Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:12,970
Is Riley here?
2
00:00:15,098 --> 00:00:16,098
Red alert!
3
00:00:17,058 --> 00:00:23,480
Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. Boy.
4
00:00:23,565 --> 00:00:24,815
There's a boy in my house.
5
00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:27,317
I knew she was going skating,
but I thought it was with her friends.
6
00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:28,694
Why is there a boy in my house?
7
00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,530
This isn't a date, is it? I'll ask Riley.
8
00:00:32,949 --> 00:00:33,949
I don't like this.
9
00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:36,118
This can't be a date! She's only 12!
10
00:00:36,202 --> 00:00:39,747
Let's probe, but layer it
with cool words the kids say,
11
00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,123
so it's not obvious.
12
00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:44,501
So, what's the dealio with Jordan?
13
00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:48,839
O- M-G, he is awesome-sauce
fo sheezy.
14
00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,800
Did she just say "fo sheezy"?
15
00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,844
I don't understand. What's happening?
16
00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:56,972
This is just embarrassing.
I can't. I can't.
17
00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,182
Holla!
18
00:01:04,814 --> 00:01:06,231
I know what you're doing here, Jordan.
19
00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:08,650
You don't think that I know what
you know, but I know, you little punk!
20
00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:10,736
He's not good enough for Riley.
No one is!
21
00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:12,071
Go back to jail!
22
00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,907
What are you looking for, Jordan?
Something to steal?
23
00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:16,575
- Like our daughter.
- Should we say something?
24
00:01:16,659 --> 00:01:18,368
No, no, no. He'll be expecting that.
25
00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:21,538
Give him the silent treatment.
He's about to crack, I can feel it.
26
00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,712
Whoa, dude! Awesome!
27
00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:33,842
Sir, no response.
28
00:01:33,968 --> 00:01:37,221
Two can play at your mind games,
Jordan. Intimidate!
29
00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,771
Dude, what's he looking at?
30
00:01:45,855 --> 00:01:47,856
Probably your dumb hat.
31
00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,573
Sir, intimidation is failing.
32
00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,659
Increase the pressure. Engage.
33
00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:03,330
So, Jordan,
what do you like to do for fun?
34
00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,833
I don't know. Stuff.
35
00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,376
Sir, that sounds like backtalk.
36
00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,963
That's it! He's outta here!
Give him the boot.
37
00:02:11,047 --> 00:02:12,464
Yes, sir. Launching boot.
38
00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:22,558
On my mark. In five, four, three...
39
00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:26,562
I play in a band. That's fun.
40
00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,439
Wait. We were in a band.
41
00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,407
I was in a band, lead guitar.
42
00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,909
Cool. I rock the bass.
43
00:02:41,494 --> 00:02:44,621
- We played a lot of AC/DC.
- Yeah, my favorite band is AC/DC.
44
00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:45,706
What.
45
00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:48,125
Mom, it's not a date.
46
00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,127
We're going skating
with a group of friends.
47
00:02:50,211 --> 00:02:53,172
Oh, fun. That'll be off the hook. L-O-L.
48
00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:54,381
Stop talking like that!
49
00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:55,465
Wait. Where's Jordan?
50
00:02:55,758 --> 00:02:57,509
Did you leave Jordan with Dad?
51
00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:58,760
Mom! This is so embarrassing.
52
00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:02,431
Riley, your father
would never do any...
53
00:03:05,685 --> 00:03:06,685
Yeah!
54
00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:09,938
Awesome.
55
00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,149
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
56
00:03:12,275 --> 00:03:14,109
- Have fun.
- Peace out, my homies.
57
00:03:14,903 --> 00:03:17,112
You know, Jordan's a good kid.
58
00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:18,864
You're not so bad yourself.
59
00:03:18,948 --> 00:03:21,033
Sir, the wife has initiated contact.
What do we do?
60
00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:24,203
This is our chance. Give her the look.
61
00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:31,001
He's making that stupid face again.
62
00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:32,127
Should we smack him?
63
00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,713
Come on. He's adorable.
64
00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,799
There's the signal.
65
00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,468
We are go. Repeat, we are go.
66
00:03:39,594 --> 00:03:43,347
Contact in five, four, three, two...
67
00:04:27,141 --> 00:04:28,517
I'm good. You guys good?
68
00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:29,726
- Yeah. I'm good.
- Yeah, I'm good here.
69
00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,770
Good.
70
00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:33,647
Okay, that's enough.
71
00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:38,360
Yeah. I'll go fix the table.
4987
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
