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? When a good thing goes bad,
it's not the end of the world ?
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ZOEY: No one in my generation
talks about their feelings.
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I mean, we do.
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We'll tell a million online strangers
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how we feel about
a billion different things,
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but when it comes to actual
face-to-face interactions, we're lost.
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? So cry if you need to,
but I can't stay to watch you ?
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? That's the wrong thing to do ?
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Because whether we'd like
to admit it or not,
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there's nothing scarier than
confronting intimacy in person.
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? That's the wrong thing to do ?
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? Talk if you need to ?
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So, what do you do
when you're filled with
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all of these feelings and emotions
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and all you really want to know is
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if that other person feels the same way,
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but you don't know how to
talk to them about it?
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? ...say I love you, too ?
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Maybe that's why
we love Drake so much...
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because he puts it all out there
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and talks about our feelings for us.
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[RJ FULL RANGE'S
"GET WILD TONIGHT" PLAYS]
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? ...with me ?
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? I must admit you got a hold on me ?
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? You remind me of my hair,
the way you growin' on me ?
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[LAUGHS]
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Mm.
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ZOEY: Yo, check this out.
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What is he doing?
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What is he saying to her?
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Hold on.
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What's happening here?
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Are you and Doug, like...
I don't know... a thing?
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I mean... yeah!
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- Oh!
- Oh, my God!
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[SQUEALING]
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I'm jealous.
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Is this how it feels to be
another girl looking at me?
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I hate it.
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[GIRLS CHEERING]
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?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?
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? My heart beating so loud ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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[MUFFLED] Oh, my gosh.
These fries are so good.
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You're just buzzed. They're garbage.
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They're delicious.
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No, we literally saw you
take them out the garbage.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Whatever. You're laughing now,
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but you weren't laughing earlier,
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when that cute little lesbian
hipster with the bow tie
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was trying to get at me.
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First of all, you know
that wasn't a lesbian.
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Why do you keep playing games
with me, Burt?
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You know this is real.
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Ms. Torres, I'd really just like
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to get my chicken strips, please...
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if I can.
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Okay, who cares about your trash fries
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or your lesbian uncle?
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When did this thing
with you and Doug happen,
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and how did it happen?
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[LAUGHS]
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[TOILET FLUSHES]
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?
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You good?
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You was in there for a long time.
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Wait. Did you just...
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Y-Yeah.
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Don't go in there.
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So, are we, like, together now?
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The next time I slept over,
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there were baby wipes waiting
for me in the bathroom!
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- Aww!
- Ohh!
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It's crazy, right?
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I mean, all the back-and-forth
with other people,
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all the game-playing,
all the bullshit's just...
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gone.
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Oh, my God.
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All that bullshit she's describing
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sounds like my life.
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ALL: Aww!
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Oh, that sounds so nice.
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And I wish I had that.
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What? Wait.
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I thought you were off of relationships
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ever since Cash broke your heart
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and ruined a month of our lives.
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Mm?
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- Yeah.
- Of your life.
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Yeah, I... okay, I mean, I was.
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He put me in a weird place
where I convinced myself
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I could go back and forth between guys,
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but as much as I'd like
to think I'm a Rihanna,
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I am definitely not.
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I am more of a Beyonc�.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, do you think Aaron
and Luca are down with that?
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God, I don't know.
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I mean, me and Luca will hang out
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for 12 straight hours,
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but then he'll go three days
without texting me back.
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And then when I'm with Aaron,
when we're around other people,
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it feels like we are
completely in the friend zone.
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But then he'll text me the sweetest,
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most thoughtful things
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that make me think
Adele stole his phone.
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Yeah, you got to figure out
what they want.
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- Mm-hmm.
- I know.
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Do you think it'd be totally awful
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if I maybe talked to them?
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- Huh? Like, in person?
- Talked?
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Bitch, what are you, 50?
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ANA: You cannot come at them
like that, Zoey...
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like, with words.
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Yeah, that's way too thirsty.
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You got to hit 'em with a text.
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- Yeah.
- But not with words.
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- Yeah.
- Maybe emojis.
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Yeah, or post, like,
a cryptic quote or a Snapchat.
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Mm.
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Or you can do like I did
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and get yourself some chili-cheese fries
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from Tommy Burger.
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That seems to get to the real
of the situation pretty quick.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, I'm obviously not doing that,
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but I still need answers,
and the girls are right.
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I can't put myself out there like that.
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I need to be more smooth,
like Champagne Papi...
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS]
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...and less like Wheelchair Jimmy.
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So I decided to get clarity
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about Luca and Aaron's feelings,
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but I couldn't let them know that.
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I had to be low-key about it.
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So, um...
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what do you think about
this clutch for Nomi?
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Who's Nomi?
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The girl you sit next to
in Professor Telphy's class.
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If you say so. Why are you
getting her a purse?
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Oh, I was, uh, appointed
stylist by the girls
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for freshman formal, so eBay...
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I find the perfect piece
for each of them,
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and then I walk away
looking like [SINGSONG] a hero.
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[NORMAL VOICE] I found
these earrings for Sky.
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And then, for Jazz, I had to do
something extra-special.
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How perfect are these?
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Those are fire.
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Yeah, I mean, they kinda gotta be fire
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when you're trying to impress Bae.
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Did you know Jazz had a boyfriend?
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She broke up with that girl Sky?
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Wait. What? No.
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Sky's her sister.
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- Oh.
- They're twins.
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Jazz and Doug are a thing,
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like official official.
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Isn't that dope?
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- I don't think anything's dope.
- Oh.
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I'd say lit, aflame, maybe.
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I mean, I rock with love,
like, conceptually.
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So, I was, uh, thinking of
getting this for myself.
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- Aflame.
- Mm!
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Aflame like, if you had a girl
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with the same hair, same face as me
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and she rocked this purse to the formal,
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you'd be... aflame with that scenario?
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Absolutely.
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And you know what she'd wear with it?
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A Luca Jae Hall original.
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How 'bout I bless you with these hands?
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What?
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Let me make you a dress.
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Oh... Oh, my God!
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Yeah, I-I don't even know what to say.
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How about, "Thank you, Luca"?
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That dress is gonna be
a blazing inferno.
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We're gonna shut that formal down.
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Yeah, we are.
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What are you doing?
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- Taking your measurements.
- [SCOFFS]
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Okay, you can't do that
with just your hands.
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Relax.
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Small.
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Okay, so, Luca seemed to be down
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with the idea of a relationship,
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but I couldn't help but wonder
where Aaron stood.
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Oh! Wow!
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Jazz changed her relationship
status on Facebook.
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That's crazy, right?
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What a dumb-ass!
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- Uh, well, I...
- You know?
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I guess I haven't ever
seen her with a backpack.
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Huh? Oh, no, I'm on the...
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Uh, hey, man, let me hit you back.
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I got my girl over.
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Yeah.
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His girl?
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That sounds like somebody
who's in the ballpark
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of having some real feelings.
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I am sorry about that.
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Some people just do not know how to
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properly handle
a searchand-destroy mission.
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It's not that hard.
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Anyway, what were you saying?
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Jazz? Her relationship status?
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Dude, what is she,
a high school math teacher?
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Who uses Facebook anymore?
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My bad. I'll come back later.
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Oh, no, you good, bro.
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Or maybe he's not good at all
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because you're with someone
you care about.
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So, Jahi, this is Zoey.
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- Zoey, Jahi.
- Hey.
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Yo. Okay.
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This is Zoey?
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Yeah, it's the homie.
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"The homie."
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Anyway, Zoey, come on.
You got to get in on this.
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Nazi zombies not gonna kill them...
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- Nah. I think I'm out...
- ...selves.
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Great. So, Aaron had given me
answers, too.
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I had been relegated
to one of the homies.
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[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT TALKING]
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Your designated driver
and personal stylist
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- Ooh!
- has delivered.
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- That's so cute!
- Oh, my gosh!
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ZOEY: I wanted to stay clearheaded
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for when Luca and I
shut down the formal,
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so I wasn't drinking,
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but that didn't mean my girls
couldn't have a good time.
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- Oh! Okay, okay.
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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I got one.
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Never have I ever kissed a girl.
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Drink.
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You never kissed a girl before?
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You have?
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Technically, it was mouth-to-mouth.
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I worked as a lifeguard down
at the Inglewood Y last summer.
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And you know no one knew how to swim
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down at the Inglewood Y.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Quite honestly, I'm a little shocked.
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I thought for sure I'd have
the highest morals of the group,
261
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,213
but you've done nothing.
262
00:09:49,248 --> 00:09:51,616
Yeah, I mean, I can't believe
you've never kissed a girl.
263
00:09:51,650 --> 00:09:53,451
Or smoked weed or skinny-dipped.
264
00:09:53,485 --> 00:09:55,520
- Or gotten a DUI on a bike.
- Yeah.
265
00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:57,154
Girl, what have you done?
266
00:09:57,189 --> 00:09:59,991
[LAUGHTER]
267
00:10:00,025 --> 00:10:02,193
- Ooh!
- What's...
268
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:03,694
- [CELLPHONE CHIMES]
- Mm!
269
00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:05,763
- No. No. No.
- Well, that's...
270
00:10:05,797 --> 00:10:07,298
- Careful!
- Mnh-mnh.
271
00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:09,400
- Easy there, Jagger.
- I just... I told you.
272
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,302
- What?
- Seems like I have a special delivery
273
00:10:11,336 --> 00:10:12,670
- of my own.
- [ALL GASP]
274
00:10:12,704 --> 00:10:15,106
Oh, my gosh! That's so cute!
275
00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:16,974
- That's really...
- All right. See you guys later.
276
00:10:17,009 --> 00:10:19,143
- Okay, have fun.
- See you.
277
00:10:19,177 --> 00:10:24,849
?
278
00:10:24,883 --> 00:10:28,219
I am so... good.
279
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,155
And you... you're, um...
280
00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:33,257
Let me guess... fire?
281
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,694
Nah. [CLICKS TONGUE]
282
00:10:36,728 --> 00:10:38,396
You're beautiful.
283
00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:48,372
?
284
00:10:48,407 --> 00:10:50,241
Have fun at the dance, bro.
285
00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:53,578
I'm sorry.
286
00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,680
What the hell was that?
287
00:10:55,714 --> 00:10:57,481
Where are you going?
288
00:10:57,516 --> 00:10:59,817
You going home to change
for the dance or something?
289
00:10:59,851 --> 00:11:02,420
What are you talking about?
I'm not going to that.
290
00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:04,722
Okay, wait, but what about
all the stuff you said
291
00:11:04,756 --> 00:11:06,824
about us shutting down the formal?
292
00:11:06,858 --> 00:11:08,893
You are going to shut the formal down
293
00:11:08,927 --> 00:11:10,761
in my dress.
294
00:11:10,796 --> 00:11:12,430
I mean, you look amazing.
295
00:11:12,464 --> 00:11:15,800
So... you never planned on coming?
296
00:11:15,834 --> 00:11:18,002
Mnh, that's not me.
297
00:11:18,036 --> 00:11:19,403
That's hella corny.
298
00:11:19,438 --> 00:11:21,038
You enjoy your night, though.
299
00:11:21,073 --> 00:11:22,173
Go kill 'em, kid.
300
00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,443
[SIGHS]
301
00:11:25,477 --> 00:11:27,645
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
302
00:11:27,679 --> 00:11:31,949
[CHICK NORRIS' "TABLE MANNERS" PLAYS]
303
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:33,017
? I'm a bad chick ?
304
00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:35,119
So, I was cool on guys.
305
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,722
I was done stressin'
about clarity and feelings
306
00:11:37,756 --> 00:11:39,924
and stupid Facebook statuses.
307
00:11:39,958 --> 00:11:41,425
This night was about celebrating
308
00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,794
how far we'd come as freshmen.
309
00:11:43,829 --> 00:11:46,464
Tonight, I was gonna celebrate
with my girls.
310
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:48,099
? I know you love it ?
311
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:51,369
? I'm a bad chick,
I'm a, I'm a bad chick ?
312
00:11:51,403 --> 00:11:54,538
? I'm a bad chick,
I'm a, I'm a bad chick ?
313
00:11:54,573 --> 00:11:57,942
? I'm a bad chick,
I'm a, I'm a bad chick ?
314
00:11:57,976 --> 00:12:00,978
? I'm a bad chick,
I'm a, I'm a bad chick ?
315
00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:03,981
? I'm a bad chick,
I'm a, I'm a bad chick ?
316
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,850
? Excuse my table manners ?
317
00:12:05,884 --> 00:12:07,918
[DISTORTED RAPPING]
318
00:12:07,953 --> 00:12:11,822
- Bam, bam, bam! What up, what up, Cal U?!
- [CHEERING]
319
00:12:11,857 --> 00:12:13,824
It's your boy DJ Charlie "Fat Back"
320
00:12:13,859 --> 00:12:15,893
on the Ones and Twos.
321
00:12:15,927 --> 00:12:17,395
We're gonna take a brief intermission
322
00:12:17,429 --> 00:12:20,965
so I can go move my Daewoo out
of the Food 4 Less parking lot.
323
00:12:20,999 --> 00:12:24,001
But when I get back, I got
a bangin' mix lined up for ya.
324
00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:26,937
The roof is definitely on fire.
325
00:12:26,972 --> 00:12:28,539
[CHUCKLES]
326
00:12:28,573 --> 00:12:30,474
I'm gonna go get some water.
327
00:12:30,502 --> 00:12:31,485
- Do you want...
- Yeah.
328
00:12:31,509 --> 00:12:32,798
- I think you need to drink some water.
- I-I'll go wherever you go.
329
00:12:32,823 --> 00:12:33,911
- I'm coming.
- Okay.
330
00:12:33,935 --> 00:12:36,252
I feel like we need to get you
a little bit of water.
331
00:12:36,314 --> 00:12:37,515
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
332
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,417
_
333
00:12:39,418 --> 00:12:40,484
[SCOFFS]
334
00:12:44,790 --> 00:12:46,123
[SOFT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS]
335
00:12:46,158 --> 00:12:47,858
? Ooh ooh ooh ooh ?
336
00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:50,628
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
337
00:12:50,662 --> 00:12:56,267
? You weathered away ?
338
00:12:56,301 --> 00:12:57,334
Hey.
339
00:12:59,337 --> 00:13:01,105
? At my exterior ?
340
00:13:01,139 --> 00:13:03,274
Wow. Y...
341
00:13:03,308 --> 00:13:05,509
You look amazing.
342
00:13:05,544 --> 00:13:09,447
I guess I clean up nicely
for one of the homies.
343
00:13:09,481 --> 00:13:11,482
That dress... I cannot look away.
344
00:13:11,516 --> 00:13:13,984
Where'd, um...[CLEARS THROAT]
Where'd you get it?
345
00:13:14,019 --> 00:13:14,985
Oh.
346
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:16,921
Uh, eBay. [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
347
00:13:16,955 --> 00:13:18,189
eBay's got it like that?
348
00:13:18,223 --> 00:13:19,423
Yeah.
349
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,092
Yeah, I guess they do.
350
00:13:21,126 --> 00:13:22,393
Oh.
351
00:13:22,427 --> 00:13:24,862
- No probs. A little cold out here.
- Thanks.
352
00:13:24,896 --> 00:13:27,898
Uh, um, so, did you...
353
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,801
pull me out of the formal
to talk about clothes?
354
00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:32,670
Um, uh, no.
355
00:13:32,704 --> 00:13:35,206
Actually, I, um...
356
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,373
I came out here
357
00:13:36,408 --> 00:13:38,809
to talk to you about
what happened the other night.
358
00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:42,580
Look, I don't know
how to say this, but I...
359
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,450
I like you, you know?
360
00:13:48,216 --> 00:13:49,260
Great.
361
00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,357
No, like, I like you like you.
362
00:13:53,391 --> 00:13:58,229
?
363
00:14:00,981 --> 00:14:03,503
- ? We 'bout to have a good time ?
- [GASPS] I love this song!
364
00:14:03,541 --> 00:14:04,828
- It's good, right?
- Yeah!
365
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,642
No, no, no, I actually can't.
My feet are killing me.
366
00:14:06,676 --> 00:14:08,043
Aw, but it's so good!
367
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:10,780
I know, but these are crazy.
368
00:14:10,814 --> 00:14:12,748
Okay. [CHUCKLES] Oh, my God.
369
00:14:12,783 --> 00:14:14,483
Just makes me feel a certain way.
370
00:14:14,518 --> 00:14:16,585
I-I see. [LAUGHS]
371
00:14:17,587 --> 00:14:20,055
Whoa! What the hell are you doing?
372
00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:21,490
- What?!
- No.
373
00:14:21,525 --> 00:14:23,192
I'm just tryin' to live.
374
00:14:23,226 --> 00:14:26,796
And you figured you would live
vicariously through my mouth?
375
00:14:26,830 --> 00:14:28,798
No, no, no, no.
I'm not some experiment, Ana.
376
00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:30,137
This is my life.
377
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:31,462
Nomi!
378
00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:33,598
You had to kiss your first girl
at some point.
379
00:14:33,632 --> 00:14:36,367
Yeah, and I did it 'cause
I had legit feelings for her,
380
00:14:36,401 --> 00:14:37,668
not 'cause I was checking off boxes
381
00:14:37,703 --> 00:14:39,704
on some freshman bucket list.
382
00:14:39,738 --> 00:14:41,873
? All right, gon' party hard all night ?
383
00:14:41,907 --> 00:14:43,941
What are you taking out of your dress?
384
00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:45,042
A secret.
385
00:14:45,077 --> 00:14:47,145
Don't drink that secret.
386
00:14:48,147 --> 00:14:50,381
Well, I...
387
00:14:50,415 --> 00:14:51,749
am gonna go dance.
388
00:14:51,783 --> 00:14:53,384
Okay.
389
00:14:53,418 --> 00:14:55,987
? Hey, yo, yo,
we 'bout to have a good time ?
390
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:57,955
I'm sorry. I don't get it.
391
00:14:57,990 --> 00:14:59,624
Where is this coming from?
392
00:14:59,658 --> 00:15:00,791
I don't know.
393
00:15:00,826 --> 00:15:02,627
I-I've been feeling like this
for a long time,
394
00:15:02,661 --> 00:15:05,263
and when my boy Jahi
put me on blast like that,
395
00:15:05,297 --> 00:15:08,599
I... panicked, you know?
396
00:15:08,634 --> 00:15:11,903
So, then, you don't see me
like one of the boys?
397
00:15:11,937 --> 00:15:13,738
No! Of course I don't.
398
00:15:13,772 --> 00:15:14,772
I-I see you as somebody
399
00:15:14,806 --> 00:15:17,108
that I-I want to talk to all the time,
400
00:15:17,142 --> 00:15:18,276
be around all the time,
401
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:20,678
and that I haven't been able
to get out of my head
402
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,281
since the day that I met her.
403
00:15:23,315 --> 00:15:25,550
And I don't want to make it weird.
404
00:15:25,584 --> 00:15:27,118
You know, I-I just...
I wanted you to know
405
00:15:27,152 --> 00:15:30,454
that I'm down to make this
a thing if you are.
406
00:15:30,489 --> 00:15:34,225
So just, you know, think about it.
407
00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:36,027
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYS]
408
00:15:40,666 --> 00:15:42,099
Think about it.
409
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:47,672
Okay.
410
00:15:47,706 --> 00:15:48,839
Okay.
411
00:15:50,309 --> 00:15:52,476
Well, uh, good night.
412
00:15:52,511 --> 00:15:54,011
All right.
413
00:15:54,046 --> 00:15:56,948
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
414
00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:02,753
Hi.
415
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:06,457
Oh, God. Luca!
416
00:16:06,491 --> 00:16:09,894
Dude, wait! Luca, please!
417
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,195
God!
418
00:16:14,032 --> 00:16:15,233
[SIGHS]
419
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:17,134
What are you doing here?
420
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,469
You asked me to come here.
421
00:16:18,503 --> 00:16:20,171
Yeah, and... and you said, like,
422
00:16:20,205 --> 00:16:22,373
direct quote,
that this is "hella corny."
423
00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:23,841
It is hella corny.
424
00:16:25,244 --> 00:16:26,611
Okay, then, why are you here?
425
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:28,646
Does it even matter?
You obviously had a backup plan.
426
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,147
No, Luca, it's not like that.
427
00:16:30,182 --> 00:16:31,282
Whatever. Just text me.
428
00:16:31,316 --> 00:16:32,383
No, please!
429
00:16:32,417 --> 00:16:34,819
No more texts,
no more DMs... none of that.
430
00:16:34,853 --> 00:16:37,822
Can we talk right here, face-to-face?
431
00:16:39,224 --> 00:16:41,125
Okay, go. Talk.
432
00:16:43,228 --> 00:16:46,297
Okay. Um... look.
433
00:16:46,331 --> 00:16:49,467
First and foremost,
there was no backup plan.
434
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,503
Dude, you dissed me,
and I-I came here with my girls.
435
00:16:54,072 --> 00:16:56,107
Then, all of a sudden, Aaron shows up
436
00:16:56,141 --> 00:16:57,275
and tells me how he feels,
437
00:16:57,309 --> 00:17:00,077
and... and now... now you're here.
438
00:17:01,546 --> 00:17:03,080
And, you know, before tonight,
439
00:17:03,115 --> 00:17:05,583
I didn't even realize
either of you cared.
440
00:17:05,617 --> 00:17:07,418
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
441
00:17:13,258 --> 00:17:15,293
Well... now you know.
442
00:17:22,401 --> 00:17:23,826
[SIGHS]
443
00:17:23,886 --> 00:17:25,987
? Ride or die, ride or die ?
444
00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:28,189
Oh. There we go. Gotcha.
445
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:29,557
Okay.
446
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:30,691
- W-Wait!
- Excuse us.
447
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:31,692
Where are we going?
448
00:17:31,727 --> 00:17:33,194
We're just gonna get some fresh air.
449
00:17:33,228 --> 00:17:35,930
[SLURRING] No! I don't need fresh air!
450
00:17:35,964 --> 00:17:37,064
Okay. You're drunk.
451
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,101
No! I'm not drunk!
452
00:17:40,135 --> 00:17:41,769
Oh.
453
00:17:41,803 --> 00:17:42,703
You okay?
454
00:17:42,738 --> 00:17:43,838
No?
455
00:17:43,872 --> 00:17:44,805
Okay.
456
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,307
Oh! Oh, my God!
457
00:17:46,341 --> 00:17:48,376
- It's okay.
- Okay.
458
00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:49,477
Oh. Not there.
459
00:17:49,511 --> 00:17:51,245
What... What... What is going on here?
460
00:17:52,314 --> 00:17:54,315
Oh. Hi.
461
00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:55,650
What is going on?
462
00:17:55,684 --> 00:17:56,884
Okay. Nomi...
463
00:17:56,919 --> 00:17:59,053
- Uh-huh?
- ...has Ms. Torres been drinking?
464
00:17:59,087 --> 00:18:00,021
No.
465
00:18:00,055 --> 00:18:02,290
She's just... pregnant.
466
00:18:02,324 --> 00:18:04,458
So if she has been drinking,
467
00:18:04,493 --> 00:18:06,761
I guess we'll all find out
in nine months,
468
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:09,130
which is not funny,
so we should just pray.
469
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:11,699
Okay. Can... Can I just have
my hat back, please?
470
00:18:11,733 --> 00:18:14,202
That's a Frank Sinatra Jr.
by Robinson's. May I...
471
00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:16,537
Mm-hmm.
472
00:18:16,572 --> 00:18:18,706
- ...take this back.
- There we go. Thanks, Uncle Burt.
473
00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:20,875
Thank you, Nomi.
Get her home safely, please.
474
00:18:20,909 --> 00:18:23,277
Have a great dance, Uncle Burt.
475
00:18:24,279 --> 00:18:27,215
[SLURRING] Thank you
for having my back tonight.
476
00:18:27,249 --> 00:18:29,283
It's pretty much the opposite experience
477
00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:30,585
I had with Zoey.
478
00:18:30,619 --> 00:18:33,588
Yeah. I'm a better human being.
479
00:18:33,622 --> 00:18:36,324
I'm sorry if I offended you.
480
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:39,660
I just figured that if there was
anyone to experiment with,
481
00:18:39,695 --> 00:18:42,530
it would be with one of
my beautiful, caring,
482
00:18:42,564 --> 00:18:44,232
and supportive friends.
483
00:18:51,039 --> 00:18:53,341
There. You've lived, bitch.
484
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,610
- [LAUGHS]
- Now go to bed.
485
00:18:55,644 --> 00:18:57,245
Okay.
486
00:18:57,279 --> 00:19:01,282
?
487
00:19:01,316 --> 00:19:03,584
You brushed your teeth
after the vomiting, right?
488
00:19:03,619 --> 00:19:04,385
No.
489
00:19:04,419 --> 00:19:05,653
Cool.
490
00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:08,356
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS,
INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
491
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:09,724
- Hey.
- Hey.
492
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:11,492
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- What are you doing here?
493
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:12,627
Um, just making sure
494
00:19:12,661 --> 00:19:14,629
Ana doesn't choke on her own vomit.
495
00:19:14,663 --> 00:19:16,197
What about you? Where have you been?
496
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:18,099
Why didn't you come back to the dance?
497
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:22,203
Oh, let's just say Drake has
made a real impact on guys.
498
00:19:22,237 --> 00:19:25,706
I know. I mean,
so many pea coats, right?
499
00:19:25,741 --> 00:19:27,141
- No.
- Oh.
500
00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:29,877
No, apparently, both Aaron and Luca
501
00:19:29,911 --> 00:19:32,713
have real feelings for me.
502
00:19:32,748 --> 00:19:35,850
Well, that's, like,
a good thing, though, right?
503
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:39,220
No. Because now I have to
choose between both of them.
504
00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,024
I don't really get you, Zoey.
505
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,558
I mean, were you planning on just
506
00:19:44,593 --> 00:19:46,294
tossing your line out into the water
507
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:48,963
and hoping that just one of 'em
wasn't gonna bite?
508
00:19:50,198 --> 00:19:51,365
Maybe.
509
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:52,767
Is that so awful?
510
00:19:52,801 --> 00:19:55,736
So, then, you were wanting
one of these guys
511
00:19:55,771 --> 00:19:59,640
to basically make your decision for you.
512
00:19:59,675 --> 00:20:00,975
Girl!
513
00:20:01,009 --> 00:20:03,077
But you can't fall into
a relationship with someone
514
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:04,445
by default.
515
00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:05,579
That's the thing.
516
00:20:05,614 --> 00:20:08,516
Nomi, I have real feelings
for both of them.
517
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:10,918
Okay, so, then, stop playing games
518
00:20:10,952 --> 00:20:13,688
and take control.
519
00:20:13,722 --> 00:20:16,357
It's time to make a grown-up decision,
520
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even if that means losing one of them.
521
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ZOEY: It was time for me
to grow up and make a decision,
522
00:20:29,588 --> 00:20:32,089
but that could wait 'til the morning.
523
00:20:32,124 --> 00:20:35,326
My head was spinning, and
I just needed to sleep on it,
524
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and maybe tomorrow things would
feel a lot less complicated.
525
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- ? No diverting it, return to it ?
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
526
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- ? Now we're just a little different ?
- [SIGHING] Okay.
527
00:20:46,004 --> 00:20:47,572
? Than I'm used to it ?
528
00:20:47,606 --> 00:20:51,609
? Let it diffuse a bit, reusin' it ?
529
00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:57,582
? Why do I get stuck when you arrive? ?
530
00:20:57,616 --> 00:20:58,816
Hey.
531
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:02,887
? Why do I get stuck when you arrive? ?
532
00:21:02,911 --> 00:21:04,511
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