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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:05,922 # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? # 2 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,215 # Ooh # 3 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,760 # Baby, who's ready to lick me sexy? # 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,846 # Uhh uhh # 5 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:18,101 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 6 00:00:18,184 --> 00:00:21,062 # Love me sexy! # 7 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:30,655 # Come on girl, yeah # 8 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,324 # It's me, Jackie Moon # 9 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:36,161 # Give me that look, that's right # 10 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:39,414 # Let's get sweaty, let's get real sweaty # 11 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,292 # I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty # 12 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,211 # I'm talkin' swamp sweaty # 13 00:00:45,295 --> 00:00:50,008 # Let's fill the bathtub full of sweat all right # 14 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:55,805 # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? Uhh! # 15 00:00:55,889 --> 00:01:01,227 # Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy? Uh! Uh! # 16 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,356 # Baby, wake up we're naked # 17 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:08,818 # And we're humpin' sexy # 18 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:10,153 # Come on girl # 19 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:14,908 # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? Uhh! # 20 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,159 # Love me sexy # 21 00:01:16,242 --> 00:01:19,662 # Baby, are you ready to lick me sexy? # 22 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,831 - # Uh! Uh! # - # Lick me sexy # 23 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:24,834 # Take off your shoes and suck me sexy # 24 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,545 # Suck suck suck, suck, suck me sexy # 25 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:31,341 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 26 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:33,676 - # Whoo! # - # Sexy # 27 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,346 # I wanna do a little thing wit' you # 28 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:39,182 # I wanna do a little thing wit' you # 29 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,102 # When I say "love me" you say "sexy" # 30 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:43,686 # Love me # 31 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:47,232 - Sexy. - Oh yeah Flint Tropics crowd! 32 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:50,944 Get it goin'. It feels good doesn't it? 33 00:01:51,027 --> 00:01:53,238 I see some ladies up there who wanna love me sexy. 34 00:01:53,321 --> 00:01:56,199 Jackie Moon soaking up a robust round of applause... 35 00:01:56,282 --> 00:02:00,495 as he finishes up his once-popular song Love Me Sexy. 36 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,372 I'm Dick Pepperfield, joined as always... 37 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:05,208 by former Tropics forward Lou Redwood. 38 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,335 Yeah I might suit up tonight. 39 00:02:07,418 --> 00:02:09,712 Sometimes I still dream of glory Dick. 40 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:13,174 Well, sometimes dreams can turn into nightmares, Lou. 41 00:02:14,300 --> 00:02:15,260 What's your problem? 42 00:02:15,343 --> 00:02:17,470 And now the starting lineup... 43 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:22,350 ...for your Flint Michigan Tropics! 44 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:28,231 At Ball Girl measuring 34-23-34... 45 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:30,066 she hopes to be an astronaut one day... 46 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:31,901 I don't think she can do it. 47 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:36,573 Put your hands together for Melinda! 48 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:39,117 Go Tropics! 49 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:40,577 From South Bend Indiana... 50 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:44,372 this guy has a heart of gold his brother's a retard. 51 00:02:44,455 --> 00:02:47,584 He reads to him and paints him pretty pictures... 52 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,420 Scootsie Doubleday! 53 00:02:50,503 --> 00:02:52,714 Scootsie Doubleday taking the court now. 54 00:02:52,797 --> 00:02:54,591 Yeah his brother is really retarded. 55 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:55,592 Ronnie Doubleday. 56 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,469 He has all three major kinds of retardation. 57 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:02,223 This guy is single and disease-free no V.D. at all... 58 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:05,268 but you could be the lucky girl to give it to him! 59 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:06,728 Six foot five! 60 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,189 Twiggy Munson! 61 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,440 Of course he's disease-free. 62 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,275 What chick wants to be with a guy that's hung like a twig? 63 00:03:12,358 --> 00:03:14,194 Well that's not true. I've heard a lot of women say... 64 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,612 that they actually prefer a small penis. 65 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,323 Show me one gal who says that and I'll show you a liar. 66 00:03:18,406 --> 00:03:20,867 I'll introduce you to Mrs. Pepperfield later on tonight. 67 00:03:20,950 --> 00:03:22,160 Oh Jesus here we go. 68 00:03:22,243 --> 00:03:23,411 Your man in the middle... 69 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,704 seven foot two... 70 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:27,624 from a weird country called Lithuania. 71 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,792 He's ugly as shit. 72 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:34,631 - Vakidis! - Go daddy! 73 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,882 - This fella scares me. - Yeah! 74 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,426 That little kid from the Jackson Five he scares ya too. 75 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,928 Oh mark my words Lou... 76 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,138 there's something creepy about that young man. 77 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,806 Bobby Dee where's Clarence? 78 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:45,475 - Nobody's heard from him. - Come on Tropics! 79 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,851 Bee Bee! 80 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,186 You're startin'. 81 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,480 From Peoria Illinois... 82 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,940 this guy what can I say about him? 83 00:03:52,023 --> 00:03:54,984 He's got the hottest girl in the world I'm not kiddin'. 84 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:58,029 Cannons people. Big ol' boobies. 85 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:03,952 The luckiest man in Flint-- Bee Bee Ellis! 86 00:04:04,035 --> 00:04:05,745 Well, it's true about what they say about Bee Bee's wife. 87 00:04:05,828 --> 00:04:07,914 She has got a tremendous set of boobs. 88 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:09,374 To me they're too large. 89 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:10,875 Oh they're perfect. 90 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,379 I don't know they--To me she looks structurally unsound. 91 00:04:14,462 --> 00:04:17,548 And now the moment you've all been waiting for. 92 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:22,220 At six foot five a solid meaty 215 pounds... 93 00:04:22,303 --> 00:04:25,515 your pregame announcer, your owner, your coach... 94 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:28,643 your pop-singing sensation, but most importantly... 95 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,019 your power forward... 96 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:36,025 yours truly, Jackie Moon! 97 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:37,360 All right! 98 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,237 Jackie Moon always gives himself... 99 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,239 a fantastic introduction. 100 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:42,573 - Yeah, why not, Dick? - Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 101 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:45,702 It's his team, his money and his tunnel of beautiful ball girls. 102 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,788 Oh speaking of money Lou did you get paid this week? 103 00:04:48,871 --> 00:04:49,831 No. 104 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,541 You lose weight Father Pat? 105 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,583 Fuck off Jackie. 106 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:56,504 All right guys huddle up. Vakidis! 107 00:04:56,587 --> 00:04:58,673 What is he doin'? You know what? Fuck it. 108 00:04:58,756 --> 00:05:01,134 Listen I promised these fans a show tonight all right? 109 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:03,720 Twiggy, if you get a dunk tonight try to break that backboard all right? 110 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,388 - We'll get that on the news. - All right. 111 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,724 Let's bring it in, it's showtime right? Let's get... 112 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:09,309 Tropical! 113 00:05:09,392 --> 00:05:11,853 Go Tropics! 114 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:14,230 Right here right here right here! 115 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,024 I don't like it. 116 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,317 Back! Back! 117 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,777 Clear! Yep that feels good. That feels-- 118 00:05:19,861 --> 00:05:22,655 - Danny what are ya doin'? - Nothin'. Eatin' nachos. 119 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,073 You get 'em from the concession stand? 120 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,743 - Nah I brought 'em from home. - What? Uh-uh. 121 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,286 No no no no no. 122 00:05:28,369 --> 00:05:29,746 Oh come on! 123 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:30,955 - What? - Travel! 124 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,124 He brought nachos from home. Tryin' to run a business here. 125 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:35,084 - You can't call that. - Jackie you gotta dribble... 126 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:36,085 if you're gonna move. 127 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:37,420 What are you talkin' about? 128 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:39,297 - Basketball rules. - Fine. 129 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:41,758 I got season tickets. I can do whatever the hell I want. 130 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,509 Oh yeah? Well I can do this. 131 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:45,762 And this. 132 00:05:45,845 --> 00:05:49,015 And that! 133 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:50,683 Let's go Trops! 134 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:54,354 We are well underway and the big question Lou-- 135 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:58,107 where is Tropics' leading scorer Clarence "Downtown" Malone? 136 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,318 I agree it's completely unprofessional, Dick. 137 00:06:00,401 --> 00:06:02,320 Lou, can I ask you to please put out your cigarette? 138 00:06:02,403 --> 00:06:04,489 No I like to smoke when I drink. 139 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:07,367 Hey so don't get all lonely on me now, people. 140 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,744 Come on down to Pet Galaxy. 141 00:06:09,827 --> 00:06:10,953 Whoo! 142 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:13,706 So you make sure you tell 'em... 143 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,792 Sweet Sugar Dunkerton sent ya. 144 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,585 Hey! I'm open. 145 00:06:17,668 --> 00:06:18,961 Whoo! 146 00:06:22,507 --> 00:06:24,967 Gentlemen what can I get for you? 147 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:26,803 Hey wasn't that just you? 148 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:28,429 - There on TV? - You like that don't you? 149 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,472 That's cool huh? 150 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,433 Hey the TV say your name was Sugar Dunkinton. 151 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,811 How come your nametag don't say that? 152 00:06:34,894 --> 00:06:36,312 'Cause I changed it. 153 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:40,483 "Downtown Funky Stuff" Malone. 154 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,778 - Clarence! - "Downtown". 155 00:06:43,861 --> 00:06:46,531 I ain't never named no son of mine no "Downtown". 156 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:48,908 Well you know what? I can't hear a damn thing you sayin'. 157 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:51,369 Mm-hm. Every hear of a clock? It's 7:15. 158 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:52,620 Shit! 159 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:08,469 OK Tropics fans it's time to guess today's attendance. 160 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,014 Is it A, 7254... 161 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:14,767 - B, 8,506-- - Go inside! 162 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,437 ...or C, 91 ? 163 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:18,896 Oh! 164 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,816 Look at that an easy lay-up there for the Nets. That's two points. 165 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:24,318 I'm thinking of getting one of these Jap cars like a Datsun. 166 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:27,280 Yeah. Put away the classifieds please, Lou, and let's focus. 167 00:07:27,363 --> 00:07:34,036 All right, fans, let's hear it for "Downtown Funky Stuff" Malone! 168 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,580 Father Pat that guy's gotta check in the game all right? 169 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:36,622 I got it I got it. 170 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,542 Downtown wastes no time tagging out Bee Bee Ellis... 171 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,544 and Munson passes him the ball immediately. 172 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:44,464 Downtown dribbles the ball through his legs--I love it when he does that. 173 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,549 He's making mincemeat of his defender here. 174 00:07:46,632 --> 00:07:50,303 Downtown! If you want it! If you--Only if you want it! 175 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:52,555 You don't want it I can feel it. You don't want it OK. 176 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:54,724 That's right Nets. 177 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,727 You're not gonna stop it. Believe me we don't stop it in practice. 178 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:58,811 - Let's do it! - Come on come on come on! 179 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,480 - Go! - You got it. 180 00:08:01,230 --> 00:08:02,732 He tosses a three-- 181 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,150 - And yes! Ha ha ha! - Whoo! 182 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:06,235 - Wow! That was quite a shot. - Pounce! 183 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:08,237 - Oh man! - Yeah! 184 00:08:11,657 --> 00:08:13,910 At halftime it's the Nets 62... 185 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:15,661 Flint Tropics 43. 186 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,372 All right, everybody, let's hear it for Tropical time... 187 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,583 and let's hear it for Busch Bavarian. 188 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:26,339 If you're gonna drink a beer, you might as well make it Busch Bavarian. 189 00:08:26,422 --> 00:08:29,091 Ladies and gentlemen I want you to welcome this man... 190 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:34,096 who's gonna attempt the impossible-- the $10,000 free throw... 191 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,432 from the other side of the court. The Moon shot. 192 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,392 - Right on. Ha. - All right. Tell everybody... 193 00:08:38,476 --> 00:08:40,770 - what's your name? - Dukes. Ha ha. 194 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,355 - All right Dukes. - Dukes! 195 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,440 - Dukes where ya from? - Flint, Michigan... 196 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:45,816 and I never missed a game! 197 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,693 - Whoo! - Go! 198 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,445 Dukes is homegrown. 199 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,948 I think you're on a little somethin' that's homegrown maybe, huh? 200 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:54,575 - Ha ha ha. - Ha. We're havin' fun. 201 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,993 Dukes what do you do for a livin'? 202 00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:58,246 Um... 203 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,288 nothin' right now. 204 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:01,874 Layin' low. Playin' it right. 205 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:04,210 What are you gonna do with all that money if you win? Maybe buy a shirt? 206 00:09:04,293 --> 00:09:06,546 Ha ha. Yeah man a shirt. Ha ha! 207 00:09:06,629 --> 00:09:08,339 - Whoo! - Dukes is excited! 208 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:09,632 So am I. 209 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,593 Come on let's go people. Let's get it goin'. 210 00:09:12,677 --> 00:09:16,806 Cheer this guy on as he prepares for the impossible. 211 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:19,308 Well, we've got an especially dirty hippie here... 212 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,477 down on the court tryin' to sink an impossible shot. 213 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,980 This is human drama at its best. 214 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:27,483 He's just focusing taking a moment to concentrate. That's OK. 215 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,569 Concentrate all you want. 216 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,282 - Come on Dukes! - All right. 217 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,534 - Unh! - Ohhhh-- 218 00:09:36,617 --> 00:09:38,035 - No! - Yes! 219 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,996 Holy shit I'm a miracle! 220 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,831 Whoo! 221 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,333 Yeah! 222 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,502 Father Pat he stepped on the line. He stepped on it. 223 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,545 - No no it was legal. - No, no... 224 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:48,838 he stepped on the line You were lookin' at it. Come on. 225 00:09:48,921 --> 00:09:50,131 Jackie he made the shot. 226 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,133 Who the hell has $10000? 227 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,926 Relax the beer company'll pay him. 228 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,053 They're not really a sponsor it just sounded professional. 229 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,722 - Whoo! - Look at this guy. 230 00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,057 He's so hopped up on goofballs and grass... 231 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,684 he's got no idea what's going on. 232 00:10:01,767 --> 00:10:04,937 - Holy crap. Tropical! - Ha ha ha ha! 233 00:10:05,021 --> 00:10:08,858 - Hey congratulations to Dukes! - Ha ha. 234 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,193 - He just won a giant check-- - Ha ha. 235 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,614 ...that says $10000. 236 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:16,324 Cool! 237 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,701 - Whoo! - Look at the size of that thing! 238 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,286 Go have yourself a ball! 239 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:23,164 Second half comin' up next! 240 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,248 Damn it! 241 00:10:27,251 --> 00:10:28,919 - # Hi # - # Hello # 242 00:10:30,171 --> 00:10:31,547 # Dee, dee # 243 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:36,552 # Get the funk outta my face # 244 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,388 # Get the funk outta my face # 245 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,057 # Get the funk outta my face # 246 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,893 # Get the funk outta my face # 247 00:10:43,976 --> 00:10:47,855 # You don't like my music you don't have to use it # 248 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:52,943 # Funking is a thing that all of us release # 249 00:10:53,027 --> 00:10:54,570 # You don't have to get it # 250 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,073 # All you do is let it # 251 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,701 # Then you'll know exactly how to groove # 252 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:03,704 Whoo. Ahh. 253 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,414 Whew. 254 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,003 - Hey Jackie. - Gerard. 255 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,005 - How are the knees doing? - Feeling great. 256 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,757 - Excellent. - Are you drunk? 257 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,425 - Very. Ha ha. - Ha ha ha! 258 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:20,429 # Now he's back home doing 9 to 5 # 259 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,058 # Living his gray flannel life # 260 00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,268 - Hey, Jackie. - Hey guys everything good? 261 00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:28,354 - Keep the drinks flowin'. - You got it. 262 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:32,149 - Whoo! - # More more more # 263 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:34,735 Hey DJ! Where's the boogie? 264 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:36,654 I already played your song four times! 265 00:11:36,737 --> 00:11:37,780 Paul get out. 266 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,240 Jackie no! 267 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:41,158 Jackie you can't keep doing this. I'm the DJ! 268 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,119 You gotta play it more than four times. You know the rules. 269 00:11:43,202 --> 00:11:44,870 You're on snack patrol. Go. 270 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,295 You're a sexy town Flint. 271 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,839 Look at you I love it. 272 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:55,881 Whoo! 273 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,759 I swear if this Plexiglass wasn't dividing us right now... 274 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:02,847 I'd make sweet tender love to each and every one of you guys included. 275 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,432 Yeah! 276 00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:05,474 Let me see a show of hands. 277 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:07,727 Who's got their funky passport on 'em? 278 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,311 Yeah. That's what I thought. 279 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,690 'Cause we're about to enter the nation of gyration. 280 00:12:12,773 --> 00:12:14,400 You're goin' on snack patrol Paul. 281 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:20,906 # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? # 282 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,576 - I like it Jackie I like it yeah! - Whoo. 283 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,579 But you know what? That wife of yours has been making out... 284 00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:29,373 with that Mark Spitz-looking motherfucker all night! 285 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,959 Yeah that's OK. Stace and I have an open relationship. 286 00:12:32,042 --> 00:12:34,170 Yeah I know that but look Jackie-- 287 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,506 he's about to suck on her damn titties right here in front of all of these people! 288 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,341 Well she's hot right? 289 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,093 I mean we're freedom lovers. 290 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,554 Hey! Hey! 291 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,097 She's great. 292 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,474 I'm not jealous! 293 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,100 I mean it's a great deal for both of us. 294 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,853 Yeah, but have you ever slept with another woman? 295 00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:53,355 I could. I mean that's the beauty of it. 296 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,357 No ball and chain here. 297 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,693 And say I get asked to come to an orgy right? 298 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,403 - Mm? - I just do it. 299 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,280 Jackie ha ha wait a minute. 300 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,282 Have you ever been to an orgy? 301 00:13:03,365 --> 00:13:07,077 Are you crazy? I just got back from an orgy. 302 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,788 Some guy named Steve's house. 303 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:10,915 I'm exhausted. 304 00:13:10,998 --> 00:13:14,376 I mean my wiener said to me "Jackie, I've had enough... 305 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,086 "of this orgy. 306 00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,881 "Put me back in your underwear." 307 00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,341 I'm tellin' ya man... 308 00:13:20,424 --> 00:13:22,968 that's the word on the street and the shit is messed up. 309 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,178 It's a dang shame. 310 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:27,306 I can't go back to working at that car wash. No. 311 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,809 I know there's some team out there that can use the services of... 312 00:13:29,892 --> 00:13:32,228 "Downtown Funky Stuff" Malone you hear me? 313 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:35,898 I dig you, brother, but I heard the problem ain't just here in Flint. 314 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,900 It's the whole league that's goin' under. 315 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,610 Hey guys what's shakin'? 316 00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,612 What's shakin'? Whole league goin' down... 317 00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:45,032 - that's what's shaking. - Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Hold on. 318 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,952 I don't know who you're talkin' to but business is boomin'. 319 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:52,331 Jackie come on man it's us. You ain't got to jive us, man. 320 00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,124 I'm not jivin' you. I've never jived you my whole life. 321 00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:57,002 Jackie come on you're jivin' us now by sayin' you don't be jivin' us. 322 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,754 OK well this time I'm tellin' the truth. 323 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,756 - Put it on Scootsie's Bible. - Mm-hm. 324 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,132 There you go just touch it. 325 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:05,427 No I'll do you even one better. Look me in the eyes. 326 00:14:05,511 --> 00:14:07,012 OK? 327 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:12,643 Now if I give you the lowdown on somethin' can you keep a secret? 328 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:13,936 - Yeah. - Course. 329 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:18,524 Tomorrow mornin', I'm drivin' to Indianapolis for a league meeting-- 330 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,317 whew-- 331 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,611 possibly talking... 332 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,822 - ...merger. - A m--A merger? 333 00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,907 - Flint Tropics in the NBA. - Whoo! 334 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,200 - The NBA? - Us mergin'? 335 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:30,786 I'm Jackie Moon, I take care of you guys right? 336 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,329 I mean you can just think of me as Bambi's mother. 337 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,623 I make sure nothing bad'll happen to you. 338 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,458 Drink up this is a big night. 339 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,918 - Hey drinks on me. - Big night. 340 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:38,961 Whoo! 341 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:42,548 Bambi's mother got shot right? 342 00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,592 Yeah first scene. 343 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:48,178 I remember that the credits were still rollin' and everything. 344 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,641 Who the fuck is Bambi? 345 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,323 Merger. Merger. 346 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:08,449 M--M--M--Merger. 347 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,075 Jackie Moon. Jackie Moon. 348 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,285 America. 349 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:14,496 Let's go. Let's do this. 350 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,665 Don't worry, Mom, I won't let you down. 351 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,584 I'll keep this team alive. 352 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:21,253 Whew. 353 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,925 And our TV stations are complaining about all the fighting. 354 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:30,429 Let's try to keep the fights in the tunnel or out in the parking lot. 355 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:33,557 Uh we have one more piece of business to go over. 356 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:37,269 I'm sure you've all heard the rumors and they are true... 357 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,730 the ABA will be merging with the NBA... 358 00:15:39,813 --> 00:15:41,899 at the end of this season. 359 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:45,736 Yes. Yes. 360 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:49,615 I did it. 361 00:15:49,698 --> 00:15:51,116 I'm a real owner. 362 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,495 - Please Jackie let go. - I did it. 363 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,038 All right let's... 364 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,456 not get too excited. 365 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:59,708 Yes! Give me ten Norton! 366 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:01,460 Everyone can eat shit! 367 00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,672 A big bag of shit! Ha ha ha! 368 00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,257 I'm the greatest man in the world! 369 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,801 Whoo! 370 00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,512 The NBA has agreed to our financial demands... 371 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,138 - but there is something else-- - You were right Mom. 372 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,264 Destiny. 373 00:16:14,348 --> 00:16:17,893 Oh, I'm so happy I can't even feel my arms! 374 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,853 - Ha ha ha! - OK Jackie listen to me. Jackie? 375 00:16:19,937 --> 00:16:21,647 - Hey Jackie? - Yes? 376 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:25,484 Four teams will be absorbed into the NBA next year. 377 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,444 The rest of the league will terminate operations. 378 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:30,030 Exactly. You know it. 379 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,866 Wait. Wait what did you say? 380 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,245 The Nets, the Spurs, the Pacers and the Nuggets... 381 00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:38,080 are gonna play in the NBA next season. 382 00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,916 - The rest of us are gonna dissolve. - Dissolve? 383 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,751 What's "dissolve"? Ha. 384 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:45,087 Is that even a word? Ha. 385 00:16:45,796 --> 00:16:47,297 Yes it is a word... 386 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,883 and financially it means you'll cease to exist. 387 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:51,468 Let's don't get emotional about it. Just-- 388 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,012 No! 389 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,514 No! 390 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,224 OK. 391 00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,267 All right you're being-- 392 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,518 - Ohh...ohh-- - Well Jackie. Jackie-- 393 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:01,979 You--Don't bite yourself. Come on. 394 00:17:02,062 --> 00:17:05,357 Jackie we agreed to a very large sum. 395 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,985 I don't want a large sum OK? 396 00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:10,738 I want my team. Come on you guys... 397 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:14,158 you're not gonna just sit there and take the money are you? Huh? 398 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,161 Ahem. 399 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:19,329 What do the Nets have that I don't have?! 400 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,831 The Nets have a huge fan base. 401 00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,166 They got a brand-new stadium. 402 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:25,085 Solid economic growth package with great tax incentives. 403 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:30,174 Oh come on Alan that's bullshit! 404 00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,385 The NBA's gonna take four teams Jackie. 405 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,762 This is a good deal. 406 00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,394 Best four teams should go. 407 00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:46,732 He's right. The season isn't over yet. 408 00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,068 Hey, you know what? Yeah, everybody should have a chance. 409 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,319 That's the fairest way. 410 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,488 Aw gee whiz... 411 00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,490 that sounds like so much fun... 412 00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,033 fair and all. 413 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,826 But come on guys... 414 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,037 I mean look at what we're dealing with here. 415 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:03,207 This guy plays power forward for his own team, so-- 416 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,708 But he has a point. 417 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:07,544 Why not make the terms of a merger performance-based. 418 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,587 - Exactly. - Huh? 419 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,713 - What he just said. - Yeah. 420 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,465 I move we vote on the terms of the merger. 421 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:13,258 - I second. - And what he--what that guy said. 422 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:14,676 But--What--What both those guys said. 423 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:17,888 God damn it Bob! I'm about to reach over there and tear you a new asshole! 424 00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:19,014 Don't be a jackass. 425 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,974 - It makes sense. - Fuck you Bob! We talked this out! 426 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:22,559 I don't see a need for that kinda language. 427 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,228 Now if you wanna go outside right now... 428 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,980 I'll take both of you fuckers out right damn now! 429 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,440 We're not gonna fight we're gonna vote! 430 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,234 - Let's vote! - Let's vote... 431 00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:31,568 and then we'll fight! 432 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:31,692 Come on guys... 433 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,570 Come on guys... 434 00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:35,531 you should be juiced right now. 435 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:38,117 This is a chance to become a real NBA franchise. 436 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,451 Man get outta town. 437 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,745 Ain't no way in Sam Hill we gonna make it to fourth place. 438 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,788 - Nope. - Yeah Jackie... 439 00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,873 we have a horseshit record right now. 440 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,793 Yeah well we just need to start hittin' our threes OK? 441 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,462 That's not the problem Jackie. The problem is... 442 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:51,922 we suck. 443 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,592 Scootsie you did not deserve that. 444 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,386 - I know. - I apologize. 445 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,264 Stop that shit man. 446 00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,517 We do not suck OK? 447 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:06,061 I been doin' a lot of thinkin'. 448 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:10,149 Decided to add someone to our team to add some real firepower OK? 449 00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,609 I think this guy could give us a new spark. 450 00:19:12,693 --> 00:19:14,319 Now don't get mad. 451 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,947 - At point guard-- - At point guard? 452 00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:18,615 ...five-ten... 453 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,243 I traded away our washing machine to get him. 454 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,287 He punches in bunches. 455 00:19:23,370 --> 00:19:26,331 Ed Monix! 456 00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,044 Toilet's clogged. 457 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,881 Hell no. You traded for Monix? 458 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,424 Yeah. 459 00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,259 This guy's an old warrior come on. 460 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,385 Yeah he old. 461 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:40,554 He can shoot the basketball. 462 00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:42,639 Most importantly, he actually agreed to come here. 463 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,349 So? 464 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:49,897 It's a thrill to be in Flint. Uh s--smells Tropical in here. 465 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,524 Now, look, I know just about everyone... 466 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,068 in this locker room has been punched in the face by this guy... 467 00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,278 at some point in time. 468 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,572 And maybe even one of us has... 469 00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:02,201 had his collarbone broken...twice. 470 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:03,410 Sorry Twig. 471 00:20:03,493 --> 00:20:04,953 Thanks Ed. 472 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,289 Hey how are your mom and sister? 473 00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,958 It's been about 12 weeks since I porked 'em. 474 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:14,588 Let's not talk about porking of the moms and the sisters... 475 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:17,466 because we only have one rule on this team. 476 00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:19,218 What is that rule Twiggy? 477 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,302 E-L-E. 478 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,054 That's right E-L-E. 479 00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:23,555 And what does "E-L-E" stand for? 480 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,309 - "Everybody Love Everybody". - "Everybody Love Everybody". 481 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,852 Right there up on the wall. 482 00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,646 Got that Monix? 483 00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,064 - Nope. - Great. 484 00:20:32,147 --> 00:20:34,358 'Cause this isn't just a basketball team... 485 00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:36,902 this is a lifestyle. 486 00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:38,195 Welcome aboard Monix. 487 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,529 Thank you. Good to be here. 488 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,406 All right. 489 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:44,284 Oh if you see a possum... 490 00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,954 try to kill it OK? 491 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,580 It's not a pet. 492 00:20:55,045 --> 00:20:56,755 Welcome back to Tropics Weekly. 493 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:58,590 The ABA has announced... 494 00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:02,970 that the top four teams will merge with the NBA after this season. 495 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,012 Seizing the opportunity... 496 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:08,433 owner/player/coach Jackie Moon has already made the first move... 497 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,019 acquiring Ed Monix from the Kentucky Colonels. 498 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,229 Yeah! 499 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,897 I'm a pretty aggressive owner. 500 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:17,484 Uh when I heard Kentucky needed a washing machine I looked at ours... 501 00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,319 even though we need ours. 502 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,363 Uh I said "I gotta pull the trigger on this." 503 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:22,948 - Hey honey! - It seemed appropriate. 504 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:25,701 - Guess who got traded to Flint? - Who? 505 00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:26,952 Monix! 506 00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,831 Why the hell would he want to come to Flint? 507 00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,834 I have no idea. 508 00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:36,253 Who cares right? I mean-- 509 00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:39,047 He's got an NBA ring and he's playing for the Tropics. 510 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,549 Can you believe that? 511 00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:42,801 No I can't. 512 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,722 I'll get it. 513 00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,975 It's like if you watch a porn movie doesn't mean you got laid. 514 00:21:50,058 --> 00:21:53,186 No no. In fact it-- it often means the opposite. 515 00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:55,897 Monix was an All-American at Michigan State... 516 00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:57,065 then went on to-- 517 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,191 - Hey. - Hey. 518 00:21:58,275 --> 00:21:59,234 You look great. 519 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,319 Why are you here? 520 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,905 Uh got traded. Yeah. Yeah. 521 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,116 I--I mean why are you--you here? 522 00:22:07,492 --> 00:22:08,827 Can we talk? 523 00:22:08,910 --> 00:22:12,372 - Monix! Ha ha ha! - Hey. 524 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:13,415 - Oh what's up? - Yeah. 525 00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:15,000 That ol' jump shot of yours ain't broke yet, is it? 526 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,710 - Not yet. - Ha ha ha! 527 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:18,962 Oh man--Oh hey! 528 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,005 Great backdoor cut... 529 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:22,591 for the lay-up against the Amigos last Friday night man. 530 00:22:22,674 --> 00:22:25,427 Yeah ha ha. That's the way basketball should be played! 531 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,511 - Yeah. - Up there. 532 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:29,765 - Yeah-- - Too slow! Ha ha ha! 533 00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,725 Hey can you give us a second please? 534 00:22:31,808 --> 00:22:35,103 - Yeah no problem. - Thanks, Kyle. 535 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:37,356 Oh Monix! 536 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,524 Why does your boyfriend like me so much? 537 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,401 You're his favorite player. 538 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,653 I'd feel more comfortable if he hated me. 539 00:22:43,737 --> 00:22:48,158 Listen I hope you didn't agree to this trade because of me. 540 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,536 What if I did? 541 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:55,415 Then you'd be stuck in Flint Michigan for no reason. 542 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,458 You know what? 543 00:22:56,541 --> 00:22:58,460 You said you wanted to leave basketball at the top of your game. 544 00:22:58,543 --> 00:22:59,628 When are you gonna quit? 545 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:03,715 I'm at the top of my game. I'm very close to the top. 546 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:11,306 I just got traded for a fuckin' washing machine. What am I talkin' about? 547 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,100 Good night Ed. 548 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:17,771 Thanks for the pep talk. 549 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:27,906 Ed Monix is a tenacious defender and he can hit the big shots. 550 00:23:27,989 --> 00:23:31,243 - Mm when he's not drunk. - Which is never. 551 00:23:31,326 --> 00:23:33,870 Look there's nothing in the rule book that says you can't play drunk. 552 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:35,288 No actually there is. 553 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,332 Remember those 30 rebounds against San Diego? 554 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,334 - Yeah. - I don't remember 'em. 555 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,335 Oh no. 556 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,962 - Amaretto stone sours. - Yes. 557 00:23:42,045 --> 00:23:43,505 - I will never believe that. - All game long. 558 00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:45,340 - No way. - I mixed 'em! 559 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,968 Doesn't leave the table. 560 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,011 Look guys you ain't gotta worry. 561 00:23:50,095 --> 00:23:53,473 'Cause tomorrow when I get this cast taken off I'll be back on the team... 562 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,059 and I will be rainin' down some threes! 563 00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:59,771 Cornelius you're a good friend but that arm hasn't properly healed... 564 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,816 and I've told you 100 times you're never gonna play for the Tropics. 565 00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,109 You're a terrible athlete. 566 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:08,405 Come on man! I'm a excellent athlete. Look I broke this arm playin' for you. 567 00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:11,575 No, you broke it playing with me in the driveway. 568 00:24:11,658 --> 00:24:12,826 You can't even make a lay-up. 569 00:24:12,909 --> 00:24:15,203 I'm an injured player man. I should be on the bench. 570 00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,080 No you're not on the team. 571 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,541 Well in my fantasy life I'm on the team. 572 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:22,294 Well let's just keep it that way right? 573 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,880 Oh my God. What the fuck is that? It's incredible. 574 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,339 It's called fondue. 575 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,009 - Fon what? - Fondue. 576 00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:33,054 Three different cheeses melted. That's what you're tasting. 577 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:35,640 Gorgonzola muenster and cottage. 578 00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:37,642 It's the latest thing from Sweden apparently. 579 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:40,979 Well, I'm not surprised by that. The Swedes are so inventive aren't they? 580 00:24:41,062 --> 00:24:42,189 - Oh, they are. - Yep. 581 00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:44,983 They are my favorite producers of pornography. 582 00:24:45,066 --> 00:24:47,319 They make an excellent fuck picture. 583 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:51,281 Well I think I'll excuse myself from this conversation right now. 584 00:24:51,364 --> 00:24:53,241 - To the men's room. - Oh, stop it! 585 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:54,409 To make your wiener sing. 586 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,453 Boner machine. 587 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:58,246 I am not a boner machine now. 588 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,207 Swedish porn saved my life in 'Nam. 589 00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:01,791 - OK. - Great here we go. 590 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:04,085 - Come on! Fuck you guys! - Let me get my violin. 591 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:05,086 Swedish porn was the only thing... 592 00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:07,255 that kept my mind off Charlie when I was in the shit. 593 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,550 Is the shit in Ann Arbor? 'Cause that's where you were during the war. 594 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,928 - He really believes it. - You were never in 'Nam-- 595 00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:14,763 - Nope. Ha ha. - ...you jive turkey. 596 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:28,944 You just call me a jive turkey? 597 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:33,198 No. No he did not. 598 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:37,452 - He uh called you cocksucker. - Yeah. 599 00:25:37,536 --> 00:25:38,578 - Yeah. - Right--Right Cornelius? 600 00:25:38,662 --> 00:25:40,455 Yeah, yeah. I just called you cocksucker. 601 00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:43,041 I'm pretty sure that you called me a jive turkey. 602 00:25:43,124 --> 00:25:47,295 No, no. Now, Lou, nobody called anyone a JT. 603 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,798 Jive turkey is a little over the line my man! 604 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:51,299 Look we're all here. 605 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:53,635 We all heard what was said and we're in agreement. 606 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,595 - Cornelius said cocksucker. - Yes. 607 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:56,638 - Right? - Yeah. 608 00:25:56,721 --> 00:26:00,308 - He just said you suck cock. - That's all he said about you. 609 00:26:00,392 --> 00:26:03,770 Now come on. Dig into that fondue you little cocksucker. 610 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:07,983 - We like playing games, don't we? - We do we're playing one right now! 611 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:12,195 I'm gonna show you guys this game that I learned... 612 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,823 - when I was in fucking 'Nam! - Oh no no no no! 613 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:16,283 Lou. Lou. 614 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:18,535 Who's the jive turkey now? 615 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,999 Ah ha ha ha ha! 616 00:26:24,082 --> 00:26:26,293 Gun's not loaded! 617 00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:29,796 - You son of a bitch! - It's not loaded! It's not loaded! 618 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:32,966 You shoulda seen your goddamn face! 619 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:35,552 Oh there's no bullets in there! I never load it! 620 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,346 The gun was not loaded. 621 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,349 I'll see you fuckers in hell! 622 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:45,270 Ohh! 623 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:48,607 Jackie, Love Me Sexy is the worst song I've ever heard. 624 00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,113 Watch this! I did call you jive turkey. 625 00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:56,740 He did! 626 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:02,370 I got one. Hey, Lou, I know you slept with Mrs. Pepperfield! 627 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,247 Grrr! 628 00:27:05,373 --> 00:27:08,168 We're saying nutty things 'cause they're not true. 629 00:27:08,251 --> 00:27:11,046 - My! Yeah. - Especially that. More than the rest. 630 00:27:11,129 --> 00:27:13,798 - He's jonesing you. - It never happened. Ha ha. 631 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:15,759 - Hey. Bond. - She's not ugly. 632 00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,178 - James Bond. Huh? - Oh there it is. 633 00:27:18,261 --> 00:27:21,556 - How do you like your martini sir? - Stirred, in--in a half-carafe. 634 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,058 Wow. 635 00:27:25,101 --> 00:27:27,103 - He shoots himself. - He shoots himself in the wiener. 636 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:38,239 - Everybody OK? - I think so. 637 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:39,908 - Yeah. - I'm fine. 638 00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:42,118 Wow! 639 00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:45,246 We just literally dodged a bullet. Ha ha ha ha! 640 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:47,874 We sure did! 641 00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:49,584 - We certainly-- - Except for Cornelius. 642 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,419 Ohh! 643 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:54,714 Oh ho ho. I did get shot! 644 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,843 - Oh my God. - Wow! 645 00:28:11,356 --> 00:28:15,276 # Short people got no reason # 646 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,280 # Short people got no reason # 647 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:23,410 # Short people got no reason to live # 648 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,286 Come on everyone! Yeah! 649 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:28,039 - What do they got Bobby? - # They got little hands # 650 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,290 Yeah little hands. 651 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,418 - # Little eyes # - # Little eyes # 652 00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:34,462 - # Walk around telling great big lies # - # Great big lies # 653 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,673 # They got little noses # 654 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:39,175 - # And tiny little teeth # - Tiny little teeth! 655 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:42,178 # Platform shoes on their nasty little feet # 656 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:46,307 - # Well I don't want no short people # - Let's go, Tropics! 657 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:50,061 - I hate 'em. I don't want no short people! - # I don't want no short people # 658 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,896 I'm talking about you Scootsie! 659 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,357 I'm just kidding man you're not that short. 660 00:28:54,441 --> 00:28:55,775 You're the best. 661 00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,402 I'm exaggerating. 662 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,113 Vakidis open the window will ya? 663 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:01,489 Yes right on. 664 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:05,368 Did you give Bobby Dee a hand job? 665 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,245 Yes right on. 666 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:12,250 # Oh, yeah # 667 00:29:12,333 --> 00:29:14,294 Hey Jackie it's your wife! 668 00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,045 Hey Stacey! Hey honey! 669 00:29:16,129 --> 00:29:18,047 Oh hey lady. 670 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:21,134 - # Mr. Big Stuff # - Hi! 671 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:22,886 # You're never gonna get my love # 672 00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,512 My God would you look at those? 673 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:26,723 Yes I will. 674 00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:29,100 Oh! Mm! 675 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,688 That's what I'm talking about, baby. 676 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:35,398 - Yes! - Slow down! 677 00:29:35,482 --> 00:29:38,026 Bye baby I love you. 678 00:29:38,109 --> 00:29:39,486 - Say Jackie. - Yeah. 679 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,113 Have you ever even slept with your wife, man? 680 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:46,367 Are you kidding me? Come on. Yeah like every weekend. 681 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,745 - And it's hot! - Yeah I believe you. 682 00:29:48,828 --> 00:29:50,955 I believe you lying. Ha ha ha! 683 00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:57,796 Hey Monix... 684 00:29:57,879 --> 00:29:59,756 what were the Celtics like? 685 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:01,508 Well they were fast. 686 00:30:01,591 --> 00:30:04,969 Fast? Man. Clarence should play for the Celtics then. That boy can fly. 687 00:30:05,053 --> 00:30:06,763 Downtown, that's all he ever talk about. 688 00:30:06,846 --> 00:30:08,973 "I'm goin' to the NBA, I'm goin' to the NBA." Every day he say that. 689 00:30:09,057 --> 00:30:11,434 No, I don't. Why don't you just shut up man? 690 00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:15,271 Say Monix why don't you let us see that championship ring, m 691 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,689 Don't think nobody here ever seen... 692 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,316 - a championship ring before. - Uh-uh. 693 00:30:18,399 --> 00:30:19,526 - All right. - Yes sir. 694 00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,236 - Yes! - Yo man let me see it! 695 00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:23,696 Oh! Holy balls. 696 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,574 Oh my God look at this right here. "Champion" in sparkling gold. 697 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,409 Man why are you wearing that on your neck? 698 00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:30,703 If I had a ring like that I'd have it on my finger every day... 699 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,747 so the honeys could see it. 700 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:34,499 I'm not quite as flashy as you. 701 00:30:34,582 --> 00:30:37,126 I just like wearing it around my neck that's all. 702 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,837 - That's cool man. - I hear that. 703 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,339 He should be embarrassed. 704 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,843 Embarrassed? 705 00:30:44,926 --> 00:30:47,846 He sat through every playoff game. 706 00:30:47,929 --> 00:30:50,682 Then he gonna walk around us with all the shine... 707 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:52,767 like he some kind of hero or somethin'. 708 00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,728 Oh come on Clarence. You're just actin' jealous. 709 00:30:55,812 --> 00:31:02,110 Whatever. I ain't never rode the bench and then go call myself a champion. 710 00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:05,905 Somebody need to snatch that ring off his sorry neck. 711 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,448 - You wanna snatch it? Come on. - I-- 712 00:31:07,532 --> 00:31:09,617 - Be my guest. - I don't think your knees can take it. 713 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:13,413 Hey! Hey I got a ring up here too. Mine says love. 714 00:31:15,623 --> 00:31:17,125 Think about that. 715 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:22,338 Everybody love everybody! 716 00:31:22,422 --> 00:31:23,965 Come on! 717 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,301 Eleven more hours to go. 718 00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,307 Another easy basket for the Spirits. 719 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,392 Tropics with the ball. 720 00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,812 Hey honey! 721 00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:40,857 Jackie Moon waving to the fans as he makes his way down the court. 722 00:31:40,940 --> 00:31:42,066 Keep it alive right here! Throw it in the blender. 723 00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:43,109 He truly is a showman. 724 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,444 No! Changed my mind. Right back, though. 725 00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:46,404 - OK. OK. - Right back to you. Give it back again! 726 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:47,822 - You got it. - No right back. 727 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,365 - No? - Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. 728 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:52,076 - Sure? - Yeah. Right back. Come on now. No. 729 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,912 Right back reset. Throw it to Papa. 730 00:31:53,995 --> 00:31:54,996 - No right back out. - All right. 731 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:56,539 - Right back. Right back. - Here you go, Jackie. 732 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,832 - Back to you. Right back though. - You're right. OK. 733 00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:58,875 - Shoot! - Whoo! 734 00:31:58,958 --> 00:32:00,084 - All right right on. - Clear. Yeah. 735 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,544 - You ready? - No right back. 736 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:03,046 - No? - Yeah. OK clear. 737 00:32:03,129 --> 00:32:04,088 - All right I'm goin'. - My turn. 738 00:32:04,172 --> 00:32:06,466 Yeah I'll bet my alleged son he won't make this. 739 00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,676 Jackie Moon finally making a move... 740 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,554 - and it is worth the wait! - All day long! Whoo! 741 00:32:11,638 --> 00:32:12,597 Way to go Jackie! 742 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,682 - Traveling! - No no no no! One and a half steps! 743 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:19,687 - Come on, Jackie. You walked. - Suck my cock! I'll murder your family! 744 00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,148 - You're gone Jackie Moon! - What? What? 745 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:24,692 - Jackie Moon is ejected from the game. 746 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,986 - What did I say? - You said "S my C ." 747 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:32,575 And one lucky fan will go home with a game ball. 748 00:32:32,659 --> 00:32:33,785 That's your head next time. 749 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,161 You're a big baby Jackie. You cannot tell me to S my C . 750 00:32:35,244 --> 00:32:37,288 Jackie Moon and the referee really going at it here. 751 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,248 - I didn't say anything. - You said "S my C ." 752 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,459 - I barely raised my voice. - I should call your mother. 753 00:32:41,542 --> 00:32:43,795 You need a phone to heaven to do that. 754 00:32:43,878 --> 00:32:45,838 - Maybe your ma didn't go to heaven. - Oh dear. 755 00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,549 Oh. Oh my. Oh no. 756 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,427 OK. Everyone off the floor. Let's go. Tropics, let's go. 757 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:52,679 Why--No Jackie. 758 00:32:52,762 --> 00:32:56,307 It appears a line has been crossed by Father Pat of all people. 759 00:32:56,391 --> 00:32:58,643 - Look Jackie I'm sorry. - Stop the broadcast. 760 00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:02,480 Jackie Moon is pulling his team off the court. 761 00:33:02,563 --> 00:33:04,565 You forfeit this game Jackie if you keep walking. 762 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,277 - That's fine. - You threatened to kill my family! 763 00:33:08,361 --> 00:33:10,279 God damn it, Pat. What the hell's wrong with you? 764 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,948 Don't get on your high horse Redwood. 765 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:14,200 You've got a lot of demons yourself. 766 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,243 Thank you for staying Dick. 767 00:33:15,326 --> 00:33:16,577 No I am leaving. 768 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:17,954 I've thrown to commercial. 769 00:33:18,037 --> 00:33:20,873 I have to be back in about 30 seconds or so but this is symbolic. 770 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:22,250 We go to church together. 771 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:23,251 Not anymore. 772 00:33:23,334 --> 00:33:25,920 # Hey Flint Tropics welcome back # 773 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,423 - # Give the Amigos a heart attack # - I tried Jackie. 774 00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:30,508 They won't take it. 775 00:33:30,591 --> 00:33:32,719 Look, I--I don't know what your bank is telling you. 776 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:35,013 This is a real check. I signed it myself. 777 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,306 It's written in glitter man. 778 00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:41,436 Can't you just you know like write me a regular-size check? 779 00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:44,439 Maybe you should try a different bank. A big bank. 780 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,691 - Bigger bank? - That has a big check department. 781 00:33:46,774 --> 00:33:48,317 - That's what I'd do. - OK. 782 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,028 - Right? All right. - Yeah. 783 00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:50,152 Whoo Scootsie he is takin' you to town! 784 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,363 Whoo Scootsie he is takin' you to town! 785 00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:54,490 Get him Twig. C'mon! 786 00:33:56,576 --> 00:33:57,535 There we go. 787 00:33:57,618 --> 00:33:59,662 - All right guys. Hey listen up. - Hey hey. 788 00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:03,791 Let's go. Eyes up here. Turn that contraption off. Come on. 789 00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:07,045 Look uh just got off the phone with the Commissioner. 790 00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,881 He convinced the board to pass another merger rule. 791 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:13,509 We gotta average 2,000 fans per home game for the rest of the season. 792 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:14,552 Ahhh. 793 00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:16,262 - Two thou every home game? - Damn. What? 794 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:19,474 Commissioner says they're not gonna take a franchise that doesn't have fans. 795 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:22,310 - He's being a real dick. - Good Lord Jackie Moon. 796 00:34:22,393 --> 00:34:28,066 Winning these games is gonna be hard but 2000 fans? Impossible man. 797 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:31,194 It's OK, Scootsie. 'Cause I got a plan. All right? 798 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:34,155 Now, you all know we're the ABA game of the week right? 799 00:34:34,238 --> 00:34:37,867 Could be a lot of television cameras out there, so we just gotta be tiptop. 800 00:34:37,950 --> 00:34:39,702 So what's the plan? 801 00:34:39,786 --> 00:34:41,120 I brought a secret weapon. 802 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,372 It's gonna make us look extra cool on TV. 803 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:45,083 What the hell is that? 804 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,418 - It's eyeliner dummy. - Oh-- 805 00:34:48,127 --> 00:34:49,921 Now who's first? Monix? 806 00:34:50,838 --> 00:34:55,259 Oh yeah. Just let me get a fresh Maxi Pad out of my purse. 807 00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,973 Looks like Jackie Moon has brought a trick from Broadway to the court tonight. 808 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,393 Trap trap trap trap trap. 809 00:35:04,477 --> 00:35:05,645 Point of no return. Go back. Go back. 810 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,563 Horse in the trailer. Nowhere to go. 811 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,732 Hey. Look at my eyes. No look at my eyes. 812 00:35:09,816 --> 00:35:12,360 Are you scared? Tropical storm. Eye of the hurricane. 813 00:35:12,443 --> 00:35:15,113 I'm gonna hypnotize you. I'm not gonna blink. I'm not gonna blink. 814 00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,824 - Look at me. - Where you goin'? Where you goin'? 815 00:35:17,907 --> 00:35:19,367 Jackie tips the ball away. 816 00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:20,993 Twiggy picks it up and takes it in. 817 00:35:21,077 --> 00:35:23,871 - Two points, Tropics. - Way to go Twiggy! 818 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:25,748 Make sure the camera gets your eyes! 819 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:27,041 This team is on fire-- 820 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,584 - Oooooh! - ...early in the game. 821 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:29,752 Oh they're flaming all right. 822 00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:32,713 Nice lay-up. Nice lay-up Twiggy huh? 823 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,675 - Who's got character now? - My confidence is sky-high right now. 824 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:38,177 Oh! Ohh! Ohh! 825 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,805 - What's with Vakidis? - Ohh! Ahh! Oh ha ha! 826 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:43,057 - What the hell's wrong with Vakidis? - I don't know man. 827 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:46,018 Oh shit! Your eyeliner's running. 828 00:35:46,102 --> 00:35:48,354 Oh yeah. Yours is kinda smoky too. 829 00:35:48,437 --> 00:35:49,689 All right everyone. Try not to sweat if you can. 830 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,732 Hell no. This--this shit burnin' already, man. 831 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:53,401 - Yeah it kinda is. - Goddamn. 832 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:54,986 - Oh. - I'm going to the bench man. Move! 833 00:35:55,069 --> 00:35:56,070 - What's happening? - Shit! 834 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:58,197 The Tropics seem to be disabled in some way. 835 00:35:58,281 --> 00:36:00,408 God it burns. Whoo! 836 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:03,578 Do they test this on animals or is that just a lie? 837 00:36:03,661 --> 00:36:05,621 Feels like I got cat piss in my eyes! 838 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,707 Just open your eyes with your fingers guys. It's really nice. 839 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:09,292 Cock sandwich that hurts! 840 00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,626 - Fuckin' idiots. - That feels really good. 841 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:13,254 Monix where's your makeup huh buddy? 842 00:36:13,337 --> 00:36:16,591 Hey how come it says Monix on your jersey when your name's Pussy? 843 00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:18,593 - I was curious about this-- - Fuck you, Petrelli. 844 00:36:18,676 --> 00:36:20,845 - Hey, hey, Monix! - Get your hands off me! 845 00:36:20,928 --> 00:36:23,973 - Get back here! You little bitch! - We're on TV! 846 00:36:24,056 --> 00:36:26,642 - I don't give a shit! - Commissioner's watching. 847 00:36:26,726 --> 00:36:29,770 - You wanna kill the merger? C'mon. - Everybody relax. 848 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:32,607 Looks like a little gentleman's disagreement on the court. Nothing big. 849 00:36:32,690 --> 00:36:34,108 No these girls aren't gonna fight. 850 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,028 No but a little bit of a delay in play for a moment here. 851 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:39,739 What about during commercial? 852 00:36:39,822 --> 00:36:42,575 Yeah I like it. Yeah it's good. 853 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:46,037 - Uh, Father Pat, timeout. - Timeout white! 854 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,790 It's a timeout on the floor with 9 minutes and 16 seconds left in the first. 855 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,459 The Tropics two the Amigos six. 856 00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:54,921 And we'll be right back after these messages from Shasta. 857 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:56,505 And clear. 858 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:58,007 Somebody hit somebody! 859 00:36:58,090 --> 00:36:59,300 Raaah! 860 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:03,137 Oh here we go. 861 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:07,141 - Come on! - Get him! 862 00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:11,312 Ohhh this is a good old-fashioned bare-fisted brawl here on the court. 863 00:37:11,395 --> 00:37:13,439 My goodness. 864 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,860 Look at the Russian bear go. Throwing people around like rag dolls. 865 00:37:17,944 --> 00:37:22,615 Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? 866 00:37:22,698 --> 00:37:25,534 Oh, look at Monix take it to Petrelli. I wish the people at home could see this. 867 00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:26,577 I could hurt someone. 868 00:37:26,661 --> 00:37:30,665 New Red Apple Soda with a great taste and tingle they're still looking for. 869 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:33,167 # Why can't we be friends? # 870 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,211 # Why can't we be friends? # 871 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:38,130 - # Why can't we be friends? # - Get him! Get him! 872 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:40,758 # Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? # 873 00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:44,178 Honestly Dick I could watch this all day. This is terr--Oh, look at Father Pat! 874 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,347 Father Pat is getting the worst of a lot of this. 875 00:37:46,430 --> 00:37:48,015 Ah! Stop! 876 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,934 - # Why can't we be friends? # - And we're back in three-- 877 00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:52,687 - # Why can't we be friends? # - ...two one... 878 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:56,274 Welcome back to your ABA game of the week. 879 00:37:56,357 --> 00:37:58,317 I'll tell you, the spirit and camaraderie of this league... 880 00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,444 is on full display here tonight Lou. 881 00:38:00,528 --> 00:38:03,406 Yeah yeah you got that right Dick. 882 00:38:03,489 --> 00:38:04,490 Lou! 883 00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,159 Scoreboard's not looking good guys. 884 00:38:07,243 --> 00:38:09,578 Think it's time for us to make some serious adjustments. 885 00:38:09,662 --> 00:38:11,163 Here's the chalk Coach. 886 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:20,381 Huh? That's right. That's how frustrated I am. 887 00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:24,010 OK? I can stand here and I can talk X's and O's all day long... 888 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,262 but this is about something else. 889 00:38:26,345 --> 00:38:27,888 We're not playing Tropical. 890 00:38:28,848 --> 00:38:30,516 We're playing tight. 891 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:33,894 I mean if we just open up our hearts and let our passion come out... 892 00:38:33,978 --> 00:38:35,813 we can do anything. 893 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:38,482 You ready? 894 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:41,319 Now my wife has volunteered to bring our passion out. 895 00:38:42,528 --> 00:38:46,073 Hello lady luck let negative static be gone. 896 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,243 - # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? # - Ow! 897 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,163 Whoo! Hello Stacey Moon! 898 00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:53,914 - Hey boys. - Oh yeah. 899 00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,083 All right. Whoo! 900 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:57,918 - # Lick me sexy # - Can you feel it? 901 00:38:58,002 --> 00:39:00,755 - Already a different locker room. - Just like that. 902 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,049 Ha ha. There it goes. 903 00:39:04,008 --> 00:39:05,718 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife. 904 00:39:05,801 --> 00:39:07,511 This is the best idea I've ever had. 905 00:39:07,595 --> 00:39:08,929 Great work Stacey. 906 00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:11,599 Oh Twiggy welcome to the big city. 907 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:12,850 - Ha ha. - Ooh! 908 00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:14,268 Jackie I don't--I don't know about this, Jackie. 909 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:15,311 - Ha ha ha! - Damn. 910 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:16,854 Believe it! This is happening! 911 00:39:16,937 --> 00:39:19,148 - Downtown. - Yeah. 912 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:21,525 Yeah you can call me Downtown. 913 00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:25,571 Oh! Nice jumpin' joint! Aah! Ha ha ha! 914 00:39:25,654 --> 00:39:28,532 Pep talk! All right. What team's in a rut now? 915 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:33,204 Not the Tropics anymore no sirree. We got strong-- 916 00:39:34,705 --> 00:39:36,290 Jesus this guy's a bummer. 917 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:38,667 Does anybody here wanna talk about the fucking game? 918 00:39:38,751 --> 00:39:40,795 Hey. Watch your language. Not in front of my wife. 919 00:39:40,878 --> 00:39:43,464 Uh sorry Mrs. Moon. 920 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:47,593 Come on, man. Trying to bring the love into the room and all you do is complain. 921 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:50,805 My wife is standing here naked. What more do you want me to do? 922 00:39:51,889 --> 00:39:54,642 Listen Jackie th--there is no shortcut to winning. 923 00:39:54,725 --> 00:39:57,269 You can't buy it you can't pray for it... 924 00:39:57,353 --> 00:40:01,941 and you can't stare at your wife's ass and start hitting three-pointers. 925 00:40:02,024 --> 00:40:05,111 We need a game plan Jackie. 926 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,947 So he the expert. He should know. 927 00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,532 He done seen the game from every angle... 928 00:40:09,615 --> 00:40:10,991 - sittin' on the bench. - Damn! 929 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:15,287 Hey, guess what? The Celtics weren't just all-stars, they were a team. A team! 930 00:40:15,371 --> 00:40:19,750 As opposed to a bunch of selfish assholes tryin' to look cool every night. 931 00:40:19,834 --> 00:40:21,460 I mean call us what you want to... 932 00:40:21,544 --> 00:40:25,047 but we ain't never sat around and pretended like we some champions. 933 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:31,804 Yeah you got a little ring and all but you personally you ain't won shit. 934 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:37,059 Clarence I want you to have this ring... 935 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:41,480 as a token of what you will never achieve. 936 00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:44,525 Champion or not, at least I played the game. 937 00:40:44,608 --> 00:40:46,402 And I got news for you Clarence... 938 00:40:46,485 --> 00:40:50,364 for all your flash you are never gonna play in the NBA. 939 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:53,451 You are pissing your career away. 940 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:56,162 And one day you're gonna look back on your life... 941 00:40:56,245 --> 00:41:01,250 and you're gonna realize that you never even learned how to play basketball. 942 00:41:22,980 --> 00:41:24,190 Oh jeez! 943 00:41:24,273 --> 00:41:26,275 What the hell? 944 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:29,403 Shit. 945 00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:31,489 Get your hands in the air. 946 00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:39,079 Monix bail's been set. 947 00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:47,046 Lynn can I ask you a favor? 948 00:41:47,129 --> 00:41:50,007 Oh you mean besides bailing your ass outta jail? 949 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:51,842 Lynn no one can drain it like you. 950 00:41:53,385 --> 00:41:56,347 I think I drained all I can out of there. 951 00:41:56,430 --> 00:41:58,557 - That hurt? - Mm. Not really. 952 00:41:58,641 --> 00:42:00,935 - How about that? - Ah...yeah. 953 00:42:01,018 --> 00:42:02,436 - Good. - Ha. 954 00:42:04,396 --> 00:42:09,026 Listen uh this is long overdue but I wanna apologize. 955 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:12,238 For what? 956 00:42:12,321 --> 00:42:17,618 For uh you know back then we had some problems. 957 00:42:17,701 --> 00:42:21,413 Oh did you wanna apologize for cheating on me? 958 00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:23,791 Twice. 959 00:42:23,874 --> 00:42:25,417 Hey I cheated on you once. 960 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:28,879 There--There just happened to be two girls there ha ha. 961 00:42:30,005 --> 00:42:32,174 - Still not funny? - Still not funny. 962 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,511 And where's the necklace I made you? 963 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,849 Monix it was the high point of your career. 964 00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:43,644 - Riding the bench? - You didn't just ride the bench. 965 00:42:43,727 --> 00:42:45,646 Who did the Celtics practice against? 966 00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:48,148 - Second stringers. - Second stringers... 967 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,484 and every day you pushed your team to the limit. 968 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:52,987 I know I was there I was the one working on your stupid knee. 969 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:54,738 I didn't deserve that ring Lynn. 970 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:58,951 I hardly played. I was never the guy to hit the big shot. 971 00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:01,662 Wanna know why things didn't work out between us? 972 00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,663 Yeah. 973 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:07,084 You hate yourself so much it's impossible to love you. 974 00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,003 Wow . 975 00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,338 Kinda brutally honest. 976 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:16,677 Did we have some fun? 977 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,095 You're kind of fun. 978 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,889 Didn't we? 979 00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:23,392 Sometimes. 980 00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,318 - What are you doing? - There he is. 981 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,069 Whoo ooh. Ha ha. 982 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,904 - Been lookin' all over for you. - 'Bout time... 983 00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:37,531 you scored somethin'. Ha ha. 984 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,284 See ya later Ed. 'Scuse me guys. 985 00:43:40,367 --> 00:43:41,327 Excused. 986 00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:45,080 Uh doin' your girl in the locker room huh? Classy. 987 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:47,499 - What are you guys doin' here? - Ahem. 988 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,669 We want you to coach the team. 989 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,963 - What? - You know the game better than Jackie. 990 00:43:53,047 --> 00:43:57,092 I'm flattered but I don't think Jackie would be too happy about this. 991 00:43:57,176 --> 00:44:00,721 Come on don't worry about Jackie. I mean I got this. 992 00:44:00,804 --> 00:44:02,264 OK Tropics hustle up. 993 00:44:03,849 --> 00:44:05,893 Five six seven eight. 994 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:09,938 One and two and three and four and turn like you mean it. 995 00:44:10,022 --> 00:44:11,273 Arch that back Bee Bee. 996 00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:13,734 I like it. Whoo! Good rotation. 997 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:14,985 Beautiful seahorses. 998 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,320 Leg kick Scootsie. 999 00:44:16,403 --> 00:44:19,323 Nice! And freeze it. 1000 00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,120 And then we start the game. 1001 00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,163 Now when I say freeze it... 1002 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:28,832 you guys gotta freeze it OK? 1003 00:44:28,999 --> 00:44:31,752 - Hey! - Hey. 1004 00:44:31,835 --> 00:44:33,379 You're back. All right. 1005 00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:36,507 We got a extra costume right over there for you. 1006 00:44:36,590 --> 00:44:41,261 I'm not here to do wh--whatever this is. What is this? 1007 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,055 What is this? Ha ha. 1008 00:44:43,138 --> 00:44:47,101 Come on man this is-- this is the future of basketball OK? 1009 00:44:47,184 --> 00:44:50,771 This is entertainment. You'll get it. You'll catch on. 1010 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:52,022 Ah-- 1011 00:44:55,359 --> 00:44:59,113 Look Jackie. Now don't get mad but some--some of us got together... 1012 00:44:59,196 --> 00:45:01,740 and we asked old Monix if he'd teach us a little bit. 1013 00:45:01,824 --> 00:45:03,867 Wait what do you mean teach us? 1014 00:45:03,951 --> 00:45:08,664 I teach you guys things. Like expert choreography and stuff. 1015 00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:10,791 No. 1016 00:45:10,874 --> 00:45:14,545 We wanna give Monix a chance to coach Coach. 1017 00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:18,549 What's goin' on here? 1018 00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:21,218 What is this? 1019 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,555 Clarence? 1020 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:28,976 This is a mutiny. 1021 00:45:30,894 --> 00:45:33,355 You guys all in on this? 1022 00:45:37,109 --> 00:45:40,070 You motherfuckin' cocksuckers. 1023 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,281 All of you. 1024 00:45:43,157 --> 00:45:47,494 I have dedicated my life to this team, OK? 1025 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,913 I have given you guys my soul! 1026 00:45:51,498 --> 00:45:54,835 I mean, who bought you those boots last Halloween? 1027 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:57,337 It--That--That would be you Coach. You bought us those boots. 1028 00:45:57,421 --> 00:45:58,380 I bought 'em! 1029 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:00,090 I really liked them boots. They were nice. 1030 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,301 They're really nice boots. 1031 00:46:02,384 --> 00:46:03,927 Yeah we love ya. 1032 00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:07,097 But Monix just knows the X's and O's baby. That's all. 1033 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,140 Ohh-- 1034 00:46:08,223 --> 00:46:11,059 Aw, come on, come on, don't turn your back on us. 1035 00:46:11,143 --> 00:46:13,771 Hey hey hey hey hey. Listen. 1036 00:46:15,481 --> 00:46:19,526 How about this I'll be the offensive and defensive coordinator... 1037 00:46:19,610 --> 00:46:22,654 and you can still be head coach. 1038 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:27,284 And you're the best promoter. We gonna need fans right? 1039 00:46:28,410 --> 00:46:30,120 Do you guys really think I'm a good promoter? 1040 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:33,040 - Yeah yeah yeah. - You know you are man. 1041 00:46:33,123 --> 00:46:36,084 - I'm probably the best in the league. - Yeah, that's what they say. 1042 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:37,503 - Top three. - Yup. 1043 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,379 - Right up there. - Yeah. 1044 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,256 OK. 1045 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:48,430 There. 1046 00:46:48,514 --> 00:46:52,351 Careful, don't blow too hard at first 'cause it'll give a high-pitched squeak. 1047 00:46:52,434 --> 00:46:54,561 You just wanna blow easy. 1048 00:46:54,645 --> 00:46:57,231 And once she starts responding then you can--you can let it fly. 1049 00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,816 Thanks Coach. 1050 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:05,364 Uh-- 1051 00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:08,659 All right let's practice guys! 1052 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:08,783 If we play unselfish, fundamental basketball we can make a run at this. 1053 00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:13,956 If we play unselfish, fundamental basketball we can make a run at this. 1054 00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:19,837 By unselfish I mean we sprint up the court on every fast break... 1055 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:23,549 not because we might get a dunk and get your dick sucked after the game... 1056 00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:26,927 but because sprinting might pull the defense out of position-- 1057 00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:29,304 Wait wait wait wait. So what's goin' on with the blow jobs again? 1058 00:47:29,388 --> 00:47:31,598 Yeah, 'cause I vote we keep them blow jobs Jack. 1059 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:35,477 - Yeah. All in favor? - Come on let the man talk. 1060 00:47:35,561 --> 00:47:37,229 Thank you Clarence. 1061 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:40,524 Now till we start playing like a real team... 1062 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:45,112 we're gonna practice without the ball. 1063 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:48,615 That's a waste. 1064 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:51,201 OK let's run the offense! 1065 00:47:52,619 --> 00:47:55,205 - Without a ball? - Yeah without the ball Clarence. 1066 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,708 Let's go everybody get in position. 1067 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:01,670 - Patch that ball up Scootsie. - Come on! Hustle! 1068 00:48:01,753 --> 00:48:03,755 OK Clarence flash through the lane. 1069 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,466 - Hustle Clarence! - Come on come on. 1070 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:07,509 Ball ball ball! 1071 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:10,220 We been runnin' the same play all day. 1072 00:48:10,304 --> 00:48:12,347 Yeah can we maybe try play number two? 1073 00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:15,642 No! I want you to be brain-dead gentlemen! 1074 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:19,688 'Cause someday you're gonna be too tired or too nervous to think. 1075 00:48:19,771 --> 00:48:23,150 And when you are, this is the play that I'm gonna call. 1076 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:25,861 We need to be able to run this play in our sleep. 1077 00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:28,488 I'm a rover, Coach. I'm just gonna go rover. 1078 00:48:28,572 --> 00:48:31,116 No, don't just go rovin'. Run the play Jackie Moon. 1079 00:48:31,199 --> 00:48:32,701 I'm creatin' a diversion though... 1080 00:48:32,784 --> 00:48:35,495 - by runnin' in circles over here. - Don't lose your mind Jackie Moon. 1081 00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:37,497 We are runnin' this until we puke. 1082 00:48:37,581 --> 00:48:40,500 - Well basically we have. - Yeah I'm pretty beat Coach. 1083 00:48:40,584 --> 00:48:42,836 "Until we puke" is not a figure of speech. 1084 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:44,838 We are literally going to puke. 1085 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,548 What does he mean by "literally"? 1086 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,055 I wish you were still a washing machine! 1087 00:48:53,138 --> 00:48:56,683 Get up and run, Coach! You're gonna puke like everybody else! 1088 00:48:56,767 --> 00:49:01,021 I can't puke, Monix! I've never puked in my life ever! 1089 00:49:01,104 --> 00:49:02,272 You're lying to me. 1090 00:49:02,356 --> 00:49:06,026 I've been sick before, I've just never puked. Swear on my mother's grave. 1091 00:49:06,109 --> 00:49:09,696 What about when you were a baby? Babies throw up all the time. 1092 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:13,283 My mom said I never did it. I swear. 1093 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:16,411 She said I was fascinating. 1094 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:20,874 In fact the local PBS wanted to do a documentary on me. 1095 00:49:22,709 --> 00:49:24,419 Have you ever been punched in the jejunum? 1096 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,380 No what's a jejunum? 1097 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:28,590 It's part of the small intestine. 1098 00:49:28,674 --> 00:49:30,342 I don't think so. 1099 00:49:30,425 --> 00:49:34,805 I mean I've been punched in the armpit before, and in the wrist twice. 1100 00:49:35,597 --> 00:49:39,601 Coccyx and in the back of the knee. 1101 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:43,730 Both eyes and I've been punched right in my--my tracheal-- 1102 00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,190 Unh! 1103 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,735 Oh-- 1104 00:49:48,819 --> 00:49:50,153 Oh! 1105 00:49:51,488 --> 00:49:53,115 Hunh! 1106 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:55,325 Ohh! 1107 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,743 Hunh-- 1108 00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:58,370 Ah ah. 1109 00:49:58,453 --> 00:49:59,997 Hunh-- 1110 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,499 Hohh. 1111 00:50:02,582 --> 00:50:04,793 Let--Let that out. 1112 00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:05,961 Hohh. 1113 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:08,296 - Go ahead Jackie. Just let it go. - Hhhoh! 1114 00:50:08,380 --> 00:50:11,675 Hey hey hey. 1115 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:14,386 Hunh-- 1116 00:50:14,469 --> 00:50:15,762 Hohh--urrrgh. 1117 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,473 Get ahold of yourself Ja--Jackie! 1118 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:22,310 Let go! Hold it in Jackie! Hold it in! 1119 00:50:22,394 --> 00:50:24,396 Get off me God damn it! 1120 00:50:24,479 --> 00:50:25,772 - Jackie! - Bleeuurgh! 1121 00:50:32,279 --> 00:50:33,739 We are seeing a very different... 1122 00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:35,323 Tropics basketball team than we're used to... 1123 00:50:35,407 --> 00:50:36,616 aren't we Lou? 1124 00:50:36,700 --> 00:50:38,994 Playing with a lot of energy and a lot of confidence. 1125 00:50:39,077 --> 00:50:40,120 They're movin' the ball well. 1126 00:50:40,203 --> 00:50:41,163 It looks like they're gonna win this game. 1127 00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,373 - The only question is by how much? - Mm. 1128 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,168 Jangel has the ball now. 1129 00:50:46,251 --> 00:50:48,628 Oh my gosh a loose ball on the court and Clarence dives for it? 1130 00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:49,671 Timeout! 1131 00:50:49,755 --> 00:50:51,506 That's something we have not seen before. And a timeout 1132 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:52,924 Timeout white! 1133 00:50:53,008 --> 00:50:55,385 - Hey. Good playin' out there Jackie. - Thanks. 1134 00:50:55,469 --> 00:50:57,846 - Way to go man. - Yeah. 1135 00:50:57,929 --> 00:51:00,474 The crowd is really excited tonight. 1136 00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:01,808 They know what's at stake Dick. 1137 00:51:01,892 --> 00:51:05,187 Yup gettin' their home team into the NBA. 1138 00:51:05,270 --> 00:51:06,646 No I'm talking about free corn dogs. 1139 00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:09,191 Oh that's right. It's free corn dog night. 1140 00:51:09,274 --> 00:51:10,734 Fellas it's lookin' great. 1141 00:51:10,817 --> 00:51:12,527 We're 30 seconds away from takin' this thing. 1142 00:51:12,611 --> 00:51:16,823 Yeah he's right. Uh let's try to win but not win by too much. 1143 00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:19,659 - Wait we don't want to win by too much? - Uh-uh. 1144 00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:20,952 What the hell are you talkin' about? 1145 00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:23,205 - Corn dogs. - What? 1146 00:51:23,288 --> 00:51:24,831 See if we score 125 points... 1147 00:51:24,915 --> 00:51:27,334 that mean we gotta give everybody in here a free corn dog, all right? 1148 00:51:27,417 --> 00:51:29,628 Yeah, sorry, Monix. We don't even got corn dogs. 1149 00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:32,047 Corn--I don't care, we're takin' it to 'em all right? 1150 00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:34,007 Hey we're up by seven OK? 1151 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,802 Can't we just take it easy? Run the clock out? 1152 00:51:36,885 --> 00:51:38,220 We're talkin' a lot of corn dogs! 1153 00:51:38,303 --> 00:51:39,846 I don't give a shit about the corn dogs all right? 1154 00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:44,017 We play hard every second. We run the offense. Everybody got that? 1155 00:51:44,101 --> 00:51:45,685 - Right on. - Yeah yeah yeah. 1156 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:48,188 - You got that Jackie? - Uh-huh. 1157 00:51:48,271 --> 00:51:51,024 - OK bring us together man. - One two three. 1158 00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,735 Let's get Tropical! 1159 00:51:53,819 --> 00:51:58,031 OK it looks like we are going to return to the game. Monix-- 1160 00:51:58,115 --> 00:51:59,241 - Hey Monix. - ...has the ball. 1161 00:51:59,324 --> 00:52:01,535 You wanna just throw it to me? I can get it to Clarence. That might be easier. 1162 00:52:01,618 --> 00:52:02,953 Jackie move! 1163 00:52:03,036 --> 00:52:05,413 Ball ball ball ball ball ball ball! Ball! 1164 00:52:05,497 --> 00:52:08,083 - Nice Monix! - Monix inbounds to Clarence. 1165 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:10,001 OK. Come on Clarence take your time. 1166 00:52:10,085 --> 00:52:11,795 Come on Nets play some defense. 1167 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,756 You wanna go for the double team? Might be a good time. 1168 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,550 Double team double team. 1169 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,677 I won't do anything if I get the ball I promise. 1170 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:22,222 He'll go with his right. He loves his right one. He likes the right hand. 1171 00:52:22,305 --> 00:52:23,723 - What are you doin'? - Clarence drives. 1172 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,892 Dishes off to Scootsie. 1173 00:52:25,976 --> 00:52:29,229 But look at this Jackie Moon blocks his own teammate's shot! 1174 00:52:29,312 --> 00:52:31,356 A loose ball on the court Vakidis gets it. 1175 00:52:31,439 --> 00:52:35,944 No-o-o-o-o! 1176 00:52:36,027 --> 00:52:39,072 Unh! Arrrrgh! 1177 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,589 God damn it Vakidis! 1178 00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:57,340 Learn fuckin' English! 1179 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:03,388 Corn dogs, Jackie! Corn dogs for all these people. 1180 00:53:03,471 --> 00:53:07,851 The Tropics win, and this crowd is going crazy. 1181 00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,103 Crazy for corn dogs. 1182 00:53:10,187 --> 00:53:14,900 And Jackie Moon gives us a victory lap...right out the door! 1183 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:17,652 Now Scootsie rotate up top. 1184 00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:21,072 Vakidis flash to the high post. 1185 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:24,618 No to the high post Vakidis. Help him. 1186 00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:26,453 Good. 1187 00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:32,667 - At guard-- - # Dance to the music # 1188 00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:34,419 ...formerly known as Clarence Withers... 1189 00:53:34,502 --> 00:53:37,756 - and "Downtown Funky Stuff" Malone-- - # Dance to the music # 1190 00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:39,424 ...and Sugar Dunkerton. 1191 00:53:39,507 --> 00:53:41,343 - # Dance to the music # - He's tryin' out his new name tonight. 1192 00:53:41,426 --> 00:53:43,470 Put your hands together for-- 1193 00:53:43,553 --> 00:53:46,640 - # Dance to the music # - ...Coffee Black. 1194 00:53:46,723 --> 00:53:48,350 Coffee Black! 1195 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:51,102 Dance to the music 1196 00:53:51,186 --> 00:53:54,856 You might like to hear the horns blowin' 1197 00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:58,693 Cynthia on the throne yeah! 1198 00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,913 Great job honey! 1199 00:54:09,996 --> 00:54:11,998 Looking great! 1200 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,000 God she's beautiful. 1201 00:54:14,084 --> 00:54:15,835 Now let's do it again. Jab. 1202 00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:17,462 Swing attack. 1203 00:54:17,545 --> 00:54:19,422 Good. 1204 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:20,799 That's it. 1205 00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:31,601 Dance to the music 1206 00:54:32,811 --> 00:54:35,647 Dance to the music 1207 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:39,734 Dance to the music 1208 00:54:40,443 --> 00:54:43,196 Here they come the Flint Tropics Ball Girls cheerleading squad... 1209 00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,824 keeping the crowd energized through the timeout. 1210 00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,033 They've just got such big-- 1211 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:48,952 - What? - Hearts. 1212 00:54:49,035 --> 00:54:50,662 - Yes. - Big bouncy jiggly hearts. 1213 00:54:50,745 --> 00:54:52,205 Well hearts don't really bounce... 1214 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,249 so now I think you're talking about something else Lou. 1215 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:58,169 - # Say it! Get up! # - Yeah! 1216 00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:00,088 Downtown brings the ball up forward... 1217 00:55:00,171 --> 00:55:02,382 and passes to Monix at the top of the key. 1218 00:55:02,465 --> 00:55:04,592 Behind his back to Doubleday. 1219 00:55:04,676 --> 00:55:06,094 Scootsie goes for the three-pointer... 1220 00:55:06,177 --> 00:55:07,804 and it is good! 1221 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:10,682 Are you actually havin' fun out here Monix? 1222 00:55:10,765 --> 00:55:12,809 Hey don't tell anybody. 1223 00:55:23,611 --> 00:55:26,698 Dance to the music 1224 00:55:27,407 --> 00:55:29,826 Dance to the music 1225 00:55:29,909 --> 00:55:31,036 Yeah yeah yeah 1226 00:55:31,119 --> 00:55:33,580 Dance to the music 1227 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,434 Well if it isn't the toast of Flint Michigan. 1228 00:55:54,517 --> 00:55:58,480 Shouldn't you be out signing autographs somewhere or somethin'? 1229 00:56:02,442 --> 00:56:05,445 - Will you marry me? - Shut up. 1230 00:56:05,528 --> 00:56:07,614 I'm--I'm crazy about you. You know that. 1231 00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:09,032 Do I? 1232 00:56:09,115 --> 00:56:11,409 You came to one of our games. 1233 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:14,245 Don't think I didn't see you hiding in the upper deck. 1234 00:56:14,329 --> 00:56:18,958 - So? - So--So let's do this Lynn. You and me. 1235 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:22,670 You know uh like back in the day. 1236 00:56:22,754 --> 00:56:27,217 You know? I--I mean not then because I was an asshole. Better right? 1237 00:56:27,300 --> 00:56:29,177 For real this time. 1238 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,432 I need you. 1239 00:56:35,141 --> 00:56:37,185 Yo Monix! 1240 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:42,357 What's up, man? Hey check out the jersey. Ha ha. I'm you! 1241 00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:45,693 - Yeah. Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha ha! 1242 00:56:45,777 --> 00:56:48,321 - Hey Kyle? - Yeah. 1243 00:56:48,405 --> 00:56:50,156 Can you do me a big favor? 1244 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:53,159 Can you go get me a tube of Bengay? 1245 00:56:53,243 --> 00:56:58,164 Are you kidding me? I'd be honored man. I'll leave right now. 1246 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,249 What do you think you're doing? 1247 00:56:59,332 --> 00:57:00,458 - Hey Kyle? - Yeah! 1248 00:57:00,542 --> 00:57:03,002 Listen don't--Kyle? 1249 00:57:03,086 --> 00:57:04,838 - Yeah! - Don't go to the pharmacy. 1250 00:57:04,921 --> 00:57:08,425 I need one of those big tubes like you get at--at Luger's out on Route 59. 1251 00:57:08,508 --> 00:57:10,885 I'm already gone big man! 1252 00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:19,060 Hey Lynn. Forgot my stupid wallet. 1253 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,770 - Uh! - Ha ha. 1254 00:57:22,939 --> 00:57:24,524 Uh! Uh! 1255 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:26,317 That's it. 1256 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,369 Yes. 1257 00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:38,663 # Oh baby keep on # 1258 00:57:40,498 --> 00:57:43,084 # Come on baby keep on doin' it # 1259 00:57:45,086 --> 00:57:47,881 # Right on # 1260 00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:49,716 # Right on doin' it # 1261 00:57:51,134 --> 00:57:52,886 # You got it together # 1262 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:53,928 # Baby keep on # 1263 00:57:54,012 --> 00:57:56,055 # Oh you got it together baby # 1264 00:57:56,139 --> 00:57:58,266 # Right on # 1265 00:57:58,349 --> 00:57:59,476 # Keep on doin' it # 1266 00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:02,479 # And I'll give you baby all that I get # 1267 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:05,690 - Kyle. - # Keep on # 1268 00:58:05,773 --> 00:58:07,609 Oh! 1269 00:58:07,692 --> 00:58:10,570 - Fuck! - Heh heh Monix! 1270 00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:11,946 You old dog. 1271 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:13,865 - What the hell are you doin'? - Nothin' , man. 1272 00:58:13,948 --> 00:58:17,118 I'm just sittin' here watching... and stuff. 1273 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:18,495 I'm outta here. 1274 00:58:18,578 --> 00:58:22,040 Come on man don't be like that. It's all cool. 1275 00:58:22,123 --> 00:58:25,835 No man. No believe me it's not cool. 1276 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,587 I'll call you. 1277 00:58:27,670 --> 00:58:29,297 OK. 1278 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:34,219 He was talkin' to me. 1279 00:58:34,969 --> 00:58:36,137 Yes ladies and gentlemen... 1280 00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:38,806 Jackie Moon has outdone himself with this promotion... 1281 00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:42,602 as he prepares to jump over 47 feet of Ball Girls. 1282 00:58:42,685 --> 00:58:45,480 - # Rollercoaster # - # Say, what? # 1283 00:58:45,563 --> 00:58:46,523 Ooh. 1284 00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:49,150 The fact that Jackie's never been on roller skates before... 1285 00:58:49,234 --> 00:58:50,985 appears to have done nothing to diminish his confidence. 1286 00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:53,905 - # Rollercoaster # - All right folks. 1287 00:58:53,988 --> 00:58:55,240 Here comes-- 1288 00:58:55,323 --> 00:58:58,493 - # Rollercoaster # - ...Jackie! 1289 00:58:58,576 --> 00:59:01,204 Here he comes down the ramp. 1290 00:59:01,287 --> 00:59:03,665 - He is airborne! - Ah, shit! 1291 00:59:03,748 --> 00:59:04,624 Ahh! 1292 00:59:04,707 --> 00:59:07,669 - Oh, no! - Oh Lord! 1293 00:59:10,797 --> 00:59:12,840 - Jackie's up! Rollercoaster! 1294 00:59:12,924 --> 00:59:15,093 Of love 1295 00:59:15,176 --> 00:59:16,594 - Great job! - # Rollercoaster! # 1296 00:59:16,678 --> 00:59:18,763 And everyone survives! 1297 00:59:18,846 --> 00:59:20,723 That was exciting! 1298 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:24,143 - # Of love # - Oh that's an adrenaline rush. 1299 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:25,311 Rollercoaster 1300 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:28,856 Next time I'm gonna jump even more girls. Whew. 1301 00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:33,278 - What? - The Commissioner just called again. 1302 00:59:33,361 --> 00:59:36,197 - Commish? - He's drivin' up here on Monday. 1303 00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:38,616 - He's comin' to Flint? - Yes he's comin' to Flint. 1304 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,202 Shit. Crap. 1305 00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:46,040 - You all right? - Yeah. 1306 00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:49,294 You know Jackie we need 2000 fans in those stands. 1307 00:59:49,377 --> 00:59:52,171 We can't fake it this time. We gotta--we gotta do somethin'. 1308 00:59:52,255 --> 00:59:53,756 Look it's no problem. I'll take care of it. 1309 00:59:53,840 --> 00:59:56,050 Yeah? We've tried everything. 1310 00:59:56,134 --> 00:59:57,635 Look I said I'll handle it OK? 1311 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,346 - I'll think of somethin'. - All right. 1312 01:00:00,430 --> 01:00:02,098 Back in 30 seconds. 1313 01:00:02,181 --> 01:00:04,892 - How's your wife doin'? - Oh she's doing just super. 1314 01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:06,227 - She's gorgeous. Yeah. - Really terri-- 1315 01:00:06,311 --> 01:00:08,479 - Oh thank you I think. Ha ha. I mean-- - I'd be-- 1316 01:00:08,563 --> 01:00:11,024 - ...hands off! Ha ha ha. - Ha ha ha. I'll try. 1317 01:00:11,107 --> 01:00:12,233 - OK. - No guarantees. 1318 01:00:12,317 --> 01:00:13,818 - Really? - Ha ha ha. 1319 01:00:13,901 --> 01:00:15,528 I'd like a guarantee. Ha ha. 1320 01:00:15,612 --> 01:00:17,030 Are we back Chuck? We're back. 1321 01:00:17,113 --> 01:00:19,532 OK. Welcome back to Tropics Weekly. 1322 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:22,493 I'm joined by owner/player/coach Jackie Moon. 1323 01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:24,829 Jackie it is always an honor when you can drop by. 1324 01:00:24,912 --> 01:00:26,372 Always enjoy our time together Dick Pepper. 1325 01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,499 Ha ha ha. Dick Pepperfield actually. 1326 01:00:28,583 --> 01:00:29,542 Now Jackie... 1327 01:00:29,626 --> 01:00:33,880 amazingly, you're two wins away from getting your team to the NBA. 1328 01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:37,717 How do you intend to match up to the Squires' strong inside game? 1329 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:39,218 It's a great question. 1330 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:44,349 Tomorrow after the game I Jackie Moon will wrestle a bear. 1331 01:00:45,350 --> 01:00:47,101 Uh well that's something... 1332 01:00:47,185 --> 01:00:49,646 but uh defensively as a team how do you-- 1333 01:00:49,729 --> 01:00:51,606 That's tomorrow night one night only... 1334 01:00:51,689 --> 01:00:54,275 watch Dewie the Wrestling Bear attack me-- 1335 01:00:54,359 --> 01:00:56,402 and he's killed people in public before. 1336 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,029 Well OK that is some entertainment... 1337 01:00:58,112 --> 01:01:00,698 and you are known for your creative promotions Jackie but-- 1338 01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:02,367 You're not gonna want to miss this folks... 1339 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:05,078 and if you're a small child you creep into your mama's bedroom at night... 1340 01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,954 and you lift about 40 bucks... 1341 01:01:07,038 --> 01:01:08,247 - outta your mom's purse-- - Oh, no, no, no. 1342 01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:11,751 ...and you walk down to Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum eight o'clock! 1343 01:01:11,834 --> 01:01:14,921 There ya have it. Jackie Moon thanks so much for joining us. 1344 01:01:15,004 --> 01:01:17,465 Dewie's insane! He could rip my head off! 1345 01:01:20,134 --> 01:01:24,472 I'm Dick Pepperfield reminding you there will be another night. 1346 01:01:24,555 --> 01:01:26,599 Good night Flint. 1347 01:01:26,683 --> 01:01:28,726 Jackie are you really gonna wrestle a bear? 1348 01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:33,439 - Ha ha ha. Dick you're the best. - And we're clear. 1349 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:36,067 - Let's go get some pussy. - Gosh I don't know. 1350 01:01:36,150 --> 01:01:37,652 - Really? - Yeah. 1351 01:01:37,735 --> 01:01:41,072 - Ha. I--I shouldn't. You know I shouldn't. - But you want to. 1352 01:01:41,155 --> 01:01:45,159 Ha ha. Yes I said I cannot say no to you. We are gonna get some pussy aren't we? 1353 01:01:45,243 --> 01:01:47,036 - Ha ha ha. - It's gonna be fun. 1354 01:01:49,163 --> 01:01:51,582 Come on! 1355 01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:53,418 I'm scared Clarence. 1356 01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:57,463 It's a baby bear. It's trained and everything. 1357 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,465 Who's a good bear? 1358 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,134 Who used to live in the woods? 1359 01:02:01,217 --> 01:02:04,804 I don't care. I'm terrified of those things. I'm freakin' out. 1360 01:02:04,887 --> 01:02:06,305 Come on get it together. 1361 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:09,225 Oh oh I'm startin' to feel really dizzy. 1362 01:02:09,308 --> 01:02:10,560 Break his neck! Come on! 1363 01:02:10,643 --> 01:02:12,812 - Call it off? - No! No. 1364 01:02:12,895 --> 01:02:15,356 OK. I gotta give these people a show. 1365 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:17,650 - Are you guys ready? - Uh-huh. 1366 01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:20,486 - You have to give me your safe word. - No I don't need a safe word. 1367 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:24,991 OK, I'll tell you what, if you feel like you're in danger just say, um-- 1368 01:02:26,451 --> 01:02:27,410 ...spumoni. 1369 01:02:27,493 --> 01:02:30,163 No I--I don't need spumoni OK? Let's get this show on the road. 1370 01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,665 Bobby Dee. 1371 01:02:37,128 --> 01:02:40,673 - Let's go! - Go--Go--Go ahead man. 1372 01:02:43,092 --> 01:02:45,428 What are you afraid of? 1373 01:02:46,095 --> 01:02:47,638 Hey. 1374 01:02:49,307 --> 01:02:51,434 We're both wearing red. 1375 01:02:51,517 --> 01:02:54,687 - Sorry I'm not ignoring you. I'm just-- - That's stupid Jackie! 1376 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:57,273 - ...trying to deal with him right now. - Oh. 1377 01:02:58,858 --> 01:03:00,276 I like your top hat though. 1378 01:03:00,359 --> 01:03:04,030 Thanks. It was normal size but I put it in the dryer. 1379 01:03:04,113 --> 01:03:05,573 How long you been working with the bear? 1380 01:03:05,656 --> 01:03:07,617 Um just like a day or so. 1381 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:09,035 What? 1382 01:03:09,118 --> 01:03:11,913 But I've been working with cats for like 12 years. 1383 01:03:11,996 --> 01:03:14,832 So I'm very familiar with animals. 1384 01:03:14,916 --> 01:03:16,834 Great. 1385 01:03:16,918 --> 01:03:18,544 - C'mon! - Hey, Dewie. 1386 01:03:18,628 --> 01:03:21,047 Fuck that shit! 1387 01:03:24,008 --> 01:03:25,301 I'm outta here. Spumoni. 1388 01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:28,513 No nope. No no. You can't quit now. We just started. 1389 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:32,058 We got to give these people a show, man. 1390 01:03:32,141 --> 01:03:33,518 - Yeah you're right. - That guy's a pussy! 1391 01:03:33,601 --> 01:03:37,063 Test him out. I'm just gonna be right over here. 1392 01:03:38,022 --> 01:03:39,941 - Do something! - Come on, Dewie. 1393 01:03:40,024 --> 01:03:41,943 You're just nothin' but a dumb bear. 1394 01:03:42,026 --> 01:03:44,320 Smack smack. Yep. Whoo. 1395 01:03:46,656 --> 01:03:49,242 Crazy fists. I'm comin' with crazy fists. 1396 01:03:49,325 --> 01:03:51,285 Huh? 1397 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,871 Yeah. Huh? This is fine he's not doing anything. 1398 01:03:59,168 --> 01:04:01,003 Flint can you dig it? 1399 01:04:01,087 --> 01:04:02,129 Jackie Moon Flint-- 1400 01:04:02,213 --> 01:04:03,881 - Aaargh! - Shit! 1401 01:04:03,965 --> 01:04:05,174 Oh! Oh! 1402 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:08,094 Aaargh! Aaargh! 1403 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,137 Aah! Aaaargh! 1404 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:12,598 - Dewie! - Aargh! 1405 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:13,683 Spumoni! 1406 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,643 One round. No spumoni! 1407 01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:17,520 Fuck you Clarence! Spumoni! 1408 01:04:17,603 --> 01:04:20,106 - Dewie no! - Aarrrgh! 1409 01:04:20,189 --> 01:04:22,859 Bobby Dee help! Shit! Spumoni! 1410 01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:35,246 Watch my hair! Watch my hair! 1411 01:04:35,329 --> 01:04:38,124 The only thing I care about is my hair! Watch it! 1412 01:04:38,207 --> 01:04:41,544 Aaargh! Dewie! My hair! Oh! 1413 01:04:41,627 --> 01:04:44,463 Spumoni! Spumoni! 1414 01:04:45,339 --> 01:04:48,301 How many times do I gotta say spumoni? 1415 01:04:48,384 --> 01:04:51,137 - Somebody's got to do something. - I wouldn't go in there if I were you. 1416 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:53,764 Don't worry Jackie! I'm coming Jackie. 1417 01:04:53,848 --> 01:04:55,474 I'm comin' Jackie. 1418 01:04:55,558 --> 01:04:57,351 Aaargh! 1419 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:04,108 Turn on the lights! Turn on the lights! 1420 01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,612 Good. Shh. 1421 01:05:07,695 --> 01:05:11,365 Nobody move. Nobody move. 1422 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,494 Where are you precious? 1423 01:05:15,578 --> 01:05:18,164 Dewie? 1424 01:05:18,247 --> 01:05:21,167 Everyone just remain seated. 1425 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:23,419 I think he left. 1426 01:05:23,502 --> 01:05:24,462 Dewie? 1427 01:05:26,130 --> 01:05:27,590 Aaah! 1428 01:05:27,673 --> 01:05:29,508 Everybody panic! 1429 01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:33,554 Oh my God there's a bear loose in the Coliseum! 1430 01:05:33,638 --> 01:05:35,723 There will be no refunds! 1431 01:05:35,806 --> 01:05:38,851 Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! 1432 01:05:38,935 --> 01:05:41,479 If you have a small child use it as a shield! 1433 01:05:41,562 --> 01:05:43,189 They love the tender meat. 1434 01:05:43,272 --> 01:05:46,692 Cover your sodas Dewie loves sugar. 1435 01:05:48,277 --> 01:05:52,156 - Hey, Jackie. - Hey Commish. 1436 01:05:53,282 --> 01:05:54,909 What do ya think? Packed house right? 1437 01:05:54,992 --> 01:05:57,662 I need to speak with you and the rest of the team Jackie. 1438 01:05:57,745 --> 01:06:00,998 OK. Locker room? All right. 1439 01:06:01,082 --> 01:06:01,247 This whole merger thing has been really complicated. 1440 01:06:01,248 --> 01:06:04,669 This whole merger thing has been really complicated. 1441 01:06:04,752 --> 01:06:09,215 It's taken a lot of my time out of my life away from my family. 1442 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:15,805 Look even if you beat the Spurs on Saturday-- 1443 01:06:15,888 --> 01:06:18,766 ...the Tropics won't be going to the NBA next year. 1444 01:06:18,849 --> 01:06:20,643 Come on man. 1445 01:06:20,726 --> 01:06:22,269 What--What the hell are you talkin' about? 1446 01:06:22,353 --> 01:06:26,107 The expansion committee had an emergency meeting in Manhattan. 1447 01:06:26,190 --> 01:06:30,611 and they decided that Flint just isn't a big enough media market. 1448 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:33,322 Well tough shit! We done made it this far. 1449 01:06:33,406 --> 01:06:34,907 - Mm-hm. - And rules is rules. 1450 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,827 Guys it's over. 1451 01:06:37,910 --> 01:06:39,912 There's nothing I can do. 1452 01:06:42,456 --> 01:06:46,711 Jackie, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong. 1453 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:51,173 I never thought you'd pull it off. But you did. 1454 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,428 Good luck. 1455 01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:57,596 Psh! Right. 1456 01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:02,560 Jackie this is the type of deal you can work around, ain't it? 1457 01:07:03,769 --> 01:07:06,814 Yeah, you Jackie Moon. I mean, you can just make a phone call right? 1458 01:07:06,897 --> 01:07:08,315 Uh-huh. 1459 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:12,361 Ah sorry guys. I--I let you down. 1460 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:15,406 I'm nothin' but a big phony. 1461 01:07:15,489 --> 01:07:16,449 Mm-mm. 1462 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:18,743 Oh man don't talk like that. You ain't no phony. 1463 01:07:19,660 --> 01:07:23,706 Yes I am. You know my song Love Me Sexy? 1464 01:07:23,789 --> 01:07:24,874 Of course yeah. 1465 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:27,668 Yeah everybody loves that song man. It was number one in the country. 1466 01:07:27,752 --> 01:07:29,045 I stole it. 1467 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:31,005 No. 1468 01:07:31,088 --> 01:07:32,840 It's true. 1469 01:07:32,923 --> 01:07:37,178 My mom wrote it on a napkin three weeks before she died and I stole it. 1470 01:07:37,803 --> 01:07:39,638 That song bought me this franchise... 1471 01:07:39,722 --> 01:07:42,016 and the hottest wife in the world... 1472 01:07:42,099 --> 01:07:45,352 but it's all fake. 1473 01:07:46,771 --> 01:07:50,649 Well--Well look you can write another song. I know it's in your bones. Right? 1474 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:54,070 Don't be crazy. I can't write a song as brilliant as Love Me Sexy. 1475 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,072 You're right. 1476 01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:58,491 I just wish I could puke this all away. 1477 01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,704 Monix can you punch me in the jejunum? 1478 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:06,540 Monix? 1479 01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:14,006 # Qué será será # 1480 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,674 In a new merger-policy shift... 1481 01:08:15,758 --> 01:08:19,929 it seems the Tropics will not be playing for an NBA berth after all. 1482 01:08:20,012 --> 01:08:22,473 Saturday's matchup against the first-place Spurs... 1483 01:08:22,556 --> 01:08:25,684 will be the Tropics' final basketball game. 1484 01:08:25,768 --> 01:08:27,853 And in an act of great sacrifice... 1485 01:08:27,937 --> 01:08:30,564 Jackie Moon has helped Tropics' superstar Coffee Black... 1486 01:08:30,648 --> 01:08:32,399 realize his NBA dreams... 1487 01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:33,484 by trading him to the Spurs. 1488 01:08:33,567 --> 01:08:38,239 Clarence baby you made it! You made it Clarence you made it! Ha ha ha! 1489 01:08:38,322 --> 01:08:40,699 Yes. Uh-huh! 1490 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:44,787 # Qué será # 1491 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,124 # Qué será # 1492 01:08:49,291 --> 01:08:50,793 Bullshit. 1493 01:08:54,338 --> 01:08:56,048 # Qué será # 1494 01:08:58,050 --> 01:09:03,597 For Lou Redwood I'm Dick Pepperfield reminding you there will be another-- 1495 01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:07,309 No actually we're down to our last night. 1496 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,812 Ah shit. 1497 01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:20,406 Sup chief? 1498 01:09:20,489 --> 01:09:22,158 Hey. 1499 01:09:28,205 --> 01:09:29,874 What are you doing here? 1500 01:09:32,668 --> 01:09:34,503 If you ain't heard I got traded. 1501 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:36,213 Oh yeah. 1502 01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,674 Coffee Black headin' to the NBA. 1503 01:09:39,758 --> 01:09:41,886 Big time. 1504 01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:45,097 Yeah I just wanted to let you know man, this year, you coaching us... 1505 01:09:45,181 --> 01:09:46,390 the way you did it, you really made us feel-- 1506 01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:49,101 No no no no. Ha ha. 1507 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:50,436 Don't. 1508 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,354 OK. 1509 01:09:56,525 --> 01:09:59,028 Let me ask you somethin' Monix. 1510 01:09:59,111 --> 01:10:00,696 Yup. 1511 01:10:00,779 --> 01:10:02,448 You already played for the NBA. 1512 01:10:03,365 --> 01:10:05,993 Your knee is gone... 1513 01:10:06,076 --> 01:10:09,622 you couldn't give a damn about the merger you were gonna retire anyway. 1514 01:10:09,705 --> 01:10:12,041 What's the question? 1515 01:10:12,124 --> 01:10:14,835 What--what you playin' for? 1516 01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:22,259 I just wanna sit here and have a beer in peace. 1517 01:10:22,343 --> 01:10:23,636 Yeah? 1518 01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,559 All right. 1519 01:10:33,270 --> 01:10:35,105 I just thought you'd wanna hear that. 1520 01:10:35,189 --> 01:10:36,941 Have a good one. 1521 01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:52,830 # Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? Oh! # 1522 01:10:52,831 --> 01:10:54,541 # Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? Oh! # 1523 01:10:54,625 --> 01:10:55,584 Jackie where you at? 1524 01:10:55,668 --> 01:10:59,922 # I'm a big faker and I stole this song-ly sexy # 1525 01:11:00,965 --> 01:11:04,718 # I wanna kill myself-y sexy # 1526 01:11:04,802 --> 01:11:06,345 Uh-huh. 1527 01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:11,976 # I'm gonna get an extension cord and hang myself sexy # 1528 01:11:12,059 --> 01:11:14,937 Oh buddy. What are you doin'? 1529 01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:19,650 Oh right now I'm urinating on myself. 1530 01:11:21,568 --> 01:11:25,447 Listen Jackie I never thanked you. 1531 01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:28,951 - For what? - For helpin' me find basketball again. 1532 01:11:30,286 --> 01:11:32,579 Oh. 1533 01:11:33,455 --> 01:11:36,375 Now what is it--Don't eat that. 1534 01:11:36,458 --> 01:11:39,128 - What is that? - Pancake. 1535 01:11:39,211 --> 01:11:42,798 - Has that been there? - It's been here a while. 1536 01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:46,844 Listen Jackie I think you should call a team meeting. 1537 01:11:46,927 --> 01:11:48,387 Why? 1538 01:11:48,470 --> 01:11:52,182 'Cause you're still the leader of the Tropics. Can you do that? 1539 01:11:56,270 --> 01:11:58,689 - OK. - Ah. 1540 01:11:58,772 --> 01:12:00,065 You're a good man. 1541 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:02,985 Should we uh-- 1542 01:12:03,068 --> 01:12:05,738 I hate to see this go to waste. This little bit. 1543 01:12:05,821 --> 01:12:09,825 It won't go to waste. Save that for the next guy. 1544 01:12:10,993 --> 01:12:12,077 Ohhh. 1545 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,454 Ooh. 1546 01:12:13,537 --> 01:12:14,621 Come on big guy. 1547 01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:17,750 I just live in a world of urine and pancakes you know? 1548 01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:19,835 - Kinda smells that way. - Yeah. 1549 01:12:20,502 --> 01:12:24,006 - You smell good. - Thank you. 1550 01:12:25,674 --> 01:12:27,509 - Watch when you roll over. - OK. 1551 01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,553 Watch. OK here we go. 1552 01:12:29,636 --> 01:12:31,347 - Oh my God. - Oh ho. 1553 01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,683 OK. 1554 01:12:36,477 --> 01:12:38,354 If I could have everyone's attention please. 1555 01:12:38,437 --> 01:12:40,439 Uh well... 1556 01:12:40,522 --> 01:12:44,276 I just wanted to take one last time to say thank you to all of you... 1557 01:12:44,360 --> 01:12:49,031 for all your hard work as part of the Flint Tropics. 1558 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:55,829 My teammates it was an honor to be on the court with you. 1559 01:12:55,913 --> 01:12:57,956 You guys are the best. 1560 01:12:59,541 --> 01:13:03,087 Even you, Vakidis. Goddamn dumb son of a bitch. 1561 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,423 You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? 1562 01:13:07,341 --> 01:13:10,427 To the Tropic Ball Girls... 1563 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:12,137 I always thought I was gonna sleep with a couple of you... 1564 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:14,807 but ha ha that--that didn't happen. 1565 01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:19,436 That'll teach me to procrastinate. 1566 01:13:20,562 --> 01:13:24,066 Bobby Dee, you're like a son I never had. 1567 01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:29,113 The son who's exactly the same age as me. 1568 01:13:29,196 --> 01:13:32,533 Well kinda--You're like a half-son half-friend. 1569 01:13:32,616 --> 01:13:34,952 Friend. A son-friend. 1570 01:13:35,035 --> 01:13:40,582 No don't talk. You'll just make it worse. I don't want to cry and wet my pants. 1571 01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:44,837 I'm not makin' a whole lot of sense right now. 1572 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,797 Um-- 1573 01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:48,632 Hunh-- 1574 01:13:48,715 --> 01:13:49,758 - Jackie? - Yeah? 1575 01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,428 - Can I say a couple words? - Please. 1576 01:13:52,511 --> 01:13:54,513 Thanks. 1577 01:13:58,225 --> 01:14:02,020 So we all know that Clarence got traded... 1578 01:14:02,104 --> 01:14:06,024 and we all know this game doesn't really matter anymore right? 1579 01:14:06,108 --> 01:14:07,985 I've been thinking... 1580 01:14:09,361 --> 01:14:12,156 We made it our mission to win fourth place. 1581 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:18,829 You know fourth place is still out there waiting for us to take it. 1582 01:14:20,289 --> 01:14:22,124 And we're this close. 1583 01:14:22,916 --> 01:14:28,130 Now I--I tried to--to pretend that it didn't matter if we won fourth or not. 1584 01:14:29,173 --> 01:14:31,175 The truth is... 1585 01:14:34,803 --> 01:14:39,641 I never wanted anything more in my whole fucked-up life. 1586 01:14:40,517 --> 01:14:42,561 This game does matter. 1587 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:43,562 It matters... 1588 01:14:43,645 --> 01:14:49,193 because this is the last real game of basketball any of us is ever gonna play. 1589 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:50,986 Ever. 1590 01:14:52,154 --> 01:14:56,283 Saturday night I say we leave it all out there on the floor... 1591 01:14:56,366 --> 01:14:59,828 because there is nothing else for us to save it for. 1592 01:15:01,455 --> 01:15:06,001 Clarence or no Clarence NBA or no NBA... 1593 01:15:08,545 --> 01:15:10,339 this is for us. 1594 01:15:16,428 --> 01:15:18,430 Yeah. Let's do this. 1595 01:15:19,056 --> 01:15:21,934 Jackie Moon I believe you have one more game to promote. 1596 01:15:22,017 --> 01:15:24,394 - That's right. - Damn right. 1597 01:15:24,478 --> 01:15:27,022 - Huh? Gentlemen? - Let's bring it in. 1598 01:15:27,105 --> 01:15:28,607 - Ladies? - C'mon. 1599 01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:31,818 - Yeah. - Let's go Tropics. 1600 01:15:31,902 --> 01:15:34,571 - Let me hear you say "Fourth place! " - Fourth place! 1601 01:15:34,655 --> 01:15:36,573 - Fourth place! - Fourth place! 1602 01:15:36,907 --> 01:15:38,534 - Fourth place! - Fourth place! 1603 01:15:38,867 --> 01:15:40,744 - Fourth place! - Fourth place! 1604 01:15:40,827 --> 01:15:40,910 Look, the Spurs may be the number-one team in the league... 1605 01:15:40,911 --> 01:15:43,664 Look, the Spurs may be the number-one team in the league... 1606 01:15:43,747 --> 01:15:47,251 but come Saturday night they're gonna have to prove it. 1607 01:15:47,334 --> 01:15:48,752 Turtleneck. 1608 01:15:48,835 --> 01:15:52,631 Mr. Moon since this game doesn't actually count... 1609 01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:54,299 what exactly is your motivation? 1610 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:59,596 On Saturday we're gonna be playing for the Flint, Michigan Megabowl. 1611 01:15:59,680 --> 01:16:01,139 White pants. 1612 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:03,517 Yeah I don't know if I understand what you mean by Megabowl? 1613 01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:05,769 It's a Megabowl. What's not to understand? 1614 01:16:05,852 --> 01:16:06,853 This is history in the making. 1615 01:16:06,937 --> 01:16:11,733 You're gonna wanna tell your grandkids and their grandkids and their grandkids. 1616 01:16:11,817 --> 01:16:14,278 And when they look back in the "anals" of history... 1617 01:16:14,361 --> 01:16:16,321 they're gonna be talkin' about three things... 1618 01:16:16,405 --> 01:16:19,866 discovery of fire, invention of the submarine... 1619 01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:21,410 and the Flint Michigan Megabowl. 1620 01:16:21,493 --> 01:16:23,245 Right but still the game doesn't count. 1621 01:16:23,328 --> 01:16:28,000 The trophy's 12 feet high. And it is glorious. I've seen it. 1622 01:16:28,083 --> 01:16:30,168 Oh yeah and--and when we win the game... 1623 01:16:30,252 --> 01:16:31,962 uh that big gun's gonna shoot off. 1624 01:16:32,045 --> 01:16:34,631 The cannon doesn't actually fire. It's a relic. 1625 01:16:34,715 --> 01:16:36,174 We're gonna win the Megabowl. 1626 01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:38,885 Saturday! Eight o'clock! 1627 01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,762 Flint Michigan Megabowl! 1628 01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:44,891 Flint Michigan Megabowl! Flint Michigan Megabowl! 1629 01:16:45,767 --> 01:16:46,727 Fourth place! Fourth place! 1630 01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:48,729 The Tropics seem to have captured every heart... 1631 01:16:48,812 --> 01:16:50,355 in this town of underdogs. 1632 01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,065 People have poured in from around the state... 1633 01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:55,944 to root for this first Megabowl championship. 1634 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:57,904 - Fourth place! Fourth place! - It's a wonderful night for Flint... 1635 01:16:57,988 --> 01:17:00,699 and a wonderful night for the Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum. 1636 01:17:01,950 --> 01:17:05,203 Now Flint will be playing without Coffee Black their top scorer... 1637 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:11,209 as the Spurs have traded for several new players from around the ABA. 1638 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:15,756 I was excited to be here till I saw your face Coffee. 1639 01:17:27,225 --> 01:17:30,937 Why's it so quiet in here? Somebody say somethin'! 1640 01:17:32,397 --> 01:17:34,524 Monix what time is it? 1641 01:17:35,901 --> 01:17:36,902 It's time. 1642 01:17:48,163 --> 01:17:53,251 It is a sold-out crowd here at the Flint Fairgrounds Coliseum 1643 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:56,088 as the Tropics walk onto the court. 1644 01:17:56,171 --> 01:17:58,840 I tell you what, Dick, this makes a lot of sense... 1645 01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:02,260 this heroes' welcome for this Flint Tropics team. 1646 01:18:02,344 --> 01:18:03,929 This is extraordinary. 1647 01:18:04,012 --> 01:18:06,765 Jackie Moon is Flint's favorite son... 1648 01:18:06,848 --> 01:18:09,518 and he has done more for this city... 1649 01:18:09,601 --> 01:18:12,896 than any human being who's ever lived on this planet! 1650 01:18:12,979 --> 01:18:17,526 With the possible exception of, uh, Henry Ford... 1651 01:18:17,609 --> 01:18:20,946 Jackie Moon has done a lot for this city you're right about that. 1652 01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:35,627 Good tip to the Spurs. Behind the back. 1653 01:18:35,711 --> 01:18:38,004 And wow! A little "How do you do?" from Markie. 1654 01:18:38,088 --> 01:18:40,298 That's a pretty impressive start for the Spurs. 1655 01:18:40,382 --> 01:18:43,218 Running roughshod over the Tropics. 1656 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:48,390 Vakidis passes to Doubleday. 1657 01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:50,058 Oh! Rejected. 1658 01:18:51,017 --> 01:18:52,686 Scootsie passes to Jackie. 1659 01:18:52,769 --> 01:18:54,479 Out to Twiggy and-- 1660 01:18:54,563 --> 01:18:56,523 Oh stolen by Rebenkoff. 1661 01:18:56,606 --> 01:18:57,649 He pulls up for a dagger... 1662 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,609 and ouch three points. 1663 01:18:59,693 --> 01:19:01,445 Yeah! 1664 01:19:01,528 --> 01:19:05,991 Yeah I don't feel good about this. I may not have brought enough Scotch. 1665 01:19:06,074 --> 01:19:08,702 Oh shit! 1666 01:19:08,785 --> 01:19:10,328 Oh! 1667 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:13,498 It's hard to say where the Tropics are falling down worse tonight... 1668 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:15,333 on defense or on offense. 1669 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:18,795 And with Coffee Black on the Spurs bench the Tropics look lost. 1670 01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:20,672 You're goin' in Coffee Black. 1671 01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:23,633 Coach I've got back spasms. I--I can't do it. 1672 01:19:24,426 --> 01:19:26,678 Lutz you're in. 1673 01:19:30,223 --> 01:19:31,516 Jackie! C'mon. Jackie Jackie! 1674 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,226 Moon to Ellis. 1675 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,478 Ellis to Munson. 1676 01:19:34,561 --> 01:19:36,772 Munson to Monix. 1677 01:19:36,855 --> 01:19:39,524 Ooh three points! Monix responds! 1678 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:41,443 But it will take more than one fancy three... 1679 01:19:41,526 --> 01:19:43,653 to defeat these mighty Spurs. 1680 01:19:46,156 --> 01:19:49,576 This is easily the worst half of basketball the Tropics have played... 1681 01:19:49,659 --> 01:19:51,369 since Monix took over as coach. 1682 01:19:51,453 --> 01:19:55,081 - Yeah it's a shit-fuckin'-sandwich Dick. - Oh, let's watch the F-bomb, Lou. 1683 01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:56,666 With time expiring in the first half... 1684 01:19:56,750 --> 01:19:59,586 Monix splits the screen with a pass to Moon. 1685 01:19:59,669 --> 01:20:00,796 He goes up strong-- 1686 01:20:00,879 --> 01:20:02,547 Oh! Gets taken out by Petrelli. 1687 01:20:02,631 --> 01:20:05,884 I don't think I've ever seen anyone get taken out quite that hard before. 1688 01:20:05,967 --> 01:20:08,720 This looks serious. 1689 01:20:08,804 --> 01:20:10,931 Monix you gotta hit him in the nuts! 1690 01:20:11,014 --> 01:20:13,850 Father Pat breaking up what could have been total pandemonium. 1691 01:20:13,934 --> 01:20:16,812 - Come on. - Jackie? Jackie. 1692 01:20:16,895 --> 01:20:19,731 - Come on back to the bench. - Jackie? Oh. 1693 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:21,358 He's got a pulse. 1694 01:20:22,317 --> 01:20:24,277 Let's get the stretcher. 1695 01:20:24,361 --> 01:20:27,155 - We don't have a stretcher. - Jackie sold it. 1696 01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:28,865 - All right well let's get him up. - Yeah come on. 1697 01:20:28,949 --> 01:20:30,283 Let's get him in the locker room guys. Hurry. 1698 01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:31,535 Come on come on. 1699 01:20:31,618 --> 01:20:35,413 Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine... 1700 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:37,290 as they carry him off the court. 1701 01:20:37,374 --> 01:20:39,543 Come on Jackie. 1702 01:21:02,107 --> 01:21:03,066 Yeah! 1703 01:21:03,149 --> 01:21:04,150 Where the hell do you think you're goin'? 1704 01:21:04,234 --> 01:21:05,527 --Coffee! 1705 01:21:05,610 --> 01:21:08,196 You walk away from this team you will never play in the NBA. 1706 01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:10,198 That's my son! That's my son! 1707 01:21:10,282 --> 01:21:12,826 - Go Clarence! Go Clarence! - You hear me Coffee? 1708 01:21:12,909 --> 01:21:16,246 Look at this. Coffee Black is walking over to the Tropics. 1709 01:21:16,329 --> 01:21:19,124 This crowd is going crazy! 1710 01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:23,460 Come on Jackie wake up. 1711 01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:25,547 Come on Jackie wake up. 1712 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,799 Jackie come on it's me it's Bobby Dee. 1713 01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:29,885 Wake up. Come on open 'em up. 1714 01:21:29,968 --> 01:21:32,971 - Hey you got any smelling salt? - I think we do. 1715 01:21:33,972 --> 01:21:35,599 - Get up. - Jackie. 1716 01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:37,475 Come on Jackie. 1717 01:21:37,559 --> 01:21:39,811 - Snap out of it. Hey. - Come on baby. 1718 01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,062 Jackie. 1719 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:45,901 Mom. 1720 01:21:48,236 --> 01:21:50,989 - I miss you, Mama. - I miss you too honey. 1721 01:21:51,072 --> 01:21:54,868 - Come on little fella. Jackie. - Jackie. 1722 01:21:54,951 --> 01:21:56,912 Clarence what are you doin' here? 1723 01:21:56,995 --> 01:22:00,624 What it look like? I'm wit' y'all. He a'ight? 1724 01:22:00,707 --> 01:22:03,877 Are you outta your mind? You wanna lose your NBA contract? 1725 01:22:03,960 --> 01:22:08,381 I don't care nothin' about that man. This is our season and we gonna finish it. 1726 01:22:08,465 --> 01:22:10,175 So you're gonna blow the deal for this? 1727 01:22:10,258 --> 01:22:13,011 - Fourth place right? - Right. 1728 01:22:13,094 --> 01:22:15,138 - Let's get Tropical. - Right on. 1729 01:22:15,221 --> 01:22:17,390 Come on buddy. Come around. 1730 01:22:18,391 --> 01:22:20,101 Now I want you to go forward... 1731 01:22:20,185 --> 01:22:23,438 and tell the others what I have told you here today. 1732 01:22:23,521 --> 01:22:25,190 Do you understand me son? 1733 01:22:25,273 --> 01:22:27,651 Yes Mama. You're so kind. 1734 01:22:28,652 --> 01:22:30,320 I'm sorry I stole your song. 1735 01:22:30,403 --> 01:22:33,239 Oh I forgave you for that a long time ago. 1736 01:22:33,323 --> 01:22:36,618 Jackie it's time you forgave yourself. 1737 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:40,705 I don't wanna leave this place. It's so fluffy. 1738 01:22:40,789 --> 01:22:44,584 Now hurry up and don't forget what I said. 1739 01:22:44,668 --> 01:22:46,795 OK. Bye! 1740 01:22:47,963 --> 01:22:50,215 Bye Mama. Bye. 1741 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:52,050 Bye. 1742 01:22:52,133 --> 01:22:54,803 Oh hey--I threw up Mom. 1743 01:22:54,886 --> 01:22:57,430 I know you did sweetie. 1744 01:22:57,514 --> 01:22:59,808 I threw up all by myself! 1745 01:23:02,519 --> 01:23:03,937 - That's workin'. - Here we go. Come on Jackie. 1746 01:23:04,020 --> 01:23:06,064 A little eye flutter. Hello fella! 1747 01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:07,732 - Hey there! - Mornin' sunshine. 1748 01:23:07,816 --> 01:23:08,942 We missed ya. 1749 01:23:09,025 --> 01:23:10,402 Oh this just in. 1750 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:13,905 It sounds like Jackie Moon is up and around the Tropics locker room. 1751 01:23:13,989 --> 01:23:18,451 Then fake the pass and go straight to the basket. Twiggy how hard is it? 1752 01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:20,620 He keeps throwin' elbows. What do you want me to do? 1753 01:23:20,704 --> 01:23:23,081 I want you to stand up to him ya pussy. 1754 01:23:23,164 --> 01:23:26,543 Monix wait. I gotta tell these guys somethin'. 1755 01:23:27,502 --> 01:23:29,587 I had a dream. 1756 01:23:29,671 --> 01:23:32,257 I had a dream I was in heaven. 1757 01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:34,884 And my mother spoke to me. 1758 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:36,636 She was wearing this flowing white gown... 1759 01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,515 and she showed me a brand-new way to score a basket. 1760 01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:43,435 She called it the alley oop. 1761 01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:50,650 She spoke to me and she said "With this gift you will win fourth place." 1762 01:23:57,699 --> 01:24:00,243 We are back in action here at the Megabowl. 1763 01:24:00,326 --> 01:24:03,538 Coffee Black is playing for the Tropics. 1764 01:24:07,876 --> 01:24:09,335 Jackie makes the start here. 1765 01:24:09,419 --> 01:24:13,131 In fact it looks like he's running the offense. 1766 01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:55,215 What was that? 1767 01:24:55,298 --> 01:24:57,842 I'm sorry I don't know what just happened. 1768 01:24:57,926 --> 01:25:02,305 A very unusual series of moves just made the ball go in. 1769 01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:06,726 Damn. 1770 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:10,396 Yeah I don't know why Dick but I just got an erection. 1771 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:11,648 Oh. 1772 01:25:15,610 --> 01:25:17,862 Foul. No two fouls. 1773 01:25:17,946 --> 01:25:20,949 Foul?! I didn't touch anybody. 1774 01:25:21,032 --> 01:25:23,034 Look Jackie people can't just go flyin' in the air like that. 1775 01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,453 Oh, please. My mom wouldn't cheat in my dreams. 1776 01:25:25,537 --> 01:25:27,789 - What? - She's an angel! 1777 01:25:27,872 --> 01:25:29,791 Heaven wants us to win this game! 1778 01:25:29,874 --> 01:25:32,252 - I'll burn your house down! - Oh, hold it, hold it, hold it. 1779 01:25:32,335 --> 01:25:35,130 It can't be a foul without touchin' another player. 1780 01:25:35,213 --> 01:25:38,591 And it can't be traveling without first establishing a pivot foot. 1781 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:40,552 - That's right. - It's two points Father Pat. 1782 01:25:40,635 --> 01:25:41,970 It is two points. 1783 01:25:45,765 --> 01:25:49,018 - All right I'm gonna allow it. - That's the gospel. 1784 01:25:49,102 --> 01:25:51,229 Two points Flint. 1785 01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:52,647 Are you outta your mind? 1786 01:25:52,730 --> 01:25:54,774 - He was floating. Is this ghost ball? - It's legal, Coach. 1787 01:25:54,858 --> 01:25:56,317 - It's legal Coach. - What the hell is that? 1788 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:58,236 Yeah! 1789 01:25:58,319 --> 01:26:00,572 It worked Jackie! 1790 01:26:00,655 --> 01:26:03,491 Thanks Mama! Whoo! 1791 01:26:03,575 --> 01:26:06,035 Things are getting interesting here in the second half. 1792 01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:09,122 It's the Spurs' ball as Rebenkoff makes a shot. 1793 01:26:09,205 --> 01:26:11,666 Misses it. Rebound Tropics. 1794 01:26:15,044 --> 01:26:16,004 There it is again. 1795 01:26:16,087 --> 01:26:19,465 Clarence leaping and forcing the ball in a downward direction through the net... 1796 01:26:19,549 --> 01:26:21,593 off of a high arching pass. 1797 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:22,927 - It's a great play. - It sure is. 1798 01:26:23,011 --> 01:26:27,724 Hold on. I'm just being told that this is called an alley oop! 1799 01:26:27,807 --> 01:26:29,309 Yes that is easier to say. 1800 01:26:29,392 --> 01:26:31,019 Twig! 1801 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:33,521 Monix passes to Jackie. 1802 01:26:33,605 --> 01:26:34,689 Jackie lobs to Clarence. 1803 01:26:34,772 --> 01:26:36,608 And then yes! Another alley oop. 1804 01:26:36,691 --> 01:26:38,443 The Spurs don't know what's hit 'em. 1805 01:26:38,526 --> 01:26:40,778 - I love the alley oop! - Ha ha! 1806 01:26:44,407 --> 01:26:45,658 Yes! Yeah! 1807 01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:49,662 I wanna take you higher 1808 01:26:51,915 --> 01:26:54,125 I wanna take you higher 1809 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:55,168 Here comes the alley. 1810 01:26:55,251 --> 01:26:57,378 And there goes the oop! 1811 01:27:07,263 --> 01:27:08,388 Timeout white. 1812 01:27:08,389 --> 01:27:08,765 Timeout white. 1813 01:27:08,848 --> 01:27:12,018 In all my years of radio I've never seen anything like this. 1814 01:27:12,101 --> 01:27:15,188 The Tropics have fought their way back from a huge deficit... 1815 01:27:15,271 --> 01:27:18,816 and now with 12 seconds left in the history of this franchise... 1816 01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:22,737 they are down by two, and man you can feel the tension. 1817 01:27:22,820 --> 01:27:25,073 OK, guys, listen up. They've made adjustments. 1818 01:27:25,156 --> 01:27:27,825 We can't keep runnin' the alley oop. They're keying on Clarence. 1819 01:27:27,909 --> 01:27:30,161 So we're not gonna run the alley oop. 1820 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,830 - What the hell we gonna run then? - The puke. 1821 01:27:32,914 --> 01:27:34,040 The puke? 1822 01:27:34,123 --> 01:27:37,168 Don't tell me you've forgotten it. I seared it into your brains. 1823 01:27:37,252 --> 01:27:40,838 - This will work OK? The puke. - Right on. 1824 01:27:40,922 --> 01:27:42,799 I was gonna say exactly the same thing. 1825 01:27:42,882 --> 01:27:45,885 Good call. "Let's get Tropical" on three. One two three. 1826 01:27:45,969 --> 01:27:48,054 Let's get Tropical! 1827 01:27:48,137 --> 01:27:49,597 We're down to the last play. 1828 01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:51,015 Monix inbounds to Jackie. 1829 01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:53,017 Jackie passes right back to Monix. 1830 01:27:53,101 --> 01:27:54,852 Monix back to Jackie. 1831 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:57,438 The Tropics have gotta make a move here Dick. 1832 01:27:57,522 --> 01:27:59,857 Yeah they need to find a way to the hole and fast. 1833 01:27:59,941 --> 01:28:03,194 Monix finds Bee Bee. Back door to Jackie. He goes up strong-- 1834 01:28:03,278 --> 01:28:06,322 - Ooh! Fouled hard by Petrelli! - Eat shit Petrelli! 1835 01:28:06,406 --> 01:28:08,032 Don't you know how to play basketball? 1836 01:28:09,784 --> 01:28:11,744 Father Pat struggles to keep order... 1837 01:28:11,828 --> 01:28:14,455 between these two tough competitive teams. 1838 01:28:14,539 --> 01:28:18,459 All right. Black. Four-two. With the body. Two shots. 1839 01:28:18,543 --> 01:28:21,671 - Come on Jackie! - Jackie will shoot two free throws here. 1840 01:28:21,754 --> 01:28:25,133 His team down by two with two seconds left on the clock. 1841 01:28:25,216 --> 01:28:28,928 All right, gentlemen. Relax on the first one we got two here. 1842 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:31,222 Come on Jackie. 1843 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:34,976 Don't worry guys. I got these. I'm very good at free throws. 1844 01:28:35,059 --> 01:28:39,314 Seriously free throws are probably the best facet of my game. 1845 01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:42,233 Whew. 1846 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:44,986 - Whew. - What the hell are you doin' Jackie? 1847 01:28:45,069 --> 01:28:47,572 What, you never see me shoot free throws before? 1848 01:28:47,655 --> 01:28:50,074 He's shootin' granny style. Let 'im do his thing. 1849 01:28:50,158 --> 01:28:51,576 Always has. 1850 01:28:51,659 --> 01:28:53,661 - Ah shit. - Whew. 1851 01:28:54,662 --> 01:28:56,205 Whew. Here we go. 1852 01:28:57,832 --> 01:29:01,919 Jackie Moon holding the fate of Flint in his fingertips. 1853 01:29:02,003 --> 01:29:04,797 - He kisses the ball for good luck. - Whew. Sweet sugar. 1854 01:29:08,426 --> 01:29:10,511 It's good! 1855 01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:13,848 - Ha ha ha! Yes! - Never doubted you Jackie. Come on. 1856 01:29:13,931 --> 01:29:16,100 The Tropics need one more to stay alive. 1857 01:29:16,184 --> 01:29:18,019 Watch the lines. Move on the release. 1858 01:29:18,102 --> 01:29:21,898 - Go Jackie! - One more Jackie. 1859 01:29:21,981 --> 01:29:23,024 Whew. 1860 01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:27,570 Whew. 1861 01:30:40,351 --> 01:30:43,521 Flint wins the Megabowl! Flint wins the Megabowl! 1862 01:30:43,604 --> 01:30:45,565 Flint wins the Megabowl! 1863 01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:50,027 - Fourth place! Fourth place! - # Move on up # 1864 01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:54,282 - Go Tropics! Go Tropics! Go Tropics! - # And keep on wishin' # 1865 01:30:54,949 --> 01:30:57,994 - Stacey! - Kiss me my hero! 1866 01:30:58,077 --> 01:31:01,497 I--I--I can't my mom said your vagina's for sad people. 1867 01:31:02,582 --> 01:31:04,584 But we won the Megabowl! Whoo! 1868 01:31:04,667 --> 01:31:06,043 Fourth place! 1869 01:31:06,127 --> 01:31:08,838 One two three? No! In your face! 1870 01:31:08,921 --> 01:31:10,131 # With just a little faith # 1871 01:31:12,216 --> 01:31:14,343 # You can surely do it # 1872 01:31:16,929 --> 01:31:18,890 Who's number four? Who's number four? 1873 01:31:18,973 --> 01:31:22,852 - Whoo! Yeah, Scoots! - Oh God. We really did it. 1874 01:31:22,935 --> 01:31:26,397 Just a moment. Just a moment please. Don't-- 1875 01:31:28,941 --> 01:31:31,944 - What are you doin'? - # Just move on up # 1876 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:34,822 - Fourth place! Fourth place! - # And peace you will find # 1877 01:31:34,906 --> 01:31:36,741 Fourth place! Fourth place! 1878 01:31:37,074 --> 01:31:40,661 - # Into the steeple of beautiful people # - Fourth place! Fourth place! 1879 01:31:40,745 --> 01:31:42,622 # Where there's only one kind # 1880 01:31:44,832 --> 01:31:46,792 Yeah! Who's pushing like us? 1881 01:31:46,876 --> 01:31:48,127 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1882 01:31:48,211 --> 01:31:49,170 - Hey Coffee. - What? 1883 01:31:49,253 --> 01:31:53,883 I've changed my mind. I think we could use that alley oop of yours in the NBA. 1884 01:31:53,966 --> 01:31:54,967 Whoo hoo hoo! 1885 01:31:55,051 --> 01:31:57,637 Thanks Coach! Mama! 1886 01:31:57,720 --> 01:31:59,931 - The NBA! - Ha haaa! 1887 01:32:00,014 --> 01:32:02,558 - Hey! - Yeah baby! 1888 01:32:02,642 --> 01:32:05,186 - Way to go! - Whoo! Thank you. 1889 01:32:05,269 --> 01:32:08,397 Move on up 1890 01:32:08,481 --> 01:32:10,191 And keep on wishin' 1891 01:32:10,274 --> 01:32:12,443 - Yes! - Yeah! 1892 01:32:13,778 --> 01:32:16,906 - We did it! Yeah! - Yeah! 1893 01:32:16,989 --> 01:32:17,949 - Jackie! - Hey! 1894 01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:20,618 - Congratulations on the Megabowl! - Thank you. 1895 01:32:20,701 --> 01:32:22,453 - Whatever that is. - It's very exciting! 1896 01:32:22,537 --> 01:32:24,372 - Yeah. - You're a hell of a promoter! 1897 01:32:24,455 --> 01:32:25,456 Yeah. 1898 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,459 Listen, I'm gonna be working with the Commissioner of the NBA-- 1899 01:32:28,543 --> 01:32:30,461 - Uh-huh. - ...and I want you to join me. 1900 01:32:30,545 --> 01:32:33,673 Me in the NBA?! Really? 1901 01:32:33,756 --> 01:32:37,051 My God thank you. Can I bring my son-friend with me? 1902 01:32:37,134 --> 01:32:39,428 - Oh Jackie you don't have to do that. - Yes, I do. 1903 01:32:39,512 --> 01:32:41,889 Mark my words as long as I'm alive you'll both-- 1904 01:32:41,973 --> 01:32:44,016 Oh! 1905 01:32:44,100 --> 01:32:46,978 Everybody panic! 1906 01:32:47,061 --> 01:32:49,854 It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears! 1907 01:32:49,855 --> 01:32:50,439 It's just like the Titanic but it's full of bears! 1908 01:32:53,693 --> 01:32:55,403 Yeah 1909 01:32:55,486 --> 01:32:57,405 Hey 1910 01:32:59,365 --> 01:33:01,576 When you wish upon a star 1911 01:33:03,911 --> 01:33:06,247 Your dream will take you very far yeah 1912 01:33:06,330 --> 01:33:08,332 "Dear Dukes. I'm sorry it took so long... 1913 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:10,835 "but in this bag is 10000 dollars cash." 1914 01:33:10,918 --> 01:33:13,796 No way. Really? 1915 01:33:13,879 --> 01:33:15,673 "Actually it's only 2300. 1916 01:33:15,756 --> 01:33:19,218 "I'll be payin' you the rest right after they finish my merger buyout. 1917 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:22,722 "Let's get Tropical. Jackie R. Moon." 1918 01:33:22,805 --> 01:33:25,099 - Ha-- - # In the sky so very dear # 1919 01:33:25,182 --> 01:33:27,310 Bitchin'. Bitchin'. 1920 01:33:27,393 --> 01:33:29,520 - # You're a shinin' star # - Let's get Tropical! Whoo! 1921 01:33:29,604 --> 01:33:31,981 No matter who you are 1922 01:33:32,064 --> 01:33:34,233 Shinin' bright to see 1923 01:33:34,317 --> 01:33:38,112 What you can truly be What you can truly be 1924 01:33:53,502 --> 01:33:55,796 Shining star come into view 1925 01:33:57,965 --> 01:34:02,553 Shine its watchful light on you yeah 1926 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:06,599 Gives you strength to carry on yeah 1927 01:34:06,682 --> 01:34:11,020 Yeah make your body big and strong 1928 01:34:11,937 --> 01:34:16,525 You're a shining star no matter who you are 1929 01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:21,030 Shining bright to see what you can truly be 1930 01:34:21,113 --> 01:34:25,493 You're a shining star no matter who you are 1931 01:34:25,576 --> 01:34:30,414 Shining bright to see what you can truly be 1932 01:34:30,498 --> 01:34:32,750 Shining star for you to see 1933 01:34:32,833 --> 01:34:35,002 What your life can truly be 1934 01:34:35,086 --> 01:34:39,590 Shining star for you to see what your life can truly be 1935 01:34:39,674 --> 01:34:41,801 Shining star for you to see 1936 01:34:41,884 --> 01:34:44,095 What your life can truly be 1937 01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:52,228 # Come on girl # 1938 01:34:52,311 --> 01:34:53,604 # Yeah # 1939 01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:56,190 - # It's me Jackie Moon # - # Love me sexy # 1940 01:34:56,273 --> 01:34:57,817 #Don't gimme that look # 1941 01:34:57,900 --> 01:35:00,444 # That's right let's get sweaty # 1942 01:35:00,528 --> 01:35:02,363 # Let's get real sweaty # 1943 01:35:02,446 --> 01:35:04,907 # I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty # 1944 01:35:04,990 --> 01:35:08,160 - # I'm talkin' swamp sweaty # - # Love me sexy # 1945 01:35:08,244 --> 01:35:10,871 # Let's fill the bathtub full of sweat # 1946 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:12,998 # All right # 1947 01:35:13,082 --> 01:35:17,795 # Baby who wants to love me sexy? Uhh # 1948 01:35:17,878 --> 01:35:18,796 # Love me sexy # 1949 01:35:18,879 --> 01:35:23,551 # Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? Uhh uhh # 1950 01:35:23,634 --> 01:35:24,593 # Lick me sexy # 1951 01:35:24,677 --> 01:35:27,513 # Take off your shoes and suck me sexy # 1952 01:35:27,596 --> 01:35:30,182 # Suck me, suck me, suck suck me sexy # 1953 01:35:30,266 --> 01:35:34,770 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 1954 01:35:34,854 --> 01:35:36,188 # Humpin' sexy # 1955 01:35:36,272 --> 01:35:41,819 # I wanna do a little thing wit' you I wanna do a little thing wit' you # 1956 01:35:41,902 --> 01:35:44,822 # When I say "love me" you say "sexy" # 1957 01:35:44,905 --> 01:35:46,323 - # Love me # - # Sexy # 1958 01:35:46,407 --> 01:35:47,742 - # Sexy # - # Love me sexy # 1959 01:35:47,825 --> 01:35:50,661 - # Back it on up and showin' you # - # I wanna do # 1960 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,079 # That lovin' me sexy is the thing to do # 1961 01:35:52,163 --> 01:35:53,539 # Oh yeah # 1962 01:35:53,622 --> 01:35:54,999 - # Your body says love me # - # Love me # 1963 01:35:55,082 --> 01:35:56,333 - # Your mind says sexy # - # Sexy # 1964 01:35:56,417 --> 01:35:59,336 # Love me sexy # 1965 01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:03,674 # Baby who wants to love me sexy? Uhh # 1966 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:05,176 # Love me sexy # 1967 01:36:05,259 --> 01:36:09,889 # Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? Uhh uhh # 1968 01:36:09,972 --> 01:36:10,931 # Lick me sexy # 1969 01:36:11,015 --> 01:36:14,226 # Take off your shoes and suck me sexy # 1970 01:36:14,310 --> 01:36:16,687 # Suck me, suck me, suck suck me sexy # 1971 01:36:16,771 --> 01:36:21,358 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 1972 01:36:21,442 --> 01:36:22,526 # Humpin' sexy # 1973 01:36:22,610 --> 01:36:23,569 # Freak of the week # 1974 01:36:23,652 --> 01:36:25,196 # Are you in the mood # 1975 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:28,199 # To fly to the stars with Jackie Moon? # 1976 01:36:28,282 --> 01:36:30,201 # When I say "love me" you say "sexy" # 1977 01:36:30,284 --> 01:36:31,202 # Oh yeah # 1978 01:36:31,285 --> 01:36:32,578 - # Love me # - # Sexy # 1979 01:36:32,661 --> 01:36:34,038 - # Sexy # - # Sexy # 1980 01:36:34,121 --> 01:36:36,916 # Our Zodiac signs are compatible # 1981 01:36:36,999 --> 01:36:39,502 # Clockin' that ass from across the room # 1982 01:36:39,585 --> 01:36:40,878 - # Your body says love me # - # Love me # 1983 01:36:40,961 --> 01:36:42,755 - # Your mind says sexy # - # Sexy # 1984 01:36:42,838 --> 01:36:45,674 # Love me sexy # 1985 01:36:45,758 --> 01:36:50,387 # Baby who wants to love me sexy? Uhh # 1986 01:36:50,471 --> 01:36:51,430 # Love me sexy # 1987 01:36:51,514 --> 01:36:56,185 # Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? Uhh uhh # 1988 01:36:56,268 --> 01:36:57,228 # Lick me sexy # 1989 01:36:57,311 --> 01:37:00,105 # Take off your shoes and suck me sexy # 1990 01:37:00,189 --> 01:37:02,858 # Suck me, suck me, suck suck me sexy # 1991 01:37:02,942 --> 01:37:07,321 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 1992 01:37:07,404 --> 01:37:09,323 # Humpin' sexy # 1993 01:37:09,406 --> 01:37:11,700 # That's right girl # 1994 01:37:12,701 --> 01:37:15,162 - # Let me whisper in your ear # - # Love me sexy # 1995 01:37:15,246 --> 01:37:16,288 # Baby wake up # 1996 01:37:16,372 --> 01:37:18,999 # We're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 1997 01:37:21,335 --> 01:37:23,921 # For the last 15 minutes baby # 1998 01:37:24,004 --> 01:37:25,047 # That's what's been happenin' # 1999 01:37:25,130 --> 01:37:27,132 -# Love me sexy # - # Yeah # 2000 01:37:27,216 --> 01:37:29,760 # Too late now it's on # 2001 01:37:29,844 --> 01:37:31,929 # Whoo! # 2002 01:37:32,012 --> 01:37:36,684 # Baby, who wants to love me sexy? Uhh uhh uhh # 2003 01:37:36,767 --> 01:37:37,726 # Love me sexy # 2004 01:37:37,810 --> 01:37:42,439 # Baby are you ready to lick me sexy? Uhh uhh # 2005 01:37:42,523 --> 01:37:43,524 # Lick me sexy # 2006 01:37:43,607 --> 01:37:46,944 # Take off your shoes and suck me sexy # 2007 01:37:47,027 --> 01:37:49,154 # Suck me, suck me, suck suck me sexy # 2008 01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:53,117 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 2009 01:37:54,118 --> 01:37:56,912 # Who wants to love me sexy? # 2010 01:37:56,996 --> 01:37:59,456 # Is it you? Is it you? # 2011 01:37:59,540 --> 01:38:02,376 - # Love me sexy # - # Are you ready to lick me sexy? # 2012 01:38:02,459 --> 01:38:05,254 # Is it you? Oh is it you? # 2013 01:38:05,337 --> 01:38:06,297 - # Take off your shoes # - # Lick me sexy # 2014 01:38:06,380 --> 01:38:08,465 # And suck me sexy # 2015 01:38:08,549 --> 01:38:11,051 # Is it you? Or is it you? # 2016 01:38:11,135 --> 01:38:14,471 # Baby, we're naked and we're humpin' sexy # 2017 01:38:14,555 --> 01:38:17,683 # Where are you precious? # 2018 01:38:17,766 --> 01:38:20,144 # Dewie? # 153093

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