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ZOEY: College is a minefield.
There's so much to juggle.
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Classes, homework,
and parties, obviously.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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? Yo, I came in the game ?
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A wise man once told me
that to balance it all,
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everyone has their thing.
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I didn't know what he was
talking about at the time,
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but it was so true.
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[LIGHTER FLICKS, INHALING]
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For college kids who like to party,
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the baseline is beer, weed,
questionable Jell-O shots.
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- [DINGING]
- Then it gets interesting.
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You've got your pill poppers.
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- They love their Oxy,
- [DINGING]
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- their Vico, their Norco.
- [DINGING]
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You know, girls raised by their nannies
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who hate themselves as much
as the calories in alcohol.
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Then there's people who
do Molly, poppers, coke...
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[SNIFFING]
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My thing? I dabble.
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I like a nice buzz, but I don't
get, like, White-girl wasted.
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But the tricky part to having a thing
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was knowing how to balance it all,
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and I hadn't been doing so well.
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- [ALARM BLARING]
- [SIGHS]
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[Bleep]
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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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? Learn something new every day ?
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? I don't know know,
so I'ma feel my way ?
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? Got the weight of the world on me ?
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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?
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? Watch out world, I'm grown now ?
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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?
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? My heart beating so loud ?
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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?
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? I'm grown ?
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[ALARM BLARING]
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Ana, why didn't you wake me up?
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I missed class!
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Oh, hey.
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What's good with your roommate?
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- [RETCHING]
- Oh, no!
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Zoey! Where are you going?
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I don't know.
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You missed our class.
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Yeah.
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Don't worry though. I got you covered.
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Told the professor you were
getting an abortion.
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Wait, what? Why would you do that?
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I'm already stressed as is.
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How about, "Thank you, Luca"?
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Okay? You need to loosen up.
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Let me get you right.
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You know that's not my thing.
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Well, you got to find your thing,
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'cause whatever your thing is
dead-ass isn't working.
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And you also literally
have your pants on backwards.
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Well, smoking weed at 11:00 AM
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isn't gonna solve my problems.
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What's, like, good with you?
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Like, when I first met you,
I really vibed with you.
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You were on some official shit.
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Now you're kind of just, like,
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every other kid running around here.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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It means, like, you act like
you have it all together,
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meanwhile none of us
have it all together.
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You just need to chill out
and medicate your situation.
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I don't have time for this,
so can you go?
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Because I need to turn my pants around
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and make it to my next class.
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Whatever.
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But our project.
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What's good with that? It's due Friday.
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We got to get working on it, so...
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You want to stay up tonight?
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Yeah. No, damn, no, I can't,
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um, because I have
a James Baldwin exhibit thingy.
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Th-That's cool.
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- I-I don't want to go.
- Oh, sucks.
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Well, we could do tomorrow
or the night after that,
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I just can't be pinned down right now.
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Fine. Can you just please
come up with ideas tonight?
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'Cause I don't want to be
behind on this project
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while you're at this James Baldwin thing
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that I'm totally not invited to
and totally don't want to go to.
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Dude, do you want to come?
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Nah, I can't. My mom's in town.
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But you're sweet, though.
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Thanks?
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??
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These are some fun pictures.
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I used to have that hoodie.
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ZOEY: Oh, my God.
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You reek!
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How much weed did you smoke?
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Clearly not enough
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to be at a whack-ass
student photography show.
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If this is
an "experimental art" exhibit,
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then where are all of the dicks?
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This is socially conscious photography
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based on the work of James Baldwin.
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Is it? Or is it just
a bunch of sad photos
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of little Black kids
holding melting ice cream?
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Mm.
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Well, I also saw a couple sad photos
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of tiny Black hands holding onto
chain link fences.
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You did not bring us here
to look at those.
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- Mm?
- You brought us here to look at that.
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[EXHALES]
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Wait, what? What's Aaron doing here?
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Oh, my God. I see him everywhere.
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I know. I think it's 'cause
you're stalking him.
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I'm not stalking him.
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I'm totally stalking him.
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- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
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What's up? How are you?
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Um... Okay.
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Uh, I-I kind of helped
set this whole thing up.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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I didn't know you were into Baldwin.
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That's pretty deep for a freshman.
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[SCOFFS] Of course.
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And you act like you're so old
yourself, grandpa.
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Just pull out the slippers
and tell us what Y2K was like.
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Oh, wow, okay, I see.
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So you got jokes?
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Look, we're going to Papa K's
after this.
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You should come.
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You heard that, right?
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He just invited me to Papa K's.
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Papa K's, he basically just proposed
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and so, of course my answer is...
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Yeah, we'll see what happens.
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Well, okay, freshmen.
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Maybe I'll see you there.
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NOMI: Maybe he'll see you there?
[LAUGHS]
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I mean, what kind of stalker
would you be
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if you decided to take off the night
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to do the homework
you've been talking about
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for, like, three weeks?
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My God, I'm not a stalker.
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[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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NOMI: This place is packed.
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I don't see anything in here
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worth cracking open a new box of Plan B.
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ZOEY: Guys.
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- Guys.
- Mm-hmm?
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I see Aaron and he sees me.
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Are you guy seeing us
see each other right now?
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- You see that, right?
- Kind of.
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- Ooh, okay.
- Okay.
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- You know, you go.
- Oh! That's my bad.
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- Hey.
- What's up?
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- You made it.
- Yeah.
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Um, grab a table.
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Oh. Anywhere?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, you want me to scooch? I can scooch.
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Hey, you, homeboy.
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Uh, could you scooch or get that to go?
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- It's just a salad.
- I'm begging you to stop.
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I actually see a table open
by the bathrooms.
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Okay. Well, that's where...
that's where we'll be.
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By the bathroom
where all the action happens.
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Tally ho.
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- All right.
- Okay.
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Hey. Hey, I didn't know you
guys were gonna be here.
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Oh. Yeah, well, Aaron invited me.
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BOTH: Us, too!
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Ooh.
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Yeah, he invited a whole
gang of people. Yeah.
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Is there anyone he didn't invite?
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I don't think he invited that guy
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who's fixing the TV over there.
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- Oh, no, he did.
- Oh, he did?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Oh.
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Zoey, I thought you knew that
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this was, like, a group invitation?
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Uh, no.
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He said, "Okay, Freshman.
Maybe I'll see you there."
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- Yeah.
- Freshman.
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That's what he calls me.
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We have cute nicknames for each other.
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Freshman, Sophomore?
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Yeah, but he said freshmen with an "e."
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Not freshman with an "a."
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Okay, freshmen.
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[REWINDING]
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Freshmen.
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Let me grab a round of calzones
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for those Tri-Pis over at table four.
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Tell them V-Digital the Great's
in the building.
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I will not.
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So, the night was a total bust.
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Turns out Aaron wasn't checking for me.
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He was checking for
the entire student body,
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and I still had a ton of work to do.
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I had a fashion project with Luca,
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not to mention a 25-page paper
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on this woman who
I thought was Judge Judy.
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This will change your life.
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[DING!]
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Oh, my God, those are drugs!
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Those are illegal drugs!
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Dude, you want to get me arrested?
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I really hope Aaron didn't see
you offer that to me.
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Zoey, it's just Adderall.
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I know what it is.
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My little brother should be on it.
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My dad, too.
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No, this is what half
the student body is using
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to get their shit done.
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You won't just finish your 25-page paper
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on Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
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you'll actually care about the bitch.
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Okay, Vivek, I'm not taking speed.
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I've gotten this far without it.
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Okay, but you're in college now.
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And the next four years
are probably gonna determine
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your path for the rest of your life.
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But it's cheating.
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It's not cheating
if everyone's doing it.
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Okay. Girls, do you guys cheat?
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- What have you heard?
- We don't do anything.
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Nope, nothing. No steroids.
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- No HGH.
- No creams.
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- No rubs.
- No deer antler spray.
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And definitely not "The Clear."
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BOTH: We keep our bodies clean.
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Wow, I'm so convinced.
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??
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What was that I just took?
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- Addy.
- 10 or 20?
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20.
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Now I'm ready to rock.
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Do you have a paper due or something?
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No, there's a party
in the Hollywood Hills.
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And I'm gonna try and have sex
with Jason Derulo.
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- Oh.
- Whatever.
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The whole pill thing just freaks me out.
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I mean, I feel like it's
a gateway to something awful,
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like having a heart attack or...
or meeting Dr. Drew.
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Or it's a gateway
to just finishing your paper.
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Here.
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Just in case.
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??
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No!
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[DOOR SQUEAKS]
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No.
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No!
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??
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[SNIFFLES]
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Ruth...
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Bader...
259
00:09:39,822 --> 00:09:42,523
Ginsburg.
260
00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:49,930
??
261
00:09:49,965 --> 00:09:51,965
[YAWNS]
262
00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:59,873
??
263
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:02,642
[YAWNS]
264
00:10:02,678 --> 00:10:04,777
??
265
00:10:04,813 --> 00:10:06,313
Oh, man.
266
00:10:09,618 --> 00:10:14,688
??
267
00:10:14,723 --> 00:10:18,325
This was definitely going to be
a one-time thing.
268
00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:22,661
??
269
00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:28,773
So, I popped the little blue study pill,
270
00:10:28,812 --> 00:10:31,179
but I didn't get
what all the fuss was about.
271
00:10:31,233 --> 00:10:34,500
I mean, I didn't feel anything.
272
00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:35,802
- [DING!]
- Until I did.
273
00:10:35,837 --> 00:10:38,204
? Nothing can stop me,
I'm all the way up ?
274
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,274
? All the way up, all the way up ?
275
00:10:41,310 --> 00:10:42,475
? All the way up ?
276
00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,876
? I'm all the way up ?
277
00:10:43,912 --> 00:10:45,378
? I'm all the way up ?
278
00:10:45,414 --> 00:10:47,313
- ? I'm all the way up ?
- The good thing about Adderall
279
00:10:47,348 --> 00:10:51,216
is it gives you hyper focus
on one thing for hours.
280
00:10:51,252 --> 00:10:53,052
? My... run game ?
281
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,420
The bad thing about it is
282
00:10:54,456 --> 00:10:57,790
it gives you hyper focus
on one thing for hours.
283
00:10:57,851 --> 00:11:00,417
I do want to step into fall.
284
00:11:00,453 --> 00:11:02,687
? Shorty, what you want?
Shorty, what you need? ?
285
00:11:02,722 --> 00:11:05,889
? My... run the game, we ain't
never leave, never leave ?
286
00:11:05,924 --> 00:11:08,658
? Countin' up this money, we
ain't never sleep, never sleep ?
287
00:11:08,694 --> 00:11:10,827
? You got V-12, I got 12V ?
288
00:11:10,863 --> 00:11:12,863
? Got bottles, got... got... ?
289
00:11:12,898 --> 00:11:14,231
? I'm all the way up ?
290
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:15,966
? Shorty, what you want?
I got what you need ?
291
00:11:16,002 --> 00:11:17,301
? I'm all the way up ?
292
00:11:18,837 --> 00:11:21,337
Class, you will not succeed
293
00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:23,607
in this Digital Marketing
Strategies course
294
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:28,077
or the world unless you have
a thorough understanding of...
295
00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:30,246
Squatters' rights.
296
00:11:30,281 --> 00:11:32,616
I've been both beneficiary and victim.
297
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,385
Because currently,
there's a Desert Storm veteran
298
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:38,154
who's taken up residence
in the back seat of my sedan.
299
00:11:38,189 --> 00:11:40,789
Normally, as a patriot,
I would honor such a hero,
300
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:42,858
but his once-delightful war stories
301
00:11:42,894 --> 00:11:45,495
are now starting to turn violent.
302
00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:47,063
It's freaking out my lady friend.
303
00:11:47,098 --> 00:11:48,364
Dude!
304
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:51,134
You owe me $3,000.
305
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,003
I spent the entire night
shopping the Semi-Annual Sale,
306
00:11:54,038 --> 00:11:56,572
ultimately made a lot of
full-price choices.
307
00:11:56,607 --> 00:11:58,306
I didn't even finish
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
308
00:11:58,342 --> 00:12:00,108
Aww!
309
00:12:00,144 --> 00:12:03,445
Baby's first Addy spiral!
310
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:08,083
So, the thing that maxed out
my credit card has a name,
311
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,884
and you two didn't think of warning me?
312
00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:11,653
That's my bad, dude.
That one's on V-Didge.
313
00:12:11,688 --> 00:12:14,389
Look, you made a rookie mistake.
314
00:12:14,425 --> 00:12:16,891
Anyway, I mean,
you'll know better next time.
315
00:12:16,927 --> 00:12:18,760
There's not gonna be a next time.
316
00:12:18,795 --> 00:12:20,328
You know what?
I should've listened to myself.
317
00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:24,266
That stuff is not me, and I've
ended up even further behind.
318
00:12:24,301 --> 00:12:25,867
[SIGHS]
319
00:12:25,902 --> 00:12:27,702
- Yo.
- Hey.
320
00:12:27,737 --> 00:12:29,837
- How was your night?
- It was... it was dope.
321
00:12:29,873 --> 00:12:32,073
I wasn't disappointed
by anything about it.
322
00:12:32,108 --> 00:12:35,276
Cool. I, uh... I hope next time
we can talk more.
323
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:38,880
Did you hear that?
324
00:12:38,915 --> 00:12:40,782
"Next time."
325
00:12:40,817 --> 00:12:42,249
First Lieutenant Steve?
326
00:12:42,285 --> 00:12:43,551
It's your boy Charlie.
327
00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:45,486
Are you still living in my car?
328
00:12:45,521 --> 00:12:46,853
Ah, okay.
329
00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:47,955
A couple things.
330
00:12:47,990 --> 00:12:49,990
Number one, did I leave my lights on?
331
00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,758
Please can you turn those off?
Thank you.
332
00:12:51,794 --> 00:12:55,329
Number two, we need to talk.
333
00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:59,232
Wow. You ever not doing "your thing?"
334
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,767
Funerals.
335
00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:02,535
I have too much respect for the dead.
336
00:13:02,571 --> 00:13:03,904
You're gonna do that while we work?
337
00:13:03,939 --> 00:13:05,105
There you go.
338
00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:08,008
Just worrying about what I'm doing.
339
00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:10,243
Like, did you even come up with
any ideas?
340
00:13:10,278 --> 00:13:13,313
Yeah. To, uh... I'll grab...
341
00:13:13,348 --> 00:13:15,015
Grab these pens and...
342
00:13:15,050 --> 00:13:16,416
Exactly.
343
00:13:16,451 --> 00:13:18,918
Instead of firing off shots
and disrespecting the herb,
344
00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:20,620
figure your own shit out.
345
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:24,924
Well, that is amazing.
346
00:13:30,098 --> 00:13:31,731
Now it's amazing.
347
00:13:31,766 --> 00:13:34,333
So, Luca's thing
obviously worked for him,
348
00:13:34,368 --> 00:13:38,270
but I wasn't Luca,
and I was gonna be fine.
349
00:13:38,305 --> 00:13:40,305
[WHISPERING] Oh, my God.
350
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:43,308
[KEYBOARD CLACKING]
351
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:50,449
??
352
00:13:50,484 --> 00:13:57,623
??
353
00:13:58,159 --> 00:14:00,192
Oh, my God.
354
00:14:05,065 --> 00:14:06,197
[SIGHS]
355
00:14:06,232 --> 00:14:07,632
One last time.
356
00:14:07,668 --> 00:14:09,367
Just to get the paper done.
357
00:14:09,402 --> 00:14:17,575
? Billboards bulging
and my blank mind's frying ?
358
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:20,879
And this time, I wasn't
distracted by anything.
359
00:14:20,907 --> 00:14:22,839
I got it all done.
360
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,289
- So.
- Hmm?
361
00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:27,018
- Remember those calzone girls?
- Yeah.
362
00:14:27,043 --> 00:14:29,702
One of them had a sad cousin
in from out of town.
363
00:14:29,771 --> 00:14:31,104
Boom.
364
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:32,490
So did Jason Derulo.
365
00:14:32,531 --> 00:14:34,264
- Boom.
- Hey, guys.
366
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,166
Oh, she lives.
367
00:14:36,202 --> 00:14:38,702
Yeah, and I finished all my work.
368
00:14:38,737 --> 00:14:41,585
That's why I saw you shaking
the vending machines at 4:00 AM?
369
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,207
Oh, my God, you were totally
370
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:45,041
smurfing your ass off, weren't you?
371
00:14:45,083 --> 00:14:46,616
What? No.
372
00:14:46,645 --> 00:14:49,133
I mean, why can't a girl
just get a Payday
373
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,645
and watch the sun rise?
374
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:52,580
Dude, stop. You're better than this.
375
00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:53,714
Really.
376
00:14:53,749 --> 00:14:54,849
Okay.
377
00:14:54,884 --> 00:14:56,050
I took another one.
378
00:14:56,086 --> 00:14:57,986
I mean, you guys saw
how much work I had to do.
379
00:14:58,021 --> 00:14:59,653
Hey, we're on your team, buddy.
380
00:14:59,689 --> 00:15:01,889
Yeah. Why are you making
such a big deal out of this?
381
00:15:01,924 --> 00:15:03,958
Because it's not gonna be my thing.
382
00:15:03,994 --> 00:15:05,360
Who cares if it is?
383
00:15:05,395 --> 00:15:07,027
It's like Smart Water around here.
384
00:15:07,062 --> 00:15:09,964
Listen, I don't have a problem
with other people doing it,
385
00:15:09,999 --> 00:15:11,899
but I don't want to be
reliant on something
386
00:15:11,934 --> 00:15:14,368
just to get by for the next four years.
387
00:15:14,403 --> 00:15:15,803
It was a one-time thing.
388
00:15:15,838 --> 00:15:17,471
I just needed some...
389
00:15:17,507 --> 00:15:19,373
academic steroids.
390
00:15:19,408 --> 00:15:21,742
Got it, cool, whatever.
391
00:15:21,777 --> 00:15:24,011
That's the last time
I give her drugs for free.
392
00:15:24,046 --> 00:15:25,479
[SCOFFS] That's the last time
you need to.
393
00:15:25,514 --> 00:15:26,813
Is that Aaron?
394
00:15:26,848 --> 00:15:27,914
Oh.
395
00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,582
Wait, so you're, like, really, really
396
00:15:29,618 --> 00:15:31,151
doing the stalking thing, huh?
397
00:15:31,186 --> 00:15:33,253
What?
398
00:15:33,288 --> 00:15:34,954
Okay, what?
399
00:15:34,990 --> 00:15:37,391
You know I am, so can you just...
400
00:15:37,426 --> 00:15:38,892
go somewhere else?
401
00:15:38,927 --> 00:15:40,393
Hey, Zoey.
402
00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:42,028
Oh. Tch.
403
00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:43,830
Hey, big guy.
404
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:47,567
Hot start.
405
00:15:47,602 --> 00:15:49,135
Yeah, um, well, I'm about to head out,
406
00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,770
but the BSU is throwing a party
tonight at Hawkins.
407
00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:52,539
You should come through.
408
00:15:52,574 --> 00:15:54,407
Cool. Cool, yeah.
409
00:15:54,442 --> 00:15:56,608
Okay, cool. Hope to see you there.
410
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:01,880
Now, that was a personal invite.
411
00:16:01,916 --> 00:16:03,182
He said...
412
00:16:03,217 --> 00:16:04,450
You should come through.
413
00:16:04,485 --> 00:16:05,751
[REWINDING]
414
00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:07,520
You.
415
00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:09,221
"You."
416
00:16:09,257 --> 00:16:10,689
Which applies to me.
417
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:12,157
It does.
418
00:16:12,192 --> 00:16:14,793
- I'm "you"!
- You are you!
419
00:16:14,828 --> 00:16:16,261
? Yeah, yeah ?
420
00:16:16,296 --> 00:16:17,729
? Here we go, bro, get in the mix ?
421
00:16:17,765 --> 00:16:19,898
? I want to see you pop it like
you a packet of chips ?
422
00:16:19,934 --> 00:16:21,967
? You see the Earth at your
fingertips, infinite ?
423
00:16:22,002 --> 00:16:23,802
Zoey! You made it.
424
00:16:23,837 --> 00:16:25,303
Hey. Nice.
425
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:26,705
You look amazing.
426
00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:28,573
What are those, Zappos?
427
00:16:28,608 --> 00:16:30,475
Sure.
428
00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,842
Damn, I feel like since school started,
429
00:16:31,878 --> 00:16:33,311
we haven't had time to kick it,
but I'm just...
430
00:16:33,346 --> 00:16:34,946
I'm happy that you're here. You know?
431
00:16:34,981 --> 00:16:36,614
Like I said, you look... you look great.
432
00:16:36,649 --> 00:16:40,952
Finally, the moment
I had been waiting for.
433
00:16:40,987 --> 00:16:42,920
You know, Aaron, I know
the past couple weeks
434
00:16:42,956 --> 00:16:44,456
have been hectic,
but I'm really happy that...
435
00:16:44,491 --> 00:16:46,423
[CRASHING]
436
00:16:46,459 --> 00:16:47,858
Whoa, this party's getting crazy.
437
00:16:47,894 --> 00:16:50,061
Um, would you do me a favor
and pass out cups?
438
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,729
- Wait, but I'm wondering...
- Thank you so much.
439
00:16:51,764 --> 00:16:54,098
Hey, don't break that, man.
440
00:16:57,436 --> 00:16:59,070
Oh, my God.
441
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:01,905
I'm a drug addict and the help.
442
00:17:01,940 --> 00:17:03,240
[SIGHS]
443
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,075
Just great.
444
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:09,246
So, after passing out
28 sleeves of Solo cups,
445
00:17:09,281 --> 00:17:11,248
which included the ones I had to get
446
00:17:11,283 --> 00:17:13,484
during my out-of-pocket BevMo run,
447
00:17:13,519 --> 00:17:14,618
I was done.
448
00:17:14,653 --> 00:17:16,353
- Hey, Zoey.
- Oh, hey.
449
00:17:16,388 --> 00:17:17,754
Can we get some cups?
450
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,455
They're saying you're the cup girl.
451
00:17:19,491 --> 00:17:21,491
Oh, my God, they're not seriously
calling me that, right?
452
00:17:21,526 --> 00:17:23,359
No. She cleaned it up.
453
00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:26,529
Actually, they're calling you
the cup bitch.
454
00:17:26,564 --> 00:17:28,932
Why wouldn't they be?
455
00:17:28,967 --> 00:17:30,867
Why wouldn't they be?
456
00:17:30,902 --> 00:17:33,169
That's who I am.
457
00:17:33,204 --> 00:17:35,037
Yo, Zoey. Where you going?
458
00:17:35,072 --> 00:17:36,372
I'm leaving.
459
00:17:36,407 --> 00:17:38,040
Well, look, you know,
I-I just want you to know that
460
00:17:38,075 --> 00:17:39,842
I really appreciate what you did
for me tonight.
461
00:17:39,877 --> 00:17:43,379
Well, it wasn't exactly how I
pictured my night going, so...
462
00:17:43,414 --> 00:17:45,181
Yeah. Um, look, well, I can't...
463
00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:47,316
I can't let you walk home alone, right?
464
00:17:47,352 --> 00:17:50,119
You know? So...
465
00:17:50,155 --> 00:17:51,787
Yo, Mike.
466
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,956
You, uh... you think you can
walk her home?
467
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:55,724
- Uh, yeah, sure.
- Okay, cool.
468
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,192
- [SIGHS]
- Yeah.
469
00:17:57,227 --> 00:18:02,264
??
470
00:18:02,299 --> 00:18:03,899
[CLATTERING]
471
00:18:03,935 --> 00:18:05,068
What the hell?
472
00:18:05,102 --> 00:18:07,136
Sorry. I didn't know you were asleep.
473
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,603
God, Zoey.
474
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:10,272
It's like this every night with you.
475
00:18:10,307 --> 00:18:12,374
Just shut up and go to bed.
476
00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:15,310
You know, it seems like whatever I do,
477
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,944
you're gonna have a problem
with it, so...
478
00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:18,213
I'm sorry.
479
00:18:18,248 --> 00:18:20,448
So you are capable of
saying those words.
480
00:18:20,484 --> 00:18:23,951
Look, Ana,
481
00:18:23,987 --> 00:18:27,388
I have been wanting to apologize
for leaving you at that party,
482
00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:29,157
but every time I try and talk to you,
483
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:30,892
your middle fingers are up.
484
00:18:30,927 --> 00:18:32,526
Ana, leaving you at that party
485
00:18:32,562 --> 00:18:35,396
is quite honestly the worst
thing I have ever done,
486
00:18:35,431 --> 00:18:38,532
so please believe me
when I say I really am sorry.
487
00:18:43,939 --> 00:18:45,072
I don't know.
488
00:18:45,107 --> 00:18:48,442
Ever since I got here,
I just haven't been myself.
489
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:51,378
I don't know. I mean...
490
00:18:51,414 --> 00:18:53,797
This isn't who I am.
491
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:58,790
So that night, Ana and I
talked about everything.
492
00:18:59,121 --> 00:19:02,155
I told her about the pills,
the parties, Aaron.
493
00:19:02,191 --> 00:19:03,790
She told me it was her first time
494
00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:05,658
being this far away from her family
495
00:19:05,694 --> 00:19:07,460
and she hadn't made a single friend.
496
00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:09,295
Honestly, by the time
that we got to the party,
497
00:19:09,331 --> 00:19:11,932
I was just so nervous,
I started drinking,
498
00:19:11,967 --> 00:19:14,367
which I never really did before.
499
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:16,236
Well, except Sunday at mass.
500
00:19:16,271 --> 00:19:18,238
It's the blood of Christ.
501
00:19:18,273 --> 00:19:20,072
Anyway, and that's why I got wasted
502
00:19:20,108 --> 00:19:22,575
and I filled the kiddy pool with vomit.
503
00:19:22,611 --> 00:19:25,077
She was just as messed up as I was.
504
00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,713
Since we'd gotten to college,
505
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:29,582
we'd been caught up worrying
about what other people think.
506
00:19:29,618 --> 00:19:32,651
We were crossing so many lines
we thought we'd never cross
507
00:19:32,686 --> 00:19:34,586
instead of just being ourselves.
508
00:19:34,622 --> 00:19:38,657
? Don't tell me that it looks so easy ?
509
00:19:38,692 --> 00:19:41,861
? To you, to you now ?
510
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:43,829
? Ohhh ?
511
00:19:45,607 --> 00:19:49,817
From now on, I'm gonna do me.
512
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,321
I don't need Aaron.
513
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,925
I do not need Adderall.
514
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:58,195
I'm even done with the partying, too.
515
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,996
You know what I need?
516
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,698
To go to sleep
517
00:20:01,733 --> 00:20:04,968
and not wake up until, like,
the next episode of "Power."
518
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:06,803
- You do that.
- Okay.
519
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,275
[CELLPHONE CHIMES]
520
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:16,227
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