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Adult Adam: Of all the
indignities of middle school,
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nothing was worse than the
soul-crushing humiliation
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of being forced to swim in gym class...
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All right, swimmers,
let's have some fun!
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...the sickening smell of
chlorine, the thick, humid air,
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having to be shirtless
in front of your class
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while you were at your
most gawky and awkward.
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And it was worse for the girls.
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They would have to parade in front of us
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at the most self-conscious
time in their lives.
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Please don't look at me.
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Please don't look at me.
Please don't look at me!
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Yep, you dreaded it all year
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until, at last, it was unavoidable.
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Or... Was it?
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Goldfarb. No suit, again, I see.
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What is it this time?
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I have a contagious butt rash.
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I hated swimming so much,
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I would try pretty much
anything to get out of it.
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Swimming is against my religion.
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I'm allergic to water.
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I have an irritable bowel.
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I got one heck of a fungus downstairs.
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Yep, I had beaten the system.
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Adam is failing gym class.
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Or so I thought.
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I'd say the failing
is yours, but continue.
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Your son comes in every
day with a new excuse
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for why he can't swim.
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If my schmoops says he can't swim,
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then he must have a legitimate reason,
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and I fully support him.
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So, you can vouch for your son's claim
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that he can't get into the pool
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because he's a C.I.A.
operative wearing a wire?
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That's classified.
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I think I can shed some
light on what's going on here.
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Wow. Please do.
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Your boy is self-conscious
because of his wig.
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He doesn't wear a wig.
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Well, I'm stumped.
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But you better figure something out,
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because an "F" in gym
means Adam will never
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get to be a physical
educator later in life.
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Oh, no.
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He'll also have to repeat the 8th grade.
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Oh, no!
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Yeah, probably should've led with that.
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I'm twisted up inside
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But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say
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I don't know the future
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But the past keeps
getting clearer every day
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It was October 14, 1980-something,
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and Erica was doing
what she did every day...
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hanging with the cool kids.
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This one's shiny, and
this one's thermal.
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This one's flannel.
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[Gasps] This one's denim.
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Ooh, that's super-rare.
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Oh... My God.
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We are smart, ambitious women,
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and we're talking about scrunchies.
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Is this really the best
that we can do in our lives?
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Ooh, wait. I've got something.
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No. It's also about scrunchies.
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But lately she had been finding
hanging with the cool kids
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a little less fulfilling.
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Luckily, her search for
meaning came to an end
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when she saw one iconic video...
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"We Are the World," an
epic song for charity
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that brought together
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all America's biggest music legends.
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And for Erica, it was about to
give her shallow life meaning.
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Look... Kenny Rogers and Kenny Loggins!
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That's the two best Kennys
in one room... unheard of.
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You're right. If they can
make a difference, so can I.
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This changes everything.
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Attention, everyone.
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After some careful reflection,
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I am devoting myself
to changing the world.
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Good for you, sweetheart.
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That's very selfless and admirable.
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Yeah, that's great. [Coughing] Poser.
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Excuse me?
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Oh, I was just agreeing with pops.
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[Coughing] Poser.
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You take it back right now.
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Poser!
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I am not a poser.
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P-p-p-poser, poser, p-p-poser.
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- Stop it.
- P-p-p-p-p-p...
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- Stop.
- P-p-p-p...
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[coughs] Poser.
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- Shut up!
- Back then, "poser" was the worst name
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you could call someone.
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It meant you were a fake, a phony,
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or wearing the t-shirt of a
band you knew nothing about.
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Poser.
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I am not a poser.
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Social awareness is
super-important to me.
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I even got principal ball to start
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a social awareness club at school.
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Aw. It's just like when we saw
that "We Are the Earth" song.
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You got inspired by music? Ha!
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I am not a poser, okay?
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You're the one who
pretends to be a rapper
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and a ka-ra-te master.
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I don't pretend anything.
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At my core, I'm a
break-dancing samurai ninja
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who spits mad rhymes and dunks mad jams.
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That's just a smorgasbord
of absurd things
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mashed together in one ridiculous human.
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You want to know what's ridiculous?
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That you think people
would actually care about
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your dumb social awareness club,
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especially one started by a poser.
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You're a poser!
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Copied my insult...
ergo, you're a poser!
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Logic! Barry wins!
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You did not! Erica wins!
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No, he won. You copied him.
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It was weak, sweetheart.
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Have a slice of pizza and be happy.
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While Barry was tearing
down Erica's idea,
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my mom was about to try to build me up.
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Why don't we try to get the chief
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in a good mood for a change?
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Nell Carter looks like
she gives great hugs.
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What's going on with you?
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I hate dress...
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- No!
- Hey!
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Guess who just had a
meeting with Coach Mellor.
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Apparently, Adam is failing.
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I don't get it. You
used to love to swim.
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But I figured it out.
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Really?
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Yeah. It's your bathing suit.
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You're growing fast,
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and it's pinching
your little coin purse.
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That's why I got you these jams...
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Nice roomy swim trunks for
all your bits and berries.
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Go on. Model them for mama.
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I don't want to model the jams.
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Come on. They're jams.
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I know they're jams.
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Well, then show us how handsome
you look in your new jams.
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I don't want the jams.
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Come on. They're jams.
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He doesn't want the damn jams!
Leave the boy alone already!
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Well, someone has to address the issue
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with his little marbles.
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Nobody wants their mom
talking about their yam bag.
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My God! The problem isn't the swimsuit.
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It's just... I hate taking off my shirt.
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Why?
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I'm ashamed of my body. Okay?
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You're ashamed?
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Of this beautiful wall of deliciousness?
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Those words make it so much worse.
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I'm never swimming again.
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Even if George Lucas
invited me to a pool party
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in the swamps of
Dagobah, I'd still say no.
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I mean, I'd go and check it out.
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How many chances do
you have to meet Yoda?
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But I would not go into the pool.
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My mom hoped she could save me.
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Meanwhile, my sister
was saving the world.
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What's all this about?
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It's the first meeting of
the social awareness club.
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Erica's dumb thing?
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But it's packed... and with cool kids.
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How's this possible?
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And that's when I decided
that I had to change the world.
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Wait, she's getting interviewed
by the William Penn Mirror?
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Come on... don't get all jealous
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'cause your sister's making news.
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And me eating 32 fish sticks
in the cafeteria isn't?
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This is classic media bias!
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Please tell me the paper
is writing an article about
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how you're the biggest poser in school.
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No, because I'm not a poser.
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But I did tell them
that you were one, poser.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy
on the P-word, huh?
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What is this, a disco?
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I really love my community
and want to give back,
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but Erica won't let me.
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Please! He's joining so that he
can ruin my club from the inside.
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You know, I think the Mirror
might be interested to know
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that a social awareness
club discriminates.
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What are you writing?
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We don't discriminate.
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Barry is welcome, of course.
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You can quote me on that.
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Hm.
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Okay, moving on to
our first fundraiser...
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I was thinking that a
song could inspire people,
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kind of like "We Are the World."
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I think that we focus on one issue
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that's super-important today...
helping the people of Africa.
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- Question.
- What?!
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Why do you get to pick the issue?
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Because it's the most important one.
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To you, but what about the rainforest
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or raising awareness for the ozone
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or why Air Jordans are so expensive?
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Air Jordans? That's not even a cause.
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You know, I think the Mirror
might be interested to know
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a social awareness club
is run by a dictator.
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No, just put Barry's
ideas in your song, Erica.
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Say, does anyone else have
an issue to be made aware of?
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Perhaps my wonderful
girlfriend has a few.
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Now that I think of it,
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there are, like, way
too many nuclear weapons.
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Ooh! That's a good one. Put it down.
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Yeah, but nuclear energy
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is cleaner than burning fossil fuels.
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That's true. So write "yes, nukes."
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But I just wrote down "no nukes."
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Who else has a cause? Don't be shy.
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Save the wales, bro. Gotta do it.
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Except the killer wales.
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They're bad, 'cause they're killers.
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- So, I guess save some wales?
- That makes no sense.
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Write it down! Come on! Shout it out!
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There are no bad ideas.
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- Poverty!
- Scrunchies!
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Our town needs a Bennigan's!
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- Johnny: Spay and neuter.
- Naked Rob: Politics.
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Andy: Acid rain.
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As Erica was beginning to
realize she had a problem,
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my mom was trying to solve mine.
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What's shakin', bacon?
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You up for a little chat
about... oh, I don't know...
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"Star Wars," robots,
your body, video games?
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Please, just go away.
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Okay, not until you look
at yourself in the mirror.
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Come on.
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Drink it all in.
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Now say "I have a beautiful body."
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Yeah, not gonna happen.
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Oh, it will.
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Look in the mirror and
tell that beautiful body
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just how beautiful it is.
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You need to leave.
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- Say it.
- No!
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Say "I have a beautiful body."
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Never!
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Let me show you how it's done.
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[Clears throat]
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I like my eyes 'cause they sparkle.
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I like my shoulders 'cause they
look good with or without pads.
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[Chuckles]
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I like my tummy 'cause
it's where I baked you.
256
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Make it stop!
257
00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:33,345
Wait! My little angel's a 10!
258
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You are a 10!
259
00:08:34,981 --> 00:08:37,016
You're a [Bleep] 10!
260
00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:39,752
After that debacle, I needed
a laugh, so I turned to
261
00:08:39,786 --> 00:08:42,555
the funniest movie about a
dancing gopher ever made...
262
00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:43,989
"Caddyshack."
263
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,093
But instead of cracking
me up, it gave me an idea.
264
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I couldn't be expected to swim
265
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if the pool was suddenly shut down.
266
00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,700
Those poor schmucks think
someone had an accident,
267
00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:56,569
but it's just a candy bar!
268
00:08:56,603 --> 00:08:58,270
This movie is a hoot!
269
00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,005
[Laughs]
270
00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,208
Things are just getting
good. Where you going, kiddo?
271
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:05,344
I suddenly got a
craving for a baby Ruth.
272
00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,948
At 6:49 this morning,
our faithful janitor
273
00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,951
discovered a foreign object in the pool.
274
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,954
Initially, we thought the object was...
275
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Organic in nature,
276
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:20,693
so we followed school protocol
and drained the facilities.
277
00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,129
Upon closer inspection, we determined
278
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:26,766
that the floater in question
was, in fact, a candy bar.
279
00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,200
[Laughter]
280
00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,368
Laugh it up, chuckleheads,
281
00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,437
but caddyshacking a pool
is a serious offense.
282
00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:32,571
[Camera shutter clicks]
283
00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:34,340
I said no press!
284
00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:35,541
Damn it.
285
00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,443
Now this is gonna be
all over the Mirror.
286
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,911
My plan had worked.
287
00:09:38,945 --> 00:09:41,614
The question was, how long
could I get away with it?
288
00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,384
We don't want a nuclear winter
289
00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:46,853
That's why we need
a nuclear freeze
290
00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,715
I know that's confusing...
291
00:09:50,015 --> 00:09:51,649
God. What the hell rhymes with "freeze"?
292
00:09:51,684 --> 00:09:53,418
Did someone say "Barry"?
293
00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:54,686
Get out!
294
00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,454
Because of you, I have
to write a ridiculous song
295
00:09:56,488 --> 00:09:58,122
about every issue in the world.
296
00:09:58,357 --> 00:09:59,424
Chill, girl.
297
00:09:59,458 --> 00:10:01,826
Big Tasty's got the answer
to all your problems.
298
00:10:01,860 --> 00:10:02,894
Merch.
299
00:10:02,928 --> 00:10:04,028
Go away!
300
00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:05,363
Just hear me out.
301
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,932
Songs are cute, but if you want
to start making real cheddar,
302
00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:09,067
merch is where it's at.
303
00:10:09,101 --> 00:10:10,301
Why are you still here?
304
00:10:10,335 --> 00:10:13,304
Did you know the rolling
stones make 93% of their money
305
00:10:13,338 --> 00:10:14,439
on t-shirts?
306
00:10:14,473 --> 00:10:16,074
And the other 22%?
307
00:10:16,108 --> 00:10:17,475
Stickers!
308
00:10:17,509 --> 00:10:18,876
Merch, baby! Merch!
309
00:10:18,911 --> 00:10:20,411
I'm not doing a thing you say.
310
00:10:20,446 --> 00:10:21,479
Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup.
311
00:10:21,513 --> 00:10:24,215
Reserve your judgment
until you see the back.
312
00:10:24,249 --> 00:10:25,416
Are you kidding me?!
313
00:10:25,451 --> 00:10:27,452
Your merch is all about
getting you sneakers.
314
00:10:27,486 --> 00:10:28,719
Exactly!
315
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,155
You see, at first, I thought
you were just some dumb poser,
316
00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:32,957
but then I realized your dumb poser crap
317
00:10:32,991 --> 00:10:34,392
can help get me my Air Jordans.
318
00:10:34,426 --> 00:10:36,227
That's it! I don't care
what the principal says.
319
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,361
You're out of my club.
320
00:10:37,396 --> 00:10:38,996
- You can't do that!
- I just did.
321
00:10:39,031 --> 00:10:41,766
Oh-ho. The Mirror's gonna have
a field day with you, poser.
322
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,302
Call me "poser" all you
want. I don't care anymore.
323
00:10:44,336 --> 00:10:46,237
In fact, you are worse than a poser.
324
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:47,371
All you are is a joke.
325
00:10:47,406 --> 00:10:49,273
Oh, we'll see who the joke is
326
00:10:49,308 --> 00:10:52,076
once I start my own rival
social awareness club
327
00:10:52,144 --> 00:10:53,444
to raise money for barity.
328
00:10:53,479 --> 00:10:55,113
Barity? That's not a thing.
329
00:10:55,147 --> 00:10:57,949
It's a Barry charity... a barity.
330
00:10:57,983 --> 00:10:59,383
And it will crush your charity.
331
00:11:00,486 --> 00:11:01,820
Wha...
332
00:11:02,154 --> 00:11:03,421
Stop!
333
00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,722
Barry!
334
00:11:04,756 --> 00:11:06,357
Stop it!
335
00:11:06,391 --> 00:11:07,859
All right, listen up.
336
00:11:07,893 --> 00:11:09,694
I figured keeping you
here hours after class
337
00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:11,295
would flush out our prankster.
338
00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:13,498
Alvin, our janitor, gave me that pun.
339
00:11:13,532 --> 00:11:15,533
If the culprit doesn't
come forward by next class,
340
00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,668
you will all be punished!
341
00:11:17,703 --> 00:11:19,537
But know this... I will find you.
342
00:11:19,571 --> 00:11:21,072
My time was running out,
343
00:11:21,106 --> 00:11:23,774
so my only option was
to create confusion.
344
00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:26,644
Whoever did this, stop being
a putz and just admit it.
345
00:11:26,678 --> 00:11:29,080
Honestly, dude, we were all
kind of thinking it was you.
346
00:11:29,114 --> 00:11:31,849
Guys, it can't be me.
That would be too obvious.
347
00:11:31,884 --> 00:11:33,851
It's always the last
person that you suspect.
348
00:11:34,586 --> 00:11:36,053
Don't nod at me.
349
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:38,089
Everyone knows Dave
Kim's allergic to nuts.
350
00:11:38,123 --> 00:11:41,092
And how do you just happen to
know that candy bar had nuts?
351
00:11:41,126 --> 00:11:42,593
They all have nuts!
352
00:11:42,628 --> 00:11:44,195
Not Milky Way. That's nougat.
353
00:11:44,229 --> 00:11:46,097
Nougat is nuts!
354
00:11:46,131 --> 00:11:47,198
You're making that up.
355
00:11:47,232 --> 00:11:49,233
The primary ingredients in nougat are
356
00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:51,636
sugar, nuts, and egg whites.
357
00:11:51,670 --> 00:11:54,572
Like a criminal mastermind,
I had created confusion,
358
00:11:54,606 --> 00:11:56,274
and it was glorious.
359
00:11:56,308 --> 00:11:59,210
But Erica was about to create
confusion of a different kind.
360
00:11:59,244 --> 00:11:59,977
Hey, Lainey.
361
00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:00,878
Yeah, Erica?
362
00:12:00,913 --> 00:12:02,013
When did the Earth die?
363
00:12:02,047 --> 00:12:03,114
- Today.
- Today.
364
00:12:03,148 --> 00:12:06,317
Unless you open your
eyes and your wallets.
365
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,785
Uno, dos, tres...
366
00:12:07,819 --> 00:12:09,120
Cuatro.
367
00:12:09,154 --> 00:12:13,457
Listen up, America,
let's get socially aware
368
00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:15,493
Stop thinkin' about yourself
369
00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:18,229
Your clothes, your
grades, your hair
370
00:12:18,263 --> 00:12:20,364
Stop the nukes and pollution
371
00:12:20,399 --> 00:12:23,000
Acid rain is not our friend
372
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:25,002
Save the whales, the ozone
373
00:12:25,037 --> 00:12:28,072
And we'd love to
get a Bennigan's
374
00:12:28,106 --> 00:12:30,474
We'll fix the world
375
00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:33,110
Yes, every problem
376
00:12:33,145 --> 00:12:35,513
There's way too
many on this list
377
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,948
But we will solve them
378
00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:40,885
We want a two-day school week
379
00:12:40,919 --> 00:12:43,187
And Lando Calrissian
for president
380
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:45,523
And relax the school's
policy on nudity
381
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,625
And I want a date with Erica
382
00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,293
Geoff, stop changing the words.
383
00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:52,530
No, acid rain, yes, recycling
384
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,066
But no more death penalty
385
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:57,134
Unless the guy
really deserves it
386
00:12:57,169 --> 00:12:59,770
Then zap him, I'd agree
387
00:12:59,805 --> 00:13:01,205
Or her
388
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:09,880
'Cause we're for equal
rights, as well-el-el-ellllll
389
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:12,049
We'll fix the world
390
00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:14,585
Yes, every problem
391
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,088
No matter how dumb they are
392
00:13:17,122 --> 00:13:19,190
Yes, we will solve them
393
00:13:19,224 --> 00:13:21,158
Guys. Guys, they're leaving.
394
00:13:21,193 --> 00:13:24,061
Wai... what? Wait, stop!
We have 10 more verses!
395
00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:25,263
Doughnuts!
396
00:13:25,297 --> 00:13:26,897
Charitable doughnuts for sale!
397
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:28,032
What the...
398
00:13:28,066 --> 00:13:30,968
Don't be shy. All
doughnuts go to barity.
399
00:13:31,003 --> 00:13:32,536
What the hell is this?
400
00:13:32,571 --> 00:13:34,705
Victory. My friend Terrance,
he works at the Wawa.
401
00:13:34,739 --> 00:13:37,141
He gave me all the day-old
doughnuts they were gonna trash.
402
00:13:37,175 --> 00:13:39,443
You people are eating garbage pastries.
403
00:13:39,478 --> 00:13:41,512
Why don't you write a
song about it, Bob Dylan?
404
00:13:41,546 --> 00:13:43,347
One glazed, please.
405
00:13:43,382 --> 00:13:46,150
This isn't a charity. It's
exchanging money for goods.
406
00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:47,351
It's a business.
407
00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:49,220
You're just jealous, 'cause
I'm changing the world
408
00:13:49,254 --> 00:13:50,354
one doughnut at a time.
409
00:13:50,389 --> 00:13:51,389
Fine. I give up.
410
00:13:51,423 --> 00:13:52,590
So you admit it.
411
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,125
You're the poser, not me.
412
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:56,761
I just wanted to do something important,
413
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,462
but I guess you were right.
414
00:13:58,497 --> 00:14:01,565
[Voice breaking] No one cares,
and no matter how hard I try,
415
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,968
I'll never make a difference.
416
00:14:08,173 --> 00:14:09,740
Two days!
417
00:14:09,775 --> 00:14:12,310
It's been two long, swimless days,
418
00:14:12,344 --> 00:14:14,645
and our prankster still hasn't admitted
419
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,414
to caddyshacking the pool.
420
00:14:16,448 --> 00:14:18,849
Until our culprit comes forward,
421
00:14:18,884 --> 00:14:22,620
you will all run laps
every day, all period long.
422
00:14:23,989 --> 00:14:25,089
Mirsky.
423
00:14:25,123 --> 00:14:27,558
So, you're saying we run
laps instead of swimming?
424
00:14:27,592 --> 00:14:28,392
That's right.
425
00:14:28,427 --> 00:14:29,427
Nice!
426
00:14:30,329 --> 00:14:31,896
Wait, hold on. Stop, stop, stop.
427
00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:34,098
You're telling me you'd
rather run laps indefinitely
428
00:14:34,132 --> 00:14:35,333
than get in the pool?
429
00:14:35,367 --> 00:14:36,967
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
430
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,636
That's good.
431
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,705
Well, in that case...
432
00:14:40,739 --> 00:14:42,740
Swimming for the rest of the year!
433
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:45,276
We can't just swim all
year. What about basketball?
434
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,477
It'll be water basketball.
435
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:47,278
Dodgeball?
436
00:14:47,312 --> 00:14:48,579
Pool dodgeball.
437
00:14:48,613 --> 00:14:49,613
Crab soccer?
438
00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:51,282
You'll be on rafts.
439
00:14:51,316 --> 00:14:52,149
[All gasp]
440
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,150
For the love of God,
441
00:14:53,185 --> 00:14:54,518
whoever did this, just admit it.
442
00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:56,887
Okay, fine. I know who did it.
443
00:14:56,922 --> 00:14:58,756
The other day after class, Adam...
444
00:14:58,790 --> 00:15:00,458
[Dramatic music plays]
445
00:15:00,492 --> 00:15:02,993
...made us realize it was Dave Kim.
446
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:03,928
What?!
447
00:15:03,962 --> 00:15:05,262
I didn't see that coming.
448
00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:07,064
Dave Kim, my office.
449
00:15:07,099 --> 00:15:09,233
It's a setup! It couldn't have been me!
450
00:15:09,267 --> 00:15:10,501
Nougat is nuts.
451
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,703
The primary ingredient is nuts.
452
00:15:12,738 --> 00:15:14,705
Maybe we're being a little hasty.
453
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,073
You can't protect him now, Goldfarb.
454
00:15:16,108 --> 00:15:18,242
He made his choice.
455
00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,511
Not so funny now, are you, Candyman?
456
00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:27,575
- [groans]
- Hey!
457
00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:32,079
"Caddyshame"?
458
00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:34,181
Dave Kim is guilty?
459
00:15:34,216 --> 00:15:35,583
I cannot believe this.
460
00:15:35,617 --> 00:15:37,918
Everybody knows Dave
Kim is allergic to nuts,
461
00:15:37,953 --> 00:15:39,520
and nougat is nuts.
462
00:15:39,554 --> 00:15:42,056
No, this has Adam written all over it.
463
00:15:42,090 --> 00:15:44,558
We've watched that
movie a million times.
464
00:15:44,593 --> 00:15:47,061
No! Adam wouldn't do that.
465
00:15:47,095 --> 00:15:50,364
I solved his problems by
forcing him to love his body.
466
00:15:50,398 --> 00:15:52,666
Nobody wants to hear that sort
of thing from their mother.
467
00:15:52,701 --> 00:15:53,968
Well, if that's true,
468
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:56,437
then I suppose he needs
to hear it from his father.
469
00:15:56,471 --> 00:15:57,671
Or his grandfather.
470
00:15:57,706 --> 00:16:00,040
I'm not saying that
weird stuff to the boy.
471
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:01,408
We keep it loose.
472
00:16:01,443 --> 00:16:03,744
Murray, you need to do this!
473
00:16:03,779 --> 00:16:06,447
Now go up there and tell
him he has a beautiful body
474
00:16:06,481 --> 00:16:07,882
before he believes he doesn't.
475
00:16:09,117 --> 00:16:12,653
And so my dad set off to tell
me I had a beautiful body.
476
00:16:12,687 --> 00:16:14,889
Hey. Uh... How you doing?
477
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:16,023
Why are you in my room?
478
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,526
Just came by to say "hi" and [Mumbles]
479
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:19,927
What?
480
00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:21,328
To tell you yougotabeautifulbody.
481
00:16:21,363 --> 00:16:23,564
- What?
- You know, thatyougotabeautifulbody.
482
00:16:23,598 --> 00:16:26,767
See, y-y-you keep trailing
off, specifically at the end.
483
00:16:26,802 --> 00:16:28,636
You got a beautiful body.
484
00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:30,738
This body of yours... beautiful!
485
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,540
Don't ever tell me that again!
486
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:33,541
Deal.
487
00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,608
But...
488
00:16:34,643 --> 00:16:36,610
Let's be truthful.
489
00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:38,612
You don't have a beautiful body.
490
00:16:38,647 --> 00:16:39,713
Thanks.
491
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,615
You're in middle school.
492
00:16:41,650 --> 00:16:44,885
Your body... it's stinky and greasy
493
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,288
and it's growing too fast.
494
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:50,925
And when you talk,
it's... it's like a...
495
00:16:50,959 --> 00:16:53,494
A broken kazoo.
496
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:54,662
Those days were horrible.
497
00:16:54,696 --> 00:16:56,931
I remember them. I really do.
498
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,532
Since when have you had a shred
499
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,334
of insecurity about your body?
500
00:17:00,368 --> 00:17:02,803
You'll go anywhere in
your tighty-whities.
501
00:17:02,838 --> 00:17:03,971
That's now.
502
00:17:04,005 --> 00:17:06,807
When I was your age, I hated my body.
503
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,776
The good news is, I grew up,
504
00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,678
and life beat me down so hard
505
00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:12,813
that I eventually stopped caring.
506
00:17:12,848 --> 00:17:16,183
And someday, life will
crap on you so hard
507
00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,752
that you'll stop caring, too!
508
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,988
That's... oddly comforting.
509
00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:21,989
Trust me.
510
00:17:22,023 --> 00:17:23,224
Eventually, you'll realize
511
00:17:23,258 --> 00:17:25,359
it doesn't matter what
other people think.
512
00:17:25,393 --> 00:17:29,430
Thanks to my dad, I knew
I had to take a stand.
513
00:17:29,464 --> 00:17:31,232
All right, everybody, settle in.
514
00:17:31,266 --> 00:17:34,001
Gonna watch this jokester
do laps for the next hour.
515
00:17:34,035 --> 00:17:35,669
Anything you'd like to say
516
00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:38,372
before you begin your aquatic odyssey?
517
00:17:38,406 --> 00:17:40,841
I didn't do it.
518
00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:42,610
It was time to be a man
519
00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:44,378
and take responsibility
for what I'd done.
520
00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:45,412
Wait.
521
00:17:46,281 --> 00:17:48,849
I did it. I caddyshacked the pool.
522
00:17:48,884 --> 00:17:49,817
[Students gasp]
523
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:51,118
Innocent!
524
00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:52,887
Look, this wasn't some prank.
525
00:17:52,921 --> 00:17:55,823
I did it because I hate swimming.
526
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,091
We all do.
527
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:58,826
We dread having to wear our swimsuits
528
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,194
in front of each other
529
00:18:00,228 --> 00:18:02,997
because we feel super-weird
about our super-weird bodies.
530
00:18:03,031 --> 00:18:06,834
So if it's a crime to be self-conscious,
531
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,969
then I guess I'm guilty.
532
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,005
But just ask yourself...
533
00:18:11,039 --> 00:18:14,008
Isn't that punishment enough?
534
00:18:14,042 --> 00:18:14,909
No.
535
00:18:14,943 --> 00:18:16,343
A month's detention.
536
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:17,378
Balls.
537
00:18:17,412 --> 00:18:19,013
As for the rest of you...
538
00:18:19,047 --> 00:18:20,114
Is he right?
539
00:18:21,223 --> 00:18:22,282
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
540
00:18:22,317 --> 00:18:23,550
All right, look.
541
00:18:23,585 --> 00:18:26,153
I know not everyone is in
peak physical condition,
542
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:27,621
like coach.
543
00:18:27,656 --> 00:18:28,956
A lot of you got baby fat.
544
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:31,725
Some of you are gangly,
spaghetti-armed monsters.
545
00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,094
Others just look like a sack of paste.
546
00:18:34,129 --> 00:18:37,031
But if this is how you
feel, then I am willing
547
00:18:37,065 --> 00:18:39,800
to make even the worst of
you a little more comfortable.
548
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:41,669
That's the crazy thing
about growing up...
549
00:18:41,703 --> 00:18:44,838
Help comes when you least expect it...
550
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:47,207
From the people you
expect the least from.
551
00:18:47,242 --> 00:18:49,143
And like the sweetest cup...
552
00:18:49,177 --> 00:18:50,077
What's this?
553
00:18:50,111 --> 00:18:52,012
Consider it a baritable donation
554
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:53,480
to your social whatever club.
555
00:18:53,515 --> 00:18:54,982
But this is your Air Jordan money.
556
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,317
Why would you give this to me?
557
00:18:56,351 --> 00:18:59,053
Look, maybe you are
a poser, but so am I.
558
00:18:59,087 --> 00:19:01,889
Don't tell anyone, but I
can't dunk on Charles Barkley.
559
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:03,557
I'm not in the Yakuza.
560
00:19:03,591 --> 00:19:05,059
And even though it looks like it,
561
00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:06,760
my body's not as cut as LL Cool J's.
562
00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:08,362
Well, your secret's safe with me.
563
00:19:08,396 --> 00:19:11,165
So, we're both posers,
and so are all our friends.
564
00:19:11,199 --> 00:19:14,601
I guess we're all just
trying to figure it out.
565
00:19:14,636 --> 00:19:16,637
But the one thing I do know...
566
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:18,806
you will definitely make a difference.
567
00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:20,340
Who's gonna save you...
568
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:22,109
Thanks, Barry. Thank you.
569
00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:23,477
When we're young,
570
00:19:23,511 --> 00:19:25,412
we're all just trying
to figure out who we are.
571
00:19:25,447 --> 00:19:26,747
Donate to make a change, people.
572
00:19:26,781 --> 00:19:29,450
If it's an issue you care
about, it's on this shirt.
573
00:19:29,684 --> 00:19:31,218
Alive and kicking
574
00:19:31,252 --> 00:19:34,021
And sometimes other people
see our potential before we do.
575
00:19:34,055 --> 00:19:35,589
Stay until your love
576
00:19:35,623 --> 00:19:37,358
Poopie. You like the jams.
577
00:19:37,392 --> 00:19:39,994
I thought maybe I'd
wear them to swim class.
578
00:19:40,028 --> 00:19:43,430
And even though it's scary to
not know where you're going,
579
00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:45,833
with people who love you,
you know you'll be okay.
580
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,501
I made him feel beautiful.
581
00:19:47,535 --> 00:19:49,269
You sure did, Bev.
582
00:19:49,304 --> 00:19:50,971
Whoa
583
00:19:51,006 --> 00:19:53,841
At times, you'll struggle to
be comfortable in your own skin,
584
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,376
but if you look around,
585
00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,745
you'll find you're in
pretty great company.
586
00:19:57,779 --> 00:19:59,480
[Whistle blows]
587
00:19:59,514 --> 00:20:04,518
Alive and kicking
588
00:20:04,552 --> 00:20:09,356
Stay until your love is
589
00:20:09,391 --> 00:20:13,894
Alive and kicking
590
00:20:13,928 --> 00:20:15,996
Alive
591
00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:20,401
[kids screaming playfully]
592
00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,795
_
593
00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:27,323
Crazy awesome news...
594
00:20:27,324 --> 00:20:29,096
My barity is back in full effect.
595
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,297
Dear God.
596
00:20:30,332 --> 00:20:32,266
How do you keep making
these t-shirts so fast?
597
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,935
Mom's got iron-on
decals of all our faces.
598
00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:36,270
Check mine out.
599
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:37,271
No, take it off!
600
00:20:37,305 --> 00:20:38,606
Focus!
601
00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:41,008
I wanted to let you know I
took a page out of your book,
602
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,611
wrote a dope song to raise
money for a good cause.
603
00:20:43,645 --> 00:20:44,845
Kick it, JTP.
604
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,281
[Beatboxing]
605
00:20:47,315 --> 00:20:49,650
[Rapping]
Poverty, pollution,
the world ain't fair
606
00:20:49,684 --> 00:20:52,520
What this planet needs
is clean water and air
607
00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:54,622
- All: Jordans!
- Stop, stop, stop!
608
00:20:56,224 --> 00:20:57,521
That was amazing,
609
00:20:57,545 --> 00:20:59,605
and you definitely need to do
it in front of the whole school.
610
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,629
Yes! Philanthropy, Barry wins.
611
00:21:01,653 --> 00:21:06,653
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