All language subtitles for Hindsight s01e03 I Never.eng

(Becca)
Previously on Hindsight...

(Lolly) It's october 9, 1995.

You traveled through time

and you called off your wedding,

and everything
is perfectly normal.

It's just the first day
of the rest of your life.

Give me my ring back.

This isn't just happening
to you.

It's happening to me and to Sean

and to everyone.

Andy Kelly.

We set him up
with what's-her-name,

that annoying temp
from your office.

(Both) Melanie.

You slept with my brother,

and you're gonna break
his heart.

So in sum, I quit.

You realize if you quit,

you're just throwing away
the last year of your life.

I'm gonna break your heart.

Lolly, go for it.

In a parallel universe,

I'm leaving tomorrow
on my honeymoon

with the woman I wanted
to be with for the rest of my life.

You were right.
I love my purple docs.

I want to grow old in them.

And to think you
didn't believe me.

You don't have to gloat.

I always believed you.

Just, if there was any shred
of doubt before,

it's gone.

So now you understand
why I didn't want

you and Jamie together?

Yeah.

No, I totally get it now.

So tell me about
this kiss with Andy.

What was so great about it?

It was just so unexpected.

Like, Andy has not
kissed me like that

in the four years
we were together.

I mean, don't get me wrong,

his kisses
were always really nice.

This time, there was, like,

a thing that happened with him

that I have just never felt
with him before.

Like, a...

I don't know how to describe it.

Okay.

Then...

Show me.

Show you what?

Show me how Andy kissed you.

Lolly, I'm not kissing you.

I wasn't asking you to kiss me.

I was merely pointing out

that we are in a video store.

You can show me exactly what
this epic kiss with Andy looked like.

Pick a movie.

(Becca) I have one.

The Notebook.

Never heard of it.

Oh, you will.

We are literally surrounded
by movies,

and you're picking one
that hasn't even been made yet?

Mm-mm, you'll understand
when you see it.

He loved her.

Like, he wrote a letter
every day for a year.

And her parents hid
them all from her.

Then she got engaged
to another man.

She never saw the letters?

None of them.

Seven years went by,

and then he saw her on a dock,

and he went up to her...

It was pouring rain...

He goes up to her,

and he picks her up

and kisses her, like, a...

Oh.

Oh, my God, it was so good.

Did Andy pick you up?

No, but he knew what he wanted,

and without hesitating,
he went for it.

That is a Notebook kiss.

What do you think it meant?

I don't know.

But I can't stop wondering if
maybe this is why I came back,

like to be with
this version of Andy Kelly.

Well, too bad he's with Melanie.

Yeah, but that doesn't matter.

I mean, we both know
they don't end up together.

Becca, look.

You called off your wedding
to Sean,

not to mention a week in Aruba,

and that's fine,
'cause it's your life.

But do you really have the right

to change the course
of other people's lives?

Lolly, I am not planning
on ruining

anyone's life here.

I'm just...

I just need to know
if he felt the same...

That thing that I did.

Well, there's only one way
to find out.

I'm picking up
what you're putting down.

I'm gonna go ask him.

I'm going.

Good luck.

Sex, lies, and video store.

Would you like
to hear our new releases?

(Jamie) Yeah, hey.
Can I talk to Lolly?

It's for you, Levine.

You do realize
that physically being

in the store
doesn't actually qualify

as working, right?

Need to get laid, dude.

Hello?

Who needs to get laid?

- A sad little man. What's up?
- Whoa.

Do you know that place on 57th?

It's, like, really impossible
to get a table at?

The Russian tea room?

(Jamie) Yes, exactly.

Well, across the street
from that

is this coal oven pizza joint
that we're going to tonight.

Oh.

Actually, I can't tonight

'cause someone called in sick,

and so I have to work.

(Jamie) Oh, that's a drag.

Um, well, we'll do
coal oven pizza

another night, then.

Yeah, great.
We will.

[Coughs] Totally.

(Jamie) Uh...

Well, then I'll...
Maybe I'll see you later.

Yeah, see you later.

You're not working tonight.

So who did you just lie to?

[Knocking on door]

Hi.

Becca.

- Hey.
- Hey.

What you doing in there?

Uh, just playing a little D&D

with the guys.

That's right.

You used to play Dungeons
& Dragons.

Used to?

No, I just meant...

I forgot that you're into that.

That's... sounds like fun.

Um, I can just come back

when you're not so busy.

Oh, no, no, I got a second.

My character's on a short
five-minute healing rest, so...

Okay.

Cool.

I was just thinking maybe

that we could talk about the...

That thing
that happened yesterday

that I 'm still trying
to really process.

Yeah, that, uh...

That was all my fault.

I wasn't looking
to place any blame.

I mean, it's just, you're getting
out of a serious relationship.

You know, Mel and I
have been together

for eight months now.

I wouldn't want
to throw that away.

No.

Just not that kind of guy.

I know.
I know.

That's why I was...

That's why you what?

Becca.

Andy didn't tell me
you were stopping by.

How are you?

I'm good.

Hey. So sorry you
lost your job.

Oh, no, no, I quit.

What are you gonna do now?

I'll... I'll figure
something out.

It's tough out there.

Ugh, brutal.

So did Andy tell you
the big news?

Becca, I have been promoted
to Simon's new assistant.

Ah!

Ah-ha-ha-ha,
that's great.

We're so excited.

Oh, I hope
that's not weird for you.

No, of course not.

It's... congratulations,
Melanie.

It's a really great opportunity.

Thanks.
It is.

Ugh, it really is.

I feel... I don't know...

Blessed.

Aw.
Yeah.

So are you going tonight?

What's tonight?

Lois from the office
is having a birthday party.

Oh, no, I don't think
I can make it.

But wish her happy birthday
for me.

I'm not going either.

Honestly, I don't think anyone
from the office is going.

I mean, maybe she has some
non-work friends that'll be there.

No one shows up to her party.

What did you say?

I said... I meant,

what if no one shows up
to her party?

I mean, poor Lois.

She'll be devastated.

Embarrassed.

I should go.
I'm her friend.

Then I guess I'll see you there.

I thought
that you weren't going.

You talked me into it.

I did?

Yeah, and I just didn't want
to be the only one there.

Besides, it'll give us
a chance to catch up.

You can tell me all about
everything you've been up to.

See you tonight.

[Chuckles]

Well, that's not
gonna be weird for me.

[Spacehog's
In the Meantime plays]

Sync and corrected by biamussolin
www.addic7ed.com

I can't believe
you're dragging me

to Lois Lane's party tonight.

What...
It could be fun.

You just said nobody shows up.

Last time.

We will be there this time.

We will bring the fun.

We should bring pillows.

That's how boring
this is gonna be.

I mean, full disclosure:

I'm kind of rooting for a cat fight
between you and Melanie.

Oh, and in case you
didn't already know this,

we are getting seriously
wasted tonight, deal?

I can agree to those terms.

Just no tequila.

I want to have fun tonight

and not think about
the consequences.

You know how tequila
makes me black out.

Scout's honor.

No tequila.

Lolly, program it.

No tequila.
I heard you.

Repeat it.

She's gonna get tequila.

Hey.

Look, Becca.
Phoebe's here.

Hello, Lolly, Becca.

Oh, why are you so dressed up?

Oh, I have plans later tonight.

But I figured I'd stop
by here first

and return my bridesmaids dress.

I'm pretty sure bridesmaids are
supposed to keep their dresses.

Traditionally, yes,

but I read this article

that it's bad luck
to keep the dress

if the bride gets cold feet
at the wedding.

Couldn't you have at least
dry-cleaned it first?

Planning on wearing it?

Never mind.
Okay.

Thanks for coming by, Phoebe.

It was good seeing you.
Say HI to your mom for me.

Since you brought it up,

I have to admit
that I sort of volunteered

to check in on you.

(Phoebe)
Everyone's really concerned.

Obviously.

- Yeah.
- But don't worry.

I won't tell them
that I saw you drinking at home.

It's called pre-partying,
Phoebe.

Do you pre-party often,
Becca?

What is with the intervention?

Lolly and I are just having
a drink

before we go out tonight.

Yeah, we're actually going
to this killer party.

It's crazy exclusive,

but luckily Becca had
a sweet hook-up with the hostess,

so... it's gonna be wild.

You know, we might
be able to pull

a few strings and get you
on the list.

You would do that for me?

I mean, I do have
a few hours to kill,

and I'm not one to pass
on a fabulous party.

Are you sure you
could get me in?

Mm-hmm.

Drink?

Yeah.

[Blowing forcefully]

(Phoebe) Are we early?

Nope.
We're right on time.

I thought you said
this party was exclusive.

It is.

You see anyone else here?

Hi, Becca.
Thanks for coming.

Of course.
I wouldn't miss it.

This is Lolly.

My cousin Phoebe.

You guys know Melanie.

Oh, right.
You're Andy Kelly's girlfriend.

Yes, I am.
[Clears throat]

[Chuckles]

Okay, looks like you two
could use a refill.

What are we drinking?

I'll have another zima.

Right.

Hey, Rick, round
of drinks over here, stat.

Anything strong.

Do you see two of me?

I'm down a waitress tonight.

Come order at the bar.

He's very pleasant.

First round's on me.

Oh, Becca, no, no.
Sit down.

You're not paying.

You lost your job.

Melanie, for the last time
I did not lose my job.

I quit my job.

You quit your job?

Here we go.

(Phoebe) This is way
worse than I thought.

Forgive me, Becca,
for bringing this up

in front of your friends,

but obviously you
are spiraling out of control.

You're turning into one
of those slackers.

Phoebe, I am not spiraling
out of control.

I am just trying
to take some time

to figure out what I want.

It's called reevaluating
my life.

What is so wrong about that?

You're right.
I apologize.

Lois, I love your new haircut.

Thanks.
It's the Monica.

Everyone is getting the Rachel.

It's the same haircut.

(Lolly) Okay.

Time to get this party started.

Everybody grab a shot.
Hold it up.

Mine... mine's spilling.

Don't hold so high.
Eye level, yeah?

Is this tequila?

Yes, it is.

I have a feeling
you're gonna want

to black this night out.

You said no consequences.

To Lois.

I hope that you have a night

that none of us remember.

Whoo!

I've never...

Had a one-night stand.

[People snickering]

[Laughs]

Just to clarify,

do I take a drink for every
one night stand I've had,

or does one drink
cover them all?

[All laugh]

Lois!

You've been holding out on us.

One drink will do the trick.

[Laughter]

Becca?

I've never had
a one-night stand.

(Lolly) Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Moving on. Who's next?

(Phoebe) I've never...

Had sex on a plane.

(Lois) I've never been arrested.

(Melanie)
I've never had phone sex.

Whoo!

I've never been skinny dipping.

Had sex with another woman.

Shoplifted.
[Snickers]

(Lois) I've never sucked

the venom out
of a snake bite wound.

Are you serious?

(Phoebe) I've never had sex...

With a celebrity.

Who'd you have sex with?

Ian Ziering.

[Laughter]

All right,
I've never had sex on the beach?

Oh, yes!

Finally, a good one
I can drink to.

Details, please.

I was with Sean in Aruba.

- Becca...
- We were on our...

What?
You were on your what?

Did I say Aruba?

I meant to say that we were
on the Jersey shore.

(Phoebe) Ew.

That story took a sad detour.

(Lolly) Okay.

Who's next?

Melanie.

Okay, I've never...

Made out with someone
else's boyfriend.

Guilty.

I mean, who hasn't done that?

Right?

Excuse me.

We're looking
for Sleepless in Seattle.

Why?

Because we'd like to rent it.

Have you seen that movie?

Yes.

Then why would you willingly
subject yourself

to that torture all over again?

Is there a problem?

We can take our business
to Blockbuster.

No.

(Sebastian) Romantic comedies
are on the back wall.

It's alphabetical.

Hey.

I couldn't help but notice
you admiring my list.

Oh, uh, no,
I was actually looking

at Lolly's list.

It's...
It's pretty random.

More like predictable.

Boring.

Answer this question:

Are you willing
to take a risk tonight?

Probably not.

It'll haunt your dreams.

Far out.

Thank you.

But really, I'm not here
to rent a movie.

I was actually here to...

Here to visit Lolly.

Is she, um...

Is she on break or...

She's not working tonight.

Oh, no, I thought she said
someone called in sick.

[Laughs]

The only employee
who calls in sick

around here is Lolly.

Gotcha.

All right, cool, man.
Thank you.

I'll see you around.

I wouldn't take it
too personally.

She comes and goes
as she pleases.

[Sighs]

Well, let's see, do you know...

Do you know what all
these films have in common or...

Yeah, they all suck.

Right.

Uh, but I mean,

she had to put them together
for a reason.

And I actually don't
have anything going on tonight,

so lay 'em on me.

I'll watch them all.

I can't in good conscience
let you pay for those.

Tell you what,
it's a slow night.

You might as well just watch
one of them here.

Oh, no, no, I...

No charge.

Besides, you know, Lolly will
probably stop by later anyways.

She usually does.

You're also a little curious
about the list, too, right?

Vaguely.

Well, that was fun,

but I feel like I know way too
much about all of you.

But, like, not so much
about Becca, though.

What?
I drink.

Mm-hmm.

I did,
a few... I drank.

Lookit.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Last one.
Here goes.

I've never...

Done anything to ruin
a really great friendship.

Kind of
an oddly specific question.

And a bummer.

Should I drink?

Okay.

Game over.

Can I talk to you for a sec?

Whoops.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

I'm sor...
I'm sorry.

I just... we've had
this whole relationship-ending

elephant in the room
for a few days now,

and you've declared
the topic off-limits.

And you think a drinking game

is the best time
to talk about that?

Well, when you put it
like that, no.

Are you okay?

Are you having fun?

I mean, I was.

Until that whole sex
on the beach question

got in my head,
'cause it just reminded me

that Sean is in Aruba,

and instead of having sex
on the beach,

he's heartbroken and lonely,

and it's all because of me.

Well, if it makes you
feel any better,

there's a pretty good chance.

Sean is still having sex
on a beach right now.

How is that supposed
to make me feel better?

I don't know.

I do know that you
are not supposed

to be with Sean right now.

You are supposed
to be right here.

I mean, look at Lois.

She is having the best night
of her life.

And that is all because of you.

So... forget Aruba.

You already lived that life.

I'm starting to feel like
I didn't really live much of life at all.

Seriously, even nervous Lois
has had a one-night stand.

Well, if that's
what's bothering you,

have a one-night stand tonight.

[Sighs]
That's not what this is about.

Maybe it is.

Maybe a one-night stand
represents

all the things you think
you missed out on.

I mean, we both know
the old Becca

never would have considered
having one.

Maybe you're right.

I mean, what's the point
of having a do-over

if I'm just gonna be
the same old Becca?

Well, let's find you a target.

Whoo!
Okay, what do I do?

Oh, how about hot Todd?

One of us should talk
to him eventually.

Don't you think?
Hmm?

Stop pointing.

Jeez.

No, I can't have
a one-night stand

in our local bar.

Even I know that rule.

That is a good rule.

We stick to that rule.

Okay.

Well, let's go someplace else.

We can find your random guy,

you can have your
one-night stand,

and with it, gain some of

that elusive life experience

that you think will validate
your existence.

Yes.
Okay.

Yeah.

- Let's do it.
- Okay.

- I'm ready.
- You're ready.

Whoo!

Ugh.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

I got to go.

Simon beeped me.
It's an emergency.

(Melanie) What can I say?

He needs me.

Happy birthday, Lois.

Thank you.

Bye.

Good luck with that.

Are you guys leaving too?

No, we just thought
we'd change up the scene

a little bit, but you are coming
with us, birthday girl.

- Yes you are.
- You are coming with us.

Whoo!

Count me in.

I thought you had plans tonight.

Oh, it's nothing important.

Okay.

So you're really gonna do this?

Yeah.
Why not?

This is my second chance
at life.

I am the new Becca,

and I am gonna live this life,

and I am gonna have sex
with a stranger tonight!

[All cheering]

Not him.

(Lolly) Plenty of options here.

Okay, what do I do?

I just go up
and pick one of them?

Okay, pace yourself, Becca.

This is not a grocery store,
okay?

First we get a table,
a few drinks,

let them come to you.

You're smoking hot.

Just so you guys know,

I've been practicing
the macarena at home,

so if the DJ plays that song,

I'm fully prepared to join in.

I won't be participating
in that.

[Laughs]

Whoo!

(Woman) Hey, ladies.
Welcome to Crystal Lounge.

Everyone gets
a complementary palm reading

with their first drink.

Whoo!

I've never had a palm reading.

Okay, of all the places
in the city,

you take us to a club
with free psychics?

The psychics aren't free.
They're just included.

Exactly.

So what can I get you?

Mm, whiskey.

A rum and diet.

Can I get a menu?

Sure.

Okay, so I've already seen
the future,

so I am gonna be at the bar.

Work it.

Whoo!

(Phoebe) Yeah.

I'll get your drinks.

Back wall.
It's alphabetical.

Oh.

It's finally over.

That was...
That was awful.

I mean, it wasn't that bad.

Did we just watch
the same movie?

[Laughs]

Okay.

I'll admit, you know,

maybe Lolly and I don't share
the same taste in film,

but you know,
it's not like we have

to have everything in common.

Are you dating her?

Honest, I don't...
I don't know.

Do you think she might
be into, you know, someone else?

Uh...

Works at a video store?

I-I... I don't think so.

But, you know, who knows?

Yeah.

Actually, it's obvious
she's not coming in,

so I'm gonna...

I'm just gonna head out.

I appreciate it.

Oh, come on, man.
We can watch one more.

You already said you didn't
have anything going on tonight.

[Chortles] Yeah.

I have something that might
enhance our viewing experience.

[Whispering] It's pot.

Congratulations.

My friends and I,
we took a vote.

It was unanimous.

You are the pick of the litter.

Thanks.

I think.

So why did you get first pick?

I called dibs on you
the moment I saw you.

That's romantic.

[Laughs]

Victor.

Becca.

[Both chuckle]

My friends and I,
we're in town on business.

We work hard, we play hard.

Right now, it's time to play.

Hard.

We're staying
at the Waldorf-Astoria.

Ever heard of it?

Yeah.

So what do you do, Victor?

Oh, I hate when this happens.

I don't like to say what I do
for a living too soon.

I want a woman
to like me for me,

not because
I am hugely successful.

That's okay.

You don't actually don't have
to tell me what you do.

Enron.

[Snorts]

I work for Enron.

[Laughs]

Okay, you're about to enter
a new crossroads in your life.

And you're about to miss
an important turn

that could send you
on a new path.

Thanks.
I'll watch my step.

Could I get another rum
and diet coke?

Sure.

Diet coke.

Excuse me.

Paige, I need two more readings
on table eight.

Can you handle that?

Yep.

And since you consider yourself
to be an actress,

could you at least act
like a psychic?

Get into the part.

You do know people
don't really come here

to hear about
their future, right?

They come for drinks.

If you don't like it,

there's hundreds
of out-of-work actresses

that'd be happy
to have your job.

Otherwise, table eight.

Now.

Got it.

I believe true love-making must
include a third participant.

I would be honored
if you'd join us.

Us?

I'm a little nervous.

This is my first time.

Okay.

For most people,
it's all about sex,

but not me.

I prefer to spoon.

For hours.

Do you like to spoon?

I do not.

Quick question before we begin.

If my palm reveals
when I'm going to die,

will you tell me?

No, I won't...

I won't tell you.

Okay. Wait.

I look at your body,
you know what I see?

Potential.

I mean, you got
a long ways to go,

but the foundation, it is there.

You want to feel something?

Huh?
Do you?

You do.

Touch this.

Touch it.
Go ahead, touch it.

Touch it, touch it, touch it.

Bam!
[Laughs]

That's hard work paying
dividends right there.

(Sebastian) [Coughing]

You know what you need, Jamie?

Hmm?

You need a relationship guru.

Yes.

Yes, I do.

I've always wanted one of those.

Where do I find one of those?

You're looking at one.

Dude, really?

What qualifies you
as a relationship guru?

Isn't it obvious?

It's really not.

I've seen over 2,000 films
in my life.

There's not a single
relationship predicament

that I haven't been exposed to.

That's priceless knowledge.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

So are you in?

Or are you out?

I'm in.

I don't know what that means,
being in,

but I'm in.

You want my first piece
of advice?

Yeah, absolutely.
Lay it on me.

You can do better than Lolly.

She's a flake,

and she'll stomp on your heart.

I'd kick her to the curb.

I appreciate the candid advice

from... from the guru,

but I don't... I don't want
to kick Lolly to the curb.

I mean, I know we're still
getting to know each other,

but I really like Lolly,

and, like, I think she likes me.

So why'd she...

Blow you off tonight?

If I had to guess, I...

I'd have to say someone's
trying to keep us apart.

(Lolly) I mean, the thing is,

I really like Jamie,

and I didn't want
to blow him off tonight.

I mean, I love coal oven pizza.

Who doesn't, right?

But when I saw
these purple doc martens, it...

Ah, it kind of freaked me out.

So I guess I just need
a little guidance.

What should I do?

I just read palms.

Before you get started,

I just want to warn you

I've heard every pickup line
in the book tonight.

There's a book?

Apparently.

[Chuckles]

That's good to know.

Just curious... what was
your favorite pickup line?

If you had to choose one.

If I could change the alphabet,

I'd put you and I together.

[Laughs] Not bad.

That was solid.

Did you like that?

Oh, did you get the one
where the guy checks

the tag on your shirt
and says that you were...

(Both) Made in heaven?

Yes, I got that twice
already tonight.

It's a classic.

I tried that one back
in the summer of '92.

Oh, yeah?

How'd that work out for you?

I'm still in therapy
working on rejection,

but I'll survive.

[Both laugh]

Just for the record,

I didn't come over here
to hit on you.

I was gonna order a drink.

That's too bad.

[Both chuckle]

So you're not really a psychic?

I know.
[Laughs]

No, I'm an actress.

Wow.

I mean, I've been working on
and off

since I was, like,
eight years old.

Have I seen you in anything?

Oh, I doubt it.

But I don't know.

Maybe some national commercials.

A few little roles
here and there.

Wait.

And so now you're playing
a psychic?

Yeah, I am.

Kind of sucks.

Oh.

But covers my rent,

and that's all
that matters right now.

Yeah.

You're so pretty.

Thank you.

[Both laughing]

You know, another pet peeve
I have

is when somebody holds
the door open for you,

but you're still, like,
20 feet away,

so you have no choice
but to speed walk

or do that little skip thing.

Oh, my God,
try doing that in heels.

[Both laugh]

Okay, you want
to know my pet peeve?

Lingering.

Like, when you're at dinner,
and pay the bill,

why won't anyone get up?

Like, it's time to go.

[Both laugh]

Let me ask you a question.

Does it feel like
we're lingering right now?

A little.

Want to get out of here?

I love Becca so much.

I mean, she is my best friend
in the world,

but she keeps telling me
what I should and shouldn't do.

I'm sorry.
Are you, like, her puppet?

'Cause that's
what it sounds like.

Yes!

I... I am starting
to feel like her puppet.

I mean, she thinks she knows
everything that's gonna happen.

No, that girl
doesn't know anything.

Are you finished?

Becca!

Hey.

Hey... oh.

How long have you been
standing there?

Long enough.

And I'd appreciate it

if you'd stop sharing
our personal information

with a stranger.

Okay, okay, "A,"

she is not a stranger.

She's my friend.

- And "B..."
- Your friend?

She is giving me
very good advice,

which is more than I can say
for you right now.

Her entire job is to pretend

like she knows what's gonna
happen in the future.

She is not your friend.

Okay, excuse me,
but from what I'm hearing,

it sounds like you do
the same thing.

How much did you tell her?

Oh, my God.

No, no!
No, no!

That's it.
Stop, please.

Guys, that's it.

Gosh, okay, just go somewhere
and just cool off.

Paige!
My office right now.

[Sighs]

Okay, I don't know what girl
drama is unfolding, here,

but I just wanted
to say good night.

What, you're leaving?

I'm going to the Waldorf.

Oh, no, please don't tell me.

Oh, no, Phoebe,
you can't go home with that guy.

He's such a douchebag.

It's not going to lead
to anything.

I don't want it
to lead to anything.

I'm so tired
of getting my hopes up

for these random blind dates.

Every week I meet another man

who's supposedly
marriage material.

Each one ends up being more
disappointing than the last.

That's why I blew off
my blind date tonight.

You never told me
you had a blind date.

Because it wasn't a big deal.

Besides, the guy
has a girl's name.

[Laughs]

I mean, seriously,
can you picture me

ending up
with some guy named Courtney?

[Laughs]

Who's Courtney?

Phoebe's future husband.

Is this really happening?

Did I just ruin Phoebe's life?

Okay, no.

Nobody's life is ruined.

Yet.

Becca.

So how are you gonna fix this?

Is this my responsibility?

I mean, Phoebe came out with us

on her own free will.

Am I gonna have to monitor
everyone's decisions

for the rest of my life?

Okay, is this
the new Becca talking?

Because if it is,
I'd like a brief sidebar

with the old Becca,
who would already

be sprinting out that door

to stop Phoebe from going home
with that guy.

[Scoffs]

[Gasps] Phoebe, hey.

Phoebe, can I borrow you
for a second?

Don't go too far, gorgeous.

What are you doing, Becca?

Okay, where was
your blind date tonight?

The French Quarter Cafe.
Why?

Courtney might still be there.

The blind date?

Becca, I have a perfectly good
man right there.

No.

You cannot go home
with that guy.

Why not?

For starters,
he's pointing over here

high-fiving his friends.

It's kind of flattering.

No.

What about Courtney?

Don't you think he deserves
an explanation?

How would you feel
if you were stood up

on a blind date?

You ready?

Our chariot awaits.

Yes, let's go.

Did he tell you how he
and his friends voted you

pick of the litter?

Yes.

And how he called dibs on you?

Yeah, he said
those things to me too.

Those are just part
of his cheesy pickup lines.

Are we doing this or what?

You can bring your friend,
too, if you want.

That could be fun,
the three of us.

Oh, God.

I think we're done here.

That means you can go now.

Yes!

Come on.

That's a wrap, man.

I got to lock up the store.

Door's so far, though.

But I was right
about Lolly's list.

How is that?

It was a complete waste of time.

None of those movies
had anything in common,

unless the answer
is so grade school simple

as, you know, they all
have popular directors...

Spielberg, Mann,
Wyler, Reiner, and Crowe.

[Chuckles]

Wait, so you...

You didn't get it?

What?

Of course I got it.

I was just testing
to see if you did.

So obvious.

All the movies prefer
an unreliable narrator

with the juxtaposition
of the time lapse.

It's each one equally quixotic.

Just rewatch them.

You'll get it eventually.

You think so?

I know so.

See you around, Sebastian.

Later, buddy.

Was he in there?

No, they said he waited
for over an hour.

Now I feel terrible.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God, Phoebe,
I am so sorry.

This is all my fault.
I ruined everything.

Why are you so upset?

I've been, like, on 30 blind
dates in the past six months.

They never work out.

I'm sure this one would
have been just as bad.

Besides, I had so much fun
with you girls tonight.

Lois.

What happened to Lois?

She went home with some guy
who had a mullet.

The swinger?

Now that you mention it,

there was another woman who got
in the cab with them.

[All laugh]

I should be going home.

Okay.

This was really fun.

Don't sound so surprised.

I just... I just mean we should do
this again sometime.

I'd like that.

Night, Phoebe.

Love you.

Night.

Well, you tried.

I'm sorry you didn't get
to have your one-night stand.

Well, I'll live.

What are you gonna do now?

I'll find a way to get Courtney
and Phoebe together.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, if it really
was love at first sight,

all I need to do
is get them to meet.

Well, maybe they'll
find each other.

Fate?

If it's meant to be.

I used to believe in fate.

Now I don't think
anything's predestined.

Well...

Well, if you really
believe that,

then why were you so sure
I was gonna break Jamie's heart?

Because it already
happened once.

(Becca) I didn't want
to take the risk.

Bottom line is, you and Jamie

should not be together, okay?

I'm not your puppet, Becca!

That was a little dramatic.

Well, I mean,
you're the one wielding all

this, like, future knowledge

as a warning
of what's gonna happen,

and then you just pick and
choose whatever works for you.

What are you talking about?

You keep changing the future,

and for some reason,
you're allowed to.

I mean, no one showed up
to Lois' birthday party...

Let's change that.

I broke your brother's heart.

Let's stop that from happening.

And you can't just drop a bomb
on me like our friendship ending

and then refuse
to tell me what happened.

Is that what this is about?

I just have to know.

[Scoffs]

You don't understand, okay?

That was one of the worst things

that has ever happened to me.

To you?

It happened to us, Becca.

It's my story too.

So why can't you just tell me
what happened?

Because I don't know
if I can stop it.

Okay.

Oh, this is just...
This is too weird for me.

[Sighs]

I think I need a time-out.

Fine.

Fine.

[Knocking on door]

(Jamie) Yep.

Hey.

How was work?

You okay?

I have a confession to make.

I didn't work tonight.

I'm sorry I lied to you.

But I was confused, and I...

To be honest,
I'm still confused.

But you deserve
to know the truth,

and the truth is...

I really like you.

I know we don't know
each other very well,

but I would like to change that.

I kind of feel like I got
to know

a little bit about you tonight.

Yeah, I've always been
kind of flaky.

No, that's not what I mean.

I mean, yeah, you are.

You're insanely flaky.

[Laughs]

But I went to the video store
to hang out with you tonight,

and in a way, I still feel
like I kind of got to.

I watched all the movies
on your list.

You watched all those movies?

But some of them
aren't even good.

Well, did you figure out
what they all have in common?

Mm-hmm.
Yeah.

Hmm?

Nothing.

I mean, except
for the director's names.

Steven Spielberg, William Wyler,

Rob Reiner, Michael Mann,
Cameron Crowe.

I mean, it's so simple,

but so perfect
for a girl named Lolly Levine.

That's a lot of alliteration
from anxious anchors.

[Sighs]

Hey, Rick.

Can I get a beer?

Where's your little sidekick?

Lolly and I needed
a time-out.

Hi.

I'm Becca.

I'm Todd.

[Chortles]

(Man)
Don't scream about

A mocha latte with
an extra shot, please.

Got a non-fat iced latte
for Courtney.

Excuse me.

Are you Courtney?

Yes.

Hi.

I'm Phoebe.

Hi.

Thanks.

(Becca) Oh, God.

Looks like someone's taking
a shameful walk this morning.

Guilty.
[Laughs]

Where'd you find the guy?

Right here.
[Laughs]

What?

What happened to the whole

strict no one night stands
in the local bar rule?

I made an exception.

[Laughs]

Who was it?

Guess.

Shot in the dark:
Grumpy Rick?

Ew.

[Both snicker]

It was Todd.

- [Gasps]
- Ha!

You slept with hot Todd?

Wah!

You slept with hot Todd?

Yeah.

Wait.
How was it?

It was really fun being
another person for the night.

But it does not compare
to sex on the beach with Sean.

And at the end of the day,

I cannot stop thinking
about that kiss with Andy.

So?

Are you ordering food or what?

She'll have what I'm having.

No problem.

Thanks, Paige.
Mwah.

Um, how did the psychic
get here?

Okay, she is not a psychic.

She's an actress,

and she's actually super cool.

And since you got her fired...

That was you.

I remembered that grumpy Rick
was down a waitress,

and I called him last night,
and he hired her.

She'll grow on you.
Promise.

I have a question.

What happens when
Sean gets back from Aruba?

I don't know.

I care about him.

And I know he loves me.

I just hope we can be friends.

Eventually.

Andy?

I don't know.

[Sighs]

If you really want
to know what happened

to our friendship,
I'll tell you.

But the thing is,

I went through it.

And I meant it when I said

it was one of the worst things

that has ever happened to me.

And you're right.

It's one of the worst things
that's ever happened to us.

Which is why I don't want
to go through it again.

And I don't want you
to have to go through it.

That is why I have not told you.

[Sighs]

You don't have to tell me
what happened.

On one condition.

[Sighs] Okay.

Promise me you won't
let it happen again.

I promise.

I will do everything in my power

to prevent our friendship
from ending.

Like I said...

Maybe none of this
is predestined.

Well, I guess we'll find out.

(Becca)
Next time on Hindsight...

Coming this fall
to a theater near you,

a girl travels back in time
to find

a boring entry level job.

(Becca) The Oar and Anchor,

they always do
a great costume contest.

You guys should totally come.

(Lolly) Becca's just cranky

'cause she can't figure out
what to do with her life.

Oh, and also I'm sleeping with
her brother, so there's that.

Actually, I have
a new thing too.

(Lolly) I really like Jamie.

And I don't want anything bad
to happen to him.

If things ever get weird
with us,

you know you can talk to me.

Sean?

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