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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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(organ playing)
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(rooster crowing)
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BOY:
Go ahead and sit, Ma.
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I'll get the coffee.
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WOMAN:
Thank you, Jody.
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(weeping softly)
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Don't cry, Ma.
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Oh, honey, I have
to a little,
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but I'll be all right.
Don't you fret.
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It was his
time to go.
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I sure am going to miss him
like the dickens.
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Go on and say grace now,
Jody, honey.
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Lord, for these and all thy
many blessings, we thank thee.
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Lord, my-my grandpa's on his way
up to be with you now,
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and I hope you and him
will get along real good.
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He's not always the easiest.
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I mean, he can be
a might feisty sometimes,
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but he don't mean
nothing by it.
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Anyhow, I just want
to let you know
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that he has been a father to me
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ever since my daddy died.
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And I love him...
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loved him a lot.
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That's enough now,
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Jody, honey.
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Amen.
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Amen.
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(door closing)
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What was that?
(footfalls approaching)
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(hushed):
I don't know.
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Boy, howdy.
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I'm so hungry,
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I could eat a dang skunk
this morning.
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Oh...
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and it sure smells good
to this old nose.
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Where's my breakfast?
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Don't tell me
you're fixing to eat?
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Course I am.
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Didn't you hear me say
I was starving?
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What in tarnation y'all
staring at?
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You feeling all right, Addie?
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(gasps)
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You eat mine, Daddy.
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One egg,
two pieces of sausage?
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(laughs, wheezes)
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I won't last the morning.
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Ah...
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well, you two owl-eyed fools
can starve if you want to,
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but, eh, I aim to eat.
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What's ailing you, boy?
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Is you a haint?
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Course I ain't a haint.
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What gave you
an idea like that?
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Jody...
You're dead, Grandpa.
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You have to be a haint,
or a ghost, or something.
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Nonsense, boy.
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I'm just as real
as the nose in your
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silly little face.
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It's true, Daddy.
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You passed on last night.
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Don't you recollect?
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There ain't nothing wrong
with my memory, gal.
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I just had one
of my spells, that's all.
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No, t'weren't no spell
this time, Daddy.
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You was took so bad, Jody here
had to drag Doc Snodgrass
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out of his office, right
in the middle of a poker game.
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He was tolerable angry
when he got here, too,
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(voice breaking):
'cause you was already gone.
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But I ain't gone.
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I'm-I'm... I'm here.
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But we seen you
pass on ourselves.
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We're witnesses.
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Witnesses?!
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Are you aiming
to hold a jury trial
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to decide if I'm alive or not?!
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But, Grandpa, you...
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But nothing!
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Nobody's going to say
I'm dead when I ain't.
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Nobody is going to put me
six feet under
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without my say so.
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(grunting)
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Where are you going?
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Where I go every morning, gal.
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I'm going to sit
on the front porch and digest.
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All this talk about dying
makes a man feel plumb bilious.
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To think I was
setting here sniveling
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over that old fool.
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Like to scare the
daylights out of me.
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You mean, he ain't dead, Ma?
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Oh, he's dead, all right.
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Deader than a hammer.
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He's just too all-fired
stubborn to admit it.
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Jody, you go see he stays put.
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I'm going to go fetch
Doc Snodgrass,
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and we'll settle this thing
for once and for all.
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� I wandered today �
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� Through the hills and... �
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Ah, there's my
favorite boy.
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Come here, Jody.
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What happened
to your ma?
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She lit out of here
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like a scalded cat
a while ago.
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She went to see
Doc Snodgrass.
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Good thing, too.
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Any fool could see,
she ain't feeling well.
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(flies buzzing)
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Dang flytime
starting up again.
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I swear I liked to have
died of the heat yesterday.
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But, Grandpa,
you did die.
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Now, boy, don't
you start on me!
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You hear?
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I've had just about
all the foolishness...
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MA:
Doc, now why would I
make up a story like that?
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I don't know, Addie.
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But there's just no way
possible a man could look...
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Jumping Jehoshaphat!
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What in the name of...?
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What are you doing here, Titus?
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What does it look like
I'm doing, Doc?
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Can't a man sit out
on his own front porch
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rockifying in peace?
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Rest in peace, that's what
you should be doing.
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When I examined you last night,
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you was deader
than a Thanksgiving turkey.
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And you was drunker
than an old coot,
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judging from the way
you look now,
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which is considerable
deader than me.
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Well, if you're going
to examine me, dang it,
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get a move on!
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I... I don't hear nothing.
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What'd you expect to hear,
the Grand Ole Opry?
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Now look here, Titus,
this is no time for funnin'.
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Suppose I told you
that your heart stopped...
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b-b-beating?
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And suppose I tell you
your "stethescone"
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is b-b-busted?
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Look here.
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This mirror's clear!
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That means he's got no
breath left in his body.
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Try it on yourself,
Snodgrass.
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Eh-eh, you got
a breath on you
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that would knock a mule
over at 20 paces.
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Look here, Titus.
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You know I can't read, dang ya.
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What is it?
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It's your death certificate.
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Cause of death?
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Cardiac arrest.
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That's medical
for "heart attack."
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Now, this is a legal paper,
Titus.
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It'll stand up
in any court of law.
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Well, so will I, dang ya.
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And who do you think
the court of law
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is gonna believe, eh?
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I'm feeling
kind of poorly.
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I-I think I'll go on back
down to the office...
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to lie down a spell.
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Well, don't lie down
too long, Doc.
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Or some fool's liable
to write out a paper
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saying you died of a hangover.
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Well, I'll be blamed if I can
understand why you two
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are off your feed.
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Mighty fine lunch, Addie.
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Whoo-wee!
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Time for a little snooze.
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(groans)
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Keep the ruckus down,
will you, boy?
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Yes, Grandpa.
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It ain't none of that, Jody.
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I thought there might
have been something
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starting to spoil.
There is, but it ain't none
of my cooking.
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You mean...?
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I mean something's
gotta be done about him.
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And I don't mean tomorrow.
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(flies buzzing)
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Grandpa?
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Grandpa.
MAN:
Jody Tolliver?
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Is that you?
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Good day,
Reverend Peabody, sir.
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Is he, uh...?
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I don't rightly know, sir.
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(flies buzzing)
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Of course he is.
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I swear that Doc Snodgrass
has the orneriest
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sense of humor
this side of...
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(gasps)
Well, look who's here!
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Howdy, Reverend.
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MA:
Howdy, Reverend.
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He won't listen
to no one.
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I reckon I know how you feel,
Reverend.
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This heat makes a fella's
throat parch up.
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Addie, why don't you go
fetch the reverend
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some refreshments?
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Well, now, Rev...
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...rest your britches
and be sociable.
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This, uh...
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(clears throat)
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This, uh, ain't exactly
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a social call, Titus.
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What did you come draggin'
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all the way over here
in this heat for?
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After what the Doc told me,
I just had to see for myself.
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Meaning what?
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Meaning a man
in your condition
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has got no right
to be asking questions.
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When the Lord calls,
you're supposed to answer.
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I ain't heared nobody calling.
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Of course, my hearing
ain't what it used to be.
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(wheezing laughter)
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So Doc tells me.
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Maybe that's why
you can't tell
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your heart's
not beating anymore.
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Well, it's only natural
for it to slow down a touch.
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Now you lived
a mighty long stretch.
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Don't you reckon maybe now
it's time to lie down,
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call it quits?
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Remember, the Lord giveth
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and the Lord taketh away.
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Well, he ain't gonna
taketh away me.
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Listen...
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Listen to me, Titus.
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You've got nothing
to be afraid of.
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Think of it.
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No more sorrow.
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No more care.
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All your burdens laid to rest.
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Not to mention getting
out of this hot sun, huh?
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(laughing)
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You do look hotter
than a boiled owl, Rev.
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Addie,
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where's that
lemonade?!
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(flies buzzing)
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Gum it, Titus.
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Sure want a heap of convincing.
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I reckon you're the contrariest
old coot I ever did see.
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Well, now,
Rev, I...
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I reckon that's my nature.
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I ain't unreasonable...
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but I got to have me some proof.
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Like that fellow from Missouri
says: "You gotta show me."
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Titus...
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There are just some things
you've got to take on faith.
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Now, I am telling you
the mortal truth when I say
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you have no call to fuss.
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Now, maybe... maybe the notion
of lying in the grave
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don't hold much appeal for you,
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and I... I can sympathize.
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But, Titus...
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while your bones
is resting six feet under,
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your everlasting soul
is on the wing.
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Flying,
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00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,596
straight up--
261
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,999
yes, yes--
262
00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:50,935
right into the arms
of the Lord.
263
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:57,207
What a great day it's fixing
to be, Titus.
264
00:12:58,411 --> 00:13:02,880
You, free as a bird,
265
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:08,652
scooting around with them
heavenly hosts on high,
266
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:12,390
singing the praises
of the Almighty.
267
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,826
All I can say is,
if you think that the heavens
268
00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,730
is such an all-fired great idea,
269
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,265
then why don't you
go there yourself?
270
00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:22,833
Addie!
271
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:25,335
The reverend here
is taking hisself a...
272
00:13:25,371 --> 00:13:26,437
a conniption fit.
273
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,738
We're out of lemonade,
Reverend.
274
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,172
All I got is
this here jug.
275
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,109
Praise be, praise be,
praise be.
276
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:41,919
Ooh.
277
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,821
(grunts)
278
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,631
Titus...
279
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:55,966
as the Lord's emissary
here in Greenville,
280
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,535
I've got to tell you,
281
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,504
what you're doing now
is plumb sacrilegious.
282
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,941
You can turn your nose up
at heaven now if you want,
283
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:06,309
but you keep this up,
and you're gonna find yourself
284
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,513
in a place where the weather
ain't near so nice, you hear me?
285
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,516
I ain't hard of hearing, Rev.
286
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:15,753
I'm just tired of hearing.
287
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,190
Mrs. Tolliver...
288
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,494
you're a fine woman.
289
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,463
And, Jody...
290
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:29,734
you're a fine young sprout.
291
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:34,538
But there's others
in my flock as needs me.
292
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,840
Reverend, wait.
293
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,342
What am I going to do?
294
00:14:39,945 --> 00:14:42,779
Have no fear.
295
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:46,850
We must trust in
the power of prayer.
296
00:14:52,791 --> 00:14:54,158
Oh!
297
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,928
(Grandpa cackling)
298
00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:00,097
Look at him skedaddle!
299
00:15:00,132 --> 00:15:02,232
(flies buzzing)
300
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,535
Took the jug with him, too.
301
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:05,870
Power of prayer, my foot.
302
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:12,910
Grandpa, want me to go get you
a flyswatter?
303
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,114
There's a good boy.
304
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,789
Don't cry, Ma.
305
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:29,426
Oh, Jody, honey,
306
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,695
I wish your pa was here.
307
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:33,029
He'd know what to do.
308
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:34,665
Never you mind.
I've got a plan.
309
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:35,833
What kind of plan?
310
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,300
I'm fixin' to
take me a hike
311
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,703
over to the
voodoo woman's place.
312
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,739
Over to Spooky Hollow?
313
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,441
Oh, Jody, I don't think
that's a good idea.
314
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,811
Ma, help is where you find it
315
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:49,046
and we need something stronger
than words now.
316
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,414
Ain't you a'feared?
317
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,115
Not in daylight.
318
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,550
Besides, I'll be back
before dark.
319
00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,552
(knocking on door)
320
00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:59,556
Is anybody home?
321
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:03,627
(cackling)
(owl hooting)
322
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:07,765
What have we here, eh,
Ambrose, my sweet?
323
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,969
Why, a tasty dumpling
to be sure.
324
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,704
Why, a meal this big
325
00:16:13,739 --> 00:16:15,705
ought to last us
a week, at least.
326
00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:16,974
(cackling)
327
00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:18,942
Halt!
328
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:22,279
Don't you move or I'll
turn you into swamp water.
329
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,713
Please don't
eat me, ma'am.
330
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,315
Oh, and why not?
331
00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:28,652
Ambrose dearly
loves the eyeballs,
332
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,889
and my favorite
is the liver.
333
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,591
Young liver is the best.
334
00:16:34,626 --> 00:16:36,760
(cackling)
335
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,162
Oh...
336
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:40,797
Oh, shoot.
337
00:16:40,832 --> 00:16:43,600
Oh, dang it, Ambrose.
338
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:45,636
Ah, I've done gone soft.
339
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:47,037
(sighs)
340
00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:49,740
Lost my concentration, to boot.
341
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,375
(sighs)
342
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,912
I'm telling you, boy,
don't ever get old.
343
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,614
You mean,
you ain't going to eat me?
344
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,749
Oh, fiddlesticks.
345
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,051
Ma'am, my name is
346
00:17:01,086 --> 00:17:03,820
Jody Tolliver, and I was
hoping you could help us
347
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:05,288
with a little problem.
348
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:06,923
Tolliver?
349
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,960
Are you any relation,
350
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,963
uh, to Titus Tolliver?
351
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:16,933
I know'd your grandpap
from the long ago.
352
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:19,236
He was set in his ways
even then.
353
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:20,603
Stubborn as a mule.
354
00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:25,408
I reckon I owe him one
for old time's sake.
355
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,877
Well, let me see...
356
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,445
If I got something in here
357
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:31,782
ain't all together
old and useless...
358
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,019
I've got it...
just the thing.
359
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,421
Ma!
360
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:39,122
Thank the Lord, you're
back, Jody, honey.
361
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,691
I've been fixi''
to lose my mind
362
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,660
with all the ruckus
going on round here.
363
00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,860
What kind of ruckus?
364
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,330
Well, of all, Old Bixby,
the undertaker,
365
00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:49,066
he come along and said,
if we didn't have the remains
366
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,967
tooken care of,
he was going to report us
367
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,802
to the Board of Health,
368
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,238
and have us quarantined.
369
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,440
Grandpa's getting stiffer
than a board,
370
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:58,309
but he won't pay it no heed.
371
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,477
He just keeps saying,
"What's for dinner?"
372
00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:02,313
I never heard tell
of such a scandal
373
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:04,548
in these parts, and we're it.
374
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,816
Everything is going to be fine.
375
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,517
Look what the
voodoo woman gave me.
376
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,085
(gasps): It ain't
poisonous, is it?
377
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:10,854
No, Ma, it ain't poison.
378
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,390
Besides, how can we poison him
if he's already dead?
379
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:15,058
Let's see.
380
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:18,161
(sniffs)
381
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:22,165
Why, Jody, honey, that ain't
nothing but strong black pepper.
382
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,000
I think that voodoo lady's
been pulling your leg.
383
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:28,705
No, she promised me.
384
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,708
Well, with the
Board of Health people
385
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,677
set to come snapping
at our heels tomorrow,
386
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:35,512
I guess we got to
give it a chance.
387
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,314
She tell you
what to do?
388
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,015
Well, you go ahead
and do whatever it is.
389
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:41,818
I'll finish
getting dinner.
390
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,966
(footfalls)
391
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,714
Is that collard greens
and catfish head I smell?
392
00:19:10,749 --> 00:19:12,082
My favorite.
393
00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,651
Come on, then,
what's taking you?
394
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,785
I'm a might stiff, is all.
395
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,554
Stiffer than
a two by four.
396
00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,991
You should be upstairs in bed
with a lily in your hand.
397
00:19:21,026 --> 00:19:22,225
That's where you should be.
398
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,327
There you go again!
399
00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,063
I told you I ain't dead
so many times
400
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:28,799
I'm blue in the face!
401
00:19:28,801 --> 00:19:30,300
Now, that's the truth.
402
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:33,971
Fact is, I haven't seen
anybody look any bluer.
403
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,439
What in blazes is that?
404
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,676
Just-Just your napkin, Grandpa.
405
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:41,511
(grunting)
406
00:19:41,546 --> 00:19:44,248
Well, come on, boy!
407
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,784
Don't sit there
looking ornamental.
408
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:49,553
Help me load up
this here plate.
409
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,888
Dead am I?
410
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,623
Never thought I'd see the day
411
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,659
when somebody would say that
to my face,
412
00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:58,162
let alone
my kinfolk.
413
00:19:58,164 --> 00:20:01,632
Oh, could be
I'm tolerable stubborn,
414
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,035
but I-I-I don't want
to make trouble for anyone,
415
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,172
least of all
my own flesh and blood.
416
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,672
Mmm...
417
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:15,112
Now, if I saw me
some proof that I was
418
00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:17,014
truly dead,
419
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,048
I'd be the first one
420
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:22,186
to go right upstairs
and lie down forever.
421
00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:25,522
Grandpa?
422
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:26,656
Hmm?
423
00:20:26,658 --> 00:20:28,691
You've got some greens
on your chin.
424
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,228
Oh, thank you, boy.
425
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,796
What...?!
426
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:34,230
What in blazes is that?!
427
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:35,365
Well, who put the...?
428
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,700
(blubbering)
429
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,802
You must be gone out of your...
430
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,838
(sneezes violently)
431
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,875
Gad-dang!
432
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,875
Will you look at...
433
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:53,283
I... I guess
there's no fool
434
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:56,286
like a... like
an old fool.
435
00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,758
You be good, now, Jody.
436
00:21:00,793 --> 00:21:03,660
You, uh,
take care of your ma.
437
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:08,598
Bye, all.
438
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:18,942
Ain't nothing more
to worry about, son.
439
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,879
He done laid down
his burden at last.
440
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:25,182
Gone to glory, amen.
441
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:29,019
All he needed was
his blessed proof.
442
00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:30,687
Amen, Ma.
443
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,455
You best get rid
of that, Jody.
444
00:21:40,932 --> 00:21:45,235
If that ain't proof,
I don't know what is.
445
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,745
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
446
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:58,615
Waiting for us to enter.
447
00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:02,052
Waiting to enter us.
448
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:08,291
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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