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Come on, come on, make the--
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Oh, you--
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You motherfucker, you!
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You...You fucking...
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You fucking--
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You can't make a simple shot?Just put it in!
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- Oh, my man.
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- Hey, you shut your mouth,Carl.
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Shut your fucking mouth.This fucking shit ain't funny.
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- This shit's hilarious,absolutely funny, look at you.
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Getting your blood pressureall up for what?
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'Cause you're losingyour hard-earned money?
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Why?'Cause of a young rich brother
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who can't hit a foul shot.
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And you can't call him nigger'cause I'm sitting at the bar!
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- Carl, shut up, I'm gonna getmad now, I'm serious.
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- Oh, don't get mad, Uncle Pete,you know I love you.
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I'm just gonna laugh harder.
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- Yeah, the only parthe got wrong
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is that hismoney's hard-earned.
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(phone ringing)
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- Yeah, get the phone, you fuck.
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- Horace & Pete's.
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Yeah.
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No, no, we don't.
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You all right?
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- So far so good.
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Why?
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- Nothing.
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- You want half this?
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( patrons laughing)
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- What bothers me is that womenwant to just ignore the fact
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that there is someresponsibility to the person
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that's growing inside them.- I know, but imagine if you had
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a guy growing in your stomach,you know?
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It's not the greatest thinggoing on in your life.
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Wouldn't you wantto have some say
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of whether or notyou can get it out of there?
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- Yeah, but I don't have thoseparts, okay?
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I wasn't born to have babies.
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I didn't draw that straw.
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At a certain point,isn't there an obligation
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to live by what you are?
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What youhappen to be?
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I mean, I know everybody's rightsare the most important thing,
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but does nature have any rightsahead of you?
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Even when--Actually, especially when--
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it comes to your own body?
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Like, if I get cancer,I don't just go,
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"Oh, well, it's my right not tohave it,
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so, just, cancer, get out."
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You're a woman.You have a womb.
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And if a sperm gets up thereand fertilizes an egg,
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you have the baby.Is that ever a thing?
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- I don't know, eyebrows.
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Let's say I ate a meatball sub
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and some chocolateand a bunch of cheese.
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I�m gonna have a shit inside melike a rock.
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It's my right to eat someprunes, liquidate that shit
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and piss it out of my asshole.
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I don't have to pass itfucking solid.
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Hey, that's my right.- Hey, hey, watch your mouth.
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That's God's children
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you're talking about there,you motherfucker.
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- No, it's not.I'm talking about a big,
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hard shit Id' ratherbe diarrhea.
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- Same thing.- It is?
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- You were making an analogy.Don't act stupid.
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You're talking aboutthese baby-killing broads.
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- So you think abortionis murder?
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- Think ain't any part of it.It is murder.
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and it don't matter,because whoever does it,
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the baby and the mother gostraight to hell.
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- Wait, they both go to hell?
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- The mother becauseshe's a murdering whore
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and the baby because he ain'tbeen baptized.
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- Well, at least they'retogether.
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- Yeah, that's right.That's kinda nice.
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- Well, it is a bit awkward.
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She did tryto kill the little guy.
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Now they're together?Eww.
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- Yeah, but they're nottogether right away.
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I mean, you don't just go,like, straight to hell.
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I mean, you have to be dead,you know?
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It's not like you commit a sinand then you go straight there.
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You have to live your lifeand die first.
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- That's right, yeah.Then you get down there,
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you're like,"What the Hell am I doing here?
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"Oh, right.I had that abortion.
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Fuck me."
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- Plus, a baby doesn'tautomatically go to hell
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just because it ain't beenbaptized, so...
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Man: So where does it go?
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- Well, it used to go to limbo,but that's been disbanded.
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Not disbanded, um...
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Nullified, by the church.
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- That's what I don't get.
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So the church just decideswhat goes on in heaven and hell.
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So all these aborted babiesare just in limbo,
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then the pope makesa declaration
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and then what--Like, an angel goes,
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"Okay, uh, listen up,you damned babies.
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"Limbo's closing.
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"We no longer exist in thechurch's fucked up imagination,
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so kindly, single file line intothose buses to hell."
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That's what you're telling me?
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- All right, well,so where do the babies go now?
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Is it purgatory?
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- Nah, purgatory's different.
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That's-- That's where theyweigh your sins.
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It's like, uh,triage for the afterlife.
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- No, the kid goes to hell.
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That's it,just like the scumbag mother,
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whenever the fuck she dies.
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- Yeah, but it's not a kidif it's aborted.
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It's-- It's a fetus.
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I mean, it could be that big.
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- So are you saying there'sa bunch of aborted fetuses
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all over the place in hell?
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People are juststepping on 'em, like, oh!
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It's like hell's versionof dog shit.
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- It's not-- It's their souls,you dumb fucks.
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You don't get it.
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It's not-- not real, like--like real is real, there's...
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When you die, you're just youridea of yourself.
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You don't take yourfucking face and your arms
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and your legs and yourtorso down to hell.
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It's just your soul that goes
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and it gets fuckedin the ass forever.
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- I wonder if God was a baby.
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What if he was aborted.Where would we be then?
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Wait a minute, who would havebeen around to abort God?
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- God's mother's doctor.
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- You think God was the firstrape baby?
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- No, that would be Jesus.
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- You know,you're making my point for me.
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Abortion is murder, it ain't upfor debate.
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That's it.It's a sin, it's a sin, Pete.
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All right?- Okay, it's a sin.
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- Um... Do any of you have anyinterest in what a woman
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has to say about this?
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Like, I know you're alldoing super fine without me,
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but just-- Are you maybecurious, at all?
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- Not really.
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- You know what?I actually am a little curious.
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What are your thoughts on this?
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- You white knight fuck.
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- Hey, what the helldoes that mean?
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- You don't care whatshe thinks.
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You're just trying to whiteknight so you can fuck her.
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- That's not true, we're talkingabout a woman's issue.
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I'd like to heara woman's point of view.
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- It's not a woman's point ofview if the baby's a boy.
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- We're talking abouta woman's body.
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She has the right to choosewhat to do with it.
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- Yeah, and inside of that body,there's the baby's body,
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and that's the body we'retalking about.
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- But it's inside the woman.- She doesn't even come into it.
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- It's inside a woman's body.That's her call.
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- Yeah, fine,it's not any less alive.
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'Cause she's the baby house.
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- Hey, you know,Ralph's is closing.
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- Ralph's on Atlantic?
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- Yeah, the guy who's in therenow, I think his name is Abel,
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he had a heart attack,
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and I think one of those Hasidsfrom Williamsburg
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bought the building he's in
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and he's missingthis month's rent, so he's out.
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- That's cold.
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- That's life.
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But I was thinking that theyprobably have
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a lot of shit therethat we can use,
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you know, chairs and stuff.
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- Chairs?
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- Well, half our chairsare shot.
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You know, so we couldpick some up for cheap
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and some bar hardware,other stuff.
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- Okay.
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- Okay?- Yeah, fine.
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- All right, fine.How about...
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How about,"That's a good idea, Pete."
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I mean, how hard is that?
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What's the matter?
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You all right?
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Are you crying?
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- No.
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- Hey, I know both you oldladies are retired now,
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but you feel likedoing some work?
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Both my kegs are empty and theyneed to be changed downstairs.
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- Yeah, I'll get it,I'll get it.
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- What's wrong with her?
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- Nothing, she's--He's all right.
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- Hey, what are you,down in the dumps or something?
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What's wrong with you?- There's nothing wrong with me.
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- How long's he beenacting like this?
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- I don't know.Just, today.
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- I know what's wrong here.This guy needs to get laid.
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What's the last timeyou got laid, Horace?
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- Well, he kicked Rachel outa month ago.
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Probably since then.- There, you see?
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You see, you got all that cumbacked up to your brain.
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That's why you're-- That's whyyou're all depressed like this.
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Am I right?
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Am I right?
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- Maybe, yeah.
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- You need to find a nice girl.
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- Fuck that, "a nice girl."He needs to get laid.
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I'll make a couple of calls.
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- Couple-- Who you calling?
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- I�m gonna find you a girlso you can get all cheered up.
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- Okay, put the phone down,Pete.
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- What, come-- You just saidyou needed to get laid.
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- Who-- Who are you calling,particularly.
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- Here, here.Here we go.
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- Chin Lau.She lives close.
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- Chin Lau?- Yeah.
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- Chin Lau?- What,
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you don't like Asian girls?- No, I didn't say that.
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- You've never beenwith an Asian girl.
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- Is that right?
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- Yeah, I haven't beenwith an Asian girl before.
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- You--You prejudice motherfucker.
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You never fucked an Asian girl?What do you think they're for?
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- Put the phone down, Pete,and get out of my life.
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Seriously.
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- You know something?You know something, Horace?
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You're a miserable fuck.
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I tried to do somethingnice for you just now,
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you act like I was doingsomething bad.
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You-- You selfish,miserable fuck.
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- I didn't ask youto do anything for me.
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I didn't ask anything--- You know what your problem is?
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Your father didn't bring you upas a father
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from the time you were bornand the problem with that
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is your father understoodthat being a person
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involves lettingother people do for you.
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- Jesus Christ, Pete--- Fuck you, Horace.
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Fuck you and your mother's cunt.
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Hey, listen up.
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One on the house for everybody.
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(patrons celebrating)
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- What did I say?What...
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- It doesn't matter.
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All right,I'm gonna go check the keg.
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(indistinct chattering)
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Horace and Pete
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(knocking)
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- Hi.- Hey, Maggie.
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- Hi.- How are you?
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- I hope it's okayI brought some bourbon,
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'cause you guys serve shit here.
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- That's all right.
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- You want one?
257
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- Sure, yeah.- Okay, good.
258
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So...
259
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How are you?
260
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- I'm-- How you doing?
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- Um...(chuckling)
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I'm okay, Horace.
263
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It's nice to see you.- Nice to see you.
264
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- I'm glad you texted me.
265
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- Yeah, me too.
266
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- Horace.
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(glasses clanking)Here.
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You okay?
269
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- Mm-hmm.- There you go.
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There you go, take it down.
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Take it down.
272
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You okay?- Yeah.
273
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- Well, you needed a booty call,so something's missing.
274
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- Well, no, no.I thought it would
275
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be nice to see you, I--- Oh, buddy.
276
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Oh, no, no, you don't have to.
277
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Come on, I haven't seen you inover a year,
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and then today you write me,
279
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"Hey," so I go, "Hey."
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And then you go,"What are you doing tonight?"
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Come on...- That--
282
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Yeah, but I seriouslyjust wanted to, like,
283
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to talk or say hi or just--- Seriously, it's okay.
284
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Here I am.You said hey.
285
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I said hey back.
286
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Hey.- Hey.
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- Hey.- Hey.
288
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- Hey.- Hey-- Ooh.
289
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Hey.- Hey.
290
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Hey.Hey.
291
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Mm-mm.Mm, hey.
292
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I just, I wanna get--I wanna get a little fucked up.
293
00:14:15,390 --> 00:14:16,474
- Right, yeah...- Before...
294
00:14:16,974 --> 00:14:18,015
- Okay?- Sure. Sorry.
295
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:19,432
- No, no.- Okay.
296
00:14:19,516 --> 00:14:20,557
- Okay.- All right.
297
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- Are you all right?- I'm okay, yeah, yeah.
298
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You know, I�m okay.
299
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- What?
300
00:14:39,474 --> 00:14:40,516
Okay, um...
301
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Do you wantto hear about me?
302
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Could cheer you up,
303
00:14:46,807 --> 00:14:49,140
because I betit's worse than you.
304
00:14:49,974 --> 00:14:51,015
- Then yeah, please.
305
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:52,349
- Okay, so...
306
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I got married.
307
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- What?
308
00:15:02,098 --> 00:15:03,140
- Mm-hmm.- When?
309
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:04,974
- Back in April.
310
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- You got married?
311
00:15:08,474 --> 00:15:09,516
- Yep.
312
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And I would have invited you
313
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if you had answeredany of my texts.
314
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- Shit, Maggie, I--
315
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I didn't knowyou're married now.
316
00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:21,974
- Ah, but I�m not.
317
00:15:23,724 --> 00:15:24,766
- You're not?- Mm-mmm.
318
00:15:26,682 --> 00:15:29,766
- But you got married.- I got married in April.
319
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- And now you're not.- Nope.
320
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- Married.
321
00:15:35,432 --> 00:15:37,390
So that-- It just fell apartthat quickly
322
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and you get divorced?
323
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- No.
324
00:15:42,265 --> 00:15:43,641
- Did he... die?
325
00:15:47,349 --> 00:15:48,390
Shit.
326
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Maggie.
327
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When? When did...
328
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- A month ago.
329
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:01,265
- So...
330
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How long were you...
331
00:16:03,766 --> 00:16:05,474
- Ah, Lordy!So....
332
00:16:05,557 --> 00:16:07,599
Um... Last year...- Yeah.
333
00:16:08,766 --> 00:16:11,098
- When I quit here,after you and I
334
00:16:11,182 --> 00:16:13,265
fucked aroundand then you got weird,
335
00:16:13,349 --> 00:16:14,599
so I had to leave.
336
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:15,724
- Well, I didn't...
337
00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:19,265
I mean, you didn't have toleave, Maggie, you know.
338
00:16:19,349 --> 00:16:21,682
- You fell in love with me,so...
339
00:16:23,641 --> 00:16:24,682
- Sorry.- That's fine.
340
00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:26,766
- I'm sorry.- It's okay, I�m just--
341
00:16:26,849 --> 00:16:29,557
I'm telling the story, so...
342
00:16:29,641 --> 00:16:31,307
- Right, go ahead.What happened?
343
00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:33,641
- Then, I got a jobin Manhattan,
344
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which sucked,'cause I had to take
345
00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:39,098
the M train back to Brooklynevery night, and I hated it.
346
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:41,516
Anyway, so then I decided,fuck this.
347
00:16:42,098 --> 00:16:43,140
New York, just fuck it.
348
00:16:43,224 --> 00:16:46,057
I don't need this,this is a bad idea.
349
00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,224
How many times is New York gonnakick me in the balls
350
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,349
before I get the point?
351
00:16:49,432 --> 00:16:51,891
So... I had this friend, Trisha.
352
00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:54,224
She livesin New Orleans.
353
00:16:54,349 --> 00:16:57,682
She invites me downfor Jazz Fest, so I figure...
354
00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:02,641
So I figure I'll go down there,scope it out,
355
00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,390
maybe I'll move there, right?
356
00:17:05,182 --> 00:17:07,140
So, I'm at the airport.
357
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,933
I�m at the gate,my flight's delayed.
358
00:17:11,349 --> 00:17:12,516
No, they had the plane there,
359
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,349
but they were waitingon the flight crew.
360
00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:17,265
So everyone's madand they're complaining,
361
00:17:17,349 --> 00:17:18,682
it's just fucking ugly,
362
00:17:18,974 --> 00:17:21,933
but I don't care,'cause I�m in no hurry.
363
00:17:22,015 --> 00:17:25,724
Finally, these pilots show upin their pilot uniforms
364
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,599
with their black briefcases
365
00:17:28,516 --> 00:17:31,224
and as they're gettingon the plane,
366
00:17:31,307 --> 00:17:34,474
one of themturns to us and he--
367
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:37,265
he smiles that big pilot smile.
368
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:41,682
He goes, "Ah, I'm so sorrywe made you wait, folks."
369
00:17:42,098 --> 00:17:44,057
And everyone grumbled,but I laughed,
370
00:17:45,724 --> 00:17:47,390
because he was so sweet.
371
00:17:48,557 --> 00:17:52,098
And he just--All white, perfect teeth
372
00:17:52,182 --> 00:17:54,807
and-- and whatever,I laughed.
373
00:17:56,057 --> 00:17:59,557
And he looked over at me and...
374
00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:03,682
His eyes.
375
00:18:04,974 --> 00:18:06,641
He had babe eyes, they--
376
00:18:08,224 --> 00:18:09,265
Fucking killed me.
377
00:18:10,182 --> 00:18:12,098
Mmm...- So then...
378
00:18:12,182 --> 00:18:13,849
That's the guy.- Yes, yep.
379
00:18:14,766 --> 00:18:17,849
So he caught meat the gate in New Orleans,
380
00:18:17,933 --> 00:18:21,182
and we spent the whole weekendtogether and, uh...
381
00:18:22,307 --> 00:18:24,849
And then the next week,he asked me to marry him.
382
00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:27,182
And then we went to Atlanta,where he lived.
383
00:18:27,265 --> 00:18:28,307
- Atlanta.- Yeah.
384
00:18:29,098 --> 00:18:30,432
Uh, we got married.
385
00:18:33,307 --> 00:18:34,933
Then we went to Jamaica,
386
00:18:35,224 --> 00:18:38,224
and then I moved intohis house in Atlanta.
387
00:18:38,349 --> 00:18:39,390
- Damn.
388
00:18:40,390 --> 00:18:41,432
- I know.- (exhaling)
389
00:18:41,766 --> 00:18:42,807
- I know, right?
390
00:18:45,098 --> 00:18:48,349
Whatever, I was in love,I didn't care what I did.
391
00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:52,098
I was like, this is it.Seriously, this is my life.
392
00:18:52,307 --> 00:18:54,933
It's totally not anykind of trajectory
393
00:18:55,015 --> 00:18:56,682
that I pictured for myself.
394
00:18:56,849 --> 00:18:59,182
I�m a fucking pilot's wife.Anyway, so...
395
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:02,974
So we lived in that house for...
396
00:19:03,599 --> 00:19:05,516
about a week afterthe honeymoon,
397
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:08,265
and then he took off fromMontreal and--
398
00:19:08,557 --> 00:19:10,224
And he never came back.
399
00:19:12,682 --> 00:19:14,349
- Was it a plane crash?
400
00:19:15,140 --> 00:19:16,182
- Why would-- No.
401
00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:18,140
"Plane crash"...- He's a pilot.
402
00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:21,098
- No, he had a heart attackin a hotel.
403
00:19:21,182 --> 00:19:22,224
Plane crash...
404
00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:24,849
- Oh, my God.- Mm-hmm, so--
405
00:19:24,974 --> 00:19:26,307
- (exhaling)- So that's it.
406
00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:30,557
No, that's not it,'cause I had to go to Montreal.
407
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:32,974
And I had to identify the body.
408
00:19:33,516 --> 00:19:36,182
Bring it back, bury him,do the funeral.
409
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:38,766
- Shit.- Yeah.
410
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:41,766
And then, check this.
411
00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:43,724
His fucking sister.
412
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,641
His fucking sisterwanted to fight me
413
00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:48,474
over his little bit of money
414
00:19:48,557 --> 00:19:50,557
and I just said,"Keep it."
415
00:19:50,807 --> 00:19:54,098
Just-- And then,I had coffee with his mom
416
00:19:54,182 --> 00:19:55,766
and I had to watch hercry in a Starbucks.
417
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,265
Then I came back here, so...
418
00:20:01,849 --> 00:20:04,474
So I�m a widow.(chuckling)
419
00:20:04,557 --> 00:20:05,599
- Oh, my God.
420
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:07,766
- Yeah.
421
00:20:10,182 --> 00:20:12,182
Yeah.- Maggie, you must-- you must--
422
00:20:12,265 --> 00:20:13,599
You must be so--
423
00:20:13,849 --> 00:20:15,516
- Oh, no, but I'm not.
424
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,474
I'm not, that's the thing.
425
00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:23,140
This guy-- this guy was, like...
426
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,390
He was likea flying Ken doll.
427
00:20:26,474 --> 00:20:28,766
No, he was perfect.Perfect.
428
00:20:28,849 --> 00:20:32,057
He made me crazy in bedand he was funny
429
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,140
and he was fun and nice,
430
00:20:34,224 --> 00:20:36,557
but I-- I barely knew the guy.
431
00:20:37,641 --> 00:20:38,682
- Wow.- Yeah.
432
00:20:38,891 --> 00:20:39,933
- Wow.
433
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,265
(exhaling)
434
00:20:42,349 --> 00:20:44,349
- No, I sort of struggled to...
435
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,516
To feel something.
436
00:20:51,807 --> 00:20:54,807
I mean, when you fall in lovethat quickly,
437
00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:58,807
and then all of a suddenthat person doesn't exist...
438
00:21:00,682 --> 00:21:02,682
I don't know, it kind of...
439
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:06,974
It feels like a dream,looking back on it.
440
00:21:11,015 --> 00:21:15,015
And the part that sucks the mostis that I�m back here
441
00:21:15,766 --> 00:21:17,974
and I still don't knowwhat I want to do with my life.
442
00:21:20,599 --> 00:21:21,641
Anyway....
443
00:21:23,057 --> 00:21:25,933
So I�m really taking thingsone day at a time now.
444
00:21:29,182 --> 00:21:32,766
So booty call with--with "Hor-ay", why not?
445
00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:34,641
- Yeah, okay.
446
00:21:36,933 --> 00:21:38,599
- What's going on with you?
447
00:21:44,182 --> 00:21:45,224
What?
448
00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:48,724
- I don't feel good, Maggie.
449
00:21:53,974 --> 00:21:56,974
I don't know, it's stupid.I don't-- There's nothing--
450
00:21:57,057 --> 00:21:58,098
Everything's fine.
451
00:21:59,015 --> 00:22:01,349
You know, everything's okay,I just don't...
452
00:22:02,516 --> 00:22:04,182
I just don�t feel good.
453
00:22:06,516 --> 00:22:08,182
- You need to get laid.
454
00:22:10,224 --> 00:22:12,182
- Yeah.Yeah.
455
00:22:12,265 --> 00:22:13,307
(Maggie chuckling)
456
00:22:14,766 --> 00:22:15,807
- Yeah.
457
00:22:31,766 --> 00:22:32,807
Shit.
458
00:22:33,599 --> 00:22:34,641
- What's wrong?
459
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:38,891
- No, you look--Like, you look really sad.
460
00:22:40,432 --> 00:22:42,182
And you know I can't fuck youwhen you look so sad.
461
00:22:42,265 --> 00:22:43,933
It's a real turn-off, Horace.
462
00:22:46,098 --> 00:22:47,140
Ugh...- I'm sorry.
463
00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:51,641
- It's okay, I mean, it's...
464
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:56,474
I never fucked you'cause you're good looking.
465
00:22:56,557 --> 00:22:58,849
It's 'cause you're fun.
466
00:22:59,682 --> 00:23:00,724
This isn't fun.
467
00:23:00,807 --> 00:23:03,140
- This is not fun.- It's not fun.
468
00:23:03,974 --> 00:23:05,015
- Shit.
469
00:23:05,807 --> 00:23:06,849
- Oh, no.
470
00:23:07,807 --> 00:23:08,849
Oh, no!
471
00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:11,140
Oh, buddy, I�m sorry.
472
00:23:12,557 --> 00:23:13,599
Oh...
473
00:23:15,432 --> 00:23:16,474
(Horace grunting)
474
00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:23,057
- Good night, Leon.(Leon murmuring)
475
00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:48,724
These fucking glassesare getting all fogged.
476
00:23:49,265 --> 00:23:50,933
We gotta get new ones.
477
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:53,807
Chairs are weak, too.
478
00:23:56,182 --> 00:23:59,557
- Uh, yeah, you know,Ralph's is closing.
479
00:24:00,933 --> 00:24:01,974
- So?
480
00:24:02,766 --> 00:24:05,265
- He, uh... The guy there hada heart attack,
481
00:24:05,349 --> 00:24:06,682
so they can't maketheir payments,
482
00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:07,807
so they're closing down.
483
00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:11,140
- Who the fuckcares about Ralph's?
484
00:24:12,098 --> 00:24:14,057
- I know, but they just recentlyrenovated and now
485
00:24:14,140 --> 00:24:15,807
they're closing down, so...
486
00:24:16,933 --> 00:24:18,682
I figure they must have somestuff that we can use,
487
00:24:18,766 --> 00:24:20,807
like chairs, like we canget some chairs for cheap.
488
00:24:20,891 --> 00:24:23,224
- Yeah, it's good,that's a good idea.
489
00:24:23,807 --> 00:24:24,849
- Thank you.
490
00:24:27,349 --> 00:24:29,224
- Who does he got up there?
491
00:24:29,307 --> 00:24:30,349
- Remember Maggie?
492
00:24:31,140 --> 00:24:32,474
- Which oneis Maggie?
493
00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:34,474
- She used to waitress hereabout a year ago.
494
00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,516
- Oh, yeah,she was nice looking.
495
00:24:36,599 --> 00:24:38,265
She's up there with him?
496
00:24:38,390 --> 00:24:40,307
- Well, they were going at itfor a while, you know,
497
00:24:40,390 --> 00:24:43,015
when Horace firstcome back to take over,
498
00:24:43,098 --> 00:24:44,432
after his dad died.
499
00:24:46,390 --> 00:24:48,974
- The worst thing that everhappened to this place.
500
00:24:49,057 --> 00:24:51,015
- Come on, Pete.Horace isn't that bad.
501
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:52,432
- He ain't his father.
502
00:24:53,474 --> 00:24:55,140
- No, he's not,I'll give you that, but,
503
00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:56,891
I mean, nobody's another person.
504
00:24:56,974 --> 00:24:59,307
- Yeah, well...- Everybody's just them.
505
00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:02,349
- That guy upstairs definitelyain't Horace.
506
00:25:05,891 --> 00:25:06,933
(register clacking)
507
00:25:09,265 --> 00:25:10,891
She's a nice looking girl.
508
00:25:12,432 --> 00:25:15,432
What does shesee in a guy like that?
509
00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:19,182
- I mean, I don't know,but, uh....
510
00:25:21,807 --> 00:25:25,307
He said sheliked it when he, uh...
511
00:25:26,641 --> 00:25:27,682
- What?
512
00:25:29,140 --> 00:25:33,265
- He said that she used to gocrazy when he would, you know...
513
00:25:33,349 --> 00:25:34,682
Go down on her.
514
00:25:36,015 --> 00:25:38,015
- Get the fuck out of here.
515
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:39,682
- I don't know,that's what he said.
516
00:25:39,766 --> 00:25:40,807
- That's disgusting.
517
00:25:41,516 --> 00:25:43,474
- What is?- Going down on somebody.
518
00:25:43,557 --> 00:25:44,891
You don't do that.
519
00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:46,766
- What? People do that.
520
00:25:46,974 --> 00:25:49,641
Women like it.- A man doesn't do that.
521
00:25:49,724 --> 00:25:52,849
What is it with people your agegoing down on each other?
522
00:25:52,933 --> 00:25:53,974
It's no good.
523
00:25:54,265 --> 00:25:56,849
- You're telling me you don'tlike a girl doing that to you?
524
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,265
- Yeah, yeah, I like it.I don't like her.
525
00:25:59,349 --> 00:26:01,140
(cash pouch zipping)And I�m not doing it to her.
526
00:26:01,224 --> 00:26:02,557
Not on your life.
527
00:26:03,098 --> 00:26:04,432
- You never done that?
528
00:26:05,474 --> 00:26:06,516
- No, I haven't.
529
00:26:08,015 --> 00:26:09,057
Have you?
530
00:26:10,224 --> 00:26:12,224
- (scoffing)- No, tell me the truth.
531
00:26:15,766 --> 00:26:17,098
All right, good, don't.
532
00:26:18,474 --> 00:26:20,933
Let me tell you about these guysthat-- You know.
533
00:26:21,015 --> 00:26:23,849
Take this one guy,he was a boss.
534
00:26:23,933 --> 00:26:26,891
And he used to tell meall the time.
535
00:26:26,974 --> 00:26:31,349
"How could you put yourselfbeneath a woman and ever,
536
00:26:31,432 --> 00:26:33,766
ever expect to rise aboveanother man?"
537
00:26:35,224 --> 00:26:36,891
You know what it's like whena chick is doing that to me?
538
00:26:36,974 --> 00:26:39,516
I look down at herand I think,
539
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,599
"I don't know about you now."
540
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,098
You know,"I think different about you."
541
00:26:45,349 --> 00:26:48,432
I mean, you look like a dummydown there going...
542
00:26:48,516 --> 00:26:50,516
What kind of person does that?
543
00:26:51,807 --> 00:26:54,474
I mean, finish up,but then get out.
544
00:26:55,390 --> 00:26:57,432
You know?You see what I mean?
545
00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,682
- Gee, I don't know, Pete,I mean,
546
00:26:58,766 --> 00:27:00,307
there's a lotof thinking on that.
547
00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:03,599
You know, some people wouldsay that, you know,
548
00:27:03,682 --> 00:27:06,974
doing that to each otheris like, selfless.
549
00:27:07,682 --> 00:27:10,933
It's a--it's a way to show love.
550
00:27:11,015 --> 00:27:13,015
It's, uh, to show, you know,
551
00:27:14,307 --> 00:27:17,265
you're doing that for them andshe's doing it for you, right?
552
00:27:17,349 --> 00:27:19,349
- No. No, that ain't love.
553
00:27:19,432 --> 00:27:21,432
Listen to me.This is love:
554
00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:25,724
Love is when you hold a woman upclose to you, like this.
555
00:27:25,807 --> 00:27:27,933
And you look her in the face,eye to eye,
556
00:27:28,015 --> 00:27:29,474
and you're holding on tight,
557
00:27:29,557 --> 00:27:33,098
and you love her,and she loves you
558
00:27:33,182 --> 00:27:34,224
and you're inside of her
559
00:27:34,307 --> 00:27:36,974
and she starts comingand then you come.
560
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:39,891
And you're kissing her withevery part of your body.
561
00:27:39,974 --> 00:27:41,891
That's love.
I mean, you can fuck around
562
00:27:41,974 --> 00:27:43,224
with this other shitall you want,
563
00:27:43,307 --> 00:27:46,307
but I'm telling you,that's what I wait for.
564
00:27:48,140 --> 00:27:49,474
Comes rare in life.
565
00:27:49,933 --> 00:27:50,974
It's very rare.
566
00:27:53,349 --> 00:27:55,015
But that'sall there is.
567
00:27:56,891 --> 00:27:58,224
I'm telling you, son.
568
00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:00,807
Don't everdo that to a woman.
569
00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:02,891
And she won't respect you,either.
570
00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,098
Okay?
571
00:28:09,390 --> 00:28:12,390
I'm gonna hit night depositand then go home.
572
00:28:12,849 --> 00:28:13,891
- Okay, good night.
573
00:28:14,891 --> 00:28:15,933
- Yeah.
574
00:28:15,983 --> 00:28:20,533
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