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Okay, my turn, my turn.
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Umm, I got one. - Great.
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Can you make it a little
more challenging this time?
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Okay.
Check this out.
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I spy with my little eye,
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something yellow,
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and round, and
it eats dots.
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Seriously, Ralph?
- Yeah, seriously.
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You're never gonna get it.
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Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man.
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- No- that's not ob-
why is it obvious?
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Name one other thing in this whole arcade
that is yellow and round and eats dots.
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I can name two things: Ms. Pac-Man
and Baby Pac-Man. Boom!
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I accept your apology.
- Yeah, you're right, okay.
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But, was it Pac-Man?
- Yeah. You got me.
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Alright.
Riddle me this,
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Do you or do you not
think that Zangief waxes?
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No way, look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti!
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I dunno. I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest
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I might agree, but look at
those two very specific
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tufts of shoe hair
poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen, Ralph.
That is a choice.
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You're totally right, kid!
He's baby smooth everywhere else!
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I rest my case.
- My mind is blown.
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Let's go get a root beer.
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Ok, let's see what you got, kid.
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Ooh, nice one!
Okay, I think I got one in the chamber.
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Eww! Gross!
- Thank you.
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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
- Doesn't that game have a virus?
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No, I'm sure they've fixed it.
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I'm gonna beat my speed record!
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Hey! Wait for me!
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Ralph?
- Yeah?
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I don't think they fixed the game.
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Uh, no.
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Help! Tron?
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Anyone! Help!
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Do you realize we're basically
just, like, zeroes and ones
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floating around like we are just
tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature of
our existence make you wonder
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if there is more to life than this?
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Why would I wonder if there is more to
life when the life I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure, it doesn't
look so hot on paper,
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I'm just a bad guy from
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some old video game who
wrecks a building.
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Yeah, and for 27 years I was a
total zero without any friends.
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But now I got a best
friend who just happens
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to be the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.
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Aw, thanks, Ralph.
- Watch this.
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Home run!
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Alright, let's go
watch the sunrise.
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Are you really saying
that there is not
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one single solitary
thing about your life
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that you would change?
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No. Think about it. You and me
get to goof off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put
on the hours, then the arcade closes
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and we get to do
it all over again!
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario
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would be not having to go to work. Other
than that, I wouldn't change a thing.
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Hey, where'd the sunrise go?
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Alright. Let's get
you plugged in.
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That's a plug in alert!
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Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game
in forever! Let's go see what it is!
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Yeah! Excuse us, excuse us. Hey, Felix!
Calhoun! What's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks it's
gonna be a new pinball machine.
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What do you think, ladylove?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.
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Kids love those things.
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Please be a racing game, please be a
racing game, please be a racing game.
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Whiffy? Or Wifey?
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Well, it's either whiffleball
or an arranged marriage game.
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It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi", Ralph.
- Yeah, that's what I said.
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- And Wi-Fi is the Internet
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which is an online community
where human beings go to shop,
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play games, and socialize.
- Ooh, fun!
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Oh no, it is not!
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That sign right there says "Wi-Fi",
what it should say is "Die-Fi".
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That's a little humor there but seriously,
the Internet is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different, and
therefore we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get
to work. The arcade's about to open.
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Figures! Finally get
something new plugged in
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and we're not even
allowed to go in there!
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Totally not fair!
- A new racing game would've been cool.
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Something wrong with your game?
- No, no.
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It's just every bonus levels been
unlocked, I know every shortcut.
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Man, I'd kill for even just a new track!
- New track?
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You already got, like, three choices.
- Yeah, I know,
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but don't you ever wish
something new and different
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would happen in your game?
- Nope.
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Really?
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Well, agree to disagree.
- Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no, it's just a fancy way to say
we don't have to argue about it.
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We're arguing? I
don't want to argue!
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Relax. Stop making it a thing, go to work.
I'll see you tonight, stench-vessel.
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Alright.
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She wants a new track?
I'll give her a new track!
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C'mon, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swatti!
She's got the best superpower.
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Yeah, the glitch!
I love her!
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Drivers, start your engines!
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You're gonna lose today, princess.
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Well, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta.
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I'd rather you'd just think
of me as plain old Vanellope,
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the racer who is about
to kick your butt.
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3, 2, 1, go!
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Right on cue.
- I love it when she glitches!
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Excuse me, I must've fallen asleep.
Oh, fun, I'm winning.
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She's gonna love this.
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Right on time!
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What?
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Looking for something
new, and different?
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Then take this track!
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Oh, Ralph, you old son of a gun!
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I'd say I got a little
time for a detour!
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Hey, look! I think I
unlocked a new track!
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Never seen that before.
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This is awesome!
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Thanks, Ralph!
- You're welcome!
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Get back up on the track, Swatti!
You're going to lose! - I can't!
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It's like it's driving itself!
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What is wrong with this thing?
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Oh, no!
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Ralph!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry!
Are you okay?
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What an amazing track! Thank you, Ralph!
Thank you, thank you, thank you!
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You're welcome!
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You know I take my duty as
your hero very seriously.
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Wait a minute. You took
a serious doody where?
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Vanellope, get up here!
We have a situation.
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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working and
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I think maybe I turned the wheel too hard.
- Oh!
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I'm really sorry.
- Oh, it's okay, Swatti.
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I think I can get it back
on there pretty easily.
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What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing!
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Leave him alone, he's
just trying to
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make the game more exciting.
- Yeah. Why don't you relax, Taffyta?
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Litwak will fix it.
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Alright.
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Okay. It's still not a problem.
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He'll just order a new part.
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Well, I ordered the new part
but the company
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that made Sugar Rush went
out of business years ago.
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I could try to find them on the internet.
- Oh, good idea! - Yeah, me too!
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Good luck. You're only gonna
be finding a needle in a-
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I got one! On eBay!
- Really? How about that?
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See? Those kids have
it under control. They're
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just gonna get another
wheel from the eBoy.
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Are you kidding me?
How much?
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That's more than this
game makes in a year!
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I hate to say it but my salvage
guys are coming on Friday.
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It might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.
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Where's he going?
He's-
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Litwak's gonna unplug the game!
Go! Go, go, go!
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Gang way!
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What are you people doing out
your game, for Pete's sake?
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The arcade is open!
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Sugar Rush is getting unplugged!
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We're homeless!
- Yeah, we're homeless!
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Oh, what are we gonna do?
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Calm down! Calm down.
Get a hold of yourself.
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Unplugging.
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Good Lord, I haven't seen this
many game-less characters
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since Space Invaders went down.
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Where are we gonna live?
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You can stay here until the
arcade closes, I guess,
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and then we'll figure out where
the heck we're gonna put you all.
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Okay. Here we go.
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I raided Gene's fridge.
Good news, he's got pie.
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I took a bunch of his
pillows and junk too. I'm
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thinking we make a fort out here.
Or like a yurt.
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Or, we could take these
pillows and stack
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them right and we can make
an igloo out of pillows
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like a pillow igloo, pigloo!
Pigloo!
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So what do you think, kid? Fort, yurt,
or the obvious best choice, pigloo?
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I can't believe I don't
have a game anymore.
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I mean, like what am I gonna do all day?
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What? Come on, are you kidding?
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You sleep in, you do no work, and you
go to Tappers with me every night.
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I've literally just described paradise.
- But I loved my game.
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Oh, come on., you were just bellyaching
about the tracks being too easy!
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But that doesn't mean I didn't love it!
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Yeah, sure it was kind of predictable,
but, still, I never really knew
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what might happen in a race.
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And it's that, it's that feeling, that
"not knowing what's coming next" feeling.
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That's the stuff.
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It feels like life to me.
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If I'm not a racer,
Ralph, what am I?
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My best friend.
- It's not enough.
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No, I just-
I'm sorry. I know I'm being weird.
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I think that maybe I just
need to be alone right now.
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Okay.
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I'll meet you over at Tappers
in a little while, I guess.
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Alright, now, we've found some good
homes for so many of our chums
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from Sugar Rush, and we're
just hoping a few more of you
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will open your doors and your
hearts to those in need.
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I suppose that large green olive
will fit in nicely with my decor.
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I'm a sour ball.
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- Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can't they?
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Come along, condiment.
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Mmmkay.
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Marvelous! That just
leaves the racers.
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We're like, adorable.
- You sure are!
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So, any takers?
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Anyone?
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Felix. I know we've
never once talked
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about having a family before, but-
- I know!
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It feels like the kind
of thing you just jump
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into with both feet,
and then made a plan!
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Felix and I will
give them sanctuary!
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Can I get a quick
word with you two?
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Look, I get it, you've
been married for 6 years,
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you're looking to
spice things up.
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But, trust me, adopting 15 children
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is the wrong kind of spice.
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Those things are basically feral.
- Pardon me, sir,
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00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:59,184
but those youngsters are lambs!
Lost little lambs
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00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:03,165
in need of two kind, caring shepherds!
- That's right.
220
00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:06,192
Besides, how hard
can parenting be?
221
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:09,296
You treat the child like your best friend,
you give them everything they want
222
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:14,175
and you just love their little socks off!
Right, Tammy? - Darn tootin'.
223
00:14:19,883 --> 00:14:23,842
Hey, mom! Why does your lame
TV only have 1 channel?
224
00:14:24,788 --> 00:14:26,915
Well? Hate to say I told you-
225
00:14:38,935 --> 00:14:42,735
Hey, Tapper?
- No, Ralph, I haven't seen Vanellope.
226
00:14:42,739 --> 00:14:45,731
Not since the last time you
asked me 30 seconds ago!
227
00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:47,936
Sorry. I'm just
worried about her.
228
00:14:47,944 --> 00:14:51,004
She's glitching like crazy and
acting super insecure and
229
00:14:51,815 --> 00:14:56,752
Oh, get this. She said being friends
with me wasn't enough for her.
230
00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:59,012
Not enough? I'm a great friend!
231
00:14:59,322 --> 00:15:03,156
Right, Tapper? Right?
- I'm sorry, who's acting insecure?
232
00:15:03,192 --> 00:15:08,061
Ralph, come on. the kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
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00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:10,162
There you ar-
234
00:15:10,266 --> 00:15:13,133
Hey, Ralph.
- Hey, Felix.
235
00:15:13,136 --> 00:15:16,105
Since when do you drink root beer?
- Since tonight.
236
00:15:16,105 --> 00:15:17,231
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
237
00:15:17,273 --> 00:15:21,209
Hey, listen, this one was supposed to be
for Vanellope. I guess you can have it.
238
00:15:21,210 --> 00:15:24,179
Doesn't look like she's coming.
- Thanks.
239
00:15:24,213 --> 00:15:27,239
You know, I can't help but
think this whole mess is
240
00:15:27,250 --> 00:15:30,014
somehow, partially my fault.
241
00:15:30,053 --> 00:15:35,184
It figures. Just when my life was perfect.
- Mine was too!
242
00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:39,058
But, hey! Now I'm a father of 15!
243
00:15:39,062 --> 00:15:41,087
Isn't that just a blessing?
244
00:15:48,137 --> 00:15:50,298
Wait a minute.
What did you just say, Felix?
245
00:15:51,274 --> 00:15:54,334
Isn't that just a blessing?
- No, that weird sound thing.
246
00:15:56,145 --> 00:15:58,079
Yeah!
247
00:15:58,081 --> 00:15:59,309
Say it again.
248
00:16:02,351 --> 00:16:03,318
Say it again!
249
00:16:07,123 --> 00:16:09,250
eBoy?
- Yeah!
250
00:16:09,258 --> 00:16:11,283
What are you getting
at there, Ralph?
251
00:16:11,327 --> 00:16:15,263
That kid out in the arcade said there was
a steering wheel part in the internet
252
00:16:15,264 --> 00:16:20,167
in something called eBoy
or, eBay! That's it, it was eBay!
253
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:23,036
Ralph, are you thinking
about going to the internet
254
00:16:23,039 --> 00:16:24,097
and fiding that part?
255
00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:26,233
Getting that part's the only
thing that's gonna fix the game
256
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:29,142
and that's the only thing that's
gonna make Vanellope happy again.
257
00:16:29,145 --> 00:16:33,138
And if Sugar Rush is fixed, those
lovable scamps living in my house
258
00:16:33,182 --> 00:16:37,278
and destroying my sanity will
have homes of their own again!
259
00:16:37,286 --> 00:16:41,154
Ralph, this is an important mission.
A noble mission!
260
00:16:41,190 --> 00:16:43,158
I will cover for you.
- Thanks, pal!
261
00:16:43,292 --> 00:16:46,261
Ralph, what about your tab?
You're only here for the root beer.
262
00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:49,322
Felix is gonna cover for me!
Drinks on the house, everybody!
263
00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:51,061
Felix is paying!
264
00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:05,514
Ralph, what is wrong with you?
265
00:17:05,548 --> 00:17:08,697
Start churning butter and
put on your church shoes,
266
00:17:08,722 --> 00:17:11,568
little sister, cause we're
about to blast off!
267
00:17:12,288 --> 00:17:15,155
What are you even talking about?
268
00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:17,183
We're going to the internet.
- What?
269
00:17:17,226 --> 00:17:19,126
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
270
00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:20,129
No way!
271
00:17:20,129 --> 00:17:21,289
Yeah, I probably should have just
said we're going to the internet.
272
00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:24,231
We're going to the internet!
- Yeah, we are!
273
00:17:25,067 --> 00:17:27,160
Surge! Are we glad to see you!
274
00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:30,263
We want to report some
malfeasants over by the Whac-a-Mole.
275
00:17:30,273 --> 00:17:34,232
Yeah, we saw some undesirables causing
a real donnybrook over there!
276
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:37,075
Oh, heck no, not on my watch!
277
00:17:37,113 --> 00:17:38,239
Appreciate the tip.
278
00:17:42,285 --> 00:17:45,483
So, all we gotta do is
find this eBoy place.
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00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:47,188
- eBay.
- Right, eBay.
280
00:17:47,223 --> 00:17:49,247
So we go over there, get
the steering wheel,
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00:17:49,272 --> 00:17:51,182
have it delivered to
Litwak before Friday,
282
00:17:51,194 --> 00:17:54,129
he'll fix your game, everything
goes back to the way it was!
283
00:17:54,263 --> 00:17:55,321
Happily ever after!
284
00:17:55,331 --> 00:18:00,064
This is a shockingly sound, well thought-out
idea for you, Ralph, no offense.
285
00:18:00,069 --> 00:18:02,037
I know, and none taken.
286
00:18:02,071 --> 00:18:08,169
Here it comes! Ladies and gentlemen, boy
and girls, I give you the internet!
287
00:18:11,314 --> 00:18:16,047
The internet is not nearly as
impressive as how Sonic described it.
288
00:18:16,085 --> 00:18:18,178
I gotta admit, I'm underwhelmed.
289
00:18:18,187 --> 00:18:21,179
Where do you think they keep their eBay?
- Beats me.
290
00:18:21,190 --> 00:18:25,092
Hello? Anybody here?
- Anyone, hello?
291
00:18:25,127 --> 00:18:28,290
We're looking for eBay!
- You hear that, kid?
292
00:18:28,297 --> 00:18:31,164
Sweet echo!
Check this out.
293
00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,073
Okay. Connect to network.
294
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:46,282
Bingo. Password is "highscore",
with a zero instead of O.
295
00:18:46,282 --> 00:18:51,151
Yes, and we are online.
296
00:19:01,297 --> 00:19:03,162
Ralph, look!
297
00:19:09,138 --> 00:19:13,074
That's a gremlin! Stay away, it's a
gremlin! - It looks like a tiny Mr. Litwak!
298
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:21,114
Cool! Come on, Ralph, let's follow him!
- Hey, wait for me!
299
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:22,242
Kid, come back! Wait!
300
00:19:26,355 --> 00:19:28,255
Vanellope!
301
00:19:52,315 --> 00:19:54,112
Kid!
302
00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:58,052
Ralph, isn't this great?
- No, it is not!
303
00:20:40,696 --> 00:20:43,665
Sweet mother of monkey milk!
304
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,633
Kid, I don't think we're
in Litwak's anymore.
305
00:20:47,636 --> 00:20:52,664
We certainly are not, friendo.
We are in the internet!
306
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:53,732
Come on, Ralph!
307
00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:05,679
Holy cow! Look at
all this stuff!
308
00:21:06,655 --> 00:21:10,614
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
309
00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:15,656
But it's so big. It goes
on forever and ever.
310
00:21:15,664 --> 00:21:19,566
How are we possibly gonna find
eBay out there, Ralph?
311
00:21:19,601 --> 00:21:22,627
Kid! Kid. Don't worry! I'm
sure there's someone out here
312
00:21:22,638 --> 00:21:24,030
who could give us directions.
313
00:21:24,606 --> 00:21:25,732
Look at there, at that guy!
314
00:21:25,741 --> 00:21:27,800
He's got one of those hats
that smart people wear.
315
00:21:27,809 --> 00:21:29,777
I bet he could help us. Come on!
316
00:21:29,801 --> 00:21:31,301
Welcome back to the searchbar, madam.
317
00:21:31,425 --> 00:21:34,325
I hope you are able to find a
satisfactory breakfast burrito
318
00:21:34,349 --> 00:21:37,049
based upon the search results
I have provided this morning.
319
00:21:37,573 --> 00:21:39,673
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
320
00:21:39,897 --> 00:21:42,397
Where can I find ballet-
321
00:21:42,421 --> 00:21:44,546
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico? Ba-
322
00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:46,447
Tights. Girl, size small.
323
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:49,671
Oh, little madam is
trying ballet now, I see.
324
00:21:49,695 --> 00:21:51,895
I hope this last longer
than the soccer phase.
325
00:21:55,237 --> 00:21:58,010
I found 23 million results
for ballet tights,
326
00:21:58,035 --> 00:22:00,961
girl, size small. Isn't
that interesting!
327
00:22:02,085 --> 00:22:04,785
Redirecting to "DesmondsTutus.com".
328
00:22:05,609 --> 00:22:06,709
They never say "thank you".
329
00:22:06,778 --> 00:22:11,511
Oh, hello, sir. Interesting, you
don't seem to have a search history.
330
00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:12,710
Let's start one for you.
331
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:14,685
What can KnowsMore help you find today?
- Umm-
332
00:22:14,686 --> 00:22:16,586
Umbrella? Umbridge? Umami? Uma Thurman?
- No.
333
00:22:16,621 --> 00:22:19,522
Noah's Ark? No Doubt? Nordstrom Rack?
334
00:22:19,558 --> 00:22:20,474
Err-
335
00:22:20,499 --> 00:22:23,246
Ergonomics? Urban Outfitters?
Urkel, played by Jaleel White?
336
00:22:23,926 --> 00:22:26,292
Looks like no-one put Humpty
Dumpty together again.
337
00:22:26,317 --> 00:22:27,794
This guy's a little soft-boiled.
338
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:30,822
I'm pretty sure he's just trying
to guess what you're gonna say.
339
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:34,826
Yes. I'm sorry, but my AutoFill's
a touch aggressive, today.
340
00:22:34,837 --> 00:22:36,634
Let me try.
341
00:22:36,673 --> 00:22:38,732
eBay Sugar Rush steering wheel!
342
00:22:41,644 --> 00:22:43,839
Oh. I only found one result for your query!
343
00:22:43,846 --> 00:22:45,871
Hmm. Isn't that interesting!
344
00:22:46,849 --> 00:22:50,717
What? How did you-?
- Ah, the Internet's very intuitive.
345
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:54,622
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore!
- Well, you're welcome.
346
00:23:32,829 --> 00:23:36,731
Guess we know where to go if we
ever need a pair of goggles.
347
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:38,701
There's a whole
building full of 'em!
348
00:23:38,735 --> 00:23:40,896
Look, there it is! eBay!
349
00:23:48,811 --> 00:23:51,871
Ralph, we're really gonna do it.
We're actually gonna save my game!
350
00:23:51,914 --> 00:23:55,645
Told you not to worry. We just
gotta keep our eyes on the prize
351
00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:56,845
and stay focused.
352
00:23:56,886 --> 00:23:58,877
Get rid of belly fat using
this one weird trick!
353
00:23:58,921 --> 00:24:00,821
I love weird tricks!
354
00:24:01,123 --> 00:24:03,091
Sassy housewives
want to meet you!
355
00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:05,150
Congratulations, you're a winner!
- Really?
356
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:07,865
These 10 child stars went to prison!
Number 6 will amaze you!
357
00:24:07,890 --> 00:24:09,028
- That sounds interesting.
358
00:24:09,065 --> 00:24:12,125
Want to get rich playing video games?
Click here to find out how!
359
00:24:12,134 --> 00:24:15,035
Ralph, come on!
- There's a lot of cool stuff here!
360
00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,130
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother!
361
00:24:17,173 --> 00:24:20,040
How about you, lady?
Want to get rich playing video games?
362
00:24:24,180 --> 00:24:26,114
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up,
363
00:24:26,115 --> 00:24:30,108
a black velvet painting of a sorrowful
kitten, bidding starts at 49.99...
364
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,144
The beaver, the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...
365
00:24:32,188 --> 00:24:36,181
...19367, a gently
used artificial hip.
366
00:24:42,098 --> 00:24:43,998
...going once, going
twice, and sold!
367
00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:46,194
A tortilla chip shaped like
international superstar, Beyonce
368
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:49,204
Knowles for 400.
- Yay! So happy!
369
00:24:49,205 --> 00:24:52,038
Are you understanding
how this game works?
370
00:24:52,041 --> 00:24:54,009
I think all you have
to do is, like, yell out
371
00:24:54,009 --> 00:24:56,978
the biggest number and
then you win this stuff?
372
00:24:57,012 --> 00:24:59,105
And I thought Q*bert's
game was weird.
373
00:24:59,148 --> 00:25:03,016
Hey, kid, hop up here and see if you could
tell where they keep their steering wheels.
374
00:25:03,052 --> 00:25:07,128
There's a bunch of, like,
sports member-abilia,
375
00:25:07,153 --> 00:25:10,015
big baby clothes
called lingerie?
376
00:25:10,025 --> 00:25:11,185
Go to the right.
Move right.
377
00:25:11,227 --> 00:25:14,162
Oh, there's a row with a bunch
of old video game junk.
378
00:25:14,163 --> 00:25:16,188
Oh, there it is! There
it is, I see it!
379
00:25:16,232 --> 00:25:19,698
There's someone else trying to win it!
Come on, hurry, let's go!
380
00:25:19,702 --> 00:25:22,471
We got 275, and with 30
seconds left in the auction,
381
00:25:22,472 --> 00:25:25,600
we have 275.
- Get out of the way!
382
00:25:25,642 --> 00:25:27,194
I'll give you three-
- I got 3. Can you
383
00:25:27,219 --> 00:25:28,668
give a 305? 305? Can
you give a 3-5?
384
00:25:28,678 --> 00:25:29,395
305.
385
00:25:29,420 --> 00:25:31,545
- 305. Give me a 310. Give me a 310.
- 310.
386
00:25:31,581 --> 00:25:33,412
315.
- 320!
387
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,644
325.
- Oh, man, this guy is good!
388
00:25:35,652 --> 00:25:37,815
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing!
389
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,554
- I hear 3 and a
quarter, do I hear 350?
390
00:25:39,555 --> 00:25:41,455
350?
- Watch this.
391
00:25:41,491 --> 00:25:42,549
1,000!
392
00:25:42,592 --> 00:25:46,460
1,000! Now we have a bid of 1,000!
- Way to go, kid!
393
00:25:46,462 --> 00:25:48,521
That is a huge number!
- Thank you.
394
00:25:48,564 --> 00:25:50,623
Check this out. 15,000!
- 15,000?
395
00:25:50,633 --> 00:25:53,500
Do I hear 15,500?
396
00:25:53,536 --> 00:25:55,595
15,500!
- 16,000!
397
00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:56,627
17,000!
- 18,000!
398
00:25:56,673 --> 00:25:58,573
20,000!
- 23,000!
399
00:25:58,608 --> 00:25:59,597
25,000!
- 27,000!
400
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,352
27,001!
401
00:26:01,377 --> 00:26:06,480
- And sold! For 27,001 to the barefoot
hobo in the broken overalls!
402
00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:08,473
That's me!
- We won!
403
00:26:08,518 --> 00:26:11,715
Congratulations! Here's your voucher
for auction item 197324579.
404
00:26:11,721 --> 00:26:14,485
Please take it to checkout for processing.
405
00:26:14,624 --> 00:26:18,560
So, we are sent to ship one
Sugar Rush steering wheel
406
00:26:18,561 --> 00:26:21,488
to a Litwak's Family Fun Land
in Los Alamitios, California?
407
00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:22,463
- Yeah.
408
00:26:22,465 --> 00:26:25,559
With expedited shipping, that
should arrive, Wednesday morning.
409
00:26:25,601 --> 00:26:28,593
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game!
410
00:26:28,604 --> 00:26:31,505
We're way ahead of schedule!
- We rule!
411
00:26:31,507 --> 00:26:33,441
I'll just need a
credit card number.
412
00:26:33,476 --> 00:26:37,606
Sorry, what's a credi- a crehi car huher?
- A credit, card, number.
413
00:26:37,613 --> 00:26:39,478
Number. Right.
414
00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,574
Uh, 7.
- Excuse me?
415
00:26:41,584 --> 00:26:42,608
Sorry. No, you're right.
416
00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:47,145
Ridiculous. I meant 11.
- Those aren't credit card numbers.
417
00:26:47,156 --> 00:26:48,145
I'm pretty sure they are.
418
00:26:48,190 --> 00:26:50,954
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
419
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,986
You owe $27,001.
- Wha?
420
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:57,988
Dollars? Dollars, like, money?
- Yes.
421
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,197
And if you don't have a credit card,
we also accept PayPal, Verifone,
422
00:27:01,237 --> 00:27:04,001
ProPay, SquareCash, and BuzzzBucks.
423
00:27:05,107 --> 00:27:06,972
You're gonna laugh.
424
00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:12,664
So, this big galoot, he
left his wallet at home.
425
00:27:12,689 --> 00:27:14,149
- Yeah. Yeah.
426
00:27:14,149 --> 00:27:17,141
I did leave my wallet at home in my
wallet room, and the door's locked.
427
00:27:19,021 --> 00:27:23,981
If you don't pay within 24 hours, you will
be in violation of the unpaid item policy.
428
00:27:23,993 --> 00:27:26,018
You will forfeit the bid and
you will lose this item.
429
00:27:26,028 --> 00:27:27,086
Next!
430
00:27:29,098 --> 00:27:32,124
Hey, buddy, you goin' to eBoy?
Well, I got some free advice for you.
431
00:27:32,134 --> 00:27:34,932
Don't! What a scam!
432
00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:41,006
The signs aren't even real!
433
00:27:45,180 --> 00:27:47,148
What the heck?
434
00:27:47,149 --> 00:27:48,946
Dang, internet!
435
00:27:54,957 --> 00:27:57,084
Hey, kid, what's wrong?
436
00:27:57,126 --> 00:28:00,118
If I don't have the steering wheel, I
don't have the game! I'm game-less!
437
00:28:00,129 --> 00:28:05,066
There's only one steering wheel on the
whole internet, and we blew our chance
438
00:28:05,067 --> 00:28:08,127
to get it!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down.
439
00:28:08,137 --> 00:28:10,037
We came here to save your game
440
00:28:10,072 --> 00:28:12,973
and that's what we're gonna do.
- Okay.
441
00:28:12,975 --> 00:28:14,135
Okay?
- Yeah.
442
00:28:15,177 --> 00:28:19,136
There you go. Now, look, all we gotta do
443
00:28:19,181 --> 00:28:22,082
is figure out a way to earn
a little bit of moolah!
444
00:28:22,084 --> 00:28:25,918
We're video game characters, Ralph!
We don't have moolah.
445
00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,946
Unless you can think
of some magical way to
446
00:28:28,991 --> 00:28:30,959
get rich playing video games.
447
00:28:33,162 --> 00:28:35,153
Wanna get rich playing video games?
448
00:28:35,197 --> 00:28:38,132
Click right here to find out how!
- Back off, robber.
449
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,163
It's right this way.
- Dang pop-up blockers!
450
00:28:42,204 --> 00:28:45,002
Why does everybody gotta be so mean?
- There he is!
451
00:28:45,007 --> 00:28:47,032
Oh, thank goodness you're still here!
452
00:28:47,076 --> 00:28:50,102
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make 27,001 dollars
453
00:28:50,112 --> 00:28:51,943
or she loses her game!
454
00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:54,949
Can you please tell us how to
get rich playing video games?
455
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:56,177
You bet!
456
00:28:56,185 --> 00:28:59,177
Click here and I'll
take you to my website!
457
00:29:02,191 --> 00:29:05,319
You got, uh, ample
carriage there, buster.
458
00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:06,992
Causing a little drag.
- Sorry.
459
00:29:07,029 --> 00:29:09,650
You're getting close to the edge.
- Huh?
460
00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:11,080
The edge! The edge!
461
00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,130
By the way, my name is J.P. Spamley.
462
00:29:16,138 --> 00:29:19,198
I'd like to welcome the both
of you to the Spamley family!
463
00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:26,947
Step into my parlor.
- This is your website?
464
00:29:26,982 --> 00:29:28,108
I know what you're thinking.
Not to worry
465
00:29:28,117 --> 00:29:31,177
because my antivirus guy
was just as clean as a-
466
00:29:33,989 --> 00:29:35,115
Oh, my gosh, that's
embarrassing.
467
00:29:35,157 --> 00:29:37,716
Anyway, I know it's a little mess.
Hey, Gord!
468
00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:42,062
But, I do have a system here, I really do.
If I could just find that. Gord!
469
00:29:42,131 --> 00:29:45,123
Just gotta find this list.
Oh! There you are.
470
00:29:45,134 --> 00:29:48,103
These guys are looking to get
rich playing video games.
471
00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:50,094
What do you- what do you
got for them, partner?
472
00:29:58,947 --> 00:30:00,005
Thank you.
473
00:30:00,182 --> 00:30:04,016
Fishwife's Amulet, Wizard Quest, 3 dollars.
474
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:08,113
Foxhole Hammer, Zombie Crusades, 5 dollars?
475
00:30:08,157 --> 00:30:11,962
Those there are some of your more
common-place low-dollar items.
476
00:30:11,987 --> 00:30:14,187
- Can you back up a
sec, Mr. Spamley?
477
00:30:14,196 --> 00:30:17,996
You're saying, if we find the Golden Cleats
478
00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:21,002
from Pro League Soccer, we find those
479
00:30:21,003 --> 00:30:23,034
and bring them back here
to you, and a human
480
00:30:23,059 --> 00:30:25,201
being in the real world
will pay us 15 dollars?
481
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,969
Yes, ma'am!
482
00:30:26,975 --> 00:30:29,136
Welcome to the exciting
world of loot hunting!
483
00:30:29,178 --> 00:30:32,011
Folks go into games,
they harvest the most coveted
484
00:30:32,014 --> 00:30:34,175
items, and they sell 'em on my web site
485
00:30:34,216 --> 00:30:36,207
to the highest bidder!
486
00:30:36,218 --> 00:30:40,018
Okay, and here's the thing.
We need, like, a buttload of money.
487
00:30:40,022 --> 00:30:43,150
So do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
488
00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:45,974
Gord! Gord!
489
00:30:46,128 --> 00:30:47,993
Oh, there you are.
490
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:51,964
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
491
00:30:51,967 --> 00:30:54,993
Is $40,000 lucrative enough for ya?
492
00:30:55,070 --> 00:30:59,006
It's more than enough!
- Look, I got a guy in Des Moines, Iowa
493
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:02,101
who will pay 40 grand for Shank's Car
494
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,078
from a game called Slaughter Race.
495
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,080
A racing game?
- That's right.
496
00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:09,141
Slaughter Race is the most popular
online racing game out there.
497
00:31:09,151 --> 00:31:12,211
However, it's wicked dangerous.
- We ain't afraid of danger.
498
00:31:12,254 --> 00:31:14,883
This kid is the best
racer in the whole world!
499
00:31:14,908 --> 00:31:17,055
We'll get you that
car, no problem-o.
500
00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:19,979
Slaughter Race! Enter
at your own risk!
501
00:31:28,203 --> 00:31:31,070
This game is kind of amazing!
502
00:31:32,241 --> 00:31:35,142
The attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
503
00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:39,175
I don't think I've ever been
in a game with smog before.
504
00:31:41,049 --> 00:31:43,074
Nice kitty!
Nice kitty!
505
00:31:47,189 --> 00:31:49,987
Let's just find Shank's
car and get out of here.
506
00:31:50,012 --> 00:31:50,944
- Agreed.
507
00:31:57,032 --> 00:31:59,000
Look! There it is!
508
00:31:59,001 --> 00:32:01,026
That car is gorgeous!
509
00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:03,162
No wonder it's worth so much.
510
00:32:05,107 --> 00:32:08,975
Shocker! Players.
They beat us to it.
511
00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:13,971
31 hours of continuous gameplay,
and we finally found Shank's car.
512
00:32:14,016 --> 00:32:18,976
Let's jack this ride.
- Oh yeah, DirtySocks. It's on.
513
00:32:18,987 --> 00:32:23,083
Jimmy! You're not playing that
horrible video game, are you?
514
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:25,958
No, grandma! I'm doing my homework!
515
00:32:25,961 --> 00:32:28,953
Okay. Like I said,
let's jack this ride.
516
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:42,040
While the cat goes away,
these mice try to play.
517
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:48,949
I think that might be Shank.
- Listen up, mice.
518
00:32:48,984 --> 00:32:52,044
Anyone who tries to
play with this cat ride
519
00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:55,922
is gonna get got!
- You're going down, Shank.
520
00:32:56,024 --> 00:33:00,188
Pyro. Give those punks the works.
- With pleasure.
521
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:06,132
End of the road!
- Gosh dang it!
522
00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:08,068
Now I gotta start all over!
523
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,101
Ralph, maybe-
524
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:14,072
Where are you going?
- I, am scared.
525
00:33:14,076 --> 00:33:16,839
If we get burnt up in here, that's
it, we're dead, we're gone.
526
00:33:16,864 --> 00:33:18,945
So I think we should get
out of here right now.
527
00:33:18,981 --> 00:33:21,040
No, wait. I have an idea.
528
00:33:23,318 --> 00:33:26,378
Hey, Shank?
- What's up, Pyro?
529
00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:30,222
Do you reckon we're going a
bit too hard on the players?
530
00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:33,352
Honestly, no. I don't.
531
00:33:33,361 --> 00:33:39,459
Of course I have empathy for players
like DirtySocks537 and BabeRaham_Linkin.
532
00:33:39,501 --> 00:33:43,460
But if we just let them win,
where's the life lesson, you know?
533
00:33:44,272 --> 00:33:49,335
Yeah, but, to Pyro's point, I mean,
those players worked so hard to get
534
00:33:49,377 --> 00:33:51,345
here.
- I hear you, Felony,
535
00:33:51,379 --> 00:33:53,404
but imagine a game without challenges.
536
00:33:53,415 --> 00:33:56,475
The same predictable
thing every single time?
537
00:33:56,518 --> 00:33:58,486
Who wants that?
- Shank's right.
538
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:01,512
You know, I just saw a
really insightful TEDtalk,
539
00:34:01,537 --> 00:34:03,855
and I can't really remember
what the guy said,
540
00:34:03,891 --> 00:34:06,018
it was more about how it made me feel,
541
00:34:06,027 --> 00:34:11,897
but I think ultimately the point
was, I honor your choice, guys.
542
00:34:11,933 --> 00:34:15,767
And we honor yours, Butcher Boy.
- Thank you.
543
00:34:15,770 --> 00:34:18,239
Hey, Shank. Did you ever wonder what it
would be like if someone actually did
544
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,434
get your car?
- Well, I know one thing.
545
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,467
Whoever that is, will have
to be the best of the rest.
546
00:34:24,279 --> 00:34:25,439
What?
547
00:34:27,382 --> 00:34:30,317
Good day to you, madam.
- Who are you?
548
00:34:30,318 --> 00:34:33,412
I'm here from the, uh, Department of Noise.
549
00:34:33,936 --> 00:34:38,258
And, the thing is, we've been getting
some complaints down at HQ.
550
00:34:38,259 --> 00:34:39,819
Larry's the one who
takes the calls.
551
00:34:39,861 --> 00:34:43,227
Anyways, someone told Larry that we've
been hearing a lot of gun sounds...
552
00:34:47,302 --> 00:34:49,361
This is nice!
553
00:34:50,372 --> 00:34:52,465
Where have you been all my life?
554
00:34:53,274 --> 00:34:57,370
...so I came to check on things.
- I'm sorry, who did you say you were again?
555
00:34:57,412 --> 00:34:58,614
Oh, I'm... Larry?
556
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:01,395
Nah, you said Larry
took the calls.
557
00:35:08,490 --> 00:35:14,224
Good job, Larry!
- Yeah! Worked like a charm!
558
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:21,461
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
559
00:35:21,469 --> 00:35:23,334
And I need yours.
Sorry.
560
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:27,431
I'm just- I'm just gonna go.
561
00:35:30,278 --> 00:35:32,473
This is the worst
day of my life!
562
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:37,283
It's a shame we have to leave so soon.
This game is cool!
563
00:35:37,318 --> 00:35:39,445
Just get us out of here so we
can get this car to Spamley
564
00:35:39,454 --> 00:35:41,445
And get paid.
- No problem!
565
00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,353
Look at this guy coming in hot.
566
00:36:02,477 --> 00:36:06,436
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
567
00:36:10,318 --> 00:36:12,445
You still have value, Butcher Boy.
568
00:36:15,888 --> 00:36:19,756
Oh, no! It's that Shank lady!
She looks upset.
569
00:36:19,792 --> 00:36:21,851
Ah, don't worry, I will lose her.
570
00:36:31,971 --> 00:36:34,735
Kid, get back on the track or
I'm gonna lose my cookies!
571
00:36:34,773 --> 00:36:37,765
There is no track! I can drive anywhere!
572
00:36:51,890 --> 00:36:53,983
Kid, she's coming
up right behind us!
573
00:36:54,026 --> 00:36:55,789
Oh, hello!
574
00:36:55,828 --> 00:36:59,787
I believe you have something of mine?
- Yeah, come and get it!
575
00:37:14,980 --> 00:37:16,948
This girl can drive!
576
00:37:26,959 --> 00:37:29,985
Would you hurry up and lose her?
- I'm trying!
577
00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:32,964
Hang on, chumbo!
578
00:37:52,851 --> 00:37:55,517
Mother of Hubbard, this
lady can really drive!
579
00:37:55,755 --> 00:37:58,851
Kid, there's a fire! You see the fire
there? That's a dead end! Dead end!
580
00:37:58,852 --> 00:37:59,851
- Not for me!
581
00:37:59,859 --> 00:38:01,793
Bye-bye, Shanky!
582
00:38:04,463 --> 00:38:07,296
That's the stuff!
- Good job, kid!
583
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:12,293
I feel like me again!
One exit straight ahead!
584
00:38:29,522 --> 00:38:33,253
You're not gonna lose me that easy.
- How did you-
585
00:38:33,292 --> 00:38:36,261
You might wanna keep your eyes on the road.
- Kid!
586
00:38:43,536 --> 00:38:47,302
Department of Noise.
Get out of my car!
587
00:38:47,306 --> 00:38:50,332
What are we gonna do?
- You just stay put. Don't panic.
588
00:38:50,376 --> 00:38:52,469
I'm gonna talk to her.
- Ralph, be careful.
589
00:38:52,511 --> 00:38:56,242
It's fine. This is
what heroes do.
590
00:38:59,318 --> 00:39:01,343
I'm stuck!
591
00:39:03,256 --> 00:39:06,487
This car is not
designed for a big boy.
592
00:39:06,525 --> 00:39:10,256
You guys really thought you
could just steal my car?
593
00:39:10,296 --> 00:39:11,891
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
594
00:39:11,916 --> 00:39:12,423
- No, wait!
595
00:39:12,431 --> 00:39:15,423
Listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
596
00:39:15,468 --> 00:39:18,369
My friend here, she's
a candy cart racer.
597
00:39:18,404 --> 00:39:21,271
You should see her racing
on her sweet little track
598
00:39:21,274 --> 00:39:23,401
in her cookie wafer
cart we built together.
599
00:39:24,477 --> 00:39:30,473
The thing is, her perfect little game
broke and it was- it was my fault!
600
00:39:30,483 --> 00:39:33,334
So, we are here to try to fix
it and we need money to do
601
00:39:33,359 --> 00:39:36,285
that and someone was gonna pay
us money to steal your car-
602
00:39:36,322 --> 00:39:39,348
Okay, okay. You can stop crying.
603
00:39:39,392 --> 00:39:43,260
Though I do respect your wonderful
display of vulnerability.
604
00:39:43,262 --> 00:39:44,752
Thank you.
605
00:39:44,777 --> 00:39:49,223
I get it. I do. Friendship
is everything to us, too.
606
00:39:49,268 --> 00:39:50,257
Right, guys?
- Right.
607
00:39:50,303 --> 00:39:52,533
We're like family.
- That's really great.
608
00:39:52,538 --> 00:39:56,372
So does this mean we can keep your car?
- Absolutely not.
609
00:39:56,375 --> 00:39:59,435
But I do wanna help.
Hey, you got your phone on you?
610
00:39:59,445 --> 00:40:01,340
You know it!
- Let's make a video.
611
00:40:01,365 --> 00:40:03,506
Pyro! Hit big boy
with the blowing gun.
612
00:40:03,549 --> 00:40:06,245
I'd love to.
- Wait, what's a blowing-
613
00:40:08,454 --> 00:40:11,321
Say something. First thing
that comes to your mind.
614
00:40:11,345 --> 00:40:13,345
I'm gonna wreck it!
615
00:40:14,293 --> 00:40:17,228
Good! Alright. Turn it off.
616
00:40:19,298 --> 00:40:21,459
What the heck did you do that for?
- Yeah.
617
00:40:21,467 --> 00:40:24,334
There are much better ways to
make money on the internet
618
00:40:24,370 --> 00:40:29,273
than stealing cars, such as,
becoming a BuzzzTube star.
619
00:40:29,275 --> 00:40:31,334
Am I supposed to
know what that is?
620
00:40:31,344 --> 00:40:33,335
Come on, now, everybody
knows BuzzzTube!
621
00:40:33,379 --> 00:40:37,338
It's the video sharing site.
- I'm just starting your account.
622
00:40:37,383 --> 00:40:39,351
Alright, there you go.
623
00:40:39,352 --> 00:40:43,288
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
624
00:40:43,322 --> 00:40:47,224
A friend of mine, chick named Yesss,
she's the head algorithm over there.
625
00:40:47,259 --> 00:40:49,420
Tell her I sent you.
Yesss will hook you up.
626
00:40:49,462 --> 00:40:54,331
Wow, that's very nice of you.
- Not sure if "nice" is a right word.
627
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:57,427
Thank you.
- I should be thanking you, little sister.
628
00:40:57,436 --> 00:41:01,497
That race was fun.
- Oh. Well, uh, thank you again.
629
00:41:03,342 --> 00:41:07,506
Shank, what moves did you do to
get through that tunnel of fire?
630
00:41:07,546 --> 00:41:10,481
Was it a power drift
into a drift jump, maybe?
631
00:41:10,483 --> 00:41:12,383
Maybe.
632
00:41:12,385 --> 00:41:15,354
If you ever want to come back
for a rematch, I'd be happy
633
00:41:15,388 --> 00:41:18,255
to kick your butt again. See ya.
634
00:41:32,471 --> 00:41:34,462
Whoa.
- Show-off.
635
00:41:36,375 --> 00:41:39,503
That place was scary.
- I know, it was so exciting!
636
00:41:40,045 --> 00:41:41,941
No, exciting is when you smile.
637
00:41:42,448 --> 00:41:43,676
Scary is when you
clench your butt.
638
00:41:43,782 --> 00:41:45,750
And my butt is still clenched.
639
00:41:45,184 --> 00:41:47,831
Oh, come on, are you honestly
telling me that Shank
640
00:41:47,856 --> 00:41:50,145
lady wasn't the coolest
person you ever met?
641
00:41:50,456 --> 00:41:53,289
Cool? Name one cool
thing about her.
642
00:41:53,292 --> 00:41:56,261
Let's see. She looks cool, she
talks cool, she drives cool,
643
00:41:56,262 --> 00:41:58,355
her hair is cool, her car is cool.
- Wait a minute.
644
00:41:58,364 --> 00:42:01,299
You're saying my hair's uncool?
- What? No.
645
00:42:01,333 --> 00:42:03,426
I'm just saying the game was next level.
646
00:42:03,469 --> 00:42:06,404
There's no one telling you
what to do, where to go.
647
00:42:06,405 --> 00:42:11,274
Hey, just where do you thing you're going?
- To BuzzzTube. It's this way.
648
00:42:11,310 --> 00:42:13,471
No, no, no, no, no, we're
going back to Spamley's.
649
00:42:13,479 --> 00:42:15,413
He can give us some
easier loot to find.
650
00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:18,247
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
651
00:42:18,284 --> 00:42:20,857
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
652
00:42:20,882 --> 00:42:21,739
- Well I do.
653
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:24,250
Well I-
- Hello, mister!
654
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,369
Who are you?
- I'm your friendly eBay alert messenger.
655
00:42:27,393 --> 00:42:29,258
An actual eBoy.
656
00:42:29,261 --> 00:42:32,287
Just here to let you know
your bid expires in 8 hours.
657
00:42:32,298 --> 00:42:35,358
8 hours? Okay, thanks, eBoy.
658
00:42:35,367 --> 00:42:36,527
You got it, Jackson.
659
00:42:37,369 --> 00:42:42,500
Chumbo, if we nickel and dime it
with Spamley, it will take 20 years
660
00:42:42,508 --> 00:42:45,272
to make enough money
to buy the wheel.
661
00:42:45,277 --> 00:42:48,405
Alright. Fine, we'll do it your
way but I'm telling you right
662
00:42:48,447 --> 00:42:51,280
now that BuzzzTube place
is a terrible idea.
663
00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:01,521
There are all kinds of videos in here.
664
00:43:01,527 --> 00:43:04,394
Yeah, like beavers and cats.
665
00:43:04,430 --> 00:43:06,364
Look! There's you!
666
00:43:10,402 --> 00:43:13,394
Wonder why those little guys are
giving your video all those hearts?
667
00:43:13,405 --> 00:43:15,373
Obviously, they love me.
668
00:43:15,374 --> 00:43:17,308
I told you this place
was a good idea.
669
00:43:17,343 --> 00:43:19,368
Yeah, I'm sure you did, doof.
670
00:43:19,378 --> 00:43:22,279
Now, who were we supposed to
see about getting paid again?
671
00:43:22,281 --> 00:43:25,216
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.
672
00:43:25,251 --> 00:43:29,347
No. No. No. Uninspiring.
673
00:43:29,355 --> 00:43:30,344
Cliché.
674
00:43:30,389 --> 00:43:32,380
YouTube's got this one.
675
00:43:32,391 --> 00:43:37,294
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
- Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
676
00:43:37,329 --> 00:43:39,354
but it's a daddy.
- No!
677
00:43:39,365 --> 00:43:43,301
Heyyo! Are you the head of Algor?
678
00:43:43,335 --> 00:43:48,363
I am the head algorithm of BuzzzTube,
which means I curate the content
679
00:43:48,374 --> 00:43:51,366
at the internet's most
popular video sharing site,
680
00:43:51,410 --> 00:43:54,626
which means I don't have time
to trifle with every shoeless,
681
00:43:54,651 --> 00:43:57,315
mouth-breathing hobo that
trundles into my office!
682
00:43:57,316 --> 00:43:58,819
Call security, Maybe.
683
00:43:58,844 --> 00:44:02,277
- Yes, but Yesss, this
is the leaf blower guy.
684
00:44:02,854 --> 00:44:05,118
Who?
- The man with undulating jaws?
685
00:44:05,123 --> 00:44:08,991
So?
- His video has 1.3 million hearts.
686
00:44:11,897 --> 00:44:15,025
Why didn't you tell me I was
in the presence of a genius?
687
00:44:15,033 --> 00:44:16,933
Grab him a drink.
688
00:44:16,968 --> 00:44:19,937
Yeah, this lady named Shank,
she actually made the video.
689
00:44:19,971 --> 00:44:24,067
She's the one who told us to come see you.
- No wonder your video's so dope.
690
00:44:24,075 --> 00:44:26,976
Shank is for real cool.
- Right?
691
00:44:26,978 --> 00:44:30,914
She is not. I'm the cool
one, getting all the hearts.
692
00:44:30,916 --> 00:44:33,976
That's right, you big baby.
693
00:44:34,853 --> 00:44:38,016
What did you say your name was?
- Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.
694
00:44:38,056 --> 00:44:43,084
Well, Wreck-lt Ralph, you are trending!
And these are for you.
695
00:44:43,094 --> 00:44:50,934
Hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts, hearts!
696
00:44:50,937 --> 00:44:55,067
Not to buzzcoat the lovefest
you guys got going on here,
697
00:44:55,107 --> 00:45:00,841
but Shank kinda told us that viral
videos can make, like, actual money?
698
00:45:00,846 --> 00:45:04,642
Hearts are money, honey. Your Buzzzy
account converts hearts into dollars.
699
00:45:04,767 --> 00:45:05,531
Kaching!
700
00:45:05,952 --> 00:45:07,886
$43,000?
701
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,913
Kid, we only needed $27,001. We're done!
- Oh, no, no, no.
702
00:45:11,924 --> 00:45:19,831
No. That's $43.
- 43? That's not even half of 27,001.
703
00:45:19,832 --> 00:45:22,960
We only have 8 hours
left to save my game.
704
00:45:23,002 --> 00:45:25,971
I hate to say it, but,
that ain't happening.
705
00:45:26,005 --> 00:45:29,065
Your video's tapped out.
- But I thought I was "trenching".
706
00:45:29,075 --> 00:45:30,064
"Trending".
707
00:45:30,109 --> 00:45:32,839
You were, but that
was 15 seconds ago.
708
00:45:32,845 --> 00:45:34,073
Now, you're not.
709
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:36,105
Thanks for stopping by, though.
710
00:45:38,117 --> 00:45:39,648
What we gonna do, kid?
711
00:45:39,673 --> 00:45:42,850
- Alright, pal, I have an idea.
Hear me out.
712
00:45:42,888 --> 00:45:45,948
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race,
713
00:45:45,992 --> 00:45:49,086
and I ask Shank-
- No, no, no.
714
00:45:49,095 --> 00:45:50,995
We're not going back to that death trap.
715
00:45:51,030 --> 00:45:53,863
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos of me
716
00:45:53,866 --> 00:45:55,993
doing all kinds of crazy things?
717
00:45:56,035 --> 00:45:57,900
You mean saturate the market?
718
00:45:57,903 --> 00:46:00,838
That could give you a
lot of hearts fast.
719
00:46:00,873 --> 00:46:04,036
Have you thought this through at all? What
do you plan on even doing in these videos?
720
00:46:04,043 --> 00:46:07,877
I'll just copy whatever's popular.
- Genius!
721
00:46:07,913 --> 00:46:09,847
Yo, Maybe, what's trending now?
722
00:46:09,849 --> 00:46:11,077
Let's have a looky-looky.
723
00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:13,881
As usual, human
suffering is number 1.
724
00:46:13,919 --> 00:46:16,854
Followed by hot pepper
eating challenges,
725
00:46:16,856 --> 00:46:17,948
video game walkthroughs,
726
00:46:17,990 --> 00:46:19,890
screaming goats are back,
727
00:46:19,892 --> 00:46:22,884
unboxings, cooking
demos, makeup tutorials,
728
00:46:22,895 --> 00:46:25,864
and lastly, bee puns.
729
00:46:26,388 --> 00:46:28,988
Let's "bee" friends!
730
00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:33,134
Two weeks in a row, guys.
That's a fortnight of bee puns.
731
00:46:33,139 --> 00:46:35,004
He won't be doing any bee puns.
732
00:46:35,007 --> 00:46:39,034
They're beneath you.
- Oh, I'm doing the bee pun. Yes I am!
733
00:46:39,045 --> 00:46:42,014
And I'll be eating a hot pepper,
and I'll put on a makeup,
734
00:46:42,014 --> 00:46:44,983
whatever else it takes
cause kid, we came here
735
00:46:45,017 --> 00:46:47,884
to save your game,
and we're gonna do it!
736
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:51,856
I love it! That is what
the internet was made for!
737
00:46:51,857 --> 00:46:52,915
Now, let's get to work!
738
00:47:10,811 --> 00:47:14,804
Yo, McNeely, you remember Wreck-lt Ralph?
- That bad guy from the old video game?
739
00:47:15,048 --> 00:47:18,916
Yeah, exactly. I'm gonna send you a
super random video. Check it out, dude.
740
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:35,026
Hey, everybody. Welcome to Up to the
Meme-it. I'm your host, Dani Fernandez.
741
00:47:35,068 --> 00:47:37,036
Nobody knows who's making them,
742
00:47:37,070 --> 00:47:41,097
but the whole world is going bonkers
over a series of truly bizarre videos
743
00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:43,975
starring 80s era bad guy, Wreck-lt Ralph.
744
00:47:44,010 --> 00:47:47,036
Check out what everyone's buzzing
about over at BuzzzTube.com.
745
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,039
Hey, guys. Wreck-lt Ralph
here with the ghost pepper challenge.
746
00:47:51,051 --> 00:47:53,884
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.
747
00:47:54,020 --> 00:47:55,851
It's not so-
748
00:47:55,889 --> 00:47:57,447
It's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!
749
00:47:57,858 --> 00:48:00,918
Yo, McNeely. Another one just dropped.
Check it out, dude.
750
00:48:00,927 --> 00:48:02,918
Where are these
things coming from?
751
00:48:02,963 --> 00:48:04,988
Hey, Josie? Have you seen
the pepper challenge?
752
00:48:04,998 --> 00:48:08,024
Not yet, I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.
753
00:48:08,068 --> 00:48:10,002
It's disgusting!
754
00:48:10,937 --> 00:48:14,100
...just wanna blend that
out there, like this.
755
00:48:14,107 --> 00:48:18,043
And that, my friend, is how you
achieve the perfect cat eye.
756
00:48:18,946 --> 00:48:22,037
Start with the "hootenanny",
shift it into a "floss",
757
00:48:22,048 --> 00:48:25,916
and then finish with a "hot marat".
758
00:48:26,887 --> 00:48:31,119
...I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend.
759
00:48:31,124 --> 00:48:35,026
Everybody needs a friend.
760
00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:41,027
...sleeping under his ears.
761
00:48:41,902 --> 00:48:46,896
...and we've been baking at about
950 degrees now for 6 hours, so,
762
00:48:46,907 --> 00:48:48,675
it should be ready.
763
00:48:48,710 --> 00:48:50,701
Voila! Burnt pie!
764
00:48:50,745 --> 00:48:52,576
Let's get a little whiff of this-
765
00:48:52,580 --> 00:48:54,707
My hair, my hair, my hair!
766
00:48:55,749 --> 00:49:00,584
This man is on fire! Literal
and figurative fire!
767
00:49:00,621 --> 00:49:03,556
But he still needs 200 million
hearts in the next 5 hours
768
00:49:03,557 --> 00:49:05,752
or this beautiful
child loses her game!
769
00:49:05,792 --> 00:49:08,556
That's why I'm onto phase 2!
770
00:49:08,562 --> 00:49:12,692
You! My elite pop-up army, I
need you out there popping up
771
00:49:12,733 --> 00:49:14,758
and getting click all
over the internet.
772
00:49:14,801 --> 00:49:18,567
I'm talking Tumblr, Instagram, Mashable!
773
00:49:18,605 --> 00:49:21,802
Be my Pied Pipers, and lead that
beautiful traffics of buzz, too,
774
00:49:22,308 --> 00:49:25,209
because Wreck-It Ralph needs his hearts!
775
00:49:29,149 --> 00:49:31,208
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, you, you!
776
00:49:31,217 --> 00:49:34,277
You don't want to miss this!
It's the latest Wreck-It Ralph video!
777
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,083
Click it!
Click it!
778
00:49:48,201 --> 00:49:51,136
Man, oh, man, that looks so fun!
779
00:49:51,137 --> 00:49:52,263
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
780
00:49:52,305 --> 00:49:55,138
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggresive?
781
00:49:55,141 --> 00:50:01,046
I don't know. Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I? Can I?
782
00:50:01,081 --> 00:50:02,275
Oh, yes. You're perfect!
783
00:50:02,315 --> 00:50:04,215
Here!
- Thank you.
784
00:50:04,217 --> 00:50:07,311
If you're going, I wanna go.
- No, baby. You gotta stay here
785
00:50:07,353 --> 00:50:10,220
and be my movie star.
- What? No, no, no, no.
786
00:50:10,223 --> 00:50:12,248
Me and the kid are
like shoes and socks.
787
00:50:12,292 --> 00:50:14,089
Or peanut butter and bacon.
788
00:50:14,094 --> 00:50:16,085
One cannot exist without the other.
789
00:50:16,129 --> 00:50:18,188
Go on, kid. Tell her.
- It's true.
790
00:50:18,198 --> 00:50:21,224
In fact, it's so true
that we will be
791
00:50:21,267 --> 00:50:23,258
fine if we're apart for a minute.
- B-but-
792
00:50:23,303 --> 00:50:26,170
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.
793
00:50:26,172 --> 00:50:29,266
I just wanna get out there and be useful.
- Without me?
794
00:50:29,309 --> 00:50:31,277
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid!
795
00:50:31,277 --> 00:50:34,110
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?
796
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,114
I'm bigger.
- Don't be insecure, big fella.
797
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:40,109
She's not gonna get
lost, I promise.
798
00:50:40,153 --> 00:50:43,213
She'll be in my
personal web browser.
799
00:50:43,323 --> 00:50:46,156
And your app comes with BuzzzFace,
800
00:50:46,159 --> 00:50:48,403
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the internet.
801
00:50:48,428 --> 00:50:49,151
- See?
802
00:50:49,162 --> 00:50:53,064
I'll be fine.
- I know, I just-
803
00:50:56,069 --> 00:50:59,095
We haven't been apart in, like, 6 years.
804
00:50:59,139 --> 00:51:04,042
I'm going to miss you.
- You'll be fine, too.
805
00:51:04,077 --> 00:51:06,171
The more hearts you videos get,
806
00:51:06,292 --> 00:51:09,058
the faster we'll get the wheel,
and then we can go home.
807
00:51:09,082 --> 00:51:13,143
We'll be celebrating at Tappers
this time tomorrow, buddy.
808
00:51:13,153 --> 00:51:15,378
Yeah. I guess you're right.
809
00:51:16,256 --> 00:51:17,490
Bye!
810
00:51:18,215 --> 00:51:21,217
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy!
811
00:51:24,397 --> 00:51:27,147
So where exactly are
you sending her?
812
00:51:27,172 --> 00:51:29,098
- Well, since candy girl
comes from an arcade game,
813
00:51:29,102 --> 00:51:32,071
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.
814
00:51:32,272 --> 00:51:35,298
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
Those games are dangerous.
815
00:51:35,308 --> 00:51:37,173
And they rotten your brain.
816
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:41,136
Why don't we send her somewhere a little
more, totally different from that
817
00:51:41,147 --> 00:51:43,172
and nowhere near there?
818
00:51:43,216 --> 00:51:47,312
Let's see. Family-friendly
fan sites, that sounds safe.
819
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,185
And she is technically a princess,
820
00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:52,283
so how about this one here with
the sweet little pink castle?
821
00:51:52,325 --> 00:51:56,056
I love it! Okay, I'll
redirect our newest pop-up
822
00:51:56,062 --> 00:51:57,324
to "OhMyDisney.com"!
823
00:52:02,268 --> 00:52:06,068
Jeez-Louise, this place is bonkers!
824
00:52:17,183 --> 00:52:22,246
Oh, come on! Princesses and
cartoon characters? Lame.
825
00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:27,124
Hey. Easy there.
- Oh. I mean, no offense or anything.
826
00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:29,321
Time to get to work!
827
00:52:29,329 --> 00:52:31,297
...and for your final question,
828
00:52:31,331 --> 00:52:34,232
my friend would describe me as?
829
00:52:34,234 --> 00:52:38,193
Smart, funny, kind, or brave.
830
00:52:39,305 --> 00:52:41,136
Kind, I guess?
831
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:48,010
Based on your answers, your
princess BFF is, Snow White!
832
00:52:52,085 --> 00:52:56,249
Hey, wanna meet my BFF? It's Wreck-lt
Ralph. Click here to see his new video.
833
00:52:58,124 --> 00:52:59,182
Thank you!
834
00:53:00,059 --> 00:53:02,289
In Captain America: The First Avenger,
835
00:53:02,295 --> 00:53:05,093
Red Skull refers to
Yggdrasil, the World Tree,
836
00:53:05,098 --> 00:53:06,156
guardian of wisdom and faith.
837
00:53:06,199 --> 00:53:10,158
Are we to believe, sir, that you
are a descendant of that tree?
838
00:53:10,203 --> 00:53:14,196
I am Groot.
- Okay. Okay, thank you very much.
839
00:53:14,307 --> 00:53:18,073
What is Drax really like?
- I am Groot.
840
00:53:18,077 --> 00:53:21,171
Thank you.
- Are you a conifer or a fruit berry tree?
841
00:53:21,180 --> 00:53:25,014
Excuse me, I'll take this one.
He is Groot, I am Vanellope.
842
00:53:25,051 --> 00:53:27,042
Click here to meet
Wreck-It Ralph!
843
00:53:27,353 --> 00:53:30,117
This is almost too easy.
844
00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,183
You have a permit
for that pop-up?
845
00:53:33,192 --> 00:53:36,184
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.
846
00:53:37,263 --> 00:53:39,128
She's getting away!
847
00:53:42,101 --> 00:53:43,159
This way.
848
00:53:44,170 --> 00:53:46,035
Sorry, mister!
849
00:53:48,341 --> 00:53:52,209
Hey! Can't you read?
Cast members only!
850
00:53:53,246 --> 00:53:57,012
Think she went out this way. Come on.
- Roger that.
851
00:53:57,050 --> 00:53:58,436
Did you see a kid
coming through here?
852
00:53:58,461 --> 00:54:01,137
- Came running through
here like a headless hen.
853
00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:05,086
Any sign of her?
- No.
854
00:54:05,124 --> 00:54:09,026
Maybe she went out to the Airbud memorium.
- Come on, let's check it out.
855
00:54:16,234 --> 00:54:18,065
Hi.
856
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:23,298
Whoa, whoa, ladies, I can explain!
857
00:54:24,276 --> 00:54:27,109
See, um... I'm a princess, too!
- Wait. What?
858
00:54:27,112 --> 00:54:33,244
Yeah! Princess Vanellope von Schweetz of
the, uh... Sugar Rush von Schweetzes?
859
00:54:33,285 --> 00:54:35,082
I'm sure you've heard of us.
860
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,111
It'd be embarrassing for
you if you haven't.
861
00:54:38,190 --> 00:54:41,091
What kind of a princess are you?
- What kind?
862
00:54:41,126 --> 00:54:43,219
Do you have magic hair?
- No.
863
00:54:43,228 --> 00:54:45,093
Magic hands?
- No.
864
00:54:45,130 --> 00:54:47,064
Do animals talk to you?
- No.
865
00:54:47,099 --> 00:54:48,259
Were you poisoned?
- No!
866
00:54:48,266 --> 00:54:49,255
Cursed?
- No!
867
00:54:49,301 --> 00:54:52,099
Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No! Are you guys okay?
868
00:54:52,104 --> 00:54:53,036
Should I call the police?
869
00:54:53,071 --> 00:54:56,040
Then I have to assume you made a
deal with an underwater sea witch,
870
00:54:56,074 --> 00:54:59,134
where she took your voice in
exchange for a pair of human legs!
871
00:54:59,144 --> 00:55:01,203
No! Good Lord, who
would do that?
872
00:55:01,246 --> 00:55:04,044
Have you ever had true love's kiss?
- Eww, barf!
873
00:55:04,082 --> 00:55:07,051
Do you have daddy issues?
- I don't even have a mom.
874
00:55:07,052 --> 00:55:08,246
Neither do we!
875
00:55:08,286 --> 00:55:11,084
And now for the million
dollar question:
876
00:55:11,089 --> 00:55:13,284
Do people assume all
your problems got solved
877
00:55:13,325 --> 00:55:16,021
because a big strong man showed up?
878
00:55:16,061 --> 00:55:17,289
Yes! What is up with that?
879
00:55:17,329 --> 00:55:19,229
She is a Princess!
880
00:55:20,232 --> 00:55:23,292
Who made your gown? I've never
seen anything quite like it.
881
00:55:23,301 --> 00:55:27,169
Oh, this old thing?
- I'd so love to have one of my own.
882
00:55:27,172 --> 00:55:30,039
As would I.
- Me too!
883
00:55:30,042 --> 00:55:33,068
I want one too, you guys.
- I'll get my mice on this.
884
00:55:35,247 --> 00:55:38,216
So this is love.
885
00:55:38,216 --> 00:55:43,051
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the Queen of comfy.
886
00:55:44,156 --> 00:55:47,125
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world,
887
00:55:47,125 --> 00:55:49,184
I never thought I'd get to wear a real...
888
00:55:49,227 --> 00:55:51,092
What's it called again?
889
00:55:51,096 --> 00:55:53,064
Oh, yeah. A shirt.
890
00:55:58,103 --> 00:55:59,297
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Wait. What's going on?
891
00:56:00,072 --> 00:56:01,087
Uh, she's singing.
892
00:56:01,112 --> 00:56:04,133
- Yeah, but there was, like,
music and the spotlight and-
893
00:56:04,142 --> 00:56:07,009
Wait, you all saw it, too, right?
894
00:56:07,045 --> 00:56:10,071
That's what happens when a
princess sings about her dreams.
895
00:56:10,082 --> 00:56:13,210
Oh, that's never happened to
me, I mean, not even once.
896
00:56:13,251 --> 00:56:14,309
Why don't you give it a try?
897
00:56:14,319 --> 00:56:17,996
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.
898
00:56:18,021 --> 00:56:19,222
- Okay.
899
00:56:19,224 --> 00:56:22,022
Okay, uh, sure. I can do that.
Uh, let's see.
900
00:56:35,173 --> 00:56:37,266
Well, there's a lot
to unpack here.
901
00:56:37,309 --> 00:56:42,196
So, this steering wheel you
sing of, that's a metaphor?
902
00:56:42,421 --> 00:56:44,181
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
It's not a metaphor.
903
00:56:44,216 --> 00:56:46,241
It's just, I literally
want a steering wheel.
904
00:56:46,251 --> 00:56:49,127
I think the issue was I
was a little pitchy.
905
00:56:49,152 --> 00:56:50,278
- Maybe a little.
906
00:56:50,322 --> 00:56:56,056
But sometimes, your song can't start
until you go someplace
907
00:56:56,061 --> 00:56:58,256
to reflect.
- What works for some of us
908
00:56:58,263 --> 00:57:02,283
is finding a form of
water and staring at it.
909
00:57:03,008 --> 00:57:04,023
- What?
910
00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:06,303
Oh, yes. I like to stare
at a wishing well.
911
00:57:06,304 --> 00:57:08,067
I stare at the ocean.
912
00:57:08,073 --> 00:57:10,166
Horse trough.
- Soap bubbles.
913
00:57:10,175 --> 00:57:13,076
Wait, you're saying if I
just stare at some water-
914
00:57:13,111 --> 00:57:16,171
Ah. Important water.
- Right, of course,
915
00:57:16,214 --> 00:57:18,148
important water.
916
00:57:18,150 --> 00:57:21,142
I stare at the important
water, and somehow
917
00:57:21,186 --> 00:57:23,313
magically, I'll start
singing about my dream?
918
00:57:23,321 --> 00:57:25,186
For sure.
919
00:57:25,223 --> 00:57:28,283
Uh, yeah. I don't think
so, ladies, but thanks.
920
00:57:29,094 --> 00:57:31,062
Five minutes, Princesses.
921
00:57:31,062 --> 00:57:35,158
Another "Which Disney Princess are
you?" quiz starts in five minutes.
922
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,259
Okay, thank you.
923
00:57:38,170 --> 00:57:40,263
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.
924
00:57:40,272 --> 00:57:43,036
It was lovely to
meet you, Vanellope.
925
00:57:43,074 --> 00:57:45,099
And best of luck
finding your song.
926
00:57:53,151 --> 00:57:55,176
Uh-huh... What did she just say?
- We don't know.
927
00:57:55,187 --> 00:57:58,054
We can't understand her.
- She's from the other studio.
928
00:58:00,058 --> 00:58:04,154
Hi, everybody. Wreck-It Ralph here
with a little box I'm gonna open.
929
00:58:04,196 --> 00:58:06,187
Let's see what we got here.
930
00:58:06,198 --> 00:58:09,190
A Pancake Milkshake Fun Set.
931
00:58:09,234 --> 00:58:13,068
Got a little heft to it. Something's
wobbling around in there.
932
00:58:13,104 --> 00:58:15,299
Have we got the kitty or the bunny?
Let's open the-
933
00:58:17,142 --> 00:58:19,303
Open "sesabees"!
934
00:58:19,311 --> 00:58:21,176
Who would've guessed
that bee pun
935
00:58:21,213 --> 00:58:23,181
would be the thing to
put us over the top?
936
00:58:23,215 --> 00:58:25,274
That's the internet for you
937
00:58:25,283 --> 00:58:29,242
Alright. It is uploading.
- Hey, mister!
938
00:58:30,088 --> 00:58:32,181
Hi, eBoy.
- Just here to let you know
939
00:58:32,224 --> 00:58:35,125
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes!
940
00:58:35,193 --> 00:58:38,162
Thanks, little eBoy.
- You got it, chairman.
941
00:58:38,196 --> 00:58:41,097
You hear that, Yesss? We don't
have a lot of time left.
942
00:58:41,099 --> 00:58:42,259
Okay. We just gotta-
943
00:58:43,201 --> 00:58:48,264
No, no, no. No! Not now!
- What? Why are you angry at the lollipop?
944
00:58:48,273 --> 00:58:51,071
What does that mean?
- The file's not loading.
945
00:58:51,109 --> 00:58:53,100
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it!
946
00:58:53,144 --> 00:58:55,112
You don't have enough hearts.
947
00:58:56,081 --> 00:58:57,173
Ralph, where are you going?
948
00:58:57,198 --> 00:58:59,097
Going down to the floor
to get some hearts!
949
00:58:59,150 --> 00:59:00,276
Genius, good thinking!
950
00:59:00,285 --> 00:59:03,049
Now someone get me tech
support in here, stat!
951
00:59:06,324 --> 00:59:08,121
Oh, no, only one person.
952
00:59:08,293 --> 00:59:12,059
Hey, guys. Come and check out my video.
You're gonna love it.
953
00:59:12,063 --> 00:59:13,698
Right over here. Here we go.
954
00:59:13,723 --> 00:59:15,581
What are you-
You guys!
955
00:59:16,268 --> 00:59:18,133
A cat?
956
00:59:18,169 --> 00:59:22,196
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
957
00:59:23,308 --> 00:59:24,297
What?
958
00:59:24,342 --> 00:59:26,276
Give me that hose, partner.
959
00:59:26,278 --> 00:59:29,304
You know you love it.
You give me those hearts!
960
00:59:30,115 --> 00:59:33,110
Hey, folks, where are you going?
Give my video a heart!
961
00:59:33,135 --> 00:59:34,108
That's it!
962
00:59:34,119 --> 00:59:36,110
Let's see who's in here.
963
00:59:36,154 --> 00:59:39,180
Hello? Anybody in here?
964
00:59:42,060 --> 00:59:44,290
What the heck is this place?
965
00:59:45,330 --> 00:59:48,197
Some kinda library?
966
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:51,201
"Wreck-lt Ralph is back."
967
00:59:51,236 --> 00:59:56,264
You're talking about me!
Gee-whiz, the internet is so positive.
968
00:59:56,308 --> 01:00:00,108
"Fix-lt Felix Jr. was my favorite game."
969
01:00:00,111 --> 01:00:01,305
Mine too.
970
01:00:01,313 --> 01:00:04,146
"Ralph's videos stink."
971
01:00:05,150 --> 01:00:10,110
"So stupid."
"Ralph is the worst."
972
01:00:10,121 --> 01:00:12,282
"I hate him."
973
01:00:13,124 --> 01:00:16,116
"He's so fat and ugly."
974
01:00:17,329 --> 01:00:22,266
"Just a worthless bum alone
on a pile of bricks."
975
01:00:29,274 --> 01:00:33,301
Yo, Ralph. You in here, dude?
I gotta show you-
976
01:00:37,082 --> 01:00:42,145
First rule of the internet:
Do not read the comments.
977
01:00:42,187 --> 01:00:44,212
Should've told you that.
978
01:00:44,222 --> 01:00:48,249
Look, this place can bring out the worst
979
01:00:48,293 --> 01:00:51,057
in some people, but you
gotta ignore all this.
980
01:00:51,062 --> 01:00:53,257
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
981
01:00:53,264 --> 01:00:56,290
I don't care. It's fine.
982
01:00:57,135 --> 01:01:00,263
People hated me my whole
life for being a bad guy.
983
01:01:01,172 --> 01:01:06,166
It's just a good reminder that this is
the only heart that really matters.
984
01:01:06,211 --> 01:01:09,271
Vanellope gave me this.
And as long as she likes me,
985
01:01:09,280 --> 01:01:10,904
I don't need anybody else.
986
01:01:10,929 --> 01:01:13,216
And I sure don't
need the internet.
987
01:01:13,218 --> 01:01:16,278
Hold on. It's not all bad.
988
01:01:16,287 --> 01:01:21,122
The internet can also be a place where
you find a steering wheel at one website
989
01:01:21,126 --> 01:01:23,287
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
990
01:01:23,328 --> 01:01:28,095
Congratulations, Ralph. You did it!
- Really?
991
01:01:28,099 --> 01:01:30,158
Yes! Check your Buzzzy account.
992
01:01:30,168 --> 01:01:33,137
You needed $27,000, you
got over 30 grand!
993
01:01:33,138 --> 01:01:36,164
Oh, my gosh! This is great!
Thank you, Yesss!
994
01:01:36,174 --> 01:01:39,075
I couldn't have done it without ya.
- That's really true.
995
01:01:39,110 --> 01:01:41,271
Hey, eBoy!
- What do you need, Ace?
996
01:01:41,312 --> 01:01:45,271
Can you give me a ride?
- Let's hop along, Cassidy!
997
01:01:47,051 --> 01:01:50,111
Come on, song.
Come on.
998
01:01:50,121 --> 01:01:52,180
I'm reflecting.
999
01:01:52,190 --> 01:01:55,125
What is it that I want?
What is my quest?
1000
01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:57,287
What is my dream?
1001
01:01:59,264 --> 01:02:04,258
Well, at least I tried. No song
for this princess, I guess.
1002
01:02:06,171 --> 01:02:09,231
How does this thing work?
1003
01:02:10,074 --> 01:02:13,043
Hey, kid, can you see me?
- Yeah, you're right there.
1004
01:02:13,044 --> 01:02:15,012
We did it! We got the money!
1005
01:02:15,046 --> 01:02:17,276
No way, Ralph! That's great!
1006
01:02:17,282 --> 01:02:20,115
I'm on my way to eBay right now with eBoy.
1007
01:02:20,118 --> 01:02:22,245
We're almost there, champ.
- Good work, eBoy.
1008
01:02:22,287 --> 01:02:25,051
Meet me out in front of
eBay in 5 minutes, okay?
1009
01:02:25,056 --> 01:02:26,216
Okay, I'll see you soon.
1010
01:02:26,257 --> 01:02:28,122
We're going home, kid!
1011
01:02:28,126 --> 01:02:30,253
Our lives could finally
get back to normal.
1012
01:02:34,132 --> 01:02:37,124
Wow, I can't believe
that I get to go home.
1013
01:02:37,168 --> 01:02:41,264
So I guess that's it. I guess I
just wanted a steering wheel.
1014
01:02:42,106 --> 01:02:44,267
And now I got it, so, woo-hoo.
1015
01:02:50,181 --> 01:02:54,015
Slaughter Race?
1016
01:06:17,188 --> 01:06:19,179
You want to get rich
playing video games?
1017
01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:22,159
Click here to f-
Oh, Ralph. Ralph!
1018
01:06:22,193 --> 01:06:24,161
Hey there.
- Oh, hey there, Spamley.
1019
01:06:24,162 --> 01:06:25,254
What's the good word, brother?
1020
01:06:25,279 --> 01:06:27,256
- The good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel
1021
01:06:27,298 --> 01:06:28,818
and we are going home.
1022
01:06:28,843 --> 01:06:31,053
Congratulations.
- Thanks.
1023
01:06:31,102 --> 01:06:36,096
Have you seen Vanellope anywhere?
- Your little chum? No, no, I haven't.
1024
01:06:36,107 --> 01:06:37,301
Hope she's not lost.
1025
01:06:37,308 --> 01:06:40,106
I'm gonna try to reach
her on this doohickey.
1026
01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,255
See over there? Over that mountain?
- Yeah?
1027
01:06:52,290 --> 01:06:56,056
That's the Sequoia Speedway.
It's gonna be unlocked next month.
1028
01:06:56,094 --> 01:06:59,029
What are you doing in
that awful game with her?
1029
01:06:59,263 --> 01:07:02,198
...right over there.
It's gonna be so tight.
1030
01:07:02,233 --> 01:07:03,291
I love it.
1031
01:07:04,168 --> 01:07:08,104
Can I tell you something that I don't
think I could ever tell Ralph?
1032
01:07:08,106 --> 01:07:09,363
Of course.
1033
01:07:09,388 --> 01:07:13,134
I know it sounds crazy, but the
second I walked into this game,
1034
01:07:13,144 --> 01:07:17,080
It felt... well, it felt like home.
1035
01:07:17,115 --> 01:07:21,313
More than Sugar Rush ever did.
- Oh, yeah? How so?
1036
01:07:21,319 --> 01:07:23,287
Cause it's like my dream.
1037
01:07:23,287 --> 01:07:28,224
It's full of weirdos, and the
racing is super dangerous, and...
1038
01:07:28,226 --> 01:07:31,093
...you never know what's
gonna happen next.
1039
01:07:32,096 --> 01:07:36,032
Back home, I know exactly
what's gonna happen next
1040
01:07:36,067 --> 01:07:39,059
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.
1041
01:07:44,175 --> 01:07:47,269
Here's something I wish
I'd learned years ago.
1042
01:07:47,278 --> 01:07:52,526
There is no law saying best friends
has to have the same dreams.
1043
01:07:52,551 --> 01:07:54,275
You know?
1044
01:07:54,285 --> 01:08:03,091
Yeah. You are a very wise person,
Shank. And a good friend, too.
1045
01:08:03,127 --> 01:08:04,134
Thank you.
1046
01:08:04,159 --> 01:08:07,178
Around here, peeps
like to say "Shank you."
1047
01:08:08,132 --> 01:08:12,159
You know, after you go home, and
your life gets back to normal,
1048
01:08:12,170 --> 01:08:14,571
you're always welcome here.
- But that's the thing,
1049
01:08:14,606 --> 01:08:16,767
I want this to be my normal.
1050
01:08:16,808 --> 01:08:21,745
I want this to be my life.
I can't go home now.
1051
01:08:21,746 --> 01:08:24,647
I just can't.
1052
01:08:34,592 --> 01:08:38,528
You know, where I come from,
that's called a kick in the face.
1053
01:08:38,563 --> 01:08:41,794
I can't believe it.
- Straight up donkey kick to the teeth.
1054
01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:47,635
She's supposed to be my best friend.
No, this can't be right.
1055
01:08:47,739 --> 01:08:49,764
No, she's been brainwashed!
1056
01:08:49,808 --> 01:08:52,641
That's what this is. Cause
the Vanellope I know
1057
01:08:52,644 --> 01:08:54,509
would never abandon me like that.
1058
01:08:54,546 --> 01:08:55,774
I gotta get her out
of there right now.
1059
01:08:55,780 --> 01:08:57,680
Easy now, tiger!
1060
01:08:57,716 --> 01:09:00,549
I admire the impulse,
but you charge in there like
1061
01:09:00,552 --> 01:09:02,816
some white knight,
she's likely to hold it against you.
1062
01:09:02,821 --> 01:09:06,780
So what, I'm supposed to let her stay in
the game that's obviously bad for her?
1063
01:09:06,825 --> 01:09:09,692
Of course not.
- Then how do I make her leave?
1064
01:09:09,694 --> 01:09:12,595
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.
1065
01:09:12,597 --> 01:09:15,589
Unless you know how to make a game boring
1066
01:09:15,633 --> 01:09:16,463
or...
1067
01:09:16,488 --> 01:09:17,624
Wait.
1068
01:09:17,669 --> 01:09:20,689
You know about viruses and stuff.
Right, Spamley?
1069
01:09:20,714 --> 01:09:21,696
Who's asking?
1070
01:09:21,706 --> 01:09:26,541
Back home, me and the kid use to goof off
in this game called "Tron".
1071
01:09:26,578 --> 01:09:29,604
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow
1072
01:09:29,614 --> 01:09:31,548
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out there.
1073
01:09:31,549 --> 01:09:34,609
So, do you know a way to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?
1074
01:09:34,652 --> 01:09:36,959
Oh, there's ways.
1075
01:09:36,984 --> 01:09:38,612
Follow me.
1076
01:09:46,431 --> 01:09:49,423
This area right here is
what's called the "Dark Net".
1077
01:09:49,434 --> 01:09:51,334
Lot of shady characters
hang out here.
1078
01:09:51,336 --> 01:09:53,304
So try to keep a low profile.
1079
01:09:53,328 --> 01:09:54,706
Gord!
1080
01:09:54,707 --> 01:09:57,699
Now Gord here, he's
dabbled in virus-making,
1081
01:09:57,710 --> 01:10:00,611
but his cousin, this guy
we're gonna go see, Double Dan.
1082
01:10:00,646 --> 01:10:02,807
This dude is a virus
making machine.
1083
01:10:03,782 --> 01:10:06,717
Here we are.
- Are you sure this is safe?
1084
01:10:06,719 --> 01:10:07,879
Is it safe? Of course it is.
1085
01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:11,651
Just whatever you do,
do not look at his little brother.
1086
01:10:11,857 --> 01:10:13,722
Oh, his little brother?
1087
01:10:16,795 --> 01:10:20,925
Double Dan, long time no see?
- Who are you?
1088
01:10:20,933 --> 01:10:27,805
J.P. Spamley. We've met one time over at
Friendster. It had to be a long time before.
1089
01:10:28,807 --> 01:10:29,947
What are you lookin' at?
- Nothing.
1090
01:10:29,972 --> 01:10:30,866
- You lookin' at my brother?
1091
01:10:30,910 --> 01:10:33,674
No, sir.
- Don't you look at my little brother!
1092
01:10:33,712 --> 01:10:35,737
No, I wasn't!
- He's very self conscious!
1093
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:41,745
You. What are you doin' here?
1094
01:10:42,755 --> 01:10:45,656
The reason why I came to
the neck of the face,
1095
01:10:45,691 --> 01:10:48,751
I mean, there's a face on your neck,
I mean, neck of the woods.
1096
01:10:48,761 --> 01:10:51,987
The reason I'm here is because
I heard a little tumor.
1097
01:10:52,012 --> 01:10:53,630
Rumor! I heard a rumor that
1098
01:10:53,666 --> 01:10:56,635
you could give me a harmless
virus kind of thing
1099
01:10:56,669 --> 01:10:59,661
that might be able to slow
down the Slaughter Race game?
1100
01:10:59,705 --> 01:11:00,831
Oh, yeah.
1101
01:11:00,839 --> 01:11:03,865
My cousin, Gord, told me
that you wanted to crash it.
1102
01:11:03,909 --> 01:11:09,677
Crash it? No! No, no, no, no.
I don't want anyone to get hurt.
1103
01:11:09,682 --> 01:11:13,351
If there's a way to just,
uh, I don't know. Just make
1104
01:11:13,376 --> 01:11:16,884
the cars go slow or something
so the game is boring
1105
01:11:16,922 --> 01:11:19,823
and my friend comes back home to me.
1106
01:11:19,825 --> 01:11:22,569
Allow me to introduce you
1107
01:11:22,594 --> 01:11:23,910
to Arthur.
1108
01:11:24,830 --> 01:11:28,664
Easy there, boy!
He's tingling.
1109
01:11:28,667 --> 01:11:32,763
Arthur is what I call
an "insecurity virus".
1110
01:11:32,805 --> 01:11:35,831
Means he looks for little
flaws and weaknesses
1111
01:11:35,841 --> 01:11:37,809
that make a program insecure.
1112
01:11:39,812 --> 01:11:42,804
You release him into that
Slaughter Race game,
1113
01:11:42,848 --> 01:11:45,840
Arthur will find some
defect in the code,
1114
01:11:45,851 --> 01:11:49,685
then he'll copy that defect and
spread it all over the game
1115
01:11:49,688 --> 01:11:53,035
'til everything
becomes quote-unquote
1116
01:11:53,060 --> 01:11:55,854
"boring", just like you wanted.
1117
01:11:55,861 --> 01:11:59,530
Okay. Just to be super clear here.
No one get's hurt, right?
1118
01:11:59,699 --> 01:12:01,633
Are you stupid?
1119
01:12:01,635 --> 01:12:05,594
Because the only way anyone
gets hurt is if you are stupid.
1120
01:12:05,639 --> 01:12:08,608
All you have to do is make sure the virus
1121
01:12:08,608 --> 01:12:12,544
stays in Slaughter Race.
- Right. Don't be stupid.
1122
01:12:12,546 --> 01:12:15,674
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race. Got it.
1123
01:12:15,682 --> 01:12:19,778
Get out! - Thank you for your assist-face.
Out! I mean, assistance. Thank you
1124
01:12:19,819 --> 01:12:21,787
for your assist-face! Assistance!
- Get out!
1125
01:12:27,994 --> 01:12:30,121
Well, that's game.
- Beginner's luck.
1126
01:12:30,129 --> 01:12:33,064
Come on, kid. I know a
hustle when I see one.
1127
01:12:34,033 --> 01:12:37,002
Players on the way.
- Thanks, Bob. Let's roll!
1128
01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:40,004
It's show time. You ready
for your first race?
1129
01:12:40,006 --> 01:12:41,394
Yeah. I think so.
1130
01:12:41,419 --> 01:12:45,069
Don't get nervous.
You're gonna be great.
1131
01:12:45,111 --> 01:12:47,079
I know, I know. I'll be fine.
1132
01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:52,040
You didn't tell Ralph yet, didn't you?
- Not exactly.
1133
01:12:52,051 --> 01:12:55,885
Come on, V, he's your best friend.
You gotta let him know
1134
01:12:55,922 --> 01:12:57,890
you're planning on staying
here for a while.
1135
01:12:57,924 --> 01:13:00,916
I know, but he's gonna get really upset.
1136
01:13:00,927 --> 01:13:04,829
Yeah, you might, but you guys
will talk, you'll work it out.
1137
01:13:04,831 --> 01:13:07,026
You'll figure it out.
- Yeah, but what if we don't?
1138
01:13:07,066 --> 01:13:09,933
What if his feelings get hurt so bad
1139
01:13:09,969 --> 01:13:12,028
he won't wanna be my friend anymore?
1140
01:13:12,038 --> 01:13:15,007
Look. All friendships change.
1141
01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:19,876
But the good ones, they get
stronger because of this.
1142
01:13:19,879 --> 01:13:23,975
Shank, I hate to bother you,
but the player is waiting.
1143
01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:25,951
I'm not gonna tell
you what to do, kid.
1144
01:13:25,985 --> 01:13:29,079
It's your call.
- Okay.
1145
01:13:29,122 --> 01:13:32,114
Alright.
Let's race!
1146
01:13:45,905 --> 01:13:48,840
Scanning for insecurities.
1147
01:13:50,076 --> 01:13:53,011
Scanning for insecurities.
1148
01:13:54,914 --> 01:13:56,939
Precious Car-Go!
1149
01:13:56,950 --> 01:13:59,009
Deliver the car to
Bert's Chop Shop.
1150
01:13:59,052 --> 01:14:01,919
But watch out for
Shank and her crew!
1151
01:14:19,839 --> 01:14:23,738
Power drift into a drift jump!
I saw it. You're amazing!
1152
01:14:23,763 --> 01:14:25,062
- Thank you!
1153
01:14:34,020 --> 01:14:36,887
Scanning for insecurities.
1154
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,986
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.
1155
01:14:45,999 --> 01:14:47,023
Ralph?
1156
01:14:53,006 --> 01:14:58,034
Relax, relax. I'll just
call him after the race.
1157
01:14:58,044 --> 01:15:00,842
Ralph will be fine.
1158
01:15:02,015 --> 01:15:04,006
Insecurity detected.
1159
01:15:04,150 --> 01:15:07,051
Copying insecurity.
1160
01:15:09,122 --> 01:15:11,273
Distributing insecurity.
1161
01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:13,513
Distributing insecurity.
1162
01:15:13,538 --> 01:15:15,778
Distributing insecurity.
1163
01:15:15,803 --> 01:15:18,135
Distributing-
1164
01:15:18,931 --> 01:15:20,990
What is happening?
1165
01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,073
What's going on, Spamley?
1166
01:15:28,107 --> 01:15:31,042
The whole place is going crazy. I
thought that virus was just supposed
1167
01:15:31,044 --> 01:15:33,069
to slow down her car!
- It was.
1168
01:15:33,079 --> 01:15:35,843
He must've found something
real unstable in there.
1169
01:15:35,949 --> 01:15:37,849
It's her glitch.
1170
01:15:37,851 --> 01:15:41,014
Game reboot begins
in 60 seconds.
1171
01:15:41,022 --> 01:15:44,167
Hey, Ralph, you can't go in there!
They're gonna reboot the game
1172
01:15:44,191 --> 01:15:46,182
and anything that doesn't belong
in there will be deleted!
1173
01:15:46,193 --> 01:15:49,185
Yeah! If I don't get her out of
there, Vanellope's gonna die!
1174
01:15:52,065 --> 01:15:54,617
Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
Let's go!
1175
01:15:54,642 --> 01:15:56,092
I think it's my glitch!
1176
01:15:56,103 --> 01:15:59,004
I'm sorry! I didn't mean
to destroy your game!
1177
01:15:59,039 --> 01:16:01,064
We'll be fine but your code
1178
01:16:01,108 --> 01:16:04,009
isn't part of this game! We've
gotta get you out of here now!
1179
01:16:04,011 --> 01:16:05,205
Follow me to the exit.
1180
01:16:22,029 --> 01:16:24,964
Kid? Kid, where are you?
1181
01:16:24,965 --> 01:16:27,160
The server's rebooting, Ralph.
1182
01:16:27,201 --> 01:16:29,169
Both of you have to
get out of here now.
1183
01:16:29,203 --> 01:16:31,967
Here, I got you!
1184
01:16:32,206 --> 01:16:37,075
Game reboot in 5, 4,
1185
01:16:37,110 --> 01:16:40,079
3, 2, 1.
1186
01:16:41,014 --> 01:16:44,973
Reboot in progress.
1187
01:16:47,154 --> 01:16:51,921
Come on, Vanellope.
Wake up.
1188
01:16:54,061 --> 01:16:55,961
Ralph?
1189
01:16:55,996 --> 01:17:00,933
There you are. You okay, kid?
- Ralph. I messed up so bad.
1190
01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:07,623
No. No, you didn't. It's okay.
- It's all because of me and my glitch.
1191
01:17:07,675 --> 01:17:12,510
I should've just stayed with you instead
of following some stupid dream!
1192
01:17:13,681 --> 01:17:18,584
I've ruined everything!
- No, kid. No.
1193
01:17:18,719 --> 01:17:23,656
Look, I didn't mean for
it to happen like this.
1194
01:17:23,691 --> 01:17:26,626
It's not supposed to be this bad.
1195
01:17:29,630 --> 01:17:32,531
You didn't mean for
what to happen?
1196
01:17:32,533 --> 01:17:40,702
I might have, kind of, sort of put a
harmless little virus in the game.
1197
01:17:40,741 --> 01:17:42,675
A virus?
1198
01:17:42,676 --> 01:17:45,509
You did this?
1199
01:17:46,146 --> 01:17:47,944
I wouldn't have done
anything if I hadn't heard
1200
01:17:47,949 --> 01:17:51,146
you tell Shank that you want to
live in Slaughter Race forever.
1201
01:17:51,185 --> 01:17:54,211
So you were spying on me?
1202
01:17:54,222 --> 01:17:56,087
You aren't exactly innocent here.
1203
01:17:56,124 --> 01:17:58,957
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush!
1204
01:17:58,960 --> 01:18:02,123
I'm one of 16 racers.
They never missed me.
1205
01:18:02,163 --> 01:18:03,221
What about me?
1206
01:18:03,231 --> 01:18:06,200
Why would I ever spend
another second with you
1207
01:18:06,200 --> 01:18:08,065
after what you did?
1208
01:18:09,137 --> 01:18:11,037
No!
1209
01:18:16,044 --> 01:18:19,980
Vanellope, where are you going?
- Where ever you're not.
1210
01:18:19,981 --> 01:18:23,041
Wait a minute. I can explain-
- No! You will not follow me!
1211
01:18:23,051 --> 01:18:26,043
Vanellope, please!
- A friend would never do what you did.
1212
01:18:26,054 --> 01:18:29,080
Never! So you leave me alone!
1213
01:18:29,123 --> 01:18:33,116
Vanellope, no, no, no, please! Please?
1214
01:18:33,961 --> 01:18:36,953
Scanning for insecurities.
1215
01:18:36,998 --> 01:18:39,023
...don't leave me!
1216
01:18:39,067 --> 01:18:41,126
Insecurity detected.
1217
01:18:44,939 --> 01:18:46,998
Copying insecurity.
1218
01:18:48,176 --> 01:18:51,009
No, no, no!
1219
01:18:51,045 --> 01:18:53,206
Distributing insecurity.
1220
01:19:15,570 --> 01:19:17,538
Oh, no.
1221
01:19:32,587 --> 01:19:34,612
You're such an idiot!
1222
01:19:46,534 --> 01:19:50,561
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me!
1223
01:19:50,605 --> 01:19:52,664
Friend?
1224
01:19:52,674 --> 01:19:56,667
Cut that out. You're scaring me.
- Friend.
1225
01:19:57,512 --> 01:19:59,639
What the?
- Friend?
1226
01:20:03,618 --> 01:20:05,483
Friend?
1227
01:20:10,492 --> 01:20:13,052
Sweet mother of Ralph!
1228
01:20:13,061 --> 01:20:17,174
In breaking news, the internet
is under assault as a massive
1229
01:20:17,199 --> 01:20:20,490
denial-of-service attack crashes
servers across the web.
1230
01:20:20,535 --> 01:20:24,437
The Wreck-It Ralph virus is
fast moving and destructive.
1231
01:20:25,607 --> 01:20:26,665
Friend?
1232
01:20:32,480 --> 01:20:33,640
Friend?
1233
01:20:39,021 --> 01:20:44,049
Experts are still trying to understand who
or what the virus's intended target may be.
1234
01:20:46,461 --> 01:20:48,395
Friend.
1235
01:20:49,431 --> 01:20:51,331
Friend?
1236
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,458
Friend!
1237
01:20:57,506 --> 01:21:01,442
I found 130 results for "Where does my
high school girlfriend live now?"
1238
01:21:02,544 --> 01:21:05,513
You're welcome.
- Mr. KnowsMore!
1239
01:21:06,281 --> 01:21:08,495
Oh, delightful! You're
that courteous little
1240
01:21:08,520 --> 01:21:10,513
child who says "please"
and "thank you".
1241
01:21:10,538 --> 01:21:12,481
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
1242
01:21:12,521 --> 01:21:14,840
There's a whole-
- Whole Foods? A hole in the ozone?
1243
01:21:14,865 --> 01:21:17,140
Whole Lotta Love by British
rockers, Led Zeppelin?
1244
01:21:17,259 --> 01:21:20,387
No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me!
1245
01:21:23,265 --> 01:21:26,325
This would probably be an appropriate
time for me to shelter my site.
1246
01:21:33,508 --> 01:21:36,341
How long you think
before they get in here?
1247
01:21:37,279 --> 01:21:39,247
Precisely one second.
1248
01:21:42,417 --> 01:21:44,476
Hey, it's me! It's the real me!
1249
01:21:46,421 --> 01:21:49,322
Ralph?
- My apologies.
1250
01:21:49,357 --> 01:21:52,326
I followed those things here.
I think they're looking for you, kid!
1251
01:21:52,828 --> 01:21:55,854
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
1252
01:21:55,864 --> 01:21:58,765
I'm so sorry! I don't
know how this happened!
1253
01:21:58,767 --> 01:21:59,995
Well, I think it's
fairly obvious.
1254
01:22:00,035 --> 01:22:03,766
It happened because an insecurity
virus cloned all of your needy,
1255
01:22:03,806 --> 01:22:05,740
clingy, self-destructive behavior,
1256
01:22:05,741 --> 01:22:07,623
the very behavior which
left unchecked and
1257
01:22:07,648 --> 01:22:09,768
destroy friendships and
in this particular case,
1258
01:22:09,778 --> 01:22:11,939
the entire internet!
1259
01:22:13,782 --> 01:22:16,842
KnowsMore! You have all the answers.
Official query.
1260
01:22:16,885 --> 01:22:20,878
What do I do if clones of me are
trying to capture my friend?
1261
01:22:20,923 --> 01:22:21,912
Search.
1262
01:22:22,958 --> 01:22:24,926
I found 2 results for your query.
1263
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:27,019
Either you put all of
your clones in therapy,
1264
01:22:27,730 --> 01:22:28,890
very unrealistic,
1265
01:22:28,931 --> 01:22:33,766
or, the Anti-Virus District is surrounded
by a gate, made from security software.
1266
01:22:33,769 --> 01:22:35,862
If Vanellope could somehow lead
all the clones to the gate,
1267
01:22:35,871 --> 01:22:37,736
they would be deleted
all at once!
1268
01:22:37,773 --> 01:22:40,799
Sort of a co-dependant
Pied Piper situation.
1269
01:22:40,843 --> 01:22:42,969
Wait. We know a Pied Piper!
1270
01:22:43,579 --> 01:22:44,637
You do?
- Yes!
1271
01:22:44,647 --> 01:22:45,705
Who?
- Yesss.
1272
01:22:45,714 --> 01:22:47,511
Yeah, but who is it?
1273
01:22:49,552 --> 01:22:51,452
Oh, you mean Yesss?
1274
01:22:54,657 --> 01:22:57,455
Thanks for your help, KnowsMore!
1275
01:22:57,493 --> 01:23:00,690
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point, wouldn't you say?
1276
01:23:01,630 --> 01:23:04,656
Guess I forgot to tell Ralph
that when you "break" the internet
1277
01:23:04,667 --> 01:23:07,500
you don't literally have
to break the internet.
1278
01:23:07,503 --> 01:23:09,437
I can't believe he did this.
1279
01:23:09,472 --> 01:23:13,431
Yeah, I mean, dude obviously made
some real questionable choices here,
1280
01:23:13,476 --> 01:23:17,640
but he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game.
1281
01:23:17,646 --> 01:23:21,582
So, what can I say, kid?
Life's complicated.
1282
01:23:21,717 --> 01:23:24,447
You ready to pied the piper?
1283
01:23:27,490 --> 01:23:29,617
Yoo-hoo! Up here!
1284
01:23:30,593 --> 01:23:36,498
It's me, your bestest friend in the whole
wide world who you can't live without!
1285
01:23:41,537 --> 01:23:43,664
From up here, I can see
how I do come across
1286
01:23:43,706 --> 01:23:46,641
as needy and clingy
and self-destructive
1287
01:23:46,642 --> 01:23:48,610
like KnowsMore said.
1288
01:23:48,611 --> 01:23:53,548
Listen, kid. I don't blame you for
not wanting to be my friend anymore.
1289
01:23:53,582 --> 01:23:55,709
I never said I didn't
want to be your friend.
1290
01:23:55,718 --> 01:23:58,516
I said you're acting like a bad friend,
1291
01:23:58,521 --> 01:24:00,682
which you were.
- I know I was-
1292
01:24:00,723 --> 01:24:05,213
Hey, my babies! There's the
Anti-Virus district, straight ahead!
1293
01:24:05,238 --> 01:24:07,585
Alright, to be
continued, okay?
1294
01:24:15,471 --> 01:24:17,564
We're gonna make it!
1295
01:24:33,055 --> 01:24:35,114
You guys okay?
- I'm fine.
1296
01:24:35,658 --> 01:24:38,096
Yeah, all good. Look,
we can still do this.
1297
01:24:38,121 --> 01:24:40,779
Come on, big man. Help
me turn this thing over.
1298
01:24:44,668 --> 01:24:46,568
Guys?
1299
01:24:59,616 --> 01:25:01,709
That is unsettling.
1300
01:25:08,090 --> 01:25:10,024
Get Vanellope out of here now!
1301
01:25:10,059 --> 01:25:11,219
What about you, Ralph?
- Just go!
1302
01:25:11,260 --> 01:25:13,319
I got a date with the
man in the mirror.
1303
01:25:18,201 --> 01:25:20,226
You keep away from her!
1304
01:25:21,103 --> 01:25:23,196
I'm gonna wreck it!
1305
01:25:25,208 --> 01:25:28,268
She's not your friend!
1306
01:25:28,311 --> 01:25:32,042
She's mine!
1307
01:25:32,048 --> 01:25:35,245
Here it is, this way!
Come on, kid, we gotta move!
1308
01:26:06,249 --> 01:26:08,217
No!
1309
01:26:10,052 --> 01:26:11,314
Vanellope!
1310
01:26:17,160 --> 01:26:19,390
Hey! Let go of me!
1311
01:26:22,432 --> 01:26:24,229
Ralph!
1312
01:26:31,141 --> 01:26:33,132
Get back here!
1313
01:26:35,178 --> 01:26:37,237
You put her down!
1314
01:27:00,404 --> 01:27:03,134
Vanellope!
1315
01:27:18,321 --> 01:27:22,223
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
1316
01:27:22,259 --> 01:27:24,420
No.
1317
01:27:24,428 --> 01:27:26,259
Well, you are,
1318
01:27:26,296 --> 01:27:29,231
and I will never be your friend!
1319
01:27:34,237 --> 01:27:36,102
Ralph!
1320
01:27:43,213 --> 01:27:46,182
Catch me if you can, you big dummy!
1321
01:27:51,421 --> 01:27:54,219
I gotcha, little sister.
1322
01:27:56,426 --> 01:27:59,395
Now go, get out of here!
- Ralph!
1323
01:27:59,429 --> 01:28:05,299
Go!
- No! Don't hurt him! Please, no!
1324
01:28:09,439 --> 01:28:12,306
Stop it! You're squishing him!
1325
01:28:14,211 --> 01:28:16,338
You're gonna kill
my best friend!
1326
01:28:20,283 --> 01:28:23,218
Fine, you win. You win, okay?
1327
01:28:26,256 --> 01:28:29,225
Please put him down.
1328
01:28:30,427 --> 01:28:33,396
I'll be your only friend, okay?
1329
01:28:34,231 --> 01:28:37,200
Let him go.
- No! No, kid!
1330
01:28:40,103 --> 01:28:42,970
That's it. That's it, yeah.
1331
01:28:43,006 --> 01:28:48,103
Let him down, and I'll go with you.
We'll be best friends forever.
1332
01:28:48,245 --> 01:28:53,012
Just me and you.
That's what you want, right?
1333
01:28:54,585 --> 01:28:57,418
Well, that's not what I want!
1334
01:28:57,688 --> 01:29:02,557
It's not right to hold a friend back
from her dreams. You don't own her!
1335
01:29:02,560 --> 01:29:05,461
That's not how friendship works!
1336
01:29:05,496 --> 01:29:08,522
You need to let her go!
1337
01:29:14,472 --> 01:29:16,633
You need to let her go.
1338
01:29:18,542 --> 01:29:22,638
I know. It's gonna hurt a
little bit when you do.
1339
01:29:22,646 --> 01:29:25,672
Ah, who am I kidding,
it's gonna hurt a lot.
1340
01:29:27,518 --> 01:29:30,487
But you're gonna be okay.
1341
01:29:32,456 --> 01:29:35,687
We're gonna be okay.
Right, kid?
1342
01:29:35,693 --> 01:29:40,426
Of course we are.
Always.
1343
01:29:41,632 --> 01:29:46,592
See? No matter where she
goes, or where she lives,
1344
01:29:46,637 --> 01:29:52,507
she's always gonna be our friend.
You just gotta trust her.
1345
01:29:52,510 --> 01:29:57,447
Cause that's what best friends do.
Right?
1346
01:30:11,629 --> 01:30:14,427
Thanks, buddy.
1347
01:30:17,701 --> 01:30:20,465
I feel good about this.
1348
01:30:26,610 --> 01:30:30,546
Ralph, look! I think you
fixed your insecurity!
1349
01:30:30,714 --> 01:30:33,512
You're right!
1350
01:30:35,053 --> 01:30:37,078
Ralph, no!
1351
01:30:39,723 --> 01:30:45,457
Park it right here, Ralph!
Your old pal, J.P. Spamley's got you!
1352
01:30:46,998 --> 01:30:48,429
Wow, that didn't work.
1353
01:30:52,804 --> 01:30:54,635
Look up there!
1354
01:30:54,672 --> 01:30:56,833
It's a big, strong man in need of rescuing!
1355
01:31:58,403 --> 01:32:01,099
Thanks, Frogger.
1356
01:32:01,139 --> 01:32:03,762
Wait a minute, who
are all of you?
1357
01:32:03,787 --> 01:32:06,236
We're friends of Vanellope's.
1358
01:32:06,278 --> 01:32:10,339
Yeah. And any friend of
Vanellope's is a friend of ours.
1359
01:32:10,349 --> 01:32:13,250
You're welcome.
- Ralph!
1360
01:32:13,251 --> 01:32:16,345
Looking good, big fella!
Heyo!
1361
01:32:17,389 --> 01:32:21,291
This dress is not made for a big boy.
It's going right up the back alley there.
1362
01:32:21,293 --> 01:32:24,353
Let me just make a little adjustment.
There we go!
1363
01:32:25,197 --> 01:32:29,224
Internet users are breathing a
collective sigh of relief tonight.
1364
01:32:29,267 --> 01:32:31,326
Just as mysteriously has it appear,
1365
01:32:31,370 --> 01:32:34,430
the Wreck-lt Ralph virus has vanished.
1366
01:32:40,212 --> 01:32:42,339
You know what I just realised?
1367
01:32:42,347 --> 01:32:45,214
The sun never rises or sets here,
1368
01:32:45,217 --> 01:32:47,185
cause everything is always on.
1369
01:32:47,219 --> 01:32:50,416
Isn’t that an astute observation?
- I know, right?
1370
01:32:51,156 --> 01:32:54,353
Other than KnowsMore, I'm probably
the smartest guy in the internet.
1371
01:32:55,293 --> 01:32:56,300
Yeah.
1372
01:32:56,325 --> 01:32:59,320
- Yo, V! We're about to come back online.
You ready?
1373
01:32:59,364 --> 01:33:01,127
Be right there!
1374
01:33:01,133 --> 01:33:02,994
Hey, Ralph.
Don't be a stranger.
1375
01:33:03,035 --> 01:33:05,833
Well, I can't be much
stranger than you, Shank.
1376
01:33:06,138 --> 01:33:08,129
That's a good dad joke!
1377
01:33:09,007 --> 01:33:12,487
Hey. Don't forget, you
know, Shank added my code
1378
01:33:12,512 --> 01:33:16,038
in and everything, so I'll be able to
regenerate. I'm gonna be totally safe.
1379
01:33:16,048 --> 01:33:18,039
I know. It's gonna be great!
1380
01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:20,788
You found your dream game.
1381
01:33:20,813 --> 01:33:22,107
Yeah, I did.
1382
01:33:22,132 --> 01:33:23,077
I did.
1383
01:33:23,088 --> 01:33:25,056
So...
1384
01:33:25,924 --> 01:33:29,087
I should probably head
in there now, you know?
1385
01:33:29,128 --> 01:33:33,030
Before you go, I wanted
to give you this.
1386
01:33:33,866 --> 01:33:35,993
I'm so sorry I broke it, Ralph.
1387
01:33:36,034 --> 01:33:37,968
No, no, it's okay.
1388
01:33:37,970 --> 01:33:40,837
Now we can both have a half.
See?
1389
01:33:42,107 --> 01:33:44,007
Yeah!
1390
01:33:50,883 --> 01:33:53,852
I love you so much.
1391
01:33:53,886 --> 01:33:56,081
I'm really gonna miss you.
1392
01:33:57,022 --> 01:34:02,085
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
I really am.
1393
01:34:07,833 --> 01:34:09,090
Alright.
1394
01:34:10,015 --> 01:34:12,885
Okay, you're getting a
little clingy on me here.
1395
01:34:14,273 --> 01:34:17,575
Go on, get out of here. The
world's waiting for you, kid.
1396
01:35:15,101 --> 01:35:16,251
I'll be honest.
1397
01:35:16,876 --> 01:35:19,418
It still feels kinda
weird around here.
1398
01:35:19,638 --> 01:35:21,629
A lot has changed.
1399
01:35:21,674 --> 01:35:24,609
even though we got that steering
wheel and saved Sugar Rush,
1400
01:35:24,610 --> 01:35:27,545
it's never really
gonna be the same.
1401
01:35:27,646 --> 01:35:30,746
For one thing, the racers aren't
even that obnoxious anymore.
1402
01:35:30,983 --> 01:35:33,452
Oh, golly! I'm sorry you
didn't win, Taffyta.
1403
01:35:34,053 --> 01:35:36,781
Our friendship is much more important
to me than winning, Rancis.
1404
01:35:36,990 --> 01:35:38,821
Losing builds character!
1405
01:35:38,858 --> 01:35:40,917
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
1406
01:35:40,960 --> 01:35:46,023
Felix and Calhoun, as goofy as they are,
they turn out to be pretty great parents.
1407
01:35:46,065 --> 01:35:50,001
I gotta hand it to you two.
How on earth did you tame those things?
1408
01:35:50,036 --> 01:35:53,062
It's simple, Surge.
The key to parenting is to...
1409
01:35:55,975 --> 01:35:58,034
...and then what you do is...
1410
01:36:01,080 --> 01:36:05,107
...and that is the secret to
raising perfect children.
1411
01:36:05,118 --> 01:36:07,916
I wish every parent could hear that.
1412
01:36:07,920 --> 01:36:09,012
I'm keeping busy, too.
1413
01:36:09,055 --> 01:36:12,024
Finally joined Zangief's book club.
- Good point, Bison.
1414
01:36:12,058 --> 01:36:13,758
And how about you, Ralph?
1415
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:17,662
Do you feel Dostoevski intended
to make narrator unreliable?
1416
01:36:18,931 --> 01:36:21,832
I do and I don't.
1417
01:36:21,868 --> 01:36:23,995
You do and you don't?
1418
01:36:24,003 --> 01:36:27,803
Duality. That's really deep, Ralph.
- Thanks, Sonic.
1419
01:36:27,840 --> 01:36:29,967
I don't know what
I'm talking about.
1420
01:36:30,443 --> 01:36:32,835
Oh, and we got this new thing
we do every Friday night
1421
01:36:32,946 --> 01:36:34,972
where we all go and hang
out in a different game.
1422
01:36:35,081 --> 01:36:36,946
I actually hosted this week.
1423
01:36:36,983 --> 01:36:40,817
Heyo! Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie!
1424
01:36:40,853 --> 01:36:42,912
What's burnt pie, Wreck-It?
1425
01:36:42,922 --> 01:36:44,814
Just a pie that you burn.
1426
01:36:44,925 --> 01:36:47,618
You can do this with any pie.
You just leave it in the oven for too long.
1427
01:36:50,397 --> 01:36:52,558
We really do have a lot of fun.
1428
01:36:54,401 --> 01:36:56,562
Guess that's pretty much all
the news I got for you.
1429
01:36:56,570 --> 01:36:59,471
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
1430
01:36:59,506 --> 01:37:02,566
I just wish we can hang out sooner.
- Yeah, me too.
1431
01:37:02,576 --> 01:37:07,411
When did you say you're getting those days off?
- Our update starts on January 25th.
1432
01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:10,439
So, like, 2 months from now?
- That'll go by in a flash.
1433
01:37:10,450 --> 01:37:14,352
Speaking of which, you want me to bring
you anything from home when I come visit?
1434
01:37:14,387 --> 01:37:17,515
You know what I cannot find
anywhere on the internet?
1435
01:37:17,524 --> 01:37:20,425
A halfway decent Burger Time burger.
1436
01:37:20,460 --> 01:37:22,479
I've been talking to
Shank and the crew, and
1437
01:37:22,504 --> 01:37:24,453
honestly, I think they're
starting to think
1438
01:37:24,464 --> 01:37:26,950
I'm making it up!
- Alright. Consider it done.
1439
01:37:26,950 --> 01:37:29,527
I'll bring you
guys a truck load.
1440
01:37:30,904 --> 01:37:32,872
The sun's coming up already.
1441
01:37:32,906 --> 01:37:35,875
Guess I better get to it.
- Yeah, me too.
1442
01:37:35,909 --> 01:37:38,969
Talk next week?
- I shall await your call, Madame.
1443
01:37:38,979 --> 01:37:43,916
Then, ado-ado. Farting
is such sweet sorrow.
1444
01:37:44,051 --> 01:37:48,078
So long, stinkbrain.
- Bye, kid.
1445
01:38:00,968 --> 01:38:08,807
You doing okay there, Ralph?
- Yeah. I am, actually. I'm doing great.
1446
01:38:08,842 --> 01:38:11,834
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
1447
01:41:41,012 --> 01:41:44,035
Hey, Mo!
Did you like the movie, sweetie?
1448
01:41:44,359 --> 01:41:47,941
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer that
1449
01:41:47,966 --> 01:41:51,546
wasn't in the movie.
And that makes me sad.
1450
01:41:51,570 --> 01:41:55,493
Oh, that's too bad! Maybe playing
your game would cheer you up.
1451
01:41:55,517 --> 01:41:56,817
Okay!
1452
01:41:58,602 --> 01:42:00,102
Pancake.
1453
01:42:00,126 --> 01:42:02,126
Milkshake.
1454
01:42:02,150 --> 01:42:03,850
Pancake.
1455
01:42:03,874 --> 01:42:05,374
Pancake.
1456
01:42:05,398 --> 01:42:06,391
Milkshake.
1457
01:42:06,415 --> 01:42:09,415
Ooh! Ooh, ooh! I wanna try, I wanna
try, I wanna try! My turn, my turn.
1458
01:42:09,439 --> 01:42:13,939
Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake. Milkshake.
1459
01:42:13,963 --> 01:42:17,763
Pancake. Pancake. Milkshake. Milkshake.
1460
01:42:18,087 --> 01:42:21,187
I'm starting to understand why
people like this game! Very zen!
1461
01:42:23,636 --> 01:42:27,639
Hey, everybody! Look what I found!
More pancakes!
1462
01:42:27,663 --> 01:42:29,057
Sweet! Let's speed it up!
1463
01:42:29,081 --> 01:42:31,043
Pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,
1464
01:42:31,067 --> 01:42:33,067
pancake, pancake, pancake, pancake,
1465
01:42:33,091 --> 01:42:35,915
pancake, pancake, pancake,
pancake, pancake, pancake.
1466
01:42:35,939 --> 01:42:37,670
Eat, little bunny. Eat, eat, eat!
1467
01:42:37,694 --> 01:42:40,800
Ralph, you might wanna try feeding
the kitty for a little while.
1468
01:42:41,424 --> 01:42:43,899
No, the kitty gets the milkshake!
1469
01:42:43,923 --> 01:42:48,499
The bunny gets the pancake!
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