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Previously on Greek:
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Spitter and Pledge Spidey have
successfully stolen the A&M goat!
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Are you trying to seduce me again?
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I hear it's even better the second time.
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Laura, I enjoy our time together,
but I don't wanna hide it.
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- I wanna take it outside the pantry.
- No.
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The minute we fight with KT, you
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help your boyfriend Heath and
his friends humiliate us.
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- That is not what I intended.
- You guys are cool?
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They let me resign to avoid impeachment.
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It's gonna take some time
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to get back in their good
graces, but I'm working on it.
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Thousands of people graduated in May,
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and none of us are owed anything.
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You have to think
short-term as well as long.
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Every time I get rejected
from yet another job,
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- I think about it.
- I can't believe
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I wasted my time trying to help you.
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- Then go!
- Can I buy you a drink?
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- I would love one, professor.
- Call me Simon.
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- What are we doing? What is this?
- It's a fairy tale.
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Wake up, Titans, this is 89.1 FM.
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It's Homecoming Day here at CRU,
and do we have a game for you,
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as the Titans take on the A&M Farmhands!
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To say that these two teams have a past,
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whoa, that's an understatement.
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Kickoff just three hours...
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Touchdown!
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Oh! Hey, Cap.
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Why have we never had a
slumber party at ZBZ before?
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This duvet? Heavenly.
And the bathroom, no mold.
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Please tell me no one saw you.
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Don't worry, I was stealthy.
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And it was only number one.
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- And I wiped the seat.
- Surprisingly thoughtful.
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Ash didn't come home last night.
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Well, she would have gotten quite a show.
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Especially around 3:00, 3:15.
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I didn't know my body bent that way.
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Oh! OK. You've got to get dressed.
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If you get out of here now,
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then Ash will never know we slept together.
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She'll just misinterpret everything
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and think that we're getting back together.
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Would that be such a bad thing?
It's what the people want.
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Cap, I'm so sorry,
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but last night doesn't change things.
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We're still the same people
with the same issues.
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OK. Well, thanks for the
evening of meaningless sex.
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I shall now commence my walk of shame.
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Great, um, but can you make it a leap?
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Thanks.
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- Is this safe? Ah!
- OK.
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Rusty? Rusty.
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- You OK?
- What?
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Looks like you had quite the night.
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- What happened?
- This shirt chafes my nipples.
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What's on your face?
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Man, did Beaver find out
where I hid the markers?
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Well, I either kissed a girl or
gave a clown mouth-to-mouth.
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- You don't remember?
- I blacked out.
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Oh. What the hell?
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Please tell me there were
no clowns at this party.
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No clowns. Just a goat and two heroes.
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Rusty, thanks to that goat,
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I made out with a Titan cheerleader!
A cheerleader!
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Well, she's a base in the pyramid,
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but she's still a solid seven. A seven!
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This totally makes up for missing prom.
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Please. I'm very happy for you.
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Just no loud and sudden movements, OK?
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Rusty, if I smooched a seven,
your girl must have been a ten.
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Rusty, what are you doing out here?
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Just resting my eyes.
What are you doing in here?
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- You don't remember?
- Why?
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Did I do something stupid?
Please tell me I didn't break dance.
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No. Casey and I got in a fight and
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you said I could crash here
while I find my own place.
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- But if that's not OK...
- No, that's OK.
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What was the fight about?
Did you eat in her car?
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- I've been there.
- No.
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Um, just life stuff.
I'll tell you about it later.
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But right now I need to go pack.
So, thanks.
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Oh, my life...
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Hey, Rusty, thanks for the heads
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up that Ashleigh was sleeping on the couch.
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I got up last night to
get a drink of water,
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and she saw my full monty
in the fridge light.
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I'm so sorry.
I was really drunk last night.
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I know. I have the voicemails to prove it.
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- What are you talking about?
- You wanna hear 'em?
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No.
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Hey, Dale, it's R-r-r-rusty!
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I got your goat.
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You get it? 'Cause usually that
phrase is used in situations
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that have nothing to do with goats.
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But this time I've actually got your goat!
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Dale, why are you not at this party?
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You have "Goat" To check it out.
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Enjoy your 15 minutes, Rusty.
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Hey, Calvin, I'd stop and talk,
but I'm making a dramatic exit.
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- What was that about?
- He's upset that I got his goat.
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See? It's funny.
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- What's with the eye wear, Snooki?
- I found these at the house.
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The sun's killing my eyes.
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I think I turned into a vampire last night.
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I don't remember anything.
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But I have this feeling that
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something really good
happened to me last night.
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- And something really bad.
- You wanna veg here,
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uh, watch the game, order a pizza?
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Maybe something will come to you.
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You're not going to the game?
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Well, you know, we haven't
hung out in a while.
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So I thought it might be fun to catch up.
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Come on, you love football games.
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Yeah, but my seats were
with my Omega Chi brothers.
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And I could just use a day
away from fraternity today.
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- You "Goat" it.
- OK, I'm calling it. No more goat jokes.
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You're calling me.
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Hey, Katherine, I am so sorry I am late!
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But I have a really good excuse.
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I was in this half marathon this
morning and this guy ahead of me
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started to have a heart attack
so I had to give him, um, CPR.
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And it just took forever to get a pulse!
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- Katherine?
- Hm?
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Oh, um, I'm so sorry, Casey.
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I'm just a little distracted this
morning with a personal dilemma.
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- You see, I've taken a lover.
- My, how classy.
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I've read enough Victorian
literature to know
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that I cannot afford to be careless
or the next thing you know
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I'll be out on the street
begging for tuppence
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to feed my bastard love child.
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So you and your stable
boy need birth control?
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He's not a stable boy, Casey.
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In fact, he wants to be
a kindergarten teacher.
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Wait. Beaver?
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His given name is Walter, but yes.
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We made a connection
during our night in Rio.
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But do not worry, we
have been using condoms.
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- Yay!
- So many condoms.
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The thing is, I would prefer to
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have a second layer of
defense, one that I control.
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Yeah. So, um, wait, you're
sleeping with Beaver,
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and his name is Walter?
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Casey, can you please stay
focused on the issue at hand?
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All right, all right. Which is...?
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- Birth control pills or the vaginal ring?
- Oh. Wow, the v-word.
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I have a prescriptions for both,
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then I did my research, and
now I need to choose one.
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The pill will regulate my menstrual cycle,
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but with the vaginal ring,
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I do not have to swallow pharmaceuticals.
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Which is fantastic 'cause
I've notice that I recently
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have a horrible kind of a gagging reflex.
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What do you use?
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Well, I was on the pill.
Then when Cappie and I broke up
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I went off it because it
just made me so bloated.
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Better bloated than pregnant.
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Anyway, enough of my prattling.
Shall we dive in?
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Let's get my phone and
let's get out of here.
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All right, all right! Listen up, everybody!
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Last night, this man stole a
goat and made Titan history!
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Hey! No! He's got a hangover.
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It's like going to the
mall with Justin Bieber.
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It is an honor to shake your hand,
my friend. You're a legend.
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A legend? No. What does that even mean?
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- OK. Let's just get your phone.
- Right, right.
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Here you go, man.
You know, you left your coat here, too.
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Oh, thank you. Hey. OK, there's got to be
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some evidence on here of
what happened last night.
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- Who's that?
- I don't know. She looks pretty.
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No, she is blonde and a mouth.
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She could be the good thing
that happened to me last night.
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I woke up with lipstick all over my face.
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I hate to remind you that you
just broke up with Dana,
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but, man, this has rebound
written all over it.
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Remember that green girl from Comic-Con?
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I'm still embarrassed for you.
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This is different. I know
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I kissed the girl of my dreams last night.
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OK, how are we gonna find
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this magical mystery mouth?
We have no clues.
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Not so fast, we have a... flash drive?
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Ooh, maybe she's a Russian spy.
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- Her name's Carol.
- Or a local librarian.
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- We need to talk. - You can't stop
thinking about last night either?
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- I keep replaying it over and over again.
- Me, too.
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- What was your favorite part?
- What?
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No, I'm trying to remember
if we used a condom.
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Let me check.
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Well, I've still got Ol' Yeller.
Looks like we went commando.
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That's what I was afraid of.
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Hey, what's the big deal?
I just got tested, you're on the pill.
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Not anymore.
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Well... I did not know that.
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- Oh, so this is my fault?
- No, you know what?
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Let's take a deep, cleansing breath, OK?
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We don't even know if anything happened...
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- ...in there. - Well, we both know
that I could be pregnant.
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You could be the p-word,
but you're probably not.
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- But I could be.
- But you're probably not.
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OK, you know what?
Forget I even said anything.
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After all, it's my problem, not yours.
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We're 30 minutes away from kickoff
and the name of the game today
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is defense, defense, defense.
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- Yes, how can I help you?
- Hm, where to begin?
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Well, I got into this huge fight
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with my best friend Ashleigh last night...
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- And then you had unprotected sex.
- Yes.
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Not with her... How did you know?
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That's where all these stories end.
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Well, I was hoping that you carry, um,
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that pill you can take, you
know, the morning after.
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The Morning-After Pill?
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I just need 30 bucks and an ID.
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Now, you might experience
some mild side effects:
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- headaches, dizziness, nausea.
- I'm way ahead of you.
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Casey?
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- Katherine?
- You'll be happy to know
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that after our chat this morning,
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I've decided to go on the pill.
Gag reflex be damned.
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So I'm just here to pick
up my prescription.
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- Yay, birth control.
- I know.
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I was just... I was here...
I was just, um...
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Perhaps you'd like me to ring up your
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friend while you finish
testing out reading glasses?
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Oh, yes. Of course.
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Law school is really giving
the ol' peepers a workout.
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Prescription for Parker,
comma, Katherine. With a K.
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- Now, these pills take three weeks...
- To become effective.
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I've read all the literature online,
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I feel well-versed in the side effects.
Thank you.
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- Wow. You're very prepared.
- Well, I'm also not an idiot.
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Like Whitney Houston, I believe
that children are the future.
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It's just a far distant future
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after I've made partner. Am I right, Casey?
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Yes, that is the plan.
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No, and our kids can have play dates.
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- My God, I think my little Anastasia
would love that. - Oh, my God!
241
00:13:03,111 --> 00:13:05,513
- So I'll call you. I'll pencil it in.
- Yes!
242
00:13:07,301 --> 00:13:08,950
Thank you for your help here today.
243
00:13:08,984 --> 00:13:12,386
- I'm gonna have so much fun tonight. Bye!
- Ooh! Bye!
244
00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:14,539
Ok...
245
00:13:17,025 --> 00:13:19,416
Everybody gets one.
And it goes in your mouth,
246
00:13:19,417 --> 00:13:21,028
not the floor or the furniture.
247
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,421
You have five minutes to
248
00:13:24,422 --> 00:13:26,000
go upstairs and get yourself presentable.
249
00:13:26,034 --> 00:13:29,237
Everyone is checked in, and I'm
ready to hand this thing over.
250
00:13:29,271 --> 00:13:32,661
- Hand what over? - We're baby-sitting
faculty kids during the game
251
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:34,546
to score philanthropy points for the house.
252
00:13:34,910 --> 00:13:37,378
Because it's nice and whatever.
Did I forget to tell you?
253
00:13:37,412 --> 00:13:40,171
Yes. But it looks like
you've got it under control,
254
00:13:40,172 --> 00:13:41,849
so here's your pat on the back.
255
00:13:42,246 --> 00:13:44,285
Casey, you of all people should know
256
00:13:44,319 --> 00:13:47,189
that as president, my job
is strategic planning.
257
00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:48,923
Execution is up to the staff.
258
00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:51,615
- You, Dale, Laura.
- I'm not staff,
259
00:13:51,616 --> 00:13:53,209
Rebecca. I'm philanthropy chair.
260
00:13:53,485 --> 00:13:54,573
Right. My bad.
261
00:13:55,931 --> 00:13:59,433
At least you get a paycheck.
Tick-tock, four and a half minutes.
262
00:14:11,036 --> 00:14:12,036
Hello?
263
00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:22,316
Are you Carol?
264
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,562
I'm Tawny. That's Carol.
265
00:14:30,132 --> 00:14:33,100
Yeah. That looks like a Carol.
266
00:14:33,511 --> 00:14:35,855
Goat boy! Life of the party!
267
00:14:36,598 --> 00:14:40,511
- We partied together?
- I was the party photographer.
268
00:14:40,953 --> 00:14:44,141
You really don't remember?
You were in practically every shot.
269
00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:46,828
Everything about last
night was a little hazy.
270
00:14:47,036 --> 00:14:48,766
Including why I have this.
271
00:14:49,307 --> 00:14:53,530
So first you stole the A&M goat,
then you steal my flash drive.
272
00:14:55,575 --> 00:14:58,478
Dude, you're a legend! Wait here.
273
00:14:58,738 --> 00:15:00,885
I wanna take your pic and put
it on my celebrity wall.
274
00:15:01,063 --> 00:15:02,530
Right next to Gary Coleman,
275
00:15:02,957 --> 00:15:04,200
God rest his tiny soul.
276
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,894
So this appears to be a dead end.
277
00:15:10,212 --> 00:15:12,386
What do you say we go back to
your couch and watch the game?
278
00:15:12,387 --> 00:15:15,275
Not so fast. The girl I kissed had
to be at the party last night.
279
00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:18,008
- So was half the university.
- He was the only photographer.
280
00:15:18,009 --> 00:15:19,732
And he just said I'm in almost every pic.
281
00:15:28,223 --> 00:15:30,691
Don't worry, I'm about to leave.
282
00:15:30,726 --> 00:15:33,127
My awesome future awaits.
283
00:15:40,669 --> 00:15:41,787
For someone who wants me gone so bad,
284
00:15:41,788 --> 00:15:43,092
you could at least get out of my way.
285
00:15:44,183 --> 00:15:46,866
- Where are you headed?
- None of your beeswax.
286
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,640
OK, well, just, you know,
287
00:15:49,641 --> 00:15:52,580
don't blame me if someone
steals your InStyle.
288
00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:55,932
Fine, I'm staying over at Rusty's
till I find my own place.
289
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:58,618
Rusty's? Ash, wait.
290
00:15:58,619 --> 00:16:01,160
Case, you really hurt my feelings.
291
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,111
And a simple apology isn't gonna fix this.
292
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:13,467
Well, don't forget your flat iron.
293
00:16:13,502 --> 00:16:16,170
You can't have a serious job
search with frizzy hair.
294
00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,662
That would be great.
OK, I'll be right back.
295
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:53,181
Ash, are you OK?
You look like you're about to fly coach.
296
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:55,351
I'm fine. I just gotta get out of here.
297
00:16:55,525 --> 00:16:57,254
OK, but you're still my
date to the game, right?
298
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:58,738
I'll meet you there.
299
00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:00,964
Ashleigh?
300
00:17:03,193 --> 00:17:05,773
- Professor Segal.
- Come on. I think after last night,
301
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:09,157
- you can call me Simon.
- You look like Beyonce.
302
00:17:09,309 --> 00:17:10,051
Thank you.
303
00:17:11,501 --> 00:17:13,368
That is the best thing that's
happened to me all day.
304
00:17:13,369 --> 00:17:15,282
- Ashleigh, this is my daughter, Hailey.
- Hi.
305
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:18,634
- Hi.
- I'm gonna check out the snack situation.
306
00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,767
OK. I'll be right there, sweetie.
307
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,066
- All right.
- So you have a daughter?
308
00:17:24,741 --> 00:17:26,956
Yeah. I also have an ex-wife.
309
00:17:28,642 --> 00:17:29,994
I thought you graduated.
310
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:33,299
I did. I was just crashing here with Casey.
311
00:17:33,618 --> 00:17:36,435
She's the house mother, and
it's a long, boring story.
312
00:17:36,436 --> 00:17:38,754
I can't imagine there's anything
about you that's boring.
313
00:17:49,731 --> 00:17:52,533
And that's the kick-off.
Hold on to your seats, folks.
314
00:17:52,567 --> 00:17:54,401
Things are just getting started.
315
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:00,613
- Oh, my God.
- It's like watching Bizarro Rusty.
316
00:18:06,681 --> 00:18:09,216
Whoa, wait a minute. Go back.
317
00:18:09,527 --> 00:18:11,816
Deirdre and Jasmine?
If you kissed one of them,
318
00:18:12,102 --> 00:18:14,768
then we need to get you
to Student Health ASAP.
319
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:16,535
Katherine.
320
00:18:19,394 --> 00:18:21,061
I must've kissed Katherine last night.
321
00:18:21,096 --> 00:18:23,464
The Farmhands have come out so strong,
322
00:18:23,498 --> 00:18:26,167
they're already knocking
on the Titan's front door.
323
00:18:27,836 --> 00:18:31,105
- Hey, can I talk to you?
- It's really not a good time, Cap.
324
00:18:31,139 --> 00:18:33,741
- It'll just take a second.
- What is it?
325
00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:36,377
Look, I'm really sorry for
freaking out on you earlier.
326
00:18:36,411 --> 00:18:39,947
- It's no big deal, Cap.
- But if you are...
327
00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:43,817
...the p-word, then we'll
deal with this together.
328
00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:47,822
Really? Because you can't
even say the word.
329
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,507
I'm listening. Yes?
330
00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:56,248
Pregnant! See?
331
00:18:56,464 --> 00:18:58,465
OK. Well, you know what?
Everything's fine, Cap.
332
00:18:58,500 --> 00:19:02,836
- I took the Morning-After Pill.
- Oh, thank God.
333
00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:08,178
What's the Morning-After Pill?
334
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:16,951
I bet you can't count all the
cats in this room over here.
335
00:19:16,952 --> 00:19:19,302
OK, uh, the game has started.
You should just go.
336
00:19:19,303 --> 00:19:22,277
- You sure you're OK?
- I'm hung over, hormonal
337
00:19:22,278 --> 00:19:24,761
and surrounded by screaming
children, so no.
338
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,155
Then let me stay and help.
339
00:19:26,156 --> 00:19:28,068
Our house needs philanthropy
hours, anyways.
340
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:30,346
Thanks, but these kids
need adult supervision.
341
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:31,246
You know what?
I've seen
342
00:19:31,247 --> 00:19:33,172
Adventures In Babysitting, like, 19 times.
343
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,904
OK? I can handle these kids way
344
00:19:34,905 --> 00:19:37,311
better than Elisabeth
Shue handled her career.
345
00:19:37,459 --> 00:19:40,129
OK, fine, just man the
arts and crafts table.
346
00:19:42,220 --> 00:19:43,291
But don't sniff the markers.
347
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:55,929
What a play!
348
00:19:56,074 --> 00:19:58,015
- Oh! Yeah.
- I can't believe he caught that.
349
00:19:58,408 --> 00:20:00,232
Touchdown for the Titans.
350
00:20:00,892 --> 00:20:02,683
Look at how crowded the stands are.
351
00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:04,483
Good thing we're here with all this space.
352
00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:10,711
- Katherine? - No. She must be
in a marathon study session.
353
00:20:11,889 --> 00:20:14,789
So she handed you her virginity
on a silver platter,
354
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,704
and you just sent it back to the kitchen.
355
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,072
Why would she, all of a sudden,
give you a second chance?
356
00:20:20,073 --> 00:20:22,506
Because that goat made me a legend.
357
00:20:22,507 --> 00:20:23,908
Plus, we have so much in common.
358
00:20:23,909 --> 00:20:27,070
We're both smart, we're both
ambitious, we're both...
359
00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:32,523
- ...here.
- Rusty, what a pleasant surprise.
360
00:20:32,524 --> 00:20:34,219
Happy Homecoming to you and your friend.
361
00:20:35,565 --> 00:20:38,099
- What are you doing here?
- If you must know,
362
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,150
I have entered into a consensual
sexual relationship with Walter.
363
00:20:41,151 --> 00:20:43,736
And, in fact, we're spending the
entire day in bed ravishing each other
364
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:46,106
- and I will not be ashamed of it.
- You go, girl.
365
00:20:46,107 --> 00:20:48,277
- Who's Walter?
- Pretty lady!
366
00:20:48,698 --> 00:20:53,402
- Hi. - Should we try pina colada
or black cherry next?
367
00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:56,437
Spitter!
368
00:20:57,025 --> 00:20:59,078
You were drunker than I was last night.
369
00:21:00,655 --> 00:21:02,625
- I'm, uh, thinking cherry.
- OK.
370
00:21:12,482 --> 00:21:13,915
You and, uh, Beaver?
371
00:21:14,609 --> 00:21:15,899
I thought we made out last night.
372
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,320
Actually, it was quite the opposite,
373
00:21:17,321 --> 00:21:18,591
though not for your lack of trying.
374
00:21:19,058 --> 00:21:22,035
I think your exact wording was,
"OK, you can have me now."
375
00:21:25,362 --> 00:21:28,947
OK, I'm sorry, Katherine.
I was really drunk.
376
00:21:28,948 --> 00:21:30,866
I'm just trying to piece
together my evening.
377
00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:34,278
- And, apparently, his dignity.
- Well, if it helps,
378
00:21:34,279 --> 00:21:36,998
I think you left the party
to "Storm the lab."
379
00:21:36,999 --> 00:21:39,342
Storm the lab?
I think you might have misheard me.
380
00:21:39,343 --> 00:21:40,882
You got up on the coffee
table and you said,
381
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,234
"Let's go storm the lab!"
382
00:21:43,444 --> 00:21:45,136
I have someone waiting for me.
383
00:21:50,133 --> 00:21:51,639
I think we found that bad thing.
384
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:02,134
Dear Lord, please give me the
strength to survive this infestation.
385
00:22:02,657 --> 00:22:04,766
Someone spilled grape juice in the kitchen.
386
00:22:04,795 --> 00:22:07,083
We need you on it pronto, Mr. Belvedere.
387
00:22:07,142 --> 00:22:09,366
Why don't you clean it up
with your mop-like hair?
388
00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:12,565
Dale, need I remind you that
I am one of your employers?
389
00:22:12,566 --> 00:22:14,820
I swear, ever since you
started pledging Omega Chi,
390
00:22:14,821 --> 00:22:16,710
you've developed quite an attitude.
391
00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,710
Or maybe you dumped me
because I was a nobody.
392
00:22:18,711 --> 00:22:21,243
And now that I'm a somebody,
it really bothers you.
393
00:22:21,244 --> 00:22:22,577
There are many things that
394
00:22:22,578 --> 00:22:25,318
bother me about you.
That is not one of them.
395
00:22:25,319 --> 00:22:28,697
It must be torture seeing me every day.
The one that got away.
396
00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,697
Oh, it's torture all right.
397
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:36,760
Hey, Dalie! What's the score?
398
00:22:37,154 --> 00:22:38,604
Dale one, Laura zero.
399
00:22:41,011 --> 00:22:42,800
The Farmhands are up, 14-zip.
400
00:22:43,186 --> 00:22:45,407
Damn! I mean, darn it.
401
00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:47,571
Hey, how'd you...?
402
00:22:50,992 --> 00:22:52,380
I wish I'd thought of that.
403
00:22:53,013 --> 00:22:55,978
So I noticed you're friends
with the lady in charge?
404
00:22:55,979 --> 00:22:59,290
That is our current status, I believe.
It's hard to keep track.
405
00:22:59,535 --> 00:23:00,779
They're telling me I can't
406
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,695
climb the rock wall because I'm not 12.
407
00:23:02,828 --> 00:23:04,969
It's flat-out age discrimination.
408
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,644
Maybe you could put in a good word for me?
409
00:23:07,645 --> 00:23:09,717
I don't know. See, we used to date,
410
00:23:09,718 --> 00:23:11,687
and I'm trying to prove to her
that I can be responsible...
411
00:23:11,981 --> 00:23:16,217
Oh, look, I get all my drama
from One Tree Hill, OK?
412
00:23:16,552 --> 00:23:19,737
If you can't help, can you at
least point me to the bathroom?
413
00:23:20,554 --> 00:23:22,737
Yeah, it's upstairs.
I'll get someone to take you.
414
00:23:22,738 --> 00:23:24,727
- I think I can handle it.
- Well,
415
00:23:24,728 --> 00:23:26,662
see, I can't let you go upstairs alone.
416
00:23:26,663 --> 00:23:29,933
- 'Cause that would be irresponsible.
- OK, then you take me.
417
00:23:29,934 --> 00:23:33,845
- That could look bad.
- Dude, I'm not from Perverted Justice.
418
00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:36,844
- You'll wait in the hall.
- Got it.
419
00:23:40,025 --> 00:23:41,890
First down, Titans!
420
00:23:44,250 --> 00:23:47,251
Rebecca, something good happened!
We're bouncing and cheering!
421
00:23:48,449 --> 00:23:52,153
- I don't feel like bouncing.
- Good, 'cause neither do I.
422
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,959
I don't know what bothers me more:
423
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,759
that Evan hasn't texted me
all day, or that I care?
424
00:23:59,352 --> 00:24:00,500
Do you wanna talk about it?
425
00:24:01,329 --> 00:24:03,472
What else is there to say? I'm pathetic.
426
00:24:03,621 --> 00:24:07,179
- No, you're not. - Let's just talk
about you and Casey, OK? Please?
427
00:24:07,724 --> 00:24:10,530
OK. All right.
I don't know what bothers me more:
428
00:24:10,531 --> 00:24:14,136
That I'm so mad at her or that
I can't ask her for advice.
429
00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:15,733
You can ask me instead.
430
00:24:17,815 --> 00:24:21,129
OK. Well, there's this guy... Pedro.
431
00:24:21,763 --> 00:24:23,611
Loving it already. Pedro.
432
00:24:23,871 --> 00:24:25,929
Names have been changed
to protect the innocent.
433
00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:28,777
But all you need to know is
that Pedro is wrong for me.
434
00:24:28,778 --> 00:24:31,110
And yet, I'm just so drawn to him.
435
00:24:31,586 --> 00:24:36,149
But if I pursue it, Casey
may never forgive me.
436
00:24:37,485 --> 00:24:40,137
- Then say no to Pedro.
- But I really like Pedro.
437
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:45,639
- And, in fact, last night we kissed.
- Ash, forget about Pedro.
438
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,377
If he threatens your
relationship with Casey,
439
00:24:47,378 --> 00:24:49,223
he's not worth it. Period.
440
00:24:50,443 --> 00:24:52,710
OK, not what I thought you'd say.
441
00:24:53,792 --> 00:24:55,675
Look, say you go for it with Pedro.
442
00:24:55,676 --> 00:24:57,805
You really decide to let
your guard down with him.
443
00:24:58,099 --> 00:24:59,480
Then, little by little,
444
00:24:59,481 --> 00:25:01,480
you find yourself needing
him more and more.
445
00:25:01,481 --> 00:25:04,158
Then one day you realize
that you love Pedro so much
446
00:25:04,159 --> 00:25:05,813
that the thought of him leaving scares you.
447
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,374
Then he starts pulling away...
448
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,415
Are we still talking about Pedro?
449
00:25:11,583 --> 00:25:13,620
It's a long pass down the field.
450
00:25:16,162 --> 00:25:18,375
Touchdown, Titans!
451
00:25:23,926 --> 00:25:25,449
I can't believe I used my own name.
452
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:31,499
Well, at least the goat is alive.
So no harm, no foul.
453
00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:36,642
The wire is gone. OK, my wire's gone.
454
00:25:36,643 --> 00:25:39,584
OK, just don't panic.
You'll just, you know, build a new one.
455
00:25:39,585 --> 00:25:41,525
Yeah, sure. I just need $100,000
456
00:25:41,526 --> 00:25:42,834
and the last year of my life back.
457
00:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,264
Sarcasm doesn't solve any problems,
458
00:25:44,265 --> 00:25:45,116
All my work is gone.
459
00:25:45,117 --> 00:25:46,769
God, man, I'm gonna get expelled
460
00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:49,336
and end up an electrician
like my bitter Uncle Steve.
461
00:25:52,629 --> 00:25:55,288
Rusty, these aren't
letters, they're numbers.
462
00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:57,731
Oh, God, do you think I changed my ATM pin?
463
00:25:58,122 --> 00:26:01,284
No, I think it's a telephone number.
Call it.
464
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:03,698
Please have my wire.
465
00:26:04,365 --> 00:26:05,912
And be my soul mate.
466
00:26:06,251 --> 00:26:07,845
But just mostly, have the wire.
467
00:26:12,096 --> 00:26:15,216
OK. You scrub that wall, I'm gonna
find out whose phone this is.
468
00:26:16,290 --> 00:26:17,649
Yes, sir, goat man.
469
00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,741
Hey, Little Miss Sunshine,
you about done in there?
470
00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:26,960
The name's Hailey. And don't rush me.
471
00:26:27,344 --> 00:26:30,247
I've never seen this
much makeup in my life!
472
00:26:30,248 --> 00:26:33,726
No, no, no, no, no.
Hailey, that's not your stuff.
473
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:35,927
OK? Just put it down and come on out.
474
00:26:36,222 --> 00:26:38,877
As soon as I finish my smoky eyes.
475
00:26:39,211 --> 00:26:42,266
OK, listen, usually I'm
all about the mischief,
476
00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,627
but this is so not cool.
Don't make me bust down this door!
477
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,572
What's going on?
478
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,556
This little girl locked
herself in the bathroom.
479
00:26:52,454 --> 00:26:55,505
Touch my concealer and I swear
to you I will kill Santa Claus!
480
00:26:57,112 --> 00:26:58,216
Jeez.
481
00:26:59,296 --> 00:27:00,661
The shade has been discontinued.
482
00:27:02,018 --> 00:27:03,661
- What are you two doing?
- Not my fault.
483
00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:07,101
It's a funny story.
484
00:27:08,165 --> 00:27:09,516
This little girl needed
to go to the bathroom.
485
00:27:09,517 --> 00:27:11,812
So I escorted her up here,
486
00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:13,917
and then she locked the door.
487
00:27:13,918 --> 00:27:16,869
And might be overdosing on cosmetics.
488
00:27:18,347 --> 00:27:20,162
Well, these things happen.
489
00:27:20,163 --> 00:27:21,224
We'll just call her parents and
490
00:27:21,225 --> 00:27:22,544
see if they have any advice
on how to get her out.
491
00:27:22,545 --> 00:27:24,841
- What's her name?
- Uh, Hailey.
492
00:27:25,006 --> 00:27:26,835
Hailey, Hailey, Hailey...
493
00:27:28,426 --> 00:27:32,070
Hailey. Hailey Segal.
Oh, my God! Hailey Segal?
494
00:27:32,071 --> 00:27:35,247
What? What happened We were being so calm.
It was nice.
495
00:27:35,248 --> 00:27:37,932
You let my torts professor's daughter
lock herself in the bathroom!
496
00:27:37,933 --> 00:27:39,482
Hey, how was I supposed
to know she'd do that?
497
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:41,295
Oh, I don't know, maybe because
she's an eight year old girl.
498
00:27:41,298 --> 00:27:43,031
- Well...
- Wait. Where'd she go?
499
00:27:44,629 --> 00:27:45,938
Man, she is sneaky.
500
00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:00,274
You were supposed to
keep them under control.
501
00:28:00,877 --> 00:28:02,948
I'm a sorority girl, not SuperNanny.
502
00:28:09,027 --> 00:28:10,951
All right, listen up, you little vermin!
503
00:28:11,150 --> 00:28:12,488
I didn't grow up with your nannies
504
00:28:12,489 --> 00:28:15,206
and your private schools and
your liberal elite ideas.
505
00:28:15,207 --> 00:28:16,572
I grew up on a small farm
506
00:28:16,573 --> 00:28:18,741
in Arkansas where I was
a junior rodeo champ.
507
00:28:18,904 --> 00:28:22,297
So either shut it, or I'll
hog-tie each one of you
508
00:28:22,298 --> 00:28:25,183
in under eight seconds flat.
Now, go get a juice box.
509
00:28:25,184 --> 00:28:26,090
Quietly!
510
00:28:32,727 --> 00:28:34,757
You're totally turned on
right now, aren't you?
511
00:28:35,529 --> 00:28:36,262
I am.
512
00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:39,363
I'm not.
513
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,829
Laura and Dale have corralled
514
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,112
the other kids into one room of the house.
515
00:28:45,625 --> 00:28:47,814
- Any sign of her?
- No, but she couldn't have gotten far.
516
00:28:48,004 --> 00:28:50,072
Unless she's in the back of a van.
517
00:28:50,689 --> 00:28:54,282
Listen. I'm here with you,
we're going to find her, OK?
518
00:28:54,644 --> 00:28:57,766
- OK. - When you guys are done
with your tender moment,
519
00:28:57,767 --> 00:29:00,018
can someone help me down?
520
00:29:00,019 --> 00:29:02,330
Wait, oh! How did you get up there?
521
00:29:02,331 --> 00:29:04,347
Um, where is the safety guy?
522
00:29:04,690 --> 00:29:07,928
Across the street in his
truck listening to the game.
523
00:29:09,387 --> 00:29:10,542
OK. I will go get him.
524
00:29:10,543 --> 00:29:15,012
No, I got it, Case.
OK, Hailey, I want you to let go.
525
00:29:15,232 --> 00:29:18,631
- And I'll catch you.
- Catch me? Are you kidding?
526
00:29:18,632 --> 00:29:20,966
You let me lock myself in the bathroom.
527
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:24,537
- Get me a grownup.
- OK, fine.
528
00:29:25,718 --> 00:29:28,452
- Have fun falling.
- Where...?
529
00:29:30,126 --> 00:29:31,152
OK, fine.
530
00:29:32,128 --> 00:29:33,147
Here I go.
531
00:29:33,703 --> 00:29:36,547
One, two...
532
00:29:38,328 --> 00:29:39,092
...three!
533
00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:47,576
- See? I got you.
- Oh, my gosh! Are you OK?
534
00:29:47,865 --> 00:29:51,410
I'm fine. How did you get
your eyeliner so thin?
535
00:29:54,014 --> 00:29:55,947
Well, it's good to know that you're OK.
536
00:29:58,825 --> 00:30:01,257
This is the address I found in the phone.
537
00:30:01,258 --> 00:30:02,587
We had to bring the goat?
538
00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,321
I couldn't just leave her in the lab.
539
00:30:04,670 --> 00:30:05,535
How do you know it's a her?
540
00:30:09,981 --> 00:30:11,067
Rusty!
541
00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,231
And a goat.
542
00:30:14,741 --> 00:30:17,653
- Please tell me you have my phone.
- Uh, yep, here you go.
543
00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:19,267
Did I leave it in the lab?
544
00:30:19,268 --> 00:30:21,048
We ran out of there so fast last night.
545
00:30:21,435 --> 00:30:24,440
I know, that was crazy. We were running...
546
00:30:27,504 --> 00:30:29,918
You don't remember me, do you?
547
00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:32,565
- Nope, sorry, I don't.
- I'm Calvin.
548
00:30:32,566 --> 00:30:35,095
Ah! Rusty's gay friend. I'm Denise.
549
00:30:35,693 --> 00:30:36,708
You really don't remember me?
550
00:30:37,623 --> 00:30:40,852
- I pierced your nipple.
- Why would you do that?
551
00:30:41,301 --> 00:30:42,481
Well, you asked me to.
552
00:30:42,482 --> 00:30:44,209
You said that wire we
stole was a part of you,
553
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,570
and you wanted it implanted
closest to your heart.
554
00:30:46,571 --> 00:30:50,313
- You pierced my nipple with my wire?
- OK, weird.
555
00:30:50,314 --> 00:30:53,240
We need to find said wire so
Rusty here doesn't get expelled.
556
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:56,791
I tossed it in a dumpster somewhere
along Greek Row last night.
557
00:30:57,629 --> 00:30:59,474
Well, why didn't you just
leave it in my nipple?
558
00:30:59,895 --> 00:31:00,897
We saw that campus cop
559
00:31:00,898 --> 00:31:02,288
and you told me to get rid of the evidence.
560
00:31:02,828 --> 00:31:05,221
Denise, it's been a pleasure.
Rusty, let's go.
561
00:31:06,039 --> 00:31:08,822
Hey, did, uh, we make out, by any chance?
562
00:31:09,277 --> 00:31:13,285
God, no. You look too much
like one of my ex-girlfriends.
563
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,517
Titans have beaten the Farmhands 17-14.
564
00:31:23,975 --> 00:31:25,502
CRU thanks you...
565
00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:31,484
Hi, there. You, uh... You hiding from me?
566
00:31:32,696 --> 00:31:35,296
No. No, I was just...
I was just admiring this girl's hair.
567
00:31:35,528 --> 00:31:38,889
- It's so soft.
- OK. It's because I have a kid.
568
00:31:39,607 --> 00:31:41,457
That totally freaked you out, didn't it?
569
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:44,710
And you're also Casey's professor.
And you're way older than me.
570
00:31:44,975 --> 00:31:47,320
So the daughter was just the
icing on the crazy cake.
571
00:31:47,321 --> 00:31:49,128
OK, first of all, I'm
not way older than you.
572
00:31:49,635 --> 00:31:52,489
You make me sound like I'm Larry King.
573
00:31:53,794 --> 00:31:55,439
Second, you're not my student.
574
00:31:55,914 --> 00:31:57,109
Third, Casey is an adult.
575
00:31:57,110 --> 00:32:00,488
I think she could handle...
you and me dating.
576
00:32:01,791 --> 00:32:05,022
Wait. Who said anything about dating?
We barely know each other.
577
00:32:05,023 --> 00:32:08,882
That's exactly why I want to take you
to dinner. To get to know you.
578
00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:17,004
- Simon.
- Well, think about it.
579
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,896
At the very least, it's a free meal.
580
00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:23,101
Ok.
581
00:32:24,187 --> 00:32:25,314
- Bye.
- Bye.
582
00:32:31,089 --> 00:32:32,905
Let's just tie the goat
to the back of the bus,
583
00:32:32,906 --> 00:32:33,825
then we'll hit the Dumpsters.
584
00:32:34,588 --> 00:32:35,186
Can't wait.
585
00:32:36,511 --> 00:32:38,271
Come on. Thattagirl.
586
00:32:43,921 --> 00:32:47,493
I forgot how to tie a sheepshank?
Some Eagle Scout.
587
00:32:49,512 --> 00:32:51,318
Rusty, we gotta get out
of here, like right now.
588
00:32:52,081 --> 00:32:53,502
Cartwright, is this your new girlfriend?
589
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,555
Shut up, Trip.
590
00:32:57,603 --> 00:32:59,157
Uh, that's a freaky three-way.
591
00:33:03,069 --> 00:33:06,817
- Damn it. I did not need that.
- Don't worry about it.
592
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,609
- They'll get over it.
- No, they won't.
593
00:33:08,610 --> 00:33:11,428
- They're your brothers.
- And they're having serious issues
594
00:33:11,429 --> 00:33:13,388
- with my loyalty.
- You're the most loyal guy I know.
595
00:33:13,389 --> 00:33:14,282
If they can't handle that,
596
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:17,226
- that's their problem.
- No, it's my problem.
597
00:33:17,506 --> 00:33:18,667
Because while you've been out stealing
598
00:33:18,668 --> 00:33:21,063
goats and becoming a hero,
I've become a villain.
599
00:33:21,064 --> 00:33:22,298
And I don't know how to change it.
600
00:33:23,967 --> 00:33:26,703
- Goatboy! Can we get a pic?
- Yeah, sure.
601
00:33:28,525 --> 00:33:31,332
I'll catch you later, Rusty.
Good luck finding that girl.
602
00:33:44,253 --> 00:33:45,366
Here you go.
603
00:33:46,101 --> 00:33:47,673
- Thanks.
- Bye.
604
00:33:50,335 --> 00:33:53,160
- Thank God I'm not pregnant.
- I couldn't agree more.
605
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:56,169
Being a parent sucks.
Let's go back to being kids again.
606
00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:01,496
- See ya, Cap.
- Did I say something wrong?
607
00:34:02,466 --> 00:34:05,399
- I'm just tired.
- Hey, talk to me.
608
00:34:11,033 --> 00:34:13,356
You always get to be the kid.
609
00:34:13,853 --> 00:34:16,339
And that means I always
have to be the adult.
610
00:34:16,340 --> 00:34:18,772
Well, you were pretty kid-like last night.
611
00:34:18,773 --> 00:34:20,149
And we had unprotected sex.
612
00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:25,670
- Listen to me. I sound like a mom.
- No, you sound responsible.
613
00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:28,606
- You push me, and I like it.
- But I don't.
614
00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:31,996
And this is why it won't work between us.
615
00:34:31,997 --> 00:34:35,127
Because one day you'll start
resenting me for pushing.
616
00:34:35,362 --> 00:34:38,381
And then I'll start to resent
you for having to push.
617
00:34:38,382 --> 00:34:41,564
And our whole relationship
will implode, and I just...
618
00:34:43,630 --> 00:34:45,851
I love you too much to let that happen.
619
00:35:13,637 --> 00:35:14,611
Damn it.
620
00:35:18,637 --> 00:35:21,706
- Why are you in our dumpster?
- I don't...
621
00:35:22,293 --> 00:35:24,939
Well, I'm looking for my wire.
622
00:35:25,314 --> 00:35:27,729
- I'm so confused.
- Me, too.
623
00:35:28,535 --> 00:35:31,111
I'm never drinking that much again.
I screwed up big time.
624
00:35:31,112 --> 00:35:34,240
Join the club.
Cappie and I got drunk and...
625
00:35:34,929 --> 00:35:35,493
...studied.
626
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:38,787
Boy, he's really taking the
major thing seriously, huh?
627
00:35:39,359 --> 00:35:42,679
- What are you talking about?
- What are you talking about?
628
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,701
Studying is our euphemism
for sex, remember?
629
00:35:46,782 --> 00:35:48,888
Well, he declared a major: philosophy.
630
00:35:48,889 --> 00:35:50,771
- I don't believe it.
- It's true.
631
00:35:51,176 --> 00:35:53,503
He talked to this rich alum
yesterday about a job.
632
00:35:53,793 --> 00:35:56,713
- He's even taking a 10am class.
- Tuesday/Thursday?
633
00:35:56,714 --> 00:35:59,080
- Monday/Wednesday/Friday.
- Oh, my God!
634
00:35:59,081 --> 00:36:02,006
Calvin said Cappie hasn't
even fallen asleep once.
635
00:36:02,593 --> 00:36:03,688
Well, that was two weeks ago
636
00:36:04,338 --> 00:36:05,919
when I was dealing with the Dana situation.
637
00:36:06,886 --> 00:36:09,415
I said I'd call him back, and I never did.
638
00:36:11,263 --> 00:36:13,192
You kind of went on a little detour there.
But you were saying
639
00:36:13,193 --> 00:36:15,010
about Cappie and major...
640
00:36:18,403 --> 00:36:19,433
My wire!
641
00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:24,453
Well... All right, I gotta go
642
00:36:24,454 --> 00:36:26,476
clean the blood off this
and return it to the lab.
643
00:36:26,477 --> 00:36:27,580
I've gotta run, Case.
644
00:36:33,769 --> 00:36:35,510
Rebecca, listen, before you go in there...
645
00:36:35,511 --> 00:36:36,885
Casey, spare me the lecture.
646
00:36:36,886 --> 00:36:38,736
Chaperoning our events is part of your job.
647
00:36:38,944 --> 00:36:40,659
Plus, I figured it's good practice for you
648
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:42,354
since we all know you'll end
up being a stay-at-home mom.
649
00:36:42,355 --> 00:36:44,234
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
650
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:46,691
OK, good night.
651
00:36:51,074 --> 00:36:52,339
Casey!
652
00:37:05,759 --> 00:37:06,657
Calvin!
653
00:37:14,801 --> 00:37:17,882
- What are you doing here?
- I came to apologize,
654
00:37:18,410 --> 00:37:20,507
but I didn't want to make things
worse by ringing the doorbell.
655
00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:24,146
- Look, Rusty, don't worry about it.
- I want to worry about it.
656
00:37:25,195 --> 00:37:26,056
I haven't been...
657
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,286
I haven't been the best
friend to you recently.
658
00:37:29,500 --> 00:37:32,025
And you said your brothers
question your loyalty,
659
00:37:32,026 --> 00:37:33,362
and I don't want you to question mine.
660
00:37:33,811 --> 00:37:35,007
You've been wrapped up in your own stuff.
661
00:37:35,437 --> 00:37:38,045
- It happens.
- Not to us.
662
00:37:40,563 --> 00:37:43,590
- What's been going on?
- There's nothing you can do.
663
00:37:47,038 --> 00:37:48,054
I can listen.
664
00:37:52,267 --> 00:37:53,968
Cappie, if you're planning on
665
00:37:53,969 --> 00:37:56,433
jumping out and scaring me,
I'm really not in the mood.
666
00:37:59,187 --> 00:38:01,096
Welcome to Cappieland!
667
00:38:01,097 --> 00:38:03,104
Where even the most
frazzled of house mothers
668
00:38:03,261 --> 00:38:06,104
can be a kid for a night. What'll it be?
669
00:38:06,533 --> 00:38:08,271
You wanna test your limits
on the Puke-a-tron?
670
00:38:08,775 --> 00:38:11,909
Or fly to the moon on the Astrorider?
671
00:38:14,178 --> 00:38:16,291
Cap, before all that, Rusty told me...
672
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,922
Not another word, young lady,
673
00:38:19,923 --> 00:38:21,586
or you won't get a piece of pie later.
674
00:38:22,916 --> 00:38:25,838
Now, pick your ride.
675
00:38:29,036 --> 00:38:30,459
I pick the Astrorider.
676
00:38:32,748 --> 00:38:35,743
- 'Cause it sounds naughty.
- Good choice. Come on.
677
00:38:37,573 --> 00:38:40,864
Take a seat. Coming around back.
678
00:38:40,866 --> 00:38:41,932
Here we go.
679
00:38:43,839 --> 00:38:47,347
Ok, let's get some height here.
680
00:38:49,131 --> 00:38:51,007
Oh, yeah, I think this is high enough.
681
00:38:51,008 --> 00:38:52,951
The truth is, I did resent you, Case.
682
00:38:53,653 --> 00:38:55,706
You kept pushing me to
think about the future,
683
00:38:55,707 --> 00:38:57,839
when I just wanted to live in the present.
684
00:38:58,335 --> 00:39:01,136
But then you pushed me so
high, I finally saw it.
685
00:39:02,233 --> 00:39:04,848
- Saw what?
- What my future could look like.
686
00:39:05,753 --> 00:39:08,562
A job I actually like, friends that I love
687
00:39:09,445 --> 00:39:10,847
and the girl of my dreams on my arm.
688
00:39:11,467 --> 00:39:14,413
Cap, this moment could be so much
better if I was on the ground.
689
00:39:14,414 --> 00:39:19,053
Not yet. Right now, just
let go and enjoy this.
690
00:39:19,142 --> 00:39:20,004
I got you.
691
00:39:29,374 --> 00:39:31,368
- My shoe!
- Oh, I got it.
692
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:33,390
- No, it's OK, I got it.
- It's fine, it's right here.
693
00:39:33,391 --> 00:39:36,095
Oh, God, Cappie! Oh, my God!
694
00:39:37,305 --> 00:39:37,878
Cappie!
695
00:39:38,570 --> 00:39:40,734
Are you OK? Are you all right?
696
00:39:42,535 --> 00:39:43,663
Gosh.
697
00:39:44,488 --> 00:39:45,517
Sorry.
698
00:40:05,018 --> 00:40:06,707
- Hey, what's up, Ash?
- Hey.
699
00:40:07,982 --> 00:40:09,363
You look like you're feeling better.
700
00:40:09,364 --> 00:40:10,937
I pieced together most of my evening.
701
00:40:12,271 --> 00:40:13,377
- You did?
- Except I know
702
00:40:13,378 --> 00:40:15,393
something good happened to me last night.
703
00:40:18,754 --> 00:40:22,553
- Maybe some mysteries are never
meant to be solved. - Maybe.
704
00:40:24,889 --> 00:40:26,742
- You look nice.
- Thanks.
705
00:40:27,132 --> 00:40:30,656
I'm heading out on the town.
Lots of victory parties tonight.
706
00:40:31,455 --> 00:40:34,021
- Well, have fun.
- Thanks.
707
00:40:52,354 --> 00:40:55,758
Ash, is that you? I'm really drunk.
708
00:40:57,952 --> 00:40:59,680
I didn't know where else to go.
709
00:41:00,996 --> 00:41:03,430
- Casey and I got in a fight.
- Did you eat in her car?
710
00:41:03,431 --> 00:41:04,492
'Cause I've been there.
711
00:41:06,847 --> 00:41:08,338
I don't know what's wrong with me.
712
00:41:09,044 --> 00:41:10,753
Hey, you were just hungry.
713
00:41:12,086 --> 00:41:13,199
That's all.
714
00:41:14,884 --> 00:41:16,364
I can't get a job.
715
00:41:17,554 --> 00:41:20,194
I have $84 in my bank account.
716
00:41:21,504 --> 00:41:24,695
And then I get in a huge
fight with my best friend.
717
00:41:27,661 --> 00:41:29,003
But on the plus side,
718
00:41:30,336 --> 00:41:35,064
a man who's old enough to be
president bought me a drink.
719
00:41:35,065 --> 00:41:37,849
That's funny 'cause you
were president once of ZBZ.
720
00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,187
The sad thing is I actually
721
00:41:42,188 --> 00:41:45,021
thought maybe this hot old
guy could take care of me.
722
00:41:46,565 --> 00:41:47,991
What is wrong with me?
723
00:41:47,992 --> 00:41:49,333
Nothing is wrong with you at all.
724
00:41:49,334 --> 00:41:51,907
In fact, you are gonna do
amazing things with your life.
725
00:41:54,887 --> 00:41:55,876
How do you know that?
726
00:41:57,816 --> 00:42:01,725
Because... you are a human magnet.
727
00:42:02,814 --> 00:42:03,996
And people are drawn to you.
728
00:42:05,346 --> 00:42:06,395
They are?
729
00:42:09,372 --> 00:42:10,280
Yes.
730
00:42:18,938 --> 00:42:19,778
Nipple!
731
00:42:22,100 --> 00:42:23,445
Um, Rusty, it's late.
732
00:42:23,666 --> 00:42:24,485
Ok.
733
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:28,603
I... And I'm really drunk.
I don't know if you know that.
734
00:42:29,251 --> 00:42:30,293
And I need some air.
735
00:42:34,981 --> 00:42:35,914
Rusty, wait!
736
00:42:38,153 --> 00:42:40,327
You have some lipstick on your...
737
00:42:44,590 --> 00:42:45,386
You got it.
738
00:43:16,287 --> 00:43:17,412
Wow. You,
739
00:43:19,366 --> 00:43:22,370
- You look amazing.
- Oh. Thanks.
740
00:43:23,245 --> 00:43:25,227
- Shall we?
- We shall.
741
00:43:25,427 --> 00:43:35,627
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