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So to get you up to speed,
I divorced Peter
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'cause, you know,
he was gay.
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Then one night,
I went to this concert
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and met Elliot--
perfect for me.
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Sexy, successful,
and most important, straight.
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But the man
just couldn't commit.
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We're on. We're off.
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Then we pretended
to be on,
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but we were really off.
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So what's the best cure
for a broken heart?
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Pizza!
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And that's when
I met Frankie--
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Everything a girl and
her gay ex-husband could want.
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But then,
Peter slipped in the shower
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and started bleeding,
which made me nauseous.
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So we go to the hospital.
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And then, sweet Frankie
came rushing to my side.
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But guess who's back
to eat my heart out again.
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Elliot! Oy!
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Elliot, what are you
doing here?
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Judi told me about Peter.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey!
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- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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Except for this pain in my ass
that keeps coming back.
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You know, this is getting
very uncomfortable.
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Fran, can we talk
for a minute?
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[Peter imitating] no, I have
to stay here with Peter.
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Excuse me.
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No, I have to stay here
with Peter.
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How about
I walk you out?
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[chuckles]
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Seriously?
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Yeah, let's take
a walk outside.
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Well, I have an idea.
Why don't we stay?
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'cause you're gonna
wind up here anyway.
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Okay.
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You two
are being ridiculous.
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Now I want this macho fighting
over me to stop--soon.
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All right, I'm sorry, babe.
You're right.
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You do
what you gotta do.
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I'll give you some privacy.
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Elliot, I told you,
it's over.
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I have something wonderful
with Frankie.
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Really?
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- Do you have this?
- No, no, no!
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Stop that right now,
Elliot.
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You have to get it
through your head
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that a relationship
is more than just
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hot sex on a platter,
sick animal magnetism.
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- Is it?
- Well, that's what I hear.
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Fran, I am not
giving up on us.
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Go while you still
have your dignity.
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Yes, please.
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I'm talking to you, Fran.
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Elliot, I think that it's best
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that we never
see each other again.
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Fran, just let me
say one thing--
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No, Elliot.
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Nobody here wants to hear
what you have to say.
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If I were you, sir,
I would just walk away.
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Which I will enjoy
for multiple reasons.
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You take care of yourself.
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[laughs]
I'm so happy.
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Give me a hug.
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Not you.
Frankie.
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[laughs]
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I love this guy!
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[upbeat music]
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She was certain that
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he was her
one and only
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but their union always
seemed a little forced
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she got married anyway
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turns out
that he was gay
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they're still in love
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but now
she's happily divorced
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== Sync, corrected by sopa33 ==
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[laughs]
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Oh.
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Oh, you have such
strong hands.
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It's from kneading dough.
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[laughs]
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Mm, I love
your curves, Frannie.
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That's from eating dough.
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To us.
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Ooh.
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Mm.
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- Good night.
- Good what?
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Believe me, I don't wanna
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but I gotta get back
to my pizza parlor.
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No!
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How about I send you
a nice piping hot sicilian?
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I like the one I got right here.
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[laughs]
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Do you really have to go?
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Hey, you think it's easy
leaving you two?
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Both: Call us later.
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Oh, Petey.
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Remember when we said that
we'd know when it was right?
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Yeah.
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I just wish my mother had lived
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to see me so happy.
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Aw!
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Oh, look how cute
Frankie is.
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He got me a bottle
of '75 Sonoma Cabernet
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'cause that's the year
I was born.
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Good thing you didn't
tell him the truth.
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It'd be vinegar.
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Judi, you haven't
taken your nose
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out of that book
since you got here.
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What are you reading?
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Fifty shades of Grey.
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Ooh.
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I gotta get this book on audio
so I can read it hands free.
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Hm.
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Ooh, Cincuenta sombras
de Grey?
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My wife reads me that book
in bed.
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All the tying up
and the spanking--
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That Christian Grey
is a very naughty girl, huh?
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Wait, wait.
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You know Christian Grey
is the man, right?
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That bitch.
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So, Fran!
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Has Frankie ever tried
any of this stuff with you?
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Oh, not yet.
We're taking it slow.
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How slow?
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You've been dating
for three weeks.
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Wait a minute.
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Are you telling me you haven't
given up the ill na-na?
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You haven't had sex
with him yet?
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You know, if somebody
would take their nose
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out of the lady porn,
maybe they would realize
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what's important
in a relationship.
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You don't have
to take your clothes off
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to have a good time.
Oh, no.
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Oh, look at you
all mature and what not.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Judi.
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She's crazy.
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Fran, I just got rear-ended.
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Oh, what'd I tell you?
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It's not so great, right?
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- A car hit me.
- [gasps] Oh.
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- Yeah, and the lady
was all shook up.
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And you know, I handled
everything so beautifully.
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She hired me
as her personal assistant.
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Personal assistant?
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What about being a realtor?
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I can do this and still
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not make money
selling houses.
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And when I tell you
the lady's name,
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you are going
to "die-na-stee."
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Oh, liar!
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Not liar.
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Oh, my God.
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Alexis Carrington-Colby
totaled our car?
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See, Alexis was just
an Emmy-nominated
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Golden Globe-winning
part I played.
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Joan is an officer
of the most excellent order
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of the British empire.
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But I don't like to brag.
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[English accent] Ms. Collins,
I shall prepare you
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a spot of tea--
english breakfast
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with a drop of hot milk
and honey, not sugar.
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I was born to kiss ass.
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Isn't he divine?
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So anal.
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Yeah, well,
that's very recent.
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Look!
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A '75 Sonoma Cabernet.
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Oh, screw the tea.
[chuckles]
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That's from Frankie,
the new guy in my life.
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Ooh, do tell.
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Oh, he's fabulous.
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We have so much fun together.
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We laugh, we play games,
we eat pizza.
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And when does
the clown arrive?
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Oh, I know how it sounds,
but trust me.
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Frankie is just
what I was missing.
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I had the insane hot sex
with a record producer.
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Doing it backstage
at the Grammys.
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Doing it on Van Halen's
private jet.
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Oh, been there, done them.
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Frankie, he's a keeper.
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Oh, he makes me feel
so secure.
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He's so steady and stable
and caring.
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He put down sticky flowers
on the floor
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so Peter wouldn't
slip in the shower again.
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I mean, is that not
a heart of gold?
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Oh, sorry, darling,
I dozed off
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halfway through your story.
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Now, listen to me, Fran.
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- Oh, may I call you Fran?
- Of course.
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- May I call you Joan?
- Not yet.
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Any woman who says
that she can be happy
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without fire and passion
is either lying
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or lying dead.
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Take it from me, I've been
around for 49 years.
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49 years?
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In June.
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Look, Ms. Collins,
I appreciate your advice
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but I'm not stupid.
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I mean, I think that
I know whether or not
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I'm with a guy
who's right for me.
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Tea and crumpets, my lady.
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Oh, ma, I'm so confused.
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I mean, I was feeling
so content with Frankie.
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Then that Joan Collins
had to breeze in
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and tell me
that I'm lying to myself
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if I think that I could live
without fire and passion.
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I want fire and passion.
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Now I'm beginning to think,
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00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:06,976
is it weird that Frankie
and I haven't had sex yet?
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00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,155
You know Joan Collins?
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Oy, she's here.
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So what's the good news?
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Your daughter is hanging out
with Joan Collins.
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Joanie!
The love of my life?
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Did Mommy tell you
she's my free pass?
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Daddy, I'm having
a crisis here.
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You know, my free pass
is Richard Chamberlain.
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Oh, that is my kind of man.
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Like mother,
like daughter.
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Ma, were you and daddy,
like, hot and heavy
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right from the beginning?
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Oh, no, of course not.
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Your father courted me
for months and months.
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What are you talking about?
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We did it in the balcony
of the R.K.O on our first--
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Shut up, Glen.
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Sweetheart, it's okay.
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All men are different.
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Your father happens
to be an animal.
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Oh.
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The doctor said my testosterone
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was freakishly high.
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But what if I don't
have that kind of passion
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with Frankie?
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Find it.
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Sweetheart,
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some men just need a little push.
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So if you wanna start a fire,
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you gotta get some wood.
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Is that advice,
or were you having a stroke?
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So, Frankie, honey,
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it'll only take me a minute
to get dressed.
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There's the picture
that I'd love you to hang.
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Oh, you got it, babe.
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Ooh, I like those slippers.
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Oh, do you?
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My mother's got those.
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Mm, sexy.
I like it.
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It's called "Passion."
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I got one with a kitten
hanging on a branch.
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It's called "Perseverance."
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00:12:09,137 --> 00:12:10,905
Wow.
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00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:13,007
You look sexy in that,
Frannie.
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[chuckles]
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Let's hope your mother
doesn't have it.
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Uh, baby?
261
00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:20,548
- Sweetie.
- Well, honey--
262
00:12:20,583 --> 00:12:21,443
What-y?
263
00:12:21,443 --> 00:12:24,047
But we--but we got
dinner reservations.
264
00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,763
Well, cancel 'em.
265
00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:29,781
Frankie, we've been seeing
each other for over a month.
266
00:12:29,815 --> 00:12:32,216
Don't you wanna
throw me on the bed
267
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:34,345
and ravage me?
268
00:12:37,322 --> 00:12:38,363
Fran,
269
00:12:38,816 --> 00:12:40,757
I don't have sex
with a woman.
270
00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:42,150
Oh, no.
271
00:12:42,688 --> 00:12:44,011
Not again!
272
00:12:45,602 --> 00:12:47,126
Not like that.
273
00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,659
When I care about a woman,
274
00:12:49,694 --> 00:12:51,428
I make love to her.
275
00:12:51,462 --> 00:12:53,229
I'm not just gonna
treat you like some chick
276
00:12:53,264 --> 00:12:55,364
I would just do
in the backseat of my car.
277
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:57,332
Why?
278
00:12:57,366 --> 00:13:00,532
Frankie, I'm a passionate woman.
279
00:13:00,566 --> 00:13:04,534
I want my man to desire me,
to want me,
280
00:13:04,569 --> 00:13:06,369
to rip my clothes off
281
00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:08,981
when I'm waiting on hold
with Time Warner Cable!
282
00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:12,386
What, you--
you want an animal?
283
00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:15,600
Yes! I want an animal!
284
00:13:16,346 --> 00:13:18,146
Fine.
285
00:13:18,181 --> 00:13:20,415
I will show you an animal.
286
00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,649
Ahh.
287
00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:22,544
Oh.
288
00:13:23,307 --> 00:13:24,365
Ahh.
289
00:13:26,178 --> 00:13:27,518
Wow.
290
00:13:28,824 --> 00:13:29,899
Whew!
291
00:13:31,527 --> 00:13:33,368
Man, that was...
292
00:13:34,286 --> 00:13:35,444
wild.
293
00:13:52,067 --> 00:13:53,802
You're the last person on earth
294
00:13:53,836 --> 00:13:56,938
that I would ever wanna hurt.
295
00:13:56,972 --> 00:13:59,541
But after last night,
I realized
296
00:13:59,575 --> 00:14:01,977
that I just
don't feel the spark.
297
00:14:02,011 --> 00:14:04,780
I'm sorry,
but it's over.
298
00:14:04,814 --> 00:14:07,749
[crying]
How could you do this?
299
00:14:07,783 --> 00:14:09,985
Frankie was perfect for us!
300
00:14:10,019 --> 00:14:12,221
We're a special needs household,
301
00:14:12,255 --> 00:14:14,089
And you just threw him away!
302
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:16,158
There was no chemistry!
303
00:14:16,192 --> 00:14:18,093
It's a waste of time.
304
00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:20,196
How many good years
do you think I got left?
305
00:14:20,230 --> 00:14:21,040
Shut up!
306
00:14:23,333 --> 00:14:25,918
Honey, you're just so quick
to find the fatal flaw.
307
00:14:25,918 --> 00:14:29,959
No, sometimes it takes me
many, many years!
308
00:14:30,407 --> 00:14:31,641
[phone ringing]
309
00:14:31,675 --> 00:14:33,944
Hello.
Oh, uh, Ms. Collins.
310
00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,479
Yes, I'm already in the car.
311
00:14:35,513 --> 00:14:38,915
If you wait five minutes--
and she hung up.
312
00:14:38,949 --> 00:14:40,383
All right,
I'd love to stay,
313
00:14:40,417 --> 00:14:41,717
but I have to escort
Ms. Collins
314
00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,250
down the red carpet
at the Golden Globes
315
00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,833
and then wait for her
in the parking lot
316
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:45,922
of the Pollo Loco.
317
00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:49,557
[crying]
318
00:14:49,592 --> 00:14:51,225
Oh, Fran.
319
00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:53,383
Come on, don't cry, baby.
320
00:14:54,262 --> 00:14:56,692
I miss Elliot!
321
00:14:58,141 --> 00:15:00,035
And we're back.
322
00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:04,298
I know that you thought
that he was wrong for me,
323
00:15:04,332 --> 00:15:07,032
but I love him!
[crying]
324
00:15:07,067 --> 00:15:09,368
Maybe I could've learned to live
325
00:15:09,402 --> 00:15:12,738
with the pain and the suffering
and the uncertainty.
326
00:15:12,772 --> 00:15:14,840
I'm jewish.
327
00:15:17,343 --> 00:15:18,476
Fran, you really--
328
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:21,645
Or maybe--maybe he really
was gonna change
329
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:23,946
and I didn't give him
a chance.
330
00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:27,416
Oh, who am I kidding?
331
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:31,118
Why can't I find a guy
who has it all?
332
00:15:31,152 --> 00:15:32,718
Honey, you did.
333
00:15:32,752 --> 00:15:34,334
But I'm gay.
334
00:15:36,017 --> 00:15:37,183
[sobs]
335
00:15:37,218 --> 00:15:38,351
- Fran?
- [crying]
336
00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:39,925
Oh, Frannie.
337
00:15:41,729 --> 00:15:42,726
[screams]
338
00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:53,097
[inaudible]
339
00:15:55,801 --> 00:15:58,046
Peter, what are you
doing here?
340
00:15:58,046 --> 00:15:59,789
Oh, sorry.
341
00:16:00,438 --> 00:16:01,768
I just--aah.
342
00:16:05,409 --> 00:16:07,778
- Hey.
- Hey.
343
00:16:07,812 --> 00:16:10,881
I was, uh, just
in the neighborhood and I--
344
00:16:10,915 --> 00:16:13,250
I was feeling bad
about how it ended with us.
345
00:16:13,284 --> 00:16:15,899
You mean when you called me
a big pain in the ass?
346
00:16:17,489 --> 00:16:19,156
I knew you'd
take that wrong.
347
00:16:19,190 --> 00:16:22,225
Uh, man, I was high as a kite
in that hospital.
348
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,861
I was on, like,
three ibuprofen.
349
00:16:25,525 --> 00:16:26,797
You know what, Peter?
350
00:16:26,831 --> 00:16:29,132
We're good.
It's fine.
351
00:16:29,167 --> 00:16:30,200
- Really?
- Yeah.
352
00:16:30,234 --> 00:16:31,601
- We're good?
- Mm-hmm.
353
00:16:31,636 --> 00:16:32,642
Good.
354
00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,373
- How's Fran?
- Oh, fine, you know Fran.
355
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:37,841
She's busy
with the flower shop.
356
00:16:37,876 --> 00:16:39,076
And she broke up
with Frankie.
357
00:16:39,111 --> 00:16:40,544
- And she got a new pair of boots.
- What?
358
00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:42,413
- Thigh-high suede.
I think they're a little '90s.
359
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:43,615
- What happened?
- I don't know.
360
00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:44,817
She usually has
such good taste.
361
00:16:44,851 --> 00:16:45,850
With Frankie, Peter.
362
00:16:45,884 --> 00:16:47,181
How should I know, Elliot?
363
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:49,248
I'm not all, like,
you know, up in her business.
364
00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:50,415
Ow. F--
365
00:16:50,450 --> 00:16:52,183
- Peter!
- She's miserable!
366
00:16:52,217 --> 00:16:53,684
She dumped him.
367
00:16:53,719 --> 00:16:55,085
And she's still
in love with you.
368
00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:56,920
- She is?
- Yes.
369
00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:59,072
I however, sir, am not.
370
00:16:59,956 --> 00:17:02,891
I am doing this against
every bone in my body.
371
00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:05,053
But I want her to be happy.
372
00:17:05,862 --> 00:17:09,330
And if we're gonna
let you back in,
373
00:17:09,364 --> 00:17:10,464
I want your word
374
00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:12,132
that you will not
break her heart again.
375
00:17:12,167 --> 00:17:13,600
You have got to promise me
376
00:17:13,634 --> 00:17:16,369
that you will
get your act together.
377
00:17:16,403 --> 00:17:18,771
Please! Please?!
378
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,440
Please, can't you help me?
[crying]
379
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:26,944
Oh, dear.
380
00:17:26,978 --> 00:17:28,879
If I'd have done that,
381
00:17:28,913 --> 00:17:31,648
I'd have gotten to play Cleopatra.
382
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,149
Oh, Ms. Collins.
383
00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:34,551
I'm sorry
to keep you waiting.
384
00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:37,186
This is Elliot, the gentleman
Fran used to date.
385
00:17:37,221 --> 00:17:39,255
Oh, yes, of course,
the record producer.
386
00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,958
Hi, I'm Joan.
387
00:17:41,993 --> 00:17:43,894
So he can call you Joan?
388
00:17:43,928 --> 00:17:45,804
Yes.
389
00:17:46,798 --> 00:17:48,332
So Fran told you
about me?
390
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:51,515
Oh, yes, she did--
in great detail.
391
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:56,340
Uh, Ms. Collins,
you have a red carpet
392
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:58,709
And a press line
and a husband.
393
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:01,091
And you have a lot to learn.
394
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:04,748
And you have a woman
that you love
395
00:18:04,783 --> 00:18:06,619
at home, alone.
396
00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,653
Make it happen, dude.
397
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:11,076
Thanks, Pete.
398
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,062
Hmm. Not bad.
399
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,949
This is what
I've been saying.
400
00:18:27,449 --> 00:18:28,916
Fran!
Fran, get out here.
401
00:18:28,951 --> 00:18:30,418
What is it?
402
00:18:30,452 --> 00:18:31,753
Oh, my God.
Look at you.
403
00:18:31,787 --> 00:18:33,174
It's worse than I thought.
404
00:18:33,823 --> 00:18:35,089
What do you mean?
What? What?
405
00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:36,391
I don't even know
where to begin.
406
00:18:36,425 --> 00:18:37,926
- Take this off.
- What's the matter with you?
407
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,394
Take this off.
Take this off.
408
00:18:39,428 --> 00:18:40,795
Really, yoga pants?
409
00:18:40,830 --> 00:18:42,356
These are yoga pants?
410
00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:45,433
Ow!
Are you crazy?
411
00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,967
- What are you doing?
- Shake your hair out.
412
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,913
- No! Why?
- Shake your hair out!
413
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:53,474
I told you, no more ventis!
414
00:18:53,509 --> 00:18:54,642
Right.
Get up, get up!
415
00:18:54,677 --> 00:18:55,810
[doorbell rings]
I am up!
416
00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,545
No, not you, them.
417
00:18:57,579 --> 00:18:59,614
Ow! Ow!
Stop it, stop it!
418
00:18:59,648 --> 00:19:01,182
- Stop it!
- Go.
419
00:19:01,216 --> 00:19:02,383
Get to it.
420
00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:03,789
- Ow!
- Stop!
421
00:19:05,654 --> 00:19:06,921
Okay.
422
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:08,634
Jeez!
423
00:19:09,991 --> 00:19:12,460
- Elliot.
- Hi.
424
00:19:12,494 --> 00:19:14,628
What are you
doing here?
425
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:15,896
I wanna talk to you.
426
00:19:16,612 --> 00:19:19,666
Elliot, please,
don't do this to me again.
427
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,011
Fran,
428
00:19:21,819 --> 00:19:23,101
I love you.
429
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,375
I love you too, but--
430
00:19:34,182 --> 00:19:37,252
Fran, will you marry me?
431
00:19:47,396 --> 00:19:49,063
Is that a yes?
432
00:19:49,098 --> 00:19:50,932
Oh, yes!
433
00:19:50,966 --> 00:19:53,568
Yes! Yes!
434
00:19:59,422 --> 00:20:03,556
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