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- I know who started the fire.
- I did. But it was an accident.
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- Maybe someday you'll forgive me.
- For burning down my house?
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I'm gonna go before my
Benz turns into a pumpkin.
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Later.
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Sorry to leave you hanging like that.
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At the Fairy Tale Ball.
Maybe I can make it up to you?
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- You mean, like a date?
- Yeah, like a date!
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- What are they doing?
- Dancing.
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- What's that?
- I think it's a joke.
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- I don't think it's funny.
- It's not a joke, and you and I will handle it.
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Hey, look who's home!
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Oh, wait, how many nights in a
row can you spend somewhere else
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before you have to start
calling that place home?
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Well, Cappie can't stay here,
so I'm kind of stuck commuting.
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I just miss our
pre-sleep gossip sessions.
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Last night, I took my
laptop to bed and fell asleep
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reviewing my old status
updates and TMZ videos.
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But isn't it nice having
this whole room to yourself?
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It's officially the
biggest single in the house,
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or in any sorority house in the world.
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- I just miss you!
- Aw...
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- Oh! Oh, oh...
- What? What's wrong?
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- You kind of reek.
- I reek? Of what?
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Um... Oh, stale beer and pepperoni.
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And... feet.
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I smell like the KT
house? I can't even tell.
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- I guess it grows on you.
- That's what I'm afraid of.
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So you didn't shower there?
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No, not when the shower
gets dubbed "the Vomitorium"
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during parties.
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Uh, Ash?
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- Was a boy here? - The All-Greek
Softball Tournament is this weekend.
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Of course! How could I forget?
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It's worth five Blue Ribbon points.
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it's a good chance for me to
meet a hot baseball-boy of my own.
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You're rdy to jump back
on the dating horse again?
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I'm ready to ride that
horse like a bucking bronco.
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- Awkward.
- Yeah, you might be all settled down and...
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...smelly, but I'm ready
to meet a fun new guy.
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- Nice shirt.
- Thanks, the pledges made it for me.
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I think they're starting to
respect me as a Pledge Educator.
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You think they misspelled
it on purpose, to be funny?
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- Like, school with a 'k'?
- I decided not to ask.
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- Hey! What's up, Rusty?
- What'd you call me, pledge?
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Uh... Rusty? Or, wait, is it Randy?
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It's Rusty. But you should
call me by my KT name,
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which is Spitter. Or Mr. Spitter.
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Where's your pledge pin, pledge?
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It's supposed to be on
your shirt at all times.
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- It's in my backpack.
- Well, put it on.
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That's a funny shirt you guys made.
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- What's so funny about it?
- Now? Nothing.
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- Bye, Dumptruck.
- Bye.
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Hey, so how are things with you and
Grant since you guys came out as a couple?
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Uh, great. The house has
really been supportive.
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You know, except for
the whole tiara incident.
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The tiara what? Can I get a small coffee?
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Uh, someone left a couple of tiaras
on our door after the Fairy Tale Ball.
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But it's no big deal. You know how it is,
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guys are always making fun of each other.
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Guys make fun of me all
the time. And some girls.
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You know, I feel like I've barely
seen you since I've been dating Grant.
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- I know.
- You'd like him. He's actually a great guy.
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Spend some time with him
and you'd see what I mean.
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Maybe the three of us
could hang out tonight?
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Yeah. That sounds like fun.
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- What sounds like fun?
- Um...
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Well, I was just talking about the
three of us hanging out tonight.
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- The three of us? Fun.
- Yeah. It's gonna be really fun.
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Sync by fant0m www.addic7ed.com
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Tell me again, why are
you crop-dusting my room
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with lemon-scented cancer chemicals?
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Ash is trying to meet a new guy
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and she's worried
about second-hand smell.
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Oh, God! What is this?
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Well, it's either a relatively
recent tuna fish sandwich
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or a really old ham and shrimp one.
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Oh, just...
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So, Ash is in the market
for a new guy, huh?
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Uh, yeah, I was thinking of setting her up
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with this Lambda Sig
on IFC. He's crazy hot.
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I mean,
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temperature-wise. He sweats.
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Yeah.
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Or what about a nice KT?
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Then she could acclimate
to the smell by being around
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- the house more.
- I don't know.
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Ash has a really sensitive nose.
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Oh, come on. What about Beaver?
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He's just like a big puppy dog,
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who doesn't know how to fetch,
but he's housebroken. Mostly.
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Right. I doubt Ash will click with a guy
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who got a mild concussion from attempting
to parachute off the roof with a bed sheet.
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- Every guy tries that once when they're young.
- It was last semester.
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Yeah, but he's matured
a lot over the break.
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Come on, it's perfect.
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They're both tall.
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OK, he's really nice, and cute...
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- Super cute.
- I guess it won't hurt to try, right?
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Seriously, you don't smell this?
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No. What's wrong with this?
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It's just ripe.
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- What?
- Gosh...
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Then the miracle of Vesuvius happened,
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as the cups were drained,
and beer rained down upon them
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like tears of joy from the heavens above.
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OK, that's it for today's lesson.
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But before we wrap up
here, I'd like to reiterate
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the importance of wearing
your pledge pins at all times.
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It is a constant reminder
that first and foremost,
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you are KTs through and through.
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And I've caught some
of you slacking lately.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, I kinda lost mine. You have any extras?
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Dumptruck, I saw you
wearing it two hours ago.
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Hey, you're the one who told me
to take it out of my backpack,
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where I knew I wouldn't lose it.
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- Yeah, Anthony Hopkins?
- I lost mine, too.
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But actually, it was the temporary one.
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I lost my first one last semester.
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The temporary one was my pledge pin!
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- It's gone?
- It's somewhere in the house...
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...or on campus.
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I'll just order a few replacement pins.
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Does anyone else need
one while I'm at it? Yeah?
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Well, I still have mine,
but I know I'm a KT pledge.
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Do I really need a pin to remind me?
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Yes, you do, OK? It's a KT tradition.
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- It's a rule.
- But wee KTs, man.
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We're not supposed to
follow the rules, right?
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OK, fine. Well, just wear them
around the house, at the very least.
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And try not to lose
them. Meeting adjourned.
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Aw, that's so cute.
Rusty's acting like a man.
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It's not easy being a hard-ass when
your older sister is emasculating you.
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I will see you after class. Bye, Rus.
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Hey, Cap, I have a question for you.
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- When Casey was with Max, I know you didn't like him.
- That's correct.
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- No, no... That's not the question.
- Oh.
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I thought that was too easy.
Hit me with something harder.
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I have this problem.
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Calvin wants me to spend time with
his new boyfriend, who I cannot stand.
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Fortunately, that's an easy one, too.
Do what everyone does in that situation:
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simply pretend you like each
other in front of Calvin.
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What if I can't pretend?
'Cause I really don't like him.
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You don't have to like him,
you just have to tolerate him.
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Hey. You guys are going out tonight?
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- Yep. You?
- Yeah, big date.
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How do I look?
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If you're gonna ask us how your
butt looks in those jeans, don't.
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- So, who's the lucky girl?
- Rebecca.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- You asked out Rebecca Logan?
- Actually, she asked me.
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So, if she pays do you have to put out?
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Uh, only if I order steak.
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- So what are you guys doing?
- He's making me hang out with Rusty.
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- He's my friend.
- He's a KT.
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- And he can't stand me.
- Oh, yeah?
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What, you hit him upside the
head with a pledge paddle?
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No, but we duct-taped
him to a wall last year
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and then I accidentally got
his girlfriend to move away.
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- You got his girlfriend to move
away? - Do not high-five him.
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All right, guys. Hey, do
I look fat in these jeans?
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Do you realize how many
sweaty heads have worn this?
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Here, you can put this inside.
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I haven't blown my nose in it all day,
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and I just washed it last week.
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Thanks. I think I'll
risk it with the helmet.
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- OK.
- OK...
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Let's go, Ash!
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Here we go. Whoo.
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That was supposed to be a slow-pitch!
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That was way faster than slow.
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- Ash, that was... so close.
- Close to what? Decapitation?
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All right. Here we go.
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Here, let me... I'm gonna show
you the proper way to handle a bat.
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OK. Oh, OK, personal space, Beaver.
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And I really hope that was a
roll of tokens in your pocket.
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Gosh, just trying to help with your swing.
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OK, first: Stop winking at Cappie.
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And second: That was the most
cliched, sleazy date-movie move,
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- and you know it.
- I didn't know, I swear.
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You don't think that was sleazy?
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I don't know what cliché means.
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OK, guys, we need to help
each other before the game,
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work with each other during the game,
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and shower with each other after the game.
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- You are just...
- OK, all right...
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Seriously, what do you think
about KT and ZBZ pairing up?
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Ash? What do you think? Sounds good to me.
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Maybe...
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I think we have to go to the bathroom.
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I don't need to go to the bathroom.
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- I think she meant me.
- Oh.
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- Let's go.
- OK.
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Ah! Ow!
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Those don't look like ginger ales.
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Pale ales. I figured these
could help ease the tension.
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Thank you, Grant.
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Just don't sell me out if you get carded.
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But if you're looking for payback
for me duct-taping you to the wall,
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I guess here's your chance.
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I just remembered: I'm underage.
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But it's not like I
haven't had one before.
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And, Grant, forget about the whole
duct-taping-me- to-the-wall thing.
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It's in the past. It
was some stupid prank.
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Like those tiaras someone
left outside your door.
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Yes. Uh, which is also in the past.
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Well, not really. We
don't know who did it.
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- And we don't care.
- I do.
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- And I think you should, too.
- It's not a big deal.
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Yeah, it seems pretty harmless.
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- It didn't happen to you. - Nope.
But I was duct-taped to a wall.
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- I thought that was in the past.
- Hmm, like the tiaras.
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Boy, this sure is fun.
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So you really thought Beaver
would be a good match for me?
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- Well, you're both tall.
- Yeah, sure, we're both tall,
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and he's cute and he's
got big, manly biceps,
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- but he's just so...
- Sweet?
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...so mentally challenged. No offense.
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I appreciate the thought. But I
just don't think KTs are my type.
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Hey, you two.
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We'd love to have ZBZ
over for a housewarming
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when our new place is finished.
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Oh, but you already warmed
our house to the ground.
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Let it go, Natalie. What's done is done.
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Thanks, Katherine, we
really appreciate it.
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Of course, ZBZ is still not
invited. On principle alone.
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I saw you guys rehearsing with some KTs.
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Your partner, perhaps?
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It's nice to know some houses aren't
concerned with winning Blue Ribbon points.
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Well, we figure you've already
slept with all the umpires, so...
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00:12:21,129 --> 00:12:22,796
And we haven't committed to a partner
233
00:12:22,831 --> 00:12:24,732
because we are concerned with winning,
234
00:12:24,766 --> 00:12:27,401
- so there.
- Well, you'd better choose soon,
235
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,570
- because the pickings are slim.
- Oh, really?
236
00:12:29,604 --> 00:12:31,972
- Who are you playing with?
- The Omega Chi's.
237
00:12:32,007 --> 00:12:35,009
It's an obvious match. The number
one houses always play together.
238
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,444
But you know that. ZBZ
used to play with them...
239
00:12:37,479 --> 00:12:40,347
- ...until you were number four.
- Ish.
240
00:12:56,298 --> 00:13:01,535
- Oh, wait, can we split it?
- My pick, my treat.
241
00:13:01,570 --> 00:13:04,004
All right, fine.
242
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,809
- But I'm treating next time.
- If there is a next time.
243
00:13:08,843 --> 00:13:10,578
We'll see how the rest of tonight goes.
244
00:13:10,612 --> 00:13:14,081
Although, we may have to choose something
245
00:13:14,115 --> 00:13:16,951
a little more low-budget.
246
00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:22,656
No problem. We can go for coffee,
or a movie, or something simple.
247
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,758
That's funny.
248
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:28,462
'Cause we met, we had sex, then dinner,
249
00:13:28,496 --> 00:13:31,932
and now coffee. It's like
we're moving backwards.
250
00:13:31,967 --> 00:13:35,869
Who knows, maybe after coffee
it'll be love at first sight.
251
00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,938
Love at first sight? You
really believe in that?
252
00:13:38,940 --> 00:13:41,408
You don't?
253
00:13:41,443 --> 00:13:43,911
I learned in my Human Sexuality
class it's purely chemical.
254
00:13:43,945 --> 00:13:46,780
The high you get from perceiving
someone as romantically appealing
255
00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:48,882
is simply your brain
responding to an endorphin boost
256
00:13:48,917 --> 00:13:51,485
based on visual stimuli and pheromones.
257
00:13:51,519 --> 00:13:54,054
That's very clinical. And cynical.
258
00:13:54,089 --> 00:13:58,158
- It's clinically cynical.
- It's a biological response.
259
00:13:58,193 --> 00:14:00,995
It's also probably why we jumped
right into bed when we first met.
260
00:14:01,029 --> 00:14:05,499
- So love doesn't exist?
- Nope.
261
00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,501
I believe in dating and relationships,
262
00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:10,371
but love is a myth.
263
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:25,352
So that went well last night.
264
00:14:25,387 --> 00:14:29,723
I tried to tolerate him,
OK, but he's just such a...
265
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:32,993
...such an... Omega Chi.
266
00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:36,397
- Hello? So am I.
- Yeah, but you don't flaunt it.
267
00:14:36,431 --> 00:14:39,099
- Excuse me?
- You know what I mean.
268
00:14:39,134 --> 00:14:41,035
I just can't spend time
with him. I'm sorry.
269
00:14:41,069 --> 00:14:43,070
We'll just have to hang out separately.
270
00:14:43,104 --> 00:14:45,305
I'm sure he's not thrilled
to spend time with me, either.
271
00:14:45,340 --> 00:14:47,841
Fine. He's got a study
group tonight, anyway,
272
00:14:47,876 --> 00:14:51,145
- so if you don't have any plans...
- I don't have any plans.
273
00:14:52,247 --> 00:14:53,981
You see? We can make this work.
274
00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:57,751
Yeah, but I refuse to be your
shared-custody child of divorce.
275
00:14:57,786 --> 00:15:00,354
You could have two birthdays
and two Christmases.
276
00:15:00,388 --> 00:15:02,690
One of you will have
to give in, eventually.
277
00:15:02,724 --> 00:15:04,858
Totally. Eventually.
278
00:15:09,798 --> 00:15:14,668
Hmm. I can't believe you guys
have poached eggs and hash browns!
279
00:15:14,703 --> 00:15:18,105
We have, like, cereal, milk,
and more cereal at our house.
280
00:15:18,139 --> 00:15:19,907
I am walking you home every morning.
281
00:15:19,941 --> 00:15:22,843
It's nice to see chivalry isn't dead.
282
00:15:22,877 --> 00:15:24,945
Girls, the Omega Chi's are here!
283
00:15:27,849 --> 00:15:29,983
Take me out to the ball game...
284
00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:32,553
Take me out with the crowd...
285
00:15:32,587 --> 00:15:36,623
Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks...
286
00:15:36,658 --> 00:15:39,393
I don't care if I never come back...
287
00:15:39,427 --> 00:15:42,663
Let me root, root root
for the home team...
288
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:45,365
If they don't win it's a shame...
289
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:48,435
'Cause it's one, two,
three strikes you're out...
290
00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:52,206
At the old ball game...
291
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,675
Omega Chi would like
to cordially invite ZBZ
292
00:15:54,709 --> 00:15:58,078
to partner with us for the All-Greek
Softball Tournament this weekend.
293
00:15:58,113 --> 00:16:00,681
No, thank you!
294
00:16:00,715 --> 00:16:02,316
We're going with the KTs.
295
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,384
You guys are a bunch of
douchebags. Please leave.
296
00:16:08,523 --> 00:16:10,290
It slipped, OK?
297
00:16:10,325 --> 00:16:13,594
It was buttered. I assure you
ladies that in no way reflects
298
00:16:13,628 --> 00:16:16,029
my ability to throw an
un-buttered softball.
299
00:16:16,064 --> 00:16:19,500
OK, so you guys really
want to play with the KTs
300
00:16:19,534 --> 00:16:23,337
after that... demonstration
of athleticism?
301
00:16:23,371 --> 00:16:26,039
Oh, Evan, come on. There's
no need for profanities here.
302
00:16:29,377 --> 00:16:32,613
Ash, the KTs asked us first.
303
00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,014
ZBZ is a democracy,
304
00:16:34,048 --> 00:16:35,816
not "let's all hang
out with whatever house
305
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,417
Casey's current boyfriend's in."
306
00:16:37,452 --> 00:16:41,555
So, all those in favor of
partnering with the Omega Chi's
307
00:16:41,589 --> 00:16:43,123
for the softball tournament?
308
00:16:46,928 --> 00:16:50,898
So, we cordially accept your invitation.
309
00:17:05,271 --> 00:17:09,007
Ash, you kind of insulted
Cappie, and me, back there.
310
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:12,044
I'm sorry, Case, but after
all that crap about the cycle,
311
00:17:12,078 --> 00:17:15,414
and slipping to number four-ish,
312
00:17:15,448 --> 00:17:17,683
this is our chance to show
everyone that we're back on top.
313
00:17:17,717 --> 00:17:19,618
I mean, they asked us,
and not the Gamma Psi's.
314
00:17:19,652 --> 00:17:21,386
Don't you want to throw
this in Natalie's face?
315
00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:23,755
Attached to a brick.
316
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,023
But why would Omega Chi choose us?
317
00:17:25,058 --> 00:17:28,327
Because we're moving up! This is huge!
318
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:30,729
Are you so against this because
of your loyalty to Cappie?
319
00:17:30,763 --> 00:17:34,399
Or do you honestly believe it would
be better for us to play with KT
320
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:38,570
than with the Omega Chi's?
You know I love Cappie,
321
00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:40,539
but this is for the good of the house.
322
00:17:40,573 --> 00:17:43,175
And there's no "I" in team. Or ZBZ.
323
00:17:43,209 --> 00:17:46,478
I know, I know. But the
KTs are so much more fun.
324
00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:49,648
Well, do you want to have
fun, or do you want to win?
325
00:17:56,122 --> 00:17:59,124
Isn't this fun? Just the two of us?
326
00:17:59,158 --> 00:18:00,592
We haven't hung out like this in a while.
327
00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:02,227
Yeah, this is great.
328
00:18:03,463 --> 00:18:06,131
Whoa, nice shot.
329
00:18:06,165 --> 00:18:08,000
Have you been practicing?
330
00:18:08,034 --> 00:18:10,402
You're destroying me. Hey, after this,
331
00:18:10,436 --> 00:18:12,404
you wanna order a pizza
and play some video games?
332
00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:15,440
- A little Call of Duty?
- Uh, yeah.
333
00:18:15,475 --> 00:18:18,410
Hey, why don't we call Grant?
He's great at that game.
334
00:18:18,444 --> 00:18:20,879
Helped me get past that crazy
level with all the tanks.
335
00:18:21,981 --> 00:18:24,449
What? I gotta keep trying.
336
00:18:24,484 --> 00:18:29,287
Spitter. Hey, man, I saw some pledges
not wearing their pledge pins again.
337
00:18:29,322 --> 00:18:31,490
It's no big deal. I'm on it.
338
00:18:31,524 --> 00:18:35,427
Hey, Calvin. What's going on, man?
Haven't seen you around in a while.
339
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:37,763
Not even the occasional
appearance at Gentleman's Choice.
340
00:18:37,797 --> 00:18:39,798
Yeah, I've been a little
bit domestic lately.
341
00:18:39,832 --> 00:18:41,867
Yeah, I heard you're dating
somebody in your own house now.
342
00:18:41,901 --> 00:18:45,871
- Who is that? Marco, right?
- Uh, no. Actually, his name is Grant.
343
00:18:45,905 --> 00:18:49,408
- Cute?
- You know, I just realized the two of you
344
00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:53,745
- look way too much alike.
- So insanely hot. Totally get it.
345
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:56,615
Hey, Heath, we're just finishing
up our game. You wanna play winner?
346
00:18:56,649 --> 00:18:57,983
I thought we were
switching to video games?
347
00:18:58,017 --> 00:18:59,184
No, let's keep playing pool.
348
00:19:02,989 --> 00:19:05,524
Ah... Dang.
349
00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:07,292
You're up, Heath.
350
00:19:13,933 --> 00:19:15,767
I thought it was just
supposed to be the two of us?
351
00:19:15,802 --> 00:19:17,569
You know, separate time?
352
00:19:17,603 --> 00:19:20,305
And you pull this stuff with me and Heath.
353
00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,040
Not cool, Rus.
354
00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:25,277
- Hey, I just figured...
- Hey, it was nice catching up.
355
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:26,545
Yeah.
356
00:19:28,214 --> 00:19:30,482
Wait, he knows he just won, right?
357
00:19:33,886 --> 00:19:37,322
So, I talked to Ash and she's
pretty set on playing with Omega Chi.
358
00:19:37,356 --> 00:19:39,191
And so are the rest of the girls.
359
00:19:39,225 --> 00:19:41,860
You think Ashleigh's worried Beaver's
gonna date-movie molest her again?
360
00:19:41,894 --> 00:19:44,930
Because we had a talk, and
he's trying new cliché moves.
361
00:19:44,964 --> 00:19:46,932
That's awesome. But not the issue.
362
00:19:46,966 --> 00:19:50,102
ZBZ's just been doing
a lot with KT lately,
363
00:19:50,136 --> 00:19:53,538
and the girls want to
branch out and... maybe win.
364
00:19:53,573 --> 00:19:56,341
I totally understand. KTs aren't jocks.
365
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,643
- Mm-mmm. - We can't
run. We can't throw.
366
00:19:58,678 --> 00:20:00,712
Hell, we get winded just tapping a keg.
367
00:20:00,746 --> 00:20:03,181
Hey, Case, can I borrow your...
368
00:20:03,216 --> 00:20:05,183
Boy on the floor!
369
00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:07,285
- Whoa...
- I gotta go...
370
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,621
She was a fiery little pistol, wasn't she?
371
00:20:09,655 --> 00:20:12,157
Hey...
372
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:13,892
- So you're not mad?
- No.
373
00:20:13,926 --> 00:20:15,527
But I must warn you,
374
00:20:15,561 --> 00:20:19,264
what we lack in physical
ability, we make up for in heart.
375
00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:23,068
And our hearts are set on crushing the
Omega Chi's at all things crushable.
376
00:20:23,102 --> 00:20:26,471
And I'm just sorry ZBZ will
become collateral damage.
377
00:20:26,506 --> 00:20:28,206
Oh, really? How do you
plan on crushing us?
378
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:30,075
Well, since you're playing with Omega Chi,
379
00:20:30,109 --> 00:20:33,612
we'll just have to team up with
some other very athletic sorority
380
00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:37,282
and kick your very attractive asses.
381
00:20:37,316 --> 00:20:39,151
Oh, should I be scared?
382
00:20:40,186 --> 00:20:41,786
You care to make a little friendly wager?
383
00:20:41,821 --> 00:20:46,825
- How much?
- Something much more valuable than money.
384
00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,494
How about, um...
385
00:20:49,529 --> 00:20:51,463
Sexual favors.
386
00:20:51,497 --> 00:20:56,001
- Let's skip the betting.
- Hmm, all right.
387
00:20:56,035 --> 00:20:58,236
- Thanks for the movie.
- Oh, yeah,
388
00:20:58,271 --> 00:21:00,438
I can't believe that was your first
time to see The Princess Bride.
389
00:21:00,473 --> 00:21:05,677
- It's a classic.
- "Mawwage." "Twoo wuv."
390
00:21:07,313 --> 00:21:09,881
Don't pretend like you
didn't tear up at the end.
391
00:21:09,916 --> 00:21:11,850
Maybe I did. What's your point?
392
00:21:11,884 --> 00:21:14,386
- "Twoo wuv?"
- Please.
393
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,422
It's a silly movie. It's not real.
394
00:21:17,456 --> 00:21:19,324
There's no such thing.
395
00:21:19,358 --> 00:21:22,427
So you weren't in love with Cappie?
396
00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:25,664
No. Were you in love with Casey?
397
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:30,035
Yeah. I think so.
398
00:21:30,069 --> 00:21:32,037
Yeah, well, you're not with her now,
399
00:21:32,071 --> 00:21:33,805
so what does that say about "twoo wuv?"
400
00:21:33,839 --> 00:21:36,107
It doesn't mean it can't happen.
401
00:21:36,142 --> 00:21:39,244
Like it did with my parents? Or yours?
402
00:21:39,278 --> 00:21:41,279
Not exactly the earth-shattering,
403
00:21:41,314 --> 00:21:44,583
life-altering revelation they
make it out to be in the movies.
404
00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:46,318
That doesn't mean it's not real.
405
00:21:47,253 --> 00:21:48,954
Do you have proof?
406
00:21:48,988 --> 00:21:50,622
No. I just believe in it.
407
00:21:51,624 --> 00:21:53,858
I believed in Santa Claus once, too.
408
00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:05,203
I'm really sorry, Calvin.
You're right. That wasn't cool.
409
00:22:05,238 --> 00:22:06,838
Grant can have you this weekend.
410
00:22:06,872 --> 00:22:08,306
Grant might have me every weekend
411
00:22:08,341 --> 00:22:09,641
if you keep pulling crap like that.
412
00:22:09,675 --> 00:22:11,710
I know.
413
00:22:11,744 --> 00:22:14,079
I just saw you and Heath together, and...
414
00:22:14,113 --> 00:22:16,748
...it was really selfish.
I feel like a real jerk.
415
00:22:19,151 --> 00:22:21,419
You know, if we're gonna do
this whole "separate" thing,
416
00:22:21,454 --> 00:22:23,054
you might have to go somewhere else.
417
00:22:23,089 --> 00:22:25,056
Calvin told you about that, huh?
418
00:22:25,091 --> 00:22:27,325
Yeah, I had to be honest with him.
419
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:31,329
- What are you doing here?
- I came to apologize for what happened with Heath.
420
00:22:31,364 --> 00:22:32,597
Who's Heath?
421
00:22:35,635 --> 00:22:38,703
- You said you were honest.
- Not unnecessarily honest.
422
00:22:38,738 --> 00:22:40,939
Calvin, who is Heath?
423
00:22:40,973 --> 00:22:45,777
Uh, well, Heath is an ex, um... something.
424
00:22:45,811 --> 00:22:47,946
I don't really know what to call him.
425
00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:52,217
It's... We definitely weren't
boyfriends. We just sort of dated,
426
00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:54,185
sort of...
427
00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:56,855
What do you call someone who's like that?
428
00:22:56,889 --> 00:22:58,023
Fun-buddy.
429
00:23:01,594 --> 00:23:04,262
- Wh...
- You know, why am I nervous?
430
00:23:04,297 --> 00:23:07,666
I didn't do anything wrong. Rusty
was the one who tried to hook me up
431
00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:10,702
with an ex fun-buddy.
But see, I just left.
432
00:23:10,736 --> 00:23:13,438
He got out of there, and I
came to apologize for that.
433
00:23:13,472 --> 00:23:17,142
Because that was wrong.
That was very wrong.
434
00:23:17,176 --> 00:23:18,910
This is the guy you want
me to be friends with?
435
00:23:18,944 --> 00:23:21,680
Neither of us are interested.
436
00:23:21,714 --> 00:23:24,516
Just give it a rest, Calvin.
437
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:26,184
Girlfriend on the rag, Owens?
438
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,020
I'm his boyfriend, J.P.
439
00:23:29,055 --> 00:23:32,324
Grant, he was just messing around, OK?
440
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:44,235
Your boyfriend's super cute, Case.
441
00:23:44,270 --> 00:23:46,338
I don't know how I'd feel
about him playing with
442
00:23:46,372 --> 00:23:50,241
a sorority full of mostly single,
attractive, quality girls like Gamma Psi.
443
00:23:50,276 --> 00:23:55,280
I just hope the fact that ZBZ is playing
with Omega Chi doesn't harm your relationship.
444
00:23:55,314 --> 00:23:57,482
Well, good luck tomorrow!
445
00:24:00,453 --> 00:24:03,254
Gamma Psi's playing with
the KTs? How'd that happen?
446
00:24:03,289 --> 00:24:06,891
- Uh... they asked us.
- And how'd that happen?
447
00:24:06,926 --> 00:24:10,562
I think they waited so long, KT and
Psi Phi Pi were the only houses left.
448
00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:15,166
And, apparently, our desire to crush
the Omega Chi's gave us the edge.
449
00:24:15,201 --> 00:24:17,869
With ZBZ as collateral damage, that is.
450
00:24:17,903 --> 00:24:22,907
She gave me the schedule, and apparently KT
and ZBZ will be playing together, after all.
451
00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:28,213
- Except on opposing teams.
- You're going down.
452
00:24:36,073 --> 00:24:39,776
- Hey!
- KT, I'm so glad you could join us.
453
00:24:39,810 --> 00:24:42,612
- Oh, we're glad to be here. - That
was sarcasm. You're late for warm-ups.
454
00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,381
You were serious about warm-ups?
455
00:24:44,415 --> 00:24:47,050
- I'm always serious.
- She is.
456
00:24:48,386 --> 00:24:50,153
OK.
457
00:24:50,187 --> 00:24:53,189
Hey, teammate! Captains'
meeting at home plate.
458
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:57,694
Neat whistle.
459
00:24:57,728 --> 00:25:02,632
And your practice looks very... militant.
460
00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:05,402
I never thought you'd be so
gung-ho about a softball tournament.
461
00:25:05,436 --> 00:25:07,370
You know, I might be
beyond sorority politics,
462
00:25:07,405 --> 00:25:08,838
but I am gung-ho about winning.
463
00:25:10,908 --> 00:25:13,209
Ladies, don't make me call your mothers!
464
00:25:14,712 --> 00:25:16,313
Play ball!
465
00:25:46,243 --> 00:25:47,644
Get it, get it, get it!
466
00:25:57,188 --> 00:25:59,222
Pledges! I got a hit.
467
00:25:59,256 --> 00:26:02,425
- Congratulations.
- Really awesome, Mr. Spitter.
468
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:06,730
Will you put down the cards
and show some KT pride? Look!
469
00:26:06,764 --> 00:26:08,331
You should be cheering.
470
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,335
You should be running.
471
00:26:35,693 --> 00:26:37,260
Atta boy now!
472
00:26:48,472 --> 00:26:50,840
- Safe!
- Are you blind, ump?!
473
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:53,143
He was out! Are you crazy?
474
00:26:53,177 --> 00:26:55,945
He was out! What are you
doing?! Are you an idiot?
475
00:26:55,980 --> 00:26:58,648
- What are you talking about?
- He was out!
476
00:26:58,682 --> 00:27:02,285
- He clearly plopped on home plate. How was he safe?
- Come on!
477
00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:08,224
- The ump's on the take!
- What did he take?
478
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:10,627
Guys! We'll get the next one, all right?
479
00:27:10,661 --> 00:27:14,063
- He was out!
- Aww, man! This is so gay!
480
00:27:14,098 --> 00:27:16,332
- Grant...
- Really, Trip? What was gay about it?
481
00:27:16,367 --> 00:27:18,802
I didn't mean it like that. I
just meant it was a lame call.
482
00:27:18,836 --> 00:27:20,170
Hey, maybe this isn't the time...
483
00:27:20,204 --> 00:27:22,539
I just want to make sure he
understands those two words
484
00:27:22,573 --> 00:27:23,640
mean completely different things.
485
00:27:23,674 --> 00:27:25,208
Dude, don't be so touchy.
486
00:27:25,242 --> 00:27:27,477
Grant, just drop the gay stuff, OK?
487
00:27:27,511 --> 00:27:29,546
- He's right. It's not cool.
- Shut up, douche.
488
00:27:29,580 --> 00:27:32,615
Hey, hey! You touch the
douche, and we're out, OK?
489
00:27:32,650 --> 00:27:35,418
Can you get thrown out of a game
for fighting with your own team?
490
00:27:35,453 --> 00:27:38,388
- Yeah. Break it up! Everyone back on the field!
- Let's go.
491
00:27:39,657 --> 00:27:41,491
Will you just chill out?
492
00:27:43,227 --> 00:27:44,394
Play ball!
493
00:27:57,808 --> 00:27:59,742
All right, let's go, team!
Let's take these losers out!
494
00:28:01,011 --> 00:28:03,646
- Yeah, good one...
- Who wants some?!
495
00:28:03,681 --> 00:28:05,582
Come on, Cap! Hit a double play!
496
00:28:07,051 --> 00:28:08,485
Come on, Cappie!
497
00:28:20,764 --> 00:28:22,832
Hey, batter, batter,
batter, batter, batter!
498
00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:30,406
That was overhand!
499
00:28:35,513 --> 00:28:37,413
- Time!
- Time out!
500
00:28:38,749 --> 00:28:39,916
- Evan?
- What?
501
00:28:39,950 --> 00:28:40,884
What the hell?
502
00:28:40,918 --> 00:28:41,951
You could've really hurt him.
503
00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:43,186
It was an accident.
504
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,121
OK, well, be more careful.
This is a friendly game.
505
00:28:45,155 --> 00:28:46,890
Oh, like you and the Gamma Psi's?
506
00:28:48,659 --> 00:28:50,793
Hey, wait. Can I ask you something?
507
00:28:50,828 --> 00:28:52,829
- Uh...
- Were we in love?
508
00:28:52,863 --> 00:28:56,566
What? Is that why you
nearly took off his head?
509
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,570
- Are you still...?
- No! This isn't about us.
510
00:29:00,604 --> 00:29:03,806
I'm dating Rebecca. Well,
we've gone out, like, twice.
511
00:29:03,841 --> 00:29:05,408
But she said she doesn't believe in love.
512
00:29:05,442 --> 00:29:08,111
- Any day now!
- And I can't believe
513
00:29:08,145 --> 00:29:09,913
that we're talking about this here, now.
514
00:29:09,947 --> 00:29:13,116
- Well...
- You've gone out twice. Relax. OK?
515
00:29:13,150 --> 00:29:14,551
Are you talking about me and Evan?
516
00:29:14,585 --> 00:29:15,818
No.
517
00:29:15,853 --> 00:29:19,489
I'm bored. Nothing happens
out there. And he's cute.
518
00:29:19,523 --> 00:29:21,791
Call him over, I want to meet him.
519
00:29:21,825 --> 00:29:23,259
Guys, we're in the middle of a game!
520
00:29:23,294 --> 00:29:26,162
- But what does it matter if...
- What's his name?
521
00:29:27,531 --> 00:29:29,566
- Play ball!
- Evan!
522
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,335
Relax. Rebecca, don't mess
with people's emotions.
523
00:29:32,369 --> 00:29:34,537
Ash, there will be time to flirt
when we're not in an inning.
524
00:29:34,572 --> 00:29:37,140
Now, everyone get back
to your positions, OK?!
525
00:29:37,174 --> 00:29:38,675
And strike out my boyfriend.
526
00:29:40,210 --> 00:29:42,745
Come on, Cap! Hit a grand slam!
527
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,081
The bases aren't loaded, but thank you!
528
00:29:47,117 --> 00:29:49,485
- Come on, Cappie!
- Come on, play ball!
529
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:11,608
You OK?
530
00:30:11,642 --> 00:30:14,677
I'm fine. Just hope
my lungs don't explode.
531
00:30:15,613 --> 00:30:17,981
Did you see that line drive?
532
00:30:18,015 --> 00:30:20,216
Payback's a bitch, huh?
533
00:30:20,250 --> 00:30:23,086
- His was an accident. I think.
- So was mine.
534
00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:24,821
You think my aim's that good?
535
00:30:24,855 --> 00:30:27,690
And you're defending him now?
I see where your loyalties are.
536
00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:30,627
On this field, I am
first and foremost a ZBZ,
537
00:30:30,661 --> 00:30:33,396
- with "Cappie's girlfriend" a close second.
- Ouch, by the way.
538
00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:36,399
- I'd put you above winning.
- Yeah, that's easy for you to say.
539
00:30:36,433 --> 00:30:39,602
I'll prove it to you. I
will lob you easy pitches.
540
00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:41,504
You can stare 'em down
and let me strike you out,
541
00:30:41,538 --> 00:30:44,173
- or you can swing away.
- Or you could walk me.
542
00:30:44,208 --> 00:30:47,343
I want to beat the Gamma Psi's just as
bad as you want to beat the Omega Chi's.
543
00:30:47,378 --> 00:30:51,914
Good point. Well, we'll have
to wait and see what happens.
544
00:30:53,050 --> 00:30:54,017
You're just...
545
00:30:56,220 --> 00:30:59,722
Seriously, though, the Omega Chi's
got three of my brothers expelled.
546
00:30:59,757 --> 00:31:01,758
I've never wanted to win more in my life.
547
00:31:04,361 --> 00:31:06,929
Although, you can't win just by
getting on base, know what I mean?
548
00:31:11,702 --> 00:31:14,037
All you have to do is get on base.
549
00:31:14,071 --> 00:31:15,805
- No pressure, huh?
- All right.
550
00:31:17,941 --> 00:31:21,110
- Let's go, Casey!
- "And then, responding to the cheers,
551
00:31:21,145 --> 00:31:25,248
she lightly doffed her hat. No
stranger in the crowd could doubt
552
00:31:25,282 --> 00:31:29,719
- 'twas Casey at the bat."
- Rusty, I am trying to concentrate.
553
00:31:29,753 --> 00:31:32,822
I memorized that poem
in, like, fourth grade.
554
00:31:46,336 --> 00:31:47,804
Strike one!
555
00:31:50,307 --> 00:31:51,507
Come on, Zeta Beta!
556
00:31:53,110 --> 00:31:54,043
Throw the heat!
557
00:31:57,881 --> 00:32:00,016
- Strike two!
- Whoo!
558
00:32:06,790 --> 00:32:08,157
One more, Cappie!
559
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,160
- Time! Time!
- Time out!
560
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:14,430
My foot fell asleep. Rusty,
can I talk to you? Come here.
561
00:32:20,804 --> 00:32:24,841
I am no doctor, Case. Try noving it
around a little. Get the blood flowing.
562
00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:28,044
It's not my foot. It's Cappie.
Should I throw the game for him,
563
00:32:28,078 --> 00:32:31,080
- or make a hit so ZBZ can win?
- What?
564
00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:33,082
Because we really need
the Blue Ribbon points.
565
00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:36,018
Then try to get a hit out
there. You're playing for ZBZ.
566
00:32:36,053 --> 00:32:39,455
Although, I could understand
putting a personal relationship
567
00:32:39,490 --> 00:32:41,424
above house feuds.
568
00:32:44,795 --> 00:32:46,629
Well, that doesn't help me at all.
569
00:32:46,663 --> 00:32:48,097
What do you want me to say? I don't...
570
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,933
- Play ball!
- Go, Casey!
571
00:32:57,775 --> 00:32:59,475
Come on, one more, Cap!
572
00:34:11,736 --> 00:34:14,104
I told you we should have
gone with the Psi Phi Pi's.
573
00:34:16,474 --> 00:34:18,842
Well, congrats on your win.
574
00:34:18,876 --> 00:34:20,911
I would say a full "congratulations,"
575
00:34:20,945 --> 00:34:25,449
but I removed the second half of the
word for your Omega Chi teammates.
576
00:34:25,483 --> 00:34:28,318
I refuse to offer them any "ulations."
577
00:34:28,352 --> 00:34:32,022
Thanks. And thanks for
throwing me easy pitches.
578
00:34:32,056 --> 00:34:34,558
It was slow-pitch. You were
supposed to strike out for me.
579
00:34:34,592 --> 00:34:37,461
I'm sorry! I know you wanted
to beat the Omega Chi's,
580
00:34:37,495 --> 00:34:41,498
but we needed the Blue Ribbon points
to help us get back to number one.
581
00:34:41,532 --> 00:34:44,634
- And I like to win.
- Really?
582
00:34:44,669 --> 00:34:45,836
Just because we're in a relationship
583
00:34:45,870 --> 00:34:47,337
doesn't mean I'm gonna stop trying.
584
00:34:47,371 --> 00:34:49,406
So it wasn't just about
Blue Ribbon points?
585
00:34:51,476 --> 00:34:52,976
You think I'm too competitive?
586
00:34:53,010 --> 00:34:56,413
It's one of the things
I love most about you.
587
00:35:01,586 --> 00:35:03,787
- Oh, hey. Hi.
- Hey, Casey.
588
00:35:03,821 --> 00:35:06,523
Is Ashleigh in attendance?
589
00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:12,829
I wish to apologize for my
inappropriate advances the other night.
590
00:35:12,864 --> 00:35:15,298
And...
591
00:35:18,135 --> 00:35:20,637
It would please me very much
592
00:35:20,671 --> 00:35:23,673
to escort her to dinner and a movie.
593
00:35:25,142 --> 00:35:26,510
Appropriately.
594
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,683
Oh, yeah, I saw her a second
ago... Oh, um, there she is.
595
00:35:37,822 --> 00:35:39,456
Beav...
596
00:35:43,227 --> 00:35:45,061
How you doin'?
597
00:35:46,831 --> 00:35:48,498
He'll be fine.
598
00:35:53,838 --> 00:35:55,872
What's up?
599
00:35:55,907 --> 00:35:58,508
Can you believe that back there?
600
00:35:58,543 --> 00:36:01,645
I just wish Grant would chill sometimes.
601
00:36:01,679 --> 00:36:03,013
I don't know.
602
00:36:04,682 --> 00:36:08,251
Hey, I may not like Grant
for my own personal reasons,
603
00:36:08,286 --> 00:36:10,720
but I think he was right
to tell that guy off.
604
00:36:10,755 --> 00:36:14,157
He was standing up for himself.
I think you should, too.
605
00:36:14,191 --> 00:36:16,626
Are you trying to tell me how to be gay?
606
00:36:16,661 --> 00:36:19,429
- Because you don't know what it's like.
- I know. You're right.
607
00:36:19,463 --> 00:36:21,565
Listen, I was made fun of in high school
608
00:36:21,599 --> 00:36:25,268
and I never stood up
for myself. I wish I did.
609
00:36:25,303 --> 00:36:27,203
I wish I was more like Grant back then.
610
00:36:31,275 --> 00:36:32,943
Hey.
611
00:36:37,248 --> 00:36:40,483
- Good game, Grant.
- Thanks.
612
00:36:40,518 --> 00:36:43,920
And thanks for the support on
the whole "that's so gay" thing.
613
00:36:47,391 --> 00:36:51,728
OK, I am sorry. All right?
Yes, it offends me, too.
614
00:36:51,762 --> 00:36:56,032
But, Grant, when you stand up like
that, you make our whole relationship
615
00:36:56,067 --> 00:36:58,635
this huge political statement.
616
00:36:58,669 --> 00:37:00,470
And it doesn't have to be like that.
617
00:37:01,939 --> 00:37:03,073
I mean, times have changed.
618
00:37:03,107 --> 00:37:05,141
It's not like it was 50 years ago.
619
00:37:05,176 --> 00:37:09,479
You're right. Times are changing,
but they haven't changed.
620
00:37:09,513 --> 00:37:12,649
I wasn't ready to come out
of the closet for a reason.
621
00:37:13,851 --> 00:37:15,452
I do think it's my responsibility
622
00:37:15,486 --> 00:37:20,156
to stand up for myself, because
I want to be proud of who I am.
623
00:37:21,892 --> 00:37:25,929
And not allow other people
to make me feel bad about it.
624
00:37:29,634 --> 00:37:30,634
See?
625
00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:34,004
I told you he was great.
626
00:37:41,679 --> 00:37:43,380
Grant Ellis.
627
00:37:44,348 --> 00:37:46,583
Educating straight people since...
628
00:37:46,617 --> 00:37:48,251
...last week.
629
00:37:54,358 --> 00:37:57,060
You look pretty hot in uniform.
630
00:37:58,763 --> 00:38:00,664
You look pretty hot in anything.
631
00:38:03,234 --> 00:38:06,036
Why'd you guys choose
us over the Gamma Psi's?
632
00:38:06,070 --> 00:38:08,672
- Aren't they the number one house?
- Well, um...
633
00:38:08,706 --> 00:38:11,941
I might have done some
lobbying on ZBZ's behalf,
634
00:38:11,976 --> 00:38:15,345
for, um... personal reasons.
635
00:38:19,250 --> 00:38:21,651
- About our conversation the other night...
- Right.
636
00:38:21,686 --> 00:38:25,522
Don't even worry about that.
Because all I want to know now is:
637
00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:27,057
When's our next date?
638
00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:33,563
Hey, guys! So, Pete just had a great idea.
639
00:38:33,597 --> 00:38:35,865
He thinks the four of us should go
out on a double-date next weekend.
640
00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:36,933
What do you think, Rebecca?
641
00:38:39,136 --> 00:38:41,938
Oh, yes! A double-date next week. Neat.
642
00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:44,407
- Yeah!
- What do you think, Evan?
643
00:38:44,442 --> 00:38:46,209
I think it's a great idea.
644
00:38:48,012 --> 00:38:49,345
OK.
645
00:38:55,820 --> 00:38:57,854
I'm glad you're spending
the night here tonight.
646
00:38:57,888 --> 00:39:00,123
We have so much gossip to catch up on,
647
00:39:00,157 --> 00:39:01,524
I don't even know where to start.
648
00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:03,827
- Well, Cappie and I...
- Wait! Yes, I do.
649
00:39:03,861 --> 00:39:07,163
The cute Omega Chi playing
left-base asked me out!
650
00:39:07,198 --> 00:39:10,100
I know. You've told me about 20 times.
651
00:39:10,134 --> 00:39:14,003
Did I mention that Beaver was
looking for you at Dobler's?
652
00:39:14,038 --> 00:39:15,739
Are you trying to ruin my new boy buzz?
653
00:39:15,773 --> 00:39:18,374
No, I just miss you.
654
00:39:18,409 --> 00:39:20,677
And now you're double-dating
with Evan and Rebecca
655
00:39:20,711 --> 00:39:24,647
- instead of me and Cappie.
- Well...
656
00:39:24,682 --> 00:39:28,752
Maybe by the time I marry Pete, the KT
- Omega Chi feud will be over.
657
00:39:28,786 --> 00:39:31,855
And Cappie can even be
in the wedding party.
658
00:39:31,889 --> 00:39:37,193
Oh. You know, I almost let Cappie
talk me out of winning today.
659
00:39:37,228 --> 00:39:40,130
- Wow. Someone found the "I" in team.
- No.
660
00:39:40,164 --> 00:39:43,133
I meant, us. ZBZ.
661
00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:44,834
And for a second there,
662
00:39:44,869 --> 00:39:48,772
I was considering striking out for him.
663
00:39:51,142 --> 00:39:52,809
Should I have?
664
00:39:52,843 --> 00:39:56,546
I mean, when am I supposed to compromise
what I want for a relationship?
665
00:40:00,184 --> 00:40:03,653
This is going to be
trickier than I thought.
666
00:40:09,426 --> 00:40:12,061
Oh, I saw you talking
to Calvin at Dobler's.
667
00:40:12,096 --> 00:40:14,531
- How's all that going?
- Well...
668
00:40:14,565 --> 00:40:18,835
I tried to tolerate Grant, like
you said. But it didn't work out.
669
00:40:18,869 --> 00:40:21,638
- Too much of a jerk, huh?
- Yeah.
670
00:40:21,672 --> 00:40:25,175
But not him. I was the jerk.
I couldn't see past the fact
671
00:40:25,209 --> 00:40:26,810
that he's an Omega Chi.
672
00:40:26,844 --> 00:40:29,846
But today, I saw a side of him I liked.
673
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:31,581
The side of him that looks like Heath?
674
00:40:31,615 --> 00:40:34,651
I'm not saying we're best
friends or anything like that,
675
00:40:34,685 --> 00:40:35,952
but it's a start.
676
00:40:38,289 --> 00:40:40,924
- Hey, sorry I'm late.
- Dumptruck?
677
00:40:43,194 --> 00:40:46,863
- Where's your pledge pin?
- Right here. Chill.
678
00:40:46,897 --> 00:40:50,099
- Take it off your pants.
- Take off my pants?
679
00:40:50,134 --> 00:40:53,503
No, take the pin off your
pants, and put it on your shirt,
680
00:40:53,537 --> 00:40:57,807
where it's supposed to be. It's your
responsibility to be proud of who you are.
681
00:40:57,842 --> 00:41:01,845
That pin is a symbol of
KT pride and tradition.
682
00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:06,549
The second you stop respecting
that, then someone else does,
683
00:41:06,584 --> 00:41:08,351
then someone else does...
684
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,621
...then it means nothing anymore.
685
00:41:15,993 --> 00:41:18,661
OK. Now get back in there
and join your brothers.
686
00:41:18,696 --> 00:41:20,964
Let's get this show on the road.
687
00:41:20,998 --> 00:41:24,300
- Go Pledge Educator Spitter.
- Yep. Rusty Cartwright.
688
00:41:24,335 --> 00:41:29,038
Educating KT pledges since... right now.
689
00:41:29,073 --> 00:41:30,573
Up top.
690
00:41:30,608 --> 00:41:34,811
- What movie are we watching?
- The best baseball movie ever.
691
00:41:34,845 --> 00:41:36,579
- Field of Dreams?
- Bull Durham?
692
00:41:36,614 --> 00:41:38,581
The Natural?
693
00:41:52,997 --> 00:41:55,531
A League of Their Own.
694
00:41:55,566 --> 00:41:58,701
- I love this movie so much.
- Beaver!
695
00:41:58,736 --> 00:42:02,005
"There's no crying in baseball."
696
00:42:02,039 --> 00:42:06,509
Fade in. The year is 1943
in Rockford, Illinois,
697
00:42:06,543 --> 00:42:10,313
and World War II has threatened
to shut down Major League Baseball.
698
00:42:10,347 --> 00:42:11,981
Oh, no...
699
00:42:12,016 --> 00:42:13,917
But not if Madonna can help it.
700
00:42:13,951 --> 00:42:15,852
That's right!
701
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:22,000
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