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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,050 --> 00:00:02,281 (Adult Adam) Ah, Halloween in the '80s... 2 00:00:02,387 --> 00:00:04,977 it was a time when the costumes were highly flammable, 3 00:00:04,978 --> 00:00:06,678 the candy was full of gluten, and you didn't have to sign 4 00:00:06,762 --> 00:00:08,563 a legal waiver to enter a haunted house. 5 00:00:15,113 --> 00:00:18,349 I had spent four days building my costume, 6 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:19,750 and it was legendary. 7 00:00:19,817 --> 00:00:24,522 Yes! I am literally the coolest man alive! 8 00:00:24,589 --> 00:00:28,259 I really wasn't, but tonight my life would change. 9 00:00:28,326 --> 00:00:31,127 - I was gearing up for an epic night of candy begging. - (Gasps) 10 00:00:31,195 --> 00:00:33,329 Oh, that is so cute! 11 00:00:33,397 --> 00:00:35,131 It's not cute. It's friggin' awesome. 12 00:00:35,199 --> 00:00:37,567 Well, you know what'll make it awesomer? 13 00:00:37,634 --> 00:00:38,801 What the hell is that? 14 00:00:38,869 --> 00:00:40,170 It's for safety, 15 00:00:40,237 --> 00:00:42,242 and safety is the coolest cat in town. 16 00:00:42,273 --> 00:00:44,875 Oh, my God. No! I'm not wearing that. I'm a cube. 17 00:00:44,942 --> 00:00:47,877 I'll just staple it on. No one will even notice. 18 00:00:47,944 --> 00:00:49,412 It's reflective. It's designed to be noticed. 19 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:50,513 Come on. 20 00:00:50,581 --> 00:00:51,848 - It's for your safety. - No. 21 00:00:51,915 --> 00:00:53,349 - It's for your safety. - Stop. 22 00:00:53,417 --> 00:00:55,351 - No. - Lookit. The corners fit in perfectly. 23 00:00:55,419 --> 00:00:57,019 - Get off. - Adam. 24 00:00:57,087 --> 00:00:59,288 - No! Stop it. - All the kids are into vests this year. 25 00:00:59,356 --> 00:01:01,323 - Stop. Mom! - It's neon. Cool kids will dig it. 26 00:01:01,392 --> 00:01:03,258 Well... 27 00:01:03,325 --> 00:01:04,793 Fine. You don't have to wear the vest 28 00:01:04,861 --> 00:01:07,629 as long as you stay close to pops. 29 00:01:07,697 --> 00:01:11,332 Pops? I'm not going with pops this year. 30 00:01:11,401 --> 00:01:14,436 What? You go trick-or-treating with him every year. 31 00:01:14,504 --> 00:01:17,038 I know. It's Evan Turner. He invited me out. 32 00:01:17,106 --> 00:01:20,374 He's super cool, and he likes me for some reason. 33 00:01:20,442 --> 00:01:22,009 I let him cheat off me in social studies. 34 00:01:22,076 --> 00:01:24,783 Evan Turner? Who's Evan Turner? I don't know any Evan Turner. 35 00:01:24,784 --> 00:01:26,696 That's because he runs in higher circles than I do. 36 00:01:26,782 --> 00:01:29,851 For God sake, he wears a shark tooth necklace. 37 00:01:29,919 --> 00:01:31,019 To school? 38 00:01:31,087 --> 00:01:32,386 And the administrators allow that? 39 00:01:32,454 --> 00:01:34,187 That would pop someone's eye out. 40 00:01:34,255 --> 00:01:35,789 I don't know about this kid. 41 00:01:35,857 --> 00:01:38,191 No! He's nice. His dad owns an arby's. 42 00:01:38,259 --> 00:01:40,761 He gets free roast beef whenever he wants. 43 00:01:40,829 --> 00:01:43,030 Maybe we could get free roast beef. 44 00:01:43,098 --> 00:01:45,993 I like this Evan Turner. Big fan. 45 00:01:46,067 --> 00:01:49,136 Yeah, I'm not a big fan of our sweet little pumpkin 46 00:01:49,204 --> 00:01:50,970 running through the streets unsupervised. 47 00:01:51,038 --> 00:01:53,039 What are you talking about? 48 00:01:53,107 --> 00:01:54,973 He's practically an adult. 49 00:01:55,009 --> 00:02:00,414 Just look at him, busting out of his toy...box costume. 50 00:02:00,482 --> 00:02:02,082 This doesn't help. 51 00:02:02,150 --> 00:02:03,517 I don't know. 52 00:02:03,585 --> 00:02:05,318 I think it's terrible you're ditching your grandfather. 53 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:07,153 Pops looks forward to this every year. 54 00:02:07,221 --> 00:02:09,021 He dresses up just to humor me. 55 00:02:09,089 --> 00:02:11,391 Trust me. He'll be thrilled. 56 00:02:11,459 --> 00:02:13,125 (Knock on door) 57 00:02:13,193 --> 00:02:15,562 (Singsongy) Who you gonna telephone? 58 00:02:15,629 --> 00:02:17,831 (Normal voice) The ghost fellas, huh? 59 00:02:17,898 --> 00:02:20,132 Huh? From the movie. 60 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,902 Actually, I'm going with Evan Turner instead. 61 00:02:23,970 --> 00:02:28,841 Oh. Okay. That's okay. It's all okay. 62 00:02:28,908 --> 00:02:30,876 You...you okay? 63 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:32,678 Sorry. I forgot to tell you. 64 00:02:32,746 --> 00:02:36,281 No, no, don't be sorry. 65 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:39,116 Forget being a ghostbuster. 66 00:02:39,184 --> 00:02:41,452 That kid's dad owns an arby's. 67 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,153 They give you the cup at the counter, 68 00:02:43,221 --> 00:02:45,690 and then you pour the soda yourself. 69 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:47,458 There's no rules there. 70 00:02:47,526 --> 00:02:49,126 So go get some candy with Turner, 71 00:02:49,194 --> 00:02:50,294 and remember, the bigger the smile, 72 00:02:50,362 --> 00:02:51,629 the higher the pile. 73 00:02:51,697 --> 00:02:52,729 But don't eat any of it 74 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,330 till I can take it to the hospital 75 00:02:54,399 --> 00:02:55,965 and have it x-rayed for razor blades. 76 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:57,672 Again with this? Seriously, I'm not a little kid anymore. 77 00:02:58,272 --> 00:02:59,514 That's right, honey. 78 00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:01,640 You're a big, strong man. 79 00:03:01,708 --> 00:03:03,909 I was a man, all right. Nothing was gonna stop me. 80 00:03:03,977 --> 00:03:06,111 (Thuds, clattering) 81 00:03:06,178 --> 00:03:08,813 (Grunting) Don't help me! 82 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:10,581 I got this! (Grunts) 83 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:12,382 (I fight dragons) I'm twisted up inside 84 00:03:12,450 --> 00:03:16,186 but nonetheless I feel the need to say 85 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,091 I don't know the future 86 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:24,360 but the past keeps getting clearer every day 87 00:03:24,428 --> 00:03:26,596 It was Halloween, 1980-something. 88 00:03:26,664 --> 00:03:29,198 Back then my brother Barry was obsessed with Lou ferrigno 89 00:03:29,266 --> 00:03:30,926 and "The Incredible Hulk." 90 00:03:30,935 --> 00:03:32,903 (Roaring) It was a show about a hero with anger issues, 91 00:03:32,970 --> 00:03:33,937 which Barry could relate to. 92 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,572 Ahh. (Kisses) 93 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,707 Hey, kiddo. Looking good. 94 00:03:38,775 --> 00:03:40,276 Feeling good, pops. 95 00:03:40,344 --> 00:03:41,810 You know what might make you feel even better? 96 00:03:41,878 --> 00:03:44,280 A little trick-or-treatin' with your grandpa. 97 00:03:44,348 --> 00:03:46,149 Dude, that's kids' stuff. 98 00:03:46,216 --> 00:03:49,419 Got a rad party to go to. Girls are gonna go wild. 99 00:03:49,486 --> 00:03:50,886 Ladies love The Hulk. 100 00:03:50,954 --> 00:03:54,856 Such a badass. (Roars) 101 00:03:54,924 --> 00:03:56,491 I-I don't know what you're doing, 102 00:03:56,559 --> 00:03:58,293 but I think you're doing it wrong. 103 00:03:58,361 --> 00:04:00,462 (Roars) While my brother was gearing up for a night on the town, 104 00:04:00,530 --> 00:04:03,365 my father was gearing up for a night on his ass. (Doorbell rings) 105 00:04:03,433 --> 00:04:04,533 (Children, singsongy) Trick-or-treat! 106 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,000 (Murray) Bevy, it's for you! 107 00:04:06,069 --> 00:04:07,569 (Crowd cheering on TV) 108 00:04:07,636 --> 00:04:09,704 (Children) Trick or treat! 109 00:04:09,772 --> 00:04:12,440 Oh, you're so cute! 110 00:04:12,507 --> 00:04:14,542 (TV playing indistinctly) 111 00:04:14,609 --> 00:04:16,510 Nice, Murray. 112 00:04:16,578 --> 00:04:17,644 Can you at least put some pants on? 113 00:04:17,712 --> 00:04:19,513 Because this whole visual festival 114 00:04:19,581 --> 00:04:21,182 is very uninviting, 115 00:04:21,249 --> 00:04:23,217 and I think it's gonna scare the children. 116 00:04:23,285 --> 00:04:26,352 Lucky for me, it's the one night of the year where that's okay. 117 00:04:26,420 --> 00:04:28,988 I'm tired of being the one that always hands out the candy. 118 00:04:29,056 --> 00:04:32,125 I can help. This whole night's been a bust anyway. 119 00:04:32,193 --> 00:04:34,894 Oh, well, that's the spirit. 120 00:04:34,962 --> 00:04:38,298 One per customer. Don't invite any of the moms in for wine. 121 00:04:42,535 --> 00:04:44,303 Oh, there he is! 122 00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:46,004 My incredible hunk. 123 00:04:46,072 --> 00:04:47,772 (Packaging rustles) Don't touch it. 124 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,741 The Hulk's hair's supposed to be mussy. 125 00:04:49,809 --> 00:04:52,444 All right, well, at least wear a scarf. It's cold out. 126 00:04:52,512 --> 00:04:54,879 A scarf? The Hulk doesn't get chilly. 127 00:04:54,947 --> 00:04:56,281 Did you remember to tinkle? 128 00:04:56,349 --> 00:04:58,416 The Hulk doesn't tinkle! All right, don't get angry. 129 00:04:58,484 --> 00:05:00,218 That's the only thing The Hulk does do! 130 00:05:00,285 --> 00:05:01,385 Okay, I'm leaving, mom. 131 00:05:01,453 --> 00:05:04,054 Bye. Uh, excuse me. Come here. 132 00:05:04,123 --> 00:05:07,358 Are you kidding me with that costume? 133 00:05:07,426 --> 00:05:10,194 What? I'm Jane goodall, the famous anthropologist 134 00:05:10,262 --> 00:05:12,630 who lived with wild chimpanzees in Africa. 135 00:05:12,697 --> 00:05:13,831 You look like a famous slut 136 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:15,499 who lived with the sluts in slut town. 137 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:16,966 Whatever. If you're tagging along, 138 00:05:17,034 --> 00:05:18,401 there's no way you're getting in the car like that. 139 00:05:18,469 --> 00:05:20,570 Gonna get green all over my seats. 140 00:05:20,638 --> 00:05:24,040 Fine! Hulk bring beach towel. Unreal. 141 00:05:24,108 --> 00:05:26,075 Good. Stay in character. (Roars) 142 00:05:26,144 --> 00:05:27,644 Lexy Bloom's gonna love it. 143 00:05:27,711 --> 00:05:28,778 Lexy Bloom? Who's Lexy Bloom? 144 00:05:28,846 --> 00:05:30,212 I don't know any Lexy Bloom. 145 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,280 Just some girl that Barry's inviting 146 00:05:31,348 --> 00:05:32,348 to the homecoming dance. 147 00:05:32,415 --> 00:05:34,049 Oh, that's wonderful! 148 00:05:34,117 --> 00:05:35,584 Yeah, and she's gonna crush him. 149 00:05:35,652 --> 00:05:37,219 Erica, why would you say something like that? 150 00:05:37,287 --> 00:05:39,788 Well, because Lexy models for jcpenney, 151 00:05:39,856 --> 00:05:42,258 and Barry's the jolly green jackass. 152 00:05:42,325 --> 00:05:46,394 Hey, your brother is a sweet, smart, handsome boy, 153 00:05:46,462 --> 00:05:49,897 and this Lexy Bloom would be lucky to date him. 154 00:05:49,965 --> 00:05:51,299 Lucky. 155 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:52,833 Yeah, and I'll be sure to remind him of that 156 00:05:52,901 --> 00:05:54,235 when she tears his heart out tonight. 157 00:05:54,303 --> 00:05:56,671 Why must you two delight in each other's misery? 158 00:05:56,738 --> 00:05:59,040 I have failed as a mother. 159 00:05:59,107 --> 00:06:01,776 Can't really speak to that. 160 00:06:01,843 --> 00:06:06,746 (Gravelly voice) Hulk ready, but is world ready for Hulk? 161 00:06:08,483 --> 00:06:10,083 You have a good night, 162 00:06:10,151 --> 00:06:11,785 'cause I'm gonna have an incredible one. 163 00:06:11,852 --> 00:06:14,221 (Packaging rustles) 164 00:06:14,289 --> 00:06:16,523 Speaking of incredible, 165 00:06:16,591 --> 00:06:18,558 i was finally gonna be one of the cool kids, 166 00:06:18,625 --> 00:06:20,159 not some weird doofus they looked down on. 167 00:06:20,227 --> 00:06:21,527 Sorry I'm late. 168 00:06:21,595 --> 00:06:23,262 Dude, what are you wearing? 169 00:06:23,330 --> 00:06:25,831 (Exhales) You guys aren't wearing costumes. 170 00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:27,600 Yeah, 'cause we're not 5. 171 00:06:27,668 --> 00:06:29,402 We're gonna T.P. houses and throw eggs 172 00:06:29,469 --> 00:06:30,836 and mess with cats. 173 00:06:30,904 --> 00:06:33,239 (Exhales) Yeah, I stole this off some dumb kid 174 00:06:33,307 --> 00:06:34,606 who loves trick-or-treating. 175 00:06:34,674 --> 00:06:37,775 Whatever. Let's have some fun. 176 00:06:37,843 --> 00:06:39,678 (Boys laugh) Sure, I was in over my head, 177 00:06:39,745 --> 00:06:42,880 but being a cool kid meant going with the flow. 178 00:06:42,948 --> 00:06:45,684 (Laughs) Some little kid worked really hard on that. 179 00:06:45,751 --> 00:06:47,819 (Chuckles nervously) 180 00:06:47,886 --> 00:06:49,287 (Door squeaks) 181 00:06:49,355 --> 00:06:51,689 Look at you two, 182 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:54,225 having a magical night together. 183 00:06:54,292 --> 00:06:58,199 Well, enjoy it while it lasts, 'cause they break your heart. 184 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:00,397 They break your heart. 185 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,467 Have a Charleston Chew. 186 00:07:02,535 --> 00:07:04,769 (TV playing indistinctly) 187 00:07:04,837 --> 00:07:06,470 (Chuckles) (Beverly) Guys? 188 00:07:06,538 --> 00:07:08,806 (Door closes) (Singsongy) I'm worried about Barry. 189 00:07:08,874 --> 00:07:11,575 (Clicks remote) Check this out. I found this in his bedroom. 190 00:07:11,644 --> 00:07:14,578 Uh, look, it's normal for a teenage boy 191 00:07:14,647 --> 00:07:16,547 to... spend some time alone, 192 00:07:16,615 --> 00:07:19,784 enjoying the bra section of a catalog. 193 00:07:19,852 --> 00:07:21,785 No, no. The girl. 194 00:07:21,853 --> 00:07:23,820 He's gonna ask her out. 195 00:07:23,888 --> 00:07:25,822 Yowza. She's a looker. 196 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:27,791 Well, and so's my boy. 197 00:07:27,859 --> 00:07:29,059 (Chuckles) Right? 198 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:31,027 I mean, I'm not a delusional mother, 199 00:07:31,094 --> 00:07:33,228 but Barry really is the most handsome boy 200 00:07:33,296 --> 00:07:35,497 on the entire planet. 201 00:07:35,565 --> 00:07:36,899 Right? 202 00:07:36,967 --> 00:07:38,868 (Inhales deeply) Murray, you wanna take this? 203 00:07:41,872 --> 00:07:42,938 I gotta get over there. 204 00:07:43,006 --> 00:07:44,974 Stop. 205 00:07:45,042 --> 00:07:46,307 You're not going anywhere. 206 00:07:46,375 --> 00:07:48,143 I've gotta get over there before that girl 207 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:52,113 breaks his beautiful heart into itty-bitty pieces. 208 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:53,514 Bevy, you can't always be there 209 00:07:53,582 --> 00:07:55,083 to protect the kid from heartbreak. 210 00:07:55,151 --> 00:07:57,952 (Exhales) Why are you talking crazy? Of course I can. 211 00:07:58,020 --> 00:07:59,821 If you keep standing in his way, 212 00:07:59,889 --> 00:08:02,656 he will never grow up, and he will never leave this place, 213 00:08:02,724 --> 00:08:04,958 and damn it, I will not allow that to happen. 214 00:08:04,959 --> 00:08:07,629 I am his mother, and I am going to protect him. 215 00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:09,262 And i am protecting him from you. 216 00:08:09,263 --> 00:08:10,730 Leave him alone. 217 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:12,906 (Sighs) Maybe you're right. 218 00:08:12,970 --> 00:08:15,004 I shouldn't mix in. 219 00:08:15,072 --> 00:08:19,307 I should just stay here and... Oh, shoot. 220 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:22,477 I thought I got enough candy for tonight. 221 00:08:22,544 --> 00:08:24,779 I'm gonna have to run out and get some rolos. 222 00:08:24,847 --> 00:08:29,383 Swear to me that you will not go to that party. 223 00:08:29,451 --> 00:08:31,385 I swear on my life. 224 00:08:33,321 --> 00:08:34,788 She didn't technically die, 225 00:08:34,856 --> 00:08:36,890 but she did go to that party dressed as a ghost. 226 00:08:36,958 --> 00:08:40,828 Whoo! Part-ay! Anyone here see Lexy Bloom? 227 00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:43,463 Boo! You look like a friendly ghost. 228 00:08:43,531 --> 00:08:45,365 (Muffled voice) Ari Caldwell? 229 00:08:45,433 --> 00:08:47,467 You used to eat paste at my house. 230 00:08:47,535 --> 00:08:50,770 Oh, who are you? Okay, this is weird. 231 00:08:51,259 --> 00:08:52,626 Where's Lexy? 232 00:08:52,694 --> 00:08:55,096 I need to talk to her about a foxy young man. 233 00:08:55,163 --> 00:08:57,331 Unfortunately, that foxy young man 234 00:08:57,399 --> 00:08:58,632 was stress-eating in the corner. 235 00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,601 (Crunching) 236 00:09:00,668 --> 00:09:02,402 (Singsongy) There she is. 237 00:09:02,470 --> 00:09:04,737 (Normal voice) Lexy Bloom. 238 00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,673 So what are you waiting for? Ask her to the dance. 239 00:09:07,801 --> 00:09:08,918 Okay. 240 00:09:09,035 --> 00:09:12,182 I'm thinking of opening with "Hey, uh, sexy Lexy." 241 00:09:12,245 --> 00:09:13,713 What do you think? 242 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:14,947 Yeah, that's perfect. Do that. 243 00:09:15,015 --> 00:09:17,083 Okay, here we go. Three, two, one... 244 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:19,684 Stop pressuring me. You're making me nervous. 245 00:09:19,752 --> 00:09:22,220 Nervous? You're The Hulk. 246 00:09:22,287 --> 00:09:24,022 The hulk isn't afraid to talk to a girl, is he? 247 00:09:24,090 --> 00:09:25,323 You have a point. 248 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,258 (Gravelly voice) Hulk can do this. 249 00:09:27,326 --> 00:09:30,195 Mm-hmm, yes. The hulk is the mean, green dating machine. 250 00:09:30,262 --> 00:09:32,130 Get in there. Come on. (Exhales deeply) 251 00:09:32,198 --> 00:09:33,997 Stand up straight and smile! 252 00:09:34,065 --> 00:09:36,200 My brother was about to take the path to glory. 253 00:09:36,267 --> 00:09:38,501 (Heroic theme playing) 254 00:09:38,569 --> 00:09:41,371 (Music warps and stops) Or take a left to the kitchen. 255 00:09:41,439 --> 00:09:44,374 But if Barry couldn't sell himself to Lexy Bloom, 256 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:46,277 my mom figured she'd do it for him. 257 00:09:46,483 --> 00:09:47,828 Hey, guys. Great party, huh? 258 00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:51,049 Oh, thanks. And you are... 259 00:09:51,116 --> 00:09:53,752 I'm the new girl in school, and, wow, I cannot believe 260 00:09:53,820 --> 00:09:55,720 how many cute guys are at this party. 261 00:09:55,788 --> 00:09:57,789 But you know who I think is the cutest? 262 00:09:57,857 --> 00:09:59,491 - Tom Overton. - No. 263 00:09:59,559 --> 00:10:01,359 - Chris Warner? - No. 264 00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:02,494 - John Katz. - No. 265 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:03,895 - Scott barker. - No. 266 00:10:03,963 --> 00:10:05,329 Vijay Chandrasekar? 267 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,665 Okay, stop. Those boys are all chopped liver 268 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,633 compared to Barry Goldberg. 269 00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:11,335 Barry who now? Barry Goldberg. 270 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:14,538 You know, dark, wavy hair, dreamy brown eyes. 271 00:10:14,606 --> 00:10:17,975 Uh, he's just a big cuddle bear you wanna squeeze. 272 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:20,277 Yeah! Yeah. Isn't he the guy that, like, 273 00:10:20,345 --> 00:10:21,945 freaked out on the lunch lady 274 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:23,212 because they didn't have pudding? 275 00:10:23,381 --> 00:10:26,316 He's passionate. He runs hot. 276 00:10:26,384 --> 00:10:28,352 Life is long. You're gonna want that. 277 00:10:28,953 --> 00:10:30,254 Excuse me. 278 00:10:30,322 --> 00:10:32,323 While my mom was solving Barry's problems, 279 00:10:32,391 --> 00:10:34,458 my dad had the perfect solution for Halloween... 280 00:10:34,526 --> 00:10:36,793 - (Sighs) - Give up. 281 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:39,529 (Door squeaks) What are you doing? 282 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:40,897 What? I-I put a bowl outside. 283 00:10:40,964 --> 00:10:42,932 I'm sick of answering the door every two seconds. 284 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,961 Are you crazy, man? 285 00:10:44,035 --> 00:10:47,170 The first Dracula that comes along will clean us out. 286 00:10:47,238 --> 00:10:49,939 (Door squeaks) See? They took everything, even the bowl! 287 00:10:50,008 --> 00:10:52,141 How did that happen? It was only two seconds. 288 00:10:52,209 --> 00:10:53,542 What are you doing?! 289 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:56,012 I understand the candy, but the bowl, too?! 290 00:10:58,148 --> 00:11:01,550 There. Halloween's over, and, uh, we can relax now. 291 00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:03,719 I don't wanna relax. 292 00:11:03,786 --> 00:11:06,489 I wanna give out candy. I wanna wear a costume. 293 00:11:06,556 --> 00:11:08,823 I wanna trick-or-treat with my grandson. 294 00:11:08,891 --> 00:11:10,725 This night's been a bust. 295 00:11:10,792 --> 00:11:12,227 I-I think I should just go. 296 00:11:12,228 --> 00:11:14,152 You know what? (Sighs) Don't go. 297 00:11:14,197 --> 00:11:16,031 We can still have Halloween. 298 00:11:16,032 --> 00:11:16,850 How? 299 00:11:16,867 --> 00:11:18,583 You don't have any candy. 300 00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:22,603 (Door squeaks) Hey, kids! Come on back! 301 00:11:22,671 --> 00:11:24,739 Who wants coffee cake? 302 00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:26,574 Smart! (Snaps fingers) 303 00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:29,311 Kids love coffee cake. 304 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:31,847 Two blocks away, I was still trying to keep up 305 00:11:31,914 --> 00:11:33,614 with the cool kids. 306 00:11:33,682 --> 00:11:34,883 (Laughs) 307 00:11:34,951 --> 00:11:36,284 Oh, man, that's classic. 308 00:11:36,352 --> 00:11:37,918 It's so wasteful. 309 00:11:37,986 --> 00:11:39,486 Hey, guys. (Panting) 310 00:11:39,554 --> 00:11:41,956 My little brother said some lame-ass house is handing out 311 00:11:42,023 --> 00:11:43,690 day-old coffee cake. 312 00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:47,694 Ugh! It's so dry! Let's get 'em! 313 00:11:47,762 --> 00:11:49,263 Guys, wait! 314 00:11:49,331 --> 00:11:50,502 (Gasps) 315 00:11:50,632 --> 00:11:51,799 I'm fine! 316 00:11:51,867 --> 00:11:53,567 Yeah, I was in too deep. 317 00:11:53,634 --> 00:11:55,536 Chickening out meant social suicide, 318 00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:58,138 so I had no choice but to egg some random house... 319 00:11:58,206 --> 00:12:00,441 Okay, everyone, grab an egg. This is our target. 320 00:12:00,508 --> 00:12:04,010 Oh! Balls! 321 00:12:04,079 --> 00:12:06,080 Or in this case, my house. 322 00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:08,116 Uh, guys, there's been some mistake. 323 00:12:08,117 --> 00:12:09,951 Now! (Grunts) 324 00:12:09,952 --> 00:12:11,152 Come on, Goldberg, do it! 325 00:12:11,153 --> 00:12:11,975 (Boys grunting) 326 00:12:11,976 --> 00:12:13,356 The pressure was on. 327 00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,823 In order to be cool, I had to attack my own house, 328 00:12:15,891 --> 00:12:18,025 but in my heart, i knew it was wrong. 329 00:12:20,796 --> 00:12:22,163 But I did it anyway. 330 00:12:24,432 --> 00:12:26,933 (Door squeaks) 331 00:12:30,305 --> 00:12:32,372 Oh, balls. 332 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:33,740 (Boy) Run! 333 00:12:33,808 --> 00:12:35,575 (Laughing) 334 00:12:35,643 --> 00:12:37,977 (Thud) 335 00:12:38,045 --> 00:12:40,379 Guys, wait! Don't leave me! I'm one of you now! 336 00:12:40,447 --> 00:12:41,414 (Groans) 337 00:12:42,145 --> 00:12:44,584 Oh, balls, indeed. 338 00:12:44,585 --> 00:12:46,852 I guess I'm about ready to call it a night. 339 00:12:49,656 --> 00:12:51,224 So weird. 340 00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:54,127 Why does Lexy keep looking over here? 341 00:12:54,195 --> 00:12:56,428 Clearly, she wants you to ask her out. 342 00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:58,197 Oh, she's making eyes at ya. 343 00:12:58,264 --> 00:12:59,464 Do it back. 344 00:12:59,532 --> 00:13:02,101 345 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:03,268 That was great! 346 00:13:03,336 --> 00:13:05,704 I know. I just gotta get her alone. 347 00:13:05,705 --> 00:13:07,559 (Barry) That stupid ghost won't stop talking to her. 348 00:13:07,574 --> 00:13:09,809 Oh, she's looking back again. Do something cool. 349 00:13:09,877 --> 00:13:12,878 Yeah. Yeah, more swing. 350 00:13:12,946 --> 00:13:14,446 (Erica) Okay, jut the elbows. 351 00:13:14,513 --> 00:13:17,049 Ooh, she's lovin' it. 352 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:19,384 Wow, he's really got some moves, doesn't he? 353 00:13:19,452 --> 00:13:21,686 He looks like he has to use the bathroom. 354 00:13:21,754 --> 00:13:23,956 He never tinkles before he leaves the house. 355 00:13:24,023 --> 00:13:25,757 None of the bad boys do. 356 00:13:25,825 --> 00:13:27,191 If you are so into this guy, 357 00:13:27,259 --> 00:13:29,060 maybe you should just go ask him out. 358 00:13:29,127 --> 00:13:30,761 - Oh, no. - See? He's on his way over. 359 00:13:30,829 --> 00:13:32,696 Oh, I'm not ready for this. 360 00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:35,166 You're on my sheet. You're on my sheet! 361 00:13:35,234 --> 00:13:37,368 (Grunts) Oh... 362 00:13:37,435 --> 00:13:41,405 Oh! Lexy Bloom. Didn't think I'd see you here. 363 00:13:41,473 --> 00:13:42,706 It's my house. 364 00:13:42,707 --> 00:13:44,134 Yeah, it is. Yeah. 365 00:13:44,135 --> 00:13:45,400 "Flashdance." 366 00:13:45,477 --> 00:13:48,679 Good movie, better costume. 367 00:13:48,747 --> 00:13:50,914 And you're... Oscar the grouch. 368 00:13:51,984 --> 00:13:55,153 Yeah! That's me. I live in a trash can. 369 00:13:55,220 --> 00:13:56,954 I mean, I don't really live in a trash can. 370 00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:58,955 I have a nice home. We're comfortable, 371 00:13:59,023 --> 00:14:01,492 except right now. Anywho... 372 00:14:01,559 --> 00:14:03,093 (Under breath) Why'd I just say "Anywho"? 373 00:14:03,161 --> 00:14:05,462 (Normal voice) Anyhow, I was thinking based on your costume, 374 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:09,199 that you like dancing, that we could, uh, maybe just... 375 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,634 (Gasps) Ohh! 376 00:14:10,635 --> 00:14:11,777 (Gasping) 377 00:14:12,070 --> 00:14:15,705 I am so sorry! Oh. 378 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,773 Stop! Let's just... you're making it worse! 379 00:14:17,841 --> 00:14:20,009 Here. I've got some tissues. Just dab it 380 00:14:20,077 --> 00:14:21,344 so the stain won't settle in. 381 00:14:21,412 --> 00:14:23,146 You don't wanna smear it. It'll just get 382 00:14:23,214 --> 00:14:24,680 - right in there. - Mom? 383 00:14:24,748 --> 00:14:26,682 I'm not your mom. 384 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:29,585 (Breathy voice) I'm a spooky ghost. Ooh! 385 00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,320 (Clears throat) 386 00:14:31,387 --> 00:14:33,722 (Gasps) 387 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:35,790 (Murmuring) 388 00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:36,958 Oh, God, no. 389 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:37,952 (Singsongy) Hi. 390 00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,354 What are you doing here? 391 00:14:39,355 --> 00:14:41,356 I just wanted to talk to all your friends. 392 00:14:41,357 --> 00:14:43,608 - Why?! - 'Cause I know how wonderful 393 00:14:43,609 --> 00:14:44,699 and delicious you are, 394 00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,168 and I want them to know how wonderful and delicious you are. 395 00:14:47,236 --> 00:14:48,804 He's delicious! 396 00:14:48,871 --> 00:14:49,938 (Laughter) Oh, God, no. 397 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,939 Stop calling me "Delicious"! No! 398 00:14:52,006 --> 00:14:53,307 Oh, honey! 399 00:14:53,374 --> 00:14:56,243 (Girls laughing) (Growling) 400 00:14:56,311 --> 00:14:58,145 (Beverly) Honey, I'm sorry! (Growls) 401 00:14:58,212 --> 00:15:00,481 At least let mommy drive you home! 402 00:15:00,549 --> 00:15:02,616 Erica got her Halloween treat, 403 00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:04,919 but it wasn't as sweet as she thought it would be. 404 00:15:07,541 --> 00:15:10,109 My dad was always calling us "Morons." 405 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:11,610 Tonight he was right. 406 00:15:11,678 --> 00:15:13,846 You attack your own house... 407 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,482 your family's house... with eggs. 408 00:15:16,550 --> 00:15:18,883 No more omelets for you! 409 00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:22,220 All of your egg privileges... gone! 410 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,957 Sorry, kid. Can't help ya. 411 00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:26,291 I-I just wanted 412 00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,493 a good, clean fun night of "Ghostbuster"ing. 413 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,862 You know what else? 414 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,664 You're grounded. You are so grounded. 415 00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,131 Three weeks! 416 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,567 And don't think I'm not confiscating 417 00:15:36,634 --> 00:15:39,003 all your candy from you. Mine. 418 00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:41,939 - I didn't get any. - This just keeps getting better and better. 419 00:15:42,007 --> 00:15:45,076 Oh-ho! Now who's gonna get it? 420 00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:46,844 (Singsongy) You're in trouble. 421 00:15:46,911 --> 00:15:48,012 - Is Barry here? - No. 422 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,412 He must be in his room. 423 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:51,982 This one vandalized his own house. 424 00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:55,318 That's right. It's covered in eggs! Covered! 425 00:15:55,386 --> 00:15:56,853 (Footsteps depart) 426 00:15:56,920 --> 00:16:00,023 I thought she'd weigh in on that. 427 00:16:00,091 --> 00:16:02,125 He's not in his room. 428 00:16:02,126 --> 00:16:03,459 This is bad. 429 00:16:03,460 --> 00:16:06,627 Really bad. He was so upset. 430 00:16:06,628 --> 00:16:07,727 You mixed in, didn't you? 431 00:16:07,761 --> 00:16:10,291 There might have been some... light mixing. Yeah. 432 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,102 I told you not to get involved. 433 00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,771 - Well, I didn't listen. - But you swore on your life. 434 00:16:14,839 --> 00:16:16,840 If Barry had gotten his heart broken, I'd die, 435 00:16:16,908 --> 00:16:19,142 so I was dead either way. 436 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,010 I cannot argue with that logic. 437 00:16:21,078 --> 00:16:24,247 (Sighs) I just... knew 438 00:16:24,315 --> 00:16:27,450 that girl wouldn't see Barry the way that I see him. 439 00:16:27,518 --> 00:16:30,753 He is a sweet, sensitive, lactose-intolerant, 440 00:16:30,821 --> 00:16:33,323 delicious, little boy. 441 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:34,691 You didn't call him "Delicious" 442 00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,858 in front of the girl, did you? 443 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,327 Maybe. 444 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,529 (Groans) It was all a blur 445 00:16:40,597 --> 00:16:43,298 - after I tissued off her boob. - You what? 446 00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,233 There he is. I have to go apologize. 447 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:46,701 I'm going out there. 448 00:16:46,702 --> 00:16:47,999 - No, no, no. Don't go to him. - Go to him? 449 00:16:48,038 --> 00:16:49,872 You know that's not what I said. 450 00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,343 No more apologies. 451 00:16:51,441 --> 00:16:53,242 The best gift you can give him 452 00:16:53,309 --> 00:16:56,745 is to leave him the hell alone. 453 00:17:00,517 --> 00:17:03,385 (Vehicle approaches) 454 00:17:03,453 --> 00:17:05,521 (Engine idles) 455 00:17:07,814 --> 00:17:09,614 (Engine turns off, car door opens) 456 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,095 Hey. 457 00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:15,829 How was the rest of the party? 458 00:17:15,897 --> 00:17:17,565 Any other moms show up? 459 00:17:17,632 --> 00:17:19,800 You know, I was really looking forward 460 00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:21,135 to you embarrassing yourself, 461 00:17:21,203 --> 00:17:23,770 but something about mom doing it for you just... 462 00:17:23,771 --> 00:17:25,572 Took the fun out of it. 463 00:17:25,573 --> 00:17:27,210 Well, sorry to ruin your night. 464 00:17:28,376 --> 00:17:32,437 Actually, I ruined your night. 465 00:17:32,614 --> 00:17:33,748 I sort of mentioned to mom 466 00:17:33,816 --> 00:17:36,317 that you were gonna ask Lexy out. 467 00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:39,887 What? You might as well have driven her there yourself. 468 00:17:39,954 --> 00:17:42,289 I know! Sometimes I forget how crazy she is. 469 00:17:42,356 --> 00:17:44,591 How can you forget that? 470 00:17:44,659 --> 00:17:49,362 I'm sorry... For real. 471 00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:50,898 After tonight, I'm thinking 472 00:17:50,965 --> 00:17:52,899 if we don't look out for each other, 473 00:17:52,966 --> 00:17:55,434 we're never gonna make it out of this house alive. 474 00:17:55,502 --> 00:17:56,635 Agreed. 475 00:17:59,472 --> 00:18:03,176 Listen... there's another party at Allison brenner's. 476 00:18:03,243 --> 00:18:05,377 Could be fun. 477 00:18:05,445 --> 00:18:07,646 I think she said you were kinda cute. 478 00:18:07,714 --> 00:18:10,615 Say no more. 479 00:18:10,683 --> 00:18:11,917 Hulk ready to rock! 480 00:18:11,984 --> 00:18:13,685 Yeah, d-don't talk like that. 481 00:18:13,752 --> 00:18:15,653 My mom realized that maybe now 482 00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:17,769 she didn't always have to be there for us, 483 00:18:17,770 --> 00:18:19,064 'cause we were there for each other. 484 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:22,064 As for me, I was all alone up on that roof. 485 00:18:22,096 --> 00:18:23,562 Or so I thought. (Knock on window) 486 00:18:23,630 --> 00:18:24,830 (Muffled voice) You're missing a spot. 487 00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,598 You're missing a spot. 488 00:18:28,402 --> 00:18:30,669 You're missing a spot over and over. 489 00:18:30,737 --> 00:18:32,438 I get it. You're angry. 490 00:18:32,506 --> 00:18:34,706 (Scoffs) I said I was sorry. 491 00:18:34,774 --> 00:18:37,143 Not good enough. I went to bat for you. 492 00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,310 I told your mom that you were an adult. 493 00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:41,546 And what do you do? You go act like a giant moron. 494 00:18:41,613 --> 00:18:43,114 Not by choice. 495 00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:48,219 All I wanted to do was dress up, eat some candy, and have fun. 496 00:18:48,287 --> 00:18:49,254 Then why the hell didn't you? 497 00:18:49,321 --> 00:18:50,888 'Cause no one else wanted to! 498 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,326 Yeah, you're at that weird age 499 00:18:56,394 --> 00:18:59,129 between being a dumb kid and a stupid grownup. 500 00:18:59,197 --> 00:19:02,299 I just wish things could stay the same, you know? 501 00:19:02,367 --> 00:19:03,667 Yeah. 502 00:19:03,668 --> 00:19:06,359 Yeah, I get it. I get it. 503 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,239 Well... Maybe your friends 504 00:19:08,307 --> 00:19:10,874 have grown out of trick-or-treating, 505 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:13,710 but I know someone who's never too old. 506 00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,380 (Ray Parker Jr.'s "Ghostbusters" playing) 507 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:20,551 508 00:19:25,256 --> 00:19:28,192 We're literally the coolest men alive. 509 00:19:28,259 --> 00:19:29,326 Roger that. 510 00:19:29,394 --> 00:19:30,460 Ghostbusters! 511 00:19:30,528 --> 00:19:33,263 If there's something strange 512 00:19:33,331 --> 00:19:35,532 in your neighborhood 513 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,201 who you gonna call? 514 00:19:37,268 --> 00:19:39,503 Ghostbusters! 515 00:19:39,571 --> 00:19:41,137 If there's something weird 516 00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:44,106 Ooh! Maybe I could tag along and be their ghost. 517 00:19:44,174 --> 00:19:45,741 Just let them have this. 518 00:19:45,809 --> 00:19:47,210 Ghostbusters! 519 00:19:47,277 --> 00:19:49,512 Right. I'm not gonna go. 520 00:19:49,580 --> 00:19:52,181 I don't need to go. 521 00:19:52,249 --> 00:19:54,783 Okay, score me one of those terrible coconut candy bars 522 00:19:54,851 --> 00:19:55,784 that I love. 523 00:19:55,852 --> 00:19:57,086 You got it. 524 00:19:57,153 --> 00:19:59,087 I ain't afraid of no ghost 525 00:19:59,154 --> 00:20:00,655 Hey, guys, wait up! 526 00:20:00,723 --> 00:20:02,857 Wait! Wait for me! 527 00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:04,326 Who you gonna call? I'm coming! 528 00:20:04,393 --> 00:20:06,194 I'm coming! Ghostbusters! 529 00:20:06,262 --> 00:20:08,830 Mm, if you've had a dose hey, you guys... 530 00:20:08,897 --> 00:20:11,165 All candy to the hospital to be x-rayed. 531 00:20:11,234 --> 00:20:13,000 Don't pretend you don't hear me just 'cause I'm a ghost. 532 00:20:13,068 --> 00:20:14,235 Ghostbusters! 533 00:20:18,949 --> 00:20:21,584 Mom! It's not coming off! 534 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:24,353 I have school pictures this week! (Adam laughs) 535 00:20:24,421 --> 00:20:26,588 What are you doing? Get outta here! 536 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,724 (Adam) Uh-oh! He's getting angry! 537 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,527 You wouldn't like Barry when he's angry. Ha ha! 538 00:20:31,594 --> 00:20:34,329 Stop! I swear to God, I'm gonna take that camera! 539 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,200 Oh, this is me. I'm a rad dude. 540 00:20:39,268 --> 00:20:41,268 Stop. Please stop filming. Come on. Stop. 541 00:20:41,336 --> 00:20:43,237 (Adam giggling) Stop! Stop! Stop! 542 00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:44,439 Stop! Stop! 543 00:20:44,506 --> 00:20:46,307 Barry, you're pulling on it! 544 00:20:46,374 --> 00:20:50,077 sync and corrections by dreaMaker7 www.addic7ed.com 545 00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:54,677 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39793

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