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- I'm looking for a new job.
- "Part-time cater-waiters."
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Lana. What's it take for
a guy to get your number?
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{\pos(192,230)}The staff phone sheet.
Too bad you quit.
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{\pos(192,230)}Do you think you
could trust him again?
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I think I want to try.
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I used to have so much fun with you.
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Whenever I'm around you, it just
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reminds me of all the bad crap
I did to you
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I'm not used to
giving second chances.
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And you won't regret it.
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She's back with fisher
and i'm still in the doghouse?
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Jordan seems a little down.
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I don't think she's
very excited about school.
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Can you help me carry some stuff in?
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Of course.
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Let me get that.
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Awesome.
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Got it.
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Look like you need some help.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, no problem.
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Flowers, muffins,
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and a map of the us?
OK, let me guess.
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You are...
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...having a giant
geography tea party?
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Worse. It's ZBZ founder's weekend.
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You know, that special time
of year where former cru ZBZS
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come from far and wide return to their
alma mater to wax nostalgic about
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our shared history
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and sing multiple bonding songs.
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And get hit up for cash
on their way out the door.
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The joys of sisterhood.
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Laura? Could you,
help me with some more stuff?
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You guys really went
all out this year.
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Well, we seem to have
been slipping in the
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campus rankings a little.
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What? That's crazy.
I hadn't heard anything about that.
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- I hate that I know when you're lying.
- Sorry. So how bad is it?
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Fourth... Ish.
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So we're hoping to bring
in some extra cash to
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help with some bigger
mixers and socials.
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You know.
Money certainly doesn't hurt, right?
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- Sounds familiar.
- Anyway,
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Ashleigh and I are
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committed to leaving ZBZ
the way we found it: back on top.
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Well, if there's anything
the Omega Chis can do to help out...
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Thanks.
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I can't believe
you knew about fourth-ish.
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It's getting harder and harder
keeping secrets on this campus, right?
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I guess...
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Watch where you're going,
Evan keller!
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You watch where you're going,
Cappie... Keller.
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Really gotta come up with
some snappier comebacks.
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Or maybe you two'll just disengage from this
pissing contest and actually become friends again.
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Yeah, like that'll ever happen.
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So we're definitely on for operation:
secret double date tonight?
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Jordan and I can't wait
to finally meet grant.
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You know, I've never gone out with
any of your boyfriends before.
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- That came out wrong.
- Does Dale want to join us?
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He turned in all his work early
and went home for the weekend.
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His parents flew him home after
he told them he was an atheist.
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He said they totally accepted his newfound
belief that there's no point to existence.
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Ambush?
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Personally,
I think they're gonna crucify him.
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
let's prepare to dive
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headfirst into our innermost id
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as we roam over the lascivious
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paint strokes
of artists who conspire
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to arouse our beings
in undeniable pleasure.
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Thirty seconds into class
and I'm already creeped out.
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- A new record.
- What's wrong?
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- Jordan's not here.
- So
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let's complete the journey through
the eroticism of modernism
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with the final two presentations.
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Reed and Rutherford.
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Starting with Ms. Reed.
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This is bad.
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Jordan Reed?
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Ms. Reed?
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No, I'm Rusty.
Her boyfriend.
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I think she's just
running a little late.
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Art does not wait.
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Neither do i.
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If we can just wait five minutes...
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In five minutes,
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she will get the same grade
i'm giving her now.
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-= Greek 306 =-
"Lost and Founders"
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VO By :
¤Aka¤, Flolo, JuJu
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Kappa Team
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Aren't we overdoing
it on kitty spirit?
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Each cat represents a year
of ZBZ's history
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{\pos(192,230)}as well as a great way
to change conversation
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{\pos(192,230)}should any of our alumnae ask
about our recent downturn on campus.
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{\pos(192,230)}You really think we shouldn't
tell them we're fourth-ish?
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{\pos(192,230)}Cause we could really use
their help now more than ever.
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{\pos(192,230)}And run the risk of them thinking
we're responsible? Not a chance.
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{\pos(192,230)}This weekend is all about charm,
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flattery and shameless butt-kissing.
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{\pos(192,230)}Right. And I'm keeping
my sights on Doris Mcgovern,
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{\pos(192,230)}class of 1966 and our wealthiest alumna.
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{\pos(192,230)}I've spent the last week
researching her.
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{\pos(192,220)}She could single-handedly
fund next year's entire rush.
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In one year, ZBZ could be back on top.
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Isn't that right?
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About the cats...
Well, I'm
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{\pos(192,230)}worried one day you'll end up surrounded
by dozens of them in
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{\pos(192,230)}a small apartment with newspapers
stacked against the door.
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{\pos(192,230)}Sorry, it's just,
you have no real social life anymore.
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{\pos(192,230)}Fisher's been trying to set you
up with some of his friends...
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{\pos(192,230)}Between pan-hellenic, the pledges,
my classes and this house,
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I have too much on my plate already.
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Why can't you have more than one plate?
You could have two plates,
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- maybe a chafing dish?
- No time to chafe.
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{\pos(192,230)}This weekend I have one job, and that's
to keep my attention on Doris Mcgovern.
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{\pos(192,230)}And her stupid hot grandson.
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{\pos(192,200)}There you are.
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{\pos(192,200)}Here I am.
Here, come check these out.
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{\pos(192,210)}I took these photos this
morning on main street.
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{\pos(192,210)}You should've seen the light, it was
all Dusty and diffused. It was perfect.
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{\pos(192,210)}The light was pretty great in
art history this morning, too.
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{\pos(192,210)}Gosh, I totally forgot.
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{\pos(192,210)}Maybe I can talk to professor
summerfield about turning it in late.
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{\pos(192,210)}It's OK, I took care of it.
After class, I told him
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{\pos(192,210)}you were involved
in a pretty bad hair dryer accident.
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{\pos(192,210)}You can return your report in on monday,
?????????????????????
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{\pos(192,230)}Thank you.
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{\pos(192,210)}You helped me get into the lab
to do my o-chem extra credit.
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- It's the least I can do.
- OK, look at this one.
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This one is my favorite.
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As soon as I put xavier down for his
nap, then Brianna's up running around.
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Then I put her down
and then he's up running around.
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I mean, I get so exhausted.
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Yeah, I'm exhausted just hearing
about it. Would you excuse me?
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Excuse me.
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Hello.
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- You're talking to me now?
- Just for the weekend.
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Remember, this is all about sisterhood.
And their money.
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Thanks for the refresher
course on sisterhood, Ash.
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Super helpful.
Not to mention hypocritical.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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How about we start with Fisher?
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You've already forgiven him for
something he and I both did.
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It's a total double-standard, yet you're
giving me lessons on being good sister.
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Because you're the one that started
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when you decided to play&tongue
twister with Fisher.
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Which makes you the worst sister...
In the whole world.
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- You want to put that to a test?
- What kind of a test?
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A bet.
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The house needs money, so the sister
who raises more money this weekend wins.
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And if I do, you have to
give me a second chance, too.
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Fine. And if I win, you have to be
sober sister for the rest of the year.
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And spend every ZBZ event at the house,
waiting for drunk distress calls?
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Super.
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Look at the plus side, at least
we'll both know what you're doing.
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At least we'll both
know what you're doing.
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I want it yesterday I was 15
and now i'm 16.
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Isn't that weird?
It's just so weird, right?
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Totally weird.
Here's your cake.
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Can you get me a different piece?
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- What's wrong with this one?
- It's cut weird.
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That cake looks delicious.
Did you make that yourself?
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Are you warming up to use
that line on a 16 year-old?
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'cause it might need a little work.
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Please I'm here for the cake,
although I'm more
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of a pie man, but we can
discuss that later over drinks.
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The only drinks i'm dealing with
later are the ones i'm cleaning up.
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Great! Tomorrow night?
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You really aren't clear on
the meaning of "no", are you?
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No. But I'm very good with yeses, as in:
"yes, I find you insanely hot"
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and "yes,
I was hoping you felt the same",
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and "yes,
tomorrow night sounds great."
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- And what if I still said no?
- No to which "yes"?
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The first two.
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Then I'll pick you up at eight,
and won't take no for an answer.
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No to which "yes?"
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- Hey man, is she going out with you?
- I don't know.
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So... That was weird, running into
you and casey this morning. Literally.
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Yeah. She and I are friends again.
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A Psi Phi brownie was involved.
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I've heard of their psychedelic
healing powers.
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You're OK with that, right?
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Yeah, completely.
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Friends are fun.
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I think plato said that.
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Or...
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Elmo.
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The birthday brat just put in a special
request for you to serve them...
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- ...shirtless.
- What?
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I'll make you mine, Mrs. Mcgovern,
I just wanted to say how honored
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- I am to have you back here at ZBZ.
- Of course you are, dear.
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Boy on the floor!
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We never bothered to use towels.
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Well, with your figure,
you didn't need to.
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Right.
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So, I bet the study lounge looked
different without the computers.
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Are you implying that I'm old?
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No, I just wanted to
point out the computers.
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That they're a little outdated...
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I've always said,
"if it ain't broke."
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I always say that, too!
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But of course, if it is
broke, it takes money...
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Right.
I'm going to find my old room.
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She's warm.
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A word of advice?
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She spends her life
getting hit up for money,
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so stop sucking up.
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Am I coming across
a little desperate?
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A little, yeah.
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For what it's worth,
i'm enjoying the tour.
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I'm glad to see that someone is.
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So what do you think
of the house so far?
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Honestly, I'm a little surprised
you girls are such slobs.
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You do know you're only
getting the second floor tour
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- because you're with doris.
- Yeah, I know.
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Traveling with her sometimes
does have its perks.
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Don't be nervous.
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What if he recognizes me?
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He won't. Just trust me,
it was over a year ago.
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Grant, this is rusty
and this is jordan.
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- Great finally meeting you guys.
- Yeah, absolutely.
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I feel like we've met before.
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No. Probably not.
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So jordan, what happened
to you this morning?
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I was taking pictures
on main street.
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You should see her pictures.
She is really good.
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Are you sure we haven't met?
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Are you taking any photography
classes this semester?
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No, I've never thought
about taking it in school.
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A friend of mine from back home is
a professional photographer in new york.
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Twenty-three and she's already
shooting spreads forvogue.
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Teen vogue.
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If you want, you could call her.
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Yeah, that'd be great. I'd love
to hear how she got started.
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She must be really talented if
she's doing all that just out of school.
234
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:45,746
Actually, she dropped out and
she got a job as an intern,
235
00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:48,957
paid her dues, and now
she's working on her own.
236
00:11:49,332 --> 00:11:51,375
Really?
I had no idea you could do that.
237
00:11:51,648 --> 00:11:53,152
It's pretty risky though.
238
00:11:53,515 --> 00:11:56,128
Seems like you need a college degree to
do anything these days.
239
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,899
- Not necessarily in the arts.
- Exactly!
240
00:11:59,299 --> 00:12:01,296
She was telling me that...
241
00:12:02,915 --> 00:12:03,764
Stuff.
242
00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:07,768
- School's not for everyone.
- It should be.
243
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,651
You're one of the omega chis
244
00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:13,105
that taped me to the wall last year.
245
00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:19,605
You guys should try this corn bread,
it's really... Fresh.
246
00:12:23,706 --> 00:12:26,256
With our country torn asunder,
247
00:12:26,381 --> 00:12:29,373
it pains me that we are
engaged in battle as well.
248
00:12:30,207 --> 00:12:33,001
{\pos(192,250)}You are my sister,
and have betrayed me.
249
00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:35,482
If only a magical wood nymph.
250
00:12:35,607 --> 00:12:37,547
{\pos(192,240)}Someone got herself a chafing dish.
251
00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:41,606
{\pos(192,255)}- He's really sweet.
- But don't you think it's kinda weird
252
00:12:41,731 --> 00:12:44,328
that doris brought him
to a sority function?
253
00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:46,000
He's the only boy here.
254
00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:48,167
He's helping his grandma out.
255
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:49,682
I think it's really nice.
256
00:12:49,807 --> 00:12:51,622
An injured wood nymph approaches.
257
00:12:52,351 --> 00:12:56,148
Be calm and quiet so we
do not scare the injured.
258
00:13:03,377 --> 00:13:04,908
Wood nymph?
259
00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:07,488
- Really?
- Come on, it's zbz history.
260
00:13:09,109 --> 00:13:10,749
How's it going with doris?
261
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:14,854
I've tried professional,
gracious, nonchalant...
262
00:13:14,979 --> 00:13:17,078
But I'm not any closer
than I was with desperate.
263
00:13:17,203 --> 00:13:19,631
Don't give up.
She loved her time here.
264
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,752
That's the problem.
She loves zbz of the past.
265
00:13:21,877 --> 00:13:23,672
Not really zbz of the present.
266
00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:26,391
- So, focus on the past.
- Nostalgia...
267
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,227
We could brainstorm
more later. Grab a drink?
268
00:13:34,179 --> 00:13:38,072
I provided that you ditch the
bayonet and the mustache.
269
00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:41,193
I'm sure I could manage to...
270
00:13:41,318 --> 00:13:43,556
your stupid brother is
waiting for you in the kitchen.
271
00:13:46,554 --> 00:13:48,493
I'm sorry, I have to...
272
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:51,105
No excuses. It's a soldier's duty.
273
00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:55,569
But what can eugenia and I offer yee.
274
00:13:55,694 --> 00:13:58,424
In return, ensorcelled nymph?
275
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:02,590
You need a shave.
276
00:14:02,853 --> 00:14:05,427
And you need to stop
eating our food.
277
00:14:05,596 --> 00:14:08,276
What's up? You just interrupted
some serious.
278
00:14:08,401 --> 00:14:09,725
Networking.
279
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:12,071
It's jordan. Has she talked
to you about school lately?
280
00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:13,781
Like if she's having any problems?
281
00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:16,298
She's mentioned she has
an 8:00am class she hates.
282
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:18,226
But I mean, who could blame her?
283
00:14:18,351 --> 00:14:19,733
Brains don't work that early.
284
00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,359
No, I mean academically.
285
00:14:21,484 --> 00:14:23,506
I just get the feeling
she's not that into school.
286
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:25,571
Like she doesn't see
the point to any of it.
287
00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:27,509
Yeah, with an 8:00am, who would?
288
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,141
OK, unfortunately, unlike you,
289
00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:32,472
we all didn't know what we
wanted to do when we were born.
290
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,355
Most of us are still
figuring it out.
291
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,630
I said,
292
00:14:35,755 --> 00:14:39,058
"does he not see
how devotedly I love him?"
293
00:14:39,183 --> 00:14:40,949
Crap, that's my cue.
294
00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,173
You're saying there's
nothing I can do about it?
295
00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:45,578
Isn't the question "what is
jordan going to do about it?"
296
00:14:45,703 --> 00:14:47,095
What affects jordan affects me.
297
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,305
You love studying polymer
science, what does she have?
298
00:14:50,615 --> 00:14:53,508
I don't know. She's been
really into photography lately.
299
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,181
Then maybe that's her direction.
300
00:14:55,306 --> 00:14:58,739
"Does he not see how
devotedly I love him?"
301
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,280
Sorry, I gotta go storm atlanta.
302
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:08,844
According to the undergrad catalogue,
all you need is professor belski
303
00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:11,504
to approve your portfolio
and then you're in the major.
304
00:15:11,629 --> 00:15:13,625
- But I don't even have a portfolio.
- Yet.
305
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:16,404
We'll worry about that
after she agrees to look at it.
306
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,772
Thank you for doing this for me.
307
00:15:20,011 --> 00:15:21,908
You can thank me if it works.
308
00:15:27,884 --> 00:15:29,548
Hi, professor belski...
309
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,363
What do you think of this?
310
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,014
It's an eye?
311
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,021
They say that eyes are
the windows to the soul.
312
00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:37,854
But windows are clear, transparent,
merely a framing device.
313
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,864
So what does a well-exposed
close-up of an eye,
314
00:15:40,989 --> 00:15:43,034
a frame within a frame, mean?
315
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:48,157
Nothing? If there's no context.
316
00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,988
Exactly.
317
00:15:50,113 --> 00:15:51,619
What's your name?
318
00:15:52,349 --> 00:15:53,410
Jordan reed.
319
00:15:53,756 --> 00:15:56,911
I'm actually interested in majoring in
photography and I was wondering...
320
00:15:57,036 --> 00:15:59,584
We're wondering if you could
take a look at her portfolio.
321
00:16:01,429 --> 00:16:03,306
May you take a look
at her portfolio?
322
00:16:03,431 --> 00:16:07,123
The month. I look at portfolios
the month of may for next fall.
323
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,274
I was hoping to start
sooner than that.
324
00:16:09,399 --> 00:16:11,122
Do you think you could
make an exception?
325
00:16:11,247 --> 00:16:13,164
May. No exceptions.
326
00:16:13,289 --> 00:16:15,009
And no eyeballs, please.
327
00:16:19,238 --> 00:16:20,969
May isn't that far away.
328
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:23,701
But the program doesn't
start'til next fall.
329
00:16:23,826 --> 00:16:25,393
And that's if I even get in.
330
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,136
What if she doesn't
like my pictures?
331
00:16:27,531 --> 00:16:29,597
She'll love them.
You just have to wait.
332
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,470
Another year?
333
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,607
We used to roast marshmallows here
334
00:16:37,732 --> 00:16:40,039
but the cost of cleaning
the chimney became too great.
335
00:16:40,824 --> 00:16:43,135
My kids love to roast marshmallows.
336
00:16:43,260 --> 00:16:44,721
They're six and four.
337
00:16:44,846 --> 00:16:46,394
It's the first time I've been away.
338
00:16:47,531 --> 00:16:49,621
- You must really Miss them.
- What?
339
00:16:49,746 --> 00:16:51,397
My kids, sure.
340
00:16:53,325 --> 00:16:54,939
But I Miss this house.
341
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,682
And the sisters, and the gossip...
342
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,829
Come on, gimme some gossip.
343
00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:04,124
Caroline is failing german.
344
00:17:04,249 --> 00:17:06,997
And jamie wears invisible braces.
345
00:17:08,011 --> 00:17:10,028
Come on, give me some real dirt.
346
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:11,404
I won't tell.
347
00:17:17,195 --> 00:17:18,807
See that girl over there?
348
00:17:18,932 --> 00:17:21,285
She kissed my boyfriend
at a kt party.
349
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:24,822
You're hanging out with kts?
350
00:17:25,721 --> 00:17:27,586
B: what a skank!
351
00:17:28,053 --> 00:17:30,565
Yeah. We're in a bet.
352
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,896
And if she raises more money than me,
I actually have to forgive her.
353
00:17:35,378 --> 00:17:37,292
I just don't know what I can do.
354
00:17:38,417 --> 00:17:40,632
We can make damn
sure she doesn't win.
355
00:17:40,757 --> 00:17:42,377
Hand me my purse.
356
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:49,011
Are there always this
many people here?
357
00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,886
This is a slow night. You go for
a table and i'll get us some drinks.
358
00:17:52,011 --> 00:17:53,767
But I was hoping to treat.
359
00:17:54,129 --> 00:17:57,284
Girls get served way faster
than guys. So, this one's on me.
360
00:17:59,966 --> 00:18:01,796
- Two drafts please.
- You got it.
361
00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:03,312
Girls always get served faster.
362
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,202
It's probably because of the boobs.
363
00:18:05,817 --> 00:18:07,639
Do you want me to get you one?
364
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,212
Two, actually.
365
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,090
I just saw these
girls in pink sweaters
366
00:18:13,379 --> 00:18:15,993
almost throw down over
an empty bathroom stall.
367
00:18:18,145 --> 00:18:19,346
Hey, I'm lana.
368
00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:20,682
I'm casey.
369
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:25,269
So... How do you
two know each other?
370
00:18:25,524 --> 00:18:27,771
Fight club. Damn.
I broke the first rule.
371
00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:29,602
And the second one.
372
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:32,754
Do you know each other from class?
373
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,403
I don't go to school here.
374
00:18:34,627 --> 00:18:35,989
Where do you go?
375
00:18:36,344 --> 00:18:38,032
To work. That's about it.
376
00:18:41,446 --> 00:18:43,741
- Here you go.
- You look thirsty.
377
00:18:44,033 --> 00:18:45,133
No.
378
00:18:45,809 --> 00:18:48,587
I'm here with... nate.
He's this guy...
379
00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:50,628
That I'm seeing. He's over there.
380
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,427
He got a table. He's a keeper.
381
00:18:55,776 --> 00:18:57,153
Does he share?
382
00:18:58,468 --> 00:19:00,137
Do you want to join us?
383
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,552
Sure, yeah.
384
00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:14,823
Nate, this is lana.
385
00:19:14,948 --> 00:19:16,321
And cappie.
386
00:19:17,218 --> 00:19:18,823
That's a funny name.
387
00:19:19,179 --> 00:19:20,883
Yeah, it makes me laugh, too.
388
00:19:21,008 --> 00:19:22,853
So how do you two know each other?
389
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:26,260
We just met actually.
At zbz founder's weekend.
390
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,731
Funny. You look awfully young
and male to have founded zbz.
391
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,651
No, he's accompanying his
grandmother. Isn't that sweet?
392
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,173
Actually,
doris is not my grandmother.
393
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:37,759
She's not?
394
00:19:38,124 --> 00:19:39,932
No, I'm more of her helper.
395
00:19:40,057 --> 00:19:41,836
Her helperish friend.
396
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,808
What does a helperish friend do?
397
00:19:44,987 --> 00:19:47,316
Other than make great
meals out of hamburger?
398
00:19:48,798 --> 00:19:51,039
When doris's husband died,
399
00:19:51,164 --> 00:19:53,431
she had to run
the company by herself,
400
00:19:53,784 --> 00:19:55,512
and she needed
an extra set of hands.
401
00:19:55,737 --> 00:19:57,420
And what exactly do those hands do?
402
00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,321
They help, OK?
403
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:02,492
I think taking care of the
elderly is a wonderful thing.
404
00:20:02,703 --> 00:20:04,376
Sure. Helping is great.
405
00:20:04,501 --> 00:20:07,552
I think elmo said that. Or plato.
406
00:20:09,307 --> 00:20:12,192
So what kind of name
is cappie? Dutch?
407
00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:29,600
{\pos(192,240)}After all this work, I really feel like
I've "urned" this wine.
408
00:20:30,609 --> 00:20:32,790
{\pos(192,250)}- That's funny, right.
- No.
409
00:20:33,382 --> 00:20:35,482
{\pos(192,250)}- So I was with casey last night...
- Really?
410
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:38,160
- You guys hung out?
- Yeah.
411
00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:42,349
{\pos(192,250)}She was with this guy, nate.
Something's not right with him.
412
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,876
{\pos(192,250)}Not to mention i'm 99 percent sure
he lifted a tip off the table.
413
00:20:45,001 --> 00:20:46,338
Why didn't you say something?
414
00:20:46,463 --> 00:20:48,472
I can't. She'll just accuse
me of being jealous.
415
00:20:48,597 --> 00:20:51,028
- Are you?
- No. I want her to move on.
416
00:20:51,153 --> 00:20:53,303
- Just not with a douche bag.
- Right.
417
00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:57,406
But... Someone could talk to her.
418
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,161
A friend?
419
00:20:59,698 --> 00:21:02,384
Yeah, all right.
I'll warn casey off your douche bigalow.
420
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,226
"Douche bigalow", that's funny.
421
00:21:04,351 --> 00:21:06,518
- I must be wearing off on you.
- That's what he said.
422
00:21:06,643 --> 00:21:07,891
The streak ends at one.
423
00:21:08,235 --> 00:21:10,116
- So, you'll talk to casey?
- Yes.
424
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:12,599
Just one question.
425
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:15,063
How am I supposed to warn her
about somebody I've never met?
426
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,431
If I don't do something soon,
427
00:21:18,556 --> 00:21:20,613
I have a feeling jordan
might leave school.
428
00:21:20,738 --> 00:21:22,001
So what if she does?
429
00:21:22,126 --> 00:21:24,454
It's possible that college
might not be right for her.
430
00:21:24,579 --> 00:21:27,036
She would be making a
massive mistake if she quit.
431
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:30,160
- And I have to stop that.
- What does that mean?
432
00:21:30,285 --> 00:21:32,477
It means you should drop
your jacket back at the house,
433
00:21:32,602 --> 00:21:34,339
'cause you're not going to need it.
434
00:21:34,464 --> 00:21:36,494
This isn't one of your
really bad ideas, is it?
435
00:21:36,619 --> 00:21:38,255
This is one of
my really great ideas.
436
00:21:43,027 --> 00:21:45,134
It's amazing how fast the years go.
437
00:21:45,259 --> 00:21:47,412
It seems like only yesterday.
438
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:49,598
All the more reason we need zbz
439
00:21:49,723 --> 00:21:51,772
to remain a part of our lives now.
440
00:21:51,897 --> 00:21:53,642
I'm rebecca logan.
441
00:21:54,536 --> 00:21:56,974
- You kissed ashleigh's boyfriend.
- Excuse me?
442
00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,360
- That's not what zbz sisters do.
- Excuse me?
443
00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:03,266
I'm donating to the house, but
i'm giving my money to ashleigh.
444
00:22:03,391 --> 00:22:04,651
Excuse me.
445
00:22:07,521 --> 00:22:09,629
What in the hell have
you been telling people?
446
00:22:09,754 --> 00:22:12,080
- B The truth.
- I suppose she neglected to mention
447
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,751
that she's forgiven her boyfriend,
but she won't forgive me.
448
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:15,833
Is that true?
449
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:19,864
She has a completely different
standard for boyfriends than sisters.
450
00:22:19,989 --> 00:22:21,914
That's a little
hypocritical, don't you think?
451
00:22:22,039 --> 00:22:23,870
- No. I don't. Because...
- Well I do.
452
00:22:23,995 --> 00:22:25,993
I think it's time people
found out the whole story.
453
00:22:26,118 --> 00:22:27,804
We have a lot to discuss.
454
00:22:32,454 --> 00:22:33,933
Some group?
455
00:22:34,058 --> 00:22:36,315
Wait, this is your year, isn't it?
456
00:22:36,626 --> 00:22:38,394
I didn't know we brought that down.
457
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:43,124
Sometimes it helps when
you're being terribly obvious
458
00:22:43,249 --> 00:22:44,879
to just admit it.
459
00:22:45,466 --> 00:22:47,384
I brought it down on purpose.
460
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:50,343
And you should,
it was a stellar year.
461
00:22:50,468 --> 00:22:52,838
- We won greek week...
- Sports banner,
462
00:22:52,963 --> 00:22:55,489
top gpa, greek blue ribbon.
463
00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:57,875
You know what they say,
the more things change.
464
00:22:58,054 --> 00:22:59,683
The more they stay the same.
465
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:02,046
This doesn't look the same.
466
00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:04,514
Actually,
this place looks like hell.
467
00:23:04,639 --> 00:23:06,335
It is the same.
468
00:23:07,101 --> 00:23:08,954
Zbz, number one.
469
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,437
The men of omega chi have
courage to always fight
470
00:23:13,562 --> 00:23:15,672
and here are omega
chis serenading us
471
00:23:15,797 --> 00:23:18,686
like they always do, because we're the
number one house.
472
00:23:19,393 --> 00:23:22,566
Where fraternal bonds make us strong
473
00:23:22,853 --> 00:23:26,360
a sword to our chest on the field
474
00:23:31,152 --> 00:23:34,027
the men of omega chi
475
00:23:34,152 --> 00:23:36,345
stout hearts brave and true
476
00:23:37,478 --> 00:23:40,110
just in the nick of time.
You are the best!
477
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:43,856
Hopefully this'll stir up
some rewarding memories.
478
00:23:48,398 --> 00:23:50,625
Who's the new guy?
I don't recognize him.
479
00:23:51,661 --> 00:23:53,973
He's just here for the weekend.
480
00:23:55,922 --> 00:23:57,621
Do I detect a cartwright crush?
481
00:23:58,021 --> 00:23:59,187
He's all right.
482
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,152
Hey man, I'm evan chambers.
483
00:24:02,277 --> 00:24:03,316
Nate radcliffe.
484
00:24:03,618 --> 00:24:05,298
- Where you from?
- Baltimore.
485
00:24:05,423 --> 00:24:06,910
Balti-more.
486
00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,173
Would you excuse us for a minute?
487
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:10,888
Sure.
488
00:24:15,189 --> 00:24:17,881
- I don't know. I don't like him.
- What? You just met him.
489
00:24:18,006 --> 00:24:19,875
But I got a really
bad feeling about him.
490
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,918
- From a handshake?
- Sweaty palms.
491
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,604
Wait a minute. Are you jealous?
492
00:24:26,007 --> 00:24:26,946
What?
493
00:24:27,388 --> 00:24:30,074
Jealous? No, I'm
not jealous. I'm concerned.
494
00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:32,220
- I thought we were friends.
- We are friends.
495
00:24:32,345 --> 00:24:34,320
And as your friend, i'm telling you,
496
00:24:34,763 --> 00:24:36,933
I don't like douche
bigalow over there.
497
00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:41,533
And that sounds like cappie.
498
00:24:48,835 --> 00:24:51,334
You guard the door, I'll get
the pictures from the computer.
499
00:24:52,055 --> 00:24:53,324
And then what?
500
00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:58,121
Then I'll get her pictures
in front of professor belski.
501
00:24:58,628 --> 00:25:00,712
It's just one of those things
boyfriends do for
502
00:25:00,837 --> 00:25:02,728
their girlfriends
because they love them.
503
00:25:02,853 --> 00:25:05,336
Are you sure you're doing this
for jordan, or for you?
504
00:25:06,674 --> 00:25:09,173
OK, I don't think that's really...
505
00:25:17,767 --> 00:25:18,599
Surprise!
506
00:25:19,569 --> 00:25:21,185
Rusty! What are you doing here?
507
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:25,350
I thought since we had
that afternoon free...
508
00:25:25,475 --> 00:25:28,317
That we would play Stephen Hawking
509
00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,386
and the naughty
scientist girl again?
510
00:25:31,952 --> 00:25:34,146
C'mon, say it.
Say it. Say it for me!
511
00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,370
Rusty, say it!
512
00:25:38,913 --> 00:25:40,719
Take off your clothes.
513
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,598
Actually...
514
00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,012
I thought first
we could actually go...
515
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,299
We could study somewhere else.
516
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,758
You surprised me to study?
517
00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:54,510
As foreplay.
518
00:26:05,767 --> 00:26:07,130
Straight people...
519
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,432
I had fun tonight.
520
00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:20,226
To be honest, I haven't really
done much dating lately.
521
00:26:20,351 --> 00:26:21,341
Me either.
522
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,472
Doris tends to take up
a lot of time.
523
00:26:24,629 --> 00:26:25,750
I can only imagine.
524
00:26:26,883 --> 00:26:28,669
What do you do for her, anyway?
525
00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:31,756
- I'm a friend who helps her out.
- Helps her out how?
526
00:26:31,924 --> 00:26:33,453
Crossing the street? Opening jars?
527
00:26:33,578 --> 00:26:36,538
Aiding and abetting sorority girls
who dare cross her path?
528
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:38,882
It's complicated.
529
00:26:40,611 --> 00:26:41,897
So in the interest of
530
00:26:42,319 --> 00:26:43,647
keeping this simple.
531
00:26:54,879 --> 00:26:55,902
By the way,
532
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:57,406
I talked to doris.
533
00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,417
She's gonna write ZBZ
a nice big check.
534
00:26:59,542 --> 00:27:01,911
That's amazing, thank you!
535
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:05,371
Even after you slip me my percentage,
you're gonna have a lot for the house.
536
00:27:06,053 --> 00:27:07,725
- Your what?
- My cut.
537
00:27:09,047 --> 00:27:10,405
I was thinking 20 percent,
538
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,425
but since you're so incredibly hot,
I'll take 15.
539
00:27:14,857 --> 00:27:16,496
That money is supposed to be
540
00:27:16,621 --> 00:27:18,844
a charitable donation
to the sorority.
541
00:27:19,012 --> 00:27:21,222
And it will be.
Most of it, anyway.
542
00:27:21,928 --> 00:27:23,808
And what if I tell doris?
543
00:27:26,247 --> 00:27:27,269
Be smart, Casey.
544
00:27:27,463 --> 00:27:28,393
No offense,
545
00:27:28,518 --> 00:27:31,023
you don't want to do anything
that you're gonna regret later.
546
00:27:32,597 --> 00:27:33,701
I already did.
547
00:27:42,921 --> 00:27:45,663
I still can't believe
you wanted to come to an art show.
548
00:27:46,108 --> 00:27:47,937
I didn't think this was your thing.
549
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:49,710
I've got a feeling.
550
00:27:49,835 --> 00:27:52,049
{\pos(192,210)}We'll both find something
to enjoy here tonight.
551
00:27:55,385 --> 00:27:57,296
{\pos(192,210)}If taking pictures makes you happy,
552
00:27:57,421 --> 00:28:00,094
{\pos(192,210)}then you belong here at CRU
in the photography department.
553
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:03,316
And if professor Belski
doesn't look at your portfolio,
554
00:28:04,021 --> 00:28:06,563
maybe she'll look at
your first public showing.
555
00:28:10,047 --> 00:28:11,276
Oh, my God!
556
00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:14,579
My photos...
557
00:28:25,159 --> 00:28:26,495
You remember Jordan Reed?
558
00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:30,078
Of course. I'm looking forward
to seeing your portfolio in may.
559
00:28:30,392 --> 00:28:32,960
We don't have to wait that long.
These are her photos.
560
00:28:48,543 --> 00:28:49,643
What do you think?
561
00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:50,770
Amateurish.
562
00:28:51,479 --> 00:28:54,194
But there is some interesting
composition, depth.
563
00:28:54,319 --> 00:28:55,502
And no eyeballs.
564
00:28:55,692 --> 00:28:58,736
Are you gonna keep annoying me
until I let her into the program?
565
00:28:58,904 --> 00:29:00,114
You can count on it.
566
00:29:01,524 --> 00:29:03,103
I'll probably regret this.
567
00:29:03,613 --> 00:29:05,609
You can begin classes next semester.
568
00:29:07,382 --> 00:29:08,639
It's a three-year program.
569
00:29:08,764 --> 00:29:11,624
Culminating in an art show
you won't have to crash.
570
00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:13,801
- And then?
- You'll have to do what everyone else
571
00:29:13,926 --> 00:29:16,675
does after they graduate
with a degree in photography,
572
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:18,839
hunt for a job as an assistant.
573
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:21,550
And if you're good,
you work your way up.
574
00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:35,189
What are you doing here?
575
00:29:35,357 --> 00:29:37,436
I was on a date. With Nate.
576
00:29:37,561 --> 00:29:38,651
It ended early.
577
00:29:38,819 --> 00:29:42,488
I guess I need two dates to figure out
what you got just from shaking his hand.
578
00:29:45,214 --> 00:29:46,951
Sorry I accused you
of being jealous,
579
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:48,904
you were just looking out for me.
580
00:29:57,037 --> 00:30:00,101
Anyway, he got Doris
to donate money to the house,
581
00:30:00,226 --> 00:30:02,466
then expected a percentage
for himself.
582
00:30:02,925 --> 00:30:03,984
You're kidding.
583
00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:08,726
I should've known. Money has a real
knack for turning guys into jerks.
584
00:30:10,007 --> 00:30:11,308
I didn't mean...
585
00:30:11,611 --> 00:30:13,070
I meant Nate.
586
00:30:13,195 --> 00:30:15,030
No, I get it. It's OK.
587
00:30:18,674 --> 00:30:21,426
I shouldn't have started dating.
I guess I'm not ready.
588
00:30:21,551 --> 00:30:22,472
After...
589
00:30:22,793 --> 00:30:23,916
Max and...
590
00:30:25,497 --> 00:30:26,845
... everything.
591
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:32,198
I think you're ready.
592
00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:36,727
I just don't think you're ready
to date jerks like him.
593
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,508
Can I walk you home?
594
00:30:46,437 --> 00:30:48,158
I'm good, but...
595
00:30:48,594 --> 00:30:49,531
Thanks.
596
00:31:08,726 --> 00:31:10,175
What was all that about?
597
00:31:11,748 --> 00:31:14,629
I think you were right
about her new douche.
598
00:31:17,615 --> 00:31:18,885
First Max then Nate.
599
00:31:19,899 --> 00:31:21,894
I swear it's all been downhill
since me.
600
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,091
Thanks. Yeah...
601
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:33,057
We should take pictures
of your pictures.
602
00:31:33,839 --> 00:31:35,017
Is that weird?
603
00:31:36,683 --> 00:31:38,342
Thank you for everything today.
604
00:31:38,467 --> 00:31:40,168
God, it was amazing.
605
00:31:46,364 --> 00:31:47,635
I turned it down.
606
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:49,653
What? Why?
607
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,248
Rusty, do you know how many classes
I took in community college,
608
00:31:55,373 --> 00:31:57,019
in every possible subject?
609
00:31:57,424 --> 00:32:00,518
How I wanted to believe
that moving here would make me happy?
610
00:32:00,643 --> 00:32:03,516
Even the whole study abroad thing,
it was just another way to buy time
611
00:32:03,641 --> 00:32:06,298
until I figured out
what it was I wanted to do.
612
00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,276
- And what is that?
- I want to be a photographer.
613
00:32:09,959 --> 00:32:13,138
I want to be an artist,
not spend my time studying art.
614
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:16,509
Look, rusty, school is
where you belong, but not me.
615
00:32:18,988 --> 00:32:20,576
And if I want to do this,
616
00:32:21,203 --> 00:32:22,690
I gotta do this for real.
617
00:32:25,072 --> 00:32:26,464
You're dropping out.
618
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:32,143
So we'll just find you a job here,
you can get an apartment.
619
00:32:32,268 --> 00:32:34,368
There's one in my building,
I was actually...
620
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:36,415
You know Grant's friend?
621
00:32:36,692 --> 00:32:37,788
The photographer?
622
00:32:39,763 --> 00:32:41,623
I talked to her earlier today.
623
00:32:44,075 --> 00:32:46,456
Rus, this is an opportunity
of a lifetime.
624
00:32:50,915 --> 00:32:52,545
She offered me an internship.
625
00:32:54,946 --> 00:32:55,972
In New York.
626
00:33:04,394 --> 00:33:06,191
Carry the one...
627
00:33:07,698 --> 00:33:11,165
I'm ahead by four-hundred dollars.
And that's just from six alums.
628
00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:14,366
I guess rich people are more comfortable
with cheating than with hypocrisy.
629
00:33:14,534 --> 00:33:16,877
Not so fast. I got more
630
00:33:17,273 --> 00:33:18,884
alums to donate than you.
631
00:33:19,397 --> 00:33:22,066
- So I'm going with the popular vote.
- You're changing the rules?
632
00:33:22,439 --> 00:33:25,002
- I'm winning!
- Anyway, I can't forgive you.
633
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,128
That's not...
634
00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:30,865
You know what? Forget it.
I'm done and I've had it.
635
00:33:30,990 --> 00:33:33,071
With you, with everyone!
Because no matter what I do,
636
00:33:33,196 --> 00:33:34,988
I guess I'll always be
the house slut.
637
00:33:39,647 --> 00:33:41,352
What is wrong with Rebecca?
638
00:33:41,918 --> 00:33:43,192
You floozy!
639
00:33:44,976 --> 00:33:47,107
- Me?
- She must mean rebecca.
640
00:33:47,982 --> 00:33:49,540
I just talked to Nate
641
00:33:49,665 --> 00:33:52,446
and he told me
how you threw yourself at him.
642
00:33:52,753 --> 00:33:53,448
What?
643
00:33:53,824 --> 00:33:55,063
I want... No.
644
00:33:55,392 --> 00:33:57,228
I demand a kitty passing!
645
00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:05,525
You forced yourself on Nate.
646
00:34:05,650 --> 00:34:07,237
With all due respect,
Mrs. McGovern,
647
00:34:07,362 --> 00:34:10,603
Nate tried to squeeze us for 20 percent
of your donation to this house.
648
00:34:10,728 --> 00:34:13,092
At least try to lie convincingly.
649
00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:16,220
{\pos(192,210)}Sorry, he said 15 percent
because I'm so incredibly hot.
650
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,806
{\pos(192,210)}Someone has an awfully
high opinion of herself.
651
00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:22,142
{\pos(192,210)}Oh my god, this is insane.
What is he to you, anyway?
652
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:24,655
What he is to me
is none of your business.
653
00:34:25,176 --> 00:34:28,190
So yes or no,
do you deny kissing him?
654
00:34:28,593 --> 00:34:31,777
Yes, I mean no...
Yes, I did kiss him.
655
00:34:31,945 --> 00:34:33,887
{\pos(230,230)}So you admit it.
656
00:34:34,771 --> 00:34:36,990
{\pos(230,230)}You're nothing
but a player and a strumpet.
657
00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,034
{\pos(230,230)}I didn't know Casey
played the strumpet.
658
00:34:40,431 --> 00:34:43,094
{\pos(230,230)}Never mind. I don't care what you think.
And I'm done kissing your ass.
659
00:34:43,219 --> 00:34:46,625
{\pos(230,230)}If you don't trust me, I don't want your
money, I don't want you as my sister.
660
00:34:47,164 --> 00:34:48,022
May I?
661
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:54,329
I don't remember half
the college boys I slept with.
662
00:34:55,188 --> 00:34:58,219
Although there was one Lambda Sig...
663
00:34:58,805 --> 00:35:01,673
It was like he had
the hindenburgin in shorts.
664
00:35:05,025 --> 00:35:06,687
You don't by chance have a point?
665
00:35:08,563 --> 00:35:10,875
My point is that after the boys
in your life have gone,
666
00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:13,277
you'll still have your ZBZ sisters.
667
00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:16,155
- Not the one who kissed my boyfriend.
- Or the one who's a total hypocrite!
668
00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,490
Neither one of you is holding pussy.
669
00:35:19,559 --> 00:35:21,637
When all is said and done,
we're sisters.
670
00:35:21,762 --> 00:35:23,495
That's why you always used to say
671
00:35:23,664 --> 00:35:25,459
"Sisters before misters".
672
00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:29,115
- Is that like bros before hos?
- Sisters before misters, damn it!
673
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,388
That's why
we have founder's weekend,
674
00:35:31,513 --> 00:35:33,922
to remind us that men come and go
675
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:37,491
but our ZBE family is forever.
676
00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:45,235
And families should be honest
with each other and I...
677
00:35:45,748 --> 00:35:46,625
We all,
678
00:35:46,750 --> 00:35:50,202
spent the weekend trying
to get money from our older sisters
679
00:35:50,981 --> 00:35:54,193
using all kinds of methods.
Because the truth is...
680
00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:57,207
We're in trouble.
681
00:35:57,662 --> 00:35:59,531
We're not number one anymore.
682
00:36:00,112 --> 00:36:02,075
We're sort of fourth. Ish.
683
00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:07,203
We were hoping to raise enough money
to make some improvements on the house,
684
00:36:07,328 --> 00:36:09,541
throw some killer mixers
and eventually have
685
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:12,176
the best rush
this campus has ever seen.
686
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,213
Sisters before everything else.
687
00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,602
It's a shame
that's so easy to forget.
688
00:36:18,635 --> 00:36:19,718
I have to pee.
689
00:36:33,819 --> 00:36:37,183
You want coffee, milk, soda?
690
00:36:37,308 --> 00:36:41,256
- I got some leftover kettlewell corn...
- How about talking to me about tonight.
691
00:36:52,481 --> 00:36:54,416
I can't believe
that you're really going
692
00:36:55,302 --> 00:36:57,798
I helped you, and I encouraged
and supported you,
693
00:36:59,229 --> 00:37:00,784
and now you're just gonna leave?
694
00:37:02,583 --> 00:37:03,551
I'm sorry.
695
00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,197
I'm sorry too,
696
00:37:05,817 --> 00:37:08,883
If this is how you get repaid
for being a good boyfriend.
697
00:37:10,892 --> 00:37:14,237
You do stuff for someone
because you love them,
698
00:37:16,127 --> 00:37:18,902
then they wake up one morning
and then they say "So long".
699
00:37:20,284 --> 00:37:22,745
You've always known
what you wanted to do
700
00:37:23,595 --> 00:37:26,066
and that's why I love
being with you because
701
00:37:26,697 --> 00:37:29,698
you made me feel like one day
I'd figure out my thing, too.
702
00:37:30,796 --> 00:37:34,543
And it's because of you that I'm finally
doing what's right for me.
703
00:37:42,288 --> 00:37:43,994
Excuse me if...
704
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:48,255
- I'm not all smiley about it.
- Neither am I,
705
00:37:48,971 --> 00:37:51,604
because the one thing
I don't want is for us to end.
706
00:37:53,218 --> 00:37:54,752
I don't think we have to.
707
00:37:55,962 --> 00:37:58,723
I mean, plenty of people
do the whole long-distance thing.
708
00:37:59,613 --> 00:38:01,638
What about
when I was gonna go to Europe?
709
00:38:02,072 --> 00:38:05,264
There's a difference. If you were going
to Europe, you were coming back.
710
00:38:20,912 --> 00:38:22,758
I think pussy-willow is dead.
711
00:38:25,447 --> 00:38:27,055
I have the final tally.
712
00:38:29,705 --> 00:38:30,933
How much did I won by?
713
00:38:31,101 --> 00:38:32,692
Apparently, that kitty passing made
714
00:38:33,127 --> 00:38:34,502
everyone come together
715
00:38:34,627 --> 00:38:36,410
and we raised another 900 dollars,
716
00:38:37,216 --> 00:38:39,472
but it became a popularity contest.
717
00:38:40,424 --> 00:38:41,735
They liked me more.
718
00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:43,261
Then sober sister, it is.
719
00:38:46,011 --> 00:38:47,644
I want to know why you did it.
720
00:38:48,753 --> 00:38:50,077
Why did you kiss him?
721
00:38:54,027 --> 00:38:55,766
I was just lonely and drunk.
722
00:38:57,340 --> 00:38:58,669
You're my best friend,
723
00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:00,963
and you weren't around
because you were with Fisher.
724
00:39:01,612 --> 00:39:03,090
So you were jealous of me?
725
00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:05,413
I guess I wanted
what I couldn't have,
726
00:39:05,910 --> 00:39:09,054
and I haven't had what I wanted
in a really long time.
727
00:39:09,222 --> 00:39:10,533
What do you want?
728
00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:12,219
To be happy.
729
00:39:14,061 --> 00:39:15,684
But every single time,
730
00:39:16,032 --> 00:39:17,535
something gets in the way.
731
00:39:18,971 --> 00:39:21,324
You get in the way.
You know that, right?
732
00:39:21,937 --> 00:39:24,302
When life gets too comfortable,
I screw things up.
733
00:39:25,398 --> 00:39:27,197
I'm comfortable
in the uncomfortable.
734
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:30,381
It's just what I do.
735
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:35,603
Forget sober sister,
736
00:39:35,728 --> 00:39:37,208
That's for the pledges
737
00:39:38,168 --> 00:39:39,526
I think we're good now.
738
00:39:41,446 --> 00:39:44,009
- Really?
- On a probationary basis.
739
00:39:45,318 --> 00:39:46,732
Because if you do it again,
740
00:39:47,216 --> 00:39:48,677
you'll end up like pussy-willow.
741
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,319
For the house.
742
00:40:10,658 --> 00:40:13,118
Does this have anything to do
with kitty passing?
743
00:40:14,371 --> 00:40:15,467
Nate caved.
744
00:40:15,592 --> 00:40:17,664
He told me he tried
hitting you up for money.
745
00:40:17,832 --> 00:40:19,607
15 percent.
746
00:40:22,618 --> 00:40:25,630
So if you know Nate lied,
why is he still with you?
747
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:26,590
I mean...
748
00:40:26,946 --> 00:40:29,676
What exactly does he do for you?
749
00:40:40,757 --> 00:40:42,034
You confessed?
750
00:40:42,523 --> 00:40:44,909
Don't play dumb.
You sicced your two thugs on me.
751
00:40:45,523 --> 00:40:46,624
My two what?
752
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:48,403
That Cappie guy.
753
00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:54,732
Him and the ass in the iron man audi.
The two of them were waiting at my hotel
754
00:40:54,857 --> 00:40:57,162
and they told me
to stay away from you.
755
00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,221
I guess I finally get to cash in
on my gotcha win.
756
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,097
It's too bad that's a
going-away party though.
757
00:41:16,348 --> 00:41:19,184
Thank you so much for everything,
for always being there helping me
758
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:20,560
feel like I belonged.
759
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,979
I couldn't have
asked for a better big sis.
760
00:41:23,792 --> 00:41:27,776
You'll have a lot of people waiting here
for you if you ever need us.
761
00:41:27,944 --> 00:41:29,891
Enough of the schmaltz.
Come on.
762
00:41:30,729 --> 00:41:32,072
Good luck in New York.
763
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,287
Put your money in your sock,
don't eat from a cart,
764
00:41:34,412 --> 00:41:37,369
and never ever trust anyone
remotely like me.
765
00:41:40,188 --> 00:41:41,373
As I always say:
766
00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,172
be cool, stay in school.
767
00:41:43,297 --> 00:41:45,069
I can't believe
she's actually going.
768
00:41:46,664 --> 00:41:47,629
Nate left too.
769
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:49,297
He turned out to be a total jerk.
770
00:41:49,465 --> 00:41:51,299
But you knew that already.
771
00:41:51,467 --> 00:41:53,051
I still say he's doing the old lady.
772
00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:58,014
Before he left he told me that
you and some guy in an iron man audi
773
00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,183
told him to stay away from me.
774
00:42:02,092 --> 00:42:03,527
Isn't that crazy?
775
00:42:03,813 --> 00:42:07,023
What would I be doing with iron man?
He's not even a real guy.
776
00:42:07,191 --> 00:42:08,692
Evan has an iron man audi.
777
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,609
Does he?
778
00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:12,612
I'd be more likely
to hang out with iron man.
779
00:42:15,567 --> 00:42:17,534
Rebecca an I are friends again.
780
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:18,433
Why?
781
00:42:21,367 --> 00:42:22,205
Sisterhood.
782
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:30,288
Maybe it won't work out?
783
00:42:32,009 --> 00:42:33,862
Maybe I'll be back in a month.
784
00:42:34,593 --> 00:42:35,714
You never know.
785
00:42:36,289 --> 00:42:37,487
You never know.
786
00:42:38,151 --> 00:42:40,432
Stay here.
I wanna get a picture.
787
00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:47,105
Don't worry.
788
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,440
You'll see her again.
789
00:42:51,652 --> 00:42:52,674
Sure I will.
790
00:42:52,724 --> 00:42:57,274
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