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ZOEY: Every generation
is known for something.
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Gen X gave us MTV, "Friends,"
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and the "first black president."
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? We don't believe you
'cause we the people ?
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Millennials gave us reality TV,
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friends, and the real
first black president.
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? ...the same food ?
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? The ramen noodle ?
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And then there's my generation,
Generation Z.
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The iGeneration.
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We're racially diverse,
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sexually diverse...
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ultra socially conscious,
and hypersensitive.
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? All you black folks, you must go ?
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Which is part of why
we love our safe spaces.
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? All you Mexicans, you must go ?
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Safe spaces...
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a place where like-minded kids
can go to be themselves,
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talk, and just relax without the fear
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of being judged, criticized,
or triggered.
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- Come on, I am feeling very judged...
- You just ruined my sign!
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...criticized, and triggered here!
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Sometimes those safe spaces
can feel a little...
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not-so-safe.
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? All you bad folks, you must go ?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?
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? My heart beating so loud ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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So, you're probably wondering
why I look like
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Che Guevara in Timberland heels.
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Well, I, Zoey Johnson, am
getting ready to resist The Man.
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? I'm black, y'all ?
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Hawkins Hall has been a safe space
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for black Cal U students for years,
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but apparently some non-black students
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felt a little threatened
at this party last weekend.
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Eliminate the Blue-Eyed Devils!
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I thought this was just
a regular costume party.
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I worked so hard on this!
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So, complaints were made,
lawsuits were threatened,
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a video of a tooth and toothbrush
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sprinting down campus went viral,
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and now the administration
wants to shut Hawkins down,
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and we are going to protest.
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Now, quick question...
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which one of these bracelets
says "I am hella woke"?
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??
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In the past, my political experience
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was limited to my grandma
going on a hunger strike
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because my dad called Omarosa a bitch.
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Since then, I've tried to stay neutral.
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But this was my kind
of politics... a party.
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? They thinkin' unintelligent,
irrelevant believers ?
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Hawkins Hall was poppin',
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and everyone had come together
to get ready
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for the big protest the next day.
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Ana was on flier duty,
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Jazz and Sky were designing buttons,
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I was helping out with signs,
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and, well, no one was dumb
enough to tell Nomi what to do,
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so she assigned herself her own task.
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Can I interest the lady in a Ros� Parks?
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[DING!]
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This is incredible!
I feel like I'm gearing up
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to got to war... that's also fabulous.
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You know? It's like...
It's just so organized.
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Yeah. Well, you know, protests
are usually organized.
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That's why they're called
"organized protests."
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Yeah, I know. I know.
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'Cause I protest all the time.
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??
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Yeah, don't quote me on this, but
I think I helped Roger Goodell
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stop the NFL from going on strike, so...
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So...
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Wow. You look great.
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- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course.
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- Anything for the culture.
- Ah.
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Not to brag, but I'm basically
Michelle Obama.
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Do you wanna grab tacos
after this? Hang out?
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Uh, yeah. I-I'd be down for that.
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Can I interest the gentleman
in an Ale Sharpton?
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[DING!]
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- Tequila Mockingbird?
- [DING!]
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40 Acres and a Moscow Mule?
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Okay, we told you... you need to stop.
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Yeah, no one wants
an "I Am Not Your Negroni."
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- No one?
- [SIGHS]
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I cannot believe they're trying
to shut us down again.
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This is the second time this year
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people have complained about Hawkins.
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? Freeze, freeze ?
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? So, when the Po-po roll up ?
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- ? They don't have to hold up, homie ?
- ? Freeze ?
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Hey, yo, deejay,
play "[Bleep] tha Police."
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Yeah!
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[CHANTING] Play "[Bleep] tha Police!"
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- Play "[Bleep] the p..."
- Dude! We are the police.
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Oh.
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I just wish they realized how important
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this place was to us, you know?
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Yeah. No, I totally get it.
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Minorities need a place where you can go
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to just be yourself.
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Exactly. Thank you, Ana.
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I wish my people
had a place like this to go.
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- Well, why can't they?
- I don't know.
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This seems like so much work.
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First you gotta get one open,
and then fight to keep it open?
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I don't know. I'm just not
good with big stuff like this.
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I was told my quincea�era
"lacked vision."
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It's easy. A carefully planned protest
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can definitely help you
get your own space, okay?
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First you gotta get
the word out on social media,
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then you get your signatures,
your permits.
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Finally, you gotta find someone
crazy enough to sponsor
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a million-dollar-liability
insurance policy.
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I am Professor Dr. Charles Telphy.
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[DING!]
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Then you got everything you need,
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and no one can shut you down.
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[CHUCKLES] Talk about planning.
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One time, I had to rent a bouncy house
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for my friend's birthday party.
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You'd think you need a permit for that.
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You don't.
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Okay.
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Oh, I almost forgot
the most important thing.
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You need the right slogan, like ours...
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Black Dorms Should Matter.
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We're trending on Twitter right now.
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#BDSM. You might've seen it.
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[CHUCKLES]
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That may not be us.
Guys, we need to change this.
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Aaron, this is so awesome.
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You're, like, legit taking action.
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I mean, most people would just
add some dumb filter
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to their profile picture.
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Well...
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I think the right filter
used at the right time
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can be a very powerful political tool.
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Yeah?
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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But look, black and brown,
we've gotta stick together.
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That's why I'm always down
to help out the Latina cause.
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Oh. Oh, no, no. No, no.
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I'm talking about my other people...
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women on the Right.
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My right or your right?
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No, she's not referring
to a physical person.
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I think she means to the right
of the political spectrum.
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Conservative women.
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Wait, so you want a safe space
for Conservatives?
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Yeah.
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No.
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Forget everything I just told you.
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And your slogan should be
"Get the hell out of here."
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All right?
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Oh, I think they already used
that one for immigration.
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??
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This is my dad and Omarosa
all over again.
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So, our pre-protest party
to keep Hawkins open
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has taken a nasty turn.
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Wait, so you were fine with me
fighting for a Latina safe space,
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- but not one for Conservatives?
- Yeah.
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You don't need a safe space.
Your safe space is Congress.
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- The White House.
- Every Reddit thread.
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- AM radio stations.
- Basically any Cracker Barrel.
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Oh, my God. I love that restaurant.
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AARON: It's, like, why?
Anyway, the point is,
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everywhere I go in America,
I feel like I'm at a NASCAR race.
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So, I actually need a safe space.
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Well, I'm not feeling
very safe right now,
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because the second I said "Conservative"
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- you jumped down my throat!
- Oh, whoa!
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Whoa, hey... hey, guys.
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This "Fight the Parker" sign
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isn't gonna glitter itself, so...
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You know what? I'm sorry.
I just kinda got distracted
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because we're talking about
a group of people
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who think tiki torches
are appropriate protest gear.
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Hey, I am not alt-right.
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And maybe you'd know that
if you bothered to listen to me.
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I am listening to you.
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But how can a Latina woman
even be a Republican?
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Because I believe
in a lot of their policies!
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The policies that oppress black people
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or the ones that oppress poor people?
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Actually, big government
oppresses people,
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and California is the worst.
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Did you guys know that we basically
have no concealed carry here?
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I'm sorry, and that's a... bad thing?
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- Yes.
- I just realized how fun-crazy you are.
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A gun escalates any situation,
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and you wanna arm a bunch of idiots?
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- That... That makes sense.
- Oh, so I'm an idiot now?
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He didn't mean it like that!
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Well, you may not be an idiot,
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but you believe in policies
that are idiotic.
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Okay, and see? This... This right here
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is exactly the reason
why I need a safe space.
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'Cause for some reason
Conservatives are the only group
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that it's okay to openly hate on.
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We're like the most oppressed
group on campus.
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- ALL: Whoa!
- Come on.
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You are not more oppressed
than the black man.
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- That I can promise you.
- Uh, I don't know, dude.
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I don't think anybody is
more oppressed than the gays.
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BOTH: Well...
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And don't even get me started on
my other people... the Jews.
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- Oh, God.
- Here we go.
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My people have dealt
with a lot of oppression!
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Not 300 years of slavery!
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6 million Jews! Hitler!
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BOTH: Slavery!
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Can't all atrocities just get along?
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Look, all I'm saying is if
safe spaces are a good thing,
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why can't my group get one?
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Maybe Ana kinda has a point.
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How do we decide who gets a safe space?
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It's easy, okay? Everyone but her!
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??
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You know what?
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I came here to help, and all
you've done is attack me.
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I'm out.
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??
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So, can we get back to the Jews?
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Okay.
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So, last night had been a bust.
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I didn't get tacos,
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I didn't get enough credit for
my socially conscious outfit,
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and my friends could no longer
stand to be in a room together.
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I needed a break.
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I need to be around beautiful objects.
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Wow. You're here early.
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- Trying to make me look bad?
- You know that's impossible.
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- Nice.
- [CHUCKLES]
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But seriously, what's good?
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You taking something out on that dress?
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Look, I get it...
lace is very two seasons ago,
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but it didn't murder
your family or anything.
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Everybody's arguing about safe spaces.
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- "Safe spaces"?
- Mm-hmm.
253
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No, so quiet for that.
It's such a clich�.
254
00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:10,339
It's, like, we get it.
You have feelings.
255
00:10:10,374 --> 00:10:12,074
Your generation is softer than Drake.
256
00:10:12,109 --> 00:10:14,810
What? Wait. Pause.
Aren't we the same age?
257
00:10:14,846 --> 00:10:16,345
Physically, sure.
258
00:10:16,380 --> 00:10:18,146
Well, I mean, what's so bad
259
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,816
with somebody getting
a safe space if they want one?
260
00:10:20,852 --> 00:10:23,485
All a safe space is is a bunch
of people sitting around
261
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,686
agreeing with each other.
262
00:10:24,721 --> 00:10:26,187
I'm not sure that's what it's about.
263
00:10:26,222 --> 00:10:29,457
- It's a place to go to feel comfortable.
- But that's the thing...
264
00:10:29,493 --> 00:10:33,094
people need to get comfortable
being uncomfortable.
265
00:10:34,263 --> 00:10:37,632
So, is that why you're always trying
to make people uncomfortable?
266
00:10:42,905 --> 00:10:44,605
Oh, you're... you're doing it right now.
267
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:46,272
You're welcome.
268
00:10:46,308 --> 00:10:48,041
[LAUGHS] Okay.
269
00:10:48,076 --> 00:10:49,342
Are you gonna help me?
270
00:10:49,378 --> 00:10:51,077
After talking to Luca,
271
00:10:51,113 --> 00:10:53,881
I started to think maybe he was right.
272
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:55,882
??
273
00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:58,818
My generation was so afraid
of being judged,
274
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,620
criticized, and triggered,
275
00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:02,688
but was it helping us?
276
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:05,892
Maybe we all needed
a little more discomfort.
277
00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:10,329
[PROTESTERS CHANTING SLOGANS IN UNISON]
278
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Save Hawkins Hall!
Black Dorms Should Matter!
279
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- Safe Spaces for One, Safe Spaces for All!
- [STATIC CRACKLES]
280
00:11:16,169 --> 00:11:19,638
DEAN PARKER: Students, please,
let's keep it civil!
281
00:11:19,673 --> 00:11:22,040
Hey, hey! Hey, let me tell you
about my safe space.
282
00:11:22,075 --> 00:11:23,942
My mom's boyfriend
built me a tree house.
283
00:11:23,977 --> 00:11:25,577
It was really just
a few boards nailed...
284
00:11:25,612 --> 00:11:26,978
Was that a diaper?!
285
00:11:27,014 --> 00:11:28,880
Did someone throw a diaper at me?!
286
00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:32,349
Who brings a baby to a protest? Come on!
287
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,885
Guys! Guys, what the hell is going on?
288
00:11:34,921 --> 00:11:37,254
Ana is trying to destroy our protest.
289
00:11:37,289 --> 00:11:38,689
You have no right to be here.
290
00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:40,824
Yes, I do. I've got my permit.
291
00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:42,726
Oh, also, thank you so much
for that advice,
292
00:11:42,762 --> 00:11:44,995
'cause now my slogan
is trending on Twitter.
293
00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:49,198
#YesAllSafeSpaces and #YASS.
294
00:11:49,233 --> 00:11:51,734
What a surprise. You know,
you're profiting off my work.
295
00:11:51,770 --> 00:11:54,037
Historically that's what
Conservatives have always done,
296
00:11:54,072 --> 00:11:55,404
- so you're on the right track. Good job.
- Don't touch me!
297
00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:57,640
Okay, dudes, this...
this is a solvable problem.
298
00:11:57,676 --> 00:12:00,677
Ana, what if you... you did
your protest on a different day?
299
00:12:00,712 --> 00:12:04,046
Look at your girl Zoey
just reaching across the aisle.
300
00:12:04,081 --> 00:12:05,513
Or she can just stop being stupid.
301
00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:09,851
Call me "stupid" one more time.
302
00:12:09,887 --> 00:12:11,753
Happily. You're stupid.
That wasn't hard.
303
00:12:11,789 --> 00:12:13,722
- Okay, you know...
- Okay, that's my sign!
304
00:12:13,757 --> 00:12:15,657
- I worked on it...
- Students, come on! Come on!
305
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,659
- Come on, I am feeling very judged...
- You just ruined my sign!
306
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,628
...criticized, and triggered here!
307
00:12:19,663 --> 00:12:21,295
ZOEY: As Dean Parker tried to keep Ana
308
00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:23,564
from going all Sinaloa on Aaron,
309
00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,400
things were getting out of hand
with the rest of the crowd,
310
00:12:26,435 --> 00:12:29,136
and somehow in our fight to feel safe,
311
00:12:29,171 --> 00:12:31,839
we turned this whole campus into a war.
312
00:12:31,874 --> 00:12:34,976
I have to go home
and change my profile filter.
313
00:12:35,011 --> 00:12:36,310
[SIREN WAILING]
314
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:39,967
I could not be more disappointed.
315
00:12:40,001 --> 00:12:43,834
I fielded 142 complaints
of feelings getting hurt,
316
00:12:43,874 --> 00:12:46,040
including one of my own.
317
00:12:46,076 --> 00:12:47,978
Why was my face on so many signs?
318
00:12:48,024 --> 00:12:49,084
I'm cool.
319
00:12:49,145 --> 00:12:51,411
Also, the campus is littered with trash,
320
00:12:51,447 --> 00:12:55,182
three fires broke out,
and our founder...
321
00:12:55,217 --> 00:12:57,084
What kind of monster would do this?
322
00:12:57,120 --> 00:12:59,787
Maybe we could use
our liability insurance?
323
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,521
Yes, I have looked over these forms.
324
00:13:01,556 --> 00:13:03,823
Interestingly, they're signed
by Professor Telphy,
325
00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:05,158
but this is not his signature.
326
00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:09,095
He signs all his legal documents
as "John Hancock."
327
00:13:09,131 --> 00:13:11,597
Lucky for you, Charlie doesn't
have a Social Security number,
328
00:13:11,633 --> 00:13:14,167
so he should be relieved
of any financial burden.
329
00:13:14,202 --> 00:13:16,136
Legally, he's dead.
330
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:18,503
It's very difficult being his employer.
331
00:13:19,506 --> 00:13:22,741
- So, we're good?
- Oh, not at all. No.
332
00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:25,277
Your voices got in the way
of student safety.
333
00:13:25,312 --> 00:13:28,280
So, no. We're not good.
334
00:13:28,315 --> 00:13:32,151
It was supposed
to be a peaceful protest.
335
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:35,019
All I was asking was for
my cause to be respected.
336
00:13:35,055 --> 00:13:36,754
Get a better cause.
Maybe I'll respect it.
337
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:37,955
You wanna start with me again, bro?!
338
00:13:37,991 --> 00:13:40,191
- Miss Torres, please!
- Sorry.
339
00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:41,659
[SIGHS]
340
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:43,861
I've been through a lot today.
341
00:13:43,897 --> 00:13:46,764
My feelings are hurt,
I'm very emotional,
342
00:13:46,800 --> 00:13:48,343
and I just found out my block is riddled
343
00:13:48,367 --> 00:13:49,967
- with sex offenders.
- I'm sorry.
344
00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:52,769
So I'm gonna settle this
argument once and for all.
345
00:13:52,805 --> 00:13:54,838
They're disbanding Hawkins?!
346
00:13:54,873 --> 00:13:57,040
Well, it's not just Hawkins.
347
00:13:57,076 --> 00:13:59,009
It's the LGBT dorm,
348
00:13:59,044 --> 00:14:02,390
the international dorm,
the athletic dorm.
349
00:14:02,437 --> 00:14:04,971
They all have to be neutral now.
350
00:14:05,006 --> 00:14:06,973
This is so messed up!
351
00:14:07,008 --> 00:14:08,441
Okay, Zoey, you...
you have to believe me.
352
00:14:08,476 --> 00:14:10,608
This isn't what I wanted at all.
353
00:14:10,644 --> 00:14:12,978
Yeah, but it happened.
354
00:14:13,013 --> 00:14:16,214
Ana, you incited
an actual, physical riot.
355
00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:20,485
Uh, I was exercising my right
to free speech.
356
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,921
Can you please stop spouting
these political buzzwords?
357
00:14:22,957 --> 00:14:25,824
I'm trying to tell you
that real people got hurt.
358
00:14:25,859 --> 00:14:29,360
Real people get hurt when
they don't have their rights.
359
00:14:29,395 --> 00:14:33,431
My grandpa has been in jail
in Cuba for five years now
360
00:14:33,466 --> 00:14:37,268
because he said one thing
the government didn't like.
361
00:14:37,303 --> 00:14:40,737
So, don't tell me that "free
speech" is just some buzzword
362
00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:43,639
because it is everything
when you don't have it.
363
00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,476
??
364
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,211
God, I'm... I'm sorry.
365
00:14:49,848 --> 00:14:51,181
I had no idea.
366
00:14:51,216 --> 00:14:53,816
No, because you guys judge me
367
00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:56,286
before I can even finish a thought.
368
00:14:56,321 --> 00:14:58,721
You all assume that I'm just some idiot.
369
00:14:58,756 --> 00:15:02,524
I'm sorry, and I don't think
of you as some idiot.
370
00:15:02,559 --> 00:15:04,526
I mean, for starters,
371
00:15:04,561 --> 00:15:07,363
you do have incredible taste in friends.
372
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,233
[LAUGHS] What?
373
00:15:11,268 --> 00:15:12,501
I just wanna say, I'm...
374
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:15,371
I'm listening if you wanna
finish that thought.
375
00:15:16,907 --> 00:15:19,740
You really wanna talk politics with me?
376
00:15:21,211 --> 00:15:22,910
How much ice cream do we have?
377
00:15:22,945 --> 00:15:26,514
? Where are your colors? ?
378
00:15:26,549 --> 00:15:27,915
? Ooh ?
379
00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,417
The more I listened to Ana
380
00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:32,086
and how passionate she was
about her beliefs,
381
00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:35,489
the more I realized things
weren't always black and white.
382
00:15:35,524 --> 00:15:37,790
She's a Republican
who believes in gay rights
383
00:15:37,826 --> 00:15:39,159
and climate change.
384
00:15:39,194 --> 00:15:42,629
She had some crazy ideas
about e-mail servers...
385
00:15:42,664 --> 00:15:45,165
but we had a lot more in common
than I thought.
386
00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,834
All I needed was for Aaron
to see that, too.
387
00:15:47,869 --> 00:15:49,503
- Hell, no!
- I just think
388
00:15:49,538 --> 00:15:51,137
if you talked to Ana
and really listened to her,
389
00:15:51,172 --> 00:15:53,439
then you'd understand
where she's coming from.
390
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,007
Do you understand where I'm coming from?
391
00:15:55,043 --> 00:15:57,076
Well, I mean, I want to. I think I do.
392
00:15:58,079 --> 00:16:00,479
Do you know
the black population at Cal U?
393
00:16:00,515 --> 00:16:02,881
Yeah, it's 75% of my friends,
so that'd be like...
394
00:16:03,884 --> 00:16:06,085
...73%?
395
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:08,920
It's 4%, Zoey. 4%.
396
00:16:08,955 --> 00:16:10,655
Do you know that there were
two weeks last year
397
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,790
where I didn't see any black people
except for on "The Walking Dead"?
398
00:16:12,815 --> 00:16:14,051
Until they got killed
399
00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:16,215
- by the white guy with the crossbow.
- Daryl.
400
00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:19,030
But this was the only place
on campus I could go
401
00:16:19,066 --> 00:16:22,633
and be around black people
and celebrate our culture.
402
00:16:22,669 --> 00:16:24,536
You know, it wasn't just
to voice my opinion.
403
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:26,703
It was more than that,
and now the whole...
404
00:16:26,738 --> 00:16:28,572
- the whole thing is wrecked.
- I'm sorry.
405
00:16:28,607 --> 00:16:30,040
And I know Ana feels terrible,
406
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,776
but, I mean, she's kinda
in the same position now, too.
407
00:16:32,811 --> 00:16:35,546
We are not in the same position.
Please, let's be clear on that.
408
00:16:35,581 --> 00:16:39,716
N-N-No one knows Ana's political
views until she states them.
409
00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:43,319
As for me, I am black the minute
that I walk into a room.
410
00:16:43,354 --> 00:16:45,020
So are you. Why are you not
more angry about this?
411
00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:47,223
God, I am angry!
But it's not that simple.
412
00:16:47,258 --> 00:16:49,925
Yes, it is that simple. Clearly.
413
00:16:49,961 --> 00:16:51,727
You're just a shallow girl
from Sherman Oaks...
414
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,111
- What?
- ...who doesn't care about anybody
415
00:16:53,135 --> 00:16:54,431
...with real problems,
416
00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:56,932
so she stands back and allows
herself to be complacent in shit
417
00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:58,834
that could really hurt people.
418
00:17:00,070 --> 00:17:01,303
[CLICKS TONGUE]
419
00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:06,741
??
420
00:17:09,379 --> 00:17:16,183
??
421
00:17:16,219 --> 00:17:18,419
? Yo, this is audio crack-cocaine ?
422
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,354
? Novocaine numbing brains ?
423
00:17:20,389 --> 00:17:21,855
Ana.
424
00:17:21,890 --> 00:17:23,157
Sit.
425
00:17:23,192 --> 00:17:24,691
? Yellow-back cats with blues,
call it hatred ?
426
00:17:24,727 --> 00:17:26,560
- You sure that's a good idea?
- Nope.
427
00:17:26,596 --> 00:17:28,429
- Why not?
- Yeah, it's been a slow day.
428
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,498
- I wanna see a good fight.
- Okay.
429
00:17:30,533 --> 00:17:32,899
- Never mind.
- Come on. Please?
430
00:17:32,935 --> 00:17:34,100
For me.
431
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,901
??
432
00:17:35,937 --> 00:17:38,104
Why? So you can just pull up
another fence to sit on?
433
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,772
Hey, guess what? I have my own opinion,
434
00:17:39,807 --> 00:17:41,807
and it's not just some co-opted belief
435
00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:44,210
from the last Ta-Nehisi Coates
article I read, okay?
436
00:17:44,246 --> 00:17:45,411
And even if you don't agree with it
437
00:17:45,447 --> 00:17:47,514
doesn't make it any less valid.
438
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,815
Dude, you aren't
the only one here who cares.
439
00:17:49,851 --> 00:17:52,284
And, you know, maybe if you weren't
so in love with your own voice,
440
00:17:52,319 --> 00:17:54,186
- you'd still have a dorm.
- BOTH: Ooh!
441
00:17:54,221 --> 00:17:57,422
Aaron, you are an asshole for
not letting her have an opinion.
442
00:17:57,458 --> 00:17:59,824
And my dear, lovely, sweet roommate,
443
00:17:59,860 --> 00:18:02,394
you are an asshole
for getting Hawkins closed.
444
00:18:03,764 --> 00:18:04,996
I don't have to be here for this, right?
445
00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:07,032
- Sit. We're all assholes.
- Okay.
446
00:18:07,067 --> 00:18:10,368
Look, I know I come off
like I don't stand for anything,
447
00:18:10,403 --> 00:18:11,602
but I do.
448
00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:13,271
I stand for my friends.
449
00:18:13,306 --> 00:18:15,139
And sure, I believe in safe spaces,
450
00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:18,609
but unless everyone has a voice,
none of us have a voice.
451
00:18:18,645 --> 00:18:23,147
So, can we all agree
to just listen to each other?
452
00:18:23,183 --> 00:18:26,783
Can we all agree to just not be
assholes to each other, please?
453
00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:28,718
??
454
00:18:28,753 --> 00:18:29,819
AARON: Yeah.
455
00:18:29,854 --> 00:18:32,155
Okay. Great.
456
00:18:32,191 --> 00:18:33,923
I still have to move into the, uh,
457
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:37,561
substance-free dorm
next quarter, but... it's great.
458
00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:39,962
??
459
00:18:39,998 --> 00:18:41,363
[SIGHS]
460
00:18:41,399 --> 00:18:43,532
And that's why you have to reconsider
461
00:18:43,568 --> 00:18:45,167
closing all the safe spaces.
462
00:18:45,203 --> 00:18:48,337
Because unless everyone has
a voice, no one has a voice.
463
00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:52,107
[SIGHS] No.
464
00:18:52,142 --> 00:18:55,277
Just give it a second
and let it sink in, please?
465
00:18:55,313 --> 00:18:57,213
That's the way
my friends felt at first, too.
466
00:18:57,248 --> 00:18:59,280
Miss Johnson, I...
467
00:18:59,316 --> 00:19:01,516
really appreciate
that you consider me a friend,
468
00:19:01,551 --> 00:19:05,886
but these spaces are making
everyone on campus uncomfortable.
469
00:19:05,922 --> 00:19:08,489
Well, you know,
a wise person once told me
470
00:19:08,525 --> 00:19:11,192
that we have to get comfortable
with being uncomfortable.
471
00:19:11,228 --> 00:19:12,993
I mean, that's what college is about.
472
00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:14,596
We should learn from our discomfort.
473
00:19:16,465 --> 00:19:18,865
Okay, Miss Johnson,
let me be very clear.
474
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,500
The reality of this situation is
475
00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,803
these groups cannot find a way
to coexist peacefully.
476
00:19:23,839 --> 00:19:27,674
Well, if I prove to you that
they can, will you reconsider?
477
00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,109
I don't think you're allowed back here.
478
00:19:29,144 --> 00:19:30,444
It's too late.
479
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:36,849
??
480
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,486
? No matter what's going on ?
481
00:19:40,521 --> 00:19:42,988
? Gotta know that we can do better ?
482
00:19:43,023 --> 00:19:46,158
? Everybody got some problems ?
483
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,294
? The only way to solve is together ?
484
00:19:48,329 --> 00:19:49,728
? Feelin' like I'm moving on ?
485
00:19:49,763 --> 00:19:51,663
Impressive.
486
00:19:51,698 --> 00:19:54,466
They do know what "BDSM"
stands for, right?
487
00:19:54,501 --> 00:19:56,701
- I'm honestly not sure.
- Ah.
488
00:19:56,737 --> 00:19:59,504
? Then the only thing left is we ?
489
00:20:03,629 --> 00:20:10,567
??
490
00:20:10,602 --> 00:20:12,379
What?
491
00:20:12,436 --> 00:20:14,603
Nothing.
492
00:20:14,639 --> 00:20:16,272
No, seriously. What?
493
00:20:18,976 --> 00:20:22,344
It's just what you said, and,
uh, what you did for Hawkins.
494
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:26,181
Not too bad for a shallow girl
from Sherman Oaks, huh?
495
00:20:26,216 --> 00:20:28,349
You're definitely more than that.
496
00:20:28,385 --> 00:20:30,017
Thank you.
497
00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:32,754
And when Hawkins is off probation,
498
00:20:32,789 --> 00:20:35,156
we'll throw a party to celebrate, and
you'll be the first one invited.
499
00:20:35,191 --> 00:20:37,958
Oh, great. I'm so flattered.
Just no costumes.
500
00:20:37,994 --> 00:20:41,529
But th... Costume parties
are a basic human right.
501
00:20:41,564 --> 00:20:43,765
Okay, I'm done fighting with you.
502
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:44,750
Thank you.
503
00:20:44,774 --> 00:20:45,916
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504
00:20:45,943 --> 00:20:47,057
- Doesn't mean you win.
- Yes.
505
00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:48,502
- Don't... No, not the smile.
- Yes, it does.
506
00:20:48,537 --> 00:20:50,604
You have something on your face.
Can I please get it?
507
00:20:50,654 --> 00:20:55,204
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