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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(car horns beeping in distance)
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Leon, you think
assignments
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to write TV scripts
grow on trees?
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Seymour, you gotta get me
in to see people.
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I haven't worked in six months.
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I'm trying Leon,
believe me, I'm trying.
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Incidentally, I see you got
yourself an answering machine.
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Yeah, I had to.
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My answering service
never gave me my calls.
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(chuckles)
I love the message
you got on your machine.
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If your TV writing was half
as original.
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Seymour, it's just your basic
"hello, I'm not here" message.
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Oh, sure, but that Bronx cheer
you got on the end.
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That's terrific.
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Bronx cheer?
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(blows raspberry)
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Huh?
Little crude, maybe,
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but who wants to hear that same
old beep all the time, huh?
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Leon, it broke me up.
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(car door creaks)
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So who gives writing assignments
to a practical joke?
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(sighs)
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Why is everything
I buy always defective?
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Hi, this is Leon.
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Please leave your name
and number
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and I'll get back to ya.
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(slide whistle plays)
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A Bronx cheer?
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WOMAN:
Leon, how dare you use
your answering machine message
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to announce that my mother
is a bag lady?!
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Look, just because she said
that you were a failure.
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I mean, my mother gets
a great deal of pleasure
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out of shopping for clothes.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, you don't have to worry
about me pressuring you
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to get married anymore.
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I never want to see you again.
(receiver clicks)
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I'll take care of you later.
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LEON'S VOICE (snarky):
Hello, I'm not here now
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cause I just flew out
like a turkey
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with a few giblets missing.
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Listen, pal, the first thing
we gotta settle
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is just who's in charge
around here.
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(blows raspberries to tune
of "Shave and a Haircut")
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(knocking)
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Who is it?
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LEON:
It's me. Open up.
I can explain.
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(sighs)
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It better not
just be good, Leon.
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It better be
Academy Award time.
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Okay.
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My answering machine
is making funny noises.
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That's it?
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Come on, Leon,
I heard your voice.
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"Hello, this is Leon.
I'm not here.
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"But if this is you,
Dolores,
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"I wish you'd stop saying that
your mother, the bag lady,
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"adores me
because we both know
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"that the world's greatest
shopper doesn't adore anybody
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except Mr. Neiman,
Mr. Marcus and Mr. Gucci."
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My machine has a defect.
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Leon, I'm sorry,
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but I can't continue
a relationship
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with a coward who lets
his answering machine
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do all of his dirty work.
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Oh...!
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LEON'S VOICE:
Hey, Leon! Wake up!
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Huh? What?
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Don't leave me stranded
like this.
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Where are you?
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Here, inside your answering
machine, of course.
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Who are you?
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What do you want?
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(mocking):
Who are you?
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What do you want?
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Leon, sweetheart, no wonder
you're a failure.
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When it comes to dialogue,
you've got a tin typewriter.
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It's finally happening.
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I'm cracking up.
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Possibly, but irrelevant.
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Tell me, does the expression
"alternate universe"
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mean anything to you?
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Yeah, it means my crackup
is coming along nicely.
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Alternate universes
exist, Leon.
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I don't believe it.
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That's strange,
considering you live in one.
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I live in a furnished apartment.
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Look at it this way.
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One of us has to be living
in an alternate universe,
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and it certainly
isn't me.
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So just plug me back
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into the phone line and keep me
in fresh batteries.
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Why?
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You stick to your universe,
I'll stick to mine.
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Now, if you wouldn't mind,
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I got people waiting
to hear from me.
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(musical beeps play)
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(line ringing)
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
Hello, MultiCinema Theater.
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Today, we have 18
wonderful double features.
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LEON'S VOICE:
Hiya, sweetie.
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I know it's been a while,
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but I've had problems with
the jerk who owns the machine.
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
And tonight at MultiCinema
number 14, we feature...
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LEON'S VOICE:
You know, I can get you into
real show business.
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Like maybe doing English
for foreign pictures.
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How'd you like to work
for Ingmar Bergman?
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
You really know Ingmar Bergman's
soundtrack?
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LEON'S VOICE:
Baby, you wouldn't believe
my contacts.
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Kiss, kiss.
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WOMAN'S VOICE:
Mm, honey, you've still got
that old magnetism.
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(body thuds on floor)
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Leon, didn't you hear
what I just told you?
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All I get is a blank stare
for my hard work?
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Oh, oh, sorry, Seymour.
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Uh, something crazy
is happening in my life.
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Like what?
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You ever hear the expression,
"alternate universe"?
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Sure.
It's where writers live.
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Now, I'm gonna say this
one more time, Leon,
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and I expect
an appropriate reaction.
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By the sweat of my brow,
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I have gotten you two
appointments
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with major TV producers.
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Huh, huh?
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Yahoo!
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Yeah, one of them is a yahoo,
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but in your position,
we can't be too choosy.
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SEYMOUR (on machine):
Looks like you struck out again
at those meetings today, Leon.
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Don't worry. Look, nobody's
working this time of year.
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Call me in a couple of weeks.
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(receiver clicks)
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Leon!
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Aw, how soon you
want the wedding?
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What wedding?
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Aw, just think,
whoever thought
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that the Leon I knew
would be apologizing
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about my mother
practically in tears?
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Aw, and then begging
me to marry him.
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Leon.
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Begging you
to what?
(chuckles)
And just think,
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I'll even have the recording
for our grandchildren.
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Dolores, what are you
talking about?
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The proposal you left on my
answering machine, of course.
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Let me understand this.
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You heard my voice?
Mm-hmm.
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Threatening to kill yourself
if I turned you down.
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Oh, Leon! Oh...
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Why are you doing this to me?
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Because I love you.
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Leon, darling!
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Not you... him.
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Did you get yourself
a dog, Leon?
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I got what I thought
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was an ordinary
answering machine.
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Well, isn't it?
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Do ordinary
answering machines
drive people nuts
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interfering with
their private lives?!
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Well, I don't know!
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I don't keep up with
modern electronics.
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Well, do they?
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(machine clicks)
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Not with mine, you don't!
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Not anymore!
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Enough! This is enough!
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Leon, why did you destroy
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your videotape machine?
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Oh, my God.
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I was taping The Late Show.
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Oh...
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It was that light.
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Why me?!
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Oh...
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you sound like my mother
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when I told her I was gonna
accept your proposal.
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I never proposed to you.
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What?
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This might be a
little difficult
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for you to understand,
Dolores.
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Does the expression "alternate
universe" mean anything to you?
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I think that's the place where
people change their minds
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about marrying
other people.
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It wasn't me.
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It was the voice
on my answering machine
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proposing to
the voice on your
answering machine!
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(chuckles nervously)
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I think I understand.
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You know, Leon, I think
my mother was right.
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I mean, you are
a little strange.
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(growls)
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And not only that,
your writing stinks!
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Why?
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Why are you doing this
to me?
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LEON'S VOICE:
So, I tried to do you a favor.
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One universe reaching out
to another.
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Is that such a crime?
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Oh, yeah.
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And now you're gonna pay for it.
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I'm unplugging you.
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Don't, Leon!
You'll be sorry.
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If they could do it to Ma Bell,
I can do it to you.
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So, I got a big mouth.
We can work this out.
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Now I'm about
to erase a universe.
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No, Leon!
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I'm beg you
on bended transistors.
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Don't erase me,
you'll regret it.
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I've got friends, Leon.
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They'll come after you!
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(electronic whirring)
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(ringing)
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Hello.
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WOMAN:
I'm sorry...
Delores...
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...but the doctors office
is closed now.
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This is a recording.
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Please call 555-7694, if
you need emergency treatment.
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(groans)
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(phone ringing)
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(groans)
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(ringing continues)
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Hey, I know this
may sound dumb,
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but is your name Leon?
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Why?
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This is for you.
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Something about weather
conditions in Butte, Montana.
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Is that a code
or something?
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You with the CIA, huh?
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SEYMOUR:
I asked you here, Leon,
because I'm worried about you.
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I haven't worked
in seven months.
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You're my agent,
and now you're worried?
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(phone ringing)
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Yes.
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It's for you.
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I-I don't want it.
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Leon, I haven't
got all day.
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Hello.
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What's that all about?
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It's an IRS recording.
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How to prepare for an audit.
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You're being audited,
that's your problem?
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No. They all call me.
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Road conditions in 12 states.
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Uh, uh, opening times
of department stores.
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Elevator voices
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warning me
to get back,
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'cause the doors
are gonna close on me.
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Day and night, Seymour!
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You heard it!
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Am I imagining it?!
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MAN (over TV):
Three balloons have prizes.
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Pop those three and you'll win
a chance at our grand prize,
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a brand-new car.
260
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(applause)
261
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,839
(phone ringing)
262
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:03,741
Susan, are you ready?
Yes.
263
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:06,043
I'm not gonna answer it.
264
00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:09,914
Susan... Susan Alexander,
I dare you.
265
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:14,485
(electronic tones)
266
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,921
But what if it's a producer?
267
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,790
A story editor?
268
00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:24,928
Work?
269
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,764
(ringing continues)
270
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,142
But what if it isn't?
271
00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:45,616
(ringing continues)
272
00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:47,918
Could be Seymour.
273
00:14:49,988 --> 00:14:52,857
Seymour, is that you?
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00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:57,127
Seymour.
275
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,296
(TV announcer continues)
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00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,199
Hello.
277
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:12,242
Here's the prize!
(woman yelling)
278
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,011
A refrigerator-freezer!
279
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,045
(phone ringing)
280
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,215
It was Seymour!
281
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:20,684
Hi, we got disconnected.
282
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:22,786
No, Leon, I am not a recording.
283
00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,488
I'm your agent,
and I'm pleased to announce
284
00:15:24,523 --> 00:15:26,790
that you have somehow come to
the attention of Quentin Karp.
285
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,659
Quentin Karp?
286
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:32,062
The Quentin Karp
wants to see me?
287
00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,530
Yep. He's producing
288
00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,333
a new miniseries,
and he wants you to write it.
289
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,668
(thud)
290
00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:40,237
Leon, you there?
291
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,172
Leon?
292
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,341
Leon?
I made it.
293
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,810
I finally made it.
294
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,847
(chuckles)
295
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,182
I just beat the pants
off Di Donato--
296
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:55,319
you know, the great
Italian film director.
297
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,254
Oh, that guy may have final cut,
298
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,356
but uh, he's also got
a very bad slice.
299
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,691
(laughing)
300
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:07,097
Leon, he's hot
to direct our miniseries.
301
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:13,403
Roots, Winds of War, every
single Masterpiece Theater.
302
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,239
They're all gonna
look like chopped liver
303
00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:17,541
when this one hits the air.
304
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,777
Well, that sounds
great, Mr. Karp.
305
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:23,513
So, tell me about it.
306
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,115
Tell you about what?
307
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,050
Your miniseries, of course.
308
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,586
My miniseries?
309
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:32,723
Your sensational miniseries.
310
00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,558
Come on, I want to know more.
311
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,126
More than what?
312
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:39,263
Leon, don't make me crazy.
313
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,765
More than you told me
already, of course.
314
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,635
About my miniseries...
315
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,403
idea?
316
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:50,508
Uh, well, uh...
317
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:53,477
well, I guess,
uh, Mr. Karp... Quentin,
318
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,979
I guess, uh, I guess
what I told you already,
319
00:16:56,014 --> 00:17:00,083
that's, uh...
that's pretty much all there is.
320
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:01,285
In a nutshell.
321
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:02,986
(chuckles)
322
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:07,791
Except, Leon, nutshells don't
fill ten hours of prime time.
323
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:11,295
We also need the nut, too.
324
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:15,332
Right, well, uh...
325
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,267
actually, Mr. Karp, I don't...
326
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,869
I don't remember
which of my ideas
327
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:20,070
you liked the best.
328
00:17:20,105 --> 00:17:21,338
If you could remind me.
329
00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:24,475
I'll be frank with you, too,
Leon.
330
00:17:24,510 --> 00:17:27,077
It's been a couple of weeks
and I'm afraid
331
00:17:27,112 --> 00:17:29,813
I don't quite remember
what your idea was either.
332
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,615
Except that it made me
very excited.
333
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,149
I couldn't sleep
the whole night.
334
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:34,618
Not one wink.
335
00:17:34,654 --> 00:17:36,186
Well, you must
remember something
336
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,354
about the conversation.
337
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,489
What conversation?
338
00:17:38,524 --> 00:17:40,023
The one where I gave you
339
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,025
the sensational miniseries idea.
340
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:46,296
Leon, you left your idea
341
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:47,464
on my answering machine at home.
342
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,733
(chuckles)
343
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,303
Man, you are some
terrific salesman.
344
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:56,206
The answering machine.
345
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,010
I will get you nut, Mr. Karp.
346
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,712
I will give you lots of nuts...
miniseries kind of nut.
347
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,515
You just give me a little
answering machine...
348
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,949
I mean, I mean, time,
time, time.
349
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:08,151
You give me time,
an hour, hour tops.
350
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,853
Hour tops.
351
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,555
You just stay here
and you keep thinking
352
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,557
about how sensational it was.
353
00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,098
I'm sorry,
I didn't know, really.
354
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:23,567
I didn't know.
355
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,039
Here you go.
356
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:30,641
There.
357
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:32,242
All plugged in.
358
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:38,616
Now, please tell me what
the miniseries idea was.
359
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,955
(high-pitched whine)
360
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:47,758
Oh, come on.
361
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:53,464
Uh... how about that girl
at the MultiCinema, huh?
362
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,632
Huh?
363
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,567
She sounded terrific, huh?
364
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,269
I'll bet you can't wait
to talk to her again.
365
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:02,706
Kiss, kiss.
366
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:06,777
Okay, anything you want.
367
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,878
The best batteries
money can buy.
368
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,914
MCI. Sprint.
369
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,016
I'll even get another machine
370
00:19:13,051 --> 00:19:15,619
just to answer
my personal calls.
371
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,056
What is it?
372
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:22,058
I'm offering everything I can.
373
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,961
Not quite, Leon.
374
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,932
What? What is it?
375
00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:30,867
Think about it, pal.
376
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,969
Uh, uh, uh...
377
00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,407
Money, money, you want money?
378
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:39,309
Not even close.
379
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,078
What would I do with it?
380
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:44,114
Uh...
381
00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:47,884
Dolores. You want
to marry Dolores?
382
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,853
(laughing)
383
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,721
Don't be ridiculous.
384
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,423
What else is there?
385
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,526
You've got money, women...
386
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,633
Fame.
387
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:05,903
Now you're getting the picture.
388
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:08,972
Lets face it, I can sell
a miniseries idea.
389
00:20:09,007 --> 00:20:12,042
Credit where credit is due,
you know what I mean?
390
00:20:12,077 --> 00:20:13,810
And while we're on the subject,
391
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,480
the way I see it, there's
really only room for one name
392
00:20:16,515 --> 00:20:18,348
up there on the screen,
393
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:19,749
and considering where the ideas
394
00:20:19,784 --> 00:20:22,052
are gonna be coming from,
well...
395
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,354
I think you're
getting the point.
396
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,924
Don't worry, there'll be
plenty for you to do.
397
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,495
Yeah, I think I'm gonna
like this--
398
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:36,333
miniseries,
and then features, Oscars,
399
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:40,937
a stage play...
and the Pulitzer.
400
00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,109
(shouting):
Up and at 'em, pal!
401
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,979
Let's get to work.
402
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,682
Do you know what time it is?
403
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:53,917
Inspiration doesn't wait.
404
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:56,085
(groans)
405
00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,276
Okay.
406
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,978
Now, where did I leave off?
407
00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:24,715
Scene at the airport.
408
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:27,317
Oh, yeah, right.
409
00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:30,754
Okay... they rush to
each other and embrace.
410
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,956
The press photographers push in,
411
00:21:32,991 --> 00:21:34,758
flash bulbs going off
everywhere.
412
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,226
Two government officials
413
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,162
quickly usher Nick and his
uncle into a waiting limo.
414
00:21:39,198 --> 00:21:40,864
They drive off.
415
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,733
Are you getting this, Leon?
416
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,402
Nick and Uncle sigh in relief,
417
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:49,106
knowing that tomorrow is another
day, another lifetime.
418
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:58,147
NARRATOR:
The darkside is always there.
419
00:21:58,183 --> 00:22:00,950
Waiting for us to enter.
420
00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,254
Waiting to enter us.
421
00:22:04,289 --> 00:22:10,093
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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