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Happily Divorced is shot
before a live audience,
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and based on
what actually happened to me.
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Okay, Franny,
where do you wanna sit?
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I don't care, I'm easy.
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All right,
how about down there?
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With my nose
pressed against the screen?
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Well, how about
these two seats right here?
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Right by the speaker?
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All right,
we are sitting right here.
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You mean under the draft?
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I mean next to that beautiful
man that's sitting by himself.
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Ooh, hello, mister.
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Excuse me,
is this seat taken?
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No, please.
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Ah, thank you.
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He-ey.
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Hi.
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I think he likes you, Ju.
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Strike up a conversation,
only be casual.
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Okay, I got this.
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So, baby,
you down with the swirl?
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Actually, I'm...
I'm here with someone.
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Oh, good.
I wasn't feeling it either,
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I just didn't know
how to break it to you.
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We're actually celebrating our
two-month anniversary tonight.
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- Oh, wow, very nice.
- Yeah.
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Like I give a rat's ass.
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Oh, over here.
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Don't worry,
whoever he's with
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won't be nearly
as pretty as you.
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Thank you, Fran.
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Pardon me, excuse me.
Pardon me. 'Scuse me.
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- Peter?
- 'Scuse me, pardon me.
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Peter, I saw you!
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Ooh, now, this is gonna be
better than the movie.
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# She was certain #
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# That he was
her one and only #
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# But their union
always seemed #
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# A little forced #
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# She got married anyway #
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# Turns out
that he was gay #
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# They're still
in love #
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# But now she's
Happily Divorced #
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Happy two-month
anniversary, Peter.
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Funny, you manage
to remind me every two seconds
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to DVR honey boo boo,
but this you forget?
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Chris, this is Fran,
my ex-wife.
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Yeah,
I put that together.
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Hi, I'm Chris.
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Hi.
I'm angry and bitter.
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Okay, we're gonna
need to switch places.
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- Why?
- Trust me.
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Judi.
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All right,
but talk loud.
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Fran...
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Don't touch me!
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I cannot believe that you have
been having a relationship
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behind my back.
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I had to hear about it
at the hobbit?
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I don't even
wanna talk to you.
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But you're gonna.
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How can you not tell your wife
that you have a boyfriend?
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This was cold, Peter.
Cold.
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Fran, don't be angry.
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No, she's not angry,
she's hurt.
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Thank you.
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Your secret boyfriend apparently
knows me better than you do!
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Fran, I didn't tell anyone.
It was new.
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And it was a very
big commitment.
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I wasn't even
sure I liked him.
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So, thanks.
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No, I didn't know
if I liked you then.
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- Of course I know...
- Don't touch me.
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Fran...
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Nobody wants you
to touch them, Peter.
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I can't sit through this.
Come on, Judi, we're leaving.
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Why? I paid 13 bucks.
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You got a nine-year-old
to buy your ticket,
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you only paid seven.
Now, move.
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- Fran, don't leave.
- No!
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Franny, will you
just come back here?
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Shh!
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Are you gonna talk
through the whole movie?
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Thorin makes up with Bilbo
the hobbit and then he dies.
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The end.
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Oh, well,
you finally came home.
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Yeah, I had to
wait for AAA.
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Some jackass let the air
out of my tires.
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Fran?
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Prove it.
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Look, I am really sorry.
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Do you know
how embarrassed I was?
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And in front of Judi.
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The woman idolizes us.
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She only prays that the day
she meets the man of her dreams,
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and he leaves her,
they're as happy as we are.
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Look, I didn't tell you
about Chris because...
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I just needed
to keep him to myself.
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Why, Peter?
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Did you think I was gonna
steal him away from you?
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I already got a gay guy
I can't get rid of.
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No, it's because
you have a tendency
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to be just a little too...
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Thin?
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What was the word
I was looking for?
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I told you
to take the gingko.
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But you're so stubborn...
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Critical!
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Critical?
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You know,
you got a hole in your head.
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I just want it
to work with Chris.
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I don't need you judging
every single thing that he does.
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Like if he asked me
to brunch or something,
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you'd say, "oh, you split the
check, what's that all about?"
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What is that about?
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I don't wanna think about
what that's about.
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Why?
What do you think it's about?
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Well...
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Now, stop, I don't... I really
don't care what it's about.
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La, la, la, la, la.
I just wanna like him.
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I want you to like him.
I want you to be happy.
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I want you to have
almost everything that I have.
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Well, good.
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Because I am having him here
tomorrow for brunch.
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Good.
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Ooh, that reminds me.
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I need to get something.
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- What?
- You out of the house.
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Fine, I'll give you
your space.
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I don't know what you're
so worried about me criticizing.
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The man's gorgeous.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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You don't think
he's out of my league, do you?
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No, Peter.
You're a fantastic catch.
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He's lucky to find a guy
who's willing to split the check
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when he's the one that invited
you in the first place.
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Fran.
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Sorry.
One for the road.
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Mm.
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Peter, I don't know why
you've been single for so long.
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You're handsome,
you're charming, you can cook.
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What's wrong with you?
What am I not seeing?
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Peter...
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I don't wanna interrupt,
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but are you guys
done with the pepper mill?
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Franny, why don't you
just come out here and join us?
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No, no.
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I promised I'd stay
outta your way.
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Ju... just forget I'm here.
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I'm sorry.
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You know, I don't know
if I can eat all this.
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It's huge.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
but you know,
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without the visual,
it sounded very dirty!
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Fran, come out here.
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Oh, okay. But only
'cause I need the pepper.
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Oh, Fran, I brought some wine.
Would you like some?
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Sure.
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Oh, isn't that, uh...
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Chris is
a flight attendant.
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Oh.
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Thank God,
because I was gonna say...
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Nothing.
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Okay, Fran,
here's your pepper.
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Say when.
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When. Good-bye.
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Wait, Fran,
is that all you're eating?
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Oh, yeah, well, you know,
I got my wedding coming up.
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But you look perfect.
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In fact, you're too thin.
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Oh...
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Stop.
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Oh...
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Oh, I saw Peter
walking across the quad.
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I didn't want to look at him
'cause he was so handsome.
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- Aw...
- And then our eyes met.
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And then she spoke.
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You know, I can't believe
how young you look.
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You look like you could
still be in college.
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Oh, I love him.
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What the hell
were you worried about?
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Okay, Chris,
this movie's in 45 minutes.
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- We better go.
- Okay.
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Oh, well,
this was very nice.
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I'm so glad that we finally
had a chance to meet.
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Well, why don't you
come with?
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We'll make up
for lost time.
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Oh, no, no, no.
You don't wanna O.D. on Fran.
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She's best taken
in small doses.
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Peter's right.
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You guys go
and have a good time.
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No. You're coming.
I insist.
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Well, he insisted, Peter.
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Oh,
that's probably Michael.
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My ex-husband.
He's coming with.
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Hey. Did you have any trouble
finding the place?
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Yes. My GPS sent me
all the way to the valley.
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She is such a bitch.
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He invited
his ex on our date?
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Don't you think
that's a little, uh...
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Not weird.
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Uh-oh.
It's already filling up.
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I don't want to sit
too close to the screen,
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next to a speaker,
or under a draft.
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I won't do it.
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Oy, is this guy ever
a pain in the ass.
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Franny.
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I'm not criticizing Chris,
it's that other one.
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Guys, uh, we'll just sit
right here, okay?
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- Okay, perfect.
- Fine.
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Okay.
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Oh...
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The floor is so sticky.
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Hey, Pete, could...
Could I get my red vines?
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- Oh, sorry, here.
- Thank you.
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- Do you have my drink?
- Oh.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you.
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This isn't right,
we should switch seats.
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You're absolutely right.
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Oh...
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Fran.
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Well, is he going to text
during the movie too?
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I'm sure he's
going to shut it off.
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Just that my eye
keeps being drawn to the light.
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- You want some popcorn, hon?
- Oh, yes, please.
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Wow, he still
calls him "hon."
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Don't you think
that's odd, sweetie?
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Why are you doing this?
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What? I ju... I just
think it's a little weird.
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I mean, what, is Michael gonna
schlep along on all your dates?
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Like a third wheel?
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Just... it's not healthy,
is the thing.
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Fran,
they still live together.
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Look, Chris
is just being sweet.
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Michael had nowhere
to go tonight.
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They still live together?
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Oh, I don't like that.
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Will you just stop talking?
The movie's starting.
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It's just the announcement
asking you to...
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Refrain from texting.
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I just think that you and Chris
are a new couple.
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I mean, wouldn't he rather
be alone with you?
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Of course he would, Fran.
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Now, you're just doing
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exactly what you said
you weren't going to do.
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You can stop it.
These are your issues.
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It doesn't bother me.
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I just don't understand why
he's always with us. It's weird.
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Well, what's weird about it?
I invited Fran too.
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Oh, well,
you're just inviting everybody.
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Everybody's welcome.
254
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,155
Okay, I'm closing down.
255
00:11:32,156 --> 00:11:34,892
This is a side of you
I'm not receptive to.
256
00:11:34,926 --> 00:11:38,262
Yeah? Well, that's a side
of you I'm not receptive to.
257
00:11:38,296 --> 00:11:42,165
I don't need this.
I have walls to stencil.
258
00:11:43,769 --> 00:11:45,836
Peter, where's all this
hostility coming from?
259
00:11:45,837 --> 00:11:50,173
I told you, they're weird
when they come out in their 40s.
260
00:11:51,643 --> 00:11:54,278
I just feel like you don't
want to be alone with me.
261
00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,313
You know what?
Right now, I don't.
262
00:11:56,347 --> 00:11:58,449
- Oh, really?
- Yes, really.
263
00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:00,150
Okay,
this is stressing me out.
264
00:12:00,151 --> 00:12:03,921
I'm gonna go calm down
at restoration hardware.
265
00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:05,923
Well, wait a minute.
I'm coming.
266
00:12:05,957 --> 00:12:08,225
You know what, this is making me
rethink this whole thing.
267
00:12:08,226 --> 00:12:11,995
You, me,
our little Ethiopian baby girl.
268
00:12:12,030 --> 00:12:16,934
Don't bring
little Maddy Claire into this.
269
00:12:16,968 --> 00:12:19,603
Well, I'm sorry, but I don't
like the person I see.
270
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:22,640
Where'd all this
negativity come from?
271
00:12:31,249 --> 00:12:32,349
Fran!
272
00:12:32,350 --> 00:12:33,551
Shut up!
273
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:34,885
You shut up!
274
00:12:34,886 --> 00:12:36,386
He abolishes slavery,
he goes to a play,
275
00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:40,390
gets shot in the head
and dies!
276
00:12:44,162 --> 00:12:46,530
I can't believe
you just ruined
277
00:12:46,531 --> 00:12:50,133
the end of the movie
for me.
278
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:56,974
Chris was perfect for me.
279
00:12:57,008 --> 00:12:58,776
Why did this
have to happen?
280
00:12:58,777 --> 00:13:01,745
Oh, Mr. Peter,
it kills me to see you this way.
281
00:13:01,746 --> 00:13:05,148
So, I'm gonna go.
282
00:13:05,149 --> 00:13:08,251
Why did I let her
get into my head?
283
00:13:08,252 --> 00:13:10,955
Teresa,
he's still talking.
284
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,791
Of course I didn't clock out.
I'm not an idiot.
285
00:13:13,825 --> 00:13:17,160
Look, Mr. Peter...
286
00:13:17,195 --> 00:13:21,499
Sometimes you just have to block
the voice out of your head.
287
00:13:21,533 --> 00:13:24,802
Why do you think I'm always
using the leaf blower?
288
00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:28,205
You don't even
have any trees.
289
00:13:28,239 --> 00:13:32,476
Cesar, thank you so much
for staying here with me.
290
00:13:32,511 --> 00:13:34,244
Well, I'm your friend,
Mr. Peter.
291
00:13:34,278 --> 00:13:36,380
All I want
is a man to love
292
00:13:36,381 --> 00:13:38,682
and to wake up next to
every morning.
293
00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,184
I'm not
that good a friend.
294
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:46,757
Peter.
295
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:48,759
Where did you disappear to?
296
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,995
I know that you heard me
yelling your name
297
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:55,165
as you were
racing down the escalator.
298
00:13:55,166 --> 00:13:57,935
Prove it.
299
00:13:57,969 --> 00:13:59,102
What happened?
300
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,571
One minute
you're watching the movie,
301
00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:02,372
the next minute
you all get up to go pee.
302
00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:04,508
Men don't go to the bathroom
together, Fran.
303
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:06,510
Not even gay men?
304
00:14:06,545 --> 00:14:08,913
No, not even gay men.
305
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,415
What happened, Fran,
was that Chris broke up with me.
306
00:14:11,449 --> 00:14:13,183
Why? What happened?
307
00:14:13,217 --> 00:14:14,952
Well, I told him he was
too involved with his ex
308
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:16,219
and that it was weird.
309
00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:17,922
Oh,
so you agreed with me.
310
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:20,558
No, you put that
in my head!
311
00:14:20,592 --> 00:14:23,761
Oh, Peter, I'm sorry.
312
00:14:23,762 --> 00:14:26,664
But you know, you woulda never
had a minute's peace with Chris
313
00:14:26,665 --> 00:14:28,566
with Michael tagging along.
314
00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,770
I've seen conjoined twins that
are less attached at the hip.
315
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:35,138
You've seen.
You, you, you.
316
00:14:35,139 --> 00:14:37,107
This isn't about you,
Fran, it's about me,
317
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:38,241
and I liked things
the way they were.
318
00:14:38,242 --> 00:14:39,977
I liked Chris,
he liked me.
319
00:14:39,978 --> 00:14:42,846
He even liked
my webbed toes.
320
00:14:42,847 --> 00:14:47,317
Well, if the man liked your
webbed toe, there's still hope.
321
00:14:47,318 --> 00:14:50,220
Still hope. Let me read you
his last four texts.
322
00:14:50,221 --> 00:14:52,623
"Stop calling me."
"I never want to see you again."
323
00:14:52,624 --> 00:14:54,992
"It's over."
"Good-bye."
324
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:59,997
The bigger the fight,
the better the makeup sex.
325
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:07,337
All I know, Fran,
326
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:09,239
is that for the first time
since I came out,
327
00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,176
I actually
saw a future for myself.
328
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:14,411
Oh, Peter...
329
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:17,047
Thanks a lot, Fran.
330
00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:23,887
Shoulda gone to see
Hotel Transylvania.
331
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:33,131
Where the hell is it?
332
00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:37,068
I put this beautiful box
of Chablis in here to chill.
333
00:15:37,069 --> 00:15:39,437
Babe, you bending over
like that
334
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:42,273
is all the intoxication
I need.
335
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,578
Oh, it's such
a huge mess.
336
00:15:47,612 --> 00:15:49,447
Where do I begin?
337
00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:52,250
As close to "good-bye"
as possible.
338
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,885
Peter and I haven't
talked in days.
339
00:15:54,886 --> 00:15:56,654
We had a huge fight.
340
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,890
It turns out that he's been
keeping a big secret from me.
341
00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:02,593
Oy, we're going back
that far?
342
00:16:02,627 --> 00:16:05,530
No, daddy.
He's got a boyfriend.
343
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:06,797
For two months!
344
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,766
And now it's over,
and he blames you.
345
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:09,767
Yes.
346
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:13,237
Good. That saved us
a half an hour.
347
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:16,307
All I did was make
some passing observations.
348
00:16:16,341 --> 00:16:18,109
I didn't want them
to break up.
349
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,478
And it's not like
I stuck my hand up his butt
350
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:24,115
and moved his mouth
for him.
351
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,385
Darling,
you can't interfere.
352
00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:28,986
Love is blind.
353
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:32,156
Did I not bite my tongue
when you married a gay man?
354
00:16:32,191 --> 00:16:36,227
Yeah, you did, ma.
And here we are.
355
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:40,364
No, look, I don't want
to be insensitive, but we ha...
356
00:16:40,365 --> 00:16:42,766
We wanna get it on.
357
00:16:42,801 --> 00:16:45,736
I know, daddy,
I'm not an idiot,
358
00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,771
but you've been having sex
since the magna carta.
359
00:16:47,772 --> 00:16:51,609
Can you wait five minutes?
360
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:54,145
Peter was always pointing out
Elliot's flaws,
361
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,114
but he said it was
for my own good.
362
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,916
Meanwhile, when I do it,
suddenly I'm the enemy.
363
00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,185
The difference is,
against Peter's better judgment,
364
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:05,756
he went to Elliot
and got him to propose.
365
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:08,092
That's right, ma.
He did.
366
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,261
Dori, Laker game starts
in ten minutes.
367
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:14,565
If you want foreplay...
368
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,134
Go to your ex-husband's
ex-boyfriend
369
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,035
and make things right
like Peter did for you.
370
00:17:18,036 --> 00:17:21,606
Boom!
371
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:24,675
You're right, ma.
That's what I gotta do.
372
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:27,111
Gee, you're really
on top of it tonight.
373
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:30,881
That's my goal.
374
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:46,264
Oh, these floors
are so sticky.
375
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:54,738
I don't want to alarm you,
but I followed you here.
376
00:17:56,542 --> 00:18:01,512
My ex-husband
yearns to be with you.
377
00:18:01,547 --> 00:18:03,847
Fran?
378
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:08,085
Oh, he yearns
to be with him.
379
00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,087
Oh, Chris.
380
00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:14,425
I feel so awful about what
happened with you and Peter.
381
00:18:14,459 --> 00:18:16,860
I appreciate that, Fran, but
I don't want to go back there.
382
00:18:16,890 --> 00:18:19,091
No, you have to go back.
383
00:18:16,895 --> 00:18:18,095
No, you have to go back.
384
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,892
Peter's
such a wonderful guy,
385
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:24,329
and you're the first man
that he's ever had feelings for.
386
00:18:24,363 --> 00:18:29,268
Fran, just once I'd like to
see a movie all the way through.
387
00:18:29,302 --> 00:18:32,371
But you don't know how
this breakup has affected Peter.
388
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:35,207
He's crushed.
He's devastated.
389
00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:37,610
- I'm so worried about him.
- Pardon me, excuse me.
390
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:39,645
- Pardon me.
- Peter!
391
00:18:39,646 --> 00:18:41,114
Pardon me,
excuse me, pardon me.
392
00:18:41,115 --> 00:18:43,750
Peter.
393
00:18:43,784 --> 00:18:46,887
You got back together with Chris
and you didn't tell me?
394
00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:48,355
You bet.
395
00:18:48,389 --> 00:18:51,091
Smart move.
396
00:18:51,125 --> 00:18:53,627
- I'll get my things.
- No, no, Fran.
397
00:18:53,628 --> 00:18:54,928
- Sit down.
- Really?
398
00:18:54,929 --> 00:18:58,799
- Yeah.
- All right.
399
00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,101
And, Fran...
400
00:19:00,135 --> 00:19:01,436
You know,
you weren't wrong.
401
00:19:01,437 --> 00:19:03,338
Michael and I
were too connected.
402
00:19:03,339 --> 00:19:04,873
I mean, what am I doing
still living with him?
403
00:19:04,907 --> 00:19:07,409
It was a little weird.
404
00:19:07,443 --> 00:19:09,544
We split up a year ago.
405
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:10,946
And I know the house
hasn't sold,
406
00:19:10,947 --> 00:19:12,247
but that's no excuse.
407
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:16,351
It's really
not an excuse, Chris.
408
00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:18,353
I mean, you know,
if you want to be
409
00:19:18,354 --> 00:19:19,955
in a relationship
with someone new...
410
00:19:19,956 --> 00:19:22,658
He gets it, Fran,
he's moving on.
411
00:19:22,659 --> 00:19:25,126
Yeah, and I'm gonna
get my own place.
412
00:19:25,127 --> 00:19:27,429
I kinda wanna see how it shakes
out with this guy that I like.
413
00:19:27,463 --> 00:19:30,633
What guy?
414
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:32,902
Oh, me.
415
00:19:32,936 --> 00:19:35,672
You see, everything
works out in the end.
416
00:19:35,673 --> 00:19:37,640
People that are
in a relationship,
417
00:19:37,641 --> 00:19:39,843
they need
to have their space.
418
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,077
You don't need someone
419
00:19:41,078 --> 00:19:44,848
getting in the middle
of what you two have.
420
00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:48,251
Four's an odd number.
421
00:19:51,254 --> 00:19:53,690
See, this is the way
it should be.
422
00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,357
This is normal.
423
00:19:55,358 --> 00:19:59,515
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