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Adult Adam: Back in the '80s,
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all the best TV shows
featured a cool vehicle.
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Airwolf was a badass chopper.
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Street Hawk tore it up on a cycle.
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But my favorite was K.I.T.T.
from "Knight Rider"...
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A turbo-boosted talking super car!
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I was so obsessed,
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I even made my own version of K.I.T.T.,
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and I named it G.I.T.T.!
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Oh, no, G.I.T.T.!
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The evil corporate types are chasing us
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in that armored truck!
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What the hell did you
do to my station wagon?
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Isn't it great?
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I turned it into G.I.T.T.,
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which stands for Goldberg
Industries Turbo Transport!
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Well, you're a moron,
which stands for moron, moron.
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That doesn't work as an acronym.
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Even though Hollywood seemed
millions of miles away
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from Jenkintown, as fate would have it,
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TV's coolest car
was about to roll into my life!
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Holy K.I.T.T.
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Mom, I am coming to you
with an urgent request,
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'cause you understand
the hopes and dreams
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of a sensitive, artistic boy.
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What is it, Love Bug? Tell Mama.
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I want to go see K.I.T.T.
in the Gimbels Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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I'm not driving you
anywhere on Thanksgiving.
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Please, Mama.
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Make the awful man take me
to see the thing I love.
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Sweetie, I would never deprive
my delicious little schmoopster
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of anything his heart desires.
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Yes! In your face, guy
who's gonna drive me to fun!
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However, it is Thanksgiving...
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It's the one day a year
when we gather together
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as a family and appreciate the feast
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that I've been working on for months.
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In your face.
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Fine, forget your car!
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I've got my own set of wheels,
and I will make it downtown!
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["Knight Rider" theme plays]
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This was so much cooler when I was 7.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless,
I feel the need to say
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Synced and corrected by Nest0r
www.addic7ed.com
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps getting
clearer every day
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It was Thanksgiving, 1980-something,
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and the Goldbergs' turkey day traditions
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- were in full swing...
- [Doorbell rings]
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which meant a visit
from my uncle Marvin.
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Freeze, turkeys! [Laughs]
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That's right.
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Thanksgiving got a little bit safer.
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Now that Officer
Goldberg is on the case!
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Oh, my God! I know a cop now.
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Okay, don't get sucked in.
He's not a real cop.
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He's just an idiot that works in a mall.
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Actually, Mur-Man, for the record,
I'm more than a cop.
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I'm above the law. The
laws don't apply to me.
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I'm like The Equalizer or Batman!
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Both of which aren't real...
Just like your badge.
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Does this look not real to you?
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We got a 10-50 at the Goldberg
residence, please respond.
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Cool! What's a 10-50?
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A homicide.
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Murder?!
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Isn't HQ gonna respond?!
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No, they can tell
by the tone of my voice
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I'm just having a little fun.
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Awesome! Do you have a gun?
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Nope, I'm not allowed!
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But... there's no rules
against [Singsong voice] this!
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[Laughs] This my little potato gun.
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I had it made special.
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It may not look like much,
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but at close range,
it'll take out a rhino.
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Get that thing out of here
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before you hurt someone, you moron!
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That's it!
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As an officer of the Gallery Mall,
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I will not be disrespected this way.
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I'm storming out!
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No. No. No.
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There will be no storming
this year, do you hear me?
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We are going to eat together as a family
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with no drama, understand?
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Psht!
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[Grunts]
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Okay.
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Oh!
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Here's the story.
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Oh!
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Barry came at me... He
was out of control.
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You're gonna have to stab
me in the arm...
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That was awesome!
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Oh, my God, you're alive!
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[Sighs]
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[Voice breaking] Come here.
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Amazingly, the potato gun
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wasn't the craziest thing
to happen that holiday.
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It was a revelation
that would change my mom forever.
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Mom, I have a huge announcement.
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I just read "Diet for a Small Planet,"
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and I am officially a vegetarian.
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No, you're not. Get out of here.
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Not that stupid thing... This.
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Okay, I'm heading out.
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See you at 9:00 when
Thanksgiving is over.
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What?
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Lainey's dad invited me
to their big dinner,
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and I'm going, even though I know
what you're gonna say...
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[High-pitched voice] "My name is Mom,
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and this is the most important
day of the year for me."
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Ha! That's totally her!
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Actually, I wasn't
gonna say that at all.
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You can go to Lainey's for Thanksgiving
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if that's what you want.
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Really?
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You go have fun.
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I'll just be here doing my mom thang.
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[Chuckles]
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Hey, there, guess what.
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You're invited to our Thanksgiving.
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The invitation is just a formality.
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You're coming... No, it's not an option.
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Well, thanks, but we kind
of have our own thing...
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Okay, it's settled. Yay!
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I'll see you in a few.
Don't bring any food.
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I'm closing the door, shutting
off all communication, okay?
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- Yay again!
- No, I didn't...
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While my mom was forcing Bill
and Lainey to our Thanksgiving,
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my dad was forced to spend
quality time with his brother.
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When we get close enough,
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I want you to triangulate the source.
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K.I.T.T.: We should be close enough now.
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Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is this?
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It's a show about a talking
car that Adam loves.
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Pretty silly, isn't it?
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Well, yeah, but I-I got to admit,
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I'm digging this guy's style.
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All right, give me a visual
on the license plate.
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Good idea.
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Whoo-hoo! You're so right!
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The man oozes cool.
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Adult Adam: And then,
for the first time in ages,
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my dad and Uncle Marvin
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actually had something in common.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Unexpectedly, Thanksgiving
became a thing of joy for them.
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Yahtzee!
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We'll just watch one more.
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Or two. Or three. Just to pass the time.
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Since I was a geek who had
taped every episode,
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my dad and uncle were able to sit down
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for the world's first
binge-watching session.
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We should do this more often.
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You know, bros watching shows.
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This is us at our best.
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Like when we'd watch
"Lone Ranger" as kids?
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You'd always be my Tonto.
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Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh! I got to hear this.
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K.I.T.T.'s lost his nerve.
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Who would've thought
that a car could doubt itself?
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It's not nearly as crazy
as when Michael fought
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his evil goateed twin, Garthe.
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Or when K.I.T.T. battled
his evil twin K.A.R.R.
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with a yellow light
instead of the red one!
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How do they come up with this stuff?!
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Man, that is one cool ride.
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I betcha it looks even better in person.
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Whoa, whoa,
za-bah-bah-bah-oh-ho-ho hold on!
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This is the car that's gonna be
in the Thanksgiving Day parade!
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I remember hearing that before.
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Mur-Man, they park all of the floats
in the mall parking lot!
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Must be d?j? vu.
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Come on, you think that The Hoff
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would bail on an opportunity like this?
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Never! Let's ride.
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I keep feeling like I'm
forgetting something.
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[Sighs]
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What could it be?
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Ah, camera.
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I can't believe you!
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What kind of monster
won't let her own son
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abandon his entire
family on Thanksgiving?!
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You left me no choice.
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You know I would literally die
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if I didn't have all my children
here for Thanksgiving.
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Is that what you want...
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To bury your mother on Thanksgiving?
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Yes!
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Lainey's dad inviting me to his house
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is the first clear sign
that he's given up on hating my guts!
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Boopie, now you have
the best of both worlds.
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You can have dinner with Lainey's family
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and with your actual family
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who means so much more
than those other people.
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[Doorbell rings]
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Hello. Welcome to a Goldberg Thanks-
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Gangway, gangway! Have no fear,
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the Thanksgiving cavalry is here!
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Um, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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Bill, I told you, you didn't
have to bring anything.
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Oh, please! As a guest,
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it's my job to bring you a few snacks.
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Main course. Also six pies.
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That is so sweet.
[Chuckles] Really, but no.
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[Chuckles] We're covered on food,
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and I'm about to put
my turkey in the oven.
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Oven? Well, I guess that's one less
delicious way to do it.
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Dad, you promised to keep it breezy.
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That's me... Easy-breezy Bill,
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and he says it can't be Thanksgiving
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without his famous fried turkey.
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Fried? [Laughs]
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Never had a Thanksgiving
without my fryer.
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So, you know...
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Do something?
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How about we serve both of them?
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- Great idea, son.
- You called me son.
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Yes, thank you, my actual son.
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[Laughs] Double birds.
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Makes total sense.
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Huge Thanksgiving announcement,
Bill and Lainey.
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I won't be eating turkey
this year for moral reasons.
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What's her deal?
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Get out of here!
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No one has time
for your thing this year.
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While Thanksgiving
was off to a competitive start,
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I was realizing I lost out big time.
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I seemed to be the only person
in all of Philadelphia
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who wasn't seeing K.I.T.T. that day.
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Oh, man. I wish I was there.
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Literally.
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- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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What the hell is that?!
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It looks your father and your uncle
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doing the thing you wanted to do...
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I know what it is, Pops!
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Whoo!
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That was amazing.
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Who would've enjoyed this more than us?!
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No one, that's who!
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There was someone...
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A spiteful dork in a puffer vest
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ready to unleash pure nerd rage.
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You!
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What are you doing?!
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I got to pull the car in!
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How could you two see K.I.T.T.
without me?!
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Calm down.
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How was I supposed to know
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00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,689
you wanted to see the awesome TV car?
256
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'Cause I'm the one who told
you about it!
257
00:08:32,906 --> 00:08:35,845
Ahh. That's where I heard that.
258
00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:39,267
In my defense, you're always
talking about these He-Mans,
259
00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:42,478
these robots, and these Trons,
they all kind of blur together.
260
00:08:42,503 --> 00:08:44,533
You're confusing sci-fi fantasy
261
00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,595
with reality-based sci-fi action.
262
00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:48,153
You're embarrassing yourself!
263
00:08:48,178 --> 00:08:50,634
Listen, kid, if it's any consolation,
264
00:08:50,659 --> 00:08:51,775
you were totally right.
265
00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,633
Meeting K.I.T.T. in person...
266
00:08:53,955 --> 00:08:55,478
It was, like, life changing.
267
00:08:55,503 --> 00:08:58,004
It w... it was better
than you could ever think!
268
00:08:58,029 --> 00:09:00,931
That's not a consolation!
That's rubbing my face in it!
269
00:09:00,956 --> 00:09:03,728
Look, I know it meant a lot
to you, so it's on me.
270
00:09:03,753 --> 00:09:04,345
And...?
271
00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:06,494
And, uh... we should
just move past this.
272
00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:07,952
- No!
- Hey! Hey!
273
00:09:07,977 --> 00:09:11,011
Your father is opening
up his heart to you, Adam.
274
00:09:11,256 --> 00:09:13,623
You should be more
sensitive to his feelings.
275
00:09:13,648 --> 00:09:14,814
It's Thanksgiving, man!
276
00:09:15,049 --> 00:09:15,705
Kids, huh?
277
00:09:15,730 --> 00:09:17,103
Unbelievable.
278
00:09:17,128 --> 00:09:18,947
Fine! You want... You want to see bad?!
279
00:09:19,542 --> 00:09:23,077
Do... Mark my words,
vengeance will be...
280
00:09:23,102 --> 00:09:24,368
Oh, man, this thing's fast!
281
00:09:24,786 --> 00:09:26,183
[Quickly] Vengeance will be mine!
282
00:09:26,708 --> 00:09:28,261
Ew, there's a spider here!
283
00:09:28,465 --> 00:09:29,751
It was still Thanksgiving,
284
00:09:29,776 --> 00:09:31,408
and I was going to dish
some sweet revenge
285
00:09:31,433 --> 00:09:33,729
by turning my dad and uncle
against each other.
286
00:09:33,754 --> 00:09:35,420
Come on, they're getting along.
287
00:09:35,454 --> 00:09:38,752
Don't take that away from them
over some singing boat.
288
00:09:38,777 --> 00:09:40,276
Talking car.
289
00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:42,145
Enough with this meshuggaas.
290
00:09:42,214 --> 00:09:43,949
Dad and Uncle Marvin
think they can just take
291
00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,363
my favorite TV show? [Laughs]
292
00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:50,026
We'll see about that when
I unleash the power of this.
293
00:09:50,051 --> 00:09:51,150
A fun kid's game?
294
00:09:51,252 --> 00:09:52,318
Ages 8 and up,
295
00:09:52,387 --> 00:09:55,288
and guaranteed to turn
my uncle against my dad.
296
00:09:55,313 --> 00:09:57,646
That's it, we are officially
not brothers!
297
00:09:57,792 --> 00:09:59,158
Guys, relax.
298
00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,574
All I said was only one person
299
00:10:01,599 --> 00:10:03,550
could be the Michael Knight game piece.
300
00:10:03,582 --> 00:10:06,987
We just have to figure
out which one of you is not the hero.
301
00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:07,878
I'm the Hoff!
302
00:10:07,903 --> 00:10:09,957
If anyone is Michael Knight, it's me!
303
00:10:09,982 --> 00:10:12,416
Be the car! You love the car!
304
00:10:12,441 --> 00:10:16,238
You think that I would ever
let you ride in me?
305
00:10:16,263 --> 00:10:17,596
Oh-ho-ho!
306
00:10:17,774 --> 00:10:19,574
I ride in you!
307
00:10:19,602 --> 00:10:21,936
Oh, this is, like, crazy awkward.
308
00:10:21,961 --> 00:10:24,061
We can't have two Michael Knights.
309
00:10:24,198 --> 00:10:25,644
This is just like when we were kids
310
00:10:25,669 --> 00:10:27,902
and you always wanted
to be the Lone Ranger,
311
00:10:28,190 --> 00:10:29,956
and you forced me to be Tonto!
312
00:10:29,981 --> 00:10:31,168
You loved Tonto!
313
00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:32,464
Why don't you both discuss
314
00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,300
the childhood betrayal in detail?
315
00:10:34,325 --> 00:10:36,373
I always wanted to be the Lone Ranger,
316
00:10:36,398 --> 00:10:38,065
but now I proved you wrong!
317
00:10:38,133 --> 00:10:38,799
I'm a cop!
318
00:10:38,824 --> 00:10:39,956
You're not a cop!
319
00:10:40,069 --> 00:10:42,713
You just guard the fountain
where the bored dads sit.
320
00:10:42,738 --> 00:10:44,471
Ouch. Attacking you as a person.
321
00:10:44,496 --> 00:10:46,877
Well, you know everything there
is to know about sitting,
322
00:10:46,902 --> 00:10:47,941
don't you, Mur?
323
00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:51,300
Because that's all you
ever do, you lazy ass!
324
00:10:51,325 --> 00:10:53,316
Well, I'm walking now!
325
00:10:53,341 --> 00:10:54,199
Look at this!
326
00:10:54,224 --> 00:10:56,402
You can't storm out! That's my move!
327
00:10:56,506 --> 00:10:58,106
He is the worst, huh?
328
00:10:58,574 --> 00:10:59,855
Know what'll really piss him off?
329
00:10:59,880 --> 00:11:02,355
I don't. Tell me. Say it!
330
00:11:02,380 --> 00:11:04,480
A picture of you sitting
in the real K.I.T.T.
331
00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:05,837
That would prove you're the Hoff.
332
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:08,184
Hey! The mall where I work...
333
00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,113
That's where they're storing
all the Thanksgiving Day floats...
334
00:11:10,138 --> 00:11:13,160
K.I.T.T. included! Let's go there now.
335
00:11:13,185 --> 00:11:14,318
What a brilliant idea,
336
00:11:14,343 --> 00:11:16,550
which you had with no help from me.
337
00:11:16,578 --> 00:11:18,478
Here's your jacket and car keys!
338
00:11:18,798 --> 00:11:19,980
Let's jam!
339
00:11:20,028 --> 00:11:21,183
As my plan was heating up,
340
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,581
things were getting frostier
between Bill and my mom.
341
00:11:23,775 --> 00:11:25,708
Excusez-moi.
342
00:11:25,816 --> 00:11:27,924
Okay, Bill, if you could just stay
343
00:11:27,949 --> 00:11:30,269
in your designated area,
I would appreciate it.
344
00:11:30,294 --> 00:11:31,160
Oh, my bad. You see,
345
00:11:31,185 --> 00:11:33,011
when you're
a pro at Thanksgiving like me,
346
00:11:33,036 --> 00:11:33,917
cooking is like jazz.
347
00:11:33,942 --> 00:11:35,456
You just go where it takes you.
348
00:11:35,481 --> 00:11:37,128
Bad-dap-pap-pow
349
00:11:37,153 --> 00:11:37,714
Salt.
350
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,667
No one likes jazz, okay? No one.
351
00:11:40,692 --> 00:11:42,738
Oh, well, maybe we should do
a little Pepsi challenge.
352
00:11:42,763 --> 00:11:45,160
Put our birds side by side.
Winner takes all!
353
00:11:45,185 --> 00:11:47,191
We're not having a cook-off, okay?
354
00:11:47,216 --> 00:11:48,230
You're a guest in my home.
355
00:11:48,255 --> 00:11:49,980
I couldn't embarrass you like that.
356
00:11:50,005 --> 00:11:51,433
Ooh! Sounds like someone's scared.
357
00:11:51,458 --> 00:11:53,550
Maybe you should be cooking
a chicken instead! Ba-gawk!
358
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:56,356
Okay, now he's taunting her
with the chicken squawk.
359
00:11:56,396 --> 00:11:58,674
- This is bad.
- Don't sweat it, babe.
360
00:11:58,699 --> 00:12:01,542
Big Tasty is the master
at defusing tension.
361
00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:02,635
- There's a line.
- Excuse me.
362
00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,355
- Stop it.
- I'm gonna just help you.
363
00:12:03,380 --> 00:12:05,597
Mom. Bill. It's Thanksgiving.
364
00:12:05,630 --> 00:12:07,597
And me and Lainey both think...
365
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:09,909
Oh, sweet god of food,
366
00:12:09,934 --> 00:12:11,701
what is in my mouth-face right now?!
367
00:12:11,726 --> 00:12:12,519
Barry, no!
368
00:12:12,544 --> 00:12:14,199
My famous fried stuffing balls.
369
00:12:14,224 --> 00:12:17,386
Bill wins! Bill wins the Pepsi
challenge for Thanksgiving!
370
00:12:17,411 --> 00:12:18,744
Okay, what Barry meant to say
371
00:12:18,769 --> 00:12:20,331
was let's not make today a competition.
372
00:12:20,356 --> 00:12:21,402
It's not what the holiday's about.
373
00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:22,824
Ow, so hot! Don't care.
374
00:12:22,849 --> 00:12:24,026
Kids make a good point, Bev.
375
00:12:24,051 --> 00:12:25,617
Today's not about winners or losers.
376
00:12:25,686 --> 00:12:26,441
Don't look at me.
377
00:12:26,466 --> 00:12:28,682
You're right. Shame on us
for competing over
378
00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:30,244
who cares more about Thanksgiving.
379
00:12:30,269 --> 00:12:31,629
Although, if it was a competition,
380
00:12:31,654 --> 00:12:33,614
clearly I'd win because I'm a single dad
381
00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:34,704
and this day is all I got.
382
00:12:34,777 --> 00:12:36,043
Oh, would you win, though?
383
00:12:36,112 --> 00:12:38,690
'Cause I'm the one with three kids
about to leave the nest
384
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,480
and pretty soon it'll just
be me and Murray
385
00:12:40,505 --> 00:12:44,641
staring silently at each other
across a long table thinking,
386
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,160
"Is this all there is?"
387
00:12:46,185 --> 00:12:47,300
Sad story, Bev.
388
00:12:47,325 --> 00:12:48,324
But not as sad as the Thanksgiving
389
00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:49,548
when Lainey's mommy left.
390
00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:50,949
Which isn't important, 'cause
it's not a competition.
391
00:12:50,974 --> 00:12:51,980
No, it isn't.
392
00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:53,627
So it doesn't matter
that I tell you that year
393
00:12:53,652 --> 00:12:55,485
I was too depressed to cook.
394
00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:57,648
Little Lainey looked up at me and said,
395
00:12:57,717 --> 00:12:59,197
[High-pitched] "Why
no twurkey, Dada?"
396
00:12:59,369 --> 00:13:00,434
[Normal voice] In that moment,
397
00:13:00,459 --> 00:13:02,613
I vowed that I would always
fry her a turkey.
398
00:13:02,638 --> 00:13:04,142
Okay, now you're both just competing
399
00:13:04,167 --> 00:13:05,207
over whose life is sadder.
400
00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:07,636
Oh, you want sad? I'll give you sad.
401
00:13:07,727 --> 00:13:11,456
It was Thanksgiving 1946,
but where was Grandma?
402
00:13:11,527 --> 00:13:12,425
Not at dinner.
403
00:13:12,450 --> 00:13:14,674
She was pinned underneath a trolley car.
404
00:13:14,699 --> 00:13:17,399
Okay, stop. Just go back
to your stupid turkey competition.
405
00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,285
- May the best turkey win.
- Which is mine!
406
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:20,916
Excuse me, I need to get through.
407
00:13:20,941 --> 00:13:21,707
- I'm sorry.
- Pardon me.
408
00:13:21,809 --> 00:13:23,041
- I'm sorry.
- Pardon me.
409
00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:25,050
As the turkey competition
turned into a nightmare,
410
00:13:25,074 --> 00:13:27,628
I was about to meet
the car of my dreams.
411
00:13:27,653 --> 00:13:29,018
Follow me.
412
00:13:29,043 --> 00:13:32,711
Stick to the shadows and watch my 6:00.
413
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:35,581
[Choir singing]
414
00:13:35,683 --> 00:13:41,687
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
415
00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:43,188
[Engine starts]
416
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,124
Do you hear that?
417
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,625
[Imitates K.I.T.T.'s scanner whooshing]
418
00:13:46,694 --> 00:13:49,228
[Imitates K.I.T.T.'s scanner whooshing]
419
00:13:50,269 --> 00:13:51,292
Do me a favor.
420
00:13:51,324 --> 00:13:52,986
I want you to take a picture
of me as Michael Knight
421
00:13:53,012 --> 00:13:54,466
and we can rub it
in your dad's ass face!
422
00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:55,058
[Laughs]
423
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:56,781
Say "Trans zam!"
424
00:13:56,883 --> 00:13:58,370
[Laughs]
425
00:13:58,714 --> 00:14:00,952
Cool, and then m-maybe we could switch?
426
00:14:01,054 --> 00:14:02,853
Or we can fire it up
427
00:14:02,889 --> 00:14:05,456
and then your dad can see
me behind the wheel!
428
00:14:05,525 --> 00:14:07,940
Uhh, I think if we get
caught driving it,
429
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,699
we could get into some serious trouble.
430
00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:10,958
Don't worry, kid.
431
00:14:11,027 --> 00:14:12,910
The security in this mall is terrible.
432
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,702
Aah!
433
00:14:15,098 --> 00:14:17,231
["Knight Rider" theme plays]
434
00:14:21,204 --> 00:14:23,304
[Both humming to "Knight Rider" theme]
435
00:14:29,145 --> 00:14:31,379
-
Da-dada-da
-
Da-dada-da
436
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:34,382
-
I am the Knight Rider
-
I am the Knight Rider
437
00:14:34,484 --> 00:14:36,084
[Both laugh]
438
00:14:36,152 --> 00:14:37,185
What the hell is this?!
439
00:14:37,287 --> 00:14:40,488
Now who's Michael Knight,
you dook nugget?!
440
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:44,136
You made my son an accessory
to grand theft auto
441
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:45,160
just to get back at me?
442
00:14:45,228 --> 00:14:46,494
It was worth it!
443
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,952
Unless I go to jail. Then
it was not worth it.
444
00:14:48,977 --> 00:14:51,019
Get ready to gobble gobble, Goldbergs!
445
00:14:51,066 --> 00:14:53,033
Yes, we're all very
excited to eat a turkey
446
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:54,491
that's been fried in a trash can.
447
00:14:54,538 --> 00:14:58,005
Well, everybody hold on, your taste
buds are about to explode!
448
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,030
- Whoa!
- Aah!
449
00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:02,232
Admit it. I'm the Michael Knight.
450
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:04,000
I'm even driving the car!
451
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,970
- [Breathlessly] Son of a bitch!
- Holy crap!
452
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:09,112
[Voice breaking] Oh, no,
K.I.T.T.'s hurt real bad!
453
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:09,835
Balls!
454
00:15:09,941 --> 00:15:11,580
Somebody call a car doctor!
455
00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:13,502
That's called a mechanic, you moron.
456
00:15:13,527 --> 00:15:14,647
[Normal voice] You shut up!
457
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,361
I'm the Michael Knight, okay?!
458
00:15:16,463 --> 00:15:18,630
I know exactly what to do here.
459
00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,212
What's that?
460
00:15:22,980 --> 00:15:24,146
It had been moments
461
00:15:24,181 --> 00:15:25,923
since the Great Goldberg
Turkey Explosion,
462
00:15:25,948 --> 00:15:28,588
but inside, my family
was about to go nuclear.
463
00:15:28,613 --> 00:15:31,325
This is your fault, Mur!
You did that to my car!
464
00:15:31,350 --> 00:15:32,877
It's not your car!
465
00:15:32,902 --> 00:15:36,035
And how would I send a turkey
flying out of the sky?
466
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,542
A turkey only goes airborne
like that if it's frozen,
467
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,269
which means somebody popped it
in the freezer! You did this!
468
00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:42,127
Excuse me?
469
00:15:42,152 --> 00:15:43,085
It's just like you
470
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:45,316
to steal a car on Thanksgiving.
471
00:15:45,348 --> 00:15:47,558
Why don't you bring it back
before something worse happens?!
472
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,253
There you go, bossing me around again!
473
00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:52,233
Face it... You've been jealous
of my turkey
474
00:15:52,258 --> 00:15:53,933
since the moment it stepped
claw in this house.
475
00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,524
This is exactly why I hated playing
476
00:15:55,549 --> 00:15:57,035
the Lone Ranger when we were kids.
477
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,285
I had to be bossy!
478
00:15:58,566 --> 00:15:59,932
I was the one raising you,
479
00:15:59,965 --> 00:16:01,691
'cause our dad was never there!
480
00:16:01,716 --> 00:16:04,011
Admit it! You put
that turkey in the freezer!
481
00:16:04,036 --> 00:16:05,354
I never asked you to be my father.
482
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,279
I never asked for you to be my brother,
483
00:16:07,348 --> 00:16:08,706
but I didn't get
a choice in that either.
484
00:16:08,731 --> 00:16:10,940
All right! Maybe I did
want your turkey to be
485
00:16:10,965 --> 00:16:12,721
a tad less delicious than mine,
486
00:16:12,746 --> 00:16:14,980
but I didn't know it was going
to turn into a meat rocket!
487
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:15,877
Ah-ha!
488
00:16:15,902 --> 00:16:17,151
Oh, boy. Barry, say something.
489
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,549
- I have no mother!
- Something helpful.
490
00:16:18,574 --> 00:16:20,180
Then we both agree... We're
done being brothers!
491
00:16:20,205 --> 00:16:21,181
Fine by me!
492
00:16:21,206 --> 00:16:23,760
No! The idea here was to enjoy a car,
493
00:16:23,785 --> 00:16:25,050
not hate each other forever!
494
00:16:25,075 --> 00:16:26,003
Don't look at me!
495
00:16:26,028 --> 00:16:28,213
He's the one that refused
to let me be Michael Knight!
496
00:16:28,238 --> 00:16:29,940
I was wrong. There can be two!
497
00:16:29,965 --> 00:16:32,081
Like how there are two Adam
Goldbergs in my school!
498
00:16:32,106 --> 00:16:33,995
Come on, Lainey. We're leaving!
499
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,819
Yeah! I'm leaving, as well!
500
00:16:35,973 --> 00:16:37,806
And I'm never coming back!
501
00:16:37,861 --> 00:16:39,119
The Hoff has spoken.
502
00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:40,957
Oh, no, he hasn't. You know why?
503
00:16:40,982 --> 00:16:42,148
Because I'm the Hoff!
504
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,273
Oh, look, now the Hoff's spoken!
505
00:16:44,298 --> 00:16:46,283
Oh, no, you are mistaken
because the Hoff already spoke!
506
00:16:46,308 --> 00:16:47,808
Uncle Marvin, don't go!
507
00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:49,151
You know nothing of the Hoff!
508
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,009
I am the Hoff, infinity, no backsies!
509
00:16:51,034 --> 00:16:51,870
There's two Adam Goldbergs!
510
00:16:51,895 --> 00:16:53,674
One of us uses an F to differentiate!
511
00:16:53,699 --> 00:16:55,236
What the... Everyone, come back!
512
00:16:55,262 --> 00:16:57,629
It's Thanks-[Bleep]-giving!
513
00:16:57,698 --> 00:17:00,065
This is what you get
for being meat eaters.
514
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,933
[Chuckles]
515
00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:04,069
Not the right time to talk
about my thing, huh?
516
00:17:04,171 --> 00:17:06,771
I'll come back later.
517
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,440
518
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:09,441
[Sighs]
519
00:17:09,543 --> 00:17:11,581
Look at that guy...
520
00:17:11,606 --> 00:17:13,406
Born to be a pain in my ass.
521
00:17:13,473 --> 00:17:15,639
Look, don't blame Uncle Marvin.
522
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,360
I may have kind of purposely
523
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:19,785
turned you guys against each other.
524
00:17:19,887 --> 00:17:20,605
Why?
525
00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:22,714
I was mad you saw K.I.T.T. without me,
526
00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:25,624
but it was wrong to tear you guys apart.
527
00:17:25,692 --> 00:17:27,692
Also, it was shockingly easy to do.
528
00:17:27,828 --> 00:17:29,928
Honestly, it weirdly took no effort.
529
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,916
Yeah, well, it's on me not remembering
530
00:17:32,941 --> 00:17:34,316
that that's your favorite show.
531
00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,206
At least I finally got to see the car
532
00:17:36,231 --> 00:17:38,765
'cause, you know, w-we stole it.
533
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:41,091
And I finally got along with my brother.
534
00:17:41,348 --> 00:17:42,580
For a little while, at least.
535
00:17:42,649 --> 00:17:45,016
Well, it doesn't have to be over.
536
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:47,619
[When In Rome's "The Promise" plays]
537
00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:52,624
[Sighs]
538
00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:54,800
Let me guess. You came
out here to tell me how much
539
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,391
I screwed everything up again.
540
00:17:56,416 --> 00:18:00,831
I came out here to tell you that, um...
541
00:18:00,856 --> 00:18:02,556
If you need a friend
542
00:18:02,656 --> 00:18:03,656
I was wrong.
543
00:18:03,681 --> 00:18:04,513
What?
544
00:18:04,538 --> 00:18:05,331
Don't look to a stranger
545
00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:07,423
Look, I know I wasn't great
to you when we were growing up...
546
00:18:07,448 --> 00:18:08,245
You know in the end
547
00:18:08,270 --> 00:18:10,569
but, you know, Dad wasn't around,
548
00:18:10,594 --> 00:18:12,706
and I figured I had to be the boss.
549
00:18:12,790 --> 00:18:14,056
I'll always be there
550
00:18:14,081 --> 00:18:16,047
Yeah, well, I'm sure it wasn't easy.
551
00:18:16,431 --> 00:18:17,464
But when you're in doubt
552
00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:19,455
Point is, I should have
given you the chance
553
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,613
to be the Lone Ranger, too.
554
00:18:20,648 --> 00:18:21,808
And when you're in danger
555
00:18:21,849 --> 00:18:23,550
Thanks, man, that means a lot.
556
00:18:23,575 --> 00:18:25,441
Well, you can still be the Hoff.
557
00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:26,972
-
Take a look all around
- It's up to you.
558
00:18:26,997 --> 00:18:28,730
You know, you're the one who's the cop.
559
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:31,590
-
And I'll be there
- [Voice breaking] Aww, Mur.
560
00:18:31,659 --> 00:18:33,926
- You're choking me up here.
- That was not my intention.
561
00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:35,761
- Bring it in.
-
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
562
00:18:35,797 --> 00:18:37,496
- No, hugging in a car...
-
Of the right words to say
563
00:18:37,565 --> 00:18:38,565
- Come on in.
-
Promise
564
00:18:38,599 --> 00:18:39,932
- No, I... I...
- [Groans] Okay. Oh, buddy.
565
00:18:40,001 --> 00:18:41,433
I know they don't sound
the way I planned them to be
566
00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:42,968
-
Promise
-
But if you wait around a while
567
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:44,097
- What's going on out there?
-
I'll make you fall for me
568
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:46,144
- Dad apologized to Uncle Marvin.
-
I promise
569
00:18:46,169 --> 00:18:47,730
- No.
-
I promise you I will
570
00:18:47,755 --> 00:18:49,422
I guess that's what today's about...
571
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:52,168
Being thankful for the people
that are here,
572
00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:53,623
even if they drive you crazy.
573
00:18:53,655 --> 00:18:54,894
-
When your day is through
- In that moment,
574
00:18:54,919 --> 00:18:57,750
my mom realized she could
still save Thanksgiving.
575
00:18:57,775 --> 00:18:58,908
And so is your temper
576
00:18:58,933 --> 00:19:00,699
Well, well, it's the Turkey Saboteur.
577
00:19:00,753 --> 00:19:01,730
You know what to do
578
00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:04,057
I deserve that. But I, uh...
579
00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:04,933
I'm gonna always be there
580
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:08,105
just wanted to tell you that... you win.
581
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,733
- I do?
- Yes.
582
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:10,745
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
583
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,900
Your Thanksgivings were way sadder...
584
00:19:12,925 --> 00:19:13,807
Of the right words to say
585
00:19:13,832 --> 00:19:17,033
And I realize that as much
as the holiday means to me...
586
00:19:17,058 --> 00:19:17,847
I know they don't sound the way
587
00:19:17,872 --> 00:19:19,120
-
I planned them to be
- it means way more to you.
588
00:19:19,145 --> 00:19:20,464
But if you wait around a while
589
00:19:20,489 --> 00:19:22,878
Listen, I just wasn't ready
to change up Thanksgiving.
590
00:19:22,902 --> 00:19:23,589
I'll make you fall for me
591
00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:24,886
I promise, I promise you I will
592
00:19:24,911 --> 00:19:26,177
It's always been me and Lainey.
593
00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:27,634
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
594
00:19:27,659 --> 00:19:28,956
-
Of the right words to say
- She's all I have.
595
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:29,886
And now you have us, too.
596
00:19:29,911 --> 00:19:31,310
I know they don't sound the way
597
00:19:31,335 --> 00:19:33,135
-
I planned them to be
- And we can figure out
598
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,878
how to have the best
Thanksgiving for both of us.
599
00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:35,936
And if I had to walk the world
600
00:19:35,961 --> 00:19:37,003
I'd make you fall for me
601
00:19:37,028 --> 00:19:38,886
I promise you, I promise you I will
602
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,808
That year, our Thanksgiving
got a little bigger.
603
00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:42,972
Okay, folks,
604
00:19:42,997 --> 00:19:44,995
Bev and I aren't quite sure
what this will be like,
605
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,042
but it's her seasonings and a little bit
606
00:19:46,067 --> 00:19:48,534
of Lewis frying know-how. Dig in!
607
00:19:48,761 --> 00:19:50,253
I'm sorry, but I'm just thinking
608
00:19:50,285 --> 00:19:51,745
- Holy crap, that's amazing!
-
Of the right words to say
609
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,659
What happened to your vegetable thing?
610
00:19:53,684 --> 00:19:55,222
-
I know they don't sound the way
- Eh, I'll try it again next year
611
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:56,592
when everyone doesn't have
as much stuff going on.
612
00:19:56,617 --> 00:19:57,295
I planned them to be
613
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,222
But if you wait around a while
614
00:19:58,247 --> 00:20:00,642
Turns out, doesn't matter
what kind of turkey you cook.
615
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,894
- And a Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
-
I'll make you fall for me
616
00:20:02,919 --> 00:20:05,394
- Happy Thanksgiving, you guys.
- Or what table you sit at.
617
00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:06,261
I promise, I promise you I will
618
00:20:06,286 --> 00:20:08,449
It's the people who you
welcome into your home
619
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,340
- and your heart who really matter.
-
I will
620
00:20:10,365 --> 00:20:13,378
And that's something to be
truly thankful for.
621
00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:14,969
- Mmm.
-
I will
622
00:20:14,994 --> 00:20:16,117
I will
623
00:20:16,141 --> 00:20:17,619
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624
00:20:17,620 --> 00:20:19,587
625
00:20:19,706 --> 00:20:20,706
[Laughter] Go!
626
00:20:22,609 --> 00:20:24,609
[Turkey sizzling]
627
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,408
[Sighs] Being a vegetarian sucked.
628
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,557
Honestly, I was just looking
for something to distract me
629
00:20:32,582 --> 00:20:34,291
from thinking about Geoff all the time.
630
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,516
No, freakin' way!
631
00:20:35,541 --> 00:20:38,128
Hey, Geoff! Look, it's Geoff!
632
00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,560
I thought Barry was messing with me
633
00:20:39,595 --> 00:20:40,527
when he said K.I.T.T. was here.
634
00:20:40,552 --> 00:20:41,784
"Knight Rider" is my favorite show!
635
00:20:41,809 --> 00:20:46,066
Mine too! I love the knights
and horses and swords.
636
00:20:46,091 --> 00:20:47,128
Maybe don't talk until you've seen it.
637
00:20:47,153 --> 00:20:48,698
We should take her for a spin together!
638
00:20:48,723 --> 00:20:51,501
Uh, maybe grab a burger,
just me and you?
639
00:20:51,525 --> 00:20:53,402
Oh, my God, yes! We can swing
by Evy's house and pick her up!
640
00:20:53,427 --> 00:20:54,427
She's gonna flip!
641
00:20:54,528 --> 00:20:56,441
That's not how you
wanted it to work, huh?
642
00:20:56,472 --> 00:20:57,890
Yeah, really not my week.
643
00:20:57,914 --> 00:21:00,296
KITT, pick-up girlfriend.
644
00:21:00,321 --> 00:21:02,321
[Laugh]
645
00:21:02,371 --> 00:21:06,921
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