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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,590 --> 00:00:09,410 [Music] 2 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:32,600 [Music] 3 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:50,210 [Music] 4 00:01:01,150 --> 00:01:04,600 how can you 5 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:13,930 [Music] 6 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:19,420 [Music] 7 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:22,010 try again 8 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:26,890 [Music] 9 00:01:27,159 --> 00:01:29,789 take it 10 00:01:41,750 --> 00:01:44,920 [Music] 11 00:01:45,570 --> 00:01:48,570 Hawkins 12 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:55,900 [Music] 13 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:06,170 night 14 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:12,209 ciao 15 00:02:12,209 --> 00:02:13,310 telephone 16 00:02:13,310 --> 00:02:16,449 [Music] 17 00:02:19,090 --> 00:02:22,150 [Music] 18 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:28,150 [Music] 19 00:02:33,970 --> 00:02:37,970 don't wait your whole neighborhood 20 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:43,040 oh god what is that smells like that 21 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:46,340 spray displeased that [ __ ] did this on 22 00:02:46,340 --> 00:02:48,590 purpose if I haven't told you this 23 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:50,510 before Mama's against me having sex 24 00:02:50,510 --> 00:02:54,850 she'd definitely need psychiatric help 25 00:02:55,810 --> 00:02:59,030 keep your paws off until I say okay I 26 00:02:59,030 --> 00:03:01,730 was just looking you're the prettiest 27 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:07,630 girl I ever been out with probably hey 28 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:12,040 what's that Sam visit her is she coming 29 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,950 no it's not your mother what are you 30 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:18,400 doing 31 00:03:18,820 --> 00:03:21,700 you sound disappointed 32 00:03:21,700 --> 00:03:25,640 you want to get caught what is that 33 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:32,300 noise oh I got a move look at my hood 34 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:34,460 class it looks like they'll fit don't 35 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:38,000 move honey if you stay here I'll let you 36 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,640 see all of me you want above the waist 37 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:48,920 no way well it's dark you know I'd like 38 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:51,880 to see what I'm seeing 39 00:03:52,030 --> 00:03:55,130 okay I'll let you use it on one 40 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:55,880 condition 41 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:58,040 what give me a date for round it with 42 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:00,560 ransom McKnight it'll be my pleasure to 43 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:03,170 meet you with Randy no sex 44 00:04:03,170 --> 00:04:05,360 don't worry this is purely a clinical 45 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:07,640 exam you broke the backbone of my 46 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:10,600 passion you're a weird 47 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,920 you're the most perverted boy I've ever 48 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,640 been out with 49 00:04:21,190 --> 00:04:28,490 no way leave me alone get inside you 50 00:04:28,490 --> 00:04:33,440 [ __ ] you're ruining my life and I don't 51 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,960 need any more lectures about men I'll 52 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,520 learn everything I need to know living 53 00:04:37,520 --> 00:04:39,650 with daddy it's gonna ask me to come you 54 00:04:39,650 --> 00:04:42,130 wait and see 55 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:53,919 thank you in there Bubber drum yes ma'am 56 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,240 have you been having your way with my 57 00:04:56,240 --> 00:05:02,090 daughter no ma'am not exactly but you 58 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:04,130 wanted to go further didn't you yes 59 00:05:04,130 --> 00:05:05,330 ma'am I do 60 00:05:05,330 --> 00:05:10,940 did I knew your mama she taught me 61 00:05:10,940 --> 00:05:12,800 through three grades in the old school I 62 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:16,039 just loved her she's been real a shame 63 00:05:16,039 --> 00:05:18,580 to you than that 64 00:05:20,740 --> 00:05:29,139 why don't you sit down you can look nice 65 00:05:29,210 --> 00:05:32,600 oh I am pooped 66 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:35,600 I want to go in and face her yeah 67 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:41,780 ah friends ears no as a roadkill for 68 00:05:41,780 --> 00:05:44,860 Valentino I'm trying to get him off Alpo 69 00:05:44,860 --> 00:05:47,150 I'm preparing him for his freedom 70 00:05:47,150 --> 00:05:51,050 I once about a year ago I saw inside the 71 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:53,900 cage - you're awesome 72 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:55,789 I sold down at first I thought it was 73 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:58,690 killing it well we're still wrestle oh 74 00:05:58,690 --> 00:06:03,050 not as much I'd hoped you were well it's 75 00:06:03,050 --> 00:06:05,210 been nice talking with then I gotta go 76 00:06:05,210 --> 00:06:07,910 in there and holler at my daughter if 77 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,470 you'd like you can stop by in the 78 00:06:09,470 --> 00:06:12,970 morning and watch us wrestle up close 79 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:19,870 button I see you yeah I liked it good oh 80 00:06:19,870 --> 00:06:22,759 I'm sorry about the caterpillars on your 81 00:06:22,759 --> 00:06:25,729 car heck 82 00:06:25,729 --> 00:06:31,460 then blow right off Oh miss Botz I'll 83 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:34,210 see you in the morning 84 00:06:43,390 --> 00:06:47,120 [Music] 85 00:06:52,710 --> 00:06:55,790 [Music] 86 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,820 so this is what an old retired 87 00:07:02,820 --> 00:07:06,670 veterinarian looks like in the mall look 88 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:09,280 feel one heck of a lot better but didn't 89 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,050 go around with a retired cop two whole 90 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:20,440 hours of the night look Morris Sinclair 91 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:26,700 what how deep I Wow 92 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,920 well looks of you I guess your date with 93 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,480 that other carnival was a blonde pretty 94 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:34,270 well yeah the last part especially and I 95 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:37,590 hope sure they didn't get too pregnant 96 00:07:37,590 --> 00:07:41,290 they ain't got all the parts is my main 97 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:44,410 objection no look at this fault here 98 00:07:44,410 --> 00:07:47,580 he's missing his arms which bothers me 99 00:07:47,580 --> 00:07:50,350 well hello worst of it is he ain't even 100 00:07:50,350 --> 00:07:53,310 got shoulders Oh neither do you anymore 101 00:07:53,310 --> 00:07:56,140 amazes me how your shirt stay on the way 102 00:07:56,140 --> 00:07:58,840 your shoulders are shrunk still Vance 103 00:07:58,840 --> 00:08:02,790 was more than a fossil like you can say 104 00:08:02,790 --> 00:08:06,670 you just do that pretty good I got a 105 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:07,900 feeling Sinclair that you're gonna 106 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:09,730 mention your sister's name again and I 107 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,610 don't want to hear it Chloe 108 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:14,980 now why would I mention her she's just 109 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:17,020 the best cook in the county when a few 110 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:20,680 good dancing partners left a lot hell 111 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:22,330 you must been thinking about her you 112 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:24,130 broke her name up I heard her name every 113 00:08:24,130 --> 00:08:26,830 five minutes last night I still get 114 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:28,750 enough sense to avoid bohemian women 115 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:31,570 especially her interesting in a beer 116 00:08:31,570 --> 00:08:35,469 joint at her age you uptight old Turkey 117 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:37,630 I'm not gonna stick around and listen to 118 00:08:37,630 --> 00:08:40,320 your insults 119 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,580 think I could like feeha dears he'd 120 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:53,410 almost have a face charlie 121 00:08:53,410 --> 00:08:56,570 taking my sister to the dance if I have 122 00:08:56,570 --> 00:08:59,390 to bait in there with whiskey you may 123 00:08:59,390 --> 00:09:05,390 have to know he's completely given up on 124 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:08,660 the little since Abby passed off boy you 125 00:09:08,660 --> 00:09:10,370 better get one a pretty quick heart 126 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:18,470 attack use it or lose it ain't that what 127 00:09:18,470 --> 00:09:22,280 the song say I'll talk to dad for you 128 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:23,650 yeah you do that 129 00:09:23,650 --> 00:09:27,700 toke up my sister so 130 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:58,310 valentino out of that water 131 00:10:22,350 --> 00:10:42,590 we can sweat it up hey little one 132 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,539 [Music] 133 00:11:03,860 --> 00:11:07,679 [Music] 134 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:55,890 ah keep looking at me and don't look 135 00:11:55,890 --> 00:11:57,899 behind you thinks you see him he'll 136 00:11:57,899 --> 00:12:09,709 attack don't worry son 137 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:14,720 what you're feeling is man's first fear 138 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:17,790 fear of being fooled you'll need 139 00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:21,600 stitches hats off I'll put a temporary 140 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:27,120 bandage on that many armadillos did you 141 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:32,040 give him last night - my tiger I start 142 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:37,200 feeding him for ambulatory yes dr. Frank 143 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,790 but this was not an accident 144 00:12:38,790 --> 00:12:48,450 oh he was clawed by a tiger hmm ooh 145 00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,250 long life swear you must have been a 146 00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,180 large tiger huh 147 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:56,130 we'll need a tetanus booster and a tool 148 00:12:56,130 --> 00:12:58,260 silk on a cutting needle have you fixed 149 00:12:58,260 --> 00:13:04,950 up in a jiffy yes my barber drunk yeah 150 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:07,350 you know it saw me in the dark you look 151 00:13:07,350 --> 00:13:08,910 pretty tired Oh 152 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:11,160 today I'm tired last night I was hog 153 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:11,910 drunk 154 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:14,010 hey what not supposed to meet you this 155 00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:17,399 morning as a serpentarium I'm so sorry 156 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:19,350 oh no no that's okay 157 00:13:19,350 --> 00:13:22,680 it's just as well you didn't you were 158 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,779 probably late or something well I was 159 00:13:24,779 --> 00:13:27,120 late but the truth is I completely 160 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,760 forgot and if you are supposed to be in 161 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,890 school I make it up to you with a cup of 162 00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:32,339 coffee 163 00:13:32,339 --> 00:13:34,709 oh I'm not missing anything in fact I'd 164 00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,050 like some coffee yeah but I can see that 165 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,180 you're busy right now oh how rude of me 166 00:13:39,180 --> 00:13:40,499 above her this misery 167 00:13:40,499 --> 00:13:42,269 I'm example this here is bubbler Trump 168 00:13:42,269 --> 00:13:44,309 you remember his mama she was the 169 00:13:44,309 --> 00:13:45,959 headmistress of the old school oh of 170 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,629 course she does 171 00:13:47,629 --> 00:13:51,239 enchanted you know what let's find a 172 00:13:51,239 --> 00:13:54,329 nice quiet place for mrs. Appel she 173 00:13:54,329 --> 00:13:58,519 needs the rest and I need some coffee 174 00:14:00,049 --> 00:14:04,619 it's a bad coffee in it I don't know I'm 175 00:14:04,619 --> 00:14:06,479 not really drinking in a coffee 176 00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:11,789 it makes me go to the bath house the 177 00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:14,179 wickedest nurse in the third floor today 178 00:14:14,179 --> 00:14:17,789 hello dr. shorts ooh is that all I get 179 00:14:17,789 --> 00:14:20,309 hello dr. shorts come on time's running 180 00:14:20,309 --> 00:14:22,289 out for us I've only got four more 181 00:14:22,289 --> 00:14:24,029 months left in this hellhole before I go 182 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,739 back to Minneapolis well I'll miss you 183 00:14:25,739 --> 00:14:26,339 I'm sure 184 00:14:26,339 --> 00:14:29,239 hey and I've missed you too completely 185 00:14:29,239 --> 00:14:31,319 how about going to the big dance with me 186 00:14:31,319 --> 00:14:32,699 I drove through town this morning and 187 00:14:32,699 --> 00:14:34,439 those rednecks are really getting it 188 00:14:34,439 --> 00:14:36,299 together for round up I think I even saw 189 00:14:36,299 --> 00:14:38,699 a legendary cowpoke or two what do you 190 00:14:38,699 --> 00:14:40,369 say I wear my chaps and nothing else 191 00:14:40,369 --> 00:14:43,229 wow great says he doesn't have a great 192 00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:45,659 sense of humor she's already going out 193 00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:46,199 with me 194 00:14:46,199 --> 00:14:50,970 I see oh oh and pass the word among the 195 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,399 staff that I only go out with men under 196 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:54,239 the age of 20 197 00:14:54,239 --> 00:14:58,309 that way we're both on our sexual peaks 198 00:15:00,259 --> 00:15:03,929 gynecologist you know I really gotta go 199 00:15:03,929 --> 00:15:05,519 and you just finish your coffee okay you 200 00:15:05,519 --> 00:15:08,419 know I'm I'm serious about the roundup 201 00:15:08,419 --> 00:15:11,539 you wouldn't have to dance with me I 202 00:15:11,539 --> 00:15:16,589 just think you need to get out why did 203 00:15:16,589 --> 00:15:19,579 you come to the hospital 204 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:24,910 you came to ask me out didn't you yes 205 00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:25,800 ma'am 206 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,420 that's why I came to the hospital was to 207 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:32,080 ask you out oh I'm so flattered I really 208 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,390 am but the answer is no you stick with 209 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,520 girls your own age you'll have fewer 210 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:39,130 problems that way now I gotta get back 211 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:40,870 to work and you gotta get back to school 212 00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,000 and I don't want you hanging around here 213 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,290 because you might catch something I 214 00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:47,170 don't want that on my conscience I tell 215 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,510 you what you can come and visit me 216 00:15:49,510 --> 00:15:52,120 whenever you like cuz I really enjoy 217 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,900 talking with you 218 00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:13,020 baby you see no taro 219 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:25,710 surely you're gonna throw up sit 220 00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:26,550 somewhere else 221 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:29,550 night sick wait here 222 00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:35,970 I just got 9 stitches ticular oh not 223 00:16:35,970 --> 00:16:37,160 while I'm eating 224 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:44,660 you are so perverted what's so funny 225 00:16:44,660 --> 00:16:47,130 it's all over school you know about mama 226 00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,500 catching us last night what'd you say to 227 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:53,790 her anyway why because she just came 228 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:56,220 home turned off the TV and went to bed 229 00:16:56,220 --> 00:16:59,030 humming no shout and her epileptic fits 230 00:16:59,030 --> 00:17:03,030 why are you grinning oh no reason 231 00:17:03,030 --> 00:17:06,089 I guess I'm just a happy 232 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:09,149 [Music] 233 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,829 [Music] 234 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:20,890 branch just helped me got caught with 235 00:17:20,890 --> 00:17:23,890 your pants down seems to me must be 236 00:17:23,890 --> 00:17:25,420 picking up things from him 237 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,030 yeah well Randy is a well-known liar 238 00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:29,950 yeah just let me take him with me to 239 00:17:29,950 --> 00:17:33,070 Forte tomorrow here come back I was 240 00:17:33,070 --> 00:17:34,900 telling Randy about my sister Marty you 241 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:37,060 remember Marty don't you well she came 242 00:17:37,060 --> 00:17:39,280 back from San Jacinto State last week 243 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:42,340 and what do you think she's gone got the 244 00:17:42,340 --> 00:17:44,740 crabs she's told daddy she got him from 245 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,890 a dorm kitten and he believes her 246 00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:49,600 naughty boys think that is possible I 247 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,280 expect your daddy would believe most 248 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,340 anything at least I hope he does come on 249 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:58,210 guys Charlotte hey can't you take no for 250 00:17:58,210 --> 00:17:59,650 an answer I told you that's not on the 251 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:01,330 phone I'm not taking her out she's got 252 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,450 big friends bad temper now if you'll 253 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,950 excuse me I'm gonna go take penny in the 254 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:07,240 parking lot did you get a grip on your 255 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,970 hormones my knees ready yeah it was so 256 00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:11,740 with the crabs I bet they're eating her 257 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:14,760 own family alive right now 258 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,480 [Applause] 259 00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:48,809 [Music] 260 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,670 [Music] 261 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:30,190 [Music] 262 00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:39,019 barbar yes ma'am I thought I saw you 263 00:19:39,019 --> 00:19:44,529 there he scared me sorry to bother you I 264 00:19:44,529 --> 00:19:51,980 came to see Shirley is she here 265 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:54,500 well she's not but I'll tell you a 266 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,110 window people floor 267 00:19:56,110 --> 00:19:59,659 come on it I give great advice to the 268 00:19:59,659 --> 00:20:08,600 lovelorn come on come on I'll [ __ ] you 269 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,710 are entertaining oh oh no no I'm just 270 00:20:12,710 --> 00:20:14,690 entertaining myself here won't you sit 271 00:20:14,690 --> 00:20:15,200 down 272 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,559 see I call this my of my oriental life I 273 00:20:18,559 --> 00:20:20,690 sort of dress up and cooked chow mein 274 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:23,029 and eat with chopsticks on the floor 275 00:20:23,029 --> 00:20:25,220 keeps me out of the doldrums of 276 00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:27,860 middle-age oh no no you're not 277 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:32,450 middle-aged you can't be much over 3000 278 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:35,929 yes I can and you really aren't you're 279 00:20:35,929 --> 00:20:39,409 pink for marathon runner 280 00:20:39,409 --> 00:20:42,009 all you need is a little exercise Oh 281 00:20:42,009 --> 00:20:45,500 like dance sure he says you're awful 282 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:48,610 good at it yes ma'am 283 00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:51,820 mama maybe take 4 years of cotillion she 284 00:20:51,820 --> 00:20:54,289 she said that a big boy should have some 285 00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:57,980 grace wait a minute you lied to me today 286 00:20:57,980 --> 00:20:59,409 didn't you 287 00:20:59,409 --> 00:21:02,600 keke Walker mentioned a strange case in 288 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,360 emergency well you look at that lady 289 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:08,240 yours around the hospital dr. Frank is 290 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:11,120 known as Frankenstein look 291 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:17,450 I know where you have lights I go hold 292 00:21:17,450 --> 00:21:23,150 on well maybe like some sake must have 293 00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,310 been painful for you oh no no I mean yes 294 00:21:25,310 --> 00:21:27,620 it was painful but no thanks on the side 295 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,330 well here come over here let me take a 296 00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:29,780 look 297 00:21:29,780 --> 00:21:31,760 you know surely got me drunk once yeah 298 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:34,790 huh she probably told you though I went 299 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:38,300 crazy and ain't this Dixie cup but no 300 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:40,550 one in my family can drink saintly my 301 00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:41,930 grandpa rode his meal home from the 302 00:21:41,930 --> 00:21:44,390 saloon one night into a tree we will 303 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,970 live but grap on the tree died and I'm 304 00:21:46,970 --> 00:21:49,490 sorry about your grandpa no no no it's 305 00:21:49,490 --> 00:21:51,560 okay but no tell me how long should that 306 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,780 red car out back all that [ __ ] his 307 00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,640 birthday present from her daddy the 308 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:59,870 engine exploded the first day hey you're 309 00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:01,760 just like my grandpa's blue tick down 310 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:04,130 for his one paw in the chair and next 311 00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:06,110 thing he was snoring in your lap oh I'm 312 00:22:06,110 --> 00:22:08,030 persisting like a [ __ ] dog man what you 313 00:22:08,030 --> 00:22:10,990 know something boy I am an early bloomer 314 00:22:10,990 --> 00:22:14,930 very mature I'm sure you're not like the 315 00:22:14,930 --> 00:22:17,140 other boys 316 00:22:17,310 --> 00:22:19,520 [Music] 317 00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:24,210 hurry I'm trying these dang bungees J 318 00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,140 Shirley do we have to do this right 319 00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:26,940 outside your house I mean we could have 320 00:22:26,940 --> 00:22:28,679 had Lone Star point all to ourselves 321 00:22:28,679 --> 00:22:33,590 do you want to go all the way yes please 322 00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,049 [Music] 323 00:22:36,049 --> 00:22:39,210 she's got a man in my house well I 324 00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:40,080 should keep her occupied 325 00:22:40,080 --> 00:22:54,390 damn her come on okay go call your daddy 326 00:22:54,390 --> 00:22:56,309 tell him I miss Bea Haven don't you 327 00:22:56,309 --> 00:22:58,620 mention daddy when your comment on with 328 00:22:58,620 --> 00:22:59,909 my ex-boyfriend 329 00:22:59,909 --> 00:23:02,460 I knew you'd start this Shirley your mom 330 00:23:02,460 --> 00:23:04,919 was just looking at my bandage hit him 331 00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:07,020 hit him in the groin am i right in no 332 00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:09,360 thanks you don't hit him our dates off 333 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,280 for tomorrow night and remember what I 334 00:23:11,280 --> 00:24:06,090 promised a Chinese restaurant and Bubba 335 00:24:06,090 --> 00:24:07,950 was just delivering the fortune cookies 336 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:10,110 he came over looking for you honey 337 00:24:10,110 --> 00:24:12,179 boom all you ever care about is yourself 338 00:24:12,179 --> 00:24:16,590 you never think of me Oh Shirley I know 339 00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,030 you don't believe this but you're the 340 00:24:18,030 --> 00:24:20,240 most important thing in my life 341 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,130 double I can't run an inn having nearly 342 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,830 been raped by ransom to find my mother 343 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:26,430 in the 344 00:24:26,430 --> 00:24:29,760 lovage is old enough to be her son what 345 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:32,160 do you think this does to my psyche is 346 00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,920 this any way to bring up a child honey 347 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:37,710 child I'm gonna have to move out to 348 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:39,960 protect myself what daddy hears about 349 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,540 this he'll take me away and then you can 350 00:24:42,540 --> 00:24:46,890 never degenerate alive as you wish if 351 00:24:46,890 --> 00:24:48,810 you believe that you'd be happier living 352 00:24:48,810 --> 00:24:50,810 with your daddy you've got my permission 353 00:24:50,810 --> 00:24:53,340 but I just don't think that you're fun 354 00:24:53,340 --> 00:24:56,040 laugh with him they're ideal but you 355 00:24:56,040 --> 00:25:05,210 like to threaten me with are you alright 356 00:25:05,210 --> 00:25:10,320 it's broke I know it's broke be careful 357 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,590 going home 358 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:52,850 [Music] 359 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:55,690 I'm sorry about Shirley 360 00:25:55,690 --> 00:26:02,980 [Music] 361 00:26:04,030 --> 00:26:09,980 you left this oh thank you boss surely 362 00:26:09,980 --> 00:26:13,179 smash oh please she's always mad at me I 363 00:26:13,179 --> 00:26:15,830 expect she'll convince her daddy to keep 364 00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:19,580 her this summer she's probably like that 365 00:26:19,580 --> 00:26:23,050 oh I doubt that he's got a lot of 366 00:26:23,050 --> 00:26:25,550 fantasies about living with him none of 367 00:26:25,550 --> 00:26:29,840 them true I guess the same way with 368 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:34,400 fantasies well I don't know sometimes 369 00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,809 fantasies almost surprise 370 00:26:37,820 --> 00:26:41,220 [Music] 371 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:51,270 I must be crazy yeah the most beautiful 372 00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:52,260 woman in the world 373 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:59,850 well then you must be crazy Rose I want 374 00:26:59,850 --> 00:27:02,490 you to know that I'm 19 I kept me back 375 00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:07,770 in third grade can I kiss you again oh I 376 00:27:07,770 --> 00:27:09,330 don't think you might as well you're 377 00:27:09,330 --> 00:27:11,300 being blamed for it anyway 378 00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:26,380 [Music] 379 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:31,960 I can't let you take me to the dance 380 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,850 for a bob we see you there I think 381 00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:35,980 you're right about getting out 382 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:39,269 [Music] 383 00:28:17,100 --> 00:28:20,160 [Music] 384 00:28:34,730 --> 00:28:36,560 and give him to know when the captain 385 00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:39,020 says son we got to go 386 00:28:39,020 --> 00:28:41,890 that's alright 387 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,970 [Music] 388 00:28:56,650 --> 00:29:03,860 your clothes are dirty no she went over 389 00:29:03,860 --> 00:29:06,380 to doctors apartment first having a 390 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:09,080 party highball primer and she's wearing 391 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,760 her diaphragm to I showed Tyrone the 392 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:19,610 empty case didn't y'all have a good time 393 00:29:19,610 --> 00:29:20,520 tonight 394 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,619 [Music] 395 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:37,869 [Music] 396 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:56,910 [Music] 397 00:29:59,350 --> 00:30:22,190 [Music] 398 00:30:36,740 --> 00:30:39,059 there's nothing people like you till you 399 00:30:39,059 --> 00:30:41,070 so you can press the walls now pick 400 00:30:41,070 --> 00:30:43,850 yourself a partner 401 00:30:43,850 --> 00:30:46,830 this is what Charlie says this old mule 402 00:30:46,830 --> 00:30:48,500 is a dancing 403 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:58,970 [Music] 404 00:30:58,970 --> 00:31:02,710 come on dance with me 405 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:23,570 [Music] 406 00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:26,680 [Applause] 407 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:41,960 [Music] 408 00:31:42,220 --> 00:31:43,690 we don't relax you're gonna get cramps 409 00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:45,640 start sweating Evelyn 410 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,160 [Music] 411 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,830 what you want to talk about well I want 412 00:31:49,830 --> 00:31:53,040 to apologize unless I'm afraid I got 413 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,350 care don't say another word this man 414 00:31:55,350 --> 00:32:02,750 enjoyed himself oh you look beautiful 415 00:32:03,580 --> 00:32:08,560 [Music] 416 00:32:11,770 --> 00:32:14,859 [Music] 417 00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:20,129 all right now what a wonda stadium is us 418 00:32:20,129 --> 00:32:22,840 last night was fun because we didn't do 419 00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:27,580 any damage but tonight just those awful 420 00:32:27,580 --> 00:32:30,730 noise I forget enough it is you come in 421 00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:32,830 and just enjoy yourself at a girl the 422 00:32:32,830 --> 00:32:35,279 right age 423 00:32:38,890 --> 00:32:44,809 [Music] 424 00:32:55,710 --> 00:32:59,010 so under says I look like Elvis was here 425 00:32:59,010 --> 00:33:02,860 do I look like you just swallowed a 426 00:33:02,860 --> 00:33:06,430 potato pie take 427 00:33:06,430 --> 00:33:08,759 [Music] 428 00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:12,919 - Kobe trunk I know there's a body 429 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:17,030 [Music] 430 00:33:17,030 --> 00:33:20,130 [Applause] 431 00:33:21,529 --> 00:33:25,049 she's got you hooked I can see that but 432 00:33:25,049 --> 00:33:27,690 if you want some advice stay sober hope 433 00:33:27,690 --> 00:33:29,330 she gets drunk 434 00:33:29,330 --> 00:33:31,500 that way she falls down you won't miss 435 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,740 her when you jump 436 00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:37,950 hey blubber dumb I want to speak to your 437 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:47,640 ass just ignored had enough sour - Bobby 438 00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:58,740 I think you owe me an apology your 439 00:33:58,740 --> 00:34:00,770 wiseass blubbered um you know that 440 00:34:00,770 --> 00:34:04,169 you're goddamn by the [ __ ] wiseass 441 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:07,549 you can't hold your liquor 442 00:34:08,190 --> 00:34:11,780 [Music] 443 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:22,060 fine I see your point 444 00:34:22,060 --> 00:34:25,370 I'm a goddamn [ __ ] wiseass your 445 00:34:25,370 --> 00:34:28,370 pervert - what the hell kind of man 446 00:34:28,370 --> 00:34:31,159 asked out a girl and then sneaks off 447 00:34:31,159 --> 00:34:31,900 with her mama 448 00:34:31,900 --> 00:34:35,210 he doesn't kind of insist but I mean it 449 00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:37,580 should be your Burma leg still hurts 450 00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:40,699 what she kicked me oh well hell I'm 451 00:34:40,699 --> 00:34:42,520 sorry about that 452 00:34:42,520 --> 00:34:44,960 she should have kicked me I'll go in 453 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:50,440 there right now sure hey there mama 454 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,960 now wait what's between me and mrs. but 455 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:00,989 [Music] 456 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,460 the hell 457 00:35:42,020 --> 00:35:45,110 [Applause] 458 00:36:09,340 --> 00:36:24,120 [Music] 459 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:30,570 lover where are you 460 00:36:30,570 --> 00:36:41,369 [Music] 461 00:36:48,410 --> 00:36:51,510 [Music] 462 00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:56,220 somebody told me the spy Sparrow Burmese 463 00:36:56,220 --> 00:36:58,350 all right who said that 464 00:36:58,350 --> 00:37:02,190 rinse the whole still I'm trying to 465 00:37:02,190 --> 00:37:04,680 assess the damage I caused you can't 466 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,010 believe him readies a well-known live 467 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:09,300 one line when I said you needed her 468 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:13,530 local when you rather I got doctored by 469 00:37:13,530 --> 00:37:16,980 some girl my own age you be plan whole 470 00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:20,040 army 16 euros couldn't keep up with your 471 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,160 angels 472 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:31,140 [Music] 473 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:36,050 you don't give any snakes up here dear 474 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:41,670 unless some escape detector fine check 475 00:37:41,670 --> 00:37:42,990 but I didn't wet my pants 476 00:37:42,990 --> 00:37:46,110 here let me take a look at ya put 477 00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:49,980 something on that okay but leave a 478 00:37:49,980 --> 00:37:51,660 little scar so I got a suffering memory 479 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:54,060 you know I thought for sure that you'd 480 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,980 have a a poster of a girl in a wet 481 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:59,970 t-shirt shorts uh I grew out of them 482 00:37:59,970 --> 00:38:01,500 dirty posters when I quit playing with 483 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:04,050 myself I bet that doctor shorts a nice 484 00:38:04,050 --> 00:38:11,940 cup - Oh rose my father won't be home - 485 00:38:11,940 --> 00:38:14,670 the last Tunes played heck we still got 486 00:38:14,670 --> 00:38:17,430 several hours they're making me very 487 00:38:17,430 --> 00:38:18,420 nervous 488 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:23,850 all right listen do me one favor what go 489 00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:26,820 soak that dress in some cold water I'd 490 00:38:26,820 --> 00:38:30,770 feel terrible if I thought I bloody did 491 00:39:44,289 --> 00:39:49,069 but way this is crazy don't worry I've 492 00:39:49,069 --> 00:39:52,270 read the IG sex manual cover to cover 493 00:39:52,270 --> 00:39:56,390 where's a sex manual informative oh yeah 494 00:39:56,390 --> 00:40:00,440 you know I memorized all three pages put 495 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:06,020 in take out repeat if necessary rubber I 496 00:40:06,020 --> 00:40:15,640 don't know what I'm doing here Rose 497 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:22,000 neither one of us does but take a chance 498 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,789 drop that dress I'm ready to start the 499 00:40:25,789 --> 00:40:28,420 introduction 500 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:35,659 [Music] 501 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,990 now listen to me this is a one-time-only 502 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:44,330 proposition here I want you to 503 00:40:44,330 --> 00:40:57,220 understand that you listening repeat 504 00:40:57,220 --> 00:41:01,180 because it's necessary 505 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:37,150 [Music] 506 00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:47,969 [Music] 507 00:41:47,969 --> 00:41:55,660 hey knock it off where to tonight and 508 00:41:55,660 --> 00:41:57,939 you promise to tell me in a poem first I 509 00:41:57,939 --> 00:42:05,789 got you a Prezy oh sweet thank you oh 510 00:42:08,430 --> 00:42:09,849 great 511 00:42:09,849 --> 00:42:15,729 oh they're fantastic well you may regret 512 00:42:15,729 --> 00:42:19,509 this why because my sore feet are the 513 00:42:19,509 --> 00:42:21,339 only things in the way of me leaving you 514 00:42:21,339 --> 00:42:22,150 in the dust 515 00:42:22,150 --> 00:42:24,489 oh yeah well let's just see your stuff 516 00:42:24,489 --> 00:42:28,199 lady not so fast 517 00:42:34,589 --> 00:42:38,229 mostly we run around in the dark but 518 00:42:38,229 --> 00:42:42,239 nine we're gonna see art to ride the die 519 00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:45,729 sick well your diaphragm tied and wiggle 520 00:42:45,729 --> 00:42:48,900 wind amorphous starts 521 00:42:49,660 --> 00:43:04,269 [Music] 522 00:43:04,950 --> 00:43:12,210 oh this is pray the bugs aren't even 523 00:43:12,210 --> 00:43:15,869 there how far we run two miles maybe 524 00:43:15,869 --> 00:43:17,310 three four looks at him 525 00:43:17,310 --> 00:43:19,619 Jim sprint so high you know it's easy to 526 00:43:19,619 --> 00:43:21,630 hurt yourself when you're tired yes 527 00:43:21,630 --> 00:43:22,170 coach 528 00:43:22,170 --> 00:43:29,060 but I'm not [ __ ] yeah come on cigarette 529 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,040 they get cocky when you're on foot 530 00:43:40,619 --> 00:43:48,180 what sort of a brochure oh don't worry 531 00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:50,859 chef right turned out to be a mysterious 532 00:43:50,859 --> 00:43:56,200 woman like you mysterious women are not 533 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,730 made from strange girls 534 00:43:57,730 --> 00:44:00,099 she's definitely strange well now that's 535 00:44:00,099 --> 00:44:03,450 a fine attitude for a mother 536 00:44:07,930 --> 00:44:11,880 honey Shirley's a young lady who's 537 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,559 having a little bit of trouble giving up 538 00:44:14,559 --> 00:44:17,819 being a little girl she loves you but 539 00:44:17,819 --> 00:44:20,289 instead of telling you that she tests 540 00:44:20,289 --> 00:44:23,799 you for what you say for paying 541 00:44:23,799 --> 00:44:26,910 attention how am i doing 542 00:44:26,910 --> 00:44:30,849 I'd have to give you 99.5 half point off 543 00:44:30,849 --> 00:44:34,720 for this little freckle all right why do 544 00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:38,460 you take such an interest in my anatomy 545 00:44:38,849 --> 00:44:40,990 because of my first year of vet school 546 00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:43,150 I'm gonna have to be dissecting frogs 547 00:44:43,150 --> 00:44:47,250 I'd like to be ahead in my class Oh what 548 00:44:47,250 --> 00:44:54,010 because they're different than me I mean 549 00:44:54,010 --> 00:44:55,720 you're just a different bill of a person 550 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,779 well I better be or have a stranger sex 551 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:03,000 than that thought well I'm strange sex 552 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:07,010 you know just 553 00:45:07,010 --> 00:45:10,410 let him rest sometimes I wish you'd let 554 00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:13,260 me talk about our future you know don't 555 00:45:13,260 --> 00:45:15,300 you think he'd be easier if I just moved 556 00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:16,700 in which surely left 557 00:45:16,700 --> 00:45:19,110 heck Rose I don't keep loving you a 558 00:45:19,110 --> 00:45:22,350 secret you're gonna start your summer 559 00:45:22,350 --> 00:45:24,420 job next week and after that you have 560 00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:27,450 College I want you to be thinking about 561 00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:30,860 your future not ours 562 00:45:35,810 --> 00:45:38,850 sometimes when your hairs mister you 563 00:45:38,850 --> 00:45:44,780 look like a partially open key you do 564 00:45:51,090 --> 00:45:54,090 slowly 565 00:46:06,530 --> 00:46:14,890 [Applause] 566 00:46:21,270 --> 00:46:24,329 [Music] 567 00:46:40,420 --> 00:46:43,499 [Applause] 568 00:47:01,390 --> 00:47:07,190 son Brett nerely don't some place I 569 00:47:07,190 --> 00:47:09,229 gotta go to Rose's pop Randy just tell 570 00:47:09,229 --> 00:47:11,029 them China pretending burger oh yeah 571 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:13,460 right got something to tell me let me 572 00:47:13,460 --> 00:47:19,479 know dementia maybe there is something 573 00:47:19,479 --> 00:47:21,920 why didn't you and me quit arguing over 574 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,619 Mars for a while 575 00:47:23,619 --> 00:47:27,079 something's come up and I gotta forget 576 00:47:27,079 --> 00:47:33,670 about mine dew drop cap 577 00:47:52,740 --> 00:47:56,500 what are you doing we're surely she's up 578 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:58,630 yeah I figured she would be what times a 579 00:47:58,630 --> 00:48:00,910 callous brute father get in here well 580 00:48:00,910 --> 00:48:03,910 he's not coming on next week she and 581 00:48:03,910 --> 00:48:06,550 Randy saw everything last night she 582 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:07,930 called up her father he's coming to get 583 00:48:07,930 --> 00:48:10,270 her today that's right mama but don't 584 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:11,380 let me intrude 585 00:48:11,380 --> 00:48:20,530 go ahead French kiss my ex-boyfriend I'm 586 00:48:20,530 --> 00:48:22,150 gonna get dressed maybe you'd like to 587 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:25,930 holler at me mother your smoldering I 588 00:48:25,930 --> 00:48:28,060 can see that but you know something we 589 00:48:28,060 --> 00:48:29,460 were just exercising 590 00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:33,070 jørgen naked you really are the most 591 00:48:33,070 --> 00:48:36,040 perverted boy I ever dated and for your 592 00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:38,980 information daddy is not a brute he said 593 00:48:38,980 --> 00:48:40,180 he'd leave at the crack of dawn when I 594 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:41,710 told him about this didn't it early 595 00:48:41,710 --> 00:48:44,050 please come on this is all my fault 596 00:48:44,050 --> 00:48:46,000 your momma was helpless in my clutches 597 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:48,130 you know you're gonna feel a whole lot 598 00:48:48,130 --> 00:48:50,470 better if you just clobber me one in the 599 00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:53,770 groin if you want clobber your groin but 600 00:48:53,770 --> 00:48:55,990 do it quietly I'm listening for daddy's 601 00:48:55,990 --> 00:48:59,140 car now you better straighten up your 602 00:48:59,140 --> 00:49:01,180 room I don't want you leaving in a mess 603 00:49:01,180 --> 00:49:03,520 you don't have the right to give me 604 00:49:03,520 --> 00:49:07,210 orders anymore but I'm going cuz I got 605 00:49:07,210 --> 00:49:10,180 something to do you just sit here with 606 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:12,070 your high school boyfriend and enjoy 607 00:49:12,070 --> 00:49:14,710 yourself though you haven't needed me to 608 00:49:14,710 --> 00:49:17,280 tell you that 609 00:49:22,940 --> 00:49:25,380 maybe young girls just need to clean 610 00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:29,190 their systems of Lani's she's gonna be 611 00:49:29,190 --> 00:49:31,970 better off you wait and see 612 00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:40,349 Thanks what are you up to 613 00:49:40,349 --> 00:49:44,130 it's morning after breakfast what do 614 00:49:44,130 --> 00:49:47,280 people normally do then geez mama you're 615 00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:49,349 really gonna miss me won't be anyone 616 00:49:49,349 --> 00:49:51,780 here to check up on well maybe there 617 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:54,960 will be oh mama I want you to know I 618 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,510 left a surprise for you when you get it 619 00:49:57,510 --> 00:50:00,089 think of me and about all those lectures 620 00:50:00,089 --> 00:50:01,829 you gave me about the right way to 621 00:50:01,829 --> 00:50:04,200 behave you too Bubba you might be 622 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,700 involved daddy's here Bubba 623 00:50:08,700 --> 00:50:11,599 bring out my footlocker 624 00:50:21,470 --> 00:50:23,020 [Music] 625 00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,609 well I'm sorry I'm late sure your old 626 00:50:25,609 --> 00:50:28,160 Vaughn's yeah she couldn't get me out of 627 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:29,570 bed this morning no matter what she 628 00:50:29,570 --> 00:50:33,290 tried it's just so small hey you get 629 00:50:33,290 --> 00:50:34,690 over here 630 00:50:34,690 --> 00:50:37,190 you two gonna get along fine 631 00:50:37,190 --> 00:50:39,230 you got your spare bedroom in the 632 00:50:39,230 --> 00:50:41,060 condominium and Livan she's already 633 00:50:41,060 --> 00:50:43,130 bought you new air mattress you're 634 00:50:43,130 --> 00:50:43,880 married 635 00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,040 oh hell no nothing to Livan quit your 636 00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:48,560 job at figure world I won't have a wife 637 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:51,020 working y'all know that but what the 638 00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:53,420 hell it pays the bills I'd like to talk 639 00:50:53,420 --> 00:50:55,670 about some bills too if you can untangle 640 00:50:55,670 --> 00:50:57,910 yourself 641 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:03,140 that's a hairy-legged ex I told you 642 00:51:03,140 --> 00:51:06,200 she's sarcastic low rose you know you're 643 00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:07,780 ten months late on your child support 644 00:51:07,780 --> 00:51:10,460 that money goes into sureties college 645 00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:13,340 account you the boy who you been 646 00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,020 roughing nude with my wife 647 00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:17,000 it's ex wife and that's not the subject 648 00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:18,890 no no it's a subject and I'd like to 649 00:51:18,890 --> 00:51:21,130 discuss 650 00:51:32,380 --> 00:51:35,240 she looks like smanos for blow-up sex 651 00:51:35,240 --> 00:51:36,020 dolls 652 00:51:36,020 --> 00:51:38,930 so you're the eggs Lonnie has is totally 653 00:51:38,930 --> 00:51:40,520 so much about you 654 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,520 fun said nothing at all about you the 655 00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,980 other one he talked about a lot yes he 656 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:48,080 has the same low pigment about the both 657 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:51,140 of you any woman that ly thinks highly 658 00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:54,200 of has got all my sympathy now about the 659 00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,570 bills sure they cannot go to college if 660 00:51:56,570 --> 00:51:58,190 you don't work you know he is working 661 00:51:58,190 --> 00:52:02,440 but you know how the counter business is 662 00:52:02,470 --> 00:52:04,670 don't worry in a week you're gonna have 663 00:52:04,670 --> 00:52:19,070 her sleeping on the air mattress Oh 664 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:21,710 sweetheart you sit by the window 665 00:52:21,710 --> 00:52:23,770 LaVon doesn't like the wind mister Hara 666 00:52:23,770 --> 00:52:33,500 Rose cute family before the summer's 667 00:52:33,500 --> 00:52:36,700 over they'll be biting each other 668 00:52:43,980 --> 00:53:04,040 [Music] 669 00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:11,400 no use resistant think of me is a force 670 00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,310 of nature like a tidal wave 671 00:53:14,310 --> 00:53:18,600 I didn't expect my life to go like this 672 00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:32,040 oh it's not so bad him till after pop 673 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,320 quit kicked in the furniture he said if 674 00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:36,600 I was going to disgrace the family I 675 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:39,780 wouldn't feed my tiger and besides it's 676 00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:41,070 time you got out from behind those bars 677 00:53:41,070 --> 00:53:46,050 anyway can I possibly get rid of you hmm 678 00:53:46,050 --> 00:53:52,710 no man I'm stuck on you like a tick okay 679 00:53:52,710 --> 00:53:55,080 but just sleep in Shirley's room the 680 00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,810 rent 75 a month and we'll work the wood 681 00:53:57,810 --> 00:54:10,200 Shirley's room uh-huh what do you think 682 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:14,130 you're doing I'm not sleeping in here 683 00:54:14,130 --> 00:54:19,400 like believe it the other bedrooms mine 684 00:54:22,490 --> 00:54:25,260 look I'm tired and this is my room no 685 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:28,830 it's not it's our room you just won't 686 00:54:28,830 --> 00:54:34,190 let me sleep here I don't understand I 687 00:54:34,190 --> 00:54:36,960 don't understand why the other night you 688 00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:39,380 said the other night I learned my lesson 689 00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:42,090 now if you want to stay here you got to 690 00:54:42,090 --> 00:54:44,130 live your own life you got to go out on 691 00:54:44,130 --> 00:54:46,200 your own dates just like me and you're 692 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:48,960 gonna sleep in the other room like heck 693 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:52,440 I will now that rooms for kids now I may 694 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,900 be 19 but I'm your man and you love me 695 00:54:54,900 --> 00:54:56,760 and I'm gonna go sleep on the sofa 696 00:54:56,760 --> 00:54:58,860 where the ejected man is supposed to 697 00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:01,250 sleep 698 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,390 breaking furniture huh want to pay by 699 00:55:11,390 --> 00:55:13,880 the week or in one lump sum it's more 700 00:55:13,880 --> 00:55:15,350 helpful to sleep with your head lower 701 00:55:15,350 --> 00:55:17,990 than your feet I know my bed that's how 702 00:55:17,990 --> 00:55:19,330 I sleep 703 00:55:19,330 --> 00:55:22,220 don't look at me that way make me very 704 00:55:22,220 --> 00:55:22,870 nervous 705 00:55:22,870 --> 00:55:25,460 I'll just hold on to my feet tell me 706 00:55:25,460 --> 00:55:30,350 what your plans how long we've been 707 00:55:30,350 --> 00:55:38,690 dating - well that was sick you know for 708 00:55:38,690 --> 00:55:40,220 every step I've made with you I've had 709 00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:43,790 to get something broken oh no no that is 710 00:55:43,790 --> 00:55:46,010 true you're supposed to stop by my house 711 00:55:46,010 --> 00:55:48,770 fountain above my skin and then there 712 00:55:48,770 --> 00:55:52,100 was around updates yes I nearly got my 713 00:55:52,100 --> 00:55:54,890 ear torn off what's the point 714 00:55:54,890 --> 00:55:57,170 oh I'm using guilt to get in your bed I 715 00:55:57,170 --> 00:56:00,020 admit that but since I have to break 716 00:56:00,020 --> 00:56:02,090 something perhaps you have a least 717 00:56:02,090 --> 00:56:04,430 favorite leg oh you don't have to break 718 00:56:04,430 --> 00:56:07,610 anything else suffers nothing you mean 719 00:56:07,610 --> 00:56:11,450 real licit lovers again yes but only for 720 00:56:11,450 --> 00:56:12,170 the summer 721 00:56:12,170 --> 00:56:14,350 no Shirley gets home that's it 722 00:56:14,350 --> 00:56:18,050 absolutely I have read all this yet but 723 00:56:18,050 --> 00:56:21,020 I think this may be the best part one 724 00:56:21,020 --> 00:56:23,690 night daddy came home in a fright it was 725 00:56:23,690 --> 00:56:25,720 just having drinks with a close friend 726 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:28,790 when Levon entered the bar and shot off 727 00:56:28,790 --> 00:56:32,990 him good oh he was they wanted to kick 728 00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,690 her hit him Betty did not being a 729 00:56:35,690 --> 00:56:38,230 violent sort besides of online home I 730 00:56:38,230 --> 00:56:42,410 suggested her waited with me ads all 731 00:56:42,410 --> 00:56:45,350 over the floor we've heard her key in 732 00:56:45,350 --> 00:56:48,080 the lock now I don't know what got into 733 00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:48,800 Danny 734 00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:53,360 but he started blaming me naturally the 735 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,640 bomb believed him and now they've gone 736 00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:56,470 and 737 00:56:56,470 --> 00:56:59,340 for a month as if I go anywhere but 738 00:56:59,340 --> 00:57:03,640 night-night school I haven't told you 739 00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:06,400 about that I'm taking night classes so 740 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,080 that I can graduate by Christmas and get 741 00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:12,130 out of everybody's hair mom I discussed 742 00:57:12,130 --> 00:57:16,710 it barber let's Everly yours 743 00:57:16,710 --> 00:57:24,190 Shirley now you're upset or gave you 744 00:57:24,190 --> 00:57:24,790 that idea 745 00:57:24,790 --> 00:57:29,619 oh don't be sarcastic don't worry honey 746 00:57:29,619 --> 00:57:33,849 show is gonna be all right hey you know 747 00:57:33,849 --> 00:57:41,590 I love you hey okay in Fisher peace out 748 00:57:41,590 --> 00:57:46,190 oh yeah yeah 749 00:57:46,190 --> 00:57:49,340 [Music] 750 00:57:54,700 --> 00:58:01,339 [Music] 751 00:58:03,180 --> 00:58:07,390 let me have a special please another one 752 00:58:07,390 --> 00:58:14,650 from Shirley where you been I've been 753 00:58:14,650 --> 00:58:15,940 trying to get in touch with you to try 754 00:58:15,940 --> 00:58:18,309 and work I was over at the clinic twice 755 00:58:18,309 --> 00:58:19,329 already 756 00:58:19,329 --> 00:58:21,519 doctor Bispo had a couple of mares in 757 00:58:21,519 --> 00:58:24,819 foal at the turn the pharmacist but he 758 00:58:24,819 --> 00:58:26,289 let me deliver one myself 759 00:58:26,289 --> 00:58:33,250 God Randy it was beautiful that woman 760 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,079 doesn't feed you enough I don't know it 761 00:58:35,079 --> 00:58:37,180 don't you be fed at home I left this 762 00:58:37,180 --> 00:58:41,010 morning Rose was taking leftover piece 763 00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:43,299 I've been looking for you Shirley keeps 764 00:58:43,299 --> 00:58:45,099 riding asking if her mother's pregnant 765 00:58:45,099 --> 00:58:47,799 yet are you throwing away your shot at a 766 00:58:47,799 --> 00:58:49,839 future did she mention now I thought you 767 00:58:49,839 --> 00:58:51,940 knew about girls got pregnant well I 768 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:53,619 mean is she did mention leaving a 769 00:58:53,619 --> 00:58:56,380 surprise in the diaphragm some sort of 770 00:58:56,380 --> 00:58:58,480 crap like that she'd be just a little 771 00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:00,910 bit more specific please well look if 772 00:59:00,910 --> 00:59:01,750 she's not pregnant 773 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:04,829 just forget it meet up 774 00:59:35,790 --> 00:59:39,000 [Music] 775 00:59:51,580 --> 00:59:55,370 so how's the wickedest nurse on a second 776 00:59:55,370 --> 01:00:00,010 floor today and I missed you too 777 01:00:00,010 --> 01:00:03,500 completely and I only have another week 778 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:07,480 left in this hellhole before I go back 779 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,280 took you two years to get around to me 780 01:00:10,280 --> 01:00:13,430 yes I was saving the best for last 781 01:00:13,430 --> 01:00:15,410 that's what you told Sylvia last week 782 01:00:15,410 --> 01:00:17,920 can't you think of some new lines and 783 01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:20,390 don't you think we divorce girls don't 784 01:00:20,390 --> 01:00:25,940 talk don't I know you 785 01:00:25,940 --> 01:00:29,570 uh well we met once you were using the 786 01:00:29,570 --> 01:00:32,540 same line on rosebuds no thanks it works 787 01:00:32,540 --> 01:00:35,090 well with divorced women are you sure I 788 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,540 don't know you throw spots fuss 789 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:40,730 oh yeah upstairs an ortho right right oh 790 01:00:40,730 --> 01:00:43,630 wait wait no no I need to speak to you 791 01:00:43,630 --> 01:01:01,370 privately mental whoa if this table 792 01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:04,100 could talk so what can I do for you I 793 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:08,060 need a dance a I need a diaphragm what 794 01:01:08,060 --> 01:01:11,510 do you need it for a party hat for spots 795 01:01:11,510 --> 01:01:14,480 it's not for her is it you sure it isn't 796 01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,280 you know I thought she had a different 797 01:01:16,280 --> 01:01:18,230 look about her lately I noticed these 798 01:01:18,230 --> 01:01:20,510 sort of things in fact now that I think 799 01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:22,130 of it she's rumored to be living with a 800 01:01:22,130 --> 01:01:22,580 tiger 801 01:01:22,580 --> 01:01:25,460 that wouldn't be you would it uh you 802 01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:26,900 sure don't let much slip by you doc 803 01:01:26,900 --> 01:01:29,320 don't kiss my that's good what sighs I 804 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:36,410 don't know 80 take as many as you want 805 01:01:36,410 --> 01:01:38,420 I'm out of here in a week over there in 806 01:01:38,420 --> 01:01:40,810 the cabinet 807 01:01:49,170 --> 01:01:50,800 Thanks 808 01:01:50,800 --> 01:01:53,899 [Music] 809 01:01:59,460 --> 01:02:04,050 anything wrong what is this it's a 810 01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:08,810 diaphragm I know that it's not my 811 01:02:09,530 --> 01:02:15,010 sit down what just sit down 812 01:02:22,050 --> 01:02:27,180 I had to get a new one I've flushed the 813 01:02:27,180 --> 01:02:29,610 old one down the toilet what was wrong 814 01:02:29,610 --> 01:02:39,690 with rose honey I was thinking about 815 01:02:39,690 --> 01:02:43,200 having babies but I thought now you 816 01:02:43,200 --> 01:02:47,400 better discuss this with her first don't 817 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:51,030 be absurd I think it's a possibility and 818 01:02:51,030 --> 01:02:52,200 what would you do if you accidentally 819 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:55,500 got pregnant I'd have an abortion hey 820 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,360 I've already had my family I don't want 821 01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,100 any more children 822 01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:02,220 why me I feel great hey I'm right I quit 823 01:03:02,220 --> 01:03:05,130 smoking and drinking I wake up every 824 01:03:05,130 --> 01:03:06,390 morning feeling fresh 825 01:03:06,390 --> 01:03:08,610 besides sure he's coming back next week 826 01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:10,280 and you're going home 827 01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:12,750 listen I probably haven't thanked you 828 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:14,100 enough for everything you've done for me 829 01:03:14,100 --> 01:03:20,750 but I mean thank you 830 01:03:21,180 --> 01:03:23,180 so then you definitely won't marry me 831 01:03:23,180 --> 01:03:26,190 I've already married one 19 year old oh 832 01:03:26,190 --> 01:03:28,799 he was a jerk that's right and you're 833 01:03:28,799 --> 01:03:33,740 not a jerk but you're still only 19 834 01:03:37,300 --> 01:03:47,790 [Music] 835 01:03:47,790 --> 01:03:53,250 you gettin lazy again me this time oh 836 01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:56,930 you'll get over it I don't think so 837 01:03:56,930 --> 01:03:58,740 [Music] 838 01:03:58,740 --> 01:04:03,820 giving too much freedom too soon morning 839 01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:10,740 just cause those bars I've been thinking 840 01:04:10,740 --> 01:04:13,810 gotta sell them now are you sweating 841 01:04:13,810 --> 01:04:19,540 anymore talk to that fellow I know Russ 842 01:04:19,540 --> 01:04:21,580 a fair man on the other side of 843 01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:27,360 Roseville open up a good price 844 01:04:29,109 --> 01:04:30,730 I have to send someone all the way 845 01:04:30,730 --> 01:04:33,030 through college 846 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:50,460 not yet pop don't sell a question all 847 01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:52,099 right 848 01:04:52,099 --> 01:05:20,279 yes I know how you feel that's 849 01:05:20,279 --> 01:05:23,640 [ __ ] honey you and surely love 850 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:26,599 games with my buddy 851 01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:30,810 don't you know what that'll do to your 852 01:05:30,810 --> 01:05:35,760 lungs Oh mom don't you think we can 853 01:05:35,760 --> 01:05:38,849 discuss this thing like adults you think 854 01:05:38,849 --> 01:05:41,880 you can after all you're not you know 855 01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:44,069 there's a bright side to this I'm sure 856 01:05:44,069 --> 01:05:46,710 we could have this mate ah correction I 857 01:05:46,710 --> 01:05:49,410 could have it's my body remember yeah 858 01:05:49,410 --> 01:05:50,700 but I'm the father remember that 859 01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:53,520 correction again you wouldn't surely 860 01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,410 share John yeah well correct me in this 861 01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:58,410 we're in love now there's a baby on the 862 01:05:58,410 --> 01:06:00,089 way we ought to make it right look I've 863 01:06:00,089 --> 01:06:03,240 already had my family in a million years 864 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:08,670 I could have startled are you sure this 865 01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:11,400 is the right place I don't hear any 866 01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:14,450 blood-curdling screams 867 01:06:22,350 --> 01:06:25,449 [Music] 868 01:06:36,299 --> 01:06:40,660 fathers occupation daddy he's cedar 869 01:06:40,660 --> 01:06:45,010 wacker when he works a cedar wrecker 870 01:06:45,010 --> 01:06:47,470 sure you know uh you chops down trees 871 01:06:47,470 --> 01:06:50,170 for fence posts that's all we can grow 872 01:06:50,170 --> 01:06:55,599 on the farm baton blisters I see and is 873 01:06:55,599 --> 01:06:57,430 he willing or able to contribute to the 874 01:06:57,430 --> 01:06:59,920 cost of the termination daddy 875 01:06:59,920 --> 01:07:04,390 heck he didn't make me pregnant alien 876 01:07:04,390 --> 01:07:09,250 did it I'm alien sure you know uh one of 877 01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:11,819 them visitors from another world like et 878 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:14,740 this is dressed up as my boyfriend 879 01:07:14,740 --> 01:07:17,829 but I knew it wasn't him Sonny never 880 01:07:17,829 --> 01:07:20,619 acted like that in his life and he and 881 01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:22,569 he promised me that he's playing pool 882 01:07:22,569 --> 01:07:28,329 I see all eight times take this form 883 01:07:28,329 --> 01:07:34,140 down the hall for consultation room B 884 01:07:37,369 --> 01:07:40,019 young man please don't lean against the 885 01:07:40,019 --> 01:07:45,779 wall no disrespect ma'am I believe 886 01:07:45,779 --> 01:07:49,729 everyone has the right to be a woman 887 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:54,439 marital status single occupation 888 01:07:54,439 --> 01:07:59,999 registered nurse then as a nurse you are 889 01:07:59,999 --> 01:08:01,759 familiar with the means of birth control 890 01:08:01,759 --> 01:08:07,319 Sharia the man's name is not required of 891 01:08:07,319 --> 01:08:07,979 course 892 01:08:07,979 --> 01:08:11,029 well I'm him Bubber John with two lips a 893 01:08:11,029 --> 01:08:14,459 native of the planet Earth but in our 894 01:08:14,459 --> 01:08:15,989 relationship Rose doesn't shave her legs 895 01:08:15,989 --> 01:08:18,859 and I'm the weak and subservient what I 896 01:08:18,859 --> 01:08:22,380 see and you want him present at the 897 01:08:22,380 --> 01:08:24,779 consultation if you have space on your 898 01:08:24,779 --> 01:08:28,408 form for this write it down I am stuck 899 01:08:28,408 --> 01:08:30,649 on this woman like her hair 900 01:08:30,649 --> 01:08:33,569 he's only partially responsible my 901 01:08:33,569 --> 01:08:36,029 daughter had a hand in it too but she's 902 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:37,439 home with coop hurting from about with 903 01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:42,359 hairbrush your daughter yes down the 904 01:08:42,359 --> 01:08:46,319 hall fourth door on the right room - 905 01:08:46,319 --> 01:08:54,618 thank you honey 906 01:08:54,618 --> 01:08:57,059 this may be our last chance to talk 907 01:08:57,059 --> 01:09:01,049 about I want you to know I am sorry 908 01:09:01,049 --> 01:09:04,109 I feel feel responsible for all of this 909 01:09:04,109 --> 01:09:05,578 but you know I just got to tell you 910 01:09:05,578 --> 01:09:06,689 right now that this is not the 911 01:09:06,689 --> 01:09:08,880 responsible thing to do maybe not but 912 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:10,439 don't you apologize it's my own fault 913 01:09:10,439 --> 01:09:14,788 for not behaving right now maybe if you 914 01:09:14,788 --> 01:09:16,769 don't feel good about this maybe you 915 01:09:16,769 --> 01:09:20,849 should just wait in the car okay no no I 916 01:09:20,849 --> 01:09:27,269 belong I'm the man you might not be what 917 01:09:27,269 --> 01:09:29,399 does that mean just think you might not 918 01:09:29,399 --> 01:09:35,928 be the father you've been fooling around 919 01:09:36,810 --> 01:09:39,120 I don't believe you you're just trying 920 01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:42,290 to take the pressure off me 921 01:09:45,229 --> 01:09:48,120 where'd the council ago this should be 922 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:52,880 Kleenex in this office over here yeah 923 01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:59,450 it's okay Marsha you are right I'm wrong 924 01:09:59,450 --> 01:10:01,530 what else do you wanted to say oh 925 01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:04,530 nothing nothing nothing is there 926 01:10:04,530 --> 01:10:06,300 anything I can do it's just that I'm not 927 01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:08,520 ready to have children I need to live 928 01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:09,570 first 929 01:10:09,570 --> 01:10:11,460 if Ronnie wants this thing so much let 930 01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:15,900 him have it well I can't either I am NOT 931 01:10:15,900 --> 01:10:17,370 going to give up my future in real 932 01:10:17,370 --> 01:10:19,710 estate because of your inadequacies okay 933 01:10:19,710 --> 01:10:20,780 okay you're right 934 01:10:20,780 --> 01:10:22,860 listen I don't want to see you get upset 935 01:10:22,860 --> 01:10:25,050 either let's just get this thing over 936 01:10:25,050 --> 01:10:29,190 with okay hey hey mine is say excuse me 937 01:10:29,190 --> 01:10:31,830 don't give up wait just a minute what 938 01:10:31,830 --> 01:10:34,050 you're all forgetting here is that it's 939 01:10:34,050 --> 01:10:37,860 my body and my future and I just want 940 01:10:37,860 --> 01:10:41,550 this thing taken out this decision 941 01:10:41,550 --> 01:10:43,980 you're making it can't be that 942 01:10:43,980 --> 01:10:46,470 self-centered I guess you're here for a 943 01:10:46,470 --> 01:10:48,570 dental appointment who the hell are you 944 01:10:48,570 --> 01:10:53,430 anyway I'm rosebuds I was a mother 945 01:10:53,430 --> 01:10:58,290 before and now here I am pregnant yes 946 01:10:58,290 --> 01:11:00,240 well we can see you're not wearing a 947 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:01,020 wedding ring 948 01:11:01,020 --> 01:11:03,780 can't we run it actually miss Botz is 949 01:11:03,780 --> 01:11:06,570 here with a surgical inspection team she 950 01:11:06,570 --> 01:11:10,260 is a nurse and I'm an exterminator yes 951 01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:12,150 right this clinic is filthy 952 01:11:12,150 --> 01:11:13,680 so you better go to Russia coz I know 953 01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:17,150 how you feel about parasites 954 01:11:19,290 --> 01:11:21,780 no just give me the keys out on the 955 01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:24,020 drive 956 01:11:26,170 --> 01:11:29,380 we really got to get married now even if 957 01:11:29,380 --> 01:11:30,820 you were fooling around I'm the most 958 01:11:30,820 --> 01:11:34,150 probable father to be nope going to 959 01:11:34,150 --> 01:11:36,670 college and live your own life I'm just 960 01:11:36,670 --> 01:11:38,440 gonna act like nothing's the matter till 961 01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:43,210 I have this thing and as for us I'm not 962 01:11:43,210 --> 01:11:44,150 gonna see each other anymore 963 01:11:44,150 --> 01:11:47,010 [Music] 964 01:11:47,010 --> 01:12:02,340 I mean that hear me wait a minute wait a 965 01:12:02,340 --> 01:12:05,780 minute the most probable granddad to be 966 01:12:05,780 --> 01:12:09,360 well you're not exactly sure who the 967 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:11,310 father is can we be sure of anything 968 01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:13,890 anymore I don't suppose you're married 969 01:12:13,890 --> 01:12:19,230 or anything like that no so I mean a 970 01:12:19,230 --> 01:12:21,000 legitimate most probable grandfather to 971 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,940 be who's the mother to even know her 972 01:12:23,940 --> 01:12:30,170 it's rose you dim-witted over that plan 973 01:12:30,170 --> 01:12:33,770 sometime in the middle of February 974 01:12:36,470 --> 01:12:38,670 pink knit pink 975 01:12:38,670 --> 01:12:40,950 well name her a B after an illegitimate 976 01:12:40,950 --> 01:12:45,930 most probable grandma be sweet but it is 977 01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:50,370 the girl I hope it favors Rose you two 978 01:12:50,370 --> 01:13:04,080 had Mike real homely women not to show 979 01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,960 up here I know I did but she won't 980 01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:08,880 answer any of my letters well that's 981 01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:11,730 because she hasn't written E you really 982 01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:14,130 expect her to I mean I'm right here she 983 01:13:14,130 --> 01:13:16,200 hardly even speaks to me well let me see 984 01:13:16,200 --> 01:13:19,140 her just for a minute then I promise 985 01:13:19,140 --> 01:13:20,580 I'll go away forever 986 01:13:20,580 --> 01:13:23,370 well I would but for your information 987 01:13:23,370 --> 01:13:26,250 she's not here she just out on another 988 01:13:26,250 --> 01:13:33,450 date a date but she can't she's pregnant 989 01:13:33,450 --> 01:13:36,690 it ain't safe sure it is doesn't even 990 01:13:36,690 --> 01:13:38,790 wear a diaphragm anymore there's nothing 991 01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:41,300 you can do 992 01:14:04,830 --> 01:14:07,800 I'm so amazed miscarry 993 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:11,380 this is Bubber well you told me it was 994 01:14:11,380 --> 01:14:12,760 wild but you didn't tell me you swung 995 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:16,900 from trees hello I'm Kiki Walker yes 996 01:14:16,900 --> 01:14:17,550 ma'am 997 01:14:17,550 --> 01:14:20,800 hey I remember you dr. Frank I almost 998 01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:23,440 sold your hand in my leg I'm real sorry 999 01:14:23,440 --> 01:14:25,810 about this I hope I didn't make you 1000 01:14:25,810 --> 01:14:27,780 hemorrhage or anything like that 1001 01:14:27,780 --> 01:14:30,820 shouldn't you check oh I don't know but 1002 01:14:30,820 --> 01:14:32,560 you just make Rose calm down she's been 1003 01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:34,270 cranky and sarcastic for weeks ever 1004 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:36,280 since you had to quit running Rose 1005 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:39,790 that's glass yeah but I'll Drive but 1006 01:14:39,790 --> 01:14:41,110 then you won't be able to fit under that 1007 01:14:41,110 --> 01:14:44,520 wheel see you later 1008 01:14:46,730 --> 01:14:52,130 watch his dick my give me a cane I'll 1009 01:14:52,130 --> 01:14:56,450 open the door what class are you a co-ed 1010 01:14:56,450 --> 01:14:58,930 I wish well then what sort of class is 1011 01:14:58,930 --> 01:15:01,400 natural childbirth now what are you 1012 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,440 doing here we're having a baby naturally 1013 01:15:03,440 --> 01:15:06,350 you're not having anything what are you 1014 01:15:06,350 --> 01:15:08,750 doing here they'll see you're mad you 1015 01:15:08,750 --> 01:15:10,190 better watch that because the baby 1016 01:15:10,190 --> 01:15:13,130 continually sure they told me you was on 1017 01:15:13,130 --> 01:15:14,990 a date I just lost my head 1018 01:15:14,990 --> 01:15:23,930 oh god it's him again rose honey listen 1019 01:15:23,930 --> 01:15:26,720 he called you honey mama this is 1020 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:29,240 distorting my whole adolescence go to 1021 01:15:29,240 --> 01:15:31,910 eurasia Rose tell me about our baby does 1022 01:15:31,910 --> 01:15:35,090 she have a face yet oh it's been ruined 1023 01:15:35,090 --> 01:15:36,260 go to your room 1024 01:15:36,260 --> 01:15:39,950 Rose please share the baby with me this 1025 01:15:39,950 --> 01:15:42,860 isn't fair you can't keep this all to 1026 01:15:42,860 --> 01:15:45,710 yourself at least tell me about that 1027 01:15:45,710 --> 01:15:48,170 classes I'll tell you she and Kiki 1028 01:15:48,170 --> 01:15:49,490 Walker are planning on helping each 1029 01:15:49,490 --> 01:15:51,560 other deliver where's her husband he's 1030 01:15:51,560 --> 01:15:53,210 stationed in Europe if he can't get 1031 01:15:53,210 --> 01:15:55,280 leave Mama's gonna take his place with 1032 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:56,930 any luck this baby will turn out better 1033 01:15:56,930 --> 01:15:58,240 than you 1034 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:02,330 Dumbo your forefather I doubt it I may 1035 01:16:02,330 --> 01:16:05,240 not be the father Rose says she was 1036 01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:06,200 fooling around 1037 01:16:06,200 --> 01:16:09,350 oh sure you don't know mama like me 1038 01:16:09,350 --> 01:16:11,750 would you hut you're making my baby 1039 01:16:11,750 --> 01:16:14,560 squirm hot milk mama 1040 01:16:14,560 --> 01:16:17,810 I'd rather of t know think of the 1041 01:16:17,810 --> 01:16:19,880 caffeine and here I'll put a pillow on 1042 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:23,030 your feet honey would you please help 1043 01:16:23,030 --> 01:16:27,100 Shirley I want to be alone okay 1044 01:16:35,970 --> 01:16:37,180 [Music] 1045 01:16:37,180 --> 01:16:42,560 my way Rufus Shirley why'd you lie to me 1046 01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:48,430 tonight mama wasn't out on that knee 1047 01:16:48,700 --> 01:16:53,210 look I'm willing to call a truce miss 1048 01:16:53,210 --> 01:16:56,230 situation calls for don't you think 1049 01:16:56,230 --> 01:16:59,690 how's she doing really how does any 1050 01:16:59,690 --> 01:17:01,880 middle-aged unwed mother doesn't want to 1051 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:04,250 admit her condition act you tell me mr. 1052 01:17:04,250 --> 01:17:08,540 smart making sarcastic ha ha only time 1053 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:10,220 she's been bearable to an Uncle Ben 1054 01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:13,960 calls and she can talk about California 1055 01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:17,390 was there anything I can do all right 1056 01:17:17,390 --> 01:17:20,630 quit looking snake bit I'll let you 1057 01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:22,760 carry the Tran but don't eat any cake 1058 01:17:22,760 --> 01:17:26,290 yourself man it's twice the calories now 1059 01:17:26,290 --> 01:17:29,090 and don't get any ideas this is only a 1060 01:17:29,090 --> 01:17:32,210 truce not a surrender I just have to go 1061 01:17:32,210 --> 01:17:33,620 to the bathroom and I don't want the 1062 01:17:33,620 --> 01:17:36,140 milk getting cold I don't want my hug 1063 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:38,770 alone with a baby 1064 01:17:38,830 --> 01:17:45,100 now be careful cuz it's hot Thanks 1065 01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:48,940 y'all feelin better now 1066 01:17:48,940 --> 01:17:52,810 oh I'm fine I'm just exhausted maybe the 1067 01:17:52,810 --> 01:17:54,730 - you shouldn't rest on the sofa I 1068 01:17:54,730 --> 01:17:58,659 didn't fix it - well it's alright I 1069 01:17:58,659 --> 01:18:01,929 rigged looter after you went to work you 1070 01:18:01,929 --> 01:18:09,940 want some K yeah yeah hmm the babies 1071 01:18:09,940 --> 01:18:15,130 took him cap Kathie Lee sure can I touch 1072 01:18:15,130 --> 01:18:16,420 - mama 1073 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:18,730 oh sure neither one of you could have 1074 01:18:18,730 --> 01:18:27,219 managed a long illness let's start 1075 01:18:27,219 --> 01:18:30,070 college in January I'll be moving to the 1076 01:18:30,070 --> 01:18:32,080 dorm so you and mama can carry on your 1077 01:18:32,080 --> 01:18:34,270 illicit affair fry them you're going to 1078 01:18:34,270 --> 01:18:37,330 college what [ __ ] the Lord daddy finally 1079 01:18:37,330 --> 01:18:39,940 got what he deserved his disability 1080 01:18:39,940 --> 01:18:42,639 checks came to his older dress and mama 1081 01:18:42,639 --> 01:18:46,179 cash them all last week you know what's 1082 01:18:46,179 --> 01:18:49,389 strange I get to go to college because 1083 01:18:49,389 --> 01:18:51,429 my mother forces checks that my father 1084 01:18:51,429 --> 01:18:53,409 deserved because his mistress shot him 1085 01:18:53,409 --> 01:18:59,590 in the leg she shot him in the lake yep 1086 01:18:59,590 --> 01:19:03,300 I never thought a big lad don't care 1087 01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:07,179 that [ __ ] Livan out a writer a 1088 01:19:07,179 --> 01:19:11,650 thank-you note you know surely you might 1089 01:19:11,650 --> 01:19:13,540 not make such a bad stepdaughter after 1090 01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:17,170 all should never marry you she's got too 1091 01:19:17,170 --> 01:19:21,550 much pride what's wrong with me besides 1092 01:19:21,550 --> 01:19:24,250 the obvious you're young enough to be 1093 01:19:24,250 --> 01:19:28,580 your son what else 1094 01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:31,880 no education I mean face it Bobby you 1095 01:19:31,880 --> 01:19:34,250 got no jobs future what you want to 1096 01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:43,780 marry you love weird 1097 01:19:45,590 --> 01:19:49,439 so how's ransom doing anyway not surely 1098 01:19:49,439 --> 01:19:51,300 I don't want my possible stepdaughter to 1099 01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:52,679 be messing around with you 1100 01:19:52,679 --> 01:20:09,749 crap it's been waiting for this yeah you 1101 01:20:09,749 --> 01:20:12,059 got damn Tiger Center swipes I've been 1102 01:20:12,059 --> 01:20:14,609 on the phone runs over his feet Claudine 1103 01:20:14,609 --> 01:20:31,979 we run that chairs this time I hope you 1104 01:20:31,979 --> 01:20:34,199 eat you surely give me a hand here 1105 01:20:34,199 --> 01:20:36,659 you're crazy I'm not touching that snake 1106 01:20:36,659 --> 01:20:39,349 yeah 1107 01:20:59,240 --> 01:21:02,300 [Music] 1108 01:21:04,709 --> 01:21:07,709 Sparkle 1109 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:13,649 [Music] 1110 01:21:17,110 --> 01:21:18,680 Merry Christmas 1111 01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:23,200 yeah same to you know let please fill it 1112 01:21:26,710 --> 01:21:29,140 nothing to worry about with him 1113 01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:33,710 Valentina was born in st. Louis Sam is 1114 01:21:33,710 --> 01:21:41,030 your baby boy daddy's nose I see fire 1115 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:42,620 waiting perhaps you know mrs. carrot or 1116 01:21:42,620 --> 01:21:44,600 the serpentarium over 100 different 1117 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,730 kinds of reptiles and animals most of 1118 01:21:46,730 --> 01:21:50,150 them vanishing species no I don't think 1119 01:21:50,150 --> 01:21:52,990 so just the gas we're in kind of a hurry 1120 01:21:52,990 --> 01:21:55,010 educate yourself about snakes mister 1121 01:21:55,010 --> 01:21:57,340 they're ugly but they're important 1122 01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:59,770 beau constrictor Goodridge ah has a rats 1123 01:21:59,770 --> 01:22:02,750 of course I suppose you got something 1124 01:22:02,750 --> 01:22:05,060 else reptiles you know I think that's 1125 01:22:05,060 --> 01:22:07,720 enough yes 1126 01:22:08,170 --> 01:22:11,489 [Music] 1127 01:22:29,780 --> 01:22:38,170 rest assured at least he died a painless 1128 01:23:00,940 --> 01:23:04,970 gotta turn your Tiger loose so to be a 1129 01:23:04,970 --> 01:23:07,820 listen to your boy you can't hold on to 1130 01:23:07,820 --> 01:23:10,670 things too long it's been the problem of 1131 01:23:10,670 --> 01:23:15,910 your life hold or not 1132 01:23:26,350 --> 01:23:46,699 [Music] 1133 01:23:48,480 --> 01:23:51,730 yeah mr. crock told me he was coming I 1134 01:23:51,730 --> 01:23:53,730 got a check here somewhere 1135 01:23:53,730 --> 01:23:56,770 [Music] 1136 01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:01,300 $8,000 a lot of money for a boy yeah 1137 01:24:01,300 --> 01:24:03,790 it's my college education yeah you want 1138 01:24:03,790 --> 01:24:08,980 to spend it on that you gonna have to 1139 01:24:08,980 --> 01:24:10,450 unload them yourself uh I gotta wait for 1140 01:24:10,450 --> 01:24:13,210 load of chimpanzees please take him on 1141 01:24:13,210 --> 01:24:16,150 down to section 6 3b how large a place 1142 01:24:16,150 --> 01:24:19,120 where we have no hundred 150 acres I 1143 01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:21,580 guess mr. Crockett wants to breed him 1144 01:24:21,580 --> 01:24:24,460 with that [ __ ] and Josephine wants to 1145 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:26,860 get them a litter of them laggers or tie 1146 01:24:26,860 --> 01:24:28,660 ons or whatever them half-breeds is 1147 01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:31,870 called just what a rich man needs his 1148 01:24:31,870 --> 01:24:35,200 own pet freak of nature value gonna turn 1149 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:36,070 loose out there 1150 01:24:36,070 --> 01:24:38,590 how did Joseph it get crippled as he 1151 01:24:38,590 --> 01:24:41,020 escaped once Stefan the jaw trap over in 1152 01:24:41,020 --> 01:24:41,860 Hays County 1153 01:24:41,860 --> 01:24:45,730 shoot her own foot off to get free well 1154 01:24:45,730 --> 01:24:47,530 she weren't too hard to run down after 1155 01:24:47,530 --> 01:24:48,840 that 1156 01:24:48,840 --> 01:25:03,830 [Music] 1157 01:25:03,830 --> 01:25:05,390 [Applause] 1158 01:25:05,390 --> 01:25:36,310 [Music] 1159 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:59,780 [Music] 1160 01:25:59,780 --> 01:26:02,349 oh boy 1161 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:07,859 [Music] 1162 01:26:13,040 --> 01:26:17,979 [Music] 1163 01:26:18,989 --> 01:26:21,130 how many armadillos did you give him 1164 01:26:21,130 --> 01:26:22,409 last night 1165 01:26:22,409 --> 01:26:26,050 - here's my Tiger I start feeding him 1166 01:26:26,050 --> 01:26:31,329 for ambulatory yes dr. Frank but this 1167 01:26:31,329 --> 01:26:32,530 was not an accident 1168 01:26:32,530 --> 01:26:37,530 oh he was clawed by a tiger 1169 01:26:39,209 --> 01:26:42,219 hmm ooh 1170 01:26:42,219 --> 01:26:44,019 long life swear you must have been a 1171 01:26:44,019 --> 01:26:46,949 large tiger huh 1172 01:26:47,169 --> 01:26:49,869 we'll need a tetanus booster and a 2 o 1173 01:26:49,869 --> 01:26:51,999 silk on a cutting needle have you fixed 1174 01:26:51,999 --> 01:26:57,669 up in a jiffy yes ma'am 1175 01:26:57,669 --> 01:26:59,979 Bubba drunk yeah you know I saw me in 1176 01:26:59,979 --> 01:27:02,979 the dark you look pretty tired Oh today 1177 01:27:02,979 --> 01:27:03,789 I'm tired 1178 01:27:03,789 --> 01:27:06,909 last night I was hog drunk if we're not 1179 01:27:06,909 --> 01:27:08,289 supposed to meet you this morning as a 1180 01:27:08,289 --> 01:27:12,369 serpentarium I'm so sorry oh no no 1181 01:27:12,369 --> 01:27:15,579 that's okay it's just as well you didn't 1182 01:27:15,579 --> 01:27:18,189 you were probably late or something well 1183 01:27:18,189 --> 01:27:20,889 I was late but the truth is I completely 1184 01:27:20,889 --> 01:27:23,499 forgot and if you are supposed to be in 1185 01:27:23,499 --> 01:27:25,630 school I make it up to you with a cup of 1186 01:27:25,630 --> 01:27:26,079 coffee 1187 01:27:26,079 --> 01:27:28,479 oh I'm not missing anything in fact I'd 1188 01:27:28,479 --> 01:27:30,789 like some coffee yeah but I can see that 1189 01:27:30,789 --> 01:27:32,949 you're busy right now oh how rude of me 1190 01:27:32,949 --> 01:27:35,050 above earth is the miss Apple miss Apple 1191 01:27:35,050 --> 01:27:36,909 this here is bubbled rump you remember 1192 01:27:36,909 --> 01:27:38,860 his mama she was the headmistress of the 1193 01:27:38,860 --> 01:27:41,369 old school oh of course she does 1194 01:27:41,369 --> 01:27:44,979 enchanted you know what let's find a 1195 01:27:44,979 --> 01:27:48,099 nice quiet place for mrs. Apple she 1196 01:27:48,099 --> 01:27:52,320 needs the rest and I need some coffee 1197 01:27:53,800 --> 01:27:58,400 it's a bad coffee and I don't know I'm 1198 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:01,040 not really drinking a coffee it makes me 1199 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:06,230 go to the bath house the wickedest nurse 1200 01:28:06,230 --> 01:28:09,350 in the third floor today hello dr. 1201 01:28:09,350 --> 01:28:11,570 shorts oh is that all I get 1202 01:28:11,570 --> 01:28:14,060 hello dr. shorts come on time's running 1203 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:16,070 out for us I've only got four more 1204 01:28:16,070 --> 01:28:17,330 months left in this hellhole 1205 01:28:17,330 --> 01:28:18,890 before I go back to Minneapolis well 1206 01:28:18,890 --> 01:28:21,410 I'll miss you I'm sure hey and I've 1207 01:28:21,410 --> 01:28:22,280 missed you too 1208 01:28:22,280 --> 01:28:24,560 completely how about going to the big 1209 01:28:24,560 --> 01:28:26,090 dance with me I drove through town this 1210 01:28:26,090 --> 01:28:27,860 morning those rednecks are really 1211 01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:29,540 getting it together for round up I think 1212 01:28:29,540 --> 01:28:31,580 I even saw a legendary cowpoke or two 1213 01:28:31,580 --> 01:28:33,530 what do you say I wear my chaps and 1214 01:28:33,530 --> 01:28:36,230 nothing else wow what great sense he 1215 01:28:36,230 --> 01:28:38,630 doesn't even break sense of humor she's 1216 01:28:38,630 --> 01:28:43,310 already going out with me I said oh oh 1217 01:28:43,310 --> 01:28:45,560 and pass the word among the staff that I 1218 01:28:45,560 --> 01:28:47,870 only go out with men under the age of 20 1219 01:28:47,870 --> 01:28:52,060 that way we're both on our sexual Peaks 1220 01:28:54,010 --> 01:28:57,710 gynecologist you know I really gotta go 1221 01:28:57,710 --> 01:28:59,210 and you just finish your coffee okay you 1222 01:28:59,210 --> 01:29:02,170 know I'm I'm serious about the roundup 1223 01:29:02,170 --> 01:29:05,260 you wouldn't have to dance with me I 1224 01:29:05,260 --> 01:29:10,340 just think you need to get out why did 1225 01:29:10,340 --> 01:29:14,840 you come to the hospital you came to ask 1226 01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:20,750 me out didn't you yes ma'am that's why I 1227 01:29:20,750 --> 01:29:22,700 came to the hospital was to ask you out 1228 01:29:22,700 --> 01:29:29,450 oh that's nice you liked it 1229 01:29:29,450 --> 01:29:34,370 oh I'm sorry about the caterpillars on 1230 01:29:34,370 --> 01:29:39,640 your car heck then blow right off Oh 1231 01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:42,220 miss Botz 1232 01:29:42,220 --> 01:29:45,970 I'll see you in the morning 1233 01:29:55,130 --> 01:29:58,880 [Music] 1234 01:30:04,470 --> 01:30:07,549 [Music] 1235 01:30:12,119 --> 01:30:14,800 so this is what an old retired 1236 01:30:14,800 --> 01:30:17,429 veterinarian looks like in the model 1237 01:30:17,429 --> 01:30:20,829 look fear one heck of a lot better but 1238 01:30:20,829 --> 01:30:22,629 didn't go around with a retired cop to 1239 01:30:22,629 --> 01:30:31,749 all hours of the night look Morris 1240 01:30:31,749 --> 01:30:38,459 Sinclair what how deep I Wow 1241 01:30:38,459 --> 01:30:41,679 well looks of you I guess your date with 1242 01:30:41,679 --> 01:30:43,510 that other Cannavaro Sablan pretty well 1243 01:30:43,510 --> 01:30:46,419 yeah the last part especially and I hope 1244 01:30:46,419 --> 01:30:50,349 Shirley didn't get too pregnant they 1245 01:30:50,349 --> 01:30:53,050 ain't got all the parts is my main 1246 01:30:53,050 --> 01:30:57,099 objection no look this fault here he's 1247 01:30:57,099 --> 01:31:00,309 missing his arms which bothers me but 1248 01:31:00,309 --> 01:31:02,289 hell worst of it is he ain't even got 1249 01:31:02,289 --> 01:31:05,070 shoulders Oh neither do you anymore 1250 01:31:05,070 --> 01:31:07,899 amazes me how your shirt stay on the way 1251 01:31:07,899 --> 01:31:10,539 your shoulders have shrunk still this 1252 01:31:10,539 --> 01:31:14,550 was more than a fossil like you can say 1253 01:31:14,550 --> 01:31:18,429 you just do that pretty good I got a 1254 01:31:18,429 --> 01:31:19,659 feeling Sinclair that you're gonna 1255 01:31:19,659 --> 01:31:21,489 mention your sister's name again and I 1256 01:31:21,489 --> 01:31:24,820 don't want to hear it Claudine now why 1257 01:31:24,820 --> 01:31:27,280 would I mention her she's just the best 1258 01:31:27,280 --> 01:31:28,959 cook in the county one of a few good 1259 01:31:28,959 --> 01:31:32,679 dancing partners left alive hell you 1260 01:31:32,679 --> 01:31:34,329 must been thinking about her you brung a 1261 01:31:34,329 --> 01:31:36,129 name up I heard her name every five 1262 01:31:36,129 --> 01:31:38,590 minutes last night I was still good 1263 01:31:38,590 --> 01:31:40,510 enough sense to avoid bohemian women 1264 01:31:40,510 --> 01:31:43,329 especially her waitressing in a beer 1265 01:31:43,329 --> 01:31:47,229 joint at her age you uptight old Turkey 1266 01:31:47,229 --> 01:31:49,329 I'm not gonna stick around and listen to 1267 01:31:49,329 --> 01:31:52,079 your insults 1268 01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:55,310 I think I could like fiood ears he'd 1269 01:31:55,310 --> 01:32:06,170 almost have a face Charlie he's taking 1270 01:32:06,170 --> 01:32:08,780 my sister to the dance if I have to bait 1271 01:32:08,780 --> 01:32:13,600 in there with whisky you may have to 1272 01:32:14,170 --> 01:32:17,300 know he's completely given up on the 1273 01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:20,420 little since Abby passed off oh you 1274 01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:21,770 better get with them pretty quick 1275 01:32:21,770 --> 01:32:29,420 Kirsten use it or lose it 1276 01:32:29,420 --> 01:32:33,230 ain't that what the song say I'll talk 1277 01:32:33,230 --> 01:32:35,840 to dad for you yeah you do that 1278 01:32:35,840 --> 01:32:39,460 took up my sister so 1279 01:32:54,850 --> 01:33:13,420 valentino get around that water Hey 1280 01:33:34,110 --> 01:33:54,350 we can sweat it up hey little one 1281 01:33:57,200 --> 01:34:00,300 [Music] 1282 01:34:15,620 --> 01:34:18,699 [Music] 1283 01:34:53,170 --> 01:35:05,630 belly up crouched keep looking at me and 1284 01:35:05,630 --> 01:35:06,920 move slow Twitter 1285 01:35:06,920 --> 01:35:09,380 don't look behind you you think you see 1286 01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:21,460 him he'll attack don't worry son 1287 01:35:21,460 --> 01:35:26,469 what you're feeling is man's first fear 1288 01:35:26,500 --> 01:35:29,540 fear of being fooled you'll need 1289 01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:33,350 stitches that's all I'll put a temporary 1290 01:35:33,350 --> 01:35:36,040 bandage on that 1291 01:35:39,360 --> 01:35:45,189 [Music] 1292 01:35:49,950 --> 01:36:08,369 [Music] 1293 01:36:15,330 --> 01:36:25,979 [Music] 1294 01:36:36,380 --> 01:36:40,360 I can yeah 1295 01:36:46,610 --> 01:36:49,689 [Music] 1296 01:36:52,090 --> 01:36:55,189 [Music] 1297 01:36:55,250 --> 01:36:57,580 try again 1298 01:36:59,380 --> 01:37:02,659 [Music] 1299 01:37:10,820 --> 01:37:13,820 [ __ ] 1300 01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:20,689 [Music] 1301 01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:24,350 how can she 1302 01:37:26,040 --> 01:37:31,669 [Music] 1303 01:37:39,269 --> 01:37:41,960 another night 1304 01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:49,080 telephone 1305 01:37:49,080 --> 01:37:52,220 [Music] 1306 01:37:54,860 --> 01:37:57,950 [Music] 1307 01:38:00,750 --> 01:38:03,920 [Music] 1308 01:38:09,740 --> 01:38:16,710 don't wait the whole neighborhood god 1309 01:38:16,710 --> 01:38:19,080 what is that smells like that spray 1310 01:38:19,080 --> 01:38:22,110 displeased that [ __ ] did this on 1311 01:38:22,110 --> 01:38:24,360 purpose if I haven't told you this 1312 01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:26,280 before Mama's against me having sex 1313 01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:30,800 she'd definitely need psychiatric help 1314 01:38:31,550 --> 01:38:34,800 keep your paws off until I say okay I 1315 01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:37,500 was just looking you're the prettiest 1316 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:43,400 girl I ever been out with probably hey 1317 01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:47,810 what's that Sam visit her is she coming 1318 01:38:47,810 --> 01:38:51,720 no it's not your mother what are you 1319 01:38:51,720 --> 01:38:57,470 doing sound disappointed 1320 01:38:57,470 --> 01:39:01,410 you want to get caught what is that 1321 01:39:01,410 --> 01:39:06,750 noise oh I got a move 1322 01:39:06,750 --> 01:39:09,030 look at my hood class it looks like 1323 01:39:09,030 --> 01:39:12,510 they'll fit don't move honey if you stay 1324 01:39:12,510 --> 01:39:15,050 here I'll let you see all of me you want 1325 01:39:15,050 --> 01:39:23,790 above the waist no way well it's dark 1326 01:39:23,790 --> 01:39:27,650 you know I'd like to see what I'm seeing 1327 01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:30,900 okay I'll let you use it on one 1328 01:39:30,900 --> 01:39:33,450 condition what get me a date for round 1329 01:39:33,450 --> 01:39:35,790 it with ransom McKnight it'll be my 1330 01:39:35,790 --> 01:39:38,790 pleasure to meet you with Randy no sex 1331 01:39:38,790 --> 01:39:41,130 don't worry this is purely a clinical 1332 01:39:41,130 --> 01:39:43,410 exam you broke the backbone of my 1333 01:39:43,410 --> 01:39:47,670 passion you're a weird you're the most 1334 01:39:47,670 --> 01:39:51,410 perverted boy I've ever been out with 1335 01:39:56,960 --> 01:39:58,560 no way 1336 01:39:58,560 --> 01:40:04,800 leave me alone get inside you [ __ ] 1337 01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:09,780 you're ruining my life and I don't need 1338 01:40:09,780 --> 01:40:11,909 any more lectures about men I'll learn 1339 01:40:11,909 --> 01:40:13,320 everything I need to know living with 1340 01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:15,659 daddy it's gonna ask me to come you wait 1341 01:40:15,659 --> 01:40:17,900 and see 1342 01:40:23,330 --> 01:40:29,690 thank you in there Bubber drum yes ma'am 1343 01:40:29,690 --> 01:40:32,010 have you been having your way with my 1344 01:40:32,010 --> 01:40:37,860 daughter no ma'am not exactly but you 1345 01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:39,900 wanted to go further didn't you yes 1346 01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:41,100 ma'am I do 1347 01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:46,710 did I knew your mama she taught me 1348 01:40:46,710 --> 01:40:48,570 through three grades in the old school I 1349 01:40:48,570 --> 01:40:49,469 just loved her 1350 01:40:49,469 --> 01:40:52,469 she's been really shame to you than that 1351 01:40:52,469 --> 01:40:58,530 mm-hm why don't you sit down you can 1352 01:40:58,530 --> 01:41:04,909 look nice 1353 01:41:04,959 --> 01:41:08,559 oh I am pooped 1354 01:41:08,559 --> 01:41:11,380 no I want to go in and face her yeah 1355 01:41:11,380 --> 01:41:17,349 ah friends ears no as a roadkill for 1356 01:41:17,349 --> 01:41:20,639 Valentino I'm trying to get him off Alpo 1357 01:41:20,639 --> 01:41:22,900 I'm preparing him for his freedom 1358 01:41:22,900 --> 01:41:26,709 I once about a year ago I saw inside the 1359 01:41:26,709 --> 01:41:27,689 cage 1360 01:41:27,689 --> 01:41:30,820 it's who you're harassing I sold down at 1361 01:41:30,820 --> 01:41:32,679 first I thought it was killing us well 1362 01:41:32,679 --> 01:41:34,469 we're still wrestle 1363 01:41:34,469 --> 01:41:38,829 not as much I'd hoped you were well it's 1364 01:41:38,829 --> 01:41:40,809 been nice talking with but now I gotta 1365 01:41:40,809 --> 01:41:43,689 go in there and holler at my daughter if 1366 01:41:43,689 --> 01:41:45,219 you'd like you can stop by in the 1367 01:41:45,219 --> 01:41:47,110 morning and watch us wrestle buff 1368 01:41:47,110 --> 01:41:49,380 clothes 93024

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