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(theme music playing)
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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
Let's go right to our calls,
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and, uh, Mary.
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Hello, you're on the air
with Barry. Talk to me.
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MARY (on radio):
Hello?
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Hello?
Hi, I really like your show.
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Oh, you have a lovely voice.
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Oh, thank you.
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I-I thought I'd call in.
I have this problem...
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(turns radio off,
knocking at door)
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(knocking continues)
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Thanks for helping me,
Mr. Nordhoff.
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Just put it anywhere.
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(grunts)
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And there's
two more,
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but they're small.
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LINA:
Junk.
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I'll get Seth
to help us. Seth!
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Don't bother him now.
He's practicing.
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(electric guitar playing loudly)
Seth!
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Seth, can you help me
for a minute?
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Later!
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(continues playing)
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I'll get it myself.
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Can we, uh, offer you something,
Mr. Nordhoff?
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Well, a glass of water
if it's not too much trouble.
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Honey?
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(guitar playing continues)
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(door opens)
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What's in those boxes anyway?
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Oh, what do you call it?
A computer.
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Uh, no. I mean, a...
a word processor.
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Mr. Hagstrom's nephew
made it just before...
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Right.
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Whole family dies...
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No relatives except us,
and we're not getting one penny.
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Richard's brother was
a total layabout.
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No insurance at all.
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No, we had to borrow money
to pay for the funeral.
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You know what a triple burial
costs these days?
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It was a terrible tragedy.
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Oh, his brother
was a drunk.
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Thank God Richard didn't have
any more relatives.
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Jonathan was a good boy.
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I think he was one
of the best boys I ever met.
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Hmm, a lot of
good it did him
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when his old man drove his van
right off the cliff.
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He told me
he was fixing up
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this word processor
for Mr. Hagstrom.
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It's funny.
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It was...
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sort of like he went
out of his way to tell me that.
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Like he knew something
was gonna happen to him.
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And he wanted to make
sure Mr. Hagstrom got it.
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Right.
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So...
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He's got a word
processor now, huh?
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(groans)
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Oh, wait till you see.
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Tomorrow he is going
to write a story
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that's gonna win
the Pulitzer.
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(sighs)
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I'm the only one's
gonna make this family rich,
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because I do something
constructive with my evenings.
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I play Bingo.
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And I win.
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(guitar playing continues
in other room)
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I'm very sorry
about your brother's family.
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They were
good neighbors.
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My brother was a good neighbor?
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Well, your brother's wife
and your brother's son.
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My wife and I
thought the world of them.
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Your brother...
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I know what my brother was like.
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He never did a terrible thing
in this life
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that he didn't try out
on me first.
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Of course he
never got drunk
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and ran me
off a cliff.
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It's always the wrong people
who die, Mr. Hagstrom.
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Oh, yeah.
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You're an author?
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Oh, I had a book published.
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That's what I call an author.
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People didn't buy it in droves.
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It got two reviews,
both were bad.
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I'm working
on another.
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Well, good luck with it.
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Thank you.
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I do articles
and things.
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Always wanted
a word processor.
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They're so expensive.
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Jonathan put this together,
himself, didn't he?
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You don't suppose it works,
do you?
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Well...
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Jon was what, 14?
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Just turned 15.
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I guess he used
everything he could
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get his hands on.
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Told me it cost him
a total of $30.
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Oh, then it
can't possibly work.
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I wouldn't bet on that
till you try it.
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The kid was damn near
an electrical genius.
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Did you know that?
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Well, I knew he was
good with gadgets.
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He won the state science fair
when he was in sixth grade,
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and that was
against seniors.
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There was a kid
back in the '50s who made
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an atom smasher
out of two soup cans
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and about five dollars
of electrical equipment.
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"Atom smasher," is that
what they're called?
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I guess.
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Physics was never
my strong point.
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And I knew a kid
who made a pipe bomb
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out of the celluloid
he scraped off the backs
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of a deck playing cards.
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Blew up the neighbor's
doghouse.
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(laughs)
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Ah, kids are
funny sometimes...
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the super smart ones
in particular.
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You might
be surprised.
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Maybe.
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Maybe I will be.
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He was a fine boy.
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You loved him a lot,
didn't you?
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Mr. Hagstrom...
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I loved him a lot.
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Wouldn't surprise me
if it worked.
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It wouldn't
surprise me at all.
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(loud electric guitar playing)
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Seth! Will you turn it down?!
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I'm trying to do
some work down here.
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(loud guitar playing continues)
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Seth!
Where's your mother?
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SETH:
B-19. Bingo!
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"Bingo."
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(flips switch)
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"Place diskette in drive."
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Diskette.
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(clicks, whirs)
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"Press EXECUTE."
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(computer chiming)
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(printer whirring)
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(two beeps)
My God, it's today.
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(sighs):
Oh, Johnny.
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What did
you think you were doing?
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JONATHAN:
Uncle Richard...
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You always said
you wanted one.
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Well, I do want one.
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They say a writer
can increase his output
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by 50 percent
with a word processor.
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Well, then, maybe I'll
build you one sometime.
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Well, you fixed
this thing.
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Sort of.
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That typewriter's got
a vibration on it
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that would measure
on the Richter scale.
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It's gonna go for good
sometime soon.
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I can feel that
sort of thing
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when I'm working
on a machine.
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Well, you'd better get
going on my word processor.
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Yeah.
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I don't have much time.
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No, Johnny...
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I guess you didn't
have much time.
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(clock ticking)
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(sighs)
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Okay, let's see what you can do.
(beeps)
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(sighs)
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(typing)
My brother
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was a worthless drunk.
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(continues typing)
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...the woman I loved.
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(inhales sharply)
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My wife's picture
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is on the bookcase
in my study.
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(computer buzzing)
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(printer whirring, three beeps)
"Done."
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My wife's picture
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is on the bookcase...
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where it was before.
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(computer buzzing)
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(printer whirring, two beeps)
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(sighs)
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(typing)
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12 Spanish...
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...doubloons
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in a small sack.
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(buzzing)
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(printer whirring)
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(three beeps)
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(grunting)
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� �
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64 ounces.
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Uh...
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not the sports.
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Not the obits.
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Mini market.
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Gold...
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in the Zurich market today
was $395.
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$24,280.
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(phone rings)
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Uh, Seth, would you get that?
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SETH:
Later.
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24,280.
(laughs)
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(ringing continues)
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Hello.
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Mr. Hagstrom.
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This is Tom Nordhoff.
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I called to find out
if the machine worked.
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Yes, it works, Mr. Nordhoff.
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It works in ways
you wouldn't believe.
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(laughs)
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I might.
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Jon was a very bright boy.
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But a boy is only a boy,
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bright or otherwise,
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and love can be misdirected.
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Do, do you take my meaning?
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Uh, Mr. Nordhoff,
could you come over?
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Tonight, now?
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No, I don't think
I want to do that.
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I think this
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ought to stay between you
and Jon.
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And for God's sakes,
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be careful.
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(line disconnects)
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(electric guitar playing)
(sotto voce):
All the things I ever wanted.
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Seth!
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(flips switch)
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(electric guitar playing)
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It is a
happy birthday, Jonathan.
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You bet your sweet life it is.
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(bell rings)
I'm sorry,
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I didn't mean that.
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(sighs)
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I have ideas...
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...for ten...
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...best-selling
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novels.
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What the hell.
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Twenty.
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(guitar stops playing)
SETH:
Bingo!
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Seth! Damn it,
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you blew the fuses again!
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Damn it.
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(printer whirring)
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(sighing):
I almost had it.
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(grunting in frustration)
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(electric guitar
resumes playing in other room)
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(sighs)
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(guitar playing intensifies)
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(typing)
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My son is Seth
Robert Hagstrom.
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(mechanical humming)
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(printer whirring)
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(buzzing)
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(printer whirring)
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(three beeps)
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(guitar stops playing)
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(clock ticking)
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Seth!
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RICHARD:
He's gone.
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And he's taken all
his junk with him.
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Vanished.
271
00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:22,379
Deleted.
272
00:16:22,414 --> 00:16:25,716
(car horn honking)
273
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,520
Lina's home.
274
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:30,821
(car door slamming)
275
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,224
(door hinges creaking)
276
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,027
(crying):
You... murderer.
277
00:16:37,062 --> 00:16:38,863
You killed my boy!
278
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,030
No, I didn't.
279
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,565
You never
loved him!
280
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:44,034
You never loved me.
281
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:47,104
You wanted to
marry Belinda,
282
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,573
but Belinda was
just so beautiful,
283
00:16:49,608 --> 00:16:52,276
you couldn't, bring
yourself to, to
propose to her.
284
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,678
So your brother proposed to her
instead.
285
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,380
You wimp.
286
00:16:56,415 --> 00:16:59,716
Then Belinda gives
birth to Jonathan.
287
00:16:59,751 --> 00:17:02,219
And you loved Jonathan better
288
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,188
than you loved your own son.
289
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,523
No, I loved him because
he was a fine, fine boy,
290
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,525
and my son was a creep!
291
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:11,562
So you murdered him.
292
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,630
I didn't murder him!
293
00:17:13,665 --> 00:17:15,799
I deleted him.
294
00:17:15,834 --> 00:17:18,735
(doorbell chiming)
295
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,477
What are you staring at?
296
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:28,779
That's the biggest
turkey I ever saw.
297
00:17:28,814 --> 00:17:30,581
It was the Thanksgiving
Bingo.
298
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:34,318
We had it this week,
instead of next week.
299
00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:37,921
Father Phillips has
to go in a hospital,
300
00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,791
have his gall bladder out.
301
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:43,761
And I won the coverall.
302
00:17:47,866 --> 00:17:49,833
Lina,
303
00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:52,068
were you ever sorry
we never had any children?
304
00:17:57,009 --> 00:18:00,544
What in the name of God
would I do with a rug rat?
305
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:03,514
Any peanut butter
cups left?
306
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:05,516
I don't know.
307
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,684
Oh, here they are.
308
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,687
Ooh.
309
00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,388
You look dazed.
310
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,056
What's wrong?
311
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:14,558
I don't know.
312
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,560
Uh, I'm gonna
go upstairs.
313
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:18,462
You coming?
Uh...
314
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,431
Or are you going
back downstairs
315
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,165
to moon over your new toy?
316
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,201
Well, I'll be up
in a little while.
317
00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,236
Does that gadget work?
318
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,739
No, not really.
319
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:31,575
But it was nice of
Jon to think of me.
320
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,577
Funny it came today--
321
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,380
it's my birthday today.
322
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:39,383
Well, if you make a wish,
323
00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,084
wish for some damn money,
324
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,319
will ya?
325
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,356
(chuckles)
326
00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:04,241
(computer whirs)
327
00:19:08,414 --> 00:19:10,347
I haven't got much time.
328
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,118
(typing)
329
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,652
My wife is Adelina...
330
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,990
...Mabel Warren Hagstrom...."
331
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:21,992
LINA: Well, if you're gonna make a wish,
332
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:24,160
wish for some damn money,
will ya?
333
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,636
Deleted.
334
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,143
(printer whirring)
335
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,886
I am a man who lives alone...
336
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,590
(flames crackling,
printer whirring)
337
00:19:56,795 --> 00:19:59,463
...except for my beloved wife
338
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,130
Belinda...
339
00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:04,835
and my wonderful son Jonathan.
340
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:06,803
(printer whirring)
341
00:20:10,675 --> 00:20:11,608
Execute,
342
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:14,311
damn it! Execute!
343
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,513
I am a man who lives alone,
344
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:19,483
except for my beloved wife
Belinda
345
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:23,053
and my wonderful son Jonathan.
346
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,857
(electrical crackling
and popping)
347
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,760
(rapid, sustained beeping)
348
00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,745
JONATHAN:
Dad.
349
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,714
Jon?
350
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,783
Who else would it be?
351
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,584
You didn't hurt yourself
352
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,587
when that baby went
to data heaven, did you?
353
00:20:58,657 --> 00:20:59,990
No.
354
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,992
No, I'm fine.
355
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,394
Great.
356
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,729
I don't know
what ever possessed me
357
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:08,198
to use all these cruddy parts.
358
00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,200
Honest to God,
I don't.
359
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:13,169
It's like I had to.
360
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,073
Kids' stuff.
361
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,075
Well, you'll do better
next time, maybe.
362
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,946
Mom, said that she had cocoa,
if you wanted it.
363
00:21:22,981 --> 00:21:25,249
I do.
364
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,751
I'll cannibalize anything
worth cannibalizing
365
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,085
out of all this stuff
366
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:32,055
and take it to the
dump tomorrow.
367
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,059
Delete it from
our lives.
368
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:57,414
NARRATOR: The dark side is always there,
369
00:21:57,449 --> 00:21:59,950
waiting for us to enter,
370
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,721
waiting to enter us.
371
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:09,393
Until next time, try to enjoy the daylight.
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