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♪♪ [up-tempo]
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[Quill] Live fromConjunction Arena, it's...
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Captured from his humble,backwater home worldby space pirates,
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awesome earthman Peter Quillfulfilled his cosmic destiny
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as the one,the only, Star-Lord!
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He gathered a plucky bandof helpers, the legendaryGuardians of the Galaxy,
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and led them to vanquishthe Mad Titan Thanos.
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[coins clinking]With the galaxy saved,
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Star-Lord washandsomely rewarded,
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so he decided to pursuethe noble goal
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of producingthe finest entertainment
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his units can buy.
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And here's Star-Lord!
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♪♪ [ends]
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[announcer]Please applaud now.
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He will pay you handsomely.[cash register bell dings]
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[cheering]
♪♪ [resumes]
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[laughs]
Oh! Oh, thank you!
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Thank you!
Oh, for me? Really?
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Oh, you are too kind.
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Okay, well,
welcome to the show.
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First of all...
[chuckles]
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I have to apologize
for the condition of our set.
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Note to self: never book
Black Bolt on a talk show.
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♪♪ [rim shot]
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[audience member coughs]
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A talk show.
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You know,
'cause Black Bolt can--
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He can destroy a planet
with his voice.
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[audience member sneezes]
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[cricket chirping]
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What? It's how
we laugh on my planet.
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Okay, thank you for that.
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Well, I'd like to open the show
with a song for you,
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and it goes a little something
like this.
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♪♪ [rock]
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♪ Sta-- ♪
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[newscaster]We interrupt this broadcast
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to bring youa breaking news report.
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Nova Corps is in pursuitof a stolen Star Blaster.
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Let's see if we canzoom in on the cockpit
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and get a look at the thieves.[siren wailing]
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[newscaster]If you're just joining us,Nova Corps is in pursuit
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of a stolen Star Blaster.[siren wailing]
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This just in.
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The thieves have contactedour newsroom.
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They are describedas an unidentified plant
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and a rodent of some kind.
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I am Groot.
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And I ain't no rodent!
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Nova Corps considersthese culprits armed,
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limbed,and extremely dangerous.
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We'll keep you updatedas the situation develops.
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♪♪ [rock]
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♪♪ [ends]
Yes!
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Can we get them
to clap louder?
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[cash register bell dings]
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[beeping]
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[cheering, applauding]
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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
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Hey, not so loud.
[chuckles]
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Okay, so I'm really
looking forward to my first guest,
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one of my closest friends,
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a certain golden-haired
prince of Asgard...
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Thor--
Thor was not available?
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So, who did we get?
Did we get Odin?
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Heimdall? Angela?
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Oh, wait.
Please tell me it's not-- [thunderclap]
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♪♪ [fanfare]
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'Tis I, Fandral!
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Huzzah!
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[cheering, swooning]
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Huzzah, Star-Lord!
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Whoa! You know, I gotta
pay for all this!
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I see you've gotten out
of the galaxy-saving game.
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Probably best for everyone, eh?
[laughing]
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[audience laughing]
[audience member clapping]
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No. I've decided to pursue
a higher calling--
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entertainment.
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Is that what
you call this?
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[slurps]
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Huzzah!
[cup shatters]
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[applauding, cheering]
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[beeping]
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Hey, those are expensive.
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Aye.
[grunts]
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Only the finest of quality
for a denizen of Asgard.
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[grunts]
Huzzah!
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[cheering]
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Huh. Forgive me.
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I forgot how puny and frail
everything is in this realm.
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Okay, yeah, thanks
for dropping by, Fandral,
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but I'm afraid that's all
the time we have tonight. [snaps fingers]
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What do you mean we have
ten more minutes to kill?
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Oh, it's quite
all right, friend. There's been enough dying
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on this stage tonight, huh?
[laughter]
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Well, the only thing
that died tonight
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is whatever crawled up
and croaked on your upper lip.
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♪♪ ["Shave and a Haircut,
Two Bits"] [audience] Ohh!
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Do you mock
my "moostache," sir?
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"Mustache."
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"Moostache"!
All right, "whatoover."
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I'll bet it's
not even real. [grunts]
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I assure you
'tis quite real.
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I've had it
since I was a baby.
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Seriously?
You had a moustache...
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as a baby.
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[cries]
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[both grunting]
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[crash]
[both shouting]
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♪♪ [instrumental]
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[announcer]Coming soon, real aliens,
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real crime, real justice.
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[yowling]
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It's N.O.V.A.S.!
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[siren wailing]
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Filmed on location
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with the beingsof Nova Corps.
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All suspectsare presumed innocent
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until proven guiltyby galactic tribunal.
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[Corpsman Dey]
After responding to a call
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from an escaped pod
drifting in space,
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I'm escorting the civilian
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to a nearby
Nova Corps station.
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Never too busy to rescue
a damsel in distress.
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Call me a damsel again--
What?
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...and I'llgive you distress.
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[thud]
Uhh!
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Looks like we got
ourselves a 224-B.
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That's Nova code
for "suspicious interstellar vehicle."
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[siren wailing]
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Okay, sir, I need to see
your astrogation license
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and starship
registration, please.
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Uh, why? D-D-Did I do
something wrong, Corpsman?
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Yeah, I'm gonna need
to pop your cargo bay.
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Y-Y-You don't want to do that.
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I-- I-- I mean...
[nervous chuckle]
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not that there's anything
illegal in there.
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[roaring]
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[shouting]
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I-- I have no idea
how that got in there.
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How much? Seriously?
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Ugh, this is costing me
a fortune.
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I can't believe--
♪♪ [up-tempo]
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Hey-hey! Welcome back!
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Well, um, as you can see,
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Fandral couldn't stick around,
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but we have another round
of fantastic guests.
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Who's up next?
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Canceled? Everyone?
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But th-- But that means
there's no show.
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On the contrary. The show'sjust getting started.
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As your officialautomated announcer,
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I have been authorized to say
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it's time for oursurprise segment...
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[cheering]
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Wait. What?
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Authorized by who?
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Behind each door is oneof your ex-girlfriends.
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And all three are just dyingto see you again.
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Three!
Two!
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One!
Two!
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Yeah, I don't want to open
any of those doors.
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We could alwaysbring back Fandral.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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[audience laughs, cheers]
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Look, how about I just
sing us all another song?
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[crash]
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[gasping]
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Hey!
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Lucy and Supergiant. Wow!
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You're not still mad at me
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for all those times
I never called, are you?
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[roaring]
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[droid announcer]Welcome back-a.
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We've ambushed--[stammering]
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surprised Peter Quill
[shouting]
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with a visit from twoof his ex-girlfriends.
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Let's watch the sparks fly.
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Lucy, Supergiant, look,
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why don't we talk this out?
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You're not
smooth-talking your way
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out of this, Quill!
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You're a lying, flarg-faced,
krutackin' cheapskate!
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[gasping]
And those are your good qualities!
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Oh! Lucy sends Quillflying!
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And here comes Supergiant
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with a Centauri Suplex-a!
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Ohh!
Gee.
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[Supergiant]
Hyah!
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Whoa!
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No!
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Come on. Take it easy.
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I gotta pay
for all this stuff.
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[growling]
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You care more about units
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than either one of us!
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No! You got it
all wrong, baby.
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You're the whole reason
I'm doing this show--
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just so I can sing
our song to you,
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to the whole galaxy.
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Oh.
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Really?
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I thought you didn't go
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for public displays
of affection.
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See, that's where I realized
I was wrong.
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I need to sing
what I have in my heart--
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our song.
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Aww!
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Ahem.
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♪♪ [up-tempo]
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Your song?
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You said
this was our song!
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Is that true, Quill?
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I mean,
it's a really great song.
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Aah!
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Ladies, please don't
make me do this.
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Where's my Element Blasters?
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Fandral.
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Hyah!
Uhh!
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Hee-yah!
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Aah!
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Do you hunger for the finest
grilled carcasses
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in the galaxy?
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Do you hunger for the finest
grilled carcasses
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in the galaxy?
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Then come fill your belly
at Drax the Flame Broiler.
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Orloni on a stick.
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Grukworm on a stick.
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And, of course, corn dogs.
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The secret ingredient is fire.
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Here at Drax
the Flame Broiler,
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we have an important slogan--
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"We make food, you eat it,
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and then you pay us
for the food."
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Destroy your hunger
at Drax the Flame Broiler. [animal lows]
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[announcer]Currently under repairdue to fire damage.
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Nova Corps received a number
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of health and safety
complaints about this place.
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We're gonna take a look around.
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Fire is an unruly
and untrustworthy ally.
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We got reports of possible
illegally obtained meat and--
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Aah!
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Drax, I think we met
your meat supplier earlier.
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Uhh!
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Duh-- aah--
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[blade slicing]
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Aah!
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Those
are for the corn dogs!
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We're back, I guess.
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Supergiant and Lucy
had to run.
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[droid announcer]You paid them off.
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We came to
a mutually beneficial business arrangement.
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You gave them units,
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and they stoppedbeating you up.
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Only now you're broke.
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Okay, you know what?
Forget it.
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No show is worth this.
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I quit!
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[buzzer buzzes]
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00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,212
Peter Quill,
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00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,948
you've just saidthe Secret Phrase-a
263
00:11:56,983 --> 00:12:00,017
of Certain Doom!
264
00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:01,486
[gasping]
265
00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,022
Since when do we have
a "Secret Phrase
266
00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,726
of Certain Doo--oom"?!
267
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:17,702
[whimpering]
268
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,770
Acid?
269
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,471
[cheering]
270
00:12:20,506 --> 00:12:22,306
What kind of announcer are you?
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[Grandmaster]
He's an excellent announcer.
272
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:29,480
He's just not your announcer.
273
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,482
Grandmaster?
274
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:33,718
Indeed.
And while your show
275
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:37,722
has a certain slow-motion
disaster appeal, I guess,
276
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,290
I'm afraid
the whole enterprise
277
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:43,261
was actually an elaborate
and artfully constructed game.
278
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,829
Thank you for playing.
279
00:12:44,864 --> 00:12:47,632
You're...welcome?
280
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,134
I'm afraid you've
gone over budget,
281
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:53,237
and so, alas,
the game is over.
282
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,808
You lost. You're canceled,
Star-Lord,
283
00:12:56,843 --> 00:12:58,843
permanently.
284
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,678
All things considered,
285
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,180
I'd rather
have Fandral back!
286
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,352
[Grandmaster chuckles]
This trap
287
00:13:08,387 --> 00:13:12,190
is a test of Star-Lord's
skill as an escape artist.
288
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,825
[cheering]
289
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,193
[grunting]
290
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,328
Oh. So there is
a way to escape.
291
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,831
Oh, I never said that.
292
00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:22,500
The best games are rigged.
293
00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:25,770
[Corpsman Dey]
We're responding to a call
294
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,805
for backup on a zed-015,
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00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:28,973
stolen vehicle.
296
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,341
These light speed pursuits
297
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,843
never end well.
298
00:13:31,878 --> 00:13:33,044
[siren wailing]
299
00:13:33,079 --> 00:13:34,478
Attention,stolen Star Blaster.
300
00:13:34,513 --> 00:13:36,781
Pull into orbitand cut your power.
301
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,684
Rocket, Groot,what are you doing?
302
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:40,985
Pull over now.
303
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,854
Oh, hey, Gammy, Drax.
304
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,789
We got a bit
of a situation here.
305
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,791
I talked to Nova Prime,
306
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,492
and she said it's alla big misunderstanding.
307
00:13:48,527 --> 00:13:49,994
Just return the Star Blaster,
308
00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,863
and she'll dropthe whole thing.
309
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,999
Wh-Why didn't you say so
in the first place? [alarm blaring]
310
00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,868
I am Groot.
311
00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:57,902
[alarm continues blaring]
312
00:14:03,542 --> 00:14:05,243
[Rocket] So, uh,
when we return the ship,
313
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,911
does it have to be
in one piece?
314
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,516
[both scream]
315
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,385
They're going to crash.
316
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,087
Deploying energy restraints.
317
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,093
[Gamora]
Reverse engines!
318
00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,063
I'm at full throttle!
It's no good!
319
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:29,267
[laughing]
Now, this is law enforcement.
320
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,069
[Gamora]
Our ships are heading straight for Conjunction City.
321
00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:33,238
[alarm continues blaring]
[both yell]
322
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,308
[screeching]
323
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,212
Ha! Game over! I win!
324
00:14:41,247 --> 00:14:45,316
Oh, no. I determine
when this game is over!
325
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,353
And the Grandmaster
always wins!
326
00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:51,956
Yep. Probably should have
seen that coming.
327
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:53,324
[aircraft approaching]
328
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:57,762
Aah! Ohh!
329
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,963
[crash]
330
00:15:01,133 --> 00:15:05,069
You saw my show!
I knew you guys would come to save me!
331
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,705
Uh, sure.
We'll go with that.
332
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,740
Which means
you owe me one.
333
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,108
♪♪ [up-tempo]
334
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,945
How's this for a surprise
reunion show? The...
335
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,949
Let's hear it!
336
00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,118
[audience member
clapping]
337
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,255
Really? No love
for the Guardians?
338
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:26,057
We only saved
all of your lives,
339
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,225
like two or three times,
at least!
340
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,761
What about you, cricket guy?
341
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,929
Wait, wait, wait.
342
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,065
You were in the Guardians
of the Galaxy?
343
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,933
Uh...
344
00:15:35,968 --> 00:15:38,269
Are those
Fruxian Acid Piranhas?
345
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:41,572
I'm gonna need to
see your Deadly Exotic Marine Creatures permit.
346
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:45,977
This is my game,
and we play by my rules.
347
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:48,579
Act three finale mode:
engage!
348
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:49,914
Activating.
349
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,351
Destroying the Guardians now!
350
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:58,756
[Quill]
Didn't see that coming.
351
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,625
[cheering]
352
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,831
Aah!
353
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,400
[groaning]
354
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,970
That's not gonna hurt,
355
00:16:13,005 --> 00:16:16,440
as the Robo-Announcerdeploys an energy shield.
356
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:19,677
What will hurt?This laser beam!
357
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,512
Ooh!
Dah!
358
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,317
[cheering]
359
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,461
I am Groot!
360
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,865
And now a wordfrom our sponsor--
361
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:44,301
Farmer Jorp's Weed-radicator!
362
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:46,137
[coughs]
363
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,072
[cheering]
364
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:52,043
Quill, Gamora,Rocket, Drax-a,
365
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,978
I have been programmedwith a complete breakdown
366
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,148
of your skills, weapons,and signature moves.
367
00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,850
Guys, this dude is like
a giant "Best Of" album.
368
00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,886
It knows all of our
greatest hits.
369
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,021
I do not know what those
words mean, Quill,
370
00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:06,023
but it has not seen
my greatest hit.
371
00:17:06,058 --> 00:17:07,925
Yaah!
372
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,534
[cheering]
373
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:18,102
Bravo!
374
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:20,404
Yaah!
375
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,073
So predictable.
376
00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,942
Perhaps Drax should stickwith flame broiling.
377
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:27,912
Charging overhand swing.
378
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,213
Backhand sweep.
379
00:17:29,248 --> 00:17:30,781
One-handed spin attack.
380
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,183
[grunting]
381
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,218
Reverse combinationdouble-slash.
382
00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,121
Ah, Gamora opens
383
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,190
with a classicFerocappa attack,
384
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,925
but finds it useless
385
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,927
against her multi-servo-edopponent.
386
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,431
Then I'll just have to
cut you down to size. Hyah!
387
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:51,102
[audience cheering]
388
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:57,608
Oh, yes!
389
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,810
[Gamora shouts]
390
00:18:05,151 --> 00:18:09,453
Gamora managesto narrow the odds-a.
391
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:10,888
Huh!
392
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,756
I'm telling itlike it is, folks,
393
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:15,726
and this is spectacular.
394
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,828
Gamora will not be denied.
395
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:18,996
Hyah!
396
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:22,133
No, no, no, no, no!
397
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:23,567
She presses her attack,
398
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,771
but will her overconfidencebe her undoing?
399
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,443
[groans]
400
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:33,777
[audience cheering]
401
00:18:33,812 --> 00:18:37,314
The answer, sadly, is yes!
402
00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:40,951
[cheering]
403
00:18:40,986 --> 00:18:44,155
I so do love winning!
[chuckling]
404
00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:47,158
Gammy exposed
its power core. We gotta take it out!
405
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:48,692
Fandral stole
my Element Blasters.
406
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:49,827
I got nothing!
407
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,301
[audience cheering]
408
00:18:57,336 --> 00:18:59,370
Boo!
409
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,585
Ha! Nice dud, robo-jerk.
410
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,987
[grunts]
411
00:19:17,022 --> 00:19:18,489
The rodent's arrogant nature
412
00:19:18,524 --> 00:19:21,225
led to his totallyforeseeable downfall.
413
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,827
Ohh. Seriously?
414
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,463
And then there was one.
415
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,667
We wonder if Star-Lordhas any last words.
416
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,335
As a matter of fact, yes.
417
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,037
What a surprise.
418
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,638
I just want to sing my song,
419
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,040
just the one
I've been trying to sing
420
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:37,208
since the beginning
of the show.
421
00:19:37,243 --> 00:19:39,343
I mean, really,
is that too much to ask?
422
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,082
I'm already paying
for the band,
423
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:47,151
so fine.
424
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,753
♪♪ [pop rock]
425
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,394
Huh?
426
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,399
D-D-D-D-D-D-Didn'tsee that coming.
427
00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:04,668
[audience cheering]
428
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:06,370
[gasping]
429
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,641
[audience cheering]
430
00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:14,245
D-D-D-D-D-D-Didn't see that
431
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,847
[slowing down]coming.
432
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:19,683
[frustrated yell]
This is my game,
433
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,586
and you cheated!
434
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:29,260
[Fandral]
"Moostache"!
435
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:34,932
[Grandmaster cries out]
436
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:37,968
[groaning]
437
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,537
[audience cheering]
438
00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:46,243
[chanting]
Fandral! Fandral! Fandral! [cheering]
439
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,379
Hey!
440
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,648
This is my win, my show.
441
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,149
About that...
442
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,586
Since you no longercan afford
443
00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:57,421
to pay for this show,
444
00:20:57,456 --> 00:21:02,960
we've decided to make,uh, a few, uh, changes.
445
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:06,830
Oh, the network has changes.
What are the chances?
446
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:09,400
Direct from Asgard,
447
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,902
it's Huzzah!
448
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:16,407
Starring your host, Fandral!
449
00:21:16,442 --> 00:21:17,841
[audience cheering]
450
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:21,078
Huzzah!
451
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,647
Please welcome
my very special guest--
452
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,282
me!
453
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:27,451
[cheering, swooning]
454
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,322
Fandral!
455
00:21:31,372 --> 00:21:35,922
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