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ZOEY: There is no question
our generation is more open
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than any other generation
that came before it.
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And when it comes to dating,
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it's like we have an open-door policy.
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That's right... in our world,
anybody can get it.
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? So back to what I was saying ?
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We've mixed things up so much
that in 40 years,
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we're gonna have this planet
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looking like a bunch of Jesse Williams.
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But it's not that easy for everybody.
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Online dating sites
like OkCupid and Tinder
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have proven that statistically,
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some groups are more selective
than others.
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? So back to what I was saying ?
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? This could be us, but you're playing ?
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While other groups...
well, they don't do as great.
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[BUZZER RINGS]
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And no group gets less love
than black women.
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In fact, 82% of non-black men
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show some bias against black women.
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? Toss the money in the air, girl ?
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? Watch how your dreams hit the floor ?
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Ain't this a bitch?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?
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? My heart beating so loud ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Ain't turnt up like me ?
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? Nah, y'all ain't turnt up like me ?
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? Ain't turnt up like me ?
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Okay, for real,
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is there something
in the water around here?
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Was there some event,
some movie, some Drake song
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that said black guys should
stop dating black girls?
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Maybe it was those Wendy
Williams vacation photos.
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They were pretty devastating.
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I'm just starting to think
this shit is a problem.
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- Come on.
- It's probably just a slow night.
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- Yeah.
- No, it's a slow semester.
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Facts. In high school, dudes
were always checkin' for us.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, but didn't you go to like
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South Central High?
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I'm just saying that we're at
a primarily white institution.
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There's a much smaller pool
of black guys here.
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Yeah, and some of the pool are gay,
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most of the athletes like white girls,
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and we're left with very few options.
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Who don't seem to be checkin' for us.
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Oh, my God, are you guys telling me
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that you haven't had any action
in six months?
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I mean, we've had some action.
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??
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These Firecracker Salmon rolls
are on point tonight.
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Yeah, this is a really good batch.
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??
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That doesn't make any sense.
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LUCA: You know what else
doesn't make any sense?
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How good the brown bread is.
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Like, why do they even bring out
the sourdough?
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Why don't you guys
just try dating someone
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other than black guys?
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I mean, college is the place
to open up and explore.
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Yeah, I mean, Nomi's
basically been through
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every Olympics-eligible country
since she's been here.
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[LAUGHS] Yeah, it's crazy.
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Can you believe Canada is the hold-out?
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[LAUGHS]
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But why do I have to open up?
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Why should we have to change
what we want?
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- I like what I like.
- Me too.
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That's what I'm saying.
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I mean, I'm all about black girls.
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Don't take this wrong, Nomi,
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but there's no way I could,
like, go there with you.
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Mm. Yeah.
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And hey, Aaron, don't take this wrong,
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but I'd make you wear two condoms.
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Okay. Look, I just could never
imagine not dating a Queen.
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Word? That's how you feel?
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Yeah, that's how I feel.
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But from the way you said that,
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I'm thinking that you feel differently?
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No, I know you love Queens...
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when they're Egyptian, not Nubian.
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??
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You definitely have a type.
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Type? Wait, those weren't
all the same girl?
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- No.
- No.
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I'm not colorstruck, guys. Come on.
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No, dead-ass, all your girls
look like clones.
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Shit is weird.
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I don't have time for weirdos.
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And I also don't have cash,
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so I'll pay you guys back in
retweets. You're welcome.
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- Luca...
- Whoa, hold on, man.
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- They're not all clones!
- Not cool, Luca.
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All right? All those girls
just have mixed parents
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and their hair is long and curly
and they have...
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Oh, my God, am I... am I colorstruck?
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SKY: All we're trying to say is,
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sometimes when we look around campus,
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it feels like we're really
at the bottom of the list.
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- There's a list?
- There's no list.
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BOTH: There's absolutely a list.
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I heard about the list.
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So after weeks of uncertainty
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from relationships and guy drama,
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I finally knew what I wanted...
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to buckle down and focus
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on the things that matter
in life... pockets.
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So, I was thinking for our collection,
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what if we took all of our pockets
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and sewed inspirational quotes
on the inside?
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Like a fortune cookie?
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No.
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Like a fortune pocket.
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[LAUGHS] It's good having you back.
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Thanks.
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You know, you're the only person
who didn't get mad at me
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or tell me I was crazy
during the whole Cash thing.
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It's all good.
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No, it meant a lot.
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It's all part of your journey.
I mean, everybody has one...
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like that braided belt
you keep trying to make work.
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Wh... Okay, I thought you liked it.
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How could you think that?
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??
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I mean, seriously, I don't know
what I'm giving off
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for you to think I like that belt.
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I might be sending the complete
wrong signal to people
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and I don't even know.
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You know what? You might be.
Not important.
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What's important is this sweater.
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I know, the sweater...
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Um... but do you want to hit
"Black Panther" real quick?
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I want to hit this sweater.
Our collection is due.
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Yeah, but the next showing's
in 15 minutes.
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We can make it if we leave now.
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15?
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It's supposed to be fire.
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And I heard Michael B. Jordan
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wears his dreads to the side like I do.
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Well, then I guess we have to
see "who wore it best."
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Why you trying to hurt me?
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??
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, so white girls hold the top spot,
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but white girls with an accent
are above them.
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Exactly.
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Your Kylie Jenners
and Minka Kellys are number one.
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But give them girls some broken English
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and they turn into...
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Gal Gadot.
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Mm, she is Wonder Woman for a reason.
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Mm, she's bad.
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Okay, then you have your exotic chicks.
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Those are the girls who constantly get,
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"Girl, what are you mixed with?"
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Yeah, that's Karrueches,
your Chrissy Teigens,
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and your Cassies.
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What about the Latinas?
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Your Cubans. Hello.
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Your Brazilians, your Puerto Rocks...
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Chill out, Rosetta Stone.
You and J.Lo are way up there.
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Okay, this is some BS, all right?
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This list that you're talking about
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does not speak for everyone.
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I'd like to argue that
pop culture says otherwise.
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I mean, you have your athletes'
wives, your rappers' girls,
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and all those A-list actors.
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[DING!]
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I mean, what kind of message
do you think that's sending?
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The message is... we're not it.
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You are for me.
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Black women are at the top of my list.
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There is nothing sexier
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than a strong, independent,
confident woman.
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That's why I'd take
a Teyana Taylor or a Keke Palmer
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over a J.Law any day.
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Okay, Vivek.
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Hey, how's your night going?
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??
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Hey, what's good, mami?
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You down for a little
Telemundo and chill?
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??
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Uh...
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? Hey, DJ, rub it all night long ?
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? Rub it all night long ?
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? Hey, DJ, rub it all night long ?
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You get it now, right?
The list doesn't lie.
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I didn't put myself on the list though.
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No, but your hips, your lips,
and your ass did.
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Everybody's always checking for
the girl who looks black,
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but no one wants the girl
who actually is.
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Which is why everyone's
suddenly getting lip injections
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and ass shots.
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And wearing cornrows and rockin' Timbs.
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Yeah, but do you know
why it's like this?
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Have you ever asked one of these guys?
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No. The fact that we would
even have to ask is crazy.
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It makes it seem like we're the problem.
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Yeah, it's like Malcolm X said,
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"The most disrespected person
in America is the black woman.
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The most unprotected person in
America is the black woman.
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And the most neglected person in
America is the black woman."
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[Bleep] hero.
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Wait, but I put him down on Malcolm X.
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I literally sent him that speech.
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Uh-oh, Aaron's got that
light-skinned look in his eye.
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Huh? I've got a problem.
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- Yeah. [CHUCKLES]
- [EXHALES DEEPLY]
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??
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Tonight has been crazy.
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First we hit up "Black Panther,"
then we went to the skate park.
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Then we hit up the grocery store
for eggs.
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Then we egged the grocery store.
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Finally.
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- LUCA: What's up?
- Hey.
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[CAR BEEPS]
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Hey, Siri, give us directions
back to campus.
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[CAR BEEPS]
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Calculating route.
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[CAR BEEPS]
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Siri, stop playing
and take us to the nearest zoo.
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- [CAR BEEPS]
- Recalculating route.
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What? Dude, no. No more stops.
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We haven't finished our project.
We have to go back.
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Look, this is how I work.
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You're not gonna get inspiration
from sitting inside a classroom.
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You'll get it from
going outside and living.
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So we'll go back after we hit
"Dingos After Dark."
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[CAR BEEPS]
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- Siri, take us to San Diego.
- No...
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Recalculating route.
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Siri, it's me or him.
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I don't understand.
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You really want Siri
to make that choice?
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[SIGHS] I don't.
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She's obviously gonna choose you.
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Can you please have her play Solange?
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Yeah, I got you.
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Siri, play some Daft Punk.
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Coming right up.
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[CAR HORN BLARES]
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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Oh, hi. Sorry.
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This drink isn't right.
255
00:09:34,054 --> 00:09:35,354
Okay. What's wrong with it?
256
00:09:35,389 --> 00:09:36,855
It tastes funny.
257
00:09:36,891 --> 00:09:38,857
Well, what are you looking for?
258
00:09:38,893 --> 00:09:41,693
A drink that doesn't taste funny.
259
00:09:41,728 --> 00:09:44,229
Fine, I'll get you a new one.
260
00:09:44,265 --> 00:09:46,631
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
261
00:09:50,004 --> 00:09:52,203
- What?
- Nothing.
262
00:09:52,238 --> 00:09:53,705
Am I crazy for sending the drink back?
263
00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:55,507
You often send your drink back.
264
00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,675
So, what, am I not supposed to
get what I paid for?
265
00:09:57,711 --> 00:10:01,713
??
266
00:10:01,748 --> 00:10:03,314
Okay, look, I'm just gonna say it.
267
00:10:03,349 --> 00:10:04,749
We're all friends here, right?
268
00:10:04,785 --> 00:10:06,818
We can be honest with each other.
269
00:10:06,853 --> 00:10:10,121
Do you think this might have
something to do with the fact
270
00:10:10,156 --> 00:10:11,522
that black guys are...
271
00:10:11,557 --> 00:10:12,689
Don't!
272
00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:15,659
No, no, Ana, it's fine.
We're all friends.
273
00:10:15,694 --> 00:10:17,028
We're not that close.
274
00:10:17,063 --> 00:10:19,463
You're about to insinuate
that this is why black guys
275
00:10:19,498 --> 00:10:20,998
aren't checkin' for us, aren't you?
276
00:10:21,034 --> 00:10:23,901
See, normally I would
call you a bitch right now,
277
00:10:23,937 --> 00:10:27,805
but since you're questioning
my attitude, I will hold it.
278
00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:31,408
And honestly, Nomi, no one
returns more drinks than you.
279
00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:34,010
[GAGS] Oh my God, taste that.
280
00:10:34,046 --> 00:10:35,546
No, I'm serious, taste it.
281
00:10:35,581 --> 00:10:38,048
I want to record your face
so that I can show you
282
00:10:38,083 --> 00:10:40,350
what it looks like
when you drink dog piss.
283
00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,854
Well, it's like what Jazz said,
I'm paying for a drink.
284
00:10:44,889 --> 00:10:46,622
Should I not get what I paid for?
285
00:10:46,658 --> 00:10:48,825
Exactly. But when you do it,
it's how you act.
286
00:10:48,860 --> 00:10:50,927
And when I do it,
it's how black girls act.
287
00:10:50,963 --> 00:10:54,431
Right. We're difficult, sassy,
full of attitude.
288
00:10:54,466 --> 00:10:58,133
I mean, for me, you're basically
rattling off a club sandwich.
289
00:10:58,169 --> 00:11:00,770
What? I can't do the passive chick.
290
00:11:00,805 --> 00:11:02,805
I see that with my mom and pops.
291
00:11:02,841 --> 00:11:04,740
I need a little bit of danger.
292
00:11:04,776 --> 00:11:08,077
Like, maybe I got to sleep
with one eye open
293
00:11:08,112 --> 00:11:10,813
or wonder if she's gonna throw
a toaster in the shower.
294
00:11:10,849 --> 00:11:14,016
That is sexy as hell to me.
295
00:11:14,051 --> 00:11:17,552
I'm sorry. You just
lost your hero status.
296
00:11:17,588 --> 00:11:19,154
Yeah, where is Aaron?
297
00:11:19,190 --> 00:11:21,256
So... Shukura? I'm saying that right?
298
00:11:21,292 --> 00:11:22,257
Mm-hmm.
299
00:11:22,293 --> 00:11:23,625
Awesome. Where are you from?
300
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:24,626
Cameroon?
301
00:11:24,661 --> 00:11:26,195
Cameroon. Dope.
302
00:11:26,230 --> 00:11:28,797
Dope. No, I've played them on FIFA.
303
00:11:28,832 --> 00:11:30,432
Look, I get it.
304
00:11:30,468 --> 00:11:32,901
I get hit with Jewish
stereotypes all the time.
305
00:11:32,936 --> 00:11:34,035
Like what? You're cheap?
306
00:11:34,070 --> 00:11:36,037
Whoa, that was... that was quick.
307
00:11:36,072 --> 00:11:39,107
Nomi, being called cheap
is not going to stop somebody
308
00:11:39,142 --> 00:11:41,877
from trying to get to know you
or be with you.
309
00:11:41,912 --> 00:11:43,845
And how are we supposed to deal
with that?
310
00:11:43,881 --> 00:11:49,683
??
311
00:11:49,719 --> 00:11:50,784
You ready to work?
312
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:52,320
Yeah, let's go.
313
00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:56,190
??
314
00:11:56,226 --> 00:12:00,628
??
315
00:12:00,663 --> 00:12:01,729
Where is it?
316
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,097
My vape pen? It's charging.
317
00:12:04,133 --> 00:12:05,766
No, our project.
318
00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:06,967
[LAUGHS]
319
00:12:07,003 --> 00:12:08,068
I trashed that.
320
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,803
What?! Why?!
321
00:12:09,839 --> 00:12:11,539
It was garbage.
322
00:12:11,574 --> 00:12:13,407
I can't believe you did this.
Now we're gonna fail.
323
00:12:13,442 --> 00:12:15,308
I didn't come to college
to get good grades.
324
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:17,645
I actually don't know why
I came to college,
325
00:12:17,680 --> 00:12:20,647
but I'm definitely not handing
in anything I'm not feeling.
326
00:12:20,682 --> 00:12:23,350
I am "not feeling"
taking this class again.
327
00:12:23,385 --> 00:12:25,218
I mean, like, what is this?
328
00:12:25,254 --> 00:12:28,021
??
329
00:12:28,057 --> 00:12:29,423
You don't like it?
330
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:32,092
Oh, no, it's... it's great.
331
00:12:34,096 --> 00:12:36,096
Great if you're gonna wrap a body.
332
00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:40,633
I mean, it's old, it's itchy,
and the color is uninspiring.
333
00:12:40,669 --> 00:12:42,969
I know. That's why it's fire.
334
00:12:43,004 --> 00:12:46,573
I'm always gonna pick the things
that people run away from
335
00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:49,308
and look for the things that
people make assumptions about.
336
00:12:49,343 --> 00:12:50,843
Then I make it as fire as I can,
337
00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:53,879
and that's what I call art, so...
338
00:12:53,914 --> 00:12:56,048
[CELLPHONE CLICKING]
339
00:12:56,084 --> 00:12:58,517
[CELLPHONE PLAYING MUSIC]
340
00:12:58,553 --> 00:13:02,121
You hear this music?
341
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:05,491
? I know I dream about her all day ?
342
00:13:05,526 --> 00:13:08,961
? I think about her
with her clothes off ?
343
00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,428
It's too real.
344
00:13:10,464 --> 00:13:13,198
I mean, that's what we need
to show in our work.
345
00:13:13,233 --> 00:13:16,401
The realness always need to
bleed through everything.
346
00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:21,272
? I look for ways to say "I love you" ?
347
00:13:21,308 --> 00:13:26,111
? But I ain't into making love songs ?
348
00:13:26,146 --> 00:13:31,116
? Baby, I'm just rappin' to this LSD ?
349
00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:34,051
??
350
00:13:34,087 --> 00:13:36,787
? Another quarter to the face system ?
351
00:13:36,823 --> 00:13:40,658
? Make no mistakes, it's all
a leap of faith for love ?
352
00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:44,294
? It takes a place
in feelin' that you crave ?
353
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:47,564
? Doin' love, sex, dreams ?
354
00:13:52,615 --> 00:13:54,828
What's up, guys? Uh, this is Shukura.
355
00:13:54,853 --> 00:13:56,252
She's from Cameroon.
356
00:13:56,299 --> 00:13:58,432
Well, I actually grew up in Denver.
357
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:00,927
But she was born in Cameroon...
the motherland, okay?
358
00:14:00,952 --> 00:14:03,614
Birthplace of humanity. Mama Africa.
359
00:14:03,649 --> 00:14:04,914
You know what I'm talking about.
360
00:14:04,939 --> 00:14:06,974
A UN member since 1960, right? Yeah.
361
00:14:07,010 --> 00:14:08,342
- Yeah.
- Uh, where's Luca?
362
00:14:08,377 --> 00:14:09,910
Because he needs to see this.
363
00:14:09,945 --> 00:14:11,712
Is he still here?
He might still be here?
364
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:13,947
Well, I'm gonna go get you
a drink, but when I come back,
365
00:14:13,982 --> 00:14:15,349
can you guys take a picture of us
366
00:14:15,384 --> 00:14:17,651
and send it to Luca and make
sure you hashtag "motherland."
367
00:14:17,687 --> 00:14:19,520
All right? Okay.
368
00:14:19,555 --> 00:14:22,656
He's kidding, right?
369
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:25,258
? Yeah, baby girl,
you know you got the look ?
370
00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:28,161
? Baby girl, you know you got the moves ?
371
00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:29,696
Oh, my gosh.
You've got to be kidding me.
372
00:14:29,732 --> 00:14:30,997
- Get out of here!
- I'm telling you.
373
00:14:31,033 --> 00:14:32,799
Stop wasting your time
with "House of Cards"
374
00:14:32,835 --> 00:14:34,801
- and watch "Ozark."
- Unh-unh!
375
00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:37,270
Okay, no, Jason Bateman is
bullying people without a gun.
376
00:14:37,305 --> 00:14:38,571
No way. Really?
377
00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:41,807
Oh! Oh, hey!
378
00:14:41,843 --> 00:14:44,711
Chad, this is my sister, Sky.
379
00:14:44,746 --> 00:14:47,380
- Sky, this is Chad.
- What's up, Sky?
380
00:14:47,415 --> 00:14:49,515
That's what I'm trying to figure out.
381
00:14:49,551 --> 00:14:51,851
Can I talk to you for a second?
382
00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:53,553
Uh-huh.
383
00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:56,756
So, this is the move now?
384
00:14:56,791 --> 00:14:58,824
You're about to start hooking up
with white dudes?
385
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:00,926
Well, I have no idea
because you just interrupted
386
00:15:00,962 --> 00:15:02,762
when he was about to buy me
a summer ale.
387
00:15:02,797 --> 00:15:05,530
I don't even know what that is.
388
00:15:05,566 --> 00:15:07,767
And I also don't know
why you're trying to act like
389
00:15:07,802 --> 00:15:09,534
all of a sudden you're into white dudes
390
00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,669
when you weren't before.
391
00:15:10,704 --> 00:15:12,671
Well, nobody cares
when black guys do it,
392
00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:14,839
so I don't understand
why you're coming at me
393
00:15:14,875 --> 00:15:16,074
for doing the same thing.
394
00:15:16,109 --> 00:15:19,411
I'm just saying good luck
bringing Chad home to Daddy.
395
00:15:19,446 --> 00:15:21,313
Okay, what are you talking about?
396
00:15:21,348 --> 00:15:23,081
I just met him 10 minutes ago.
397
00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:25,850
He offered to buy me a drink,
and I'm sorry,
398
00:15:25,886 --> 00:15:28,253
but I'm tired of closing myself
off from summer ales
399
00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:30,689
because I don't wanna keep
buying my own mango C�roc.
400
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:35,426
So, if you have a problem with
this, you can go kick rocks.
401
00:15:35,461 --> 00:15:39,898
??
402
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:44,368
??
403
00:15:44,404 --> 00:15:48,872
??
404
00:15:48,908 --> 00:15:53,977
??
405
00:15:54,013 --> 00:15:55,913
Can I ask you a question?
406
00:15:55,948 --> 00:15:58,382
Um, okay?
407
00:15:58,418 --> 00:16:00,451
What's up with you and white girls?
408
00:16:00,486 --> 00:16:02,620
[LAUGHS]
409
00:16:02,655 --> 00:16:04,087
You serious?
410
00:16:04,123 --> 00:16:06,190
Yeah. I've seen you around campus,
411
00:16:06,225 --> 00:16:08,192
and all I ever see you
is with white girls.
412
00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,659
I wanna know why.
413
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:12,095
Okay.
414
00:16:13,699 --> 00:16:15,065
Because I can?
415
00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,266
[SCOFFS]
416
00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:17,534
Wow.
417
00:16:17,569 --> 00:16:18,969
? Party girl ?
418
00:16:19,004 --> 00:16:20,903
? Come on and move it, party girl ?
419
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,806
? Come on out dancing, party girl ?
420
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:24,641
You feelin' it?
421
00:16:24,676 --> 00:16:26,409
Now that's real.
422
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,077
God.
423
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,646
I hate it when he's right
424
00:16:29,681 --> 00:16:32,615
and that he took my braided belt
and made it work.
425
00:16:35,487 --> 00:16:37,786
So...
426
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,989
I owe you an apology.
427
00:16:40,024 --> 00:16:41,958
For what?
428
00:16:41,993 --> 00:16:45,694
Well, you were right.
429
00:16:45,730 --> 00:16:47,864
Hm, that usually happens.
430
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,866
[SCOFFS] No, seriously.
431
00:16:49,901 --> 00:16:51,334
I mean, if it were up to me,
432
00:16:51,369 --> 00:16:53,302
I would've turned in our old collection,
433
00:16:53,338 --> 00:16:56,071
but you pushed us to do better.
434
00:16:56,106 --> 00:16:58,407
That's the thing about you.
435
00:16:58,442 --> 00:17:02,077
Every single time I think
I've got it figured out
436
00:17:02,112 --> 00:17:03,846
and I know what I want,
437
00:17:03,881 --> 00:17:05,881
you help me realize that I don't.
438
00:17:05,916 --> 00:17:07,683
Bet.
439
00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:09,518
I think we have something here.
440
00:17:09,553 --> 00:17:12,620
We definitely have something here.
441
00:17:12,655 --> 00:17:14,655
? You, you, you, you ?
442
00:17:14,691 --> 00:17:16,457
? Oh, you ?
443
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,261
? ...for you ?
444
00:17:27,203 --> 00:17:28,736
What?
445
00:17:28,772 --> 00:17:30,004
No Chad?
446
00:17:34,411 --> 00:17:36,477
You're probably gonna think
I'm trying to be funny,
447
00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,781
but, uh... he has a 6:00 a.m.
rock-climbing class
448
00:17:39,816 --> 00:17:42,049
he has to get up for, so...
449
00:17:42,084 --> 00:17:44,785
I'd be worried if he didn't.
450
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:47,854
[STIFLED LAUGHTER]
451
00:17:47,890 --> 00:17:50,857
[SIGHS]
452
00:17:50,893 --> 00:17:52,960
I'm sorry I came at you like that.
453
00:17:52,995 --> 00:17:55,229
I shouldn't have said all that stuff.
454
00:17:55,264 --> 00:17:57,131
Nobody on campus is gonna care
455
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,599
if you're a black girl
dating a white guy.
456
00:17:59,635 --> 00:18:03,603
It's just... I only wanted you
to do it because you wanted to.
457
00:18:03,639 --> 00:18:05,439
Not because you're settling.
458
00:18:05,474 --> 00:18:08,909
I don't know what I want.
459
00:18:08,944 --> 00:18:11,210
Actually, no, that's not true.
460
00:18:11,246 --> 00:18:13,747
What I want is to have
the same college experience
461
00:18:13,782 --> 00:18:16,249
as Ana or Nomi.
462
00:18:16,284 --> 00:18:18,017
I get it.
463
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,353
I didn't know it'd be like this here.
464
00:18:20,388 --> 00:18:21,654
[CHUCKLES]
465
00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:24,490
But if we were going to college
just to meet guys,
466
00:18:24,525 --> 00:18:26,492
we would've gone to Howard or Clark.
467
00:18:26,527 --> 00:18:27,593
Mm.
468
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,495
This is one experience...
469
00:18:29,530 --> 00:18:32,465
a jacked-up experience, but only one.
470
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,166
Yeah.
471
00:18:34,201 --> 00:18:37,035
Don't let it define us.
472
00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:38,604
??
473
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,172
Come here.
474
00:18:40,207 --> 00:18:42,475
? Whenever you're ready ?
475
00:18:42,510 --> 00:18:45,511
? Whenever you're ready ?
476
00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:48,046
??
477
00:18:48,082 --> 00:18:50,915
? Whenever you're ready ?
478
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:52,384
? Whenever you're ready ?
479
00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:53,852
Hey, can I talk to you?
480
00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:56,388
Why? Is there a white girl behind us?
481
00:18:56,423 --> 00:18:58,290
[CHUCKLES] You got jokes.
482
00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:01,159
Look, I've been thinking about
what you asked me last night,
483
00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:03,828
and here's the deal... we're
in college, and I'm single.
484
00:19:03,864 --> 00:19:06,030
It's not that deep.
White girls holla at me.
485
00:19:06,065 --> 00:19:09,333
Mexican girls holla at me.
We kick it sometimes.
486
00:19:09,369 --> 00:19:12,203
How is that better than "Because I can"?
487
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,105
I mean, what was I supposed to say?
488
00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,007
Hold on one second.
489
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:18,142
All of it caught me off guard.
490
00:19:18,177 --> 00:19:20,845
I'm in my bag, got a couple drinks.
491
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:23,080
They just played "Mask Off"
for the third time.
492
00:19:23,116 --> 00:19:25,849
And then you come in through
with the interrogation.
493
00:19:25,885 --> 00:19:30,221
Yeah, that's my sister... face
of an angel, heart of an MS-13.
494
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,089
Yeah, I can see she has
that gear in her.
495
00:19:32,125 --> 00:19:35,026
Look, I don't want her
or you or anyone thinking
496
00:19:35,061 --> 00:19:36,527
I don't like black girls
497
00:19:36,562 --> 00:19:38,629
'cause that's just not the real.
498
00:19:38,664 --> 00:19:40,998
I don't know where y'all from,
but I'm from Queens.
499
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:43,400
When I came here,
it was a whole new world.
500
00:19:43,435 --> 00:19:46,703
Everybody's so open,
so I figured I'd do the same.
501
00:19:46,739 --> 00:19:48,069
Yeah, that's what I keep telling her.
502
00:19:48,094 --> 00:19:50,607
It's not so bad to open up.
503
00:19:50,643 --> 00:19:52,843
Yeah. I'm Doug, by the way.
504
00:19:52,878 --> 00:19:55,745
I'm Jazz.
505
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:59,549
??
506
00:19:59,584 --> 00:20:01,317
I'ma go to class.
507
00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:04,954
Take good notes, girl.
508
00:20:04,989 --> 00:20:10,126
So, Doug, you don't happen to
rock climb, do you?
509
00:20:10,162 --> 00:20:12,127
Nah, these are Air Max 97s.
510
00:20:12,163 --> 00:20:13,295
I see.
511
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,364
- I can't do that with these.
- I feel you.
512
00:20:17,947 --> 00:20:19,899
Dude, I hate to admit it,
but Luca was right.
513
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,614
I have a clear preference
for light-skinned girls.
514
00:20:22,647 --> 00:20:24,507
I... This is not a good look.
515
00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:27,725
Whoa. Who's that? She is by far
the star of the show.
516
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:29,699
Dude, fall back. That's my mom.
517
00:20:29,734 --> 00:20:30,967
Okay?
518
00:20:31,002 --> 00:20:32,735
Yo, wait a minute.
519
00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:36,004
Huh?
520
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,640
What?
521
00:20:37,675 --> 00:20:39,208
What?
522
00:20:39,243 --> 00:20:41,443
You don't have a thing
for light-skinned girls.
523
00:20:41,479 --> 00:20:43,912
You have a thing for your mom.
524
00:20:43,947 --> 00:20:45,080
Huh?
525
00:20:45,115 --> 00:20:46,882
So, is your dad still
in the picture or...
526
00:20:46,906 --> 00:20:51,906
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