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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,481 --> 00:00:24,521 One double room without bath for the 16th, 17th and 18th. 2 00:00:24,601 --> 00:00:27,001 Yes, and if you'd be so good as to confirm by letter? 3 00:00:27,081 --> 00:00:28,841 Thank you so much, goodbye. 4 00:00:28,961 --> 00:00:31,577 - Have you made up the bill for room 12, basil? - No, I haven't yet, no. 5 00:00:31,601 --> 00:00:34,761 Well, they're in a hurry, Polly says they didn't get their alarm call. 6 00:00:35,601 --> 00:00:37,881 Please get that picture up, it's been there for a week. 7 00:00:37,961 --> 00:00:39,521 It's been there since Monday, Sybil. 8 00:00:39,601 --> 00:00:41,921 Tuesday, wed nesday, th u rsday... 9 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:44,201 Good morning. Friday, sat... 10 00:00:49,281 --> 00:00:50,441 Manuel! 11 00:00:50,521 --> 00:00:54,201 There is too much butter on those trays. 12 00:00:54,281 --> 00:00:58,521 - 0ué? - There is too much butter on those trays. 13 00:00:58,601 --> 00:00:59,921 -No, no, no, sefior! —what? 14 00:01:00,001 --> 00:01:02,881 Not "on those trays". 15 00:01:02,961 --> 00:01:05,601 No, sir, ”una, dos, tres. ” 16 00:01:05,681 --> 00:01:07,281 - Uno, dos, tres. - No, no. 17 00:01:07,361 --> 00:01:10,001 Hay mucho burro all/7 18 00:01:10,081 --> 00:01:11,161 oué? 19 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:13,681 Hay mucho burro all/7 20 00:01:13,761 --> 00:01:15,761 - ah, mantequilla! - Wh at? Qué? 21 00:01:15,841 --> 00:01:20,201 Mantequilla. Burro is... is hee-haw. 22 00:01:20,641 --> 00:01:21,681 What? 23 00:01:21,761 --> 00:01:23,841 Burro. Burro is hee-haw, hee-haw. 24 00:01:23,921 --> 00:01:26,801 - Manuel, por favor. UN momenta. - 5/, 51, si: 25 00:01:26,881 --> 00:01:29,337 - What's the matter, basil? - Nothing, dear, I'm just dealing with it. 26 00:01:29,361 --> 00:01:32,121 - He speak good... how do you say? - Engush! 27 00:01:32,201 --> 00:01:35,801 Mantequilla solamente dos. 28 00:01:35,881 --> 00:01:36,961 Dos? 29 00:01:38,041 --> 00:01:40,417 Don't look at me, you're the one who's supposed to be able to speak it. 30 00:01:40,441 --> 00:01:41,721 Two pieces! 31 00:01:41,801 --> 00:01:44,401 Two each! Arriba, arriba! 32 00:01:46,641 --> 00:01:48,721 I don't know why you wanted to hire him, basil. 33 00:01:48,801 --> 00:01:50,761 Because he's cheap and keen to learn, dear. 34 00:01:50,841 --> 00:01:52,521 And in this day and age such... 35 00:01:52,601 --> 00:01:54,561 But why did you say you could speak the language? 36 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:58,201 I learned classical Spanish, not the strange dialect he seems to have picked up. 37 00:01:58,281 --> 00:02:00,521 It'd be quicker to train a monkey. 38 00:02:00,961 --> 00:02:02,777 Good morning, miss gatsby. Morning, miss tibbs. 39 00:02:02,801 --> 00:02:04,601 Good morning, good morning. 40 00:02:07,841 --> 00:02:09,481 - Basil! - Yes, dear? 41 00:02:09,561 --> 00:02:10,961 Are you going to hang the picture? 42 00:02:11,041 --> 00:02:12,721 - Yes, I am, dear. - When? 43 00:02:12,801 --> 00:02:15,481 - When I've, when I've... - Well, why don't you do it now? 44 00:02:15,561 --> 00:02:17,057 I'm doing this, dear, I'm doing the menu. 45 00:02:17,081 --> 00:02:20,961 You've got all morning to do the menu. Why don't you hang the picture now? 46 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,737 - Well? - Yes, all right, I won't do the menu. 47 00:02:22,761 --> 00:02:24,657 I don't think you realise how long it takes to do the menu, 48 00:02:24,681 --> 00:02:26,377 but no, it doesn't matter, I'll hang the picture now. 49 00:02:26,401 --> 00:02:27,977 If the menus are late for lunch, it doesn't matter, 50 00:02:28,001 --> 00:02:31,321 the guests can all come and look at the picture till they are ready, right? 51 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:32,681 Lower. 52 00:02:34,001 --> 00:02:35,201 Lower. 53 00:02:35,481 --> 00:02:36,601 Up a bit. 54 00:02:37,081 --> 00:02:39,161 - There. - Thank you, dear. Thank you so much. 55 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:41,241 I don't know where I'd be without you. 56 00:02:41,321 --> 00:02:43,001 In the land of the living, probably. 57 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,641 Yes? 58 00:02:48,841 --> 00:02:50,641 Could we have our bill, please? 59 00:02:51,121 --> 00:02:52,601 Well, can you wait a minute? 60 00:02:52,681 --> 00:02:56,361 I'm afraid we're bit late for our train, we didn't get our alarm call. 61 00:02:56,841 --> 00:02:58,081 Right. 62 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:01,841 I was up at 5:00, you know, we do have staff problems. 63 00:03:01,921 --> 00:03:03,521 I'm so sorry it's not all done by magic. 64 00:03:03,561 --> 00:03:04,801 Basil, are you doing the menu? 65 00:03:04,881 --> 00:03:06,201 No, I'm not doing the menu, dear. 66 00:03:06,281 --> 00:03:08,921 I am doing the bill for these charming people who are in a hurry. 67 00:03:09,001 --> 00:03:10,681 I'm sorry to cause all this trouble, 68 00:03:10,761 --> 00:03:13,081 but the reason we're late is we didn't get our alarm call. 69 00:03:13,161 --> 00:03:14,561 Oh, dear, I am sorry. 70 00:03:14,681 --> 00:03:17,801 - Basil, why didn't they get their alarm call? - Because I forgot. 71 00:03:17,881 --> 00:03:20,521 I am so sorry I am not perfect! 72 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,801 There you are, there's the bill. 73 00:03:22,881 --> 00:03:25,121 Perhaps you'd pay my wife, I have to put the picture up, 74 00:03:25,201 --> 00:03:27,401 if there aren't any dustbins to be cleaned out. 75 00:03:27,481 --> 00:03:28,761 Newspapers! 76 00:03:35,561 --> 00:03:37,281 Goodbye. See you again. 77 00:03:40,641 --> 00:03:42,121 Don't forget the picture, basil. 78 00:03:42,201 --> 00:03:43,641 I won't, dear, leave it to me. 79 00:03:43,721 --> 00:03:45,961 I'm going out now. I expect it to be up when I come back. 80 00:03:47,001 --> 00:03:48,201 Drive carefully, dear. 81 00:03:50,241 --> 00:03:52,121 - Good morning, major. - Morning, fawlty. 82 00:03:52,241 --> 00:03:55,641 I do apologise for the tardiness of the arrival of your newspaper this morning, major. 83 00:03:55,681 --> 00:03:57,921 I will speak to them again, see if something can be done. 84 00:03:58,001 --> 00:04:00,801 Ah, more strikes. Dustmen, post office... 85 00:04:00,881 --> 00:04:02,521 It makes you want to cry, doesn't it? 86 00:04:02,641 --> 00:04:06,201 What's happened to the old idea of doing something for your fellow man, of service? 87 00:04:06,281 --> 00:04:07,737 - I mean, today, people... - Mr fawlty? 88 00:04:07,761 --> 00:04:10,041 Yes, I'm coming! Wait a moment! 89 00:04:11,241 --> 00:04:12,577 They treat you like dirt, you know? 90 00:04:12,601 --> 00:04:13,841 Of course it's pure ignorance, 91 00:04:13,961 --> 00:04:16,977 - but with the class of guests one gets nowadays... - D'Oliveira made a hundred! 92 00:04:17,001 --> 00:04:18,561 Did he? Did he really? 93 00:04:18,641 --> 00:04:21,601 Good for him, good old Dolly. Well, well, well... 94 00:04:21,681 --> 00:04:22,841 Thank you, Polly. 95 00:04:22,921 --> 00:04:25,201 We're only staying till Sunday. 96 00:04:26,401 --> 00:04:27,881 Right, thank you. 97 00:04:53,161 --> 00:04:55,361 Ah, I thought you were going out, dear. 98 00:04:55,641 --> 00:04:56,921 What's this? 99 00:04:57,401 --> 00:04:59,921 - I decided, Sybil, to advertise. - How much did it cost? 100 00:05:00,001 --> 00:05:01,881 Oh, I haven't... 15? 101 00:05:05,241 --> 00:05:07,121 I have told you where we advertise. 102 00:05:07,201 --> 00:05:10,361 - Sybil, I know the hotel business. - No, you don't, basil. 103 00:05:10,441 --> 00:05:13,001 Sybil, we've got to try and attract a better class of person. 104 00:05:13,081 --> 00:05:14,081 Why? 105 00:05:14,161 --> 00:05:16,721 - We're losing tone. - We're making money. 106 00:05:16,801 --> 00:05:19,241 - Yes, yes. - Just. 107 00:05:19,321 --> 00:05:23,041 Yes, but now we can try and build up a higher class of clientele! 108 00:05:23,361 --> 00:05:24,641 Turn away some of the riffraff. 109 00:05:24,721 --> 00:05:26,361 So long as they pay their bills, basil. 110 00:05:26,441 --> 00:05:28,841 Is that all that matters to you, Sybil? Money? 111 00:05:28,921 --> 00:05:31,401 This advertisement is a waste of £40. 112 00:05:31,481 --> 00:05:33,921 One moment. One moment, please. 113 00:05:35,561 --> 00:05:37,281 - Well? - Well? 114 00:05:37,401 --> 00:05:40,641 My dear woman, sir Richard and lady Morris, arriving this evening. For two nights. 115 00:05:40,721 --> 00:05:42,761 You see, they saw our advertisement in country life. 116 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:44,881 - I wish they were staying a week. - Well, so do I. 117 00:05:44,961 --> 00:05:47,401 - Might pay for the ad then. - Sybil, look. 118 00:05:47,481 --> 00:05:51,641 If we can attract this class of customer, I mean, the sky's the limit! 119 00:05:51,721 --> 00:05:54,361 Basil, 22 rooms is the limit! 120 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,161 I mean, have you seen the people in room six? 121 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:59,201 They've never even sat on chairs before. 122 00:05:59,281 --> 00:06:01,881 They are the commonest, vulgarest, most... 123 00:06:13,881 --> 00:06:15,161 'Allo. 124 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:18,001 Got a room? 125 00:06:19,401 --> 00:06:20,561 I beg your pardon? 126 00:06:21,161 --> 00:06:22,761 Got a room for tonight, mate? 127 00:06:24,081 --> 00:06:26,721 - I shall have to see, sir. A single? - Yeah. 128 00:06:27,201 --> 00:06:29,321 No, make it a double. I feel lucky today. 129 00:06:31,921 --> 00:06:33,961 - Hello. - Good morning. 130 00:06:37,801 --> 00:06:39,481 - Onlyjoking. - No, we haven't. 131 00:06:39,561 --> 00:06:41,441 - —What? - Haven't any rooms. Good day. 132 00:06:41,521 --> 00:06:45,321 - Number seven is free, basil. - Mr tone is in number seven, dear. 133 00:06:45,401 --> 00:06:47,801 No, he left while you were putting the picture up, basil. 134 00:06:48,361 --> 00:06:50,961 - You have luggage, sir? - Just one case. 135 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:53,881 In the car. The white sports. 136 00:06:55,361 --> 00:06:57,841 - Fill this in, would you, sir? - If you can. 137 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,121 Hope you enjoy your stay, mr brown. 138 00:07:03,801 --> 00:07:08,681 Manuel, would you fetch this gentleman's case from the car outside? 139 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,121 Take it to room seven? 140 00:07:11,441 --> 00:07:13,201 -Is not easy for me. —what? 141 00:07:13,281 --> 00:07:15,281 Is not easy for me... enteno'er. 142 00:07:15,361 --> 00:07:17,081 It's not easy for you to understand. 143 00:07:17,161 --> 00:07:20,681 Manuel... We're training him. He's from Barcelona. 144 00:07:22,321 --> 00:07:23,441 In Spain. 145 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:25,921 - 0btener la val/5a... - 0ué? 146 00:07:26,001 --> 00:07:28,041 Ia valisa en El, 147 00:07:28,121 --> 00:07:32,001 er, auto bianco sport/v. 148 00:07:32,081 --> 00:07:34,121 Y... a la sala... 149 00:07:34,201 --> 00:07:35,761 Siete... por fa vor. 150 00:07:37,561 --> 00:07:39,921 - Pronto. - Is impossible. 151 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,441 - —What? - Is impossible. 152 00:07:41,521 --> 00:07:42,881 Look, it's perfectly simple! 153 00:07:42,961 --> 00:07:47,201 Manuel, s/rvase buscar mi equ1joaje qué esta' en El automo'vil blanco 154 00:07:47,281 --> 00:07:50,041 y to trae a la sala numero siete. 155 00:07:50,121 --> 00:07:52,001 Senor habla espafiol! 156 00:07:52,081 --> 00:07:54,001 So'lo UN poco, lo siento. 157 00:07:54,081 --> 00:07:57,281 - Pero he olvidaa'o mucho. - No, no, habla muy bien. 158 00:07:57,361 --> 00:08:00,161 - Muy muy bien. Formidable! - Gracias, gracias. 159 00:08:00,241 --> 00:08:01,641 To v0 y a coger anora. 160 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:09,481 Well, if there's anything else, I'm sure Manuel will be able to tell you, 161 00:08:09,561 --> 00:08:11,441 as you seem to get on so well together. 162 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:38,441 Hello, dear, just doing the picture. 163 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:42,201 Don't forget the menu. 164 00:08:43,881 --> 00:08:45,161 I beg your pardon? 165 00:08:45,401 --> 00:08:46,801 Don't forget the menu. 166 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:49,441 I thought you said you wanted... Right! I'll do the menu. 167 00:08:51,521 --> 00:08:54,217 You could have had them both done by now if you hadn't spent the whole morning 168 00:08:54,241 --> 00:08:56,641 skulking in there listening to that racket. 169 00:08:56,721 --> 00:08:58,001 Racket? 170 00:08:58,761 --> 00:09:01,241 That's brahms! 171 00:09:01,321 --> 00:09:03,241 Brahms' third racket! 172 00:09:06,761 --> 00:09:08,361 The whole morning? 173 00:09:08,521 --> 00:09:10,001 I had two bars. 174 00:09:11,961 --> 00:09:12,961 Ready to order? 175 00:09:13,041 --> 00:09:16,361 - Yeah. What's a gralefrit? - Grapefruit. 176 00:09:17,561 --> 00:09:21,841 - And creme pot... pot Rouge? - Portuguese. Tomato soup. 177 00:09:21,921 --> 00:09:23,281 I'll have the gralefrit. 178 00:09:24,081 --> 00:09:28,641 - Now balm carousel... lamb? - Casserole. 179 00:09:28,721 --> 00:09:31,841 - Sounds good. Does it come with a smile? - It comes with sprouts or carrots. 180 00:09:31,961 --> 00:09:34,881 - Smile's extra, is it? - You'll get one if you eat up all your sprouts. 181 00:09:37,281 --> 00:09:38,401 Waiter! 182 00:09:46,041 --> 00:09:47,321 I beg your pardon? 183 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,841 Oh, hello. Can I have some wine, please? 184 00:09:50,921 --> 00:09:54,161 The waiter is busy, sir, but I will bring you the carte o'es vins 185 00:09:54,281 --> 00:09:57,641 - when I've finished attending to this gentleman. - Fine. No hurry. 186 00:09:58,201 --> 00:10:00,601 Good, how nice, how very thoughtful. 187 00:10:00,681 --> 00:10:02,881 I trust the beer is to your satisfaction, sir? 188 00:10:02,961 --> 00:10:05,001 Yes, fine. 189 00:10:05,081 --> 00:10:07,641 Good. May I wish you bon appétit. 190 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:09,281 Thank you. 191 00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:10,641 Manuel! 192 00:10:11,641 --> 00:10:12,681 Senor. 193 00:10:12,761 --> 00:10:15,081 - Would you fetch the wine list, please? - S/, senor. 194 00:10:16,721 --> 00:10:18,801 - The wine list. - S/'? 195 00:10:19,201 --> 00:10:21,161 - The wine... vino. - Sefior. 196 00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:23,201 No, no. The list. 197 00:10:24,361 --> 00:10:25,961 There, there, the list! 198 00:10:27,401 --> 00:10:31,361 The list, there! The red... there! 199 00:10:33,041 --> 00:10:34,201 There! 200 00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:37,721 Thank you, Manuel. 201 00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:40,001 Go away. 202 00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:45,641 - Have you got a half bottle of the beaujolais? - Yes. 203 00:10:45,961 --> 00:10:47,081 Oh, fine. 204 00:10:47,161 --> 00:10:49,081 Right! Never mind! Never mind! 205 00:10:49,161 --> 00:10:51,481 Manuel, another grapefruit for table 12, please. 206 00:10:51,601 --> 00:10:54,801 Manuel! I do beg your pardon. I'm so sorry. 207 00:11:03,081 --> 00:11:04,441 - Th row it away. - 0ué? 208 00:11:04,521 --> 00:11:06,241 Th row it away. 209 00:11:06,321 --> 00:11:07,361 Th row it away? 210 00:11:07,441 --> 00:11:08,681 Throw it away! 211 00:11:15,281 --> 00:11:16,481 Sorry. 212 00:11:17,961 --> 00:11:19,801 Sorry, sorry! Sorry about that. 213 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:28,001 - Sorry about that. - No, I like a bit of cabaret. 214 00:11:28,361 --> 00:11:31,521 - You left your sketch. - Sorry. 215 00:11:31,601 --> 00:11:32,961 It's very good. Do you sell any? 216 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,521 Enough to keep me in waitressing. 217 00:11:35,681 --> 00:11:38,081 One half bottle of beaujolais. 218 00:11:40,361 --> 00:11:43,041 - Sybil. - Someone at reception, dear. 219 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,401 Yes, yes, well, yes? 220 00:11:49,321 --> 00:11:52,217 Well, I was wondering if you could offer me accommodation for a few nights? 221 00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:53,481 Well, have you booked? 222 00:11:53,561 --> 00:11:55,001 - I'm sorry? - Have you booked? 223 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:56,641 - No. - Oh, dear. 224 00:11:56,721 --> 00:11:57,921 Why, are you full? 225 00:11:58,401 --> 00:12:01,361 We're not full, we're not full. 226 00:12:01,441 --> 00:12:02,961 Of course we're not full! 227 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,921 - —I'd like... - One moment, please. 228 00:12:07,921 --> 00:12:09,401 - Yes? - A single room with a... 229 00:12:09,481 --> 00:12:10,881 Could I have your name? 230 00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,361 - Melbury. - One second, please. 231 00:12:12,441 --> 00:12:13,561 Hello? 232 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:16,241 Yes, mr O'Reilly, well, it's perfectly simple. 233 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:17,921 When I asked you to build me a wall, 234 00:12:18,001 --> 00:12:21,041 I was rather hoping that instead of just dumping the bricks in a pile, 235 00:12:21,121 --> 00:12:23,681 you might have found time to cement them together, 236 00:12:23,761 --> 00:12:26,801 you know, one on top of the other, in the traditional fashion. 237 00:12:26,881 --> 00:12:28,321 Could you fill it in, please? 238 00:12:28,961 --> 00:12:30,801 Splendid. 239 00:12:30,881 --> 00:12:33,801 Yes, but when, mr O'Reilly? 240 00:12:33,881 --> 00:12:35,601 There, there! 241 00:12:36,561 --> 00:12:38,201 Yes, but when? 242 00:12:39,121 --> 00:12:43,161 Yes, yes, the flu, yes. 243 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:45,361 Both names, please. 244 00:12:45,441 --> 00:12:48,561 Yes, I should have guessed, mr O'Reilly, that and the potato famine, I suppose. 245 00:12:48,641 --> 00:12:50,401 I beg your pardon? 246 00:12:50,481 --> 00:12:52,281 Would you put both your names, please? 247 00:12:52,521 --> 00:12:55,121 - Well, would you give me a date? - Yeah, I only use one. 248 00:12:55,721 --> 00:12:56,961 You don't have a first name? 249 00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,601 No, I am lord melbury, so I simply sign "melbury." 250 00:13:03,881 --> 00:13:05,001 Go away. 251 00:13:05,081 --> 00:13:07,761 I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting, your lordship. 252 00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:09,961 I do apologise, please forgive me. 253 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:14,161 Is there something, anything, that I can do for you? Anything at all? 254 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:17,001 - Well, I have filled this in... - Please don't bother with that. 255 00:13:17,081 --> 00:13:19,801 Now, a room? A special room, a single? 256 00:13:19,881 --> 00:13:20,961 A double? A suite? 257 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,257 We don't have any suites, but we do have some beautiful doubles... 258 00:13:23,281 --> 00:13:25,681 - No, just a single. - Just a single. Absolutely! 259 00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,601 How very wise if I may say so, your honour. 260 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:30,441 - With a bath? - Naturally, naturally. 261 00:13:30,961 --> 00:13:32,681 Nature/lement. 262 00:13:34,561 --> 00:13:39,121 - I shall be staying for one or two nights... - Please. Manuel! 263 00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:46,761 - It's rather grey today, isn't it? - Yes, it is, rather. 264 00:13:46,841 --> 00:13:49,001 Of course, usually down here it's quite beautiful, 265 00:13:49,081 --> 00:13:51,761 but today is a real old rotter. 266 00:13:54,441 --> 00:13:55,561 Manuel. 267 00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,881 - Still, it's good for the wheat. - Yes, I suppose so. 268 00:13:58,961 --> 00:14:01,441 I hear it's coming along wonderfully at the moment. 269 00:14:01,521 --> 00:14:03,721 Thank god! I love the wheat. 270 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,001 There's no sight like a field of wheat waving in the... 271 00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:09,321 Waving in... Manuel! 272 00:14:12,081 --> 00:14:14,521 Well, how are you? I mean if it's not a personal question. 273 00:14:14,601 --> 00:14:16,881 Well, it is a personal... Let me take your cases for you. 274 00:14:16,961 --> 00:14:19,001 Thank you very much. They're just outside. 275 00:14:19,081 --> 00:14:21,281 Splendid. Thank you so much. I won't be one moment. 276 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:33,521 - Lord melbury. Mayl introduce my wife? - Yes, we have met. 277 00:14:33,601 --> 00:14:37,161 - My wife, mayl introduce his lordship? - Thank you, basil, we've sorted it out. 278 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:38,721 Splendid, splendid. 279 00:14:38,841 --> 00:14:42,841 I wonder, could I deposit this case with you? It's just a few valuables. 280 00:14:42,921 --> 00:14:45,081 Valuables, of course. Please let me take it now. 281 00:14:45,161 --> 00:14:46,721 I'll put it in the safe straight away. 282 00:14:46,841 --> 00:14:50,097 - Sybil, would you put this in the safe, please? - I'm just off to the kitchen, basil. 283 00:14:50,121 --> 00:14:51,441 Well, if you're too busy. 284 00:14:51,521 --> 00:14:53,897 Nice to have met you, lord melbury. Hope you enjoy your stay. 285 00:14:53,921 --> 00:14:56,017 - Thank you so much. - I'll do it then, then I'll do the picture. 286 00:14:56,041 --> 00:14:57,921 I'll put this away in one moment, your lord. 287 00:14:58,001 --> 00:15:01,601 Manuel, would you take these cases to room 21. 288 00:15:01,881 --> 00:15:02,921 Oué? 289 00:15:03,001 --> 00:15:07,041 Take to room 21. 290 00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:08,841 No enteno'er. 291 00:15:09,321 --> 00:15:14,121 Preno'a [as casos en... doesn't matter. I'll do it. Thank you, Manuel. 292 00:15:14,441 --> 00:15:17,121 - I take them. - No, no, go away! 293 00:15:17,201 --> 00:15:19,201 Go and wait! 294 00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:20,921 - Wait? - Wait. 295 00:15:21,001 --> 00:15:22,681 In there! Go and wait in there! 296 00:15:22,761 --> 00:15:24,641 Go and be a waiter in there! 297 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,481 I do apologise, your lordship. I'm afraid he's onlyjustjoined us. 298 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:36,001 It'd be quicker to train a monkey. 299 00:15:46,281 --> 00:15:47,801 Do please follow me. 300 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,401 I mean, if you're ready. There's no hurry. 301 00:15:50,481 --> 00:15:51,801 Oh, yes, yes, fine. 302 00:15:57,961 --> 00:15:59,801 Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you. 303 00:15:59,881 --> 00:16:01,961 - Would you mind moving to that table? - —what? 304 00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:04,297 Could I ask you, please, to move to that table over there? 305 00:16:04,321 --> 00:16:05,961 - But... - I'm so sorry to trouble you. 306 00:16:06,041 --> 00:16:07,921 - We're halfway through. - Thank you so much. 307 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,041 - This is lord melbury's table, you see? - —what? 308 00:16:10,121 --> 00:16:12,497 Lord melbury. When he stays with us, he always sits at this table. 309 00:16:12,521 --> 00:16:15,601 - Why did they put us here? - Er, an oversight on my wife's part. 310 00:16:15,681 --> 00:16:17,297 I'm so sorry. He's only just arrived, you see. 311 00:16:17,321 --> 00:16:20,081 Would you mind? Polly! Would you help these people to that table? 312 00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:22,281 Thank you, thank you so much. 313 00:16:22,721 --> 00:16:24,121 Come on! Come on! 314 00:16:25,081 --> 00:16:26,241 Thank you. 315 00:16:34,121 --> 00:16:37,321 Lord melbury. Do please come this way, your lordship. 316 00:16:37,401 --> 00:16:40,041 I have your table over here by the window as usual. 317 00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:43,081 Just here. 318 00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:45,361 - Thank you so much. - Thank you very much. 319 00:16:48,281 --> 00:16:49,961 Oh, my god! 320 00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:51,281 I think he's killed him! 321 00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,921 Get on with your meals! Thank you so much. 322 00:17:04,001 --> 00:17:06,441 Lord melbury, I really must apologise again... 323 00:17:06,521 --> 00:17:08,361 Please, please, think nothing of it. 324 00:17:08,441 --> 00:17:10,521 - But it was so... - No, no, no. 325 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,617 It was the smallest of accidents. It could have occurred anywhere. 326 00:17:12,641 --> 00:17:14,681 - Yes, but... - I've forgotten all about it. 327 00:17:14,761 --> 00:17:16,841 That's most... you're really... 328 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:21,721 Your lordship, would you allow me to offer you dinner here tonight, as our guest? 329 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,401 That's extremely kind of you. Unfortunately, I have an engagement tonight. 330 00:17:25,881 --> 00:17:27,041 Actually... 331 00:17:27,121 --> 00:17:28,761 - Yes? - There is one thing. 332 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:30,481 Good! Good! 333 00:17:30,561 --> 00:17:33,561 I was wondering... Can you cash me a small cheque? 334 00:17:33,641 --> 00:17:36,081 - I'm playing golf this afternoon... - Delighted! 335 00:17:36,161 --> 00:17:37,801 And I'd rather not go into the town. 336 00:17:37,881 --> 00:17:40,001 Absolutely. I mean, how much? 337 00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:41,281 If it's not a rude question? 338 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:45,521 Could you manage 50... 100? 339 00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:50,761 A h u nd red? Absolutely. 340 00:17:50,921 --> 00:17:53,401 Yes, I mean, will 100 be enough? 341 00:17:53,921 --> 00:17:56,241 I mean 150, two... 160? 342 00:17:56,921 --> 00:18:00,641 Let's see. That's dinner tonight, few tips. And it's the weekend, isn't it? 343 00:18:00,721 --> 00:18:02,361 Would 200 be all right? 344 00:18:05,761 --> 00:18:08,001 Please! Tremendous! 345 00:18:08,081 --> 00:18:09,961 I'm so happy! 346 00:18:10,081 --> 00:18:14,241 I'll send someone to the town straightaway and have it for you here when you get back. 347 00:18:14,321 --> 00:18:16,961 - Yes, that would be splendid. - Thank you, your lordship. 348 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:19,961 - Thank you so much. - Not at all, my privilege. 349 00:18:21,681 --> 00:18:23,081 Breeding... I mean... 350 00:18:25,681 --> 00:18:27,121 Hello, dear. 351 00:18:27,801 --> 00:18:29,921 - What are you doing? - I'm kissing you, dear. 352 00:18:30,001 --> 00:18:31,201 Well, don't. 353 00:18:31,281 --> 00:18:33,721 Just thought it might be nice to... 354 00:18:33,801 --> 00:18:35,081 I heard about lunch. 355 00:18:35,161 --> 00:18:38,281 - What? That. Think nothing of it. - —what? 356 00:18:38,361 --> 00:18:40,817 It was the smallest of accidents. Could have happened anywhere. 357 00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:41,881 Anywhere? 358 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:44,297 First you move that nice family in the middle of their meal, 359 00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:46,841 and then you attack lord melbury with a chair. 360 00:18:46,961 --> 00:18:49,721 Look, Sybil, I've had a word with lord melbury about it. 361 00:18:49,801 --> 00:18:51,001 He was quite charming. 362 00:18:51,081 --> 00:18:53,361 It's delightful to have people like that staying here. 363 00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:57,521 Sheer class, golf, baths, engagements, 364 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,681 a couple of hundr... horses. 365 00:19:00,881 --> 00:19:03,681 - I've never seen such tatty cases. - Of course you haven't. 366 00:19:03,761 --> 00:19:06,601 It's only the true upper class that would have tat like that. 367 00:19:06,681 --> 00:19:08,441 It's the whole point! 368 00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:10,457 - You don't know what I'm talking about. - No, I don't. 369 00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,041 But don't ever move guests in the middle of a meal again. 370 00:19:13,121 --> 00:19:14,641 And get that picture up. 371 00:19:16,161 --> 00:19:17,561 Sour old rat. 372 00:19:20,281 --> 00:19:23,041 Polly, would you do me a favour? 373 00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,641 When you're down in the town this afternoon, 374 00:19:25,721 --> 00:19:27,121 would you just pop... 375 00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:29,761 Just between ourselves, don't mention this to my wife, 376 00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,681 pop into the bank and just... 377 00:20:39,841 --> 00:20:41,521 Could somebody answer that, please? 378 00:20:44,881 --> 00:20:46,201 Hello! 379 00:20:46,641 --> 00:20:48,441 Is there nobody who can answer that? 380 00:20:49,161 --> 00:20:50,441 There must be someone. 381 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,161 Not you. 382 00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:58,041 I'll never get it up. I'll cancel my holiday, do it then. 383 00:20:58,201 --> 00:20:59,481 Hello, fawlty towers. 384 00:21:01,441 --> 00:21:04,321 Hello, fawlty towers. Hello, Brenda. 385 00:21:04,801 --> 00:21:06,641 Basil, it's 6:00. 386 00:21:07,241 --> 00:21:09,081 Polly, did you cash it? 387 00:21:09,161 --> 00:21:10,681 - Yes. Mr fawlty? - Good, good. 388 00:21:10,761 --> 00:21:12,321 - Could I have a word with you? - —what? 389 00:21:12,361 --> 00:21:14,681 - Could I speak to you for just a minute? - Not now, Polly. 390 00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:16,281 - It's very important. - Later, later. 391 00:21:16,361 --> 00:21:17,921 - Basil. - I'm just going, dear. 392 00:21:18,001 --> 00:21:19,601 Thank you, thank you so much, Polly. 393 00:21:25,561 --> 00:21:28,001 - Good evening, major. - Evening, fawlty. 394 00:21:28,441 --> 00:21:29,561 The usual? 395 00:21:30,841 --> 00:21:33,001 Why not? Indeed, yes. 396 00:21:33,081 --> 00:21:37,561 Why not? I've just been watching one of those nature films on television. 397 00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:38,721 Oh, yes? 398 00:21:38,801 --> 00:21:42,681 Did you know the female gibbon gestates for seven months? 399 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:44,281 Seven months? 400 00:21:44,761 --> 00:21:46,961 - Well, I never... - Here you are, major. 401 00:21:47,041 --> 00:21:49,201 Seven... my word. 402 00:21:49,321 --> 00:21:51,121 Good evening, mr wareing. 403 00:21:51,201 --> 00:21:54,121 A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please. 404 00:21:54,201 --> 00:21:55,561 Certainly. 405 00:21:57,601 --> 00:22:00,017 Is there any part of the room you'd like us to keep away from? 406 00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:01,401 What? 407 00:22:02,601 --> 00:22:03,921 We'll be over there, then. 408 00:22:06,001 --> 00:22:07,961 - Seven. Well, well... - Evening, fawlty. 409 00:22:08,041 --> 00:22:09,361 Good evening, lord melbury. 410 00:22:09,441 --> 00:22:11,481 - Anywhere? - Yes, anywhere, anywhere. 411 00:22:11,881 --> 00:22:15,201 Lord melbury, mayl offer you a little aperitif as our guest? 412 00:22:15,281 --> 00:22:17,921 That's very kind of you. Dry Sherry, if you please. 413 00:22:18,681 --> 00:22:19,761 What else? 414 00:22:21,481 --> 00:22:23,721 Such... I don't know what. 415 00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,281 Je ne sais quoi? 416 00:22:25,361 --> 00:22:27,201 Exactly! Exactly! 417 00:22:27,681 --> 00:22:28,961 There you are, Sybil. 418 00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:31,361 - Good evening, major. - Evening, mrs fawlty. 419 00:22:31,961 --> 00:22:34,081 - There you are, your lordship. - Thank you very much. 420 00:22:34,161 --> 00:22:36,801 I see my little collection of coins tickles your interest. 421 00:22:36,881 --> 00:22:39,001 What? Oh, yes, yes. 422 00:22:39,761 --> 00:22:41,641 All British empire, of course. 423 00:22:41,721 --> 00:22:44,241 Used to be quite a hobby of mine. Little investment, too. 424 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:46,841 Talking about... did you manage to... 425 00:22:46,921 --> 00:22:48,161 Yes. 426 00:22:50,041 --> 00:22:52,401 - There you are, your lordship. - Thank you, yes. 427 00:23:01,561 --> 00:23:05,961 Yes, you know, these sorts of things, their value's soared this last couple of years. 428 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:07,121 Have they really? 429 00:23:07,201 --> 00:23:08,521 Yes. You take my advice. 430 00:23:08,601 --> 00:23:11,241 You get them revalued, and insure them for the full amount. 431 00:23:11,321 --> 00:23:12,721 Yes, I will. 432 00:23:13,401 --> 00:23:15,521 You can't take any risks nowadays, I'm afraid. 433 00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:17,201 - No, quite. - Well, I must be off. 434 00:23:17,281 --> 00:23:19,481 - Thank you very much, your lordship. - Basil. 435 00:23:19,561 --> 00:23:21,601 Yes, I was just talking to lord melbury, dear. 436 00:23:21,681 --> 00:23:24,641 A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please! 437 00:23:24,721 --> 00:23:26,337 I do apologise, I was just talking to lord... 438 00:23:26,361 --> 00:23:28,201 - —Lord melbury: Fawlty. - Yes, lord melbury. 439 00:23:28,321 --> 00:23:33,121 I was thinking... You see, I am having dinner tonight 440 00:23:33,201 --> 00:23:35,961 with the Duke of buckleigh, do you know him? 441 00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:38,161 Not personally, no. 442 00:23:38,921 --> 00:23:41,401 He's a great expert, you know, sotheby's and all that. 443 00:23:41,481 --> 00:23:42,521 Is he? 444 00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:44,961 Now if you like, I could take them with me, 445 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:48,721 ask him to have a quick look at them, and find their current value. 446 00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:50,641 - Would you really? - Yes, certainly. 447 00:23:50,721 --> 00:23:52,121 I'll be off in a few moments. 448 00:23:52,201 --> 00:23:53,841 - Well, that's really so... - Basil. 449 00:23:53,921 --> 00:23:55,881 I'm talking to lord melbury! 450 00:23:55,961 --> 00:24:00,481 A gin and orange, a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please! 451 00:24:00,561 --> 00:24:01,921 All right! All right! 452 00:24:06,321 --> 00:24:08,361 - Mr fawlty... - Was that lord melbury? Has he gone? 453 00:24:08,441 --> 00:24:10,321 I rang, mr fawlty, I must speak with you. 454 00:24:10,401 --> 00:24:12,681 - What? Can't you see I'm busy? - It's very important. 455 00:24:12,761 --> 00:24:14,481 - Can we talk in there? - I can't. 456 00:24:14,561 --> 00:24:16,041 - Sybil: Basil! - It's very important! 457 00:24:16,081 --> 00:24:19,201 I'm dealing with something important out here, Sybil. Thank you. 458 00:24:19,281 --> 00:24:23,481 Yes? Yes, right, well, yes, yes, what is it? 459 00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:25,241 - It's about lord melbury. - Yes? 460 00:24:25,321 --> 00:24:28,081 He's not lord melbury. He's a confidence trickster. 461 00:24:28,681 --> 00:24:30,521 - I beg your pardon? - Mr brown told me. 462 00:24:31,681 --> 00:24:33,481 Mr brown's from the cid. 463 00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:36,457 They've been watching melbury because he's pulling some big con trick in the town. 464 00:24:36,481 --> 00:24:39,777 They're going to arrest him when he leaves here, so as not to cause you embarrassment. 465 00:24:39,801 --> 00:24:41,921 - But he asked me to tell you... - How nice of him! 466 00:24:42,001 --> 00:24:43,121 Please, mr fawlty... 467 00:24:43,241 --> 00:24:46,481 I don't know what other tales mr brown of m15 has been impressing you with. 468 00:24:46,561 --> 00:24:47,761 He's a con man. 469 00:24:47,881 --> 00:24:50,761 Yes, of course, it stands out a mile, doesn't it? He's so common. 470 00:24:51,081 --> 00:24:55,841 Unlike that cockney git whose ulterior motive will soon no doubt become apparent to you, 471 00:24:55,921 --> 00:24:58,721 poor, innocent, misguided child that you are. 472 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:01,241 - Basil, what's going on? - Nothing, my dear, nothing at all. 473 00:25:01,321 --> 00:25:02,361 - Mrs fawlty... - Now look! 474 00:25:02,401 --> 00:25:04,081 - Yes, Polly? - I don't know what she's... 475 00:25:04,161 --> 00:25:06,681 - Basil! - Mr brown is from the cid. 476 00:25:07,361 --> 00:25:08,881 He showed me identification. 477 00:25:08,961 --> 00:25:11,441 They're watching melbury. He's a confidence trickster. 478 00:25:11,521 --> 00:25:14,041 - I see. - What do you mean, you see? 479 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:16,521 - Let's have a look at these valuables. - What are you doing? 480 00:25:16,601 --> 00:25:20,681 Sybil, I forbid you to open that safe! Sybil, I forbid you to take that case out! 481 00:25:20,761 --> 00:25:24,161 Sybil, do not open that case, I forbid it! 482 00:25:24,241 --> 00:25:26,201 I never thought I would live to see the day 483 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,121 when a peer of the realm, 484 00:25:29,201 --> 00:25:31,041 entrusts to us, a case of valuables 485 00:25:31,241 --> 00:25:32,521 in trust... 486 00:25:56,961 --> 00:26:00,321 - I'll call the police. - They're already here, mr brown's outside. 487 00:26:01,921 --> 00:26:03,721 Someone at reception, basil. 488 00:26:13,881 --> 00:26:15,441 Ah. Erm... 489 00:26:16,761 --> 00:26:20,721 All right. Good evening. 490 00:26:20,801 --> 00:26:23,337 - I believe you were expecting us. - No, I was expecting somebody else. 491 00:26:23,361 --> 00:26:25,161 Sir Richard and lady Morris. 492 00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:26,961 - Yes, them as well. - I'm sorry? 493 00:26:27,041 --> 00:26:28,361 -How did you know? —what? 494 00:26:28,801 --> 00:26:31,561 You're sir Richard and lady Morris, I do beg your pardon. 495 00:26:31,641 --> 00:26:33,001 I was just think... 496 00:26:37,441 --> 00:26:39,841 Would you mind filling this out, please? 497 00:26:39,921 --> 00:26:41,761 We've given you room... 498 00:26:41,841 --> 00:26:43,281 Fawlty. 499 00:26:43,641 --> 00:26:45,641 Mr fawlty to you, lord melbury. 500 00:26:46,441 --> 00:26:49,041 - I beg your pardon? - Nothing, please forget all about it. 501 00:26:49,121 --> 00:26:51,561 Here's the cheque for £200. 502 00:26:51,641 --> 00:26:52,921 Thank you so much. 503 00:26:55,441 --> 00:26:57,681 Now, about my priceless collection of coins? 504 00:26:57,841 --> 00:26:58,921 Yes, do you still... 505 00:26:59,041 --> 00:27:01,977 Do I still want you to take them to be valued by the Duke of buckleigh, my lord? 506 00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:03,041 - Yes. - No, I don't. 507 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:06,041 Because we've just heard that the Duke of buckleigh is dead. 508 00:27:06,121 --> 00:27:08,481 Yes, got his head knocked off by a golf ball. 509 00:27:08,561 --> 00:27:10,161 Tragic! Tragic! 510 00:27:10,561 --> 00:27:12,521 Well, how are you, lord melbury? 511 00:27:12,601 --> 00:27:15,481 'Ow are yer then? All right, mate? 512 00:27:15,561 --> 00:27:17,801 'Ow's me old mucker? 513 00:27:18,481 --> 00:27:20,361 Any valuables to deposit, sir Richard? 514 00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:21,561 Any bricks? 515 00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:25,801 I do apologise... you bastard! 516 00:27:26,921 --> 00:27:29,681 We've given you room 12 with the view overlooking the park. 517 00:27:29,761 --> 00:27:31,001 I'm sure you'll like it. 518 00:27:31,081 --> 00:27:33,561 We'll have your bags brought up and may I introduce your wife? 519 00:27:34,961 --> 00:27:36,481 Hello, lord melbury! 520 00:27:36,561 --> 00:27:38,841 - Bastard! - Basil! 521 00:27:40,361 --> 00:27:42,041 Please think nothing of it. 522 00:27:48,161 --> 00:27:50,161 Do please excuse me one moment. 523 00:28:00,521 --> 00:28:02,561 - I beg your pardon? - The morrises are leaving. 524 00:28:05,721 --> 00:28:07,161 Basil: Where are you going? 525 00:28:08,321 --> 00:28:10,161 - What are you doing? - We're leaving! 526 00:28:10,241 --> 00:28:12,201 Don't, please stay, you'll like it here. 527 00:28:12,281 --> 00:28:14,241 I've never been in such a place in my life. 528 00:28:21,401 --> 00:28:22,881 You snobs! 529 00:28:23,961 --> 00:28:28,681 You stupid, stuck-up, toffee-nosed, half-witted 530 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:33,441 upper-class piles of pus! 531 00:28:40,041 --> 00:28:42,481 - Sorry, mr fawlty. - Just one, please. 532 00:28:52,641 --> 00:28:54,001 Sorry, mr fawlty. 533 00:29:02,281 --> 00:29:04,561 Well, I'd better put the picture up. 534 00:29:07,641 --> 00:29:09,801 Thank you, Polly, for the... 535 00:29:12,761 --> 00:29:14,681 - Well done, Manuel. - 0ué? 536 00:29:14,761 --> 00:29:16,281 Oh... olé. 537 00:29:17,761 --> 00:29:20,401 Sorry about that, mr fawlty, can I buy you a drink? 538 00:29:20,481 --> 00:29:22,361 No, I'd better put this up, I suppose. 539 00:29:22,441 --> 00:29:23,641 Basil. 540 00:29:25,281 --> 00:29:27,001 A gin and orange, 541 00:29:27,841 --> 00:29:32,001 a lemon squash and a scotch and water, please! 542 00:29:32,081 --> 00:29:33,081 Right! 543 00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:35,601 Come on. 39781

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