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Hot in Cleveland was recorded
in front of a live studio audience!
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Elka!
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Elka!
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- Let us in!
- Please, elka,
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the tornado is coming!
***
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- Maybe she's not down there.
- Oh, she's down there.
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It wreaks of pot and I can even ***.
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Elkaa!
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Victoria!
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Why aren't you at the airport?
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*** all over the place.
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Now why aren't you down there yet?
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Elka is not letting us in!
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Well she has to!
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It's ***.
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- What?
- This must be her grow house.
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Elka, we don't care about
your stash, just let us in!
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Okay!
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But you better be cool!
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[Thunder]
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Oh, my God.
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Sync by mczolly
www.addic7ed.com
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Radio announcer:
Repeating our top story,
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the national weather service
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is putting the greater
Cleveland area
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under a tornado watch.
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Stay tuned for the latest
updates and in...
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[radio shuts off]
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What are you doing?
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Well, I'm calling Paris.
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My dress for the daytime Emmys
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still hasn't arrived.
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But that was lifesaving
information.
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Yeah, so is this.
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Oui, hello?
C'est moi encore.
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Chercher ma robe maintenant,
ou des tetes tomberont!
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Bloody French.
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You don't even know
who she's talking to.
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Don't need to.
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What's happening?
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- If my one-of-a-kind
couture gown
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doesn't arrive within the hour,
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then my private jet'll never
make it to L.A. by showtime.
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Who'd you have to sleep with
to get a private jet
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out of of Cleveland?
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I resent that comment.
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And it's not who think.
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Even if your dress does arrive,
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you're never gonna be able
to fly in this weather.
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Ah, weather be damned.
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'Cause now that edge of tomorrow
is been canceled,
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this'll be my very last chance
to show that Susan Lucci
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who the real queen
of daytime is.
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Judge Judy?
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You know, darling...
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Instead of making fun,
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perhaps you should go and find
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the bottom half of your skirt.
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- I have a date.
- Oh!
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Oh, why pretend?
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It's a booty call.
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Booty call.
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Do people still say that?
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People do,
but I'm not sure joy should.
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Remember that hot guy
at the coffee shop?
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- Oh, yeah, the one
with no long-term potential.
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Well, I've decided
all I need him for
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is the short term.
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I don't mean to be crude,
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but I really need
a good rogering.
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In this weather?
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"In this weather"?
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Oh, would you relax?
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Elka says tornadoes
never hit Cleveland.
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She also said
Lebron wouldn't leave.
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Look...
I'm the only one here
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who hasn't gotten lucky.
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I've dated the guy
I thought was my son
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and the guy I thought
was a murderer.
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But for whatever reasons,
those did not work out.
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So what do you know
about this guy?
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Nothing!
And that's the beauty of it.
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I only need to know
what he's going to do
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between 12:00 and 1:00.
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Or 12:00 to 12:18.
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I've clocked it.
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Well, just keep your phone on,
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because if this tornado
gets any worse,
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I want to be able
to get a hold of you.
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Fine.
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Oh, my God, look at that wind!
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Her clothes are gonna
fly right off!
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That's the plan!
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What is all this stuff?
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I feel like
I'm in the goonies.
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Wow.
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Is this stuff real?
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Is that a tiara?
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Who are you?
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I'm Anastasia,
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the last surviving member
of the romanov dynasty.
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You are?
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No, but I've always
wanted to say that.
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Is all of this yours?
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No, it's stolen.
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Oh, my God.
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And now I'm going
to have to kill you!
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I've always wanted
to say that too.
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So you're a jewel thief?
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How could that be?
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It takes you 20 minutes
to walk to our mailbox.
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It's not mine.
It's my husband's.
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But I thought you told us
your husband was an accountant?
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He was.
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But...After he died,
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I discovered he was also
a fence for the mob.
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Wow, and you never knew?
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Well, he never let me in here.
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I thought he was hiding
girly magazines.
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Oh, I was so relieved.
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Well, why didn't you ever
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turn all this stuff
into the cops?
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And ruin my husband's
good name?
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You know, holding on
to all of this stuff
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makes you an accessory.
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I mean, you could go to jail.
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Well, there's that too.
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So are we the only people
who have seen this?
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Well, there was one time...
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What you have here,
Mrs. Smith,
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is a genuine Faberge egg.
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Oh, what?
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I couldn't resist.
I love that show.
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This stuff is so shiny.
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Isn't it?
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I use a mixture
of herbs and such
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for a special
polish polish.
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Oh, my God.
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This is what smells like pot.
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This is why you always
smell like pot.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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It was fun messing with you.
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Ohh!
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Oh, my God,
we're all gonna die.
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Melanie, Melanie, it's okay.
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Victoria,
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do you have a pill that can
help with this situation?
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To share?
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[Laughs]
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I have some potato whisky
right here.
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Grab some Roman goblets.
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Here, make mine a double.
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Ohh, I cannot believe
that I'm trapped down here.
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When a beloved artist
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inhabits an unforgettable role
like honor St. raven
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for the past 27 years,
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and cannot get to the daytime
emmy awards
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to receive her public lauding
from her peers
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after being overlooked
for such a long time...
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Well, then
the terrorists have won.
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Listen, even
if you can't be there
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to get the award,
you could still win.
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Oh, but what's the point,
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if I can't personally
rub it in Lucci's face?
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I'm sorry,
forget about the emmy.
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Let's put the tiara on.
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Oh, where'd it go?
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I needed cheering up.
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Something kind of big
happened today.
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What?
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She had sex with a stranger.
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How much did you pay him?
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I'd be happy
to insult you back,
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but I'm still kind of on edge.
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Sounds like
you didn't pay him enough.
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Joy, what happened?
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It started off great.
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I was feeling so liberated.
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Since I knew there was no future
in the relationship,
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I didn't care about
the things I normally would.
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Would you like a back massage
or...Whatnot?
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I just want to do it.
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And, time permitting,
do it again.
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Awesome.
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Maybe we could hook up
with some funyuns
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in between rounds.
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And none of this
was turning you on?
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No.
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I wouldn't say it was
turning me on more,
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but it wasn't turning me off.
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I was just looking out
for my own pleasure.
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I like funyuns.
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[Cell phone ringing]
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It's probably
just my friend Melanie.
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She available for round two?
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That's just...
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Oh, who cares?
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[Phone chimes]
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I'm sorry, she's kind of
freaked out about the weather.
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I think weather's cool.
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Maybe don't talk.
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Oh, God.
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The message isn't
from my friend.
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It's from my son.
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- Oh, my God.
- I know!
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Is that the son
you put up for adoption?
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I don't have any others.
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You never know with you.
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The website I used to find him
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gave him my information.
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And he was looking for you too?
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That's amazing.
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Well, the nooner
thought differently.
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Did you even know
the nooner's name?
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Not well enough
to use confidently.
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Uh, can't you
talk to him later?
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No, you don't understand,
da... fra...
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Dude.
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This is a big deal.
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See, I gave him up
for adoption,
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and this is the first time
I've heard from him, ever.
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What should I say?
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When my mom has guys over,
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she says she's taking a nap.
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[Laughter]
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Just kind of
emotional right now.
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Oh, great.
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See, a million years ago,
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my boyfriend and I
were in a little hotel room,
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just like this one.
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We used a condom
and everything,
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but fertile Myrtle over here
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gets pregnant
the first time out.
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All the women in my family
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get pregnant
at the drop of a hat.
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Wait...Where are you going?
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Listen...I love sex,
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but, truth is...
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My mom's place doesn't
have any room for kids, so...
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Oh, go ahead.
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I don't need sex with you.
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I have my son.
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You said that?
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Oh, you know what I meant.
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Well, what did you end up
writing back to your son?
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Nothing.
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The storm knocked out
all of the reception.
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Now I'm dying to tell him
how much I want to meet him,
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and he's someplace thinking
I don't care.
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Oh, he's not thinking that.
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[Thunder rumbles] Oh, guh!
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That sounds horrible.
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And Pete's out there.
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They called up all
the first responders.
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Ugh, I could never
be a first responder.
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Maybe a fifth responder,
you know.
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It's all cleaned up,
and the press can get in.
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I just hope he's okay.
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Oh, I'm sure he's fine.
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He's probably someplace safe,
wondering if you're okay.
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Well, actually, I'm not sure
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he's really thinking
about me right now.
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'Cause I said something
I shouldn't have.
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Earlier today,
I was calling my kids
265
00:11:31,676 --> 00:11:32,645
to calmly assure them
266
00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,150
that I was fine.
267
00:11:34,184 --> 00:11:35,922
This may be the last time
I ever speak to you.
268
00:11:35,957 --> 00:11:36,993
I just want you to know
that I love you.
269
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,032
I love you so much.
270
00:11:39,067 --> 00:11:40,370
Please don't worry,
271
00:11:40,404 --> 00:11:42,009
but...
272
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:44,484
Please save this message...
273
00:11:44,519 --> 00:11:46,691
[Crying] For the grandkids.
274
00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,568
Aah! Aah!
275
00:11:49,602 --> 00:11:50,704
Oh! Pete!
276
00:11:50,739 --> 00:11:52,310
Oh, my God!
You're alive!
277
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:54,684
I'm so happy!
278
00:11:54,718 --> 00:11:55,721
Am I getting a little insight
279
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:56,791
into how you handle a crisis?
280
00:11:56,826 --> 00:11:58,597
Oh, my God, this is a crisis?
281
00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:01,206
Look, baby, I'm pretty sure
the safety's on,
282
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:02,443
but you're straddling my gun.
283
00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:03,714
Oh, sorry.
284
00:12:03,748 --> 00:12:05,721
Be truthful.
How bad is it out there?
285
00:12:05,755 --> 00:12:06,925
No, there's no need to panic.
286
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,028
Did you get your emergency
supplies together,
287
00:12:08,063 --> 00:12:09,333
like I told you?
288
00:12:09,367 --> 00:12:11,038
Yes, I packed my shoes
and my makeup,
289
00:12:11,073 --> 00:12:14,683
and my clothing iron
runs on batteries.
290
00:12:14,718 --> 00:12:16,757
What? Those are emergency
supplies in L.A.
291
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,764
I'm still learning here.
292
00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:21,874
You know, you are...
293
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,316
Too cute.
[giggles]
294
00:12:27,727 --> 00:12:29,165
Ahem.
295
00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:31,004
Well?
296
00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:33,579
Oh, my God, you look gorgeous!
297
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:34,750
Ohh.
298
00:12:34,785 --> 00:12:36,322
Um, this is your idea
of an emergency outfit?
299
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:39,499
I really don't think you women
are thinking this through.
300
00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:41,272
No, she's dressed
for the daytime Emmy awards.
301
00:12:41,306 --> 00:12:43,479
You know, with any luck,
if I leave now,
302
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,151
I'll miss the tribute
to barker's beauties,
303
00:12:45,186 --> 00:12:48,328
but make it in time
for everything else.
304
00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:50,870
Would you please tell her
that she is crazy
305
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,743
to get on a plane
in this weather?
306
00:12:52,777 --> 00:12:54,850
Well, she can get on it,
but it's not going anywhere.
307
00:12:54,884 --> 00:12:57,358
Oh. Oh, Pete.
308
00:12:57,393 --> 00:13:02,441
Dear, sweet,
small-town Pete.
309
00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:05,284
How can I put this
in a way that won't offend you?
310
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,625
Oh, I'm dying to find out.
311
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,732
Well, here's how it works
with celebrities.
312
00:13:09,766 --> 00:13:12,675
No matter what the weather,
our private planes take off.
313
00:13:12,709 --> 00:13:14,949
And no matter how many
infractions against the law
314
00:13:14,983 --> 00:13:16,789
we allegedly commit,
315
00:13:16,824 --> 00:13:20,869
our autographs make it
all go away.
316
00:13:20,903 --> 00:13:21,905
Do you understand?
317
00:13:21,940 --> 00:13:23,277
Yeah, I think so, uh...
318
00:13:23,312 --> 00:13:24,347
Well, you better get out there.
319
00:13:24,381 --> 00:13:25,986
Oh, good man.
320
00:13:26,020 --> 00:13:31,170
You know, I think there might
be an autograph in your future.
321
00:13:31,204 --> 00:13:32,340
Wish me luck.
322
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,684
[Wind whipping]
323
00:13:35,719 --> 00:13:36,955
Okay, Victoria...
324
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,461
We can do this.
325
00:13:38,495 --> 00:13:41,470
I played a lady storm chaser
in the lifetime movie,
326
00:13:41,505 --> 00:13:43,510
lady storm chasers.
327
00:13:43,545 --> 00:13:48,226
I've been through
much worse than this.
328
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,697
Don't worry.
She's not going anywhere.
329
00:13:49,732 --> 00:13:51,036
Okay.
330
00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:53,443
Attention,
all personnel report immediately
331
00:13:53,477 --> 00:13:55,818
to the emergency
operations center.
332
00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:58,694
The tornado watch has been
upgraded to a warning.
333
00:13:58,728 --> 00:13:59,898
Oh! A warning!
334
00:13:59,932 --> 00:14:01,302
- A funnel cloud has been...
- Funnel?
335
00:14:01,337 --> 00:14:03,443
Spotted five miles east
of the Metro area.
336
00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:08,125
The funnel! That's what
makes the cows fly!
337
00:14:08,159 --> 00:14:10,767
Uh, you know, that happens
a lot less often
338
00:14:10,801 --> 00:14:13,342
than that movie suggests.
339
00:14:13,377 --> 00:14:14,880
Everything
will probably be fine,
340
00:14:14,915 --> 00:14:16,319
but just promise me you'll go
down to the storm cellar,
341
00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:17,355
just in case.
342
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,726
Okay, I will.
I will, I will, I will.
343
00:14:18,761 --> 00:14:20,667
I'll come back to check on you
just as soon as I can.
344
00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:22,372
Okay.
345
00:14:22,407 --> 00:14:24,846
Just be careful out there.
Please be careful.
346
00:14:24,882 --> 00:14:26,720
[Wind whipping]
347
00:14:26,754 --> 00:14:27,723
I love you!
348
00:14:27,757 --> 00:14:29,495
Oh!
349
00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,843
"I love you"?
350
00:14:33,877 --> 00:14:35,917
You've only known him
for a few weeks.
351
00:14:35,951 --> 00:14:37,823
I know, it's way too soon.
352
00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:39,930
It moves things to the next
level way too quickly.
353
00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:41,234
If one of us doesn't die,
354
00:14:41,268 --> 00:14:43,040
it's gonna be
really embarrassing.
355
00:14:48,994 --> 00:14:50,264
Do you love him?
356
00:14:50,298 --> 00:14:52,003
I don't know.
357
00:14:52,037 --> 00:14:53,441
It was just so emotional.
358
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:54,745
I had just talked to my kids.
359
00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,117
I was worried about Victoria.
360
00:14:56,152 --> 00:14:58,291
I was telling everybody
I love 'em.
361
00:14:58,325 --> 00:15:00,330
All you said to me is,
"I'll miss you."
362
00:15:02,773 --> 00:15:05,213
Well, my love for you
goes without saying.
363
00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:07,923
Apparently.
364
00:15:07,957 --> 00:15:09,527
Did he say it back?
365
00:15:09,563 --> 00:15:10,866
You know, I couldn't tell.
366
00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,340
The wind was so loud
I couldn't hear anything.
367
00:15:13,374 --> 00:15:14,846
I don't even know
if he heard me.
368
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,053
Oh, I wouldn't worry
about it too much.
369
00:15:17,087 --> 00:15:19,996
I've blurted it out
when I didn't mean it too.
370
00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,102
Someone recently mistook me
for Kate Beckinsale,
371
00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:24,377
and I told him I loved him.
372
00:15:24,411 --> 00:15:26,015
Couldn't you
have just given him
373
00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,958
a biscuit for his guide dog?
374
00:15:39,828 --> 00:15:43,239
Dating at our age
is a very delicate dance.
375
00:15:43,273 --> 00:15:45,446
You can't just go
rushing into things
376
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:47,252
and throwing
"I love yous" around.
377
00:15:47,286 --> 00:15:49,024
I mean, he might not
be ready yet.
378
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,998
I might not be ready yet.
379
00:15:51,032 --> 00:15:53,238
I just got divorced.
I moved to a new city.
380
00:15:53,273 --> 00:15:54,744
I'm enjoying being single.
381
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:55,814
Oh, for heaven's sakes.
382
00:15:55,848 --> 00:15:57,453
Do you want him
to say it back or not?
383
00:15:57,487 --> 00:16:00,261
Of course I do.
I'm crazy about him.
384
00:16:00,296 --> 00:16:01,834
[Thunder rumbles] Ohh!
385
00:16:01,868 --> 00:16:02,837
But not with this storm
386
00:16:02,871 --> 00:16:04,509
and all of us dying and all!
387
00:16:04,543 --> 00:16:06,549
Oh, will you stop it?
388
00:16:06,584 --> 00:16:08,188
Now, remember what Elka said.
389
00:16:08,223 --> 00:16:10,730
Cleveland never gets hit
by tornadoes.
390
00:16:10,765 --> 00:16:12,068
[All shout]
391
00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:16,081
Elka: Well, nice knowing you.
392
00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:25,680
All: Aah!
393
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,779
What if this really is it?
394
00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:29,249
We could be right in
the tornado's path
395
00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:30,252
and not even know it.
396
00:16:30,286 --> 00:16:31,689
I'll never meet my son!
397
00:16:31,723 --> 00:16:33,327
And I'll never know
if I won that Emmy.
398
00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:36,068
And I'll never know if Pete
was gonna say "I love you" back.
399
00:16:36,102 --> 00:16:37,738
Okay, we need to get this
out of our heads,
400
00:16:37,772 --> 00:16:39,911
so let's just pretend
that the TV works.
401
00:16:39,945 --> 00:16:41,147
Okay.
402
00:16:41,182 --> 00:16:42,751
It's Emmy arrivals
at the red carpet.
403
00:16:42,785 --> 00:16:43,988
Okay.
404
00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:45,292
All right, now...
405
00:16:45,326 --> 00:16:49,335
Who do we think
looks like crap?
406
00:16:49,370 --> 00:16:51,307
I'll go first.
407
00:16:51,341 --> 00:16:52,310
Lucci.
408
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,017
Oh, you are such a good friend.
409
00:16:55,051 --> 00:16:56,989
And a liar.
410
00:16:57,024 --> 00:17:01,701
Lucci rocks the red carpet.
411
00:17:01,735 --> 00:17:03,506
You know, honesty is overrated.
412
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,277
I mean, what group of women
413
00:17:05,312 --> 00:17:06,982
could stay best friends
for 20 years
414
00:17:07,016 --> 00:17:08,720
without bending the truth
a little.
415
00:17:08,754 --> 00:17:10,625
- 20 years?
- Yeah.
416
00:17:10,659 --> 00:17:12,964
We've been through
everything together.
417
00:17:12,999 --> 00:17:15,805
Let's see, between us,
six divorces...
418
00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:18,546
Five of them yours.
419
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:21,386
And an endless array
of bad boyfriends.
420
00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:23,024
All of them mine.
421
00:17:23,058 --> 00:17:24,059
Five kids.
422
00:17:24,095 --> 00:17:25,062
Two grandkids.
423
00:17:25,097 --> 00:17:26,700
Nieces, please.
424
00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:32,014
We've just always
had each other's backs.
425
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:33,618
For better and for worse.
426
00:17:35,691 --> 00:17:38,030
I wish I had
what you three have.
427
00:17:38,064 --> 00:17:40,771
Well, you do...Now.
428
00:17:43,745 --> 00:17:46,318
I meant a tolerance
for your voices.
429
00:17:46,353 --> 00:17:48,992
But yes.
430
00:17:49,026 --> 00:17:49,995
Yay!
431
00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:51,498
Wait, do you hear that?
432
00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:52,668
It's quiet outside.
433
00:17:52,702 --> 00:17:54,138
Maybe the storm's passed.
434
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,378
Or maybe we're
in the eye of the storm.
435
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:57,815
Victoria, find the news.
436
00:17:57,849 --> 00:18:00,456
What, are you kidding?
No, the daytime Emmys are on.
437
00:18:00,490 --> 00:18:02,494
I made a miracle comeback
from a fake illness
438
00:18:02,528 --> 00:18:04,031
to win this thing.
439
00:18:04,065 --> 00:18:06,437
If they call my name,
I want to hear it.
440
00:18:06,472 --> 00:18:08,743
Male announcer:
And crystal McAllister
441
00:18:08,778 --> 00:18:10,214
for the strong and the gorgeous.
442
00:18:10,248 --> 00:18:11,518
Oh, my God,
this is my category.
443
00:18:11,552 --> 00:18:15,160
Everybody just shut up.
444
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:17,500
Announcer: And the Emmy
for outstanding actress
445
00:18:17,534 --> 00:18:19,539
in a daytime drama goes to...
446
00:18:19,573 --> 00:18:21,911
Victoria chase
for edge of tomorrow.
447
00:18:21,945 --> 00:18:24,184
Oh, my God!
[all screaming]
448
00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:25,220
You won!
449
00:18:25,255 --> 00:18:27,225
[Crying] Can you believe it?
450
00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:29,498
Victoria chase could not
be with us.
451
00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:33,542
Accepting for her tonight,
Ms. Susan Lucci.
452
00:18:38,924 --> 00:18:43,267
You have got to be kidding me.
453
00:18:43,302 --> 00:18:46,576
And in my
one-of-a-kind dress.
454
00:18:46,611 --> 00:18:49,985
Victoria chase is now
living in Cleveland
455
00:18:50,019 --> 00:18:54,631
and recovering from some
disfiguring disease.
456
00:18:54,665 --> 00:18:57,070
The words "botched"
and "surgery"
457
00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:58,441
have been tossed around,
458
00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:01,114
but who can say?
459
00:19:01,148 --> 00:19:04,422
Although she cannot be here
with us today,
460
00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:07,430
I know she must be
feeling what I feel.
461
00:19:07,465 --> 00:19:08,634
Gratitude...
462
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,107
For all my loyal fans!
463
00:19:11,141 --> 00:19:15,251
You have loved me
for so many years.
464
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:16,789
Oh, and you don't
have to worry,
465
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:19,629
because, unlike
honor St. raven,
466
00:19:19,664 --> 00:19:22,269
Erika Kane will be around
to entertain you
467
00:19:22,304 --> 00:19:27,517
for many, many years to come.
468
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:30,290
Get your grubby little
doll hands off my award,
469
00:19:30,325 --> 00:19:32,496
you beautiful freak!
470
00:19:32,531 --> 00:19:35,304
Aah!
471
00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:36,306
[Pounding on door]
472
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,844
Melanie, are you there?
473
00:19:37,878 --> 00:19:40,317
Oh, Pete!
Yes, we're down here!
474
00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:41,721
What's it like out there?
475
00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,191
It's okay.
It's over.
476
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:45,865
They're working on the power,
but the storm's passed.
477
00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:47,335
Everybody all right in here?
478
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,873
Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
479
00:19:48,907 --> 00:19:50,778
- Uhh.
- Oh, listen...
480
00:19:50,812 --> 00:19:52,649
I've been thinking
about this all day.
481
00:19:52,684 --> 00:19:53,919
When we said good-bye...
482
00:19:53,954 --> 00:19:56,259
Yeah, I was thinking
about it too,
483
00:19:56,293 --> 00:19:57,529
and, uh...
484
00:20:16,980 --> 00:20:18,818
What the hell
is all this stuff?
485
00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,489
Wait, what...
You were gonna say something.
486
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:23,430
You had to date a cop,
didn't you?
487
00:20:25,822 --> 00:20:29,972
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