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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,085 --> 00:00:01,459 Previously on Greek: 2 00:00:01,631 --> 00:00:04,189 We'll see what we can do to get your o-chem grades back up. 3 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,374 Even if I get "a's" in my other honors classes, 4 00:00:06,499 --> 00:00:08,506 {\pos(192,240)}i'm still gonna drop below the required 3.5 cum. 5 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,415 My "d" is officially a "c". 6 00:00:10,595 --> 00:00:12,595 - Wait, that's it? - It's good enough for now. 7 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,225 You're a good kisser. 8 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:17,008 What are we doing? 9 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,560 I didn't kiss evan at the end of the world party. I kissed fisher. 10 00:00:19,809 --> 00:00:20,561 What? 11 00:00:20,861 --> 00:00:23,337 I was drunk. And I screwed up big time. 12 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:26,316 When someone cheats on me, it's over. 13 00:00:26,501 --> 00:00:28,706 Grant and I kissed. If anyone from the house saw him, 14 00:00:28,831 --> 00:00:30,856 he's screwed, 'cause he didn't want to come out yet. 15 00:00:30,981 --> 00:00:33,449 We, at pan-hellenic, are deducting blue ribbon points 16 00:00:33,574 --> 00:00:36,873 from sorities whose sisters choose to participate in the undie run. 17 00:00:37,168 --> 00:00:41,117 But it's a 60-year-old tradition that fosters school spirit and unity. 18 00:00:41,384 --> 00:00:42,921 Moving on... 19 00:00:43,046 --> 00:00:44,626 Nice work saving the undie run. 20 00:00:44,846 --> 00:00:46,652 Some people didn't think so. 21 00:00:49,589 --> 00:00:53,010 So pan-hellenic scholarship applications are due at the end of the month. 22 00:00:53,358 --> 00:00:54,656 Moving on... 23 00:00:54,781 --> 00:00:58,236 Tomorrow we start our annual dry weekend, a chance for cru's 24 00:00:58,361 --> 00:01:02,220 greek system to prove it can actually go 48 hours without alcohol. 25 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,978 This is always so lame. 26 00:01:04,236 --> 00:01:05,334 Excuse me? 27 00:01:05,459 --> 00:01:07,272 Is she looking at me? 28 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:09,983 I understand it might be difficult to 29 00:01:10,108 --> 00:01:12,154 muster the enthusiasm for this event you had 30 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:15,516 for running around in your underwear, but do you have a comment, zbz? 31 00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:18,036 I just said 32 00:01:18,719 --> 00:01:21,872 I think... dry weekend is a little ineffective. 33 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:25,014 Houses can't have parties with alcohol so we... 34 00:01:26,151 --> 00:01:28,742 They end up at a packed dobler's 35 00:01:28,867 --> 00:01:31,507 or drinking in some smelly fraternity basement. 36 00:01:31,957 --> 00:01:34,986 That's not gonna happen. There won't be underground partying. 37 00:01:35,111 --> 00:01:38,202 Ifc and pan-hellenic are doing sober patrols of all the houses. 38 00:01:38,327 --> 00:01:40,014 And any house found in violation 39 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,064 faces social suspension for one month. 40 00:01:42,312 --> 00:01:44,395 Great, now it's gonna be lame and alcohol free. 41 00:01:44,696 --> 00:01:47,265 I'm sorry, we're in a small room. Why do you think I can't hear you? 42 00:01:56,870 --> 00:02:00,385 they can have fun without alcohol, why not give them something they can do? 43 00:02:00,510 --> 00:02:02,063 Something that's fun. 44 00:02:03,708 --> 00:02:04,641 Like? 45 00:02:06,083 --> 00:02:07,977 Me? OK. 46 00:02:09,502 --> 00:02:13,032 I guess we could do a party, a progressive party. 47 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,111 Where each sority has a different sober activity. 48 00:02:16,470 --> 00:02:18,721 Like... A drunk-driving simulator. Or root beer pong. 49 00:02:19,021 --> 00:02:21,724 And karaoke! Everyone loves karaoke! 50 00:02:28,197 --> 00:02:31,150 Since you have such a good take on it... 51 00:02:31,275 --> 00:02:33,502 ... you're in charge of dry weekend. 52 00:02:33,990 --> 00:02:34,838 Me? 53 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,647 Moving on... 54 00:02:41,151 --> 00:02:44,211 OK, so you combine silicon tetrachloride, 55 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:45,951 diphenylmercury and... 56 00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,716 Crap, what is it? 57 00:02:47,841 --> 00:02:49,424 What about absinthe? 58 00:02:49,549 --> 00:02:52,535 Absinthe isn't an organometallic compound. 59 00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:55,217 But it could be the perfect cocktail for this year's dry weekend. 60 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,708 It's very hip right now. 61 00:02:56,833 --> 00:02:59,281 But dry weekend is supposed to be alcohol-free, right? 62 00:02:59,406 --> 00:03:01,738 Technically, but for the kappa taus' underground 63 00:03:02,016 --> 00:03:05,061 wet weekend party, i'm reading about the "green fairy." 64 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:07,305 Do you really think it causes facial tics? 65 00:03:07,669 --> 00:03:09,204 Whatever. 66 00:03:10,095 --> 00:03:11,977 Why are you giving me this? 67 00:03:12,102 --> 00:03:14,037 It's yours. Your mails still come to the house. 68 00:03:14,162 --> 00:03:17,245 - I moved out months ago! - Yeah, there's a bunch of it. 69 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,113 It's the anchor. 70 00:03:20,787 --> 00:03:23,016 Your nickname's Spitter because you spit on a girl. 71 00:03:23,141 --> 00:03:26,123 - What does anchor even mean? - Maybe it means "news anchor?" 72 00:03:26,601 --> 00:03:30,176 Because I'm always up on what's going on in polymer science? 73 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:32,503 Excuse me. You called spitter "anchor." 74 00:03:32,865 --> 00:03:35,094 If I may, what is the derivation? 75 00:03:35,219 --> 00:03:38,172 It's because he got such a low grade on his o-chem midterm, 76 00:03:38,297 --> 00:03:41,636 he's holding down the curve like an anchor. Get it? 77 00:03:41,872 --> 00:03:43,203 Yeah, I get it. 78 00:03:45,582 --> 00:03:48,245 That's my first experience with nerd-on-nerd hazing. 79 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,274 I still prefer spitter. 80 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:52,156 Yeah, me too. 81 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:58,840 Kappa Tau Team 82 00:04:05,314 --> 00:04:06,704 {\pos(192,240)}you're here! 83 00:04:06,829 --> 00:04:09,009 {\pos(192,240)}I was just making our escape plan from dry weekend. 84 00:04:09,134 --> 00:04:12,709 {\pos(192,240)}I have movies, pedicures and to honor the occasion, an in-town bar crawl. 85 00:04:12,973 --> 00:04:15,952 {\pos(192,240)}The bar crawl is especially important, because that is 86 00:04:16,077 --> 00:04:19,214 {\pos(192,240)}where i'm going to meet a new boy who isn't fisher. 87 00:04:19,835 --> 00:04:22,971 {\pos(192,240)}I hate to burst your new boy bubble, 88 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,568 but pan-hellenic's enforcing dry weekend this year. 89 00:04:26,012 --> 00:04:29,722 {\pos(192,240)}Each sority has to host a sober party tomorrow night, including zbz. 90 00:04:30,029 --> 00:04:31,623 {\pos(192,240)}What? Whose dumb idea was that? 91 00:04:31,748 --> 00:04:34,328 {\pos(192,240)}I don't know, just some girl... 92 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,071 Are you done with that, ash? 93 00:04:37,931 --> 00:04:39,378 {\pos(192,240)}I am. 94 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:44,033 He has been trying to do that all day! 95 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:47,212 {\pos(192,240)}- What? Make eye contact? - Yes! And I can't avoid him. 96 00:04:47,337 --> 00:04:51,240 {\pos(192,240)}I don't want to see him, hear him, or smell him ever again. 97 00:04:52,249 --> 00:04:54,623 {\pos(192,240)}He smells like cupcakes and man. 98 00:04:55,296 --> 00:04:58,706 {\pos(192,240)}Speaking of cupcakes and man, since we're not going 99 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:01,717 {\pos(192,240)}to have alcohol at the party, we have to have killer food, 100 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:04,959 which means we'll probably need fisher to work tomorrow. 101 00:05:07,282 --> 00:05:09,780 {\pos(192,240)}Stupid dry weekend! 102 00:05:19,495 --> 00:05:22,018 {\pos(192,240)}Knock knock! Can I come in? 103 00:05:22,143 --> 00:05:24,694 {\pos(192,240)}Fancy wrapping paper. Who's it for? 104 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:27,284 {\pos(192,240)}It's for my roommate's birthday. 105 00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:29,111 Is he a girl? 106 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:31,266 OK, what do you want? 107 00:05:31,391 --> 00:05:34,166 Can't I just come over to hang out without having an ulterior motive? 108 00:05:35,074 --> 00:05:37,305 OK, you have to get ashleigh to forgive me. 109 00:05:38,258 --> 00:05:40,922 {\pos(192,240)}I've apologized, groveled, told her I liked those silly 110 00:05:41,047 --> 00:05:43,042 {\pos(192,240)}arm warmer things she wears. Nothing's worked. 111 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,929 {\pos(192,240)}You kissed her boyfriend. 112 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,349 All right? And if you're feeling a little bit guilty, 113 00:05:47,640 --> 00:05:49,180 then maybe you should be. 114 00:05:49,471 --> 00:05:50,933 Guilt! That's what it is. 115 00:05:53,133 --> 00:05:55,290 {\pos(192,240)}Sorry. Hi. 116 00:05:56,041 --> 00:05:58,121 {\pos(192,240)}- Is this grant's room? - Yeah. 117 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,144 {\pos(192,240)}Perfect, I'm here to surprise him for his birthday! 118 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:02,636 Have you seen him? 119 00:06:02,761 --> 00:06:04,145 Are you his sister? 120 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,646 {\pos(192,240)}What are you doing here? 121 00:06:06,771 --> 00:06:08,210 {\pos(192,240)}Surprise! 122 00:06:15,026 --> 00:06:16,546 Close family. 123 00:06:27,097 --> 00:06:29,355 We having a garage sale for the lord? 124 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,885 No. No tithing today. 125 00:06:32,145 --> 00:06:35,058 Just, putting some of these things in storage, 126 00:06:35,183 --> 00:06:37,500 until me and god work some of our issues out. 127 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:41,460 I don't really need nana's crucifixion 128 00:06:41,585 --> 00:06:44,813 linens around. Or my precious moments baby angels. 129 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,561 They're so judgy. 130 00:06:47,686 --> 00:06:50,612 Have you heard anyone call me "anchor?" 131 00:06:50,737 --> 00:06:52,864 I only said it twice. It was behind your back. 132 00:06:52,989 --> 00:06:55,263 But that was it, OK? I swear. 133 00:06:55,613 --> 00:06:58,002 Not to god, of course. 134 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:00,523 This is all because of stupid o-chem. 135 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,184 I've been busting my butt trying to make up for this midterm 136 00:07:03,309 --> 00:07:05,381 and now I have to deal with my reputation? 137 00:07:05,661 --> 00:07:07,380 What more can I do? 138 00:07:08,147 --> 00:07:10,582 Try being known for something other than grades. 139 00:07:10,707 --> 00:07:13,168 Maybe do an outside project. I'm thinking about doing one. 140 00:07:13,293 --> 00:07:14,716 That's a great idea. 141 00:07:14,841 --> 00:07:16,572 I've been tinkering with eco-polymers. 142 00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:19,052 There you go. All you need is a faculty sponsor. 143 00:07:19,177 --> 00:07:21,420 There's only one professor I know well enough to ask. 144 00:07:22,051 --> 00:07:24,651 - What do you want, cartwright? - A minute of your time? 145 00:07:25,017 --> 00:07:27,828 You have exactly one before my weekend begins. 146 00:07:33,594 --> 00:07:37,532 Since I started here at cru, I've had this intense desire to study... 147 00:07:37,657 --> 00:07:40,350 another book signing? They expect me to spend my free time 148 00:07:40,475 --> 00:07:44,310 at some stupid party to kiss larsen's ass because he wrote a book? 149 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:47,326 I personally hate books. 150 00:07:47,886 --> 00:07:49,358 And people who write them. 151 00:07:49,483 --> 00:07:51,085 Makes sense, given your grades. 152 00:07:51,210 --> 00:07:53,175 Which was exactly why I was thinking 153 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:56,391 you might consider sponsoring this idea... 154 00:07:56,736 --> 00:07:58,327 I don't sponsor projects. 155 00:07:58,604 --> 00:08:00,848 I find them to be a waste of my time and expertise. 156 00:08:01,107 --> 00:08:04,015 The thing is, I'm really trying to make a name for myself 157 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:06,431 - in this department. - You mean, besides "anchor?" 158 00:08:06,556 --> 00:08:09,088 - You know about that? - I believe I started it. 159 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:11,138 And now, it's the weekend. 160 00:08:21,832 --> 00:08:23,438 Saw your girlfriend, grant. 161 00:08:24,352 --> 00:08:26,569 - She's smokin'! - Yeah. 162 00:08:27,302 --> 00:08:30,091 Yeah, who wouldn't want to tap that, right? 163 00:08:30,261 --> 00:08:32,163 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about whitney. 164 00:08:32,288 --> 00:08:34,197 She and I have been dating since high school. 165 00:08:34,322 --> 00:08:36,043 I'm obviously gonna end things, 166 00:08:36,168 --> 00:08:38,041 but I really wanted to do it in person. 167 00:08:38,166 --> 00:08:40,019 She's here now. 168 00:08:40,144 --> 00:08:42,420 Hey guys! I hope you don't mind. 169 00:08:42,545 --> 00:08:45,292 I put some stuff up in your closet. It's huge. 170 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:47,570 You could fit, like, a person in there. 171 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,198 You're staying here? 172 00:08:50,323 --> 00:08:53,049 Don't worry. Grant and I won't do anything naughty... 173 00:08:53,526 --> 00:08:55,532 ... until you're asleep. 174 00:09:02,479 --> 00:09:03,804 What's up? 175 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:07,641 Jeez, if you vibe that guy any harder, you might get pregnant. 176 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,771 Tonight is my last chance to meet a new hot guy 177 00:09:10,896 --> 00:09:14,302 before I'm trapped in the house with my old hot guy. Sober. 178 00:09:21,063 --> 00:09:22,685 When did you two get so friendly? 179 00:09:22,926 --> 00:09:25,261 We're not friendly. We just have the greeting down. 180 00:09:25,386 --> 00:09:28,339 Trust me, anything longer than an elevator ride would be totally awkward. 181 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,940 - To dry weekend! - Cheers to you... 182 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:34,577 And to weekends... Dry ones. 183 00:09:35,457 --> 00:09:36,825 Awkward like that? 184 00:09:37,184 --> 00:09:40,299 I hope you guys aren't planning any stealth parties. 185 00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:42,866 Pan-hellenic and ifc are patrolling this year. 186 00:09:42,991 --> 00:09:46,187 Not to worry. My brothers and I are amazing at hiding liquor. 187 00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:48,921 Like right now, I may or may not have a vodka bottle down my pants. 188 00:09:49,090 --> 00:09:51,464 I'm sure I can handle whoever they send over. 189 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:53,036 They're sending me. 190 00:09:53,161 --> 00:09:56,647 - What? You have to patrol? - Nice! A cop on the inside... 191 00:09:56,772 --> 00:09:59,681 who knows all your best hiding places. Under the stairs, 192 00:10:00,042 --> 00:10:02,598 the tool shed, and that secret closet off your room where we... 193 00:10:02,723 --> 00:10:04,120 ... talked. 194 00:10:05,048 --> 00:10:07,494 Thanks for the warning. Adios. 195 00:10:08,678 --> 00:10:10,501 I can't believe you're ditching me. 196 00:10:11,882 --> 00:10:13,792 I'm pretending you're the lemon. 197 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,953 Bitter's not pretty, ash. 198 00:10:17,385 --> 00:10:18,529 Who's that? 199 00:10:18,654 --> 00:10:20,376 It's katherine. She was gonna text me 200 00:10:20,501 --> 00:10:22,627 - who I'm patrolling with from ifc. - Is it a cute boy? 201 00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,256 And does he have any non-cheater friends for me? 202 00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:27,399 It's a boy all right. 203 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,736 - That looks really great, you guys. - Thanks. 204 00:10:41,554 --> 00:10:43,566 {\pos(192,240)}- Here you are. - Thanks. 205 00:10:45,482 --> 00:10:47,422 It is pretty impressive that you were able 206 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:49,639 {\pos(192,240)}to put this all together on such short notice, zbz. 207 00:10:49,764 --> 00:10:52,602 {\pos(192,240)}- What can I say? I'm awesome. - And humble. 208 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,239 There's just one little hiccup. 209 00:10:57,931 --> 00:11:01,076 Which is kinda funny, because it's dry weekend. 210 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:06,695 {\pos(192,240)}Anyway, I was wondering if there was someone else 211 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:10,106 {\pos(192,240)}I could patrol with tonight. I'd prefer not to go with evan chambers. 212 00:11:10,629 --> 00:11:12,595 {\pos(192,240)}Because you guys used to date? 213 00:11:12,844 --> 00:11:14,589 {\pos(192,240)}And it didn't end well. 214 00:11:14,918 --> 00:11:16,674 {\pos(192,240)}Bribes, power and... 215 00:11:16,861 --> 00:11:20,009 {\pos(192,240)}My point is, it might be a little awkward. 216 00:11:20,134 --> 00:11:21,753 I know, right? 217 00:11:21,878 --> 00:11:23,770 What is this, eighth grade? Way to be powerful. 218 00:11:23,895 --> 00:11:27,256 I was thinking, with all your good ideas on dry weekend, 219 00:11:27,381 --> 00:11:30,187 you might even be pan-hellenic board material. 220 00:11:30,396 --> 00:11:32,039 There's a spot on the board? 221 00:11:32,164 --> 00:11:34,374 Janette dropped out to focus on school, imagine that. 222 00:11:34,499 --> 00:11:36,514 If you can't even handle something as 223 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,440 simple as riding in a golf cart with an ex, 224 00:11:38,565 --> 00:11:41,408 I think I'm gonna have to find someone who can. Moving on... 225 00:11:41,625 --> 00:11:44,288 No, don't move on! I can handle it. 226 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,578 I can totally handle it. 227 00:11:47,842 --> 00:11:50,058 Yes? Yes! Good. 228 00:11:52,099 --> 00:11:53,894 Yeah, I can. 229 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,690 I know, beav. It's hard to understand. 230 00:11:57,815 --> 00:11:59,823 The greek council could've at least had the decency 231 00:11:59,948 --> 00:12:01,935 to give us a heads up, so maybe I could 232 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:03,976 get a nice buzz on before the patrols started. 233 00:12:04,101 --> 00:12:06,641 That's weird. My nana usually sends me money for my birthday. 234 00:12:07,905 --> 00:12:10,287 - Times are tough. - She must not love you anymore. 235 00:12:10,412 --> 00:12:12,903 Regardless, we can't afford being on social suspension again. 236 00:12:13,028 --> 00:12:16,901 So this weekend, the kappa tau house will be closed for business. 237 00:12:17,071 --> 00:12:18,820 One weekend sober, big deal. 238 00:12:19,165 --> 00:12:22,280 The rest of my college career known as "the anchor," bigger deal. 239 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:24,688 - But you're spitter. - I've already logged a complaint. 240 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:27,738 - You're just gonna throw in the towel? - What else can I do? 241 00:12:27,863 --> 00:12:30,416 Hastings is the only professor I have a relationship with. 242 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:33,826 As with all relationships, spitter, it's a numbers game. 243 00:12:33,951 --> 00:12:36,493 Wade, how many girls smacked you last weekend 244 00:12:36,618 --> 00:12:38,186 before one would go home with you? 245 00:12:38,311 --> 00:12:40,357 My cheek went numb after the first dozen, 246 00:12:40,482 --> 00:12:42,885 but then I found a transfer who didn't know better. 247 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:46,395 See? Just find a high concentration of professors to hit on. 248 00:12:46,520 --> 00:12:48,336 Sure, you might get slapped by 99 of them, 249 00:12:48,461 --> 00:12:51,637 but all you need is that 100th professor to sleep with you... 250 00:12:51,762 --> 00:12:55,080 - You know, metaphorically. - Is there a dobler's for teachers? 251 00:12:55,205 --> 00:12:57,225 - Where do smart people hang out? - Computer stores! 252 00:12:57,569 --> 00:12:59,327 - Ethnic restaurants! - The moon? 253 00:12:59,452 --> 00:13:00,862 Dr. Larsen's book signing! 254 00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:04,215 There's gonna be tons of professors. There's gotta be one that'll sponsor me. 255 00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,647 And I'll go for moral support. 256 00:13:06,772 --> 00:13:08,671 And the open bar. 257 00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:11,625 - Thanks, but I don't think I need... - Open bar. 258 00:13:17,968 --> 00:13:19,806 Is grant around? 259 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:22,431 He's down the hall taking a shower. 260 00:13:22,556 --> 00:13:24,261 I'm just gonna come back. 261 00:13:25,295 --> 00:13:28,462 Actually, can I talk to you for a second? 262 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,605 Things seem kinda weird between me and grant. 263 00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:38,357 How... 264 00:13:38,482 --> 00:13:42,446 - terrible. - And I think it's because of this. 265 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,676 Is grant cheating on me? 266 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:51,483 No, the "c" is... 267 00:13:51,608 --> 00:13:53,014 It's me. 268 00:13:59,303 --> 00:14:00,406 Of course! 269 00:14:00,531 --> 00:14:03,758 I just assumed from the beautiful wrapping that it was from a girl! 270 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,510 Should've used a gift bag. 271 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,101 We're all going to Dobler's for Grant's birthday. You should come. 272 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:14,923 And bring a date! 273 00:14:15,146 --> 00:14:16,730 Is there someone in your life? 274 00:14:18,269 --> 00:14:19,065 Kinda. 275 00:14:19,862 --> 00:14:21,975 - Do I know them? - Kinda. 276 00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:33,392 Look at this. 277 00:14:34,426 --> 00:14:36,285 Cap, to what do I owe the pleasure? 278 00:14:36,599 --> 00:14:38,467 You know, spitter's career, the open bar. 279 00:14:38,592 --> 00:14:39,927 Perhaps a little... 280 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,203 Canoodling. 281 00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:45,342 - I need your help meeting a professor. - It's a done deal. 282 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,550 I'm so dialed in here. Gonna find you a match made in heaven. 283 00:14:48,675 --> 00:14:50,526 Not that I believe in that anymore. 284 00:14:50,651 --> 00:14:51,912 What up, Dr. Giddings? 285 00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:54,685 - Maybe you can introduce me to him. - No, it's a waste of time. 286 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,988 He'll tell you he wants to work with you, then 287 00:14:57,113 --> 00:15:00,085 when it gets serious, he bails. He's kind of a project tease. 288 00:15:00,745 --> 00:15:01,810 What about her? 289 00:15:02,022 --> 00:15:04,819 No, Dr. Alpert's saving herself until she gets tenure. 290 00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,488 What about her? 291 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,606 She's a student. She's irrelevant. 292 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,917 - What about Dr. Larsen? - The man of the hour? 293 00:15:19,367 --> 00:15:21,019 Come on, it's an impossible get. 294 00:15:21,144 --> 00:15:24,413 I've seen him make national science grant winners cry like little girls. 295 00:15:26,023 --> 00:15:27,425 Anyway, I'm gonna hit the head. 296 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,822 When I get back we're gonna find you somebody, OK? 297 00:15:31,606 --> 00:15:34,063 - Larsen's the one. - What? He's an impossible get. 298 00:15:34,188 --> 00:15:36,103 Stick to the plan and play the numbers. 299 00:15:36,228 --> 00:15:39,389 But if I can land a big fish like him, people will take me seriously. 300 00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:40,987 I won't be the anchor anymore. 301 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,151 Foregoing the others to get the "hot girl". It's bold, 302 00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,077 it's risky, and I like it. 303 00:15:48,199 --> 00:15:49,213 I'm going in. 304 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,072 There you go. 305 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:58,039 Excuse me, Dr. Larsen? 306 00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,142 I'm Rusty Cartwright. 307 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:04,864 - I have this idea... - Hey, the anchor's here! 308 00:16:08,623 --> 00:16:10,427 "To the anchor. To engineer 309 00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:11,889 is human." 310 00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:15,390 "The anchor?" That's an odd moniker. 311 00:16:18,938 --> 00:16:20,967 I come from a long line of seamen. 312 00:16:24,844 --> 00:16:26,248 That came out wrong. 313 00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:34,008 No surprise. 314 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:36,450 No rager at the Psi Phi Pi house. 315 00:16:37,154 --> 00:16:41,202 Remember, we did this patrolling thing once at the Omega Chi house? 316 00:16:41,511 --> 00:16:43,332 We really don't need to chitchat, Case. 317 00:16:43,808 --> 00:16:46,514 Especially about the past. Let's just get through this. 318 00:16:47,426 --> 00:16:49,127 Apparently we should stick to elevators. 319 00:16:49,252 --> 00:16:51,301 - What? - Nothing. Brownie? 320 00:16:58,856 --> 00:17:00,467 - You guys are all good. - Great. 321 00:17:00,592 --> 00:17:02,878 We can start our Star Trek movie marathon. 322 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,850 Live long and prospect! 323 00:17:08,606 --> 00:17:10,098 So disrespectful. 324 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:17,505 Tell Ashleigh what she's missing! 325 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,099 Thanks to our burnout brother Nitrous, 326 00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:28,046 we have a treat that will delight all your senses. 327 00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,575 I think you'll appreciate my double entendre when I say, 328 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,155 "These brownies are... 329 00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:33,614 ... dope." 330 00:17:36,129 --> 00:17:37,423 Now, beam me up! 331 00:17:40,107 --> 00:17:42,837 Then my team and I realized that by polarizing diodes, 332 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,314 we could control the movement of electrons in a low-pressure space. 333 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,399 Is that right? 334 00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:50,490 My team and I are very close to perfecting a... 335 00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:53,199 {\pos(192,210)}two-story beer bong, so... 336 00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:56,741 {\pos(192,210)}That's... Fascinating. 337 00:17:58,737 --> 00:18:00,885 {\pos(192,210)}Would you excuse me? I think I see Dale. 338 00:18:06,822 --> 00:18:08,920 It's a weird night. How'd it go with Larsen? 339 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:10,856 I blew it. 340 00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:12,889 Maybe we should go. 341 00:18:13,365 --> 00:18:15,677 Or, we can stop ignoring the obvious. 342 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,078 There's something we both need. A wingman. 343 00:18:18,732 --> 00:18:19,697 I'm listening. 344 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,213 I don't speak science 345 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:23,017 and you've got no mojo. 346 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:26,351 Well, I've got plenty of mojo, and you've got plenty of... 347 00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:28,646 You know, science talk. 348 00:18:29,306 --> 00:18:31,735 - I could be your translator! - And I can be your teacher greaser. 349 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,488 By the time I'm done with Larsen, he's gonna name a star after you. 350 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:38,074 - And that star'll be called Rusty. - Right. 351 00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:42,370 - Beaver? What are you doing here? - Being sciency. Play it cool. 352 00:18:42,883 --> 00:18:45,039 Two chardonnays, please? Extra ice. 353 00:18:47,033 --> 00:18:48,676 - Here you go, sir. - Thank you. 354 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,888 OK, now let's figure this out. 355 00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:54,143 How about over here? 356 00:18:57,364 --> 00:19:01,108 - Studying on a saturday night? - I'd rather not hang out in my room. 357 00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:03,953 Still freaked out about your roommate kissing his sister? 358 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,010 I'd just rather not talk about it. 359 00:19:06,135 --> 00:19:08,048 - There's something to talk about? - No. 360 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,345 How fortunate I'm here. 361 00:19:12,715 --> 00:19:15,445 - Are you upset because you like Grant? - How do you know? 362 00:19:16,201 --> 00:19:19,157 No one uses embossed wrapping paper unless they want to get in guy's pants. 363 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,233 Definitely should've used a gift bag. 364 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:25,997 Look, I'm gonna tell you something 365 00:19:26,785 --> 00:19:29,877 as a test of your trustworthiness. If you pass, 366 00:19:30,310 --> 00:19:32,045 maybe I will help you with Ashleigh. 367 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,364 You can trust me. 368 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,055 So Grant and I... 369 00:19:38,894 --> 00:19:40,659 - ... are dating. - Grant's gay? 370 00:19:46,387 --> 00:19:47,150 And... 371 00:19:47,984 --> 00:19:51,085 He still has a girlfriend. I mean, why didn't he tell me? 372 00:19:51,603 --> 00:19:53,534 And why hasn't he come out to her yet? 373 00:19:56,611 --> 00:19:59,456 Sometimes it takes people a long time to come out. 374 00:19:59,581 --> 00:20:00,961 Was it that easy for you? 375 00:20:01,428 --> 00:20:03,883 Yeah, summer after sophomore year of high school, 376 00:20:04,008 --> 00:20:06,941 - I was working at express for men... - And that's how everybody knew? 377 00:20:09,386 --> 00:20:10,901 Sorry. Continue. 378 00:20:11,226 --> 00:20:14,098 And I told some friends that I worked with. 379 00:20:14,516 --> 00:20:15,713 People close to me. 380 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,935 Yeah, it took a while, but you gotta start somewhere. 381 00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:20,741 I don't know, maybe your girlfriend should be at the top of the list. 382 00:20:20,866 --> 00:20:24,055 Or maybe you should just let Grant do this his own way. 383 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:30,228 Can't believe you're telling me to be more respectful of people's feelings. 384 00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:32,564 Mention this to Ashleigh when you tell her to forgive me. 385 00:20:34,927 --> 00:20:36,441 What are you doing tonight? 386 00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,328 Sundae bar's almost ready. 387 00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:59,218 I was really hoping you'd find another hasher tonight. 388 00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:02,335 Yeah, I get it, you don't want me here. But everybody I know split town 389 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:04,345 because of the dry weekend, so... 390 00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,639 - You're stuck with me. - No. 391 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:10,226 My point is this is a social event. With... Guys. 392 00:21:11,123 --> 00:21:14,022 And I'm a girl without a boyfriend. 393 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,651 Yeah, don't worry, Ash. I'm not gonna stand in your way. 394 00:21:19,591 --> 00:21:20,503 OK, good. 395 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:32,051 Now, see? This is good clean fun. 396 00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,117 I feel kind of sick. 397 00:21:37,142 --> 00:21:38,630 But not... Sick. 398 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,549 Must have been that red asphaltscreening at the Gamma Psi house. 399 00:21:43,548 --> 00:21:45,440 Hey, let's just finish checking here, 400 00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:46,630 and... 401 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:48,381 And then go on our way. 402 00:21:50,997 --> 00:21:53,037 This party clearly sucks, 403 00:21:53,162 --> 00:21:55,939 so I'm gonna get the ball rolling with some karaoke. 404 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:15,800 Yay! Karaoke! 405 00:22:17,649 --> 00:22:18,624 Karaoke. 406 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:23,163 Kar-a-o-ke. That's... That's a fun word to say. 407 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,292 Is it hot in here? 408 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,205 I love... Music! 409 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:34,978 I wish I had some maracas. 410 00:22:35,964 --> 00:22:37,517 That's a fun word to say, too. 411 00:22:38,163 --> 00:22:39,148 Maracas. 412 00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,590 It's like a furnace. 413 00:22:43,271 --> 00:22:46,893 Did you ever notice how many cats are in this house? 414 00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:49,867 I hate cats! I hate 'em. 415 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,953 They freak me out! 416 00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:53,958 They're everywhere. On the shelves, 417 00:22:54,559 --> 00:22:56,267 on throw pillows. 418 00:22:59,071 --> 00:23:00,142 Fake cats. 419 00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,755 Do you think cats put us on their pillows? 420 00:23:03,381 --> 00:23:05,669 You guys are here! These drunk simulation goggles 421 00:23:05,794 --> 00:23:08,284 aren't working. Is there, like, an on/off switch? 422 00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,061 This is awesome. 423 00:23:17,624 --> 00:23:19,572 Let's go see what the kitchen looks like! 424 00:23:20,958 --> 00:23:21,752 This way. 425 00:23:21,877 --> 00:23:23,157 I guess they do work. 426 00:23:27,556 --> 00:23:29,532 - Hey, Hilary. - Hey, anchor. 427 00:23:31,684 --> 00:23:34,787 This is my friend. He helped create the first 428 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,873 synthetic polymers that use hydrogen bonding 429 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:39,042 to reversibly fold themselves into nanoparticles. 430 00:23:40,377 --> 00:23:41,335 David Wong? 431 00:23:45,407 --> 00:23:46,424 Yes, I am. 432 00:23:48,134 --> 00:23:49,509 I was adopted. 433 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,065 By two gay dudes. 434 00:23:52,653 --> 00:23:54,474 - From China. - I'd love to hear about 435 00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:58,221 how you knew nucleic acids were capable of performing such ordered folding. 436 00:23:59,128 --> 00:24:00,878 Or... We could talk about you. 437 00:24:02,155 --> 00:24:03,928 But first, let me get you a glass of wine. 438 00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:07,528 Something to dull the senses before we dive into my folding stuff. 439 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:13,674 What are you doing? You were in. 440 00:24:13,799 --> 00:24:16,171 I know. Always leave 'em wanting more. Besides, you helped me, 441 00:24:16,296 --> 00:24:17,816 now it's my turn. Thank you. 442 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,832 Do you have any bigger glasses? 443 00:24:26,632 --> 00:24:29,791 Dr. Larsen, I couldn't help but notice you were dry. Another pinot? 444 00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:32,053 Well, thank you. 445 00:24:32,338 --> 00:24:35,223 David wong. And this is Rusty Cartwright. 446 00:24:35,526 --> 00:24:36,390 The seaman? 447 00:24:37,595 --> 00:24:40,630 Among other things. Rusty's one of cru's brightest young minds. 448 00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:43,856 Between you and me, you'd be missing out on a tremendous opportunity 449 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:46,609 if you didn't hear about his amazing 450 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:47,860 science thingy. 451 00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:51,030 Dr. Larsen, I was hoping that 452 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:53,548 you might be interested in sponsoring a project of mine. 453 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:57,064 I'm sure you have a wonderful idea, but I've already committed myself 454 00:24:57,189 --> 00:24:58,663 to sponsoring another student. 455 00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:00,823 - Come over here a minute. - Yes. 456 00:25:00,948 --> 00:25:04,127 Do you gentlemen know Dale Kettlewell? 457 00:25:12,053 --> 00:25:13,104 Ready? Go! 458 00:25:21,303 --> 00:25:22,479 Perfect combo! 459 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:23,629 Sweet, 460 00:25:24,303 --> 00:25:25,119 salt... 461 00:25:25,244 --> 00:25:26,094 Cheese! 462 00:25:28,784 --> 00:25:29,606 Sorry. 463 00:25:32,550 --> 00:25:34,169 You guys are gonna love those. 464 00:25:34,984 --> 00:25:37,458 - So, are you having a good time? - Cupcakes? 465 00:25:37,794 --> 00:25:38,831 They're good. 466 00:25:39,918 --> 00:25:42,547 There you go, have a cupcake. Ashleigh? Cupcake? 467 00:25:43,604 --> 00:25:47,088 I said I wouldn't stand in your way. I didn't say anything about these guys. 468 00:25:48,172 --> 00:25:50,574 Excuse us for a second, please. 469 00:25:54,087 --> 00:25:57,096 OK, since Casey's back, I think we can handle the rest of the night from here. 470 00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:58,764 You think she can handle this? 471 00:25:59,456 --> 00:26:01,383 Yeah, no offense to the hashers of the world, 472 00:26:01,508 --> 00:26:03,546 but I think Casey can put pretzels in a bowl. 473 00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:06,355 That's pretty impressive, considering she's totally high. 474 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,448 I'm high? 475 00:26:09,811 --> 00:26:11,194 That's what it is! 476 00:26:13,127 --> 00:26:15,364 No! No! I'm supposed to be keeping people sober. 477 00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:16,991 Katherine gave me a clipboard! 478 00:26:17,634 --> 00:26:18,600 Is this bad? 479 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:22,149 They were put on sober party patrol, in charge of the whole greek system, 480 00:26:22,274 --> 00:26:24,665 and they decided to chuck it all to get high! 481 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:28,502 Trust me. They sat under that table for ten minutes pretending to be shoes. 482 00:26:29,444 --> 00:26:31,495 That's ridiculous. Casey doesn't get high. 483 00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,429 Would you tell him you're not... 484 00:26:37,758 --> 00:26:39,513 I'm gonna go look for them. 485 00:26:49,452 --> 00:26:51,733 Dr. Giddings. You're such a caution! 486 00:26:55,430 --> 00:26:56,932 - What? - I thought Larsen was an 487 00:26:57,057 --> 00:26:59,158 - "impossible get". - It just happened, OK? 488 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:02,933 {\pos(192,210)}We were talking and found ourselves bonding over our mutual lack of faith. 489 00:27:03,058 --> 00:27:04,287 {\pos(192,210)}One thing led to another. 490 00:27:04,679 --> 00:27:06,811 {\pos(192,210)}Between you and me, I think he's only agnostic. 491 00:27:06,936 --> 00:27:10,109 {\pos(192,210)}Yeah, you know, I think I like the god-fearing Dale better. 492 00:27:10,234 --> 00:27:13,130 - You totally screwed me over. - Now, spitter, come on. 493 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,800 Now, what's one of the tenets of a Kappa Tau friendship? 494 00:27:16,378 --> 00:27:20,263 Don't ever let a conquest come between you and a friend. 495 00:27:22,618 --> 00:27:23,758 I'm sorry. 496 00:27:24,866 --> 00:27:26,018 I'm happy for you. 497 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,896 I just wish I had the opportunity to pitch my idea to Larsen. 498 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,584 Why can't he sponsor you both? 499 00:27:31,857 --> 00:27:34,477 I don't know, it would kind of pull focus from my project. 500 00:27:34,602 --> 00:27:37,530 Come on. You don't need this as badly as I do. 501 00:27:39,363 --> 00:27:42,126 Though I'm not down with JC, I still have this... 502 00:27:42,950 --> 00:27:44,745 ... weird desire to do the right thing. 503 00:27:45,948 --> 00:27:49,041 All right. I guess it would be OK if you gave it a shot. 504 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:50,982 Thanks, man. I won't forget this. 505 00:27:53,628 --> 00:27:54,922 You need a wingman? 506 00:27:56,289 --> 00:27:57,662 This time, I'm flying solo! 507 00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:09,287 - I couldn't find them downstairs. - They're not up here too. 508 00:28:09,412 --> 00:28:11,843 - Maybe they went outside. - No, they wouldn't be outside! 509 00:28:11,968 --> 00:28:14,150 The one time Casey got high, she was terrified of trees. 510 00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:15,443 You know. You can... 511 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,154 Just go. I'll find her. 512 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:20,364 I'm not gonna leave you when your friend's missing. 513 00:28:21,909 --> 00:28:23,321 I know, i'm a lot of things, 514 00:28:23,446 --> 00:28:25,870 but I'm not someone who bails when there's a problem. 515 00:28:27,341 --> 00:28:28,897 I'll go check the pantry again. 516 00:28:40,991 --> 00:28:43,421 Katherine will never find us in here. 517 00:28:43,546 --> 00:28:45,077 Relax. Try... 518 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:46,635 Lavender. 519 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:48,737 That is calming. 520 00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:51,818 And one of my favorites, pina colada. 521 00:28:53,750 --> 00:28:55,544 - I want to taste it. - No, don't. 522 00:28:55,888 --> 00:28:58,928 It's my job to keep you from eating beauty products. 523 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:04,575 - I just got sad. - I know. 524 00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:07,400 I wish we had real pina coladas, too. 525 00:29:08,472 --> 00:29:10,206 Stupid dry weekend. 526 00:29:12,478 --> 00:29:14,752 I used to have so much fun with you. 527 00:29:15,458 --> 00:29:18,714 Before you cheated on me and hit rusty with a pledge paddle and... 528 00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:21,600 ... paid off a lambda sig and dated Frannie. 529 00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:23,726 I know, right? 530 00:29:25,450 --> 00:29:28,349 You know, I was a little surprised to see you tonight. 531 00:29:29,216 --> 00:29:31,071 I thought you'd try to get out of it. 532 00:29:31,878 --> 00:29:33,665 I wouldn't... I did. 533 00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:38,526 Yeah, I guess I left quite an impression. 534 00:29:42,736 --> 00:29:45,366 I think I've been such a jerk because... 535 00:29:45,848 --> 00:29:48,393 Whenever I'm around you it just reminds me 536 00:29:48,518 --> 00:29:50,551 of all the bad crap I did to you. 537 00:29:55,730 --> 00:29:58,506 Do you ever wish we could go back to freshman year? 538 00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,298 You, me and Cappie hanging in the dorms. 539 00:30:01,467 --> 00:30:03,717 Eating ramen. That was so good! 540 00:30:04,487 --> 00:30:06,193 You two having contests 541 00:30:06,318 --> 00:30:08,170 on who could grow a goatee faster? 542 00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:11,100 Hairy bastard. 543 00:30:11,832 --> 00:30:14,004 I hardly ever see him anymore and... 544 00:30:14,496 --> 00:30:17,303 You... You two don't even talk at all. 545 00:30:18,762 --> 00:30:19,817 I talked to him. 546 00:30:20,551 --> 00:30:22,336 At the end of the world party. 547 00:30:24,406 --> 00:30:26,782 You... You talked to Cappie? What about? 548 00:30:28,348 --> 00:30:29,108 You. 549 00:30:32,857 --> 00:30:34,456 He was on his way to see you. 550 00:30:35,928 --> 00:30:38,193 I told him I didn't think it was such a good idea. 551 00:30:40,403 --> 00:30:41,394 I said... 552 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:43,924 You guys had been there. 553 00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:45,117 And... 554 00:30:45,464 --> 00:30:47,338 It didn't work out then, so... 555 00:30:48,423 --> 00:30:49,875 What would be different now? 556 00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,582 I really wasn't trying to mess you guys up. 557 00:30:56,329 --> 00:30:57,749 I was just being honest. 558 00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,853 You know what? If he wanted to come, he would have. 559 00:31:23,681 --> 00:31:25,923 That's it! That's it! I'm trying the pina colada! 560 00:31:26,763 --> 00:31:27,962 No, don't! Don't! 561 00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:29,512 I did it once! 562 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,598 - Was it delicious? - It was nasty! 563 00:31:32,099 --> 00:31:33,379 So nasty! 564 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:35,314 But you can smell it. Here. 565 00:31:37,999 --> 00:31:40,242 Excuse me. Hey, Dr. Larsen. 566 00:31:40,367 --> 00:31:42,933 I know you've already chosen Dale, but I'd never be able 567 00:31:43,058 --> 00:31:46,403 to live with myself if I left this party without telling you my idea. 568 00:31:47,084 --> 00:31:47,821 Please. 569 00:31:48,671 --> 00:31:52,618 You know, that kind of determination is what got me on Charlie Rose. 570 00:31:54,398 --> 00:31:55,276 Go on. 571 00:31:55,966 --> 00:31:58,547 It's inspired by environmental factors 572 00:31:58,672 --> 00:32:02,086 and how we're creating new land masses with all our waste. 573 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,675 I think we can create eco-polymers from recycled biodegradables. 574 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,559 You mean like turning carbon dioxide 575 00:32:07,684 --> 00:32:09,473 - into synthetic material? - Exactly! 576 00:32:09,688 --> 00:32:11,684 There's a method to use certain recycled materials 577 00:32:11,809 --> 00:32:13,514 in lighter, stronger and cheaper ways. 578 00:32:14,764 --> 00:32:15,724 I'm impressed. 579 00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:16,985 Really? 580 00:32:17,274 --> 00:32:20,754 But I only work with students who excel academically. 581 00:32:20,879 --> 00:32:23,439 And since I'd never heard of you until this evening, 582 00:32:23,564 --> 00:32:25,824 you must not fall into that category. 583 00:32:26,085 --> 00:32:27,756 But I can offer you a position 584 00:32:27,881 --> 00:32:30,531 assisting Mr. Kettlewell on his project. 585 00:32:30,928 --> 00:32:34,239 Wait, before you give me an answer, I think it's only fair that you know. 586 00:32:35,047 --> 00:32:36,163 He's an atheist. 587 00:32:44,048 --> 00:32:45,569 Isn't this perfect? 588 00:32:45,694 --> 00:32:49,443 The four of us on a double date for my baby's birthday. 589 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,886 Last year for Calvin's birthday we stayed at this cute little B&B 590 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:55,583 on Canyon Lake. Remember how romantic it was, honey? 591 00:32:56,465 --> 00:32:58,346 You guys are such a cute couple. 592 00:32:58,471 --> 00:32:59,505 The cutest! 593 00:33:00,405 --> 00:33:02,220 You know what would be perfect right now? 594 00:33:02,345 --> 00:33:03,824 Isn't it perfect enough? 595 00:33:05,335 --> 00:33:07,067 - Presents! - No, no, no! 596 00:33:08,884 --> 00:33:11,030 I mean, this is the kind of present 597 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:13,699 that should be opened only when the time is right. 598 00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:16,955 - Why? What'd we get him? - Well, it's his birthday. 599 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,578 What time could be more right? 600 00:33:19,739 --> 00:33:22,082 Once you open it, you can't take it back. 601 00:33:22,384 --> 00:33:24,585 And I wouldn't want you to have to open it here, 602 00:33:24,989 --> 00:33:27,338 now, just because I gave it to you. 603 00:33:27,506 --> 00:33:29,023 Why don't I just open it later? 604 00:33:29,503 --> 00:33:31,374 Don't be silly. Open it! 605 00:33:31,499 --> 00:33:33,223 OK, fine, I'll open it for you. 606 00:33:33,818 --> 00:33:34,803 I'm gay! 607 00:33:34,971 --> 00:33:36,305 And... And I have 608 00:33:36,473 --> 00:33:39,261 inappropriate feelings for my straight roommate and 609 00:33:39,386 --> 00:33:41,138 this gift is proof of that. 610 00:33:50,849 --> 00:33:53,245 You're what?! No wonder you never kiss me with tongue! 611 00:33:53,370 --> 00:33:55,366 - How long have you been gay? - Enough! 612 00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:01,205 Would you two mind giving Whitney and I some time? 613 00:34:01,811 --> 00:34:03,966 - But, Grant, you don't have to... - Please. 614 00:34:06,610 --> 00:34:08,712 You've been really great these last couple days. 615 00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:12,091 It's time to be honest. 616 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,036 Honest about what? 617 00:34:17,374 --> 00:34:18,918 - Let's go. - We're leaving? 618 00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:21,648 - But it's just starting to get good. - Come on. 619 00:34:21,890 --> 00:34:24,666 That's the problem in our couple. We never do anything fun! 620 00:34:24,979 --> 00:34:26,667 That's why I don't date girls. 621 00:34:29,743 --> 00:34:32,584 I'm going to take a little break, but I'll be back. 622 00:34:33,361 --> 00:34:34,903 Don't even think about it. 623 00:34:38,235 --> 00:34:39,814 Casey and Evan must've left. 624 00:34:40,441 --> 00:34:43,622 I can stay until she gets back. Or I could drive around and look. 625 00:34:44,431 --> 00:34:45,249 No more. 626 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:48,335 You don't get to be the good guy while I sit around being the bitter bitch. 627 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:49,502 It's not fair. 628 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,188 Fisher, I'm starting to feel sorry for you. 629 00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:55,175 But then it goes away and I want to punch you really hard. 630 00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:58,637 - Then punch me, please. - No, it'll not make me feel any better. 631 00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:06,471 I was right. Doesn't make me feel any better. 632 00:35:06,596 --> 00:35:09,603 What would? I'm just trying to make you happy. But 633 00:35:09,728 --> 00:35:11,592 everything I try seems to make it worse. 634 00:35:11,717 --> 00:35:14,092 Because it does. It keeps reminding me 635 00:35:14,217 --> 00:35:16,283 of what a great guy I thought you were. 636 00:35:16,408 --> 00:35:18,646 I can still be that guy. 637 00:35:18,771 --> 00:35:21,826 Tell me what you want. I don't know what you want me to do. 638 00:35:22,068 --> 00:35:24,622 - You want me to quit? - I don't know. Maybe? 639 00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,568 OK. Then I quit. 640 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,685 - Wait! - Hello? 641 00:35:39,281 --> 00:35:40,769 Where's casey cartwright? 642 00:35:40,894 --> 00:35:42,780 The zbz casey cartwright? 643 00:35:43,486 --> 00:35:44,827 I'm right here! 644 00:35:47,512 --> 00:35:49,251 We totally got this. 645 00:35:51,062 --> 00:35:52,987 Dude! Be cool! Be cool. 646 00:36:02,857 --> 00:36:04,471 Where have you guys been? 647 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,026 Where haven't we been? 648 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:10,797 {\pos(192,240)}We talked about our lives, childhood... 649 00:36:10,922 --> 00:36:12,646 {\pos(192,240)}... time travel. 650 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:15,387 {\pos(192,240)}I'm talking about tonight. You only went to five houses. 651 00:36:15,990 --> 00:36:19,264 {\pos(192,240)}We had issues with the karaoke machine! 652 00:36:19,623 --> 00:36:22,112 {\pos(192,240)}So, casey cartwright to the rescue. 653 00:36:22,237 --> 00:36:24,515 She's like our sober superhero. 654 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:27,119 I thought you were gonna take this more seriously. 655 00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:29,257 The whole point of tonight was to do the patrols 656 00:36:29,382 --> 00:36:31,386 and make sure everyone stayed sober. 657 00:36:31,511 --> 00:36:34,729 {\pos(192,240)}But it's clear that what's most important to you is having fun. 658 00:36:37,244 --> 00:36:39,664 {\pos(192,240)}Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. 659 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:46,161 {\pos(192,240)}We may have gotten a little... Side-tracked tonight, 660 00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:49,549 sure, but casey is a great addition to pan-hellenic. 661 00:36:49,792 --> 00:36:51,941 First of all, she loves it. Right? 662 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:54,293 Yeah, the binders, the meetings, 663 00:36:54,549 --> 00:36:58,089 the giant copy machine that makes those cool pamphlets. 664 00:36:58,214 --> 00:37:00,185 How could you not love it? 665 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:01,712 Right. 666 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,179 We may not have made it to all the houses, 667 00:37:04,481 --> 00:37:07,151 but this is the only dry weekend that hasn't totally sucked. 668 00:37:07,350 --> 00:37:09,089 That's all because of casey. 669 00:37:10,693 --> 00:37:12,562 You're lucky to have her. 670 00:37:12,732 --> 00:37:14,335 Thanks, evan. 671 00:37:15,913 --> 00:37:19,194 She may be afraid of trees, but when push comes to shove, 672 00:37:19,687 --> 00:37:21,790 she doesn't let you drink the shampoo. 673 00:37:21,915 --> 00:37:24,042 No matter how good it smells. 674 00:37:25,785 --> 00:37:27,410 Thanks, evan. 675 00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:31,809 - Are they stoned? - Yeah. 676 00:37:44,873 --> 00:37:47,702 Nice work getting hilary's number. You gonna call her? 677 00:37:48,081 --> 00:37:50,968 I don't know. She was cute, 678 00:37:51,317 --> 00:37:54,687 but for the first time in my life, I felt a little dumb around a girl. 679 00:37:56,175 --> 00:37:57,677 You're not dumb. 680 00:37:58,753 --> 00:38:01,304 And that's not fair for her to make you feel that way. 681 00:38:02,330 --> 00:38:04,875 What's she judging you on, anyway? 682 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,644 One conversation? 683 00:38:06,769 --> 00:38:10,200 - One bad grade on a midterm? - Calm down. 684 00:38:11,033 --> 00:38:14,343 "No one can make you feel inferior without your permission." 685 00:38:17,001 --> 00:38:19,838 It's actually "without your consent," but you're right. 686 00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:24,072 The good news is you got in with Dr. Larsen. 687 00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,844 Glad you got what you wanted. 688 00:38:28,137 --> 00:38:29,755 I guess. 689 00:38:33,205 --> 00:38:36,255 Did you see the way katherine left to go bust the psi phi pis? 690 00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,565 She went so fast, she blurred like a cartoon. 691 00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:45,238 Fisher quit tonight. 692 00:38:47,953 --> 00:38:50,624 Is that... Good? 693 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,429 I don't know. 694 00:38:53,626 --> 00:38:55,696 I thought it was what I wanted. 695 00:38:56,858 --> 00:39:00,407 But if it is, why do I feel so crappy? 696 00:39:03,768 --> 00:39:05,727 I Miss him. 697 00:39:07,458 --> 00:39:09,888 Do you think you could trust him again? 698 00:39:13,573 --> 00:39:15,227 I think I want to try. 699 00:39:16,278 --> 00:39:19,676 But I drew a line in the sand. Cheating is a deal-breaker. 700 00:39:20,395 --> 00:39:22,728 What does that say about me? 701 00:39:24,062 --> 00:39:26,077 It says you're a human being 702 00:39:26,202 --> 00:39:28,553 that understands life isn't always black and white. 703 00:39:29,589 --> 00:39:32,760 Deciding to forgive someone can be a sign of strength. 704 00:39:36,510 --> 00:39:38,362 Like you forgiving evan? 705 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:41,837 Something like that. 706 00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:50,910 So, how'd it go? 707 00:39:51,450 --> 00:39:54,483 I don't see any blood, so that's gotta be good. 708 00:39:56,634 --> 00:39:58,805 Whitney took it better than I expected. 709 00:40:00,186 --> 00:40:02,143 She said she knew something was up when I started 710 00:40:02,268 --> 00:40:04,109 shopping at express for men. 711 00:40:06,666 --> 00:40:10,311 I just hope I didn't force you 712 00:40:10,436 --> 00:40:13,828 - to come out before you were ready. - No, I'm glad this happened. 713 00:40:15,592 --> 00:40:18,461 I just feel bad I pulled you into all this. 714 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,325 It wasn't fair. 715 00:40:22,794 --> 00:40:24,135 I'm sorry. 716 00:40:29,101 --> 00:40:30,997 Happy birthday. 717 00:40:46,289 --> 00:40:47,917 I really love it. 718 00:41:02,281 --> 00:41:03,709 You got my check? 719 00:41:18,841 --> 00:41:21,705 We're looking for a new hasher. If you know of anyone. 720 00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:26,020 Someone who works hard, shows up on time, 721 00:41:26,321 --> 00:41:28,800 has his own transportation. 722 00:41:28,925 --> 00:41:30,778 Like, a motorcycle. 723 00:41:33,098 --> 00:41:34,908 I know a guy. 724 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,742 Class m license and everything. 725 00:41:39,722 --> 00:41:41,880 Is he trustworthy? 726 00:41:42,005 --> 00:41:44,694 Absolutely. In fact if you give him a chance, 727 00:41:45,227 --> 00:41:47,648 i'm sure he'll prove it to you. 728 00:41:48,849 --> 00:41:50,759 OK then. He's hired. 729 00:41:52,985 --> 00:41:54,302 Really? 730 00:41:55,365 --> 00:41:57,848 Yeah. But it's only probationary. 731 00:41:58,386 --> 00:42:01,775 'cause you really screwed up, and... 732 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:04,521 I'm not used to giving second chances. 733 00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:08,235 I know. And you won't regret it. 734 00:42:10,096 --> 00:42:11,652 I hope not. 735 00:42:32,856 --> 00:42:36,275 I understand you turned down an opportunity to work with Dr. Larsen. 736 00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:39,382 I'm intrigued. But it could just mean you're stupid. 737 00:42:39,507 --> 00:42:42,120 I'd rather take a chance working on my own project, 738 00:42:42,245 --> 00:42:44,946 even if they call me "anchor" until I graduate. 739 00:42:45,071 --> 00:42:48,153 At least I won't be getting in line to suck up to larsen. 740 00:42:48,278 --> 00:42:50,596 So what, he was on charlie rose? 741 00:42:50,849 --> 00:42:53,757 I don't want flash, I want substance. 742 00:42:53,882 --> 00:42:56,827 Stop trying to sweet talk me, cartwright. I'll do it. 743 00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:59,257 - Do what? - Sponsor you. 744 00:43:00,488 --> 00:43:03,549 But... I thought you don't do those things. 745 00:43:03,674 --> 00:43:06,092 Normally, I don't, but I actually think your ideas 746 00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:08,903 about eco-polymers are not the worst thing in the world. 747 00:43:09,028 --> 00:43:10,993 I never even told you my ideas. 748 00:43:11,118 --> 00:43:13,649 I'm not deaf. I've heard you yammer on all year long. 749 00:43:13,774 --> 00:43:16,456 I just pretend not to be listening so as not to encourage you. 750 00:43:16,678 --> 00:43:18,666 Does this mean we're a team? 751 00:43:19,235 --> 00:43:22,195 I'm already starting to regret it. Go. 752 00:43:22,245 --> 00:43:26,795 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59129

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