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- Is it a person?
- Yes.
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- Is this person living?
- Yes.
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Is this person famous?
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Sort of.
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Would I know this person?
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No.
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- Is this person a boy?
- Yes.
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Does this person live anywhere near here?
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No.
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Hey, who was that?
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Why are you standing?
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Hey, kid, get in your seat.
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Get in your seat.
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We could frame this whole wall...
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...of windows with drapes.
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Oh... oh, that's... that's an idea.
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Jeff!
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What are you doing home?
I thought you were at tennis.
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Mom, I told you, tennis season is over.
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Oh.
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Oh, sorry, Jeff. This is Mr. Burlman.
He's my new interior designer.
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Jeff, this is... this is Mr.... Mr. Burlman.
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- Nice to meet you, Jeff.
- Don't... don't be alarmed by that.
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- It's just a little. Yeah.
- Palsy. Palsy.
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Just a little palsy.
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Don't you do that.
He's a very talented designer.
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Oh. I heard that, Mrs. Dahmer.
Thank you very much.
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- These windows... spectacular.
- Super talented.
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Have I told you I found
these very sort of lacy drapes?
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Oh, I don't know...
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"Dwapes."
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Come on, I don't want to miss Monty Python.
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- You know what I mean?
- Say no more, say no more.
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Hey, Dahmer...
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...what's in the bag?
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- Dead cat?
- Well, I'm gonna dissolve it.
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- Huh?
- In some acid.
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- What? So full of crap.
- Where did you get acid?
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My dad's a chemist. Got my hands on it easy.
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Yeah, right.
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Well, come see if you don't believe me.
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The acid's kind of weak, so takes about
a month for the flesh to dissolve.
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Why are you doing this?
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I like bones.
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It interests me what's inside.
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This is a bunch of bull crap.
Dead animals, acid.
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Bet these jars are full of nothing
but muddy water.
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Found this about a month ago on Hampton Road.
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The flesh is almost completely dissolved now.
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Yeah, right.
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God, Dahmer, you are such a freak.
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- How was your day, Dad?
- Oh, uneventful.
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- Mr. Demison read more from Charlotte's...
- Is there a stronger chemical I can use?
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- Something that works faster?
- About the hut, Jeff...
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- Let your brother talk! Go ahead.
- It's about a spider...
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...that talks to a pig named Wilbur,
who's gonna be slaughtered by a butcher.
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Oh, my, well, let me think on that, Jeff.
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Uh-uh, let your brother have the leg.
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But he... I like the dark meat.
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There's plenty of white meat.
Give the leg to your brother.
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Jeff.
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Ah, it looks delicious.
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- How about...
- So, uh... how was...
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- ...what, tennis, Jeff?
- Tennis ended a week ago.
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But I have a chance to be
second in singles. Next year.
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Well, I don't know, next year maybe,
you should, you know, take up a team sport...
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- The potatoes. I'm bringing the potatoes!
- ...or join a club.
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Well, I'm in marching band at school.
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I know, but I just... new things
offer new opportunities for friends.
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And friends, yeah,
are our connection with this world.
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Um, mom? Chicken's red inside.
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- Oh, no, it's not.
- Yes, Joyce, it is.
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Yeah.
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- Well, you don't like my cooking?
- No, that's...
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That's what's going on here,
you don't like my cooking?
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Well, that's okay, new house rule.
We eat our mistakes.
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- Do you want a potato?
- Sure.
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That's what I thought.
Some people appreciate my cooking.
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- Out of the way, Dahmer.
- Dumb ass.
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Mr. John Beckter.
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- You matched chloropods?
- Yeah, we were just...
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Gather yourself.
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- Ms. Bowles, come on.
- Now.
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Freaking bully.
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Over there with Jeff.
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Now.
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Jeff, stay on the same slide,
give Mr. Bekderf a look.
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Hey.
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I'm going away this summer
to a wilderness camp, but...
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...in exchange my dad said I can get
tickets to the Neil Sedaka concert.
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- He's my favorite.
- I know.
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Wanna go?
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Um, sure.
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Hey, kid, you're in my spot.
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Move!
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Over here. Everyone! Quiet.
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Now I'm only talking to the seniors,
so the rest of you just keep your traps shut.
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As you know, I'm on the prom
planning committee...
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...and we've put our hearts into the
event which is right around the corner.
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- Hey, faggot.
- It's gonna be... stop that!
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- Figg, let me go.
- Voting for prom King...
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Voting for... uh...
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...ends this Friday!
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It's gonna be the best prom ever,
and just a reminder...
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Frankie Jr., stop that!
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...- paying for some crony...
- Joyce!
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- Shut up.
- Next week you're gonna be into pottery.
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Next week? You don't know what's happening
next week. You know what next week is?
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When I go back to work.
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- Oh, yeah.
- How are you going back to work?
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I'm going back to work. Our boy
is gonna let himself into the house.
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- David's eleven.
- He is eleven and that's just about time.
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I'm telling you. What, you know,
the girls are doing it.
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They're all going back to work. They're
not even coming home on the weekends.
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- All the girls are doing that because...
- What?
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...they're not less than a year
out of the mental hospital.
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- That's mean. That's totally mean.
- Joyce.
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Are they gonna to hit each other?
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- You're really gonna say that to me?
- No. They just argue.
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Don't make me say it, Joyce.
Just leave it alone.
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- Make you say what?
- Joyce, it's because...
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...a month ago you saw a UFO
flying down the street...
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...and you chased after it...
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That sounds excellent.
The horns were pitch perfect.
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You play like that at our year-end recital,
and we're gonna blow scalps off the audience.
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Once again from the top.
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Three, four.
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Hey, faggot!
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- There you are.
- You've been avoiding us all day.
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Hey, Jeff.
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Come to save the day, Dumber?
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Uh, no.
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What, are you gonna defend
this homo with your trumpet case?
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I've got a trumpet you can blow.
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No, I was just gonna tell him something.
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- Well, then, go ahead.
- It's nothing.
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Jeff, I got the Neil Sadaka
tickets for this Saturday.
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My dad said he'd pick you up
around 5:00 this Saturday.
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Hey, Dave.
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Where's your brother?
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I think he's in his lab.
Been there for hours.
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And your mother?
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Hey, Joyce?
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Yeah, we need to talk about Jeff.
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Goddammit.
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Dad? You're never home this early.
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That's enough, Jeff.
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Hey, Dad?
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No. You are spending too much time in here.
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- Don't.
- No, you know, I let you have...
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...a pet cemetery when you
were a kid and now this.
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- Dad! Don't!
- No.
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You need to get out.
Get out of your shell. Yeah?
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- Something more normal.
- I'm in the school band.
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You are not hearing me!
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I don't...
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...I don't know what happened.
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I do know, this...
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...I'm closing this down.
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No more. I'm taking it down.
Do you understand? Enough. Jeff.
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Enough.
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...trapped in this wasteland
for another year.
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I know. Senior year is usually gonna suck.
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- Oh, wait, wait, time out.
- You okay?
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- Skye!
- Are you kidding me?
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- No, that doesn't count.
- That's really fun.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Are you in an after school program?
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- No, not right now.
- Tennis just ended.
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- Yeah, and marching band is only in the fall.
- Well, then get off school grounds.
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- Okay.
- Day's over.
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Can't be hanging around with nothing to do.
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- Sorry.
- Hey.
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Trying to catch a buzz?
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Seven bucks. It's good.
Really good stuff, skunky.
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I've got more if you want it, too.
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What's with the bag?
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I have to pick up road kill,
but I'm trying to quit.
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I can get you road kill, man. Stick with me.
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Hey, you guys!
You guys trying to catch a buzz?
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What are you doing?
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Studying for finals.
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Uh, can I... can I have a minute?
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Okay, look, Jeff.
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The hut. Yeah?
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What you have to understand is sometimes...
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...I get mad at you because I see things
in you that I don't like about myself.
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Like I spend too much time
in the chemistry lab...
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...and I know that.
And I want you to be more active.
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To be...
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...to have friends in ways
that I never could. So I...
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...I got you something.
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Huh?
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Picked these up at the summit mall.
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I think they are gonna work.
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I think you are gonna look more impressive...
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...and, who knows,
you might find it fulfilling.
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I don't know. Hey, who knows.
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Maybe... maybe some girl
will take an interest in you. Huh?
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Yeah? Right?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Quiet everyone, just be quiet. That's it.
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Thank you.
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Your senior year American history
class will be focusing on...
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...the federal government and our presidents.
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So who here can tell me
why history is so important?
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Anyone.
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No one?
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You.
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You, over there, why is history so important?
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- I don't know.
- What?
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- I don't...
- People, please speak up.
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I can't hear... again.
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It's important. I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Okay. Everyone quiet. Thank you.
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I'll take this one.
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People, the reason history is so important,
is you truly will never know yourselves...
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...until you come to better
understand your past.
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All right, turn to page ten
in your textbooks.
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For spacious skies, for amber waves of grain
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For purple mountains majesties
above the fruited plain
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America...
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Thank you. Very nice melody.
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Beautiful, as always.
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Next up, Jeff Dahmer.
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Jeff Dahmer?
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Blegh!
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Bleaagh!
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Bleh!
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He's a real dumber.
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Oh, shoot. We have to go to class!
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I say things like that.
Do I say whatever is on my mind?
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- What's the deal with Dahmer?
- I know, is he insane or what?
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- I think he's kind of hilarious.
- Yeah, that's new.
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Hey, I heard he spazzed in math too.
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Yeah. All week he's been
"doing a Dahmer," I call it.
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- Never really spoken to him.
- We rally in tennis but like, that's it.
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He's out there. Oh, shit.
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I hope he didn't hear you.
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Dahmer. Hey, man.
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Do you want to come sit at our table?
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No reason that a champion spazzer
had got to sit here in hell.
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Come on over, we've got...
we've got courtyard views.
246
00:25:44,355 --> 00:25:46,222
Come on.
247
00:25:47,991 --> 00:25:49,492
Yeah.
248
00:25:58,970 --> 00:26:00,225
- Hey.
- Hey.
249
00:26:00,305 --> 00:26:03,862
Kuddos for your freaking spazzes,
dude. Totally classic.
250
00:26:03,942 --> 00:26:06,598
Yeah. We dig it. Where'd you get the idea?
251
00:26:06,678 --> 00:26:10,302
Like, you know what it reminds me of?
This decorator in town my parents hired.
252
00:26:10,382 --> 00:26:15,274
Used to have these little fits in our living
room until, you know, they just fired him.
253
00:26:15,354 --> 00:26:18,176
Oh, yeah, Mr. Burlman.
My parents hired him too.
254
00:26:18,256 --> 00:26:19,811
Yeah, see, I knew it.
255
00:26:19,891 --> 00:26:23,415
Yeah, but after five months,
all he added was a pink footstool.
256
00:26:23,495 --> 00:26:25,418
And lacy drapes.
257
00:26:27,198 --> 00:26:30,047
Dahmer, where have you been?
258
00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:33,626
I think we should form a Dahmer fan club.
259
00:26:34,406 --> 00:26:38,230
- What?
- Yeah, like, I mean, there's just...
260
00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:42,692
...there's only so much time left. I think
with you as our fearless leader, we can...
261
00:26:42,772 --> 00:26:45,804
...we can really disrupt the school.
Go out in style.
262
00:26:45,884 --> 00:26:47,806
Yeah, in infamy.
263
00:26:48,386 --> 00:26:51,316
Yeah, if we don't,
I might have to do something crazy...
264
00:26:51,396 --> 00:26:52,955
Like kill the Pope.
265
00:26:54,825 --> 00:26:57,461
Dahmer, look. I already drew you, actually.
266
00:27:01,431 --> 00:27:04,257
This one's called
"Dahmer and a Bag of Groceries."
267
00:27:05,957 --> 00:27:07,859
What do you think?
268
00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:12,810
And as part of The Dahmer fan club,
I appoint myself the minister of propaganda.
269
00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,425
Who did that?
270
00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,305
Was it you?
271
00:27:54,085 --> 00:27:55,975
Behave yourself.
272
00:27:56,455 --> 00:27:59,177
- Or get out of my library.
- But I...
273
00:27:59,257 --> 00:28:01,112
Don't even think about it.
274
00:28:05,062 --> 00:28:08,052
- So disrespectful.
- Not cool.
275
00:28:08,132 --> 00:28:09,656
Despicable.
276
00:28:15,974 --> 00:28:18,175
Who keeps making that sound?
277
00:28:21,611 --> 00:28:23,802
Guys, guys, guys.
278
00:28:23,882 --> 00:28:26,573
Those girls are aggressively
out of our league.
279
00:28:28,353 --> 00:28:30,175
They're a primo target.
280
00:28:30,555 --> 00:28:32,422
Let's do a Dahmer.
281
00:28:34,425 --> 00:28:36,252
Hurricane drought!
282
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,141
God, where is it?
283
00:29:01,319 --> 00:29:04,376
- Mom? I have good news.
- Yeah. Good. What is it?
284
00:29:04,456 --> 00:29:06,545
I have friends coming over.
285
00:29:08,025 --> 00:29:11,983
- It's in here, I know it.
- What are you doing?
286
00:29:12,063 --> 00:29:16,554
- Oh, nothing.
- I... I thought you stopped.
287
00:29:16,634 --> 00:29:19,157
Oh, these? I've been taking these
since I was pregnant with you.
288
00:29:19,237 --> 00:29:21,927
In a way they're good enough
for you to take. Is it down under...
289
00:29:22,007 --> 00:29:25,350
Go back. Go... go back to the doctor.
290
00:29:25,610 --> 00:29:28,800
- Go back to the doctor.
- I don't... oh, God, no.
291
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:34,039
I hate the doctor. Doctor always tells me
what to do. Just like you, just like you.
292
00:29:34,119 --> 00:29:37,142
- I thought... I thought you stopped.
- Look down there.
293
00:29:37,222 --> 00:29:39,945
How could you listen
to that punk crap? Seriously.
294
00:29:40,025 --> 00:29:41,680
- Rocket From The Tombs?
- Yeah.
295
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:45,183
They're from right down the street. Better
than that kid shit that Mike listens to.
296
00:29:45,263 --> 00:29:48,686
- And the folk-y polk-y stuff you listen to.
- Fuck off.
297
00:29:55,372 --> 00:29:58,174
- Hello.
- Hi.
298
00:30:03,747 --> 00:30:05,704
Why don't we hang out outside?
299
00:30:05,784 --> 00:30:08,773
But I thought we were gonna listen
to these bootlegs in your den.
300
00:30:08,853 --> 00:30:12,143
- But my mom is sleeping.
- So?
301
00:30:12,623 --> 00:30:16,114
And I'm kind of embarrassed by the pink
footstool and the lacy "dwapes."
302
00:30:17,194 --> 00:30:18,817
Are you in the new club?
303
00:30:18,897 --> 00:30:22,788
- What?
- That's my brother. Get lost, Dave.
304
00:30:22,868 --> 00:30:26,791
Um, so does Lisa Watkins
still live down the street?
305
00:30:26,871 --> 00:30:29,761
'Cause I heard she didn't
move out after graduation.
306
00:30:29,841 --> 00:30:33,198
- Are you two friends?
- She doesn't know I exist.
307
00:30:33,278 --> 00:30:36,312
Great. I've got a great idea.
308
00:30:46,224 --> 00:30:49,014
- Hi, I'm here for the interview.
- Excuse me?
309
00:30:49,094 --> 00:30:51,583
They said that you would do an interview.
310
00:30:51,663 --> 00:30:54,806
I'm with the William Dawes
high school newspaper.
311
00:30:54,886 --> 00:30:56,982
- The lantern?
- Yeah.
312
00:30:57,062 --> 00:30:59,925
We're doing a story
on past homecoming queens.
313
00:31:00,005 --> 00:31:03,515
- Love to talk to you.
- Guess I could spare ten minutes.
314
00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:07,392
Cool. Um, so first I just want to ask...
315
00:31:07,472 --> 00:31:11,870
...how does it feel now that you know that
the best years of your life are behind you?
316
00:31:11,950 --> 00:31:17,028
- You were prom queen, now you're...
- Wait a sec. Is this some kind of joke?
317
00:31:17,108 --> 00:31:19,927
No, it's not a joke.
I want to know how that feels.
318
00:31:22,987 --> 00:31:26,805
...you live, like, a miserable existence
now that high school is over.
319
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:30,723
I'm sorry. Wait, please come back.
I need answers.
320
00:31:32,904 --> 00:31:35,938
- That was awesome!
- That was so good.
321
00:31:44,782 --> 00:31:46,872
Is Dahmer your muse?
322
00:31:47,452 --> 00:31:50,343
- What?
- Is Dahmer your muse?
323
00:31:51,723 --> 00:31:53,211
Oh.
324
00:31:53,691 --> 00:31:56,768
- No.
- Sure looks like it.
325
00:31:58,063 --> 00:31:59,916
No, he's not.
326
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,034
Wanna see?
327
00:32:08,805 --> 00:32:11,006
This is Dahmer as a coat hanger.
328
00:32:11,476 --> 00:32:12,998
You're talented.
329
00:32:14,289 --> 00:32:15,918
Thanks.
330
00:32:17,314 --> 00:32:19,282
Why don't you sketch me?
331
00:32:21,885 --> 00:32:23,753
I can draw you.
332
00:32:28,558 --> 00:32:31,901
- Okay. Prove it.
- Yeah.
333
00:32:33,397 --> 00:32:37,033
All right. Stand up and lay on the floor.
334
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:52,604
Lay on the floor.
335
00:32:53,484 --> 00:32:55,352
And act dead.
336
00:33:07,765 --> 00:33:09,615
Keep reading.
337
00:33:19,209 --> 00:33:20,732
There.
338
00:33:21,112 --> 00:33:22,849
Tada.
339
00:33:27,083 --> 00:33:30,553
There's sunfish. Whatever we
catch, we've got to throw back.
340
00:33:32,922 --> 00:33:36,414
You guys hear Victor Cramer's mom
caught him masturbating with a vacuum.
341
00:33:36,994 --> 00:33:38,253
- What?
- Yeah.
342
00:33:38,333 --> 00:33:41,452
- Is he all right?
- I don't know.
343
00:33:41,532 --> 00:33:43,754
With a vacuum, how?
344
00:33:43,834 --> 00:33:48,893
I don't know. Supposedly he just
stuck his wanker in the front half.
345
00:33:48,973 --> 00:33:51,162
How else would you masturbate with a vacuum?
346
00:33:51,242 --> 00:33:53,665
Fuck. Ouch.
347
00:33:54,045 --> 00:33:56,968
What's the difference
between parsley and pussy?
348
00:33:57,048 --> 00:33:58,836
What?
349
00:33:58,916 --> 00:34:00,750
No one eats parsley.
350
00:34:08,292 --> 00:34:09,580
Hey.
351
00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:12,150
You got one? Here.
352
00:34:18,602 --> 00:34:22,462
Okay. Use this to cut him loose,
and then throw him right back, all right?
353
00:34:23,942 --> 00:34:25,808
Just cut him right off the line.
354
00:34:34,051 --> 00:34:35,885
Just cut the line, Jeff.
355
00:34:37,754 --> 00:34:39,311
Hey.
356
00:34:39,991 --> 00:34:42,658
Jeff, what the hell? I said throw him back.
357
00:34:44,728 --> 00:34:46,317
Sorry.
358
00:34:46,497 --> 00:34:48,387
Why'd you do that?
359
00:34:49,167 --> 00:34:52,568
I just wanted to see
what its insides looked like.
360
00:34:58,475 --> 00:35:00,354
Just get rid of it, okay?
361
00:35:02,279 --> 00:35:04,936
- I feel utterly left out right now.
- Why?
362
00:35:05,016 --> 00:35:06,071
Not playing tic-tac-toe.
363
00:35:06,151 --> 00:35:09,206
Do you want to play tic-tac-toe with three
people? That doesn't even make sense.
364
00:35:09,286 --> 00:35:12,427
Okay. Thank you. Neil. Neil's here.
365
00:35:12,507 --> 00:35:15,313
Yeah, Ashley just aggressively rejected me.
366
00:35:15,393 --> 00:35:17,816
- That was fun.
- What?
367
00:35:17,896 --> 00:35:20,918
I went up to her after...
I went up to her after class.
368
00:35:20,998 --> 00:35:24,555
I was like, so you're in the lit club,
and she's like, yeah.
369
00:35:24,635 --> 00:35:27,558
I'm like, who's your favorite author?
So goes, James Joyce.
370
00:35:27,638 --> 00:35:32,630
I'm like, yeah, I've read
quite a bit. I said that.
371
00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:35,767
Worst part is, I have to... I have to
shoot her for the yearbook tomorrow.
372
00:35:35,847 --> 00:35:37,902
- She's in the lit club.
- You have to shoot her?
373
00:35:37,982 --> 00:35:40,471
I totally forgot you had to do that.
374
00:35:40,551 --> 00:35:42,441
I've got an idea.
375
00:35:43,221 --> 00:35:46,045
What if we put me in all the photos?
376
00:35:47,025 --> 00:35:50,682
Like, if we sneak you into the club pictures?
377
00:35:51,662 --> 00:35:53,051
Uh-huh.
378
00:35:53,131 --> 00:35:55,554
Like you're just in every club.
379
00:35:56,434 --> 00:35:57,922
Yes.
380
00:35:58,002 --> 00:36:01,225
- That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.
- I think you might be a genius, Jeff.
381
00:36:01,305 --> 00:36:04,495
- Wait, do it...
- Everyone's smiling, everyone's smiling.
382
00:36:04,575 --> 00:36:07,198
- You're gonna be a real...
- It's my picture time.
383
00:36:10,581 --> 00:36:12,584
- Wait.
- I love it.
384
00:36:13,284 --> 00:36:16,742
Okay, this is everyone from
the rock climbing club, correct?
385
00:36:18,622 --> 00:36:21,913
- Good job, bro.
- Okay, looking good.
386
00:36:25,263 --> 00:36:27,341
All right, let me focus.
387
00:36:35,772 --> 00:36:37,128
Okay, come on.
388
00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:39,465
Wait, back up, back up, back up.
389
00:36:42,045 --> 00:36:43,567
Hey, Jeff.
390
00:36:43,647 --> 00:36:46,893
- Hey.
- Ready, smile!
391
00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:55,385
- He's not in National Honor Society.
- Shut your pie hole.
392
00:37:02,899 --> 00:37:06,257
Everybody ready, one, two, three.
393
00:37:11,709 --> 00:37:16,834
Hey, Dad, um, I joined a lot of
new clubs. I think you'd be proud.
394
00:37:16,914 --> 00:37:19,604
- That is great news.
- This doesn't belong there.
395
00:37:19,684 --> 00:37:23,174
- This. This doesn't belong here. Hi, kids.
- Jesus Christ.
396
00:37:23,254 --> 00:37:26,311
- Why do I always have to do this?
- I'm working on that. Yeah.
397
00:37:26,391 --> 00:37:29,615
Joyce, give that back. Give it back.
398
00:37:30,995 --> 00:37:33,217
Yo. Can I put my feet?
399
00:37:33,297 --> 00:37:35,187
Yeah, yeah.
400
00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:39,057
- That's the pink footstool.
- My formulas are in there.
401
00:37:39,137 --> 00:37:42,893
- I got a job. Did you know that?
- My formulas. No, look...
402
00:37:42,973 --> 00:37:46,831
- A group therapy group.
- I am finishing something, please.
403
00:37:46,911 --> 00:37:49,968
- I'm not finished. I'm not finished!
- Hand it over! Hand it over!
404
00:37:50,048 --> 00:37:52,971
It's nothing, they do that a lot.
405
00:37:53,251 --> 00:37:56,240
What did he tell your parents there, Brian.
Huh? What did he tell them?
406
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,509
- What did Lionel tell your parents?
- What?
407
00:37:58,589 --> 00:38:01,680
- You! What did he tell your parents?
- Oh.
408
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,449
The Stevens, he told the Steven's something.
What did he tell them?
409
00:38:04,529 --> 00:38:07,238
Oh, the St... I'm not as Steven's...
the Steven's are not my parents.
410
00:38:07,318 --> 00:38:09,420
Uh-huh. Sure. What did he tell your parents?
411
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,955
- Mom. Mom.
- What?
412
00:38:11,035 --> 00:38:12,457
- Nothing.
- This is Derf.
413
00:38:12,537 --> 00:38:16,216
Joyce, will you just leave
the kids out of it, please?
414
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:19,464
Get off.
415
00:38:20,344 --> 00:38:22,633
I have a job. I don't need you.
416
00:38:25,616 --> 00:38:28,906
- I'm sorry.
- That's okay. Um...
417
00:38:30,486 --> 00:38:33,945
I realize I have... I have to run
to dinner with my parents.
418
00:38:34,825 --> 00:38:37,548
Um, but I'll see you in school, Dahmer.
419
00:38:37,628 --> 00:38:40,084
- Yeah.
- Don't let fame go to your head.
420
00:38:43,931 --> 00:38:46,625
I am in charge of the front desk for them.
421
00:38:46,705 --> 00:38:49,060
- Oh, yes, someone hired you...
- Bye, sweetheart.
422
00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:51,629
- You tell your parents I said hello.
- Did they?
423
00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:53,220
Yes.
424
00:40:25,034 --> 00:40:26,913
Hope you have a great day.
425
00:40:32,341 --> 00:40:33,853
Thanks.
426
00:40:37,947 --> 00:40:39,937
You guys are here just in time.
Just ended my shift.
427
00:40:40,017 --> 00:40:42,841
- Holy hell. Look at those.
- My boss is...
428
00:40:43,321 --> 00:40:46,744
- Look at those, look at those.
- You talk about them like they're little babies.
429
00:40:46,824 --> 00:40:48,680
They are little babies.
430
00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:07,158
Could you do something about it?
It's disgusting.
431
00:41:07,238 --> 00:41:08,900
- Please.
- What's going on?
432
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:12,086
Do you have any respect for property?
You need a sense of decency, young man.
433
00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:15,395
What's your name?
You're gonna have to pay for that.
434
00:41:22,192 --> 00:41:25,049
Mr.... Mr. Bakderf.
435
00:41:25,129 --> 00:41:27,006
Is this your doing?
436
00:41:31,267 --> 00:41:33,146
Oh, God.
437
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,093
- Oh, there he is.
- Hey.
438
00:41:36,173 --> 00:41:37,896
Oh, shit. Oh.
439
00:41:37,976 --> 00:41:41,165
- You get fired?
- Almost.
440
00:41:41,245 --> 00:41:42,833
I had to beg him not to fire me.
441
00:41:42,913 --> 00:41:45,269
I told him that I wasn't part of it...
442
00:41:45,349 --> 00:41:48,706
...school and oh, my gosh.
We can't do that anymore. Seriously.
443
00:41:48,786 --> 00:41:50,875
In school we can do it.
It's teachers are zombies.
444
00:41:50,955 --> 00:41:54,379
- But these adults are gonna squash us.
- Yeah. All right.
445
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:56,781
- That was pretty good though.
- It was great.
446
00:41:56,861 --> 00:42:00,985
Wait, wait. I know that guy.
Doc... Dr. Matthews, Dr. Matthews.
447
00:42:01,065 --> 00:42:03,721
- Hey.
- Hey, Michael.
448
00:42:03,801 --> 00:42:05,640
How are your parents?
449
00:42:06,370 --> 00:42:10,428
- Deathly ill.
- Wait, what? What's happened?
450
00:42:10,708 --> 00:42:14,498
Nothing, I'm just jiving with you.
They're fine. They're solid as a rock.
451
00:42:14,578 --> 00:42:18,169
- They're doing good.
- Okay, good. How's your cough?
452
00:42:18,249 --> 00:42:20,304
Uh, my cough went away,
pretty quickly, actually.
453
00:42:20,384 --> 00:42:23,741
It did. Well, that's good to hear.
All right, Michael.
454
00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:26,647
Gentlemen. You boys be good, okay?
455
00:42:27,658 --> 00:42:29,180
Okay.
456
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:33,452
He runs by my house every Monday,
Wednesday, and Friday.
457
00:42:34,432 --> 00:42:38,723
Okay. Well, he grabs my balls
when I cough. Beat that, faggot.
458
00:42:38,803 --> 00:42:40,380
Shotgun!
459
00:43:08,865 --> 00:43:11,955
Who's over, Jeff? One of your friends?
460
00:43:12,035 --> 00:43:13,546
No.
461
00:43:17,607 --> 00:43:19,452
I bought it!
462
00:43:21,677 --> 00:43:23,871
- What?
- It was only 2000 miles.
463
00:43:23,951 --> 00:43:25,569
- With what?
- I financed it, of course.
464
00:43:25,649 --> 00:43:26,819
- How?
- What do you mean...
465
00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,939
...I have my name on the... on the checkbook.
466
00:43:29,019 --> 00:43:32,176
Yeah, right. I can't...
just give me the checkbook.
467
00:43:32,256 --> 00:43:35,145
You know that was for groceries
and things around the house.
468
00:43:35,225 --> 00:43:38,248
Right, right. Which is why you would've
said no if I wanted to buy the car.
469
00:43:38,328 --> 00:43:41,975
- You are taking that back tomorrow.
- Forget it. Over my dead body.
470
00:43:45,502 --> 00:43:48,192
- I bought it.
- I need a drink.
471
00:43:48,272 --> 00:43:50,094
It's mine.
472
00:43:50,674 --> 00:43:53,566
Hi, honey. How was school?
473
00:43:55,546 --> 00:43:57,101
School.
474
00:43:58,081 --> 00:44:00,571
- Huh.
- I like your car.
475
00:44:01,051 --> 00:44:02,929
Well, I'll be.
476
00:44:04,721 --> 00:44:06,610
Thank you.
477
00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:08,568
I like it too.
478
00:44:20,837 --> 00:44:22,694
You hear that?
479
00:44:23,774 --> 00:44:25,596
That's a red-eyed Vireo.
480
00:44:26,376 --> 00:44:30,043
Or a black-billed cuckoo. Either way...
481
00:44:30,123 --> 00:44:32,003
...they, um...
482
00:44:32,583 --> 00:44:36,107
...they only nest
in the same spot for one year.
483
00:44:36,387 --> 00:44:38,231
Not entirety.
484
00:45:47,357 --> 00:45:50,681
That in and of itself isolates us
from the rest of the world.
485
00:45:50,761 --> 00:45:54,384
It's like a microcosm of our foreign policy.
You know what I mean?
486
00:45:54,464 --> 00:45:57,321
- You're a pseudo-intellectual.
- What's up, Dahmer.
487
00:45:57,401 --> 00:45:59,757
Hey. Where's your trumpet?
488
00:45:59,837 --> 00:46:01,658
I quit.
489
00:46:01,738 --> 00:46:04,763
- What? When?
- Yesterday.
490
00:46:05,643 --> 00:46:08,215
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.
491
00:46:08,295 --> 00:46:10,634
Hey, posers.
492
00:46:10,714 --> 00:46:13,771
Hey, Figg. How's business?
493
00:46:13,851 --> 00:46:15,874
Want me to kick your fucking teeth in?
494
00:46:16,754 --> 00:46:18,632
Hey, check it out.
495
00:46:22,025 --> 00:46:25,950
- My dad brought it back from Germany.
- Your dad fought the Nazis?
496
00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:27,885
No, he was one.
497
00:46:27,965 --> 00:46:30,013
Cut a Jew's throat with it.
498
00:46:31,969 --> 00:46:33,813
Hey, check it out.
499
00:46:38,994 --> 00:46:42,088
- Okay. Bye, Figg.
- All right, Figg. See ya.
500
00:46:45,648 --> 00:46:48,138
Dahmer. Come on.
501
00:46:48,618 --> 00:46:50,496
Come on.
502
00:46:54,891 --> 00:46:57,737
Stay away from that dude.
He's a total psycho.
503
00:47:07,837 --> 00:47:09,661
Hey, so where's that spot?
504
00:47:11,041 --> 00:47:12,885
Up here further.
505
00:47:16,545 --> 00:47:20,405
All right, well, we're gonna have
to find an animal then, huh?
506
00:47:22,285 --> 00:47:24,374
Here. Hold this.
507
00:47:24,454 --> 00:47:26,299
Here, try it.
508
00:47:32,061 --> 00:47:33,918
We're hunting "wabbits."
509
00:47:34,798 --> 00:47:36,994
It's duck season.
510
00:47:37,074 --> 00:47:38,908
Wabbit season.
511
00:47:41,604 --> 00:47:44,528
I swiped it from my dad. He doesn't need it.
512
00:47:44,608 --> 00:47:49,101
He just used it to fucking threaten
my mom for no fucking reason.
513
00:47:51,031 --> 00:47:54,076
So it's mine now, you know? Fuck him.
514
00:48:10,632 --> 00:48:13,523
You know, they shut
the water off at my house.
515
00:48:13,603 --> 00:48:15,414
Last week.
516
00:48:16,439 --> 00:48:19,079
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
517
00:48:44,134 --> 00:48:46,216
Here. Your turn.
518
00:48:48,605 --> 00:48:50,128
No.
519
00:48:51,508 --> 00:48:53,331
Come on.
520
00:48:53,811 --> 00:48:55,666
No guns.
521
00:48:56,546 --> 00:48:58,397
Come on.
522
00:48:59,649 --> 00:49:01,528
Come on.
523
00:49:06,594 --> 00:49:10,081
Truman shared the same view
of politics as James Madison...
524
00:49:10,161 --> 00:49:14,178
...150 years earlier. How so?
525
00:49:18,902 --> 00:49:21,992
Mr. Dahmer. So glad you could join us.
526
00:49:22,072 --> 00:49:25,117
- What the hell is he doing?
- Go ahead, Scott.
527
00:49:29,278 --> 00:49:32,356
- Do you smell that?
- Yeah. He reeks.
528
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:36,040
Okay, people. Permission slips
for next week's Washington DC trip...
529
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,509
...are due on my desk tomorrow.
530
00:49:38,589 --> 00:49:41,774
Every parent must sign one.
531
00:50:35,157 --> 00:50:38,828
It sucks being a virgin.
Guys, I want to get in a puss.
532
00:50:42,685 --> 00:50:44,208
Dahmer.
533
00:50:45,588 --> 00:50:47,478
You wanna see my drawing?
534
00:50:47,558 --> 00:50:49,080
Sure.
535
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:55,519
It's you as King Kong on the Washington
Monument. That's not just a large wang.
536
00:50:55,599 --> 00:50:58,788
The most phallic symbol
in our nation's capitol.
537
00:50:58,869 --> 00:51:00,914
The Washington Monument.
538
00:51:10,212 --> 00:51:13,274
Our fan club has to make our mark on DC.
539
00:51:18,154 --> 00:51:20,211
- Let's spazz on the White House lawn.
- No.
540
00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:23,981
We can't get on the White House lawn.
Dahmer, they have like, fences.
541
00:51:24,061 --> 00:51:26,049
Wait, I have an idea. Charlie.
542
00:51:26,129 --> 00:51:29,605
Charlie, hey. So, we were thinking...
543
00:51:29,685 --> 00:51:32,956
...since you're the token black in our class,
why don't you try and use...
544
00:51:33,036 --> 00:51:35,905
...Neil's Super-8 camera and we can
film you doing the Martin Luther King...
545
00:51:35,985 --> 00:51:39,062
..."I Have A Dream" speech,
right at the Lincoln Memorial.
546
00:51:39,142 --> 00:51:42,834
I play football, Bakderf, not charades.
547
00:51:44,014 --> 00:51:47,659
John Bakderf and a Neil Davis.
548
00:51:50,553 --> 00:51:54,234
Jeffrey Dahmer and Charlie Smith.
549
00:52:02,932 --> 00:52:05,756
Dahmer. We're right here.
550
00:52:05,836 --> 00:52:10,283
Uh, if he tries to rape you in the middle
of the night, just knock. Okay.
551
00:52:17,446 --> 00:52:19,536
So we're roommates, huh?
552
00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:22,094
Yep.
553
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,983
"Three's Company" is so obvious.
554
00:52:33,463 --> 00:52:34,986
Huh?
555
00:52:36,066 --> 00:52:37,955
Mr. Roper.
556
00:52:38,035 --> 00:52:39,923
He's an idiot.
557
00:52:40,303 --> 00:52:42,181
Taxi's on in a few.
558
00:53:10,699 --> 00:53:13,190
Is it hard being
the only black guy in our class?
559
00:53:13,270 --> 00:53:14,859
Nah.
560
00:53:15,739 --> 00:53:17,598
Your palms are less black.
561
00:53:19,109 --> 00:53:22,392
I wonder, are your insides
the same as my insides?
562
00:53:22,812 --> 00:53:27,894
Like, your stomach
is the same color as my stomach?
563
00:53:47,536 --> 00:53:50,494
It's totally bogus we didn't get
to meet the President.
564
00:53:50,574 --> 00:53:53,864
Why didn't we just stay in Ohio
and meet our state senators?
565
00:53:53,944 --> 00:53:56,155
- I dare you.
- To what?
566
00:53:56,235 --> 00:53:59,270
- Call Carter. See if he's free.
- Jeff, please.
567
00:54:00,150 --> 00:54:02,373
What's the worst thing that can happen?
568
00:54:03,253 --> 00:54:06,927
- Okay, what about Vice President Mondale?
- That's impossible.
569
00:54:09,392 --> 00:54:11,237
If you want to.
570
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,730
This is pointless. It's our last day
here, we should get lunch.
571
00:54:26,810 --> 00:54:30,151
Hi, can you connect me to the vice
president of the United States?
572
00:54:31,281 --> 00:54:33,136
Yeah, his office please.
573
00:54:33,316 --> 00:54:35,172
Thank you.
574
00:54:35,752 --> 00:54:37,974
- It's ringing.
- What?
575
00:54:38,054 --> 00:54:39,932
It's ringing.
576
00:54:43,926 --> 00:54:45,449
Hello?
577
00:54:46,029 --> 00:54:49,320
Yes, we're from William Dawes High in Ohio.
578
00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:52,189
Just in the middle of nowhere.
579
00:54:52,569 --> 00:54:56,526
Yes, we're honor students,
and part of the school newspaper...
580
00:54:56,606 --> 00:54:58,662
...and we're very interested in politics.
581
00:54:58,742 --> 00:55:00,997
And we were wondering if we
could interview you as an aide...
582
00:55:01,077 --> 00:55:03,289
...to the vice president
of the United States?
583
00:55:05,214 --> 00:55:06,903
Yes.
584
00:55:06,983 --> 00:55:09,442
Uh-huh. We are...
585
00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:15,079
...one minute...
586
00:55:16,159 --> 00:55:18,248
...on Constitutional Avenue.
587
00:55:18,628 --> 00:55:20,151
Uh-huh.
588
00:55:21,331 --> 00:55:23,821
Okay. Great.
589
00:55:23,901 --> 00:55:25,489
Great.
590
00:55:26,569 --> 00:55:28,261
We're in.
591
00:55:28,341 --> 00:55:31,361
- We're in.
- What? Come on.
592
00:55:31,441 --> 00:55:35,859
- Dahmer's got balls, man, he's slick.
- We have an appointment in an hour.
593
00:55:35,939 --> 00:55:38,992
So you get to sit in meetings
with the vice president?
594
00:55:39,072 --> 00:55:40,870
Sometimes.
595
00:55:40,950 --> 00:55:42,572
Really?
596
00:55:42,652 --> 00:55:46,543
- Where is his office?
- Oh, wait! Mr. Vice President.
597
00:55:46,623 --> 00:55:49,046
Sorry. Excuse me.
598
00:55:49,826 --> 00:55:52,882
Just a second. These kids
are with the newspaper...
599
00:55:52,962 --> 00:55:55,819
- ...their school newspaper from...
- Ohio.
600
00:55:55,899 --> 00:56:00,757
Ohio. That's a great state. Our fellow
Midwesterners, I'm from Minnesota.
601
00:56:00,837 --> 00:56:04,995
So you want to pursue journalism
when you grow up, or what?
602
00:56:05,075 --> 00:56:08,698
Well, I want to draw cartoons,
but not for TV.
603
00:56:08,778 --> 00:56:11,034
I want to draw comics.
604
00:56:11,114 --> 00:56:14,003
Well, that's great, as long as you
don't draw any political ones about me.
605
00:56:14,083 --> 00:56:15,772
- I won't do that.
- Young lady?
606
00:56:15,852 --> 00:56:18,942
- I want to be a teacher.
- That's nice.
607
00:56:19,422 --> 00:56:21,250
I really don't know.
608
00:56:21,330 --> 00:56:24,247
Don't worry, you got plenty
of time to figure it out.
609
00:56:24,327 --> 00:56:29,152
Professor? You know, or my dad
wants me to go into real estate.
610
00:56:29,232 --> 00:56:31,088
What about you?
611
00:56:31,668 --> 00:56:35,193
- Biology.
- Great. You ought to pursue that.
612
00:56:36,273 --> 00:56:41,030
I'm sure you'll be happy no matter what you
choose. You might want to consider politics.
613
00:56:41,110 --> 00:56:43,413
An admirable profession, young lady.
614
00:56:43,613 --> 00:56:46,035
- Enjoy D.C-, kids.
- Thank you, sir.
615
00:56:46,115 --> 00:56:47,960
Nice to meet you.
616
00:56:50,619 --> 00:56:52,542
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
617
00:56:52,622 --> 00:56:55,244
Thank you. Thank you.
618
00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:57,147
Thank you so much.
619
00:56:58,127 --> 00:56:59,638
Yes.
620
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:06,879
Hey. Dahmer.
621
00:57:09,071 --> 00:57:12,395
I'm Professor Mondale and you're gonna
have a very bright future ahead of you.
622
00:57:12,475 --> 00:57:14,353
Thank you, Son.
623
00:57:20,549 --> 00:57:22,373
How'd it go?
624
00:57:23,653 --> 00:57:25,475
You all right?
625
00:57:26,155 --> 00:57:27,966
It was great.
626
00:57:31,260 --> 00:57:33,332
You know...
627
00:57:33,419 --> 00:57:35,285
...that it has been difficult
with your mother.
628
00:57:35,365 --> 00:57:39,656
I don't want to say anything bad about her.
629
00:57:40,436 --> 00:57:41,947
Just...
630
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,131
Is she going back to the hospital?
631
00:57:48,111 --> 00:57:50,500
Not exactly.
632
00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:52,669
When you were younger...
633
00:57:53,749 --> 00:57:57,541
...but then life gets in the...
634
00:57:57,621 --> 00:58:00,305
I work and...
635
00:58:03,312 --> 00:58:05,899
...so while you were away,
I moved into a motel.
636
00:58:05,979 --> 00:58:08,661
It's just down the block.
637
00:58:10,133 --> 00:58:13,395
I just thought it would be easier...
638
00:58:14,104 --> 00:58:15,976
...while you were away.
639
00:58:16,973 --> 00:58:18,817
You okay?
640
00:58:22,211 --> 00:58:24,023
It'll be amicable.
641
00:58:33,421 --> 00:58:35,303
Hey, kid.
642
00:58:36,493 --> 00:58:39,505
I know you spoke to your dad. You okay?
643
00:58:42,731 --> 00:58:44,242
Aw.
644
00:58:52,507 --> 00:58:54,999
Do you want to talk to somebody about it now?
645
00:58:55,279 --> 00:58:57,934
- Hmm.
- Okay.
646
00:58:58,014 --> 00:58:59,858
Get some sleep, honey.
647
00:59:26,141 --> 00:59:27,864
Hello.
648
00:59:27,944 --> 00:59:31,207
- You're running a cold, huh?
- I think so.
649
00:59:32,282 --> 00:59:34,360
I've been getting chills.
650
00:59:36,352 --> 00:59:37,870
Well...
651
00:59:38,787 --> 00:59:40,851
...it's always good to see your patients.
652
00:59:43,859 --> 00:59:46,138
So, a physical maybe?
653
00:59:54,736 --> 00:59:56,793
Stick out your tongue, say "ah."
654
00:59:56,873 --> 00:59:58,895
Ah.
655
00:59:58,975 --> 01:00:00,986
Okay. Tonsils look good.
656
01:00:02,978 --> 01:00:04,700
All right.
657
01:00:04,780 --> 01:00:06,992
Turn your head. Let's look in those ears.
658
01:00:09,651 --> 01:00:11,740
Do you do surgery?
659
01:00:11,820 --> 01:00:13,344
No.
660
01:00:14,424 --> 01:00:16,412
Why not?
661
01:00:16,492 --> 01:00:18,648
Turn your head.
662
01:00:18,728 --> 01:00:21,058
Well, I like caring for people, but...
663
01:00:21,138 --> 01:00:24,721
...I'm not the type of person who
wants to cut someone open, so this.
664
01:00:24,801 --> 01:00:27,625
Well, I almost became a podiatrist.
665
01:00:28,405 --> 01:00:31,194
- Less blood.
- Yeah.
666
01:00:31,574 --> 01:00:33,139
Exactly.
667
01:00:34,977 --> 01:00:38,991
- What about what's on a patient's mind?
- You mean a psychiatrist?
668
01:00:43,051 --> 01:00:45,531
Okay. Just relax, okay?
669
01:00:52,861 --> 01:00:54,739
Take a deep breath.
670
01:00:56,932 --> 01:01:00,179
Good. And another deep breath.
671
01:01:04,806 --> 01:01:07,432
Well, you seem healthy to me.
672
01:01:08,912 --> 01:01:10,925
Now before I weigh you...
673
01:01:12,534 --> 01:01:14,606
...does it hurt when you urinate?
674
01:01:15,018 --> 01:01:16,773
Uh, no.
675
01:01:16,853 --> 01:01:18,409
Okay.
676
01:01:19,789 --> 01:01:22,106
And are you sexually active?
677
01:01:23,326 --> 01:01:24,933
What kind?
678
01:01:29,565 --> 01:01:31,454
Sort of.
679
01:01:32,134 --> 01:01:35,804
Well, you're at that age.
Okay. Drop your underpants.
680
01:01:47,148 --> 01:01:48,738
Okay.
681
01:01:49,408 --> 01:01:50,941
Cough.
682
01:01:52,521 --> 01:01:54,544
Okay, good. Cough again.
683
01:01:55,324 --> 01:01:57,147
And cough one more time.
684
01:02:05,083 --> 01:02:07,496
I'm finished. You can pull up your pants.
685
01:02:39,867 --> 01:02:41,491
Jeff, dinner.
686
01:02:41,571 --> 01:02:45,094
Just... a minute. Go away.
687
01:02:45,174 --> 01:02:47,452
- Jeff?
- Go away!
688
01:03:06,461 --> 01:03:08,918
Jeffrey was really hot.
689
01:03:08,998 --> 01:03:11,655
Shut up, gross. No, she's not.
690
01:03:11,735 --> 01:03:13,355
Yeah.
691
01:03:13,435 --> 01:03:14,991
Yes.
692
01:03:15,571 --> 01:03:17,805
Neil, your mom's smoking too.
693
01:03:19,008 --> 01:03:21,564
Yeah. So is that car she drives.
694
01:03:21,644 --> 01:03:24,702
The Jaguar? The piece of shit?
695
01:03:25,182 --> 01:03:28,337
Your mom... your mom's extraordinarily hot.
696
01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:30,873
- Yeah, so...
- I've jerked off to your mom before.
697
01:03:30,953 --> 01:03:32,241
Jesus Christ.
698
01:03:32,321 --> 01:03:35,979
Well, I've jerked off in my room,
I've jerked off to your mom before.
699
01:03:36,559 --> 01:03:38,815
Not gonna lie, I have too.
700
01:03:39,295 --> 01:03:41,550
- I banged her.
- That is true.
701
01:03:41,630 --> 01:03:43,817
No. No, you didn't.
702
01:03:43,897 --> 01:03:47,106
Come on, Derf. What, you haven't
banged your best friend's mom?
703
01:03:47,186 --> 01:03:49,692
You guys haven't actually banged
your best friend's mom, right?
704
01:03:49,772 --> 01:03:51,527
You're just messing with me.
705
01:03:51,607 --> 01:03:53,496
- Of course not.
- Can you believe it?
706
01:03:53,576 --> 01:03:56,966
- I wish I had a best friend.
- Jesus, Dahmer.
707
01:03:57,046 --> 01:03:59,736
Forgot you were over there. Freaked me out.
708
01:03:59,816 --> 01:04:03,573
You guys want to head inside and raid
the fridge before my folks get home?
709
01:04:03,653 --> 01:04:05,608
- Put that out?
- Just give me one sec.
710
01:04:05,688 --> 01:04:07,565
Come on.
711
01:04:21,002 --> 01:04:22,860
Hold up.
712
01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:25,995
What's Dahmer up to?
713
01:04:26,475 --> 01:04:31,200
I don't know. Something about last weekend
in your clubhouse kinda creeped me out.
714
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:32,936
Jeff's a little off, you know?
715
01:04:33,016 --> 01:04:35,873
Well, yeah, but that's what
we like about him, right?
716
01:04:36,953 --> 01:04:40,276
Do you guys think that
the way we treat him is mean?
717
01:04:40,356 --> 01:04:42,879
What? No. No. Why?
718
01:04:42,959 --> 01:04:45,964
- Are you sure?
- No. I...
719
01:04:47,644 --> 01:04:50,019
...I think... I think he seems to enjoy it.
720
01:04:50,099 --> 01:04:53,156
I think if he didn't want to,
he wouldn't do it. Right?
721
01:04:53,236 --> 01:04:56,425
- What do you think?
- I don't know.
722
01:04:56,505 --> 01:04:58,328
I'm cool with it.
723
01:04:59,408 --> 01:05:01,764
Okay. Who wants the back seat of pain?
724
01:05:01,844 --> 01:05:03,399
Shotgun.
725
01:05:03,479 --> 01:05:05,290
I got shotgun.
726
01:05:26,902 --> 01:05:28,875
They here?
727
01:05:28,955 --> 01:05:31,027
- Yes!
- Oh, thank God.
728
01:05:31,107 --> 01:05:33,062
- Finally, finally.
- Have you looked at them?
729
01:05:33,142 --> 01:05:34,330
- Yeah, I snuck a peak.
- What?
730
01:05:34,410 --> 01:05:36,666
- No!
- Sorry. Check them out.
731
01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:39,668
Wait, wait, no, Derf, before we
open them we got to get Jeff.
732
01:05:39,748 --> 01:05:41,938
Come on, Neil's seen them already.
Jeff's in the photos...
733
01:05:42,018 --> 01:05:45,642
You lost. Outvoted. Oh, my God.
734
01:05:45,722 --> 01:05:47,476
Oh, my God.
735
01:05:47,556 --> 01:05:49,112
Oh!
736
01:05:49,992 --> 01:05:52,715
- Look. You see it?
- Yeah, I'm seeing it.
737
01:05:52,795 --> 01:05:54,651
Holy shit.
738
01:05:55,431 --> 01:05:58,510
Oh, good, it's here. Here, let's see.
739
01:06:03,371 --> 01:06:06,029
So that's... that's honor society.
740
01:06:06,709 --> 01:06:08,731
No, that's debate club, that's honor society.
741
01:06:08,811 --> 01:06:11,033
What is Jeff Dahm...
742
01:06:11,113 --> 01:06:13,636
He is not in any of these clubs.
743
01:06:13,716 --> 01:06:17,340
- Who did this?
- I took the photos, but I believe...
744
01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:19,775
- I believe he is in...
- He's not in debate.
745
01:06:20,055 --> 01:06:22,280
He's not here, and he's not in that...
746
01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:25,982
Excuse me, what are you... oh, no.
747
01:06:26,062 --> 01:06:27,550
Wait, what are you...
748
01:06:27,630 --> 01:06:29,675
Its that really necessary?
749
01:06:38,733 --> 01:06:42,131
I just... I'm not... I'm not being
irrational. It's just that he cannot...
750
01:06:42,211 --> 01:06:43,899
Mom?
751
01:06:43,979 --> 01:06:46,002
He can't take my son.
752
01:06:47,283 --> 01:06:50,606
Why does he even want Dave?
He can't take care of Dave.
753
01:06:50,686 --> 01:06:53,508
What's he gonna do?
What's he gonna do with him?
754
01:06:53,856 --> 01:06:58,012
I don't know. I just think that you've
somehow gotten into a scenario...
755
01:06:58,092 --> 01:07:02,151
...where you're somehow
representing him and not me.
756
01:07:02,231 --> 01:07:04,087
Whose lawyer are you?
757
01:07:05,067 --> 01:07:08,291
I'm not getting... I'm not getting heated.
I'm just saying, whose lawyer are you?
758
01:07:08,371 --> 01:07:10,816
Aren't you supposed to be representing me?
759
01:07:14,409 --> 01:07:18,089
No. Okay. So if he has
the house then I get Dave.
760
01:08:28,816 --> 01:08:32,664
Go on, go. Get! Go! Get!
761
01:08:59,815 --> 01:09:04,180
Just talk to your dad before you spend
the day with him, okay? So just...
762
01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:07,143
This is what you want to surprise me with?
763
01:09:07,223 --> 01:09:09,879
You know what's not a surprise?
The fact that you're 45 minutes late.
764
01:09:09,959 --> 01:09:12,282
I'm not late. The kids... you know the kids.
765
01:09:12,362 --> 01:09:15,952
That's right, you don't know about the kids
because you're not at home anymore.
766
01:09:16,032 --> 01:09:18,458
What is this, some big surprise?
767
01:09:22,971 --> 01:09:26,295
What do you think you want me to do with
these, huh? What do you want me to do?
768
01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:30,000
What do you want me to do? You want custody
of David, is that right? Stay in the car.
769
01:09:31,080 --> 01:09:35,438
- Give it to me. I don't give a shit.
- Hey, hey, hey.
770
01:09:35,518 --> 01:09:38,041
- Private issue.
- Excuse me, sir.
771
01:09:38,121 --> 01:09:41,210
Boys, just come out of the car, please.
Jeffrey, come on.
772
01:09:41,290 --> 01:09:43,134
Too late.
773
01:09:45,393 --> 01:09:46,983
Okay.
774
01:09:47,363 --> 01:09:48,927
All right.
775
01:09:49,007 --> 01:09:51,724
Okay, all right. All right.
776
01:09:52,534 --> 01:09:54,045
Okay.
777
01:10:40,216 --> 01:10:42,313
Now I remember.
778
01:10:42,393 --> 01:10:43,939
- Hey, man
- How are you doing?
779
01:10:44,019 --> 01:10:46,875
Well, would you lookie here,
the rah rah bender extreme.
780
01:10:46,955 --> 01:10:49,145
- What else do you think we'd be doing?
- Lightweights?
781
01:10:49,225 --> 01:10:51,113
Be home playing snare drum or something.
782
01:10:51,193 --> 01:10:53,779
It's no more active
than standing on the sidelines.
783
01:10:53,859 --> 01:10:57,386
Good one. Good one.
You're all right for a turd.
784
01:10:57,466 --> 01:11:01,023
- Where's your mascot, dumb Dahmer?
- He's not here.
785
01:11:01,103 --> 01:11:04,286
- What are you gonna be, a prom date?
- No, but your mom might.
786
01:11:04,366 --> 01:11:08,130
- She can fit in a prom dress.
- Dahmer's like your little court jester.
787
01:11:08,210 --> 01:11:11,200
Except he's not hanging out with
you guys much anymore, now, is he.
788
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:13,770
- The fan club still lives on.
- Really?
789
01:11:13,850 --> 01:11:16,272
'Cause it looks like he ditched you.
790
01:11:16,852 --> 01:11:19,809
- We'll get him to show up.
- For what?
791
01:11:19,889 --> 01:11:23,546
He's doing a rocking command performance.
Yeah, he'll ante up for sure.
792
01:11:24,026 --> 01:11:27,215
- I doubt it.
- But really we should...
793
01:11:27,295 --> 01:11:29,618
...we should get him to spazz to the max.
794
01:11:29,698 --> 01:11:31,920
Yeah, but, Derf, he hasn't
spazzed in, like, weeks.
795
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:35,732
- I don't think he's into...
- I have 5 bucks, I can pay him.
796
01:11:35,812 --> 01:11:40,214
- I mean, it gets him out on a Saturday.
- Okay, I'm in. That will be so killer.
797
01:11:40,294 --> 01:11:42,921
- 5 bucks. 5 bucks.
- That'll be killer.
798
01:11:50,785 --> 01:11:52,775
Hey, Jeff. Hey.
799
01:11:52,855 --> 01:11:55,778
So, Dahmer fanclub has a new idea.
800
01:11:55,858 --> 01:11:58,781
Basically, we're gonna go to the mall...
801
01:11:58,861 --> 01:12:03,252
...and you're gonna spazz like crazy.
Just the craziest spazz you've ever done.
802
01:12:03,332 --> 01:12:05,488
Why don't you just leave him alone?
803
01:12:05,568 --> 01:12:08,657
He's not a sideshow attraction.
804
01:12:08,737 --> 01:12:10,896
Leave him alone? It's gonna be fun.
805
01:12:10,976 --> 01:12:14,831
I have about $32 for you, but by Saturday
I will probably have a ton more.
806
01:12:14,911 --> 01:12:19,635
So take it, and this can be like
your final command performance.
807
01:12:19,715 --> 01:12:21,604
It's gonna be totally awesome.
808
01:12:22,184 --> 01:12:24,200
We're gonna go out in style.
809
01:12:25,585 --> 01:12:27,391
You in?
810
01:12:32,860 --> 01:12:34,883
Awesome. You excited?
811
01:12:34,963 --> 01:12:37,775
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Awesome. Yes!
812
01:12:56,852 --> 01:12:59,575
So, is... coming?
813
01:12:59,655 --> 01:13:02,310
Uh, yeah. He said he was.
814
01:13:02,390 --> 01:13:04,580
How about Burowski and Gunsler?
815
01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:06,749
Oh, Burowski's...
816
01:13:06,829 --> 01:13:09,766
...Burowski didn't pay. Um...
817
01:13:09,846 --> 01:13:12,244
...but Gunsler said he was coming.
818
01:13:20,742 --> 01:13:22,731
Jeez, Dahmer.
819
01:13:22,811 --> 01:13:25,089
Never seen you drink like that before.
820
01:13:30,985 --> 01:13:32,864
Here I am.
821
01:13:53,441 --> 01:13:55,498
Where are we meeting these idiots?
822
01:13:55,978 --> 01:14:00,458
Um, we're gonna meet them
by the lockers at fatties.
823
01:14:04,285 --> 01:14:07,843
- Okay, about time.
- Sorry, guys. Money?
824
01:14:07,923 --> 01:14:10,646
You've got money, money, money?
825
01:14:10,726 --> 01:14:15,184
- Thank you for coming.
- Here we go. Cash, cash, cash, cash.
826
01:14:15,864 --> 01:14:18,593
All right, that's about $15. Not bad.
827
01:14:18,673 --> 01:14:23,058
- Let's get this show on the road.
- All right. I now present to you, Jeff.
828
01:14:23,138 --> 01:14:24,687
Jeffrey.
829
01:14:24,767 --> 01:14:26,862
For this, I'm Jeffrey.
830
01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:30,866
Okay. Then I present to you,
Jeffrey Dahmer...
831
01:14:30,946 --> 01:14:33,163
...in his command performance.
832
01:14:39,386 --> 01:14:41,865
Gladly.
833
01:15:18,926 --> 01:15:21,050
- Hey, man.
- Get off me, man.
834
01:15:21,130 --> 01:15:22,952
It's just my medicine.
835
01:15:23,632 --> 01:15:25,270
It's just medicine.
836
01:15:44,986 --> 01:15:47,264
I'm so hungry!
837
01:16:02,269 --> 01:16:04,893
Hey! Hey, kid. Get out.
838
01:16:04,973 --> 01:16:07,385
Out. Leave.
839
01:16:34,735 --> 01:16:36,814
Here I am!
840
01:17:14,478 --> 01:17:16,032
Hey.
841
01:17:24,552 --> 01:17:26,431
That was awesome.
842
01:17:34,462 --> 01:17:36,341
Oh, hi, honey.
843
01:17:38,165 --> 01:17:40,411
Hey, guess what? The divorce is final.
844
01:17:43,137 --> 01:17:45,032
Your dad got the house.
845
01:17:46,442 --> 01:17:48,330
I gotta go to grandma's with your brother...
846
01:17:48,410 --> 01:17:52,000
...but I need you not to tell your dad that
we're going. Okay, can I count on you to...
847
01:17:52,080 --> 01:17:55,688
...to not tell your dad
that I'm going? For me.
848
01:17:57,052 --> 01:17:58,930
I won't.
849
01:19:33,013 --> 01:19:35,137
Dead animals probably turn up all the time.
850
01:19:35,217 --> 01:19:39,608
No, this was... this was
a specific incident. It was creepy.
851
01:19:39,688 --> 01:19:41,177
- And you know what...
- It's not creepy.
852
01:19:41,257 --> 01:19:44,079
- I bet it was a coh-ven of witches.
- You mean a coven?
853
01:19:44,159 --> 01:19:45,580
- It's coven?
- Yeah.
854
01:19:45,660 --> 01:19:49,251
Whatever. There's been a reported
rise in satanic witch cults.
855
01:19:49,331 --> 01:19:52,187
- According to what? According to who?
- What? Where?
856
01:19:52,267 --> 01:19:54,056
- Everyone.
- You know what you should do?
857
01:19:54,136 --> 01:19:57,592
You should get one of the witch cults to wish
in their cauldron to get you a prom date.
858
01:19:57,672 --> 01:20:00,328
- Piss off.
- Mike's looking for a prom date.
859
01:20:00,408 --> 01:20:02,731
Oh, yeah, and Derf's planning
to put you up for prom King.
860
01:20:02,811 --> 01:20:04,533
- No, I'm not.
- It doesn't matter.
861
01:20:04,613 --> 01:20:08,437
There isn't a girl within 50 miles of the
place who would go to prom with Dahmer.
862
01:20:09,417 --> 01:20:10,928
No?
863
01:20:31,071 --> 01:20:34,463
- Bridget. Hello.
- Hi.
864
01:20:34,543 --> 01:20:37,432
I know we don't know each other too well...
865
01:20:37,512 --> 01:20:39,568
- Not really.
- Um...
866
01:20:39,648 --> 01:20:44,540
...I heard your friend, um,
Margaret was going to the prom?
867
01:20:44,620 --> 01:20:48,443
Yeah, with Bryan Gunsler.
They're friends from debate.
868
01:20:48,523 --> 01:20:50,613
What are you doing Saturday?
869
01:20:51,193 --> 01:20:53,416
Some final papers are due.
870
01:20:53,996 --> 01:20:56,674
Well, do you want to go to prom?
871
01:20:57,365 --> 01:20:59,888
Oh, with who?
872
01:20:59,968 --> 01:21:01,524
Me.
873
01:21:02,204 --> 01:21:04,073
Oh, um...
874
01:21:05,015 --> 01:21:07,613
- ...I don't know.
- You can go with me...
875
01:21:07,693 --> 01:21:10,191
...but spend the time with her.
876
01:21:12,580 --> 01:21:14,737
I don't think that's a very good idea.
877
01:21:15,577 --> 01:21:16,859
Why?
878
01:21:16,939 --> 01:21:21,217
Look, I'm going to be late for class, so...
879
01:21:22,057 --> 01:21:23,768
It will be fun.
880
01:21:26,560 --> 01:21:29,786
You're not gonna be weird or... drink?
881
01:21:30,832 --> 01:21:32,643
No, I won't.
882
01:21:36,837 --> 01:21:38,527
Look...
883
01:21:38,607 --> 01:21:40,654
...a lot of upperclassmen...
884
01:21:40,734 --> 01:21:42,625
...don't know who you are.
885
01:21:43,311 --> 01:21:45,791
But if you to go to the prom...
886
01:21:45,871 --> 01:21:48,726
...you will be way ahead
of most of your class.
887
01:21:52,519 --> 01:21:54,932
You want to seem normal, right?
888
01:21:57,258 --> 01:21:59,081
I guess.
889
01:21:59,461 --> 01:22:02,184
A lot of freshmen just want to be asked.
890
01:22:02,264 --> 01:22:04,909
So it's totally normal that I thought of you.
891
01:22:08,586 --> 01:22:11,326
I don't know. Just let me think about it?
892
01:22:11,406 --> 01:22:13,261
I'll talk to my parents.
893
01:22:13,641 --> 01:22:15,152
Okay.
894
01:22:51,812 --> 01:22:55,337
Oh, okay. Just stand in front
of the backdrop for me.
895
01:22:55,417 --> 01:22:57,428
You guys are my last ones tonight.
896
01:23:06,526 --> 01:23:08,338
Get closer.
897
01:23:10,664 --> 01:23:13,122
Don't be scared, she's not gonna bite.
898
01:23:14,202 --> 01:23:16,213
And smile.
899
01:23:49,036 --> 01:23:50,859
Oh, look who showed.
900
01:23:51,839 --> 01:23:54,663
- Unbelievable.
- What is?
901
01:23:54,943 --> 01:23:56,632
Just look.
902
01:23:57,212 --> 01:23:59,089
Thank you.
903
01:24:04,385 --> 01:24:06,189
That was sweet.
904
01:24:07,889 --> 01:24:09,344
I tried.
905
01:24:09,424 --> 01:24:11,502
Can you get us a drink?
906
01:24:19,566 --> 01:24:23,024
Dahmer. Hey. It's good to see you here.
907
01:24:23,104 --> 01:24:24,979
Hey, Neil.
908
01:24:27,274 --> 01:24:29,690
Hey, I just wanted to...
909
01:24:30,461 --> 01:24:33,136
...apologize for what happened at the mall.
910
01:24:34,416 --> 01:24:36,089
You weren't there.
911
01:24:36,169 --> 01:24:38,950
I know. I couldn't...
912
01:24:41,596 --> 01:24:43,627
You know, you didn't have to do that.
913
01:24:46,426 --> 01:24:48,216
It wasn't bad.
914
01:24:48,296 --> 01:24:49,818
Yeah?
915
01:24:50,198 --> 01:24:52,154
I don't know. I just...
916
01:24:52,234 --> 01:24:53,789
Neil.
917
01:24:54,769 --> 01:24:56,646
I'm sorry.
918
01:25:33,707 --> 01:25:36,587
You're supposed to put
your hands around my waist.
919
01:25:48,622 --> 01:25:50,445
Hi, Derf.
920
01:25:50,525 --> 01:25:52,948
- Hey.
- Hi, I'm Penny.
921
01:25:53,028 --> 01:25:54,831
Um, Bridget.
922
01:25:56,731 --> 01:25:58,254
Congrats.
923
01:25:59,434 --> 01:26:01,257
On what?
924
01:26:02,237 --> 01:26:04,058
We made it.
925
01:26:04,138 --> 01:26:06,417
Oh, yeah, right.
926
01:26:14,147 --> 01:26:17,194
- I have to pee.
- Oh, okay.
927
01:28:16,236 --> 01:28:19,426
- Where are you going?
- We're going to grandma's.
928
01:28:19,506 --> 01:28:21,084
Today?
929
01:28:24,177 --> 01:28:26,201
You're going to miss my graduation.
930
01:28:26,581 --> 01:28:27,869
Can I go?
931
01:28:27,949 --> 01:28:31,774
Sweetie, we're not going to the graduation,
we're going to grandma's.
932
01:28:33,054 --> 01:28:37,500
Honey, your dad's gonna be there, we
can't be in the same room. You know that.
933
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:41,249
Hugsies? Come on.
934
01:28:41,329 --> 01:28:44,012
Oh, wow, not even when I'm going, huh?
935
01:28:46,266 --> 01:28:48,490
Come on, good day. Keep the smiles on.
936
01:28:48,570 --> 01:28:51,426
Hey, baby, put this out for mama.
937
01:28:52,406 --> 01:28:54,430
Take care of your dad, okay?
938
01:28:55,310 --> 01:28:57,187
Smiles up!
939
01:29:08,621 --> 01:29:11,034
- Did you hide the keys?
- No.
940
01:29:14,328 --> 01:29:16,651
Got them! Bye, honey!
941
01:29:16,731 --> 01:29:18,653
Bye, Jeff.
942
01:29:18,733 --> 01:29:21,356
- Bye, Dave.
- Love you, baby!
943
01:30:13,154 --> 01:30:15,943
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome. Congratulations.
944
01:30:16,023 --> 01:30:18,668
Oh, and, Jeff...
945
01:30:21,528 --> 01:30:23,384
...she's all yours now.
946
01:30:23,864 --> 01:30:25,709
I'm proud of you, kid.
947
01:30:37,644 --> 01:30:40,802
Hey. Mom, I got to go to the grocery
store and pick some stuff up.
948
01:30:40,882 --> 01:30:44,371
Well, honey, I'm about to put your
favorite Hawaiian chicken in the oven.
949
01:30:44,451 --> 01:30:46,541
Oh. Well, I've gotta pick up
my last paycheck.
950
01:30:46,621 --> 01:30:48,723
All right, the whole family
is eating dinner together.
951
01:30:48,803 --> 01:30:52,011
- Okay. I gotta go. I gotta go.
- We're all together.
952
01:31:30,864 --> 01:31:32,375
Jeff?
953
01:31:36,369 --> 01:31:38,193
Hey, man.
954
01:31:38,673 --> 01:31:40,545
Greetings. Baa.
955
01:31:44,077 --> 01:31:46,870
What are you doing? Are you walking home?
956
01:31:48,649 --> 01:31:50,337
Yeah.
957
01:31:50,417 --> 01:31:52,629
Okay. You want a ride?
958
01:31:55,355 --> 01:31:56,867
Sure.
959
01:32:02,529 --> 01:32:04,385
What are you up to?
960
01:32:04,465 --> 01:32:08,689
I was just taking the long way home,
because I leave for college tomorrow.
961
01:32:08,769 --> 01:32:11,226
- No kidding.
- Yeah.
962
01:32:11,806 --> 01:32:15,219
Yeah, I'm taking some
art classes over the summer.
963
01:32:32,492 --> 01:32:34,382
Do you want to come in?
964
01:32:35,062 --> 01:32:36,886
Your house is pretty dark.
965
01:32:38,666 --> 01:32:40,711
Yeah, I've got it all to myself.
966
01:32:42,736 --> 01:32:45,761
- My dad's living with his girlfriend...
- Are you bleeding?
967
01:32:47,141 --> 01:32:49,435
No. That's just, um...
968
01:32:54,615 --> 01:32:56,192
...paint.
969
01:32:59,753 --> 01:33:02,166
- It's paint?
- Yeah.
970
01:33:04,224 --> 01:33:06,875
So you're going to Ohio State?
971
01:33:07,295 --> 01:33:09,517
Yeah. No.
972
01:33:10,097 --> 01:33:14,055
No, I'm going to...
I'm going to Pittsburgh, actually.
973
01:33:14,135 --> 01:33:17,624
I'm taking art classes there, so I'm very...
974
01:33:18,420 --> 01:33:20,284
...very excited about that.
975
01:33:23,442 --> 01:33:25,130
What about you?
976
01:33:26,180 --> 01:33:28,203
Oh, Ohio State, I think.
977
01:33:28,683 --> 01:33:29,937
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
978
01:33:30,017 --> 01:33:33,040
That's great. That's where Mike's going.
979
01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:34,943
You guys will have fun.
980
01:33:35,323 --> 01:33:37,345
What are you majoring in?
981
01:33:37,825 --> 01:33:40,249
Decorating.
982
01:33:41,529 --> 01:33:43,954
I'm decorating.
983
01:33:46,966 --> 01:33:49,576
I thought you wanted to major in biology.
984
01:33:52,305 --> 01:33:53,817
Yeah.
985
01:34:00,946 --> 01:34:02,504
Are you okay?
986
01:34:03,584 --> 01:34:05,161
Yep.
987
01:34:11,791 --> 01:34:13,681
We could pop open a beer.
988
01:34:14,261 --> 01:34:15,917
I have a spliff left.
989
01:34:15,997 --> 01:34:21,228
No, I gotta get home soon
for dinner with my folks.
990
01:34:28,375 --> 01:34:30,040
Hey, you know what I have?
991
01:34:33,847 --> 01:34:35,703
Check it out.
992
01:34:36,183 --> 01:34:40,274
- Is that me?
- Yep. This is you as a superhero.
993
01:34:40,554 --> 01:34:45,086
It was supposed to be the cover
of the yearbook, but it got rejected.
994
01:34:45,626 --> 01:34:48,518
And then this is you as...
995
01:34:49,697 --> 01:34:54,370
I don't know what I was doing...
oh, you're a... you're a bird feeder.
996
01:34:54,802 --> 01:34:59,405
And this is you as a flag pole,
and then just a bunch of old ones.
997
01:35:02,508 --> 01:35:04,387
You can have them.
998
01:35:13,553 --> 01:35:15,465
No, I don't want this.
999
01:35:35,075 --> 01:35:37,721
- We were just having fun, you know?
- Yeah?
1000
01:35:41,214 --> 01:35:44,005
- I'm just like anybody else.
- Yeah, I know you are.
1001
01:35:44,085 --> 01:35:47,323
It's great, it's all great. We're...
1002
01:35:48,390 --> 01:35:53,203
...we're all doing really
exciting, fun things.
1003
01:35:56,696 --> 01:35:58,708
It is great.
1004
01:36:03,369 --> 01:36:05,259
How about one beer?
1005
01:36:05,339 --> 01:36:07,229
Just one?
1006
01:36:08,609 --> 01:36:10,487
And all is forgiven.
1007
01:36:18,518 --> 01:36:20,042
Okay.
1008
01:36:21,572 --> 01:36:23,232
Okay.
1009
01:36:54,888 --> 01:36:57,678
Whoa. Hey.
1010
01:36:57,758 --> 01:37:00,914
Um, I think I'm gonna...
I think I should get a move on.
1011
01:37:00,994 --> 01:37:03,885
- What?
- Yeah, I just think that I should...
1012
01:37:04,665 --> 01:37:06,476
...get going.
1013
01:37:15,008 --> 01:37:16,886
Sorry, man.
1014
01:37:19,713 --> 01:37:23,193
My mom will just kill me if I don't
get home for dinner on time, so...
1015
01:37:24,118 --> 01:37:27,977
I just... yeah. I'll see you
on the flip side, Dahmer.
1016
01:38:05,191 --> 01:38:08,016
Okay. Okay. All right.
1017
01:38:16,613 --> 01:38:18,117
Okay.
1018
01:40:36,743 --> 01:40:38,566
- Hey.
- Hello.
1019
01:40:38,646 --> 01:40:42,069
- You just get out of the concert?
- Yeah. Great show.
1020
01:40:42,449 --> 01:40:44,205
- Where are you headed?
- I made it this far.
1021
01:40:44,285 --> 01:40:46,362
I'm headed back to Akron.
1022
01:40:48,388 --> 01:40:50,633
You want to party some more?
1023
01:40:53,226 --> 01:40:56,183
- Sure.
- All right, get in.
1024
01:40:56,263 --> 01:41:00,155
- My name is Jeffrey.
- Steven Hicks. Nice to meet you.
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