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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01.560 --> 00:00:04.469 (eerie music) ♪ La la la ♪ 2 00:00:04.470 --> 00:00:07.509 ♪ La la la ♪ 3 00:00:07.510 --> 00:00:10.443 ♪ La la la ♪ 4 00:00:10.444 --> 00:00:15.444 ♪ La la la ♪ 5 00:00:16.748 --> 00:00:19.290 ♪ La la la ♪ 6 00:00:19.291 --> 00:00:22.362 ♪ La la la ♪ 7 00:00:22.363 --> 00:00:27.363 ♪ La la la ♪ 8 00:00:28.695 --> 00:00:30.701 ♪ La la la ♪ 9 00:00:30.702 --> 00:00:33.369 (woman screams) 10 00:00:35.256 --> 00:00:38.256 (people chattering) 11 00:00:40.720 --> 00:00:41.939 (gentle music) 12 00:00:41.940 --> 00:00:43.899 Alicia: You're not in a hurry? 13 00:00:43.900 --> 00:00:45.718 -: Nope, one more client. 14 00:00:45.719 --> 00:00:47.262 Alicia: Ugh, late night. 15 00:00:47.263 --> 00:00:48.473 -: Yep, if she shows. 16 00:00:49.410 --> 00:00:51.990 Alicia: Do you mind finishing up in the back? 17 00:00:51.100 --> 00:00:52.329 I'm running late already. 18 00:00:52.330 --> 00:00:53.163 -: I got it. 19 00:00:53.164 --> 00:00:54.419 Don't wanna keep the boy waiting. 20 00:00:54.420 --> 00:00:55.253 -: Not this boy. 21 00:00:55.253 --> 00:00:56.253 How do I look? 22 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:58.879 -: Beautiful, lady. 23 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.189 He doesn't wait, he's an idiot. 24 00:01:00.190 --> 00:01:01.723 Alicia: All right, I'll see ya later. 25 00:01:06.645 --> 00:01:07.478 Hi! 26 00:01:07.479 --> 00:01:09.717 (speaking faintly) 27 00:01:09.718 --> 00:01:10.718 -: Bye! 28 00:01:13.370 --> 00:01:14.709 Hey, Mandy. 29 00:01:14.710 --> 00:01:15.710 Come on over. 30 00:01:18.600 --> 00:01:20.189 I know I was in full support of growing out the hair, 31 00:01:20.190 --> 00:01:21.962 but it's been too long, I missed you. 32 00:01:21.963 --> 00:01:23.610 (Mandy laughs) 33 00:01:23.620 --> 00:01:23.980 -: I know, I know. 34 00:01:23.981 --> 00:01:25.730 I've been so busy. 35 00:01:26.470 --> 00:01:28.363 -: So, what are we doin' tonight? 36 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:31.580 Mandy: A wash and a blowout. 37 00:01:32.507 --> 00:01:33.679 -: You in a hurry? 38 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:34.821 -: Yeah. 39 00:01:34.822 --> 00:01:36.649 Claire: I was gonna offer you some wine, but... 40 00:01:36.650 --> 00:01:37.483 -: Red? 41 00:01:37.484 --> 00:01:39.900 Claire: Uh, I think so. 42 00:01:39.100 --> 00:01:40.485 -: I can make time for that. 43 00:01:40.486 --> 00:01:41.482 Claire: (laughs) Okay. 44 00:01:41.482 --> 00:01:42.482 -: Thank you. 45 00:01:43.473 --> 00:01:44.991 (Mandy sighs) 46 00:01:44.992 --> 00:01:46.390 Claire: Merlot? 47 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:46.928 -: Winner. 48 00:01:46.929 --> 00:01:49.428 (tense music) 49 00:01:55.318 --> 00:01:56.151 Claire: There you go. 50 00:01:56.152 --> 00:01:57.484 -: Oh, thank you. 51 00:01:59.473 --> 00:02:00.933 -: So, what's the hurry? 52 00:02:02.240 --> 00:02:05.363 - : Ugh, throwing a gigantic party later this evening. 53 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:09.969 Boss' 25th anniversary with the company. (sighs) 54 00:02:09.970 --> 00:02:11.993 I need to look perfect. 55 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.247 Claire: We can do that. 56 00:02:17.410 --> 00:02:18.789 -: I'm hoping this goes a long way 57 00:02:18.790 --> 00:02:21.630 towards finally getting that promotion. 58 00:02:21.970 --> 00:02:24.258 That glass ceiling is a real bitch. 59 00:02:24.259 --> 00:02:26.759 (eerie music) 60 00:02:38.106 --> 00:02:40.210 -: So where's the party gonna be? 61 00:02:40.211 --> 00:02:41.916 -: The Benjamin Lofts. 62 00:02:41.917 --> 00:02:43.500 Have you ever been? 63 00:02:44.595 --> 00:02:45.595 Mm. 64 00:02:46.408 --> 00:02:48.690 It is so gorgeous. 65 00:02:48.700 --> 00:02:50.311 And I hired the best caterer. 66 00:02:50.312 --> 00:02:52.729 Oh, it's gonna taste so good. 67 00:03:05.570 --> 00:03:07.724 (ominous music) 68 00:03:42.210 --> 00:03:43.210 -: Mandy? 69 00:03:48.395 --> 00:03:49.228 Finally. 70 00:03:49.229 --> 00:03:51.895 (ominous music) 71 00:05:33.140 --> 00:05:34.598 (loud thudding) (laughing) 72 00:05:34.599 --> 00:05:35.599 Fuck. 73 00:07:01.549 --> 00:07:03.716 (sighing) 74 00:07:09.100 --> 00:07:10.100 -: What? 75 00:07:11.229 --> 00:07:13.562 (screaming) 76 00:07:14.949 --> 00:07:15.992 -: Mandy, Mandy, calm down, calm down. 77 00:07:15.993 --> 00:07:17.508 - : Claire! - : You're gonna hurt yourself. 78 00:07:17.509 --> 00:07:18.548 -: Claire, what's happening?! 79 00:07:18.549 --> 00:07:19.801 -: I just wanna try it on, okay? 80 00:07:19.802 --> 00:07:21.175 I'm gonna give it back. 81 00:07:21.176 --> 00:07:23.468 I just, I need you to be quiet. 82 00:07:23.469 --> 00:07:24.839 Okay? - : What the fuck, Claire?! 83 00:07:24.840 --> 00:07:28.254 -: No, I just, I need you, just. 84 00:07:28.255 --> 00:07:30.172 Please, please, please. 85 00:07:31.386 --> 00:07:32.373 I. 86 00:07:32.374 --> 00:07:33.869 -: Help me! 87 00:07:33.870 --> 00:07:34.703 (Claire groans) 88 00:07:34.704 --> 00:07:37.453 (loud squishing) 89 00:07:51.853 --> 00:07:54.603 (Claire panting) 90 00:08:00.413 --> 00:08:03.496 (gentle piano music) 91 00:08:09.825 --> 00:08:11.149 -: Hi, Pepper. 92 00:08:11.150 --> 00:08:12.929 Where's my girl? 93 00:08:12.930 --> 00:08:14.469 Come here, baby. 94 00:08:14.470 --> 00:08:15.470 Good girl. 95 00:09:14.971 --> 00:09:16.388 Look what I have. 96 00:09:17.837 --> 00:09:19.413 It's a good one, isn't it? 97 00:09:21.904 --> 00:09:23.904 (sighs) 98 00:09:30.900 --> 00:09:32.900 (sighs) 99 00:09:45.654 --> 00:09:47.654 (sighs) 100 00:10:42.961 --> 00:10:44.961 (sighs) 101 00:10:55.260 --> 00:10:56.523 I need to look perfect. 102 00:11:06.380 --> 00:11:09.103 I need to look perfect. (chuckles) 103 00:11:18.730 --> 00:11:19.880 I need to look perfect. 104 00:11:23.162 --> 00:11:24.162 Uh. 105 00:11:28.395 --> 00:11:30.312 (sobs) 106 00:11:35.481 --> 00:11:36.320 (chuckles) 107 00:11:36.320 --> 00:11:37.320 Oh! 108 00:11:39.320 --> 00:11:41.323 That glass ceiling is a real bitch. 109 00:11:44.548 --> 00:11:46.798 (chuckles) 110 00:12:02.806 --> 00:12:04.973 (sobbing) 111 00:12:09.112 --> 00:12:11.779 (ominous music) 112 00:12:16.460 --> 00:12:17.734 Aaron: Serves me right just to see you there. 113 00:12:17.735 --> 00:12:18.720 (clerk laughing) 114 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:19.720 Yeah, man. 115 00:12:20.860 --> 00:12:22.109 Clerk: Rough night? 116 00:12:22.110 --> 00:12:23.759 Aaron: Yeah, I'm hurting a little bit, dude. 117 00:12:23.760 --> 00:12:25.257 Clerk: Ah, you can see it. (laughs) 118 00:12:25.258 --> 00:12:26.132 Aaron: Hold on, you know what, 119 00:12:26.132 --> 00:12:26.965 I gotta get a bottle of water. 120 00:12:26.966 --> 00:12:31.289 Clerk: Ah, mate, ah, you're drinkin', man. 121 00:12:31.290 --> 00:12:33.809 Aaron: So, what you up to today? 122 00:12:33.810 --> 00:12:35.981 Clerk: This is it, this is my every day. 123 00:12:35.982 --> 00:12:36.815 Aaron: Yeah? 124 00:12:36.815 --> 00:12:37.801 - : Yeah. - : Lucky to get out, 125 00:12:37.802 --> 00:12:39.535 take advantage of the sun? 126 00:12:39.536 --> 00:12:42.453 (speaking faintly) 127 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:06.741 (clerk and Aaron laughing) - : 12 years old. 128 00:13:06.742 --> 00:13:09.659 (speaking faintly) 129 00:13:11.360 --> 00:13:12.670 Aaron: So, he was about 17. 130 00:13:12.671 --> 00:13:13.504 Clerk: 17? 131 00:13:13.504 --> 00:13:14.337 Aaron: Yeah. 132 00:13:14.338 --> 00:13:16.737 Clerk: So, he was 17, and the daughter is 12. 133 00:13:18.557 --> 00:13:19.601 - : Yeah. - : Awful. 134 00:13:19.602 --> 00:13:24.300 - : I know, what you do if your 12-year-old got pregnant? 135 00:13:24.310 --> 00:13:26.870 Clerk: (laughs) What would you do, Aaron? 136 00:13:26.880 --> 00:13:27.808 Wouldn't be prepared for that, would you? 137 00:13:27.809 --> 00:13:29.887 (man in red hoodie sighs) 138 00:13:29.888 --> 00:13:33.270 (speaking faintly) 139 00:13:33.271 --> 00:13:34.180 You better go out and enjoy the sun yourself, yeah. 140 00:13:34.181 --> 00:13:35.763 -: I'm gonna try, I'm gonna try. 141 00:13:36.716 --> 00:13:41.716 (tense music) (muffled speaking) 142 00:14:12.250 --> 00:14:14.284 (speaking faintly) 143 00:14:14.285 --> 00:14:17.952 (man in red hoodie panting) 144 00:14:18.942 --> 00:14:21.223 I don't know, man, probably. 145 00:14:21.224 --> 00:14:22.781 Sure, dude, fuckin' hit me up. 146 00:14:22.782 --> 00:14:25.949 Um, I'm gonna be around there, I mean, not too late. 147 00:14:25.950 --> 00:14:27.218 Nine o'clock? 148 00:14:27.219 --> 00:14:28.251 Yeah, so just get in touch with me, 149 00:14:28.252 --> 00:14:31.197 and then maybe we can grab a couple of beers 150 00:14:31.198 --> 00:14:32.738 and get a little wild or something. 151 00:14:32.739 --> 00:14:35.322 (men groaning) 152 00:15:08.553 --> 00:15:11.530 (tense music) 153 00:15:13.635 --> 00:15:15.802 (panting) 154 00:15:37.170 --> 00:15:39.170 (sighs) 155 00:16:03.982 --> 00:16:04.982 -: Mm. 156 00:16:05.881 --> 00:16:06.881 Mm. 157 00:16:09.145 --> 00:16:11.395 (grunting) 158 00:16:13.806 --> 00:16:15.973 (panting) 159 00:16:19.523 --> 00:16:21.773 (coughing) 160 00:16:23.203 --> 00:16:25.453 (grunting) 161 00:16:59.822 --> 00:17:01.989 (panting) 162 00:17:38.211 --> 00:17:40.211 (sighs) 163 00:17:55.773 --> 00:17:57.940 (panting) 164 00:18:22.163 --> 00:18:24.413 (groaning) 165 00:18:44.284 --> 00:18:46.451 (panting) 166 00:19:00.107 --> 00:19:03.159 (heart beating) 167 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:05.410 (groaning) 168 00:19:06.839 --> 00:19:09.600 (panting) 169 00:19:25.143 --> 00:19:27.393 (grunting) 170 00:19:56.764 --> 00:19:58.931 (panting) 171 00:20:05.186 --> 00:20:07.678 (sighs happily) 172 00:20:07.679 --> 00:20:09.929 (groaning) 173 00:20:15.153 --> 00:20:17.320 (panting) 174 00:20:28.486 --> 00:20:30.986 (tense music) 175 00:20:36.857 --> 00:20:39.107 (groaning) 176 00:21:10.383 --> 00:21:12.550 (panting) 177 00:21:50.874 --> 00:21:53.410 (panting) 178 00:23:07.560 --> 00:23:09.223 (panting) 179 00:23:26.490 --> 00:23:28.740 (groaning) 180 00:23:54.353 --> 00:23:56.603 (groaning) 181 00:24:09.492 --> 00:24:11.928 (traffic rumbling) (people chattering) 182 00:24:11.929 --> 00:24:14.263 (electrical whirring) 183 00:24:14.264 --> 00:24:17.181 (speaking faintly) 184 00:24:28.623 --> 00:24:30.293 (electrical whirring) 185 00:24:30.294 --> 00:24:32.719 - : You think you can be here, bastard, I fuckin' told you. 186 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:34.487 Stay the fuck away from here. 187 00:24:40.696 --> 00:24:45.696 (tense music) (panting) 188 00:24:45.846 --> 00:24:48.513 (siren wailing) 189 00:24:51.893 --> 00:24:54.560 (heart beating) 190 00:24:59.871 --> 00:25:02.380 (panting) 191 00:25:28.468 --> 00:25:30.718 (coughing) 192 00:25:32.525 --> 00:25:34.692 (panting) 193 00:26:19.942 --> 00:26:22.192 (coughing) 194 00:26:25.490 --> 00:26:27.657 (panting) 195 00:26:50.160 --> 00:26:52.660 (tense music) 196 00:27:10.948 --> 00:27:13.115 (panting) 197 00:27:37.818 --> 00:27:39.985 (panting) 198 00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:44.486 (laughing lightly) 199 00:27:44.487 --> 00:27:46.654 (panting) 200 00:28:18.901 --> 00:28:21.151 (groaning) 201 00:28:26.264 --> 00:28:28.681 (whimpering) 202 00:28:31.170 --> 00:28:33.337 (panting) 203 00:28:34.227 --> 00:28:36.977 (sirens wailing) 204 00:28:41.152 --> 00:28:43.402 (groaning) 205 00:28:49.567 --> 00:28:51.900 (screaming) 206 00:28:54.837 --> 00:28:57.400 (panting) 207 00:29:00.764 --> 00:29:03.514 (sirens wailing) 208 00:29:10.290 --> 00:29:12.279 (groaning) 209 00:29:17.790 --> 00:29:19.957 (panting) 210 00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:29.750 (eerie music) 211 00:29:35.412 --> 00:29:37.259 (sobbing) 212 00:29:37.260 --> 00:29:38.379 (loud banging) 213 00:29:38.380 --> 00:29:39.557 Officer: Police! 214 00:29:39.558 --> 00:29:41.994 (loud banging) 215 00:29:41.995 --> 00:29:43.162 Open the door! 216 00:29:45.126 --> 00:29:48.959 (singing in foreign language) 217 00:29:49.952 --> 00:29:51.620 (sobbing) 218 00:29:51.621 --> 00:29:54.204 (loud banging) 219 00:29:55.509 --> 00:29:56.509 Police! 220 00:29:57.316 --> 00:29:59.733 (whimpering) 221 00:30:01.522 --> 00:30:03.855 (screaming) 222 00:30:12.955 --> 00:30:15.122 (sobbing) 223 00:30:17.892 --> 00:30:20.392 (tense music) 224 00:30:37.180 --> 00:30:39.518 (eerie music) 225 00:30:43.289 --> 00:30:44.122 (light music) 226 00:30:44.123 --> 00:30:45.819 -: No dream, Mueller. 227 00:30:45.820 --> 00:30:46.963 You got the invite. 228 00:30:48.100 --> 00:30:50.409 They called and told me about it yesterday. 229 00:30:50.410 --> 00:30:52.610 - : And you waited until now to tell me, Chef? 230 00:30:53.640 --> 00:30:57.859 - : Well, I thought it'd be fun to let you stew a bit. 231 00:30:57.860 --> 00:30:58.860 -: Man, I thought you were mad at me 232 00:30:58.861 --> 00:31:00.989 for screwing up the payroll last week. 233 00:31:00.990 --> 00:31:04.139 - : Yeah, that's what made it so much fun to let you stew. 234 00:31:04.140 --> 00:31:05.449 -: Do you know how long I've been waiting 235 00:31:05.450 --> 00:31:07.679 for an invitation to Kitchen X? 236 00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:09.969 - : Yeah, you've been going on about it for months. 237 00:31:09.970 --> 00:31:11.739 Keep in mind, it's a secret. 238 00:31:11.740 --> 00:31:13.159 There's a reason Kitchen X 239 00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:16.890 is called an underground restaurant. 240 00:31:16.900 --> 00:31:18.390 Health Department nearly shut us down a few years ago 241 00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:20.929 because some food blogger got too mouthy. 242 00:31:20.930 --> 00:31:23.830 This stays between you and me. 243 00:31:24.500 --> 00:31:26.790 God, I hate the Health Department. 244 00:31:26.800 --> 00:31:28.809 - : Look, even if I had anyone to tell, I wouldn't. 245 00:31:28.810 --> 00:31:31.719 - : I'm serious, Mueller, you can't tell anyone. 246 00:31:31.720 --> 00:31:33.819 You can't tell any waitresses or customers 247 00:31:33.820 --> 00:31:37.569 or any of your foodie friends in your foodie chatrooms. 248 00:31:37.570 --> 00:31:39.883 No one, not even your girlfriend. 249 00:31:42.360 --> 00:31:47.360 - : Hannah, I have officially been invited to Kitchen X. 250 00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:50.259 -: That's great, hun. 251 00:31:50.260 --> 00:31:53.799 I wish I wasn't outta town or I'd go with you. 252 00:31:53.800 --> 00:31:56.169 Although, you might wanna be careful 253 00:31:56.170 --> 00:31:58.289 who you share this info with. 254 00:31:58.290 --> 00:32:01.989 You haven't told anyone else, have you? 255 00:32:01.990 --> 00:32:04.429 -: No, no, I promised Chef John I wouldn't, 256 00:32:04.430 --> 00:32:05.780 but I had to tell somebody. 257 00:32:06.887 --> 00:32:09.730 Hannah, this is it. 258 00:32:10.800 --> 00:32:12.765 This is what my life has been heading towards. 259 00:32:12.766 --> 00:32:14.189 (laughs) I've been working at a restaurant 260 00:32:14.190 --> 00:32:16.129 for as long as I can remember. 261 00:32:16.130 --> 00:32:16.963 When I was a kid, 262 00:32:16.964 --> 00:32:18.399 I worked for the neighborhood diner washing dishes. 263 00:32:18.400 --> 00:32:21.890 I worked my way through college serving tables. 264 00:32:21.900 --> 00:32:22.169 Fast forward to now, 265 00:32:22.170 --> 00:32:25.390 and I am the general manager of a four-star, 266 00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.199 chef-driven, fine-dining establishment, 267 00:32:28.200 --> 00:32:30.249 serving some of the best food in town. 268 00:32:30.250 --> 00:32:32.409 -: Well, you seem to enjoy working there. 269 00:32:32.410 --> 00:32:35.459 -: It's a great job, pay's not bad either. 270 00:32:35.460 --> 00:32:36.293 But to be honest, 271 00:32:36.294 --> 00:32:37.859 the best reward is getting to work with someone 272 00:32:37.860 --> 00:32:40.579 that's the caliber of Chef John Lando. 273 00:32:40.580 --> 00:32:44.990 The food, the food is killer, 274 00:32:44.100 --> 00:32:46.139 especially in the last couple of months. 275 00:32:46.140 --> 00:32:47.869 And you know me, I like trying new recipes, I like to cook, 276 00:32:47.870 --> 00:32:49.719 but (chuckles) if I've got Chef John 277 00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:51.890 cooking for me, why bother? 278 00:32:51.900 --> 00:32:53.339 Hannah: You're lucky to be doing what you love. 279 00:32:53.340 --> 00:32:56.859 I've never met anyone who's as much into food as you are. 280 00:32:56.860 --> 00:32:57.963 -: I can't help it! 281 00:32:58.981 --> 00:33:00.149 You know, lately, I've been reading more cookbooks 282 00:33:00.150 --> 00:33:01.764 than I have fiction 283 00:33:01.765 --> 00:33:04.803 and watching more Food Network than I have films. 284 00:33:06.670 --> 00:33:08.484 Oh, speaking of which, it's a new Wine Dungeon commercial. 285 00:33:08.485 --> 00:33:11.524 (peaceful music) 286 00:33:11.525 --> 00:33:12.861 (heels clicking) 287 00:33:12.862 --> 00:33:13.862 Greg: Mm. 288 00:33:15.586 --> 00:33:18.859 -: Slave, what is that you are drinking? 289 00:33:18.860 --> 00:33:20.509 It's not a corporate-produced wine, is it? 290 00:33:20.510 --> 00:33:25.280 - : No Mistress Beth, it is a state-grown, I swear it. 291 00:33:25.281 --> 00:33:30.281 - : Ah, Riesling, I see you are learning. (giggles) 292 00:33:30.890 --> 00:33:33.299 This Riesling is not dry! 293 00:33:33.300 --> 00:33:34.829 Don't you Americans know 294 00:33:34.830 --> 00:33:37.719 that your Riesling doesn't have to be sweet? 295 00:33:37.720 --> 00:33:39.729 Haven't you learned anything? 296 00:33:39.730 --> 00:33:41.165 (whip snaps) 297 00:33:41.166 --> 00:33:42.799 (whip snapping) 298 00:33:42.800 --> 00:33:45.199 Don't be punished by corporate wines. 299 00:33:45.200 --> 00:33:47.399 Don't let bad wines put you in submission. 300 00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:50.350 Come to the Wine Dungeon and get what you deserve. 301 00:33:51.748 --> 00:33:52.955 (whip snaps) 302 00:33:52.956 --> 00:33:57.203 -: Get 30% off when you mention this ad. 303 00:33:59.250 --> 00:34:01.567 Hannah: Mueller, Mueller! 304 00:34:01.568 --> 00:34:02.401 (Mueller chuckles) 305 00:34:02.402 --> 00:34:04.679 -: Sorry, I got sidetracked, bleh. 306 00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:06.579 What was I saying? 307 00:34:06.580 --> 00:34:08.869 Oh yeah, look, if you were to say 308 00:34:08.870 --> 00:34:11.639 my life revolves around food, I'd say you were right, 309 00:34:11.640 --> 00:34:14.413 and that is a life well-rewarded. 310 00:34:19.865 --> 00:34:22.365 (tense music) 311 00:34:39.583 --> 00:34:40.416 Hey Chef. 312 00:34:40.417 --> 00:34:41.734 John: You ready? 313 00:34:41.735 --> 00:34:42.580 -: You have no idea. 314 00:34:42.580 --> 00:34:43.413 Where is this place? 315 00:34:43.414 --> 00:34:44.579 -: North of town, don't worry about it. 316 00:34:44.580 --> 00:34:46.380 I'll drive, you leave your car here. 317 00:34:47.610 --> 00:34:49.159 What the hell is that? 318 00:34:49.160 --> 00:34:50.419 Mueller: Bottle of wine I brought for dinner. 319 00:34:50.420 --> 00:34:52.509 - : No, don't even think about bringing that. 320 00:34:52.510 --> 00:34:55.199 Greg and Beth are pairing wines tonight. 321 00:34:55.200 --> 00:34:57.790 -: Greg and Beth from the Wine Dungeon? 322 00:34:57.800 --> 00:34:58.400 -: The very same. 323 00:34:58.410 --> 00:35:00.573 Do yourself a favor, leave that in your car. 324 00:35:08.162 --> 00:35:10.662 (tense music) 325 00:35:19.560 --> 00:35:21.449 - : How many of these things have you been to, Chef? 326 00:35:21.450 --> 00:35:22.819 John: Quite a few now. 327 00:35:22.820 --> 00:35:24.379 Each one gets better. 328 00:35:24.380 --> 00:35:25.310 The kid running this thing 329 00:35:25.311 --> 00:35:27.799 really pushes the envelop with each dinner, 330 00:35:27.800 --> 00:35:29.909 exposing us all to things we've never tried before. 331 00:35:29.910 --> 00:35:30.989 Mueller: Who brought you your first time? 332 00:35:30.990 --> 00:35:31.830 -: French Milt. 333 00:35:31.831 --> 00:35:33.347 -: Whoa, French Milt? 334 00:35:33.348 --> 00:35:36.980 (dramatic music) 335 00:35:41.860 --> 00:35:45.190 (women moaning) 336 00:35:45.200 --> 00:35:46.279 He's gonna be here tonight? 337 00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:47.379 -: Oh, he wouldn't miss it. 338 00:35:47.380 --> 00:35:49.553 He usually contributes a little something on his own. 339 00:35:50.532 --> 00:35:53.199 (Mueller sighs) 340 00:35:54.100 --> 00:35:56.600 (tense music) 341 00:35:57.610 --> 00:35:58.610 -: Ah! 342 00:35:59.670 --> 00:36:01.589 Welcome, my friends. 343 00:36:01.590 --> 00:36:04.230 Welcome to Kitchen X. 344 00:36:10.130 --> 00:36:11.529 -: It is definitely my pleasure 345 00:36:11.530 --> 00:36:13.480 to serve you this evening, Mr. Mueller. 346 00:36:17.500 --> 00:36:19.559 -: That's Teddy from Spirits Speakeasy. 347 00:36:19.560 --> 00:36:21.349 I love the cocktails there. 348 00:36:21.350 --> 00:36:22.350 -: Come. 349 00:36:25.234 --> 00:36:27.761 (speaking faintly) 350 00:36:27.762 --> 00:36:30.120 (snapping) 351 00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.379 May I present diver scallop 352 00:36:38.380 --> 00:36:41.239 wrapped with applewood-smoked bacon, 353 00:36:41.240 --> 00:36:43.959 topped with a pimenton parsnip puree 354 00:36:43.960 --> 00:36:48.960 with Espelette pepper and a mustard seed. (laughs) 355 00:36:50.515 --> 00:36:51.348 (whips snaps) - : Ow! 356 00:36:51.349 --> 00:36:53.390 - : I paired the scallop with this impressive 357 00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:56.409 little sparkler from Spain, Via dei Borgia, 358 00:36:56.410 --> 00:36:59.599 mostly because I thought the terroir of a Bourgogne 359 00:36:59.600 --> 00:37:02.209 would have been too overpowering. 360 00:37:02.210 --> 00:37:03.779 The delicacy of the scallops 361 00:37:03.780 --> 00:37:07.374 seem to call for something a bit more flighty. 362 00:37:07.375 --> 00:37:10.125 (women laughing) 363 00:37:11.570 --> 00:37:16.499 Hi, I'm Beth, I'm from the Wine Dungeon. 364 00:37:16.500 --> 00:37:17.500 -: Hi. 365 00:37:18.360 --> 00:37:21.589 Uh, I'm a big fan of you and Greg. 366 00:37:21.590 --> 00:37:23.629 It's an honor to meet you. 367 00:37:23.630 --> 00:37:26.103 I'm Mueller, I work for John at Lando Seafood. 368 00:37:27.590 --> 00:37:28.913 I love your commercials. 369 00:37:30.900 --> 00:37:31.729 -: Oh, thank you, Mueller. 370 00:37:31.730 --> 00:37:32.989 Always nice to help someone 371 00:37:32.990 --> 00:37:36.340 develop their taste for fine wines. 372 00:37:36.341 --> 00:37:39.579 You don't drink corporate wines, do you? 373 00:37:39.580 --> 00:37:41.630 Because if you do. 374 00:37:42.673 --> 00:37:44.319 (Mueller gasps) 375 00:37:44.320 --> 00:37:47.490 I'm just kidding, honey. (laughs) 376 00:37:47.500 --> 00:37:48.789 -: Actually, I put together a wine list 377 00:37:48.790 --> 00:37:49.799 for Lando with some of... 378 00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:51.519 -: I've actually never been there, 379 00:37:51.520 --> 00:37:53.779 but I've heard some nice things. 380 00:37:53.780 --> 00:37:56.763 If you ever want to develop your wine list, 381 00:37:57.730 --> 00:37:59.300 you should give me a call. 382 00:38:03.910 --> 00:38:05.939 -: You know, I've been there. 383 00:38:05.940 --> 00:38:08.889 Yeah, I wrote about its opening in my blog. 384 00:38:08.890 --> 00:38:10.989 I wasn't that impressed with the service. 385 00:38:10.990 --> 00:38:13.239 It seemed a bit untrained. 386 00:38:13.240 --> 00:38:14.939 As I mentioned on my blog, you know, 387 00:38:14.940 --> 00:38:18.209 the food was a bit uneven for my tastes. 388 00:38:18.210 --> 00:38:20.969 A couple of the commenters on my blog seem to agree, 389 00:38:20.970 --> 00:38:23.689 but I'm sure you've worked out those problems. 390 00:38:23.690 --> 00:38:26.720 -: I'd like to think we have. 391 00:38:26.730 --> 00:38:28.173 -: Oh, well, in that case, 392 00:38:29.270 --> 00:38:30.165 kudos. 393 00:38:30.166 --> 00:38:32.665 (tense music) 394 00:38:34.255 --> 00:38:36.922 (Mueller sighs) 395 00:38:39.790 --> 00:38:42.779 - : Come, let me introduce you to some people. 396 00:38:42.780 --> 00:38:45.499 Shannon, have you met Mr. Mueller? 397 00:38:45.500 --> 00:38:47.649 -: I just love your restaurant. 398 00:38:47.650 --> 00:38:50.779 Why, we haven't chatted since, when was it? 399 00:38:50.780 --> 00:38:52.839 You know, it seems like just the other week, 400 00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:55.429 I was telling Dwayne over at the farmer's market 401 00:38:55.430 --> 00:38:58.439 just how good the food was over at your place. 402 00:38:58.440 --> 00:39:00.940 You know Dwayne, right? 403 00:39:00.950 --> 01:18:01.878 -: Uh, yeah... 404 00:39:00.929 --> 00:39:03.119 - : He just finished an excellent organic wine dinner 405 00:39:03.120 --> 00:39:05.689 that was mind-blowing. 406 00:39:05.690 --> 00:39:07.959 I told him that I really loved lobster, 407 00:39:07.960 --> 00:39:09.490 and you know what he does? 408 00:39:09.500 --> 00:39:10.149 He puts lobster on the menu. 409 00:39:10.150 --> 00:39:12.159 -: You have met Teddy, 410 00:39:12.160 --> 00:39:15.753 but have you met French Milt from Amuse-bouche? 411 00:39:17.200 --> 00:39:18.713 Mueller: It's an honor, Chef. 412 00:39:30.463 --> 00:39:32.461 (Mueller chuckles nervously) 413 00:39:32.462 --> 00:39:34.729 -: The first course is just about ready, 414 00:39:34.730 --> 00:39:39.399 and I need to apply some finishing touches. 415 00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:42.929 Would you mind entertaining Mr. Mueller 416 00:39:42.930 --> 00:39:45.454 while I see to the kitchen? 417 00:39:45.455 --> 00:39:46.455 Ha, thank you. 418 00:39:53.308 --> 00:39:56.289 -: Well, this place is wonderful, huh? 419 00:39:56.290 --> 00:39:58.190 How 'bout those scallops, huh? 420 00:39:58.200 --> 00:40:00.739 Amazing, they were soft and velvety, 421 00:40:00.740 --> 00:40:02.949 and they were wrapped in that smoked bacon, right? 422 00:40:02.950 --> 00:40:04.959 - : Actually, the bacon should have been described 423 00:40:04.960 --> 00:40:07.590 as cured instead of smoked. 424 00:40:07.600 --> 00:40:09.369 The devise Brandon used involved pellets 425 00:40:09.370 --> 00:40:10.649 instead of actual hardwood, 426 00:40:10.650 --> 00:40:13.549 which negates it as being smoked. 427 00:40:13.550 --> 00:40:17.449 And personally, I would have referred to it as pork belly, 428 00:40:17.450 --> 00:40:19.250 since that's where bacon comes from. 429 00:40:20.290 --> 00:40:21.859 You you know that, right? 430 00:40:21.860 --> 00:40:23.600 It comes from the belly? 431 00:40:25.499 --> 00:40:28.469 (Mueller sighs) 432 00:40:28.470 --> 00:40:29.779 -: And that was such an inventive pairing, 433 00:40:29.780 --> 00:40:34.990 the champagne and the bubbles and the scallops, wow. 434 00:40:34.100 --> 00:40:35.499 That's all I can say. 435 00:40:35.500 --> 00:40:36.929 You and Greg really know what you're doing. 436 00:40:36.930 --> 00:40:38.769 -: It's not really all that inventive, 437 00:40:38.770 --> 00:40:40.129 if you think about it. 438 00:40:40.130 --> 00:40:42.139 The pepper is counteracted 439 00:40:42.140 --> 00:40:44.990 by the cool crispness of the Spanish grape. 440 00:40:44.100 --> 00:40:48.309 The acidity cuts through the spice at, cuts it in half. 441 00:40:48.310 --> 00:40:51.529 In fact, the pairing of sparkling and scallops 442 00:40:51.530 --> 00:40:52.396 is as old... 443 00:40:52.397 --> 00:40:53.949 (bowl chimes) 444 00:40:53.950 --> 00:40:57.889 - : Ladies and gentlemen, course one is now ready. 445 00:40:57.890 --> 00:41:00.443 Please, join me at the table. 446 00:41:17.570 --> 00:41:19.569 For the first course of this evening, 447 00:41:19.570 --> 00:41:24.570 I am proud to present my version Reuben deconstructed, 448 00:41:25.570 --> 00:41:30.570 complete with a corn beef Wagyu, sauerkraut emulsion, 449 00:41:31.110 --> 00:41:35.569 a Swiss cheese cream, Russian foam dressing, 450 00:41:35.570 --> 00:41:37.203 and a rye crouton. 451 00:41:38.500 --> 00:41:41.179 I would like to thank Beth and Greg 452 00:41:41.180 --> 00:41:46.120 for pairing this with a lovely pinot from Stover Creek. 453 00:41:46.121 --> 00:41:46.954 (Brandon laughs) 454 00:41:46.955 --> 00:41:49.149 Oh, the '07 vintage, of course. 455 00:41:49.150 --> 00:41:51.506 Beth And Greg: Dungeon approved. 456 00:41:51.507 --> 00:41:52.340 (Beth and Greg laughing) 457 00:41:52.341 --> 00:41:54.819 -: Ah, please, everyone enjoy. 458 00:41:54.820 --> 00:41:58.113 We eat to support life and to practice the way. 459 00:42:16.940 --> 00:42:21.419 -: Mm, corn beefing Wagyu,. 460 00:42:21.420 --> 00:42:25.190 Oh Brendan, you are something of a treat. 461 00:42:25.200 --> 00:42:27.290 - : This is actually my first time getting to taste Wagyu. 462 00:42:27.300 --> 00:42:29.790 These flavors are amazing. 463 00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:32.529 - : The Japanese believed they can flavor this exclusive meat 464 00:42:32.530 --> 00:42:35.849 with extensive care and attention. 465 00:42:35.850 --> 00:42:38.349 Not only do they control their diet, 466 00:42:38.350 --> 00:42:42.389 but they can feed the cows beer and sake. 467 00:42:42.390 --> 00:42:45.139 -: And they massage the cows, dude. 468 00:42:45.140 --> 00:42:46.153 What a way to go. 469 00:42:47.320 --> 00:42:50.389 - : The flavors in this dish are so compelling. 470 00:42:50.390 --> 00:42:52.859 I wish I could take a photograph for my blog. 471 00:42:52.860 --> 00:42:54.690 -: No photos! 472 00:42:54.700 --> 00:42:57.643 -: I know, I just wish I could. 473 00:43:00.163 --> 00:43:02.319 -: Wait till you try the next course. 474 00:43:02.320 --> 00:43:03.220 Kidney. 475 00:43:03.221 --> 00:43:04.719 -: Oh, how are you cooking the kidney? 476 00:43:04.720 --> 00:43:08.690 -: Oh, kidney is a fun little dish. 477 00:43:08.700 --> 00:43:11.409 First, you gotta get in and pull off the membrane, 478 00:43:11.410 --> 00:43:12.243 but you're gonna need to leave 479 00:43:12.244 --> 00:43:14.499 a little fat on there for flavor, you know. 480 00:43:14.500 --> 00:43:17.149 Now, most people'll tell ya that you gotta marinate it 481 00:43:17.150 --> 00:43:18.979 with a little vinegar and soy sauce 482 00:43:18.980 --> 00:43:21.219 because it's a pretty stinky organ, 483 00:43:21.220 --> 00:43:24.199 but I like to add just a little bit of milk in there 484 00:43:24.200 --> 00:43:25.983 to cut right through the flavor. 485 00:43:27.600 --> 00:43:30.539 Then, a little garlic, a little onion, 486 00:43:30.540 --> 00:43:33.289 and we dice that kidney up into little half inchers 487 00:43:33.290 --> 00:43:35.839 and drop it in, a little simmer. 488 00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:39.463 Add some aromatics like a bonyato or some carrots. 489 00:43:42.270 --> 00:43:45.199 (Mueller sighs) 490 00:43:45.200 --> 00:43:46.809 What's wrong, Mueller? 491 00:43:46.810 --> 00:43:49.183 Little awful talk makin' ya uneasy? 492 00:43:50.150 --> 00:43:52.429 -: That's the problem with most Americans. 493 00:43:52.430 --> 00:43:54.249 They don't respect the awful. 494 00:43:54.250 --> 00:43:57.607 No one seems to realize that tenderloins are finite. 495 00:43:57.608 --> 00:43:59.956 (Mueller panting) 496 00:43:59.957 --> 00:44:02.739 -: I'm sorry, I got dizzy all of a sudden. 497 00:44:02.740 --> 00:44:05.957 - : You don't have a shellfish or peanut allergy, do you? 498 00:44:07.470 --> 00:44:08.449 -: Uh, not that I know of. 499 00:44:08.450 --> 00:44:10.459 -: If I had a shellfish allergy, 500 00:44:10.460 --> 00:44:11.909 I'd just have to kill myself. 501 00:44:11.910 --> 00:44:13.159 -: Me too. 502 00:44:13.160 --> 00:44:15.769 My all-time favorite wine is Vermentino, 503 00:44:15.770 --> 00:44:18.819 especially the later Sardinian vintages. 504 00:44:18.820 --> 00:44:21.161 I can't fathom not enjoying shrimp. 505 00:44:21.162 --> 00:44:22.213 (Mueller sighs) 506 00:44:22.214 --> 00:44:23.470 (tense music) 507 00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:24.168 -: What's the matter, buddy? 508 00:44:24.885 --> 00:44:26.839 You don't look so good. 509 00:44:26.840 --> 00:44:28.759 -: I'm sorry, everyone. 510 00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:31.319 I think the bubbles from that champagne 511 00:44:31.320 --> 00:44:32.969 are going to my head. 512 00:44:32.970 --> 00:44:34.139 -: It's not champagne 513 00:44:34.140 --> 00:44:36.749 unless it comes from the region in France. 514 00:44:36.750 --> 00:44:39.343 What you had was a Spanish Cava. 515 00:44:42.613 --> 00:44:45.449 - : Uh, Mr. Mueller, would you like to lie down? 516 00:44:45.450 --> 00:44:48.779 I have a little room just to the right of the kitchen, 517 00:44:48.780 --> 00:44:49.907 if you like (laughing). 518 00:44:53.141 --> 00:44:54.804 (Mueller gasps) 519 00:44:54.805 --> 00:44:57.638 (Mueller panting) 520 00:45:00.870 --> 00:45:04.770 -: Hey buddy, how you doin'? 521 00:45:04.976 --> 00:45:05.976 You did all right. 522 00:45:06.860 --> 00:45:09.163 -: Chef, what's going on? 523 00:45:10.890 --> 00:45:12.539 Why am I in this tub? 524 00:45:12.540 --> 00:45:14.409 -: Hang in there, buddy. 525 00:45:14.410 --> 00:45:17.179 You just got a little ill at dinner. 526 00:45:17.180 --> 00:45:19.800 You just need to rest up a little bit. 527 00:45:20.324 --> 00:45:22.379 (Mueller panting) 528 00:45:22.380 --> 00:45:23.899 -: Chef, Chef, get me outta here. 529 00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:25.863 It's frickin' freezing in here. 530 00:45:27.220 --> 00:45:28.676 -: We'll get ya out in a little bit. 531 00:45:28.677 --> 00:45:30.333 You just need to relax. 532 00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:33.630 You don't wanna injure yourself anymore, do ya? 533 00:45:38.676 --> 00:45:41.343 (Mueller gasps) 534 00:45:42.356 --> 00:45:43.587 (tense music) 535 00:45:43.588 --> 00:45:45.671 Mueller: I'm bleeding. 536 00:45:46.560 --> 00:45:48.103 Chef, why am I bleeding? 537 00:45:49.540 --> 00:45:52.963 Chef, what am I doing in this tub with all this ice? 538 00:45:53.860 --> 00:45:56.399 (Mueller gasps) 539 00:45:56.400 --> 00:45:57.873 -: What, what are you doing? 540 00:45:58.970 --> 00:46:02.219 - : French Milt said if that guy keeps freaking out like that, 541 00:46:02.220 --> 00:46:04.269 he's gonna pump adrenaline through his body, 542 00:46:04.270 --> 00:46:06.399 and I don't want him spoiling those ribs 543 00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:07.729 before I have a chance to show 544 00:46:07.730 --> 00:46:10.259 the impressive pairing I have for them. 545 00:46:10.260 --> 00:46:11.409 Rose, buddy. 546 00:46:11.410 --> 00:46:14.349 -: Not in the neck, you idiot. 547 00:46:14.350 --> 00:46:17.679 You think tasting the adrenaline and the endorphins are bad? 548 00:46:17.680 --> 00:46:19.390 Once those drugs hit his system, 549 00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:21.519 we'll be tasting chemicals all night. 550 00:46:21.520 --> 00:46:22.353 You have any idea 551 00:46:22.354 --> 00:46:24.893 what I've been feeding this guy for a week? 552 00:46:31.700 --> 00:46:32.990 (peaceful music) 553 00:46:32.991 --> 00:46:35.491 (John coughs) 554 00:46:37.231 --> 00:46:39.690 Mueller: Please, somebody help me! 555 00:46:39.700 --> 00:46:40.716 -: That would be the dinner bell. 556 00:46:40.717 --> 00:46:43.300 (all laughing) 557 00:46:54.133 --> 00:46:58.429 - : Mm, Brandon, these black beans are a wonderful addition. 558 00:46:58.430 --> 00:47:00.849 -: The thigh really is more marbled, Milt. 559 00:47:00.850 --> 00:47:02.519 You were right. 560 00:47:02.520 --> 00:47:04.543 -: I like the skin, crispy. 561 00:47:06.710 --> 00:47:08.423 -: Where are the skins? 562 00:47:09.570 --> 00:47:11.389 -: Oh, don't worry, pal. 563 00:47:11.390 --> 00:47:13.819 I'll get ya some skins for your doggie bag. 564 00:47:13.820 --> 00:47:15.809 We'll have to process him before the night's over, 565 00:47:15.810 --> 00:47:18.839 so they'll be plenty of stuff for everybody 566 00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:21.190 for late night snackin'. 567 00:47:21.200 --> 00:47:22.269 -: Bully's picked on me in school. 568 00:47:22.270 --> 00:47:23.703 I never really fit in. 569 00:47:25.370 --> 00:47:30.233 I admit I thought about suicide for a long, long time, 570 00:47:31.693 --> 00:47:36.210 but that's when I found food, and I finally belonged, 571 00:47:37.564 --> 00:47:39.619 and I started the blog, and it was like, 572 00:47:39.620 --> 00:47:44.369 for the first time, food gave my life meaning. 573 00:47:44.370 --> 00:47:47.373 - : He may have been a little old for my tastes. 574 00:47:48.590 --> 00:47:52.910 Think about it, nobody eats a farm animal in its late 20s. 575 00:47:52.911 --> 00:47:53.919 -: Yeah, that's why your work 576 00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:56.453 with molecular gastronomy is so amazing. 577 00:47:57.760 --> 00:47:59.410 It's not tough or stringy at all. 578 00:48:00.580 --> 00:48:03.949 -: So, what's the next course? 579 00:48:03.950 --> 00:48:06.990 -: It's something to know 580 00:48:06.100 --> 00:48:08.889 I can look back on those bullies back in school 581 00:48:08.890 --> 00:48:11.589 and know that they know nothing 582 00:48:11.590 --> 00:48:14.894 about the difference between cured ham and prosciutto. 583 00:48:14.895 --> 00:48:15.728 (Teddy laughs) 584 00:48:15.729 --> 00:48:19.390 - : Savages know nothing of sous vide, right? (laughs) 585 00:48:19.400 --> 00:48:22.333 -: Enjoy your white zinfandel, peons. 586 00:48:22.334 --> 00:48:24.917 (Teddy laughs) 587 00:48:26.540 --> 00:48:27.740 -: Check his temperature. 588 00:48:29.200 --> 00:48:30.450 Don't hit the bone, dude. 589 00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:32.400 -: I know. 590 00:48:34.175 --> 00:48:37.242 (Mueller screaming) (tense music) 591 00:48:37.243 --> 00:48:38.382 (Mueller panting) 592 00:48:38.383 --> 00:48:40.782 -: Teddy, Teddy, what's going on? 593 00:48:40.783 --> 00:48:42.409 -: Calm down. 594 00:48:42.410 --> 00:48:46.142 -: Oh my god, is that meat thermometer? 595 00:48:46.143 --> 00:48:49.380 (Mueller sobbing) 596 00:48:49.390 --> 00:48:50.734 Please, don't do this, please! 597 00:48:50.735 --> 00:48:52.382 Please, don't do this! 598 00:48:52.383 --> 00:48:53.703 -: He's still squealing in here? 599 00:48:55.000 --> 00:48:56.840 -: Check these out. 600 00:48:56.850 --> 00:48:56.950 They come up in New York. 601 00:48:56.951 --> 00:48:58.279 This one's for power. 602 00:48:58.280 --> 00:48:59.430 This one's for finesse. 603 00:49:02.379 --> 00:49:04.632 Plus, they cut through bone, dude. 604 00:49:04.633 --> 00:49:07.133 (tense music) 605 00:49:11.546 --> 00:49:13.463 Mueller: No, no, no! 606 00:49:14.850 --> 00:49:16.779 (Mueller screaming) 607 00:49:16.780 --> 00:49:19.763 - : Hold still or it's gonna hurt a whole lot worse! 608 00:49:20.760 --> 00:49:23.760 (Mueller screaming) 609 00:49:25.998 --> 00:49:27.579 -: You better get a rollin' pin in here. 610 00:49:27.580 --> 00:49:29.899 We gotta shut this guy up! 611 00:49:29.900 --> 00:49:32.469 John: I'll take care of this, French Milt. 612 00:49:32.470 --> 00:49:34.453 Relax, and wrap those fingers in bacon. 613 00:49:36.150 --> 00:49:37.705 -: Remember, there's eight of us, 614 00:49:37.706 --> 00:49:40.600 and we need all of his fingers, and no thumbs. 615 00:49:41.301 --> 00:49:42.634 Those are nasty. 616 00:49:45.751 --> 00:49:48.251 (tense music) 617 00:49:50.539 --> 00:49:52.689 - : I was gonna make a little pate out of these guys, 618 00:49:52.690 --> 00:49:54.663 but they went a different route. 619 00:49:55.710 --> 00:49:57.409 Personally, I think whole sous vide thing 620 00:49:57.410 --> 00:50:02.100 is a passing phase and overrated, but when in Rome. 621 00:50:02.200 --> 00:50:04.502 (tense music) 622 00:50:07.530 --> 00:50:09.720 (body thudding) 623 00:50:13.520 --> 00:50:14.184 (peaceful music) 624 00:50:14.185 --> 00:50:17.490 - : Wow, I don't think we're topping that thigh. 625 00:50:17.500 --> 00:50:20.790 Hey, anybody want a Pimm's? 626 00:50:20.800 --> 00:50:21.699 -: Oh, I just adore Pimm's. 627 00:50:21.700 --> 00:50:22.700 I'll have some. 628 00:50:22.701 --> 00:50:24.599 -: Don't even think of ruining your palate 629 00:50:24.600 --> 00:50:26.990 with those botanicals. 630 00:50:26.100 --> 00:50:27.739 The juniper in that liquor 631 00:50:27.740 --> 00:50:30.190 will counteract the delicate tannins 632 00:50:30.200 --> 00:50:32.509 and soft finish of the Burgundy I've selected. 633 00:50:32.510 --> 00:50:34.469 -: Oh, but this is gin-based. 634 00:50:34.470 --> 00:50:36.759 I've got the Pimm's number six up. 635 00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:37.899 It's vodka. 636 00:50:37.900 --> 00:50:39.579 - : I thought they stopped making that years ago. 637 00:50:39.580 --> 00:50:40.580 -: They did. 638 00:50:41.555 --> 00:50:44.550 (tense music) 639 00:50:47.767 --> 00:50:50.600 (Mueller panting) 640 00:50:51.590 --> 00:50:54.507 (Mueller groaning) 641 00:50:56.406 --> 00:50:59.239 (Mueller panting) 642 00:51:18.330 --> 00:51:20.790 Shannon: So, tell me, Brandon, 643 00:51:20.800 --> 00:51:23.339 what inspired genius we'll be enjoying in the next course. 644 00:51:23.340 --> 00:51:25.409 Brandon: Ah, it's a little something 645 00:51:25.410 --> 00:51:28.709 French Milt and John, they dream up. 646 00:51:28.710 --> 00:51:32.319 We take the fingers, we wrap them in bacon, 647 00:51:32.320 --> 00:51:35.869 and serve them over white bean cassoulet. 648 00:51:35.870 --> 00:51:38.693 The white beans are from the farmer's market. 649 00:51:38.694 --> 00:51:39.527 All: Oh. 650 00:51:39.527 --> 00:51:40.440 (Brandon laughs) 651 00:51:40.441 --> 00:51:42.319 French: Still think it's fundamentally wrong 652 00:51:42.320 --> 00:51:43.409 that we're keepin' him alive. 653 00:51:43.410 --> 00:51:45.279 I mean, really, it is not right. 654 00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:47.189 Darla: You're being ridiculous. 655 00:51:47.190 --> 00:51:48.372 French: Am I really? 656 00:51:48.373 --> 00:51:50.889 It is a proven fact that the hogfish, 657 00:51:50.890 --> 00:51:54.119 which is headshot in the Keys, dies more quickly, 658 00:51:54.120 --> 00:51:56.249 so heart stops pumpin' blood to the organs, 659 00:51:56.250 --> 00:51:58.189 which, in turn, preserves the meat. 660 00:51:58.190 --> 00:52:01.713 The fish never goes into shock, mean never gets sour. 661 00:52:19.622 --> 00:52:22.539 (Mueller groaning) 662 00:52:23.906 --> 00:52:26.739 (Mueller panting) 663 00:52:44.994 --> 00:52:47.911 (fingers sizzling) 664 00:52:50.100 --> 00:52:51.999 -: Ancient cultures have long believed 665 00:52:52.000 --> 00:52:54.790 that fear seasons the kill. 666 00:52:54.800 --> 00:52:56.439 - : Fear and maybe a little bit of bacon fat. 667 00:52:56.440 --> 00:52:58.499 Everything tastes better with bacon. 668 00:52:58.500 --> 00:53:02.630 - : I prefer to do my flavorings with my meat myself. 669 00:53:04.850 --> 00:53:06.801 (Mueller sobbing) 670 00:53:06.802 --> 00:53:09.385 (upbeat music) 671 00:53:11.970 --> 00:53:14.600 Hannah: So Brandon, how does he taste? 672 00:53:15.266 --> 00:53:16.266 -: Hannah? 673 00:53:18.418 --> 00:53:20.490 You're a part of this? 674 00:53:20.500 --> 00:53:21.153 Hannah: Shit! 675 00:53:21.154 --> 00:53:23.821 (phone buzzing) 676 00:53:26.603 --> 00:53:28.769 -: I actually googled Donner party 677 00:53:28.770 --> 00:53:29.770 cookin' methods the other day. 678 00:53:29.771 --> 00:53:31.969 I musta looked at 100 different sites. 679 00:53:31.970 --> 00:53:33.869 And there was this very droll documentary 680 00:53:33.870 --> 00:53:35.899 about the whole affair, which I have to say, 681 00:53:35.900 --> 00:53:38.269 conveniently left out how they prepared the food. 682 00:53:38.270 --> 00:53:40.779 -: Oh, that's ridiculous. 683 00:53:40.780 --> 00:53:43.219 Those who don't learn about mistakes in the past 684 00:53:43.220 --> 00:53:45.159 are condemned to repeat them. 685 00:53:45.160 --> 00:53:47.299 That's what they say. (chuckles) 686 00:53:47.300 --> 00:53:49.190 Or something like that anyway. 687 00:53:50.287 --> 00:53:53.119 - : The only thing I did find was one word, roasted, 688 00:53:53.120 --> 00:53:54.439 which could mean anything. 689 00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:55.849 I mean, how did they roast it? 690 00:53:55.850 --> 00:53:58.490 Did they use wood like in a traditional barbecue, 691 00:53:58.500 --> 00:54:02.842 and if so, what kinda wood, hickory, oak, larch? 692 00:54:02.843 --> 00:54:04.793 -: I think they used mesquite out West. 693 00:54:11.351 --> 00:54:12.558 (tense music) 694 00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:15.309 (Greg screaming) 695 00:54:24.510 --> 00:54:26.177 -: Stop your whining. 696 00:54:33.262 --> 00:54:34.262 -: Greg. 697 00:54:35.860 --> 00:54:38.699 Greg? 698 00:54:38.700 --> 00:54:39.700 Greg? 699 00:54:44.324 --> 00:54:46.519 (Teddy gasps) 700 00:54:46.520 --> 00:54:48.547 -: Now, it's my pleasure to serve you. 701 00:55:06.610 --> 00:55:09.519 - : Where do you think you're going, Mueller? 702 00:55:09.520 --> 00:55:10.718 Look at you. 703 00:55:10.719 --> 00:55:15.139 Tch, tch, tch, you won't make it a block in your condition, 704 00:55:15.140 --> 00:55:17.790 not unless you let me help you. 705 00:55:17.800 --> 00:55:18.183 It's cold out there. 706 00:55:20.790 --> 00:55:23.129 -: Give us the bottle, Mueller. 707 00:55:23.130 --> 00:55:26.399 -: Stop being such a naughty boy, Mueller. 708 00:55:26.400 --> 00:55:28.919 You know you don't wanna hurt us. 709 00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:30.679 If you put that bottle down, 710 00:55:30.680 --> 00:55:34.530 I promise I'll give you the spanking of your life. 711 00:55:35.900 --> 00:55:37.773 You know you wanna give it to me. 712 00:55:39.185 --> 00:55:40.349 (Beth groaning) 713 00:55:40.350 --> 00:55:42.727 -: I like my wine full bodied. 714 00:55:44.226 --> 00:55:47.713 (Beth groaning) 715 00:55:47.714 --> 00:55:50.297 (Beth panting) 716 00:56:06.890 --> 00:56:10.449 I am sick and tired 717 00:56:10.450 --> 00:56:13.693 of being the one getting cut on. 718 00:56:14.990 --> 00:56:17.471 I'm gonna kill everyone of you sick mother... 719 00:56:17.472 --> 00:56:20.550 (loud banging) 720 00:56:29.200 --> 00:56:30.652 Hannah. 721 00:56:30.653 --> 00:56:33.819 (Mueller coughs) 722 00:56:33.820 --> 00:56:35.683 You little food whore. 723 00:56:39.680 --> 00:56:42.539 -: You guys owe me big time for this one. 724 00:56:42.540 --> 00:56:45.209 I was just supposed to seduce the prey. 725 00:56:45.210 --> 00:56:47.503 It was your job to make the kill. 726 00:56:48.860 --> 00:56:51.630 Oh well, the things I do for a good meal. 727 00:56:53.970 --> 00:56:55.830 -: Nice shot, Hannah. 728 00:56:57.330 --> 00:56:58.919 See what I was tellin' ya, Brandon? 729 00:56:58.920 --> 00:57:01.739 Instant kill stops the heart, meat doesn't go into shock. 730 00:57:01.740 --> 00:57:04.259 - : I still think there are exquisite flavors you get 731 00:57:04.260 --> 00:57:06.469 when blood pump through the heart, 732 00:57:06.470 --> 00:57:09.349 especially the fearful heart. 733 00:57:09.350 --> 00:57:11.619 You remember pig we have last week. 734 00:57:11.620 --> 00:57:12.770 -: Oh, you mean the cop? 735 00:57:13.787 --> 00:57:15.149 (Darla groans) 736 00:57:15.150 --> 00:57:17.829 -: What do we do about all these bodies? 737 00:57:17.830 --> 00:57:20.179 That's a whole lot of meat. 738 00:57:20.180 --> 00:57:22.329 -: I have a very big deep freezer. 739 00:57:22.330 --> 00:57:24.680 Let's chunk these bodies up and get 'em on ice. 740 00:57:26.900 --> 00:57:27.640 Let's get this heart out quick. 741 00:57:28.669 --> 00:57:33.669 ("Cannibals in Love" by The Mission Creeps) 742 00:57:47.341 --> 00:57:50.220 ♪ You and me alone ♪ 743 00:57:50.221 --> 00:57:52.972 ♪ With a hunger and a craving ♪ 744 00:57:52.973 --> 00:57:55.473 (eerie music) 745 00:58:00.521 --> 00:58:03.210 (tense music) 746 00:58:14.670 --> 00:58:15.670 -: You're late. 747 00:58:19.640 --> 00:58:22.830 -: Last minute red tape, but we're here. 748 00:58:23.600 --> 00:58:24.600 Burton. 749 00:58:26.000 --> 00:58:27.600 -: Can you please open this, sir? 750 00:58:28.690 --> 00:58:31.290 -: There's no need to call me sir. 751 00:58:31.300 --> 00:58:32.614 (tense music) 752 00:58:32.615 --> 00:58:36.370 My friends call me Snake, you know, like Plissken. 753 00:58:49.570 --> 00:58:50.570 -: It's clear. 754 00:59:06.350 --> 00:59:07.400 -: Keep movin', idiot. 755 00:59:22.729 --> 00:59:24.109 -: Are you ready for this last step 756 00:59:24.110 --> 00:59:26.700 in your recovery program, R.J.? 757 00:59:30.200 --> 00:59:32.113 And why are we doing this? 758 00:59:33.290 --> 00:59:36.969 -: I have to know, once and for all, 759 00:59:36.970 --> 00:59:40.173 that what I saw that night wasn't real, 760 00:59:41.250 --> 00:59:46.250 that it was just a figment of my overactive imagination. 761 00:59:47.350 --> 00:59:48.679 -: Good. 762 00:59:48.680 --> 00:59:50.709 The sooner you can accept that, 763 00:59:50.710 --> 00:59:52.843 the sooner you can move on with your life. 764 00:59:59.410 --> 01:00:00.410 -: Good luck, kid. 765 01:00:01.522 --> 01:00:02.939 -: Thanks, Burton. 766 01:00:06.117 --> 01:00:08.617 (tense music) 767 01:00:12.690 --> 01:00:14.486 (door slams) 768 01:00:38.693 --> 01:00:41.900 -: We'll give him 10 minutes. 769 01:00:41.100 --> 01:00:44.181 - : So, what happened in there that made him go all nutso? 770 01:00:44.182 --> 01:00:46.382 - : Seven years ago, his brother went missing. 771 01:00:47.940 --> 01:00:50.613 R.J. was babysitting him at the time. 772 01:00:50.614 --> 01:00:53.137 (eerie music) 773 01:00:53.138 --> 01:00:55.638 (tense music) 774 01:01:13.442 --> 01:01:16.390 (loud squishing) 775 01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:19.179 He went looking for his sibling all around the house 776 01:01:19.180 --> 01:01:21.799 and later found him dead in the basement. 777 01:01:21.800 --> 01:01:24.543 He suffered a total mental breakdown from the trauma. 778 01:01:26.784 --> 01:01:29.284 (eerie music) 779 01:01:41.659 --> 01:01:42.640 (R.J. sniffles) 780 01:01:42.641 --> 01:01:44.809 He went into a catatonic state, 781 01:01:44.810 --> 01:01:47.329 didn't talk or communicate for a year. 782 01:01:47.330 --> 01:01:49.979 He blamed himself for his brother's death. 783 01:01:49.980 --> 01:01:51.423 -: How'd his brother die? 784 01:01:52.830 --> 01:01:53.833 -: He bled to death. 785 01:01:54.750 --> 01:01:56.330 -: Somebody stabbed him? 786 01:01:57.200 --> 01:01:59.943 -: Actually, someone cut his genitals off. 787 01:02:00.980 --> 01:02:01.910 Poor kid. 788 01:02:01.911 --> 01:02:06.379 - : By the way, they never did find his you know what. 789 01:02:06.380 --> 01:02:08.490 -: Or the person who did it, 790 01:02:08.500 --> 01:02:10.730 which only added to R.J.'s paranoia. 791 01:02:11.290 --> 01:02:13.690 His religious parents had warned him 792 01:02:13.700 --> 01:02:14.859 about playing with himself. 793 01:02:14.860 --> 01:02:16.579 Masturbation was the most sinful thing 794 01:02:16.580 --> 01:02:17.769 you could do in that household, 795 01:02:17.770 --> 01:02:20.779 and if you gave into such devilish behavior, 796 01:02:20.780 --> 01:02:22.523 the knob goblin would get you. 797 01:02:23.920 --> 01:02:26.420 (tense music) 798 01:02:29.871 --> 01:02:32.621 (R.J. sniffling) 799 01:02:41.407 --> 01:02:42.400 (R.J. sighs) 800 01:02:42.401 --> 01:02:44.590 -: All right, you bastard. 801 01:02:44.600 --> 01:02:47.422 If you're real, show yourself. 802 01:02:47.423 --> 01:02:52.423 (tense music) (loud squishing) 803 01:02:58.446 --> 01:03:00.606 (low grumbling) 804 01:03:00.607 --> 01:03:03.857 (knob goblin growling) 805 01:03:06.400 --> 01:03:08.899 - : We may never know who actually killed his brother, 806 01:03:08.900 --> 01:03:11.509 but at least we can get some closure for R.J.'s psyche. 807 01:03:11.510 --> 01:03:13.409 The last step is acknowledging 808 01:03:13.410 --> 01:03:18.410 there's no such thing as demonic creatures in the basement. 809 01:03:18.576 --> 01:03:21.760 (tense music) 810 01:03:26.370 --> 01:03:26.870 (knob goblin growls) 811 01:03:26.871 --> 01:03:29.453 (R.J. screams) 812 01:03:41.587 --> 01:03:42.899 (cuckoo clock chiming) 813 01:03:42.900 --> 01:03:44.283 Time's up R.J. 814 01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:47.757 Did you hear me, R.J.? 815 01:03:50.378 --> 01:03:52.878 (tense music) 816 01:03:59.440 --> 01:04:00.440 Well, shit. 817 01:04:09.850 --> 01:04:11.150 -: What the hell you doin'? 818 01:04:12.332 --> 01:04:13.332 Call the police. 819 01:04:16.990 --> 01:04:20.267 -: So, I still get paid for this, right? 820 01:04:23.998 --> 01:04:26.831 (Dr. Blair sighs) 821 01:04:27.918 --> 01:04:30.751 (blood squishing) 822 01:04:34.350 --> 01:04:36.850 (eerie music) 823 01:06:45.289 --> 01:06:47.880 (tense music) 824 01:06:47.890 --> 01:06:50.922 (singing in foreign language) 825 01:07:09.768 --> 01:07:11.650 (dramatic music) 826 01:07:11.651 --> 01:07:15.484 (singing in foreign language) 827 01:08:12.220 --> 01:08:17.220 ("Cannibals in Love" by The Mission Creeps) 828 01:08:29.215 --> 01:08:32.124 ♪ You and me alone ♪ 829 01:08:32.125 --> 01:08:37.125 ♪ With a hunger and a craving ♪ 830 01:08:38.341 --> 01:08:41.809 ♪ Nothing here to eat ♪ 831 01:08:41.810 --> 01:08:46.810 ♪ One of us must say ♪ 832 01:08:47.286 --> 01:08:50.710 ♪ Usual, it's true ♪ 833 01:08:50.711 --> 01:08:55.711 ♪ I'm stranger than the normal mind ♪ 834 01:08:56.439 --> 01:08:59.670 ♪ I offer it to you ♪ 835 01:08:59.671 --> 01:09:04.671 ♪ So one of us may thrive ♪ 836 01:09:09.227 --> 01:09:14.227 ♪ Cannibals in love ♪ 837 01:09:18.453 --> 01:09:23.453 ♪ Cannibals in love ♪ 838 01:09:24.870 --> 01:09:26.923 ♪ What good's an eye ♪ 839 01:09:26.924 --> 01:09:31.924 ♪ If I can't see your flaws ♪ 840 01:09:33.244 --> 01:09:36.123 ♪ Take it if you wish ♪ 841 01:09:36.124 --> 01:09:41.124 ♪ I will always be in awe ♪ 842 01:09:42.650 --> 01:09:45.150 ♪ And what good's a leg ♪ 843 01:09:45.151 --> 01:09:50.151 ♪ If I plan to never leave ya ♪ 844 01:09:51.380 --> 01:09:54.387 ♪ Carry me away ♪ 845 01:09:54.388 --> 01:09:59.388 ♪ And I promise to believe in ya ♪ 846 01:10:04.150 --> 01:10:09.150 ♪ Cannibals in love ♪ 847 01:10:13.204 --> 01:10:15.811 ♪ Cannibals in love ♪ 848 01:10:15.812 --> 01:10:19.229 (tense electronic music) 849 01:10:52.223 --> 01:10:53.466 Snake: Knob goblins? 850 01:10:53.467 --> 01:10:55.802 Dr. Blair: Knob goblin, knob goblin would get you. 851 01:10:55.803 --> 01:10:57.110 Snake: Knob goblins? 852 01:10:57.120 --> 01:10:59.891 Dr. Blair: Knob goblin would get you, knob goblin. 853 01:10:59.892 --> 01:11:01.529 The knob goblin would get you. 58566

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