --> 00:38:47,573
Sorry,
that's your plan?
769
00:38:47,639 --> 00:38:50,041
Yes it is, Charlie.
770
00:38:51,141 --> 00:38:52,207
You have a better one?
771
00:38:52,674 --> 00:38:54,573
No. No.
772
00:38:55,573 --> 00:38:58,207
All right, where would we
find this American then?
773
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:59,573
Sat right over there.
774
00:39:10,173 --> 00:39:12,741
Okay, let's say that is him.
775
00:39:12,874 --> 00:39:15,073
What are you gonna do,
just waltz over there,
776
00:39:15,207 --> 00:39:16,974
be like, "excuse me,
Mr. Cowboy, sir,
777
00:39:17,107 --> 00:39:18,107
can I buy a gun from you?"
778
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,240
No way.
779
00:39:19,707 --> 00:39:20,173
Yes.
780
00:39:20,307 --> 00:39:21,741
No, no, no.
781
00:39:25,741 --> 00:39:26,573
Hi.
782
00:39:30,573 --> 00:39:33,807
Can we, uh, buy you a drink?
783
00:39:33,940 --> 00:39:35,374
I'm good, thanks.
784
00:39:35,573 --> 00:39:36,374
Okay.
785
00:39:37,173 --> 00:39:40,007
How about some nuts or...
786
00:39:40,674 --> 00:39:42,073
pork scratchings?
787
00:39:42,207 --> 00:39:44,374
What the fuck are
pork scratchings?
788
00:39:45,073 --> 00:39:49,674
Sort of like dried
up bits of pig skin
789
00:39:49,807 --> 00:39:50,674
with hair.
790
00:39:51,906 --> 00:39:54,440
They're actually a
lot nicer than they sound.
791
00:39:55,940 --> 00:39:57,873
I think I'll stick
with the whiskey.
792
00:39:58,007 --> 00:39:59,440
That's fair enough.
793
00:40:02,539 --> 00:40:06,840
So, we were wondering...
794
00:40:06,973 --> 00:40:08,573
If you can buy a gun from me?
795
00:40:10,674 --> 00:40:11,873
Yeah, how did you know that?
796
00:40:12,007 --> 00:40:14,007
You talk very loudly,
797
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,806
and I could hear every
single word you said.
798
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:19,840
That's a bit embarrassing.
799
00:40:19,973 --> 00:40:21,173
Yeah, a little bit.
800
00:40:21,307 --> 00:40:23,240
Your friend
didn't seem so keen.
801
00:40:25,307 --> 00:40:26,407
He's just a,
802
00:40:28,374 --> 00:40:30,773
he just needs to
grow a pair of balls.
803
00:40:31,706 --> 00:40:32,506
She right?
804
00:40:34,906 --> 00:40:35,639
Excuse me?
805
00:40:35,773 --> 00:40:37,040
Do you need to grow a pair?
806
00:40:39,173 --> 00:40:41,040
I, I, I don't know.
I don't think so.
807
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:42,007
So you've got some then?
808
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:42,639
Some?
809
00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,840
Balls?
810
00:40:43,973 --> 00:40:46,639
Yes, I got some, two
of them, thank you.
811
00:40:46,773 --> 00:40:47,673
Prove it.
812
00:40:47,806 --> 00:40:49,173
Come again?
813
00:40:49,307 --> 00:40:53,240
I don't trust you. I don't
deal with people I don't trust.
814
00:40:54,473 --> 00:40:57,873
If you wanna gun,
get your balls out
815
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,240
and put them on the bar.
816
00:41:05,007 --> 00:41:05,740
Right.
817
00:41:07,573 --> 00:41:10,606
Can we just, we're just
gonna have a little regroup.
818
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:11,439
Come over here.
819
00:41:11,573 --> 00:41:12,806
- Okay.
- Sweetheart.
820
00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,173
So this guy's insane.
821
00:41:14,307 --> 00:41:15,573
Of course he is.
He's fucking American.
822
00:41:15,639 --> 00:41:16,573
Well I'm not getting
my balls out for him.
823
00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:17,940
Why not?
824
00:41:18,073 --> 00:41:18,840
Because it's a weird thing
to ask someone you just met.
825
00:41:18,973 --> 00:41:20,207
Why so weird?
826
00:41:20,339 --> 00:41:21,439
I don't know how many
germs are on the bar either.
827
00:41:21,573 --> 00:41:22,773
I don't wanna do it.
828
00:41:22,906 --> 00:41:23,573
Look, just do it real
quick. Just whip them out.
829
00:41:23,673 --> 00:41:24,673
Just whip them out?
830
00:41:24,806 --> 00:41:25,706
Whip your tits out.
How about that?
831
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:26,439
He doesn't want my tits.
832
00:41:26,573 --> 00:41:27,573
Whip your fanny out.
833
00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:28,406
- He doesn't want my fanny.
- Fuck me.
834
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:29,673
He wants your balls, Charlie.
835
00:41:29,806 --> 00:41:31,706
Come on. What is the problem?
836
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:33,740
I'll tell you what. I'll
do it. How about that?
837
00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:35,207
He's not giving you
very many options, is he?
838
00:41:35,339 --> 00:41:36,339
Fine.
839
00:41:36,573 --> 00:41:37,573
- Fine.
- Fine.
840
00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:39,439
What will it be?
841
00:41:43,073 --> 00:41:44,173
We gonna do this?
842
00:41:51,439 --> 00:41:53,406
Stop right there.
843
00:41:55,639 --> 00:41:57,406
You some kinda fag?
844
00:41:58,906 --> 00:41:59,573
What?
845
00:41:59,673 --> 00:42:02,007
A total stranger in a bar
846
00:42:02,139 --> 00:42:03,906
ask you take your balls out.
847
00:42:05,406 --> 00:42:07,806
That just makes me
think of two things.
848
00:42:10,206 --> 00:42:13,306
You're either a fag,
or you're desperate.
849
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:16,740
Which is it?
850
00:42:17,573 --> 00:42:18,673
The second one.
851
00:42:18,806 --> 00:42:20,272
You sure about that?
852
00:42:21,573 --> 00:42:22,573
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
853
00:42:23,940 --> 00:42:26,972
Okay, meet me
tonight at midnight.
854
00:42:28,474 --> 00:42:30,806
Warehouse 19 at the docks.
855
00:42:32,139 --> 00:42:32,906
Don't be late.
856
00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:36,139
The price is 2,000.
857
00:42:36,272 --> 00:42:38,440
Right, 2,000.
858
00:42:38,573 --> 00:42:40,573
Is that, so is that pounds or?
859
00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,239
Pounds.
860
00:42:42,373 --> 00:42:44,573
Right. You don't take cards?
861
00:42:45,806 --> 00:42:48,373
Thank you. It's cash, he's cash.
862
00:42:48,905 --> 00:42:50,573
Cannot believe you were
gonna get your balls out.
863
00:42:50,639 --> 00:42:53,339
Fuck off. I don't have
2,000 pounds either.
864
00:42:53,474 --> 00:42:55,573
Yeah, right, just
leave it with me.
865
00:42:55,639 --> 00:42:57,972
Meet me outside the big
Tasco at 11, all right?
866
00:42:58,339 --> 00:42:59,306
So you gonna come
to group tonight?
867
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:00,673
Obviously not.
868
00:43:00,805 --> 00:43:02,006
Nice to meet you.
869
00:43:02,139 --> 00:43:03,172
See you later.
870
00:43:06,339 --> 00:43:08,006
It was at a party.
871
00:43:08,139 --> 00:43:10,939
I don't know how it
happened. It just kinda did.
872
00:43:13,839 --> 00:43:15,905
And, yeah, since
then I feel like
873
00:43:17,039 --> 00:43:21,772
my life's been a
bit foggy and hazy,
874
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,606
kinda like I'm in a, like
a dream or something.
875
00:43:26,306 --> 00:43:29,272
You, you ever had that dream
where you're, you're falling?
876
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:31,339
You know, you're falling
and you're falling
877
00:43:31,474 --> 00:43:35,272
and just before you
wake up, you jolt awake.
878
00:43:35,407 --> 00:43:37,339
Like, I feel like,
since I first used
879
00:43:37,474 --> 00:43:39,872
my life's been like
that, I been falling.
880
00:43:40,339 --> 00:43:43,139
And, I've just been
waiting for something to,
881
00:43:43,272 --> 00:43:44,972
to wake me up.
882
00:43:48,106 --> 00:43:51,106
Wow. That's so depressing.
883
00:43:53,872 --> 00:43:55,306
Depressing, okay.
884
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,972
Sorry, Nick, expecting
something a little bit
885
00:43:57,106 --> 00:44:00,206
more uplifting here, were you?
886
00:44:00,339 --> 00:44:01,705
Fucking depressing.
887
00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:04,872
No, I, I just mean, it's just
888
00:44:05,839 --> 00:44:06,638
sad.
889
00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:12,605
That bit about falling,
totally get it.
890
00:44:13,972 --> 00:44:16,272
It touched me on a
891
00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:19,439
like deep profound level,
like a human level.
892
00:44:19,572 --> 00:44:20,872
You know, like really,
893
00:44:21,772 --> 00:44:23,039
whew, it's just sad.
894
00:44:25,206 --> 00:44:26,373
And depressing.
895
00:44:26,572 --> 00:44:27,638
Mm.
896
00:44:27,772 --> 00:44:30,139
You see, I seem to
remember about a week ago,
897
00:44:30,272 --> 00:44:33,638
you told a story for about
45 minutes about the time
898
00:44:33,772 --> 00:44:36,739
you got so pissed you shat
yourself in a car park.
899
00:44:36,872 --> 00:44:38,239
Whew.
900
00:44:39,905 --> 00:44:40,705
Whoa.
901
00:44:41,939 --> 00:44:44,006
I mean, you didn't
have to attack me, man.
902
00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:46,972
I'm just saying, we all
have this in common.
903
00:44:47,106 --> 00:44:49,439
Yeah, like, it
binds us together.
904
00:44:49,572 --> 00:44:52,139
It's just sad.
905
00:44:52,271 --> 00:44:53,572
And, um,
906
00:44:55,238 --> 00:44:56,205
and depressing.
907
00:44:56,339 --> 00:44:57,905
I come to these
things every week,
908
00:44:58,039 --> 00:45:00,006
and I don't say anything,
and the one time I do,
909
00:45:00,138 --> 00:45:01,605
you're kinda like jumping on it.
910
00:45:01,739 --> 00:45:02,672
And it's
911
00:45:03,839 --> 00:45:05,039
annoying.
912
00:45:05,171 --> 00:45:07,972
His hand's up, isn't it? Yeah.
913
00:45:20,572 --> 00:45:22,105
He said midnight.
914
00:45:22,238 --> 00:45:24,772
Why say midnight if he
doesn't turn up at midnight?
915
00:45:24,905 --> 00:45:26,572
It's just, I hate
people who are late.
916
00:45:26,672 --> 00:45:29,439
Ugh. He'll be here soon.
917
00:45:29,605 --> 00:45:31,705
You've been saying that
for the last seven minutes.
918
00:45:33,572 --> 00:45:34,971
You're just
nervous, that's all.
919
00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:44,038
Yes, I am nervous.
How are you not nervous?
920
00:45:44,373 --> 00:45:45,373
I don't know.
921
00:45:47,572 --> 00:45:49,205
And where did you get
this two grand from?
922
00:45:51,572 --> 00:45:54,971
Baby, I've seen some shoes.
923
00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:56,038
Oh.
924
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,739
Mm, they're red.
925
00:46:00,473 --> 00:46:02,406
And they're latex.
926
00:46:03,406 --> 00:46:08,605
And I think that they would
go perfectly with this outfit.
927
00:46:11,071 --> 00:46:12,105
They sound really nice.
928
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,672
You're gonna love
them, I promise.
929
00:46:15,804 --> 00:46:17,871
Go on. How much are they?
930
00:46:18,971 --> 00:46:20,138
2,000?
931
00:46:20,272 --> 00:46:22,473
Baby, that is a lot of money.
932
00:46:22,605 --> 00:46:27,038
Well, you did forget
my birthday last month.
933
00:46:28,005 --> 00:46:30,738
And you know, they're
just as much for you
934
00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:32,572
as they are for me.
935
00:46:33,071 --> 00:46:34,771
Baby, you're turning me on.
936
00:46:35,572 --> 00:46:39,206
They're one of a
kind, just like you.
937
00:46:39,339 --> 00:46:40,971
Just like me.
938
00:46:41,272 --> 00:46:42,738
Oh, I think I'm gonna come.
939
00:46:42,871 --> 00:46:45,071
Oh, can I buy the shoes?
940
00:46:45,206 --> 00:46:46,071
Oh, baby.
941
00:46:47,105 --> 00:46:48,704
Can I buy the shoes?
942
00:46:48,838 --> 00:46:49,704
Oh, I'm coming.
943
00:46:49,838 --> 00:46:51,571
Can I buy the fucking shoes?
944
00:46:51,704 --> 00:46:54,406
Yes, buy the fucking shoes!
945
00:46:54,571 --> 00:46:55,406
Thank you.
946
00:47:00,206 --> 00:47:01,637
You fucked him again?
947
00:47:01,771 --> 00:47:04,272
What the fuck? No, did you
not just listen to the story?
948
00:47:04,406 --> 00:47:05,971
The story where you
just made him come?
949
00:47:06,105 --> 00:47:07,637
But we didn't fuck.
950
00:47:07,771 --> 00:47:09,071
I beg to differ.
951
00:47:09,406 --> 00:47:11,438
You beg to differ
that we fucked?
952
00:47:12,105 --> 00:47:14,272
Well how would you feel if
it was the other way around?
953
00:47:16,272 --> 00:47:17,604
Hello, Charlie.
954
00:47:19,438 --> 00:47:20,105
I'm sorry.
955
00:47:25,206 --> 00:47:28,005
Yeah. You did what
you had to do, I guess.
956
00:47:32,206 --> 00:47:35,405
This is fucking ridiculous
now. Where the fuck is he?
957
00:47:35,571 --> 00:47:36,838
He'll be here.
958
00:47:43,071 --> 00:47:44,139
What if he shoots us?
959
00:47:44,271 --> 00:47:45,571
Why would he shoot us?
960
00:47:47,172 --> 00:47:49,571
I don't know. He's an
American, isn't he?
961
00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,571
Don't they just walk around
and shoot anyone willy-nilly?
962
00:47:51,704 --> 00:47:54,139
Willy-nilly,
who the fuck says that?
963
00:47:54,271 --> 00:47:54,971
I say that.
964
00:47:55,105 --> 00:47:55,871
Right.
965
00:47:58,038 --> 00:47:58,604
Give me your hand.
966
00:47:58,738 --> 00:47:59,305
What?
967
00:47:59,438 --> 00:48:00,405
Give me your hand.
968
00:48:01,305 --> 00:48:03,405
Feel how fucking fast my
heart is beating right now.
969
00:48:04,571 --> 00:48:05,637
Probably got something
to do with the amount
970
00:48:05,771 --> 00:48:06,904
of heroin that's been
through your system.
971
00:48:07,038 --> 00:48:09,205
No no no, this is
different, this is different.
972
00:48:10,904 --> 00:48:13,738
This feels, this
is bad, it's bad.
973
00:48:13,871 --> 00:48:14,838
We should go, we
should leave this.
974
00:48:14,971 --> 00:48:16,038
No, no, what the
fuck are you doing?
975
00:48:16,171 --> 00:48:17,171
Charlie, just look
at me. Let's breathe.
976
00:48:19,904 --> 00:48:20,771
Breathe with me.
977
00:48:24,305 --> 00:48:26,271
Okay, breathe it out.
978
00:48:26,405 --> 00:48:28,637
Maybe, we should just go inside
979
00:48:28,771 --> 00:48:30,004
and have a look
if he's in there.
980
00:48:30,138 --> 00:48:32,071
Hm? How's that sound?
981
00:48:34,970 --> 00:48:36,771
Yeah, that's actually
a really good idea.
982
00:48:36,904 --> 00:48:37,937
Yeah. Okay.
983
00:48:38,071 --> 00:48:39,004
We shoulda done
that when we got here.
984
00:48:39,138 --> 00:48:40,138
Right.
985
00:48:40,271 --> 00:48:41,472
Let's go look inside.
986
00:48:42,138 --> 00:48:43,238
Okay.
987
00:48:50,571 --> 00:48:51,771
You're late.
988
00:49:11,571 --> 00:49:12,704
Have you got the gun?
989
00:49:15,571 --> 00:49:16,903
I've got the gun.
990
00:49:20,737 --> 00:49:21,604
Can we see it?
991
00:49:22,472 --> 00:49:24,004
Money first.
992
00:49:25,604 --> 00:49:26,637
Get the money.
993
00:49:29,903 --> 00:49:30,670
Uh.
994
00:49:32,405 --> 00:49:33,271
Throw it over.
995
00:49:38,472 --> 00:49:39,372
Oh.
996
00:49:39,703 --> 00:49:42,138
The wallet, you
stupid fucking idiot.
997
00:49:42,271 --> 00:49:44,005
Put the money in the
wallet and throw it over.
998
00:49:44,138 --> 00:49:45,372
Yeah, yeah, sorry.
999
00:50:06,703 --> 00:50:08,171
You're such an idiot.
1000
00:50:22,305 --> 00:50:23,238
It's in the trunk.
1001
00:50:24,870 --> 00:50:25,971
You mean the boot?
1002
00:50:26,536 --> 00:50:28,071
I mean the trunk.
1003
00:50:29,337 --> 00:50:30,636
That's what
Americans call boots.
1004
00:50:30,770 --> 00:50:31,770
I know.
1005
00:50:33,371 --> 00:50:34,205
Don't worry.
1006
00:50:36,071 --> 00:50:37,870
I won't shoot you in the back.
1007
00:50:52,570 --> 00:50:53,570
What is that?
1008
00:50:54,237 --> 00:50:55,270
It's a gun.
1009
00:50:57,304 --> 00:50:58,570
What are we supposed
to do with that?
1010
00:50:58,636 --> 00:51:00,471
You ordered a
gun. That's a gun.
1011
00:51:00,603 --> 00:51:02,437
That is a gun.
Yeah, that is a gun.
1012
00:51:02,570 --> 00:51:06,137
That is a gun used to shoot
deer with in about 1880.
1013
00:51:07,837 --> 00:51:08,803
You haven't got anything
smaller, have you?
1014
00:51:08,938 --> 00:51:10,837
You didn't specify size.
1015
00:51:10,971 --> 00:51:12,636
No, I know that, but I mean,
1016
00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:13,903
what am I supposed
to do with this?
1017
00:51:14,038 --> 00:51:16,938
I can't hide this. It
isn't very subtle, is it?
1018
00:51:17,070 --> 00:51:18,636
Wear an overcoat.
1019
00:51:18,770 --> 00:51:20,038
I don't have an overcoat.
1020
00:51:20,170 --> 00:51:21,471
Well, buy one.
1021
00:51:21,603 --> 00:51:22,471
Brilliant, so
now I have to buy
1022
00:51:22,603 --> 00:51:24,304
an overcoat as well as this?
1023
00:51:24,437 --> 00:51:26,404
We don't, I don't
actually want this.
1024
00:51:26,570 --> 00:51:30,137
So, so you take that,
I'll take the money back
1025
00:51:30,270 --> 00:51:31,670
and then we'll just
go our separate ways.
1026
00:51:31,803 --> 00:51:33,437
No refunds.
1027
00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:36,837
What the fuck do
you mean no refunds?
1028
00:51:36,970 --> 00:51:39,337
I mean no fucking refunds.
1029
00:51:39,471 --> 00:51:41,603
You ordered a gun. That's a gun!
1030
00:51:41,970 --> 00:51:43,137
That's bullshit.
1031
00:51:43,270 --> 00:51:45,570
Tell someone who gives a shit.
1032
00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,037
You netted us 2,000--
1033
00:51:49,270 --> 00:51:50,871
Oh, Charlie,
wait. What the fuck?
1034
00:51:52,437 --> 00:51:53,903
Whoa, whoa whoa whoa.
1035
00:51:54,037 --> 00:51:57,137
Okay, why doesn't
everyone just chill out?
1036
00:51:57,870 --> 00:51:59,870
We're cool. We're cool.
1037
00:52:00,004 --> 00:52:02,570
Just that is,
1038
00:52:02,903 --> 00:52:04,237
is like exactly what we need.
1039
00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:05,570
Can we not have that one?
1040
00:52:05,670 --> 00:52:07,204
This is my gun.
1041
00:52:07,337 --> 00:52:09,137
But it's literally
the perfect size.
1042
00:52:09,270 --> 00:52:11,903
So is my dick. You
want some of that?
1043
00:52:12,937 --> 00:52:15,404
My advice to you
is take that rifle
1044
00:52:15,570 --> 00:52:17,736
and get the fuck outta here.
1045
00:52:18,736 --> 00:52:19,570
- Okay.
- Okay.
1046
00:52:20,004 --> 00:52:20,769
Okay.
1047
00:52:22,170 --> 00:52:24,802
One second, though. Is this
thing even loaded like?
1048
00:52:24,937 --> 00:52:26,004
Of course it's fucking loaded.
1049
00:52:26,937 --> 00:52:28,270
Ah!
1050
00:52:28,404 --> 00:52:30,004
Ah! I'm so sorry.
1051
00:52:30,137 --> 00:52:32,170
That was, my finger
was on the, I...
1052
00:52:32,304 --> 00:52:33,636
You shot me, kid!
1053
00:52:33,769 --> 00:52:35,570
I did. I did, but
that was an accident.
1054
00:52:35,702 --> 00:52:37,635
Now I'm gonna shoot you!
1055
00:52:48,937 --> 00:52:51,870
Oh, fuck me! I can't
believe he shot me!
1056
00:52:52,004 --> 00:52:52,970
Ow!
1057
00:52:53,104 --> 00:52:55,702
Oh Jesus, it's
a fucking graze.
1058
00:52:55,837 --> 00:52:59,004
From a bullet. It's a
graze from a fucking bullet.
1059
00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,635
Will you stop being
such a fucking baby?
1060
00:53:00,769 --> 00:53:02,204
Have you ever been shot?
1061
00:53:02,337 --> 00:53:02,937
What?
1062
00:53:03,070 --> 00:53:04,170
Have you ever been shot?
1063
00:53:04,304 --> 00:53:05,569
No.
1064
00:53:05,702 --> 00:53:07,437
No, then until you get
shot, you can't say anything.
1065
00:53:07,569 --> 00:53:09,237
Fuck me. Ow!
1066
00:53:10,569 --> 00:53:11,170
Ow!
1067
00:53:30,970 --> 00:53:32,937
Ah! Ah!
1068
00:53:35,137 --> 00:53:37,336
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me!
1069
00:53:37,470 --> 00:53:38,569
Ow! Ow!
1070
00:53:40,370 --> 00:53:41,569
Who the fuck are you?
1071
00:54:00,236 --> 00:54:01,169
Are you hibernating?
1072
00:54:03,137 --> 00:54:04,336
Did you hear what I said?
1073
00:54:05,104 --> 00:54:06,635
Are you hibernating?
1074
00:54:09,336 --> 00:54:11,870
Are you a dirty little hedgehog?
1075
00:54:12,004 --> 00:54:13,403
I can see that.
1076
00:54:14,837 --> 00:54:16,269
What I can't see
1077
00:54:17,004 --> 00:54:21,370
is what my girl would see in
a fucking junkie hedgehog.
1078
00:54:22,004 --> 00:54:23,770
Can you explain it to me?
1079
00:54:23,903 --> 00:54:25,236
Mm-hm.
1080
00:54:25,370 --> 00:54:27,903
Yeah, she's with
me for my big dick.
1081
00:54:28,036 --> 00:54:29,236
What did you say?
1082
00:54:30,470 --> 00:54:33,602
You got fucking balls,
I'll give you that.
1083
00:54:34,203 --> 00:54:35,669
Let's have a little bet, huh?
1084
00:54:36,669 --> 00:54:41,269
Whoever hast he biggest
dick gets the girl.
1085
00:54:43,569 --> 00:54:44,203
What?
1086
00:54:49,069 --> 00:54:50,370
How's that for you?
1087
00:54:50,569 --> 00:54:52,370
Did you seriously
just get your dick out?
1088
00:54:52,569 --> 00:54:53,436
Your turn.
1089
00:54:55,203 --> 00:54:56,703
No, thank you.
1090
00:54:56,837 --> 00:54:57,837
Why not?
1091
00:54:58,303 --> 00:55:00,269
Well, I don't want to.
1092
00:55:00,403 --> 00:55:02,836
I want you to look at it.
1093
00:55:02,969 --> 00:55:04,036
I don't want to.
1094
00:55:04,169 --> 00:55:06,269
Look at my dick.
1095
00:55:06,403 --> 00:55:07,703
Please text me
a picture of it--
1096
00:55:07,836 --> 00:55:11,802
I'm not asking. Look
at my fucking dick.
1097
00:55:11,936 --> 00:55:12,703
I'm actually not gonna.
1098
00:55:12,836 --> 00:55:16,236
Look at my fucking dick.
1099
00:55:18,103 --> 00:55:20,569
Aw, fuck, yeah.
I saw it, mate.
1100
00:55:20,635 --> 00:55:22,103
Come closer.
1101
00:55:22,869 --> 00:55:23,902
What?
1102
00:55:24,569 --> 00:55:25,836
Come
1103
00:55:25,969 --> 00:55:26,969
closer.
1104
00:55:27,103 --> 00:55:29,203
What? What?
1105
00:55:29,602 --> 00:55:31,470
Come closer.
1106
00:55:31,602 --> 00:55:33,569
What the fuck is going on?
1107
00:55:34,802 --> 00:55:36,236
Don't make me ask again.
1108
00:55:36,769 --> 00:55:39,736
I'm gonna fucking do
it, just give me a second.
1109
00:55:41,470 --> 00:55:42,569
There you go.
1110
00:55:42,669 --> 00:55:43,436
Closer.
1111
00:55:45,702 --> 00:55:48,203
You are fucking odd. Odd.
1112
00:55:49,702 --> 00:55:50,936
Closer.
1113
00:55:54,403 --> 00:55:55,568
Closer.
1114
00:56:03,370 --> 00:56:04,436
What happened?
1115
00:56:07,869 --> 00:56:10,802
Now, if you ever
1116
00:56:11,769 --> 00:56:14,370
come near my girl
1117
00:56:14,769 --> 00:56:16,136
ever again,
1118
00:56:16,469 --> 00:56:18,869
and I will fucking
kill you with it.
1119
00:56:19,802 --> 00:56:21,568
You understand me, Hedge?
1120
00:56:22,269 --> 00:56:24,336
Do you understand?
1121
00:56:25,669 --> 00:56:28,203
Capiche. Got it.
1122
00:56:28,802 --> 00:56:29,836
Fucking got it.
1123
00:56:30,869 --> 00:56:31,669
Good.
1124
00:56:33,336 --> 00:56:34,303
Fuck me.
1125
00:56:40,602 --> 00:56:41,369
Charlie?
1126
00:56:46,335 --> 00:56:47,236
Charlie?
1127
00:56:48,036 --> 00:56:48,836
Charlie?
1128
00:56:51,736 --> 00:56:52,435
Hi.
1129
00:56:52,569 --> 00:56:53,836
- Hi.
- Welcome back.
1130
00:56:56,136 --> 00:56:58,003
Is everything okay?
1131
00:56:58,569 --> 00:56:59,202
Yeah.
1132
00:57:01,902 --> 00:57:02,702
Great.
1133
00:57:04,769 --> 00:57:07,235
Have you got something you
want to share with the group?
1134
00:57:08,569 --> 00:57:12,135
I'm not really in the mood
for share tonight, actually.
1135
00:57:14,235 --> 00:57:17,335
I don't even know why
I came. I'm gonna go.
1136
00:57:17,469 --> 00:57:18,769
Charlie, um,
1137
00:57:20,069 --> 00:57:21,135
what are you saying?
1138
00:57:23,369 --> 00:57:24,469
I'm saying
1139
00:57:25,769 --> 00:57:28,869
fuck sharing, I'm gonna
be selfish for a bit.
1140
00:57:29,869 --> 00:57:32,902
But what if, what
if I suggested to you,
1141
00:57:33,035 --> 00:57:35,569
perhaps, and, and
just something for you
1142
00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,302
to think about and work on?
1143
00:57:37,435 --> 00:57:38,235
What?
1144
00:57:39,602 --> 00:57:42,569
Maybe that selfishness
is what brought
1145
00:57:42,635 --> 00:57:44,035
you here in the first place.
1146
00:57:45,068 --> 00:57:48,902
Uh, it's not. Heroin is.
1147
00:57:49,769 --> 00:57:52,635
And I wasn't selfish. I
always shared my needles.
1148
00:57:54,836 --> 00:57:56,102
That was,
1149
00:57:56,669 --> 00:57:58,836
I, I smoke heroin, I
don't even inject it.
1150
00:57:58,968 --> 00:58:02,102
That was a joke. Fucking
lighten up, tough crowd.
1151
00:58:02,235 --> 00:58:03,769
I think I can
speak for the group
1152
00:58:03,901 --> 00:58:05,769
when I say that wasn't funny.
1153
00:58:06,835 --> 00:58:09,635
Yeah, I sensed that
when nobody laughed.
1154
00:58:12,002 --> 00:58:12,769
And look,
1155
00:58:14,569 --> 00:58:15,302
to be honest,
1156
00:58:16,469 --> 00:58:18,469
I don't think this is
working out for me.
1157
00:58:20,602 --> 00:58:23,935
Because, I'll be honest
with you right now,
1158
00:58:25,935 --> 00:58:27,569
I get high all the time still.
1159
00:58:29,068 --> 00:58:30,035
I'm still using.
1160
00:58:31,002 --> 00:58:32,369
I'm high right now.
1161
00:58:33,635 --> 00:58:34,635
Sh.
1162
00:58:35,935 --> 00:58:36,635
Thank you.
1163
00:58:36,768 --> 00:58:38,035
- Welcome.
- Yeah.
1164
00:58:38,768 --> 00:58:41,569
That's brave, and
you are among friends.
1165
00:58:41,968 --> 00:58:44,634
And there is no
judgement here, Charlie,
1166
00:58:45,202 --> 00:58:46,968
but please, I implore you.
1167
00:58:48,435 --> 00:58:52,634
Just take a minute, just
for yourself, get centred.
1168
00:58:54,668 --> 00:58:56,002
Maybe have a cup of tea.
1169
00:58:57,435 --> 00:58:58,868
Something nice and hot,
and a nice biscuit.
1170
00:58:59,002 --> 00:59:00,369
I'm not a kid.
1171
00:59:01,268 --> 00:59:02,735
None of us are kids.
1172
00:59:03,335 --> 00:59:05,935
And talking about this shit
1173
00:59:06,068 --> 00:59:07,402
doesn't actually
make it any easier.
1174
00:59:07,568 --> 00:59:10,202
In fact, it makes
it fucking harder.
1175
00:59:11,835 --> 00:59:14,935
Okay, I come here every
week, and we talk and,
1176
00:59:16,202 --> 00:59:18,568
and it reminds me that
the only thing that's ever
1177
00:59:18,668 --> 00:59:21,302
made me happy in my life
1178
00:59:23,235 --> 00:59:24,401
is heroin.
1179
00:59:24,568 --> 00:59:25,634
Charlie, go to
your happy place.
1180
00:59:25,768 --> 00:59:28,135
My happy place
is me doing heroin.
1181
00:59:29,401 --> 00:59:30,634
You're not a smart woman.
1182
00:59:31,935 --> 00:59:32,835
Uh.
1183
00:59:33,335 --> 00:59:36,668
Fine, I don't think there's
any need for an insult.
1184
00:59:39,935 --> 00:59:43,568
I'm sorry. I'm, I
didn't mean to insult you.
1185
00:59:44,868 --> 00:59:48,402
I was just questioning your
intelligence. That's all.
1186
00:59:51,835 --> 00:59:54,701
Ugh. That's a shame, Charlie,
1187
00:59:54,835 --> 00:59:57,102
because I really
feel like we were,
1188
00:59:57,234 --> 01:00:00,301
we were making some
progress, but I'm so sorry.
1189
01:00:00,435 --> 01:00:03,469
I think maybe it's time
1190
01:00:03,601 --> 01:00:04,568
that you left.
1191
01:00:05,201 --> 01:00:06,334
Yeah, great.
1192
01:00:06,469 --> 01:00:09,234
I been trying to do that
for like 10 minutes, so
1193
01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:10,469
it's cool with me.
1194
01:00:14,002 --> 01:00:17,301
Jess. Say hi to your cat, mate.
1195
01:00:21,101 --> 01:00:22,402
Good night, children.
1196
01:00:25,801 --> 01:00:29,402
You just can't help people
that won't help themselves.
1197
01:00:31,101 --> 01:00:33,067
It's a really big
lesson tonight, guys.
1198
01:00:34,002 --> 01:00:36,668
Let's regroup.
1199
01:00:43,134 --> 01:00:43,868
Hey.
1200
01:00:48,601 --> 01:00:49,335
Can we talk?
1201
01:01:01,067 --> 01:01:03,134
Fuck, Charlie, I'm so sorry.
1202
01:01:05,067 --> 01:01:06,369
Why did you tell him?
1203
01:01:06,867 --> 01:01:07,867
I didn't want to.
1204
01:01:08,934 --> 01:01:11,568
He beat it out of me,
saw the texts. I'm sorry.
1205
01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:12,601
Had to.
1206
01:01:17,435 --> 01:01:18,967
You know he
slapped me with it.
1207
01:01:21,735 --> 01:01:24,001
His penis, he
slapped me with it.
1208
01:01:25,369 --> 01:01:26,668
What?
1209
01:01:26,800 --> 01:01:28,900
He beat the shit out of
me, and he made me crawl over
1210
01:01:29,034 --> 01:01:31,734
to it and then he
was like, "look at it".
1211
01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:35,335
And you know what? It
looked right back at me.
1212
01:01:36,001 --> 01:01:39,934
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1213
01:01:40,601 --> 01:01:43,568
You're laughing,
okay. Fuck you.
1214
01:01:44,469 --> 01:01:45,335
I'm sorry.
1215
01:01:46,067 --> 01:01:48,601
You've got really
shitty taste in men.
1216
01:01:49,134 --> 01:01:50,167
Not all men.
1217
01:01:52,302 --> 01:01:53,234
Come on.
1218
01:01:53,967 --> 01:01:56,335
You've gone from abusive
porn star to junkie bum.
1219
01:01:56,469 --> 01:01:57,667
You're not a bum.
1220
01:02:01,001 --> 01:02:03,734
Look at me. What have I got?
1221
01:02:05,167 --> 01:02:07,734
Got no money. Got no friends.
1222
01:02:08,834 --> 01:02:10,767
I have a job. Do have a job.
1223
01:02:11,268 --> 01:02:13,268
Makes me wanna kill myself
every time I clock in.
1224
01:02:15,435 --> 01:02:16,134
What have I got?
1225
01:02:17,633 --> 01:02:18,567
You got me.
1226
01:02:25,101 --> 01:02:28,800
Did you, uh, did you
tell him about the plan?
1227
01:02:29,567 --> 01:02:30,434
No.
1228
01:02:30,567 --> 01:02:31,567
No?
1229
01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:32,967
Good.
1230
01:02:34,368 --> 01:02:35,800
Because I don't
just wanna rob him,
1231
01:02:37,034 --> 01:02:38,134
I wanna fucking kill him.
1232
01:02:41,201 --> 01:02:43,302
So it's pretty much
still the exact same plan,
1233
01:02:43,434 --> 01:02:44,667
just have a different ending.
1234
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:46,167
So we're not gonna
rob him anymore?
1235
01:02:46,301 --> 01:02:49,334
What? Of course we're gonna
rob him. You're not listening.
1236
01:02:49,468 --> 01:02:51,800
It's just that this time
I'm gonna use the gun
1237
01:02:51,934 --> 01:02:54,001
and I'm gonna blow his
fucking brains out.
1238
01:02:55,567 --> 01:02:57,134
So you shoot him in the head?
1239
01:02:58,001 --> 01:03:00,202
Yes, I'm gonna
shoot him in the head.
1240
01:03:00,334 --> 01:03:01,633
Why, where were you
thinking of shooting him?
1241
01:03:01,767 --> 01:03:04,134
Don't know, the head just
seems kinda harsh, isn't it?
1242
01:03:04,267 --> 01:03:06,401
Harsh? Look at your face.
1243
01:03:06,567 --> 01:03:08,867
Look at my face. This guy
deserves fucking harsh.
1244
01:03:09,001 --> 01:03:10,434
The guy's lucky I don't fucking
1245
01:03:11,334 --> 01:03:12,600
cut his dick off or something.
1246
01:03:15,368 --> 01:03:16,767
Ooh.
1247
01:03:17,334 --> 01:03:18,434
Let's do that.
1248
01:03:18,567 --> 01:03:20,101
I was joking. I
was, that was a joke.
1249
01:03:20,234 --> 01:03:21,900
You're, that's not a joke face.
1250
01:03:22,567 --> 01:03:23,734
No, obviously not.
1251
01:03:23,867 --> 01:03:26,567
No.
Shoot him in the head then.
1252
01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:31,301
So you actually wanna do this?
1253
01:03:33,100 --> 01:03:33,767
Yeah.
1254
01:03:33,900 --> 01:03:35,133
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1255
01:03:35,567 --> 01:03:36,133
Okay.
1256
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:38,600
To justice.
1257
01:03:40,234 --> 01:03:41,100
Yeah, I'm not gonna do that.
1258
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,100
Okay.
1259
01:03:42,234 --> 01:03:42,734
I'll just cheers you.
1260
01:03:42,867 --> 01:03:43,434
It felt right.
1261
01:04:45,368 --> 01:04:46,201
I love you.
1262
01:04:54,267 --> 01:04:55,666
Who the fuck is that?
1263
01:04:57,401 --> 01:04:59,234
I don't know. I don't know.
1264
01:04:59,899 --> 01:05:00,966
Get the gun.
1265
01:05:07,566 --> 01:05:08,301
Who is it?
1266
01:05:24,033 --> 01:05:25,033
Freeze!
1267
01:05:25,167 --> 01:05:25,933
Fucking hell!
1268
01:05:26,067 --> 01:05:27,433
Oh fuck, Mark, I'm so sorry.
1269
01:05:27,566 --> 01:05:28,632
I just pissed my pants!
1270
01:05:28,766 --> 01:05:30,766
Look at that, proper
pissed myself.
1271
01:05:30,899 --> 01:05:33,467
Yeah. You, do you
want some new trousers?
1272
01:05:33,599 --> 01:05:34,267
Come in.
1273
01:05:34,400 --> 01:05:35,632
Why have you got a gun?
1274
01:05:37,566 --> 01:05:38,566
Why is it so big?
1275
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,666
Are these really all you have?
1276
01:05:44,034 --> 01:05:46,067
Yeah, everything
else was dirty.
1277
01:05:46,566 --> 01:05:48,234
Great, great.
1278
01:05:49,067 --> 01:05:50,400
Great.
1279
01:05:50,566 --> 01:05:52,467
So do you wanna talk
about what happened or?
1280
01:05:53,599 --> 01:05:55,266
With what?
1281
01:05:55,400 --> 01:05:56,599
With what, with what?
1282
01:05:56,733 --> 01:05:59,632
With the whole, the whole
pointing a gun in my face.
1283
01:05:59,766 --> 01:06:01,300
You know, me pissing my pants.
1284
01:06:01,433 --> 01:06:02,134
Yeah, that.
1285
01:06:02,266 --> 01:06:03,000
Yeah, that.
1286
01:06:04,266 --> 01:06:06,733
Yeah, well, it's a,
it's a funny story.
1287
01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,367
Um, I'm actually babysitting it.
1288
01:06:11,566 --> 01:06:13,034
It's not my, it
doesn't belong to me.
1289
01:06:13,166 --> 01:06:14,367
That's not funny.
1290
01:06:14,566 --> 01:06:15,266
What?
1291
01:06:15,899 --> 01:06:17,699
Well, you said funny story.
That's not a funny story.
1292
01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,400
It's barely even a story.
1293
01:06:19,566 --> 01:06:22,966
I mean, who the fuck
babysits a gun? It's stupid.
1294
01:06:23,101 --> 01:06:25,333
Whose gun is it anyway?
I'm Mark, by the way.
1295
01:06:25,467 --> 01:06:26,566
Oh yeah, so Mark, this is--
1296
01:06:26,666 --> 01:06:28,933
Oh, oh oh, oh oh oh.
1297
01:06:29,067 --> 01:06:32,200
The, uh, sex addict.
1298
01:06:32,333 --> 01:06:34,066
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1299
01:06:34,200 --> 01:06:34,933
You told him that?
1300
01:06:35,066 --> 01:06:36,233
Addict.
1301
01:06:36,367 --> 01:06:38,266
It just
came up really briefly.
1302
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:39,566
Nice.
1303
01:06:40,001 --> 01:06:41,100
You know I can see you?
1304
01:06:41,233 --> 01:06:43,133
Don't worry about
the gun thing.
1305
01:06:43,266 --> 01:06:46,566
She, she's left, she's left me.
1306
01:06:46,699 --> 01:06:47,632
Who has?
1307
01:06:47,766 --> 01:06:49,766
My bastard wife,
she fucking left me.
1308
01:06:49,899 --> 01:06:52,766
Hey, that's, that's
fantastic news.
1309
01:06:52,899 --> 01:06:53,933
That's exactly what you wanted.
1310
01:06:54,066 --> 01:06:54,566
I didn't want that.
1311
01:06:54,699 --> 01:06:55,632
Yes, you did.
1312
01:06:55,766 --> 01:06:57,066
No, no no, I
wanted to leave her.
1313
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:59,233
But the fucking bitch
has beaten me to it.
1314
01:06:59,367 --> 01:07:00,699
Said she wasn't
happy or something.
1315
01:07:00,833 --> 01:07:01,966
I wasn't fucking listening.
1316
01:07:02,100 --> 01:07:03,766
Yeah, Mark, you weren't happy.
1317
01:07:03,898 --> 01:07:06,467
I know. Do you
understand what I'm saying?
1318
01:07:06,599 --> 01:07:10,233
Do you know, seven years.
Seven, seven, seven years.
1319
01:07:10,367 --> 01:07:12,898
And then, then, then, see ya.
1320
01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:14,000
Like, like it's nothing.
1321
01:07:14,133 --> 01:07:16,033
Like it's, like
it's not my house,
1322
01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:17,766
and it's my fucking house.
1323
01:07:17,898 --> 01:07:18,832
Watch the beer.
1324
01:07:18,966 --> 01:07:20,566
And she's so
like smug about it.
1325
01:07:20,666 --> 01:07:23,166
It's like she
didn't give a shit about it.
1326
01:07:23,300 --> 01:07:23,766
Do you know what I mean?
1327
01:07:23,898 --> 01:07:25,200
Mark, Mark.
1328
01:07:25,333 --> 01:07:26,832
You didn't give a shit.
1329
01:07:26,966 --> 01:07:29,233
Of course I give a shit!
Of course I give a shit!
1330
01:07:29,367 --> 01:07:30,566
Seriously, the carpet.
1331
01:07:30,666 --> 01:07:32,832
Do you know what?
Fuck the fucking carpet.
1332
01:07:32,966 --> 01:07:34,732
Fuck the fucking carpet.
1333
01:07:34,865 --> 01:07:37,333
Fuck off the fucking carpet!
1334
01:07:38,233 --> 01:07:39,100
Mark!
1335
01:07:39,233 --> 01:07:40,566
Fucking carpet!
1336
01:07:45,433 --> 01:07:48,133
Wow, I'm so sorry about that.
That's not--
1337
01:07:48,665 --> 01:07:50,400
Yes, that--
1338
01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,133
Sorry about that.
1339
01:07:52,266 --> 01:07:54,000
Have you got a flannel
or a tea towel or?
1340
01:07:54,133 --> 01:07:55,566
I'll clean it up right now.
1341
01:07:55,698 --> 01:07:56,665
Don't worry about it.
1342
01:08:05,333 --> 01:08:06,100
You okay?
1343
01:08:12,899 --> 01:08:14,000
Do you still love her?
1344
01:08:16,631 --> 01:08:19,166
Then maybe you need to do
something to show her that.
1345
01:08:19,467 --> 01:08:22,565
Like, like buy her some flowers,
1346
01:08:22,665 --> 01:08:25,865
or maybe like take her out
for a dinner or something.
1347
01:08:26,000 --> 01:08:29,565
And, uh, just something to make,
1348
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:32,798
make, make her realise
that you care still.
1349
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,565
Oh, maybe, yeah.
1350
01:08:38,698 --> 01:08:41,166
Oh for fuck sake.
1351
01:08:41,300 --> 01:08:44,233
Can you stop being such
a whiny little bitch?
1352
01:08:45,598 --> 01:08:47,033
You don't love her.
1353
01:08:47,732 --> 01:08:50,366
You're just fucked off
because she left you.
1354
01:08:50,565 --> 01:08:53,000
Makes you feel
small and pathetic,
1355
01:08:53,399 --> 01:08:55,332
like you're not a proper man.
1356
01:08:55,466 --> 01:08:56,698
You're looking at
this the wrong way.
1357
01:08:56,832 --> 01:08:58,200
You need to look
at the positives.
1358
01:08:58,332 --> 01:08:59,466
Positives.
1359
01:09:00,265 --> 01:09:02,698
Yeah. I mean,
you're okay looking.
1360
01:09:03,332 --> 01:09:05,166
I bet you got a few
quid in your pocket.
1361
01:09:05,299 --> 01:09:08,033
Yeah, I mean. I do okay.
1362
01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:11,066
Right, so with an
okay face and money,
1363
01:09:12,033 --> 01:09:14,199
you could probably bang
some half-decent women.
1364
01:09:15,765 --> 01:09:18,798
It's not your heart that's
hurting. It's your pride.
1365
01:09:22,100 --> 01:09:24,798
Pretty fucking deep.
1366
01:09:24,933 --> 01:09:27,565
It's not deep.
It's just honest.
1367
01:09:28,966 --> 01:09:30,565
It's late. I'm tired.
1368
01:09:31,665 --> 01:09:32,833
Charlie, can you hurry up?
1369
01:09:32,966 --> 01:09:34,565
Because I wanna come
before we go to sleep.
1370
01:09:36,065 --> 01:09:38,498
Big day tomorrow. Nice
to meet you, Mark.
1371
01:09:38,631 --> 01:09:39,799
Yeah, good night.
1372
01:09:50,866 --> 01:09:52,232
Marry her.
1373
01:10:24,265 --> 01:10:25,299
Oh fuck me!
1374
01:10:27,798 --> 01:10:29,565
What are you doing?
1375
01:10:29,698 --> 01:10:32,732
I, I, just, just,
just sleeping.
1376
01:10:32,865 --> 01:10:34,165
Why are you
sleeping on my toilet?
1377
01:10:34,299 --> 01:10:35,631
I don't know.
1378
01:10:35,765 --> 01:10:38,132
I mean, I must have just come
in to do a shit last night
1379
01:10:38,265 --> 01:10:39,631
and fell asleep on the--
1380
01:10:39,765 --> 01:10:40,565
What the fuck is all
the shouting about?
1381
01:10:40,631 --> 01:10:41,932
- Nothing.
- Morning.
1382
01:10:43,598 --> 01:10:44,665
Are you shitting?
1383
01:10:44,798 --> 01:10:48,332
Um, I don't, I don't
even know, to be honest.
1384
01:10:48,466 --> 01:10:49,865
For fuck sake, fucking gross.
1385
01:10:49,999 --> 01:10:51,332
Sorry, sorry.
1386
01:10:53,565 --> 01:10:55,697
Why the fuck have
you got a balaclava?
1387
01:10:55,832 --> 01:10:56,999
Yeah, that's the
important thing, isn't it?
1388
01:10:57,132 --> 01:10:58,697
Why are you sleeping
on my toilet?
1389
01:10:58,832 --> 01:11:00,366
Get the fuck out of my bathroom.
1390
01:11:00,565 --> 01:11:03,099
Yeah, uh, issue, um.
1391
01:11:03,898 --> 01:11:04,999
I've been sitting
here for hours.
1392
01:11:05,132 --> 01:11:06,597
I can't even feel my legs.
1393
01:11:06,732 --> 01:11:08,466
Can you, I can't even
feel them at all.
1394
01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:09,564
Can you help me get--
1395
01:11:10,898 --> 01:11:11,765
Can you?
1396
01:11:11,898 --> 01:11:13,798
Ow, ow ow, owie!
1397
01:11:15,265 --> 01:11:17,099
Okay, nice to meet you.
1398
01:11:18,132 --> 01:11:19,564
That's enough.
1399
01:11:23,099 --> 01:11:24,032
Yeah.
1400
01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:28,366
You're not gonna put on
the piss trousers again?
1401
01:11:28,564 --> 01:11:31,065
Yeah, they'll be
dry. They'll be fine.
1402
01:11:31,199 --> 01:11:32,965
Yeah, but the smell.
1403
01:11:33,798 --> 01:11:34,564
Oh, the smell?
1404
01:11:34,630 --> 01:11:35,965
Yeah.
1405
01:11:36,099 --> 01:11:38,299
Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit pissy still.
1406
01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:41,065
But that's all right.
What are you gonna do?
1407
01:11:43,431 --> 01:11:45,932
Probably not gonna come
into work today, Mark.
1408
01:11:46,065 --> 01:11:48,965
Okay, yeah, I think that's,
think that's fair enough.
1409
01:11:49,865 --> 01:11:50,564
Yeah.
1410
01:11:52,630 --> 01:11:53,165
You're um,
1411
01:11:55,832 --> 01:11:57,865
you're not gonna do
anything, you know,
1412
01:11:57,999 --> 01:11:59,665
stupid, are you, Charles?
1413
01:12:01,898 --> 01:12:03,199
What do you mean?
1414
01:12:03,331 --> 01:12:05,032
The whole guns
and balaclavas thing
1415
01:12:05,165 --> 01:12:08,032
doesn't exactly say sensible.
1416
01:12:10,165 --> 01:12:12,032
And heroin does?
1417
01:12:13,331 --> 01:12:14,099
Good point.
1418
01:12:15,231 --> 01:12:15,999
Yeah.
1419
01:12:18,264 --> 01:12:20,231
It's just that, you
know, I, I like you, man.
1420
01:12:20,365 --> 01:12:22,564
You're a good guy.
1421
01:12:25,431 --> 01:12:26,665
Thanks, Mark.
1422
01:12:26,798 --> 01:12:28,331
Yeah.
1423
01:12:28,465 --> 01:12:29,465
Right.
1424
01:12:30,164 --> 01:12:32,465
Mark, your, your coat?
1425
01:12:32,597 --> 01:12:33,597
Yeah.
1426
01:12:33,732 --> 01:12:35,732
Can I borrow that
for a couple of days?
1427
01:12:36,365 --> 01:12:39,365
Um, yeah, yeah.
Fits you, yeah.
1428
01:12:40,032 --> 01:12:41,198
Thanks.
1429
01:12:41,331 --> 01:12:43,098
You know what? You can,
you can keep that one.
1430
01:12:43,231 --> 01:12:44,164
Yeah?
1431
01:12:44,298 --> 01:12:46,064
Yeah. Yeah, thanks
for having me.
1432
01:12:47,198 --> 01:12:48,365
No, thanks for coming.
1433
01:12:48,564 --> 01:12:50,631
Same time next
week or something.
1434
01:12:50,765 --> 01:12:51,698
Yeah, maybe.
1435
01:12:51,832 --> 01:12:53,698
All right, see ya.
1436
01:13:01,098 --> 01:13:01,865
Hm.
1437
01:13:05,198 --> 01:13:08,564
Well, what do you think?
Big enough to hide a musket?
1438
01:13:08,631 --> 01:13:09,698
I love it.
1439
01:13:10,631 --> 01:13:11,732
So I have today off.
1440
01:13:11,865 --> 01:13:13,698
Oh, really?
1441
01:13:13,832 --> 01:13:15,698
Mm-hm. What do you wanna do?
1442
01:13:26,564 --> 01:13:27,431
Charlie.
1443
01:13:29,131 --> 01:13:32,565
You need to stop
with the sex stuff.
1444
01:13:33,631 --> 01:13:34,831
Why?
1445
01:13:34,964 --> 01:13:38,565
You don't need to go into
so much detail every time.
1446
01:13:39,331 --> 01:13:40,964
It's an important
part of the story.
1447
01:13:41,098 --> 01:13:46,331
How is you having sex an
important part of the story?
1448
01:13:46,465 --> 01:13:51,064
Surely the whole planning a
murder is the important part.
1449
01:13:51,198 --> 01:13:53,598
Well, it's a
subplot, isn't it?
1450
01:13:53,731 --> 01:13:54,964
It's character development.
1451
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:58,964
These aren't
characters, Charlie.
1452
01:13:59,098 --> 01:14:02,797
This isn't a made-up story.
This is your life, isn't it?
1453
01:14:04,264 --> 01:14:06,697
Or is this all
some sort of joke?
1454
01:14:06,831 --> 01:14:08,697
Glad to see you think
my life's a joke, Doc.
1455
01:14:08,831 --> 01:14:09,664
Unbelievable.
1456
01:14:09,797 --> 01:14:11,298
I need a drink.
1457
01:14:23,431 --> 01:14:24,564
Can I get one of those?
1458
01:14:29,897 --> 01:14:30,998
So should I--
1459
01:14:31,431 --> 01:14:31,931
Go ahead.
1460
01:14:32,064 --> 01:14:33,131
Okay, great.
1461
01:14:33,264 --> 01:14:34,630
Supposed to get to
Jimmy's place by 1:00 AM,
1462
01:14:34,764 --> 01:14:36,697
on the dot, not a minute later.
1463
01:14:43,064 --> 01:14:44,964
Oh banger, banger.
1464
01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:55,864
♪ Some girls, the
never forget it ♪
1465
01:14:56,764 --> 01:15:01,297
♪ No ♪
1466
01:15:06,998 --> 01:15:09,630
♪ It's so easy ♪
1467
01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:16,164
♪ All you got to do is
try a little tenderness ♪
1468
01:15:19,164 --> 01:15:23,564
♪ Tenderness ♪
1469
01:15:23,697 --> 01:15:26,731
♪ Squeeze her, don't you
tease her, never leave her ♪
1470
01:15:26,864 --> 01:15:28,931
♪ You've got to, oh,
you've got to, oh ♪
1471
01:15:29,064 --> 01:15:33,797
♪ You've got to fucking
try a little tenderness ♪
1472
01:15:36,664 --> 01:15:38,964
♪ Yeah yeah ♪
1473
01:15:41,664 --> 01:15:45,163
♪ Squeeze her, don't you
tease her, never leave her ♪
1474
01:15:45,297 --> 01:15:46,664
♪ You've got to, oh,
you've got to, oh ♪
1475
01:15:46,797 --> 01:15:47,731
♪ You've got to ♪
1476
01:15:47,864 --> 01:15:49,864
Oh fuck, fuck
I'm gonna be late.
1477
01:17:33,398 --> 01:17:34,163
Shh.
1478
01:17:35,696 --> 01:17:36,830
Where is he?
1479
01:17:36,963 --> 01:17:38,230
He's in there. You're late.
1480
01:17:38,365 --> 01:17:42,464
Yeah, I know.
Traffic was pretty bad.
1481
01:17:42,596 --> 01:17:43,997
Traffic, at 1:00 AM?
1482
01:17:44,730 --> 01:17:45,763
Yeah.
1483
01:17:45,896 --> 01:17:46,696
For fuck sake,
where's the balaclava?
1484
01:17:46,830 --> 01:17:47,629
Yeah.
1485
01:17:53,563 --> 01:17:55,863
Wait. Do we even
need to wear these?
1486
01:17:55,997 --> 01:17:57,163
We're gonna kill him.
1487
01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:59,330
Yeah, absolutely not, no.
1488
01:18:00,563 --> 01:18:01,896
Good thinking.
1489
01:18:02,030 --> 01:18:02,896
Very warm.
1490
01:18:03,030 --> 01:18:03,830
Shh, shh.
1491
01:18:04,464 --> 01:18:06,596
Okay. Go.
1492
01:18:21,563 --> 01:18:22,796
Why is he fucking naked?
1493
01:18:22,930 --> 01:18:25,563
He always sleep naked.
1494
01:18:25,663 --> 01:18:26,796
Just don't look at it.
1495
01:18:26,930 --> 01:18:28,963
Look at it? It's
looking at me again.
1496
01:18:29,097 --> 01:18:30,730
Shut up. Let me get the money.
1497
01:18:30,863 --> 01:18:31,464
Kill him.
1498
01:18:31,596 --> 01:18:32,464
Fine.
1499
01:18:46,730 --> 01:18:47,563
Fuck it.
1500
01:18:52,563 --> 01:18:53,464
Will you hurry the fuck up?
1501
01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:54,464
Shh.
1502
01:19:07,196 --> 01:19:08,996
What are you waiting
for? Shoot him.
1503
01:19:11,996 --> 01:19:13,364
I can't do it.
1504
01:19:13,563 --> 01:19:15,364
You can't do it?
1505
01:19:15,563 --> 01:19:16,297
I can't do this.
1506
01:19:19,397 --> 01:19:20,830
Wait, where the
fuck are you going?
1507
01:19:21,696 --> 01:19:23,096
What the fuck are you doing?
1508
01:19:23,230 --> 01:19:24,129
I can't breathe.
1509
01:19:24,263 --> 01:19:25,230
What?
1510
01:19:25,364 --> 01:19:26,430
I think I'm having
a panic attack.
1511
01:19:26,563 --> 01:19:27,263
Are you fucking serious?
1512
01:19:27,397 --> 01:19:28,430
Go in there.
1513
01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:30,330
- Go in there!
- Sorry, sorry.
1514
01:19:30,464 --> 01:19:31,430
Just breathe.
Just breathe.
1515
01:19:42,364 --> 01:19:43,730
Hello, Hedgehog.
1516
01:19:46,729 --> 01:19:48,096
Jimmy, no no, no no no.
1517
01:19:49,197 --> 01:19:50,929
Get off him, Jimmy.
What the fuck?
1518
01:19:52,397 --> 01:19:53,062
Get off him!
1519
01:19:57,029 --> 01:19:58,464
Get off him, Jimmy!
1520
01:19:59,729 --> 01:20:01,496
You think you can rob me?
1521
01:20:01,629 --> 01:20:04,829
You come in my house, you
try and fucking rob me?
1522
01:20:11,496 --> 01:20:13,096
Get off him, Jimmy.
1523
01:20:15,397 --> 01:20:16,595
Baby.
1524
01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:19,662
I said get the
fuck off him, Jimmy!
1525
01:20:28,795 --> 01:20:30,163
You okay, Charlie?
1526
01:20:33,029 --> 01:20:34,397
Get on your knees.
1527
01:20:35,562 --> 01:20:37,662
What are you
gonna do, shoot me?
1528
01:20:37,795 --> 01:20:39,795
Get the fuck on your knees!
1529
01:20:52,962 --> 01:20:55,595
What did I ever do to you, hm?
1530
01:21:06,562 --> 01:21:08,230
I told you
it was a good story.
1531
01:21:10,862 --> 01:21:15,429
You're aware I now have
to inform the authorities?
1532
01:21:15,562 --> 01:21:18,962
I mean, you committed a murder.
1533
01:21:21,795 --> 01:21:23,363
Would we really
call it a murder?
1534
01:21:23,562 --> 01:21:25,829
You knowingly planned
to kill someone, yes.
1535
01:21:25,962 --> 01:21:27,363
We would call that a murder.
1536
01:21:27,562 --> 01:21:31,695
Yeah, but don't you
think that some people,
1537
01:21:31,829 --> 01:21:35,229
some people just deserve to die?
1538
01:21:37,595 --> 01:21:38,996
You're basically insane.
1539
01:21:39,129 --> 01:21:40,795
Is that the same
thing as crazy?
1540
01:21:40,929 --> 01:21:41,996
Because that seems a
little bit more harsh.
1541
01:21:42,129 --> 01:21:43,262
I'm calling the police.
1542
01:21:43,396 --> 01:21:44,329
No, we haven't even
gotten to the real reason
1543
01:21:44,463 --> 01:21:45,862
as to why I'm here yet.
1544
01:21:45,996 --> 01:21:47,129
What are you talking about?
1545
01:21:47,262 --> 01:21:48,162
The twist. Every story
needs a twist, right?
1546
01:21:48,296 --> 01:21:49,628
The twist.
1547
01:21:49,762 --> 01:21:51,862
Yeah, that last part where
the audience just go, Fuck me!
1548
01:21:51,996 --> 01:21:52,729
Fuck me?
1549
01:21:52,862 --> 01:21:53,829
Yeah, fuck you, indeed, Doc.
1550
01:21:53,962 --> 01:21:55,162
Don't dial another
fucking number.
1551
01:22:01,062 --> 01:22:03,196
Do you remember that
story she told me in bed?
1552
01:22:03,895 --> 01:22:05,862
About the doctor,
used to touch her
1553
01:22:05,995 --> 01:22:07,129
when she was a little kid?
1554
01:22:09,595 --> 01:22:10,595
It was you, wasn't it?
1555
01:22:11,895 --> 01:22:12,928
Hm?
1556
01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:14,995
You see, after we killed Jimmy
1557
01:22:15,129 --> 01:22:16,961
and seemingly got away with it,
1558
01:22:17,096 --> 01:22:19,162
we put our heads
together and we thought,
1559
01:22:19,296 --> 01:22:22,595
who else in our lives
has fucked us over?
1560
01:22:22,729 --> 01:22:24,829
You were the top of her list.
1561
01:22:26,463 --> 01:22:28,595
I have no idea what
you're talking about.
1562
01:22:28,729 --> 01:22:30,628
Really? Really?
1563
01:22:30,762 --> 01:22:31,828
Funny that.
1564
01:22:36,861 --> 01:22:38,262
Made up with the
American, by the way.
1565
01:22:39,928 --> 01:22:41,329
You know what I find funny?
1566
01:22:42,363 --> 01:22:44,595
Is that you sit there every day,
1567
01:22:44,729 --> 01:22:47,229
listen to people's
problems, you jot it down
1568
01:22:47,363 --> 01:22:49,995
in our little notepad
and then you go home
1569
01:22:50,129 --> 01:22:54,794
to Mr. Therapist, who
I'm assuming has no idea
1570
01:22:54,928 --> 01:22:57,196
that what really turns you on
1571
01:22:57,329 --> 01:22:59,828
is raping little girls.
1572
01:23:02,996 --> 01:23:05,694
You're delusional, Charlie.
1573
01:23:06,661 --> 01:23:08,694
You have serious
mental health issues.
1574
01:23:11,296 --> 01:23:12,694
Then why have you
stopped dialing?
1575
01:23:16,363 --> 01:23:17,262
Hm?
1576
01:23:23,861 --> 01:23:24,894
There you go.
1577
01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:28,928
What do you want?
1578
01:23:30,561 --> 01:23:31,761
What's the time?
1579
01:23:35,761 --> 01:23:37,196
Just gone one.
1580
01:23:38,561 --> 01:23:39,396
Perfect.
1581
01:23:44,694 --> 01:23:46,962
Um, I think that's for you.
1582
01:23:48,728 --> 01:23:49,794
Go on.
1583
01:24:05,296 --> 01:24:06,694
Hi, Doc.
1584
01:24:10,196 --> 01:24:10,996
Bye, Doc.
1585
01:24:29,295 --> 01:24:32,728
Oh my God. I think I'm
getting used to that. Well done.
1586
01:24:32,861 --> 01:24:33,962
Hey, guys.
1587
01:24:35,029 --> 01:24:37,561
Mark, what the fuck
are you doing here?
1588
01:24:37,627 --> 01:24:38,594
Don't shoot!
1589
01:24:39,661 --> 01:24:41,929
We're in, we're in
couples therapy.
1590
01:24:42,062 --> 01:24:43,828
This is my wife, by the way.
1591
01:24:43,962 --> 01:24:46,728
Linda, Charlie. Charlie, Linda.
1592
01:24:47,561 --> 01:24:48,728
Hi.
1593
01:24:48,861 --> 01:24:50,395
- Hi, Linda.
- Hi.
1594
01:24:50,561 --> 01:24:52,929
Yeah, turns out no other
women wanted to fuck me, so.
1595
01:24:53,061 --> 01:24:55,328
How did you not
see them when you...
1596
01:24:55,462 --> 01:24:56,828
I don't know.
1597
01:24:56,962 --> 01:24:58,328
I just walked in, knocked on
the door. It went so quickly.
1598
01:24:58,462 --> 01:24:59,395
You guys didn't
even say anything. - Fuck me!
1599
01:24:59,561 --> 01:25:01,428
No, no, she's
right. We didn't.
1600
01:25:01,561 --> 01:25:02,694
I think it was the shock.
It all happened so fast.
1601
01:25:02,828 --> 01:25:04,828
Is she dead in there?
1602
01:25:04,962 --> 01:25:06,161
Yes!
1603
01:25:06,295 --> 01:25:07,095
Right.
1604
01:25:08,929 --> 01:25:10,295
Right.
1605
01:25:10,428 --> 01:25:12,661
You can put your
hands down, by the way.
1606
01:25:12,794 --> 01:25:13,828
All right, yeah.
1607
01:25:16,128 --> 01:25:17,961
Whew, so.
1608
01:25:19,694 --> 01:25:23,694
So what, what, what do we
do now? What do we do, now?
1609
01:25:26,061 --> 01:25:27,028
I don't know. I don't know.
1610
01:25:27,161 --> 01:25:27,794
Baby, what do we do?
1611
01:25:27,928 --> 01:25:29,061
I have no idea.
1612
01:25:29,195 --> 01:25:30,761
I mean, there's two ways
we could go about this.
1613
01:25:30,894 --> 01:25:32,295
We could shoot them.
1614
01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:33,694
No, no.
1615
01:25:33,827 --> 01:25:35,961
That's one option. Or?
1616
01:25:36,095 --> 01:25:38,761
We let them go and hope that
they'll not telltale tits.
1617
01:25:40,428 --> 01:25:41,661
What's it gonna be, Mark?
1618
01:25:43,295 --> 01:25:44,728
Yeah, I like, like
the second one more.
1619
01:25:44,861 --> 01:25:46,395
Yeah? Linda?
1620
01:25:48,627 --> 01:25:49,694
Second one please.
1621
01:25:49,828 --> 01:25:50,661
Second one.
1622
01:25:51,694 --> 01:25:53,295
Okay, great.
1623
01:25:53,428 --> 01:25:54,561
Great.
1624
01:25:54,661 --> 01:25:57,228
This is what you say
when the police come.
1625
01:25:57,362 --> 01:25:58,961
You opened the door to
the doctor's office,
1626
01:25:59,095 --> 01:26:00,928
and that is when
you found her dead.
1627
01:26:01,061 --> 01:26:02,627
And then you immediately
called the police.
1628
01:26:02,760 --> 01:26:04,727
You immediately
called the police.
1629
01:26:04,861 --> 01:26:05,861
- Yep.
- Yeah?
1630
01:26:05,995 --> 01:26:06,760
Where's my phone? Here.
1631
01:26:06,894 --> 01:26:08,161
Killers were long gone.
1632
01:26:08,295 --> 01:26:09,428
Mm-hm.
1633
01:26:09,561 --> 01:26:10,561
Is that clear?
1634
01:26:10,660 --> 01:26:12,961
Crystal clear,
yes. Crystal clear.
1635
01:26:13,928 --> 01:26:15,828
Well, we should go.
1636
01:26:15,961 --> 01:26:16,561
Yeah.
1637
01:26:18,561 --> 01:26:22,295
You're a good guy, too, Mark.
Thanks for everything, mate.
1638
01:26:24,995 --> 01:26:26,028
Thanks, man.
1639
01:26:39,626 --> 01:26:41,461
Ah, so?
1640
01:26:43,161 --> 01:26:44,228
So.
1641
01:26:44,362 --> 01:26:45,295
Where to now?
1642
01:26:45,961 --> 01:26:47,228
Mexico?
1643
01:26:47,362 --> 01:26:48,560
Mexico.
1644
01:26:48,693 --> 01:26:49,861
Mexico. Mexico.
1645
01:26:49,995 --> 01:26:51,727
- Mexico!
- Mexico!
1646
01:26:51,861 --> 01:26:53,861
Mexico! Woo!
1647
01:27:01,228 --> 01:27:03,394
You should probably
put that away now.
1648
01:27:03,560 --> 01:27:05,128
The police will
probably see that.
1649
01:27:11,727 --> 01:27:13,161
What are you doing?
1650
01:27:15,593 --> 01:27:17,095
What the fuck are you doing?
1651
01:27:18,626 --> 01:27:19,427
Don't.
1652
01:27:20,761 --> 01:27:21,995
Fuck off.
1653
01:27:22,128 --> 01:27:23,361
Stop the car, Charlie.
1654
01:27:23,794 --> 01:27:24,461
What do you mean stop the car?
1655
01:27:24,593 --> 01:27:25,560
Stop the car, Charlie.
1656
01:27:25,626 --> 01:27:26,995
I'm not stop, I'm gonna--
1657
01:27:27,128 --> 01:27:28,794
Stop the fucking car, Charlie!
1658
01:27:37,626 --> 01:27:38,461
What?
1659
01:27:38,593 --> 01:27:41,194
I'm fucking with you.
1660
01:27:41,327 --> 01:27:42,794
I nearly shit myself then.
1661
01:27:42,928 --> 01:27:44,626
- You were afraid.
- Fuck me!
1662
01:27:44,761 --> 01:27:45,794
Fucking hell.
1663
01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:47,961
You are another
breed. Fucking hell.
1664
01:27:48,094 --> 01:27:51,861
Ah, why would I shoot
you? I fucking love you.
1665
01:27:56,794 --> 01:27:59,327
Think you just, you
just said you love me.
1666
01:28:00,227 --> 01:28:01,027
Yeah.
1667
01:28:06,227 --> 01:28:07,560
Are you crying?
1668
01:28:07,928 --> 01:28:10,794
Mm, mm-mm. No.
1669
01:28:10,928 --> 01:28:12,094
Oh my God, you're crying.
1670
01:28:12,227 --> 01:28:14,626
I'm not, you are. I'm not.
1671
01:28:14,761 --> 01:28:17,660
You're a
fucking pussy, Charlie.
1672
01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:21,761
It's just that nobody's
ever said that to me before.
1673
01:28:21,894 --> 01:28:24,027
Oh my God, shut
up. I love this song.
1674
01:28:25,593 --> 01:28:27,761
♪ Looks like a Jaguar ♪
1675
01:28:27,893 --> 01:28:28,927
Not quite.
1676
01:28:29,728 --> 01:28:31,828
♪ It's got leather seats ♪
1677
01:28:31,960 --> 01:28:33,828
This is half leather.
1678
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:37,794
♪ It's got a CD player, player,
player, player, player, ♪
1679
01:28:37,927 --> 01:28:42,593
♪ Player, player,
player, player ♪
1680
01:28:44,793 --> 01:28:47,560
♪ I don't wanna talk
about it anymore ♪
1681
01:28:52,227 --> 01:28:55,394
♪ I think we're
gonna save it, yeah ♪
1682
01:28:55,560 --> 01:29:02,361
♪ So don't you try
and fake it anymore ♪
1683
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:04,094
♪ Anymore ♪
1684
01:29:15,194 --> 01:29:17,927
♪ We'll start over again ♪
1685
01:29:19,427 --> 01:29:21,927
♪ Grow ourselves new skin ♪
1686
01:29:23,260 --> 01:29:26,127
♪ Get a house in Devon ♪
1687
01:29:27,559 --> 01:29:32,160
♪ Drink cider from
a lemon ♪
1688
01:29:37,693 --> 01:29:41,626
♪ But I don't wanna
talk about it anymore ♪
1689
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:45,260
♪ I think we gotta make it
1690
01:29:45,394 --> 01:29:49,227
♪ I think we gotta
save it, yeah ♪
1691
01:29:49,361 --> 01:29:52,827
♪ So don't you try
and fake it ♪
1692
01:29:53,760 --> 01:29:55,693
♪ Anymore ♪
1693
01:29:55,827 --> 01:29:57,626
♪ Anymore ♪
1694
01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:01,294
♪ I think we gotta make it ♪
1695
01:30:01,426 --> 01:30:05,160
♪ I think we gotta
save it, yeah ♪
1696
01:30:05,294 --> 01:30:08,760
♪ So don't you try
and fake it ♪
1697
01:30:09,760 --> 01:30:11,492
♪ Anymore ♪
1698
01:30:11,626 --> 01:30:13,860
♪ Anymore ♪
1699
01:30:16,593 --> 01:30:19,360
♪ He's got a brand new car ♪
1700
01:30:20,793 --> 01:30:23,660
♪ He's got a brand new car ♪
1701
01:30:25,293 --> 01:30:27,827
♪ A brand new car ♪
1702
01:30:28,994 --> 01:30:31,560
♪ A brand new car ♪
1703
01:30:33,027 --> 01:30:34,593
♪ A brand new car ♪
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