All language subtitles for Hindsight s01e04 Very Important Date.eng

(Becca)
Previously on Hindsight...

So tell me about this kiss
with Andy.

(Becca) I just need to know if he
felt the same thing that I did.

Well, there's only one way
to find out.

(Melanie) I've never made out
with someone else's boyfriend.

- I quit.
- Get back here!

- Hi.
- I'm Todd.

[Chuckles]

(Lolly) Looks like someone's taking
a shameful walk this morning.

Guilty.

So...

- How did the psychic get here?
- Since you got her fired...

- That was you.
- I remembered that grumpy Rick

was down a waitress, and I called him
last night, and he hired her.

And why were you so sure
I was gonna break Jamie's heart?

Because it already
happened once.

I'm not your puppet, Becca!

You deserve to know the truth,

and the truth is...

(Lolly) So, Rebecca,

I see you have a Bachelor's
degree in English Literature.

Edifying,
but not so very useful.

Where do you see yourself
in the future?

Well, I know where I don't
want to be:

Trapped inside of a cubicle,
fetching coffee,

rolling phone calls,
and being yelled at by my boss,

because he has too many croutons
on his salad.

I want to be fulfilled,
make a difference.

Be creative, get paid,

and I don't want
to sell anything,

buy anything, or process
anything as a career.

Right,
and why should we hire you,

over our other
qualified applicants?

Because I'm from the future, and
I have decades more experience.

Than anyone else
you're meeting with.

Jolly good show, yankee.

We'd like to hire you posthaste
and offer you many quid.

God Save the Queen.

Oh, okay,
I have to get to sleep.

My first interview
is at 8:30.

I can't have eye bags and the
world's flimsiest resumee.

Don't worry.

You were brilliant before
you time traveled,

and then you frickin'
time traveled.

I mean, how many 23-year-olds
can bring that to the table?

Thank you for practicing
with me.

I love you.

This is widely known.

[Laughs] Wish me luck.

Good luck.

Thank you.
Good night.

Good night.

You're late.

Well, I kind of thought Becca
might get suspicious.

If I snuck over
when she was still here.

[Laughs]

- Mmm.
- Mmm.

Is that a clown horn
in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

[Horn honks]

Ahh!

Just getting in
the Halloween spirit.

Oh, I love that you love
Halloween as much as I do.

I feel like everybody else
has outgrown it.

I've never outgrown anything.

Clothes?

Yes, clothes.

[Laughs]

Mm, Becca has to be up
early tomorrow.

Well, you know,
I love it when you talk dirty.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Just you have to get out
of here before she gets up.

Well, maybe I should
just go right now.

No.

Not an option.

No, leave it on.

[Laughing]

[Siren wailing in distance]

(Man)
All right. All right.

(Woman) Hurry up, would you?

[Gasps] Oh, my God.

Jamie, wake up.

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up.

My alarm didn't go off.

You have to get out of here
before Becca finds us.

Why don't we just tell her
already, you know?

It's been weeks.

Aren't you tired of all
this sneaking around?

Not really.
It's part of the fun.

You know what would be fun?

Going out in public
like a real couple.

Oh, is that what we are,
a couple?

I don't do any of this
with any of my other friends.

Come on; Let's do something
together for Halloween.

Becca and I always go to the
Oar and Anchor for Halloween.

Last year, we went as Nancy
Kerrigan and Tonya Harding,

and we still lost
the stupid contest.

So?
We'll win it this year.

But I can't ditch Becca.
I mean, Halloween's our thing.

Then again,
we have lots of things.

And you and me
kind of need a thing.

Well, besides this thing.

So is that a yes?

Yes.

So it's a date.

Now I just have to tell Becca.

[Knock at door]

(Becca)
Hey, Lol, have you seen my...

[Gasps]

Lolly and I are dating!

She seems cool with it,
you know?

(Lolly) Becca!

- No.
- I'm sorry, okay?

You're upset.
I get it.

No, I don't think you do.

Of course I do.
I lied to you.

I said I'd stop seeing Jamie,

and then I snuck around
with him anyway,

which actually made the sex
even hotter.

And that makes me feel bad too.

Also, I put your black cardigan
in the wash and shrank it.

It's doll size now.

Just be mad at me
all at once about everything.

I just saw
my little brother's penis.

I don't have a brother,

but I imagine that
would be a little weird.

- Yeah, a little.
- You've never seen it before?

When we were kids
in the bathtub.

I can't talk about this.

I have to go do an interview,

and now I'm gonna have that
in my head; Thank you.

I'm sorry!

[Alternative rock music]

Synced and corrected by biamussolin
www.addic7ed.com

(Man) That's my Salesman
of the Year trophy.

I sold more ad space
for this magazine.

Than the next three guys
combined.

[Chuckles]

Your resumee is impressive.

But how could you possibly have

17 years experience
in publishing?

Oh, does that...
That should say 1.7.

But trust me,
you'll think it's 17.

[Chuckles]

Can I give you a hand
with that chair?

Stand up a sec.

Okay.

Try that.

[Chuckles]

- Better?
- Yeah.

(Dominique) You won't
have time to sit around.

Nigel can be very demanding.

You'd be on call 24-7.

He never knows what
he will need or when.

He's a genius...

Obviously.

Are you using
digital film here yet?

How do you know about
digital film?

Because it's a thing now.

I didn't know it could do that.

Yeah, windows 95 can be tricky.

Okay, so here's the task bar.

Just click this
and then the start menu,

and you have a shortcut
to all your documents.

You make it look easy.

I can't stand computers.

(Becca)
I think they're here to stay.

Someday we'll get everything
from our computers:

Books, airline tickets,
boyfriends.

[Laughs] I don't think so.

[Indistinct chatter]

Becca?

Hey, what are you guys
doing here?

Just grabbing a quick bite.

We try and meet
a few times a week.

Andy wants us to see each other
as much as possible.

So what brings you
to this part of town?

Oh, I just had
another job interview.

I think I've had, like,
20 this week.

They're all starting
to blend together.

Ugh, you poor thing.

It must be awful
starting over with nothing.

But I'm sure things
will get better.

Actually,
things are going quite well.

That's so good to hear.

Simon says he'll be asking
for your job back by Christmas.

Oh, look at me,
"Simon says."

Working for him for two weeks,

I'm already beginning to talk
like him.

[Laughs]

So what are you
interviewing for?

Is it something more creative?

I'm pretty much exploring
anything and everything.

So I hear.

- Sorry?
- Oh, come on, Becca.

It's just us.

Lois told me about you and Tom.

Oh, Todd, and it was nothing.

So are you gonna bring Tom
to the Halloween party?

What Halloween party?

The one at your bar.

You invited us
a few weeks ago...

Before you lost your job.

Oh, right.

Yeah, at the Oar and Anchor.

They always do
a great costume contest.

This one time, Lolly and I went
as Tonya and Nancy.

- [Chuckles]
- Wait, that was last year.

That was in very poor taste,
actually.

That sounds fun.
Are we going?

We haven't decided yet
what we're doing that night,

but maybe.

You guys should totally come.

Why did I invite her?

Who knows?
You did it 20 years ago.

I don't remember her
being so mean.

She's probably
threatened by you.

I mean, you've been talking
about Andy's supercharged lips

for two weeks now.

I guarantee she can sense that.

That kiss meant something.

I know he said it was a mistake,
but he felt it too.

And now meerkat Melanie's
always watching,

so I'll never get him alone.

I know what will make you
feel better.

Okay, anything.

(Woman over answering machine) Hi, this
is Mary Hoffman at Sagan Insurance.

We're calling to offer you
the admin job

that you interviewed for
over here.

Give me a call.

Oh, that does
make me feel better.

What's a meerkat?

A little desert cat
that stands up.

(Woman over answering machine) Hello, this is
Dominique calling from Nigel Cage's studio.

Nigel was very impressed
with you.

And would like you
to begin immediately.

Oh, my God, two job offers
in this economy?

(Man over answering machine) Hi, Becca, this
is Steve from human resources at Buckman,

Johnson, Willoughby and Huff.

I've got some great news.
Call me back.

- Yes!
- No, no, no. There's another one.

(Woman over answering machine)
Hi, Becca, it's Melanie.

It was so good to see you today,

so we've decided to swing by
your little soiree after all.

- No, no.
- (Melanie) We'll be there on the early side.

- No.
- See you, Becca.

(Both) Meerkat Melanie.

[Chitters]

Oh.

No, you can't go
as Tonya Harding again.

It's bad luck to wear the
same costume two years in a row.

Why am I even going
to this party?

Between Melanie draping herself
all over Andy,

and you canoodling
with my brother,

it doesn't exactly sound
like a thrill a minute.

I thought you said you were cool
with me and Jamie canoodling.

I am cool with it.

It's just weird having
your best friend.

Hook up with your brother.

Ross flipped his lid
when he found out Chandler

was dating Monica.

Wait.
What?

Monica and Chandler
start dating?

Oh, I'm sorry.

You are the worst
time traveler ever.

You tell me everything
I don't want to know.

And nothing I do.

I know.
I'm awful at this.

I just... what are we gonna be
for Halloween?

I need help.

Like,
I thought we had more stuff.

I was thinking...

I should probably go
to the party with Jamie,

because I already said
that I would.

But that's our thing.

But we have lots of things.

Listen.
I really like Jamie, okay?

And I don't want anything bad
to happen to him.

I mean, maybe I can help
steer him in a better direction

if you tell me the whole story.

Okay.

Right after you guys broke up,
Jamie called me.

Something was wrong.

And I was worried,
so I went to his place,

and I found him.

They had to pump his stomach.

They said I was lucky
I found him when I did.

God, that's awful.

Yeah.

I'm sorry you had
to go through that.

[Sighs]

Do you want me
to stop seeing him?

I mean, for real this time?

No.

Just promise me
you'll be careful with him.

I promise, double-stamp it,
no erase-ees.

Okay.

Are you sure you're okay with me
going to the party with Jamie?

Yeah, totally.

Absolutely.

I'm all good.

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Mwah.

[Knock at door]

- Hey.
- Hey.

What are you doing here?

I can't visit my brother?

It's rarely happened before.

Great.
I'd like to change that.

Okay.

Nice.

[Sighs]

Make yourself at home.

Isn't that what we're doing now,

making ourselves at home
in each other's places?

Oh, there it is.

All right, lay it on me.

Say what you came to say.

I'm listening.

I'm just gonna tell you
what I told her.

Okay.

Just... be careful.

Like, use prophylactics?

I'm serious.

You always get too attached.

You used to cry for days
about every dead goldfish.

Thank you for caring.

I'm an adult now.

And Lolly is not a goldfish.

I'll leave it alone.

Thank you.

- Just know...
- Mm-hmm.

I'm always here if you need
anyone to talk to.

Oh, my God.

- It's time for you to go.
- I'm serious.

Thank you, mom.
Thank you for showing up.

Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.

Your mom is hot.

All right, I've narrowed it down
to these two.

No law firm?

Their office is
on the 32nd floor.

- Too many stairs.
- Got ya.

All right,
photographer is brilliant...

Mm-hmm.

Although I got
a creepy vibe from him.

Insurance company would be
more stable, normal work hours,

excellent health benefits.

Sorry, did I just fall asleep?

The last thing I remember,

someone was talking about
health benefits.

Hey, at least I'd have a life
outside of work.

I didn't have that with Simon.

What do you think?

Coming this fall
to a theater new you,

a girl travels back in time
to find...

A boring,
entry-level job.

Would you watch that?
I wouldn't.

I need to pay rent.

Why don't you just work here?

We're here all the time anyway.

The last thing I want to do
is work in a bar.

You're right, 'cause nothing's
worse than working in a bar.

No, Paige,
I didn't mean it like that.

You're working here
to take time for your career.

But working in a bar
is not a career.

Oh, God.
Rick, I'm sorry.

No offense.

Real smooth, Cliff.
I'll be right back.

I need to go tell the busboy
he's wasting his life.

I'm sorry.

Becca's just cranky

'cause she can't figure out
what to do with her life.

Oh, and also,

I'm sleeping with her brother,
so there's that.

You know, you do have
this little happy,

sex glow thing going on.

- Mm-hmm.
- I know, right?

- Mm.
- Oh, I love new things.

It's so great before
everything inevitably becomes

all complicated and weird.

Tell me about it.

I actually have a new thing too.

Tell me everything, immediately.

Just some guy.
He came in last week.

And we totally started hanging
out after my shift ended.

Very, very cute.

- I want to meet him.
- No.

Is he coming to
the Halloween party?

I don't know.

I'm mean, 'cause it's not
anything serious.

We're just hanging out,
but I'll keep you posted.

I dig that.

(Ricky) Less talking,
more working.

Rick, we're bartenders,

we're supposed to do both.

He seems so much happier
since you started working here.

Is this from my dartboard?

Yeah, I was just borrowing it.
Is that okay?

Can I borrow your jacket
for a bar rag?

I'll put it back.

[Groans]

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend anybody.

You know that, right?

Make it up to me.

Tell me who wins
the costume contest.

- I don't know.
- Let me help.

The year was 1995.

You and Sean had just come back
from your honeymoon,

and you wanted to show off
your tan,

so you dressed at gladiators
and watched as someone

hoisted the trophy into the air.

Who was it?

Simon had a plumbing emergency
that night at his house.

By the time I got to the party,
it was over.

Oh, you are useless to me.

I had to share a cab home with
Andy and Melanie that night.

They got into a fight
about their costumes.

But Melanie works for Simon now.

So she's not gonna make it
to the party.

Do you have fishnet stockings?

[Upbeat rock music]

Mm, fishnets.
Sexy.

They're for Becca.

- Less sexy.
- [Oinks]

Hey, can we make a rule
where we don't mention

my sister's name
around sexy things?

Okay, but you're
gonna have to give me

a list of things
that turn you on.

It would take less time to make
a list of the things that don't.

How about we just
don't mention her at all?

Okay, deal.

Deal.

This is exactly how I want
my room to look.

Me too.

[Singing indistinctly]

[Exhales]

That'll do, pig.

[Funky music]

[Laughs]

There we go.

Now all we need is a needle
full of adrenaline.

Jamie, I just want you to know
if things ever get weird.

With us, you know,
you can talk to me.

Things are getting
kind of weird right now.

No, stop it.
I'm serious.

I know.
I can see that.

And it's freaking me out.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I do believe Marsellus,
my husband, your boss,

told you to take me out
and do whatever I wanted.

Now, I want to dance.

I want to win.

I want that trophy,
so dance good.

[gasps]

[Giggles]

Couldn't I have gone as,
like, the Mad Hatter.

Or the Cheshire Cat
or something cooler?

Really, anything would have
been cooler than this.

I think you look adorable
with the cute tail

and the floppy ears.

Just what every grown man
wants to hear.

[Laughs]

Maybe we should just
skip the party.

[Pager beeping]

[Sighs]

[Beeping continues]

[Groans]

[Telephone rings]

- Hello.
- It's Melanie.

Hi, Melanie.
What's wrong?

(Melanie) Simon's out of town,
and his bathtub overflowed

and flooded his whole apartment
and the apartment downstairs.

He told me to deal with it.

What the hell do I do?

(Becca) Calm down.

Just page the plumber's
emergency number.

It's in his rolodex.
The plumber's name is Sal.

Then meet him
over at Simon's place,

but use the service elevator.

And don't forget
to take off your shoes.

But I... why do I have to, like,
physically be there?

I can't do anything for him,

and I bought this
amazing costume for tonight.

No, Simon would freak out if you
weren't there to supervise.

I know, but it isn't fair.

I'm so sorry, Melanie,

but I'm sure things
will get better.

Okay, sorry. I have to go.
I'm late...

[Sighs]

For a very important date.

[Hip-hop music]

Whoa, you look hot.

Yeah?
Am I doing the right thing?

Absolutely.

Wait.
What thing are we talking about?

By going after Andy like this.

Is this alcohol?

Didn't you say Melanie
ends up dumping him,

basically tearing his heart
out of his chest.

And leaving behind a shell
of the man he once was?

I said she left him.

I think you made up
that whole other part.

Look, the point is,
you don't owe Melanie anything.

And if you really think Andy
might be the reason you're here,

then you owe it
to yourself to find out.

Okay.

And you owe it to Andy to
let him see you in that outfit.

Awoogah.

Thank you for the fishnets.

- Anytime.
- [Laughs] Okay I'm out. Whoo!

[Knock at door]

Nice.

Wow.

Okay, so I know that Melanie
had to go to work,

but I was wondering
if you still wanted to go

to the costume party with me.

Well, I'm dressed
as a giant white rabbit.

[Laughs]

How could I possibly refuse
an invitation from Alice?

I mean, what are the odds?

I think my costume
needs an upgrade.

I'll be right back.

Okay.

Oh, a very merry
unbirthday to me.

You're late, Jamie.

There is no Beavis
without Butt-head,

so get your butt down here.

And your head.

Okay, bye.

Yeah, all right, Lolly.
I'll be right there.

Uh, dude, she can't hear you.

What?

Dude, answering machine.

Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.

Oh... guys,
what the hell, man?

I thought I told you
to tell me when it was 7:00.

What's the big deal, dude?
She's just some chick.

No, she's not, okay.

She's not just some chick.

Oh, jeez, jeez, jeez,
jeez, oh, jeez, oh, jeez.

[Laughter
and indistinct chatter]

[Rock music]

[Gasps] There she is.

Hey.
[Laughs]

[Groans]

What am I, a lightweight?

Oh, well, in that case...
There you go.

Mwah!
You're an angel.

And you have a nice Beavis.

[Laughter]

Oh, I hate this costume.

I can't believe I let Jamie
talk me into it,

and he's not even here.

Oh, he's probably just
running late, you know?

Yeah, I hope that's all it is.

Well, what else would it be?

Mm, nothing.
It's no big deal.

I just really want to win
the contest.

Well, if he doesn't show,
I mean,

there's plenty
of butt-heads here.

That is true.

Wait.
Is your man here?

No, not yet.

But I have been propositioned
by a drunk scotsman in a kilt.

So I've got that going for me.

Which is nice.

Yeah.

I'm sorry I've been
so weird lately.

You don't get to own that.

It was my fault too.

No, no, I have been
all over the place.

Well, I'm just glad
things are back to normal.

Besides Melanie hating me.

She doesn't hate you.

Your tie.

You never could tie a tie,

I always had to do it for you.

You never tied a tie for me.

When we were kids.

Your shoelaces.
Remember?

Thank God they invented velcro.

Yeah.

Thank God.

Better.

How goes the job search?

Good.
Really good, actually.

I'm deciding between
a couple of offers.

That's great.

You're too creative
to work for a guy like Simon.

He sounds like a nightmare.

Well, remember,
Melanie has that job now.

Right.

Forget I said that.

Melanie likes the challenge.

I mean, why else would
she be dating me?

I can't even tie a tie.

You could always
get a velcro one.

[Indistinct chatter]

[Hip-hop music]

I'm so, so sorry.
I'm so sorry.

[Sighs]
I couldn't find my costume,

but I just figured, you know,
I could do the voice.

And draw a butt on my forehead.

Do you have a pen?

You couldn't find your costume?

No. I know.

How much have you been smoking?

The usual amount.

Look, I know.
I'm sorry, okay?

Look, I'm gonna...

I'm gonna go home, and I'm...
I'm gonna find it.

No, no.
Just forget it.

I really, really want to, okay?

I promise I'll be back in time.

Yeah, right.
Jamie standard time.

Hey.

Settle down, Beavis.

Huh?

Uh-huh.

All right. I'll be right back.
I promise.

- Go.
- Okay, I'm going, Beavis.

Yo, Beavis!

- Ow!
- Beavis!

Nice costumes!

Whoa, it's like you were
meant to be together.

[Nervous laugh]

I'll go get us some drinks.

Okay.

You look awesome.

Yeah, right,

says the smokin' hot Alice
to the ugly teenage boy.

You are not ugly.
Where's Jamie?

Mm.
Mwah.

He should be here any minute.

Well, he better be.

I know how much you want
to win this contest.

I can still win.

There can be a Beavis
without a Butt-head.

Uh, Doogie Howser?

Virgin?

I can be your Butt-head.

You can be my Butt-head.

[Both giggling]

[Laughs]

[Rock music]

Sean?

[Man singing indistinctly]

I don't think he heard you.

[Gasps]

What the hell just happened?

Are you talking about the part
where Sean walked into the bar.

Or the part where
he kissed Paige.

Or the part where you panicked
and ran into the bathroom?

No, what is he doing here?

He's allowed to come here.

It's not like the bar
left him at the altar.

You mean he's dating Paige now?
Like, when did that happen?

No, no, no. They just met.
It's not a thing yet.

- You knew about this?
- Ah!

How could you not tell me?

Not now!

I knew that she met someone.

I had no idea it was Sean,
and trust me,

there's no way Paige
knows he's your ex.

Why are you defending her?
You barely know her.

Come on, Becca.

We both know you're not upset
because he kissed Paige.

He could've kissed anyone,

and we'd still be having
this conversation.

You're not arguing.

That means I'm right.

Ugh.

Look, I know you don't like it,

but Sean is allowed
to kiss other girls now.

And you're having fun
with Andy, so, you know,

don't let this ruin your night.

Wait till he sees
how fat Axl Rose gets.

He does?

Stop ruining the future for me.

I feel like he's just
doing this to mess with me.

Well, then don't let him.

The best thing
you can do is just

go out there and act cool.

Or you could stay
in the bathroom forever.

Maybe get a job
handing out mints.

No.

I can do this.

Vamonos!

I'm really sorry about
the whole...

Thing.

The wedding.

I heard you went to Aruba.

How was it?

It was great.

Great food, great weather,
great people.

That sounds...

Great.

Yeah, it was.

I sound like a travel brochure,

but really, it was good to
get away for a while, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

(Becca) What? They've never
spoken a day in their life,

and suddenly
they're best friends?

Just remember the plan.

Go over there and act cool.

I'll be right by your side.

Okay.

Hey, guys.

[Clears throat]

I like your costume.

It suits you.

Thanks.

I like your tats.

They're fake.

You look good.

You look happy.

I am.

I wasn't at first.

Going on that trip without you
was pretty depressing,

but I woke up one morning
with a sense of clarity.

You're right.
We're better off apart.

Well, I'm glad
we're on the same page.

Not the bartender Paige,

who I think I just
saw you kissing,

unless I was hallucinating,

but, like, you know,
like, a page in a book.

I know.

We've just been hanging out.

Right.

I see.
That's cool.

I don't need your approval.

No, I know.
It's cool.

She's cool.
We're cool.

We're totally...
We're... we're...

Cool.

Right.

We're cool.

Great.
See you around.

Okay, yeah.

And here you go.

(Man) Thank you.

Ooh, can this wait?
I'm really busy right now.

Sean and Becca were supposed
to get married a few weeks ago,

but Becca left him at the altar.

Still busy?

Um...

How can he not tell me that?

Probably be tough
to work into conversation.

Not really.
"Good day, mate. I'm Sean.

"The woman who left me at
the altar is a regular here.

Maybe you know her...
Becca?"

See?
Real easy.

That's your Australian accent?

Aren't you supposed
to be an actress.

Oh, got jokes?

Well, let's hear you try it.

I am trying to stay
in character as Beavis.

Don't confuse me.

Oh, here he comes.

Uh, hey, baby.

Come to Butt-head.

[Chuckles]

[Men shouting indistinctly]

(Man) What's up? What's up?
What's up?

(Man) Where's your drink?
Where's your drink?

Over there.
Drink. Oh-ho!

(Man) Yeah.

(Man) Do you like my costume?

Hey, girl.

- What's up?
- Hey, Cameron.

Hey, "Cameron"?

Love the costume.

Ferris Bueller?

It's Gordie Howe.

Oh.

You know, mister hockey?

Right.

- So, um...
- Hey.

Hey.

Who's this guy?
You want to get out of here?

Um...

Good talk, Todd.

Good talk.
I'll see you later.

Sorry.

Was I interrupting something?

No. No, you were
actually rescuing me.

Good.

That's what I'm here for.

I just wanted to make
sure you were okay.

Oh, he's harmless.

Oh, no, I meant, uh...

I meant with Sean.

Yeah, no, I was...

I wasn't expecting
to see him tonight...

Or the fact that
he moved on so quickly.

Well, haven't you taken
the same amount of time as him?

It just felt a lot longer to me.

[Sighs]

I just want to look
at the person I'm with

and feel like I've won
the lottery, you know?

Do you feel that way
about Melanie?

I love being with her.

And I love that she
accepts me for who I am.

Yeah.

She once tried
to play D&D with me.

[Laughs]

She was really grossed out

that all the women
dwarves have beards.

That is kind of gross.

Yeah.

I just... I really like that
I can be myself around her.

All right, all right.

Who is having a happy Halloween?

[Cheers and applause]

And who wants me
to just go ahead.

An announce the costume
contest winner

so y'all can keep drinking?

[Cheers and applause]

That's what I thought.

All right, well, give it up
for this year's winners:

Beavis and Butt-head.

Whoo!

Whoo.

I can't believe we won.

[Jamie grunts]

All right.

Ew. Beavis and Butt-head
don't kiss.

Since when?

[Laughs]

Thank you so much for
sticking by me tonight.

You've always been there for me.

[Chuckles]

I knew it.

It's not enough to ruin
your own relationship, Becca,

you have to mess with mine too?

No, Melanie, this...

I'm so stupid.

I should've confronted
you the second

I found out you kissed him.

[Sighs]

Melanie, wait.

No.

[Crowd gasps]

All right.
Let's go, Axl.

Come on. Out!

Now I know why you left me.

[Door rattles open]

Come on.

Cool off someplace else.

Rick, I'm sorry, mate.

Whatever.
See you on trivia night.

I can't believe
she cheated on me.

You don't even know
what happened for sure.

And you don't know anything,

so maybe you should
stay out of it.

[Sighs]

Well, I do know that you
kissed me in front of everyone

just to make Becca jealous.

I know that.

I don't even care about Becca.

Yeah, well, you have a real
funny way of showing it.

Look, let's just go back
to your place,

and I'll prove it.

No, I pass.

I think you need some time
to just figure things out.

There's nothing
to figure out, okay?

Yeah, well,
tell that to your hand

and bunny foo foo's face.

Huh?

Oh.

I've never been punched before.

I am so sorry.

No, don't be.

I mean, look at me.

I'm very threatening.

It's my cross to bear.

Ow. Ooh.

- Ooh, God.
- Yeah.

This is all my fault.

You would've never gotten hurt

if I didn't
drag you out tonight.

Hey, you didn't
drag me anywhere.

Okay?

I came willingly.

And anyway, I should be
the one apologizing.

Should've never told
Melanie I kissed you.

No, don't apologize.

Your honesty
is one of the things

I've always loved about you.

[Gentle music]

She thinks I have
feelings for you.

Just tell her you don't.

I don't want to lie to her.

You should go home to her.

Okay.

[Sighs]

[Engine turns over]

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?

Aren't we gonna go celebrate?

Uh, I think I'm just
gonna go home.

Oh, well, I'll come with you.

No, you should go and meet
up with your friends.

We won the contest.
Isn't that what you wanted?

I don't care about the contest.

I just wanted to go
on a real date,

with a real guy,

not a cartoon character.

It's Halloween.

Everyone's a character.

[Scoffs]

I know I messed up earlier,

and I did everything I could
to make it up to you,

and you're still pissed at me.

I'm sorry.

[Sighs]

This wig's so itchy.

I'm just tired, I guess.

Look, let's just, um...

Let's just talk tomorrow, okay?

Fine.

Well, congratulations, I guess.

Keep it.

[Melancholy music]

[Trophy shatters]

[Sighs]

What's wrong?

Why aren't you out
celebrating your big victory?

Aww.

Jamie was being a butthead.

[Laughter]

What did he do?

Nothing.

It's what I did.

I never should have asked
you about the future.

Now I can't stop
thinking about it.

Welcome to the twilight zone.

[Laughs]

Must be hard to be
all-knowing.

Are you kidding?

I don't know anything anymore.

I don't know what to do
about Andy or Sean.

I don't even know
which job to take.

Well, that's because ever since
your little elevator ride,

you've been too scared
to make any tough decisions.

What are you talking about?

I called off my wedding.
I quit my job.

Those were easy choices.

Easy?

Yeah.

You knew they didn't
work out in the future.

If you worry about
every decision you make,

you'll be too afraid
to take risks.

You'll never do anything.

You're not arguing.

That means I'm right again.

You got a do-over.

I mean, how do you know that the
universe doesn't have your back.

And that every time
you mess things up,

you'll get a chance to fix it?

Well, if that's true,

I could never make
a wrong choice.

Mm-hmm.

And if not, well...

You're just like the rest of us.

What a night.

Yeah, I-I've just decided

an insurance company
just isn't the best fit for me.

Okay, great.

Thank you so much
for the job offer.

Bye.

So you're taking the job
with the bonkers photographer?

Nope.

I took your advice,
and I turned them both down.

I never said do that.

I just said, you know,
take risks.

I'll just take a leap.

Hopefully the universe
has my back.

[Telephone ringing]

Not answering.

[Answering machine beeps]

(Woman over answering machine) Hi,
it's Mary from Sagan Insurance.

I know we just spoke
a minute ago,

but I have something else that
you might be interested in.

My cousin Chester
just started a magazine.

From a basement
of a building in Brooklyn.

Anyway, he's looking for
a smart, computer-savvy intern,

and I immediately
thought of you.

IBM's brand-new notebook,

the Thinkpad 701c.

Stop showing off, Chester,
she doesn't care about your new toy.

My cousin says
she's into computers.

Is that the one with
the butterfly keyboard?

(Becca) That is so cool.

We don't need an assistant.

I can get my own bagels,
and Chester can dress himself.

Or he thinks he can.

In the short amount of
time we've been talking,

I've already connected
to the world wide web.

You know, I think someday
that computers

will replace magazines
and newspapers altogether.

I don't think it'll stop there.

One day, people will
go online to shop,

buy music, watch television,
movies, pretty much everything.

"Going online."
Nice.

Look, since we don't have the
resources of a big publication,

we need somebody who can
find the hottest bands.

And the coolest clubs, whatever
people are talking about.

Basically, we need somebody
who knows what's gonna be cool.

Before it's cool.

So you need someone who
can predict the future?

Pretty much.

You think you can handle that?

More than you know.

[Laughs]

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(Becca)
Next time on Hindsight...

- We're going to see REM.
- Oh, my God.

I have never been
on a road trip before.

Can we talk about
something else?

You have feelings
for my fiancee.

She's not your fiancee anymore.

Can we acknowledge the fact that

you've been avoiding
me for a week?

I mean, I left four messages.

Should I stop calling?

Oh, no.

(Man)
Step out of the car, please.

- Put your hand on mine.
- Like this?

Come on.
We're going.

I think I'll go to my parents.

Suit yourself.

[Crashing]

[Sirens wailing]

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