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Previously...
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Ever since I took my trust,
I've become this person.
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- I buy my way out of everything.
- You'll get used to it.
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- Look at Dad.
- I don't want to be like Dad.
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Vesuvius is a homecoming legend.
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It's the party against
which all other parties are judged.
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- They killed her, Cap. Vesuvius.
- No.
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I'm with Max.
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Why can't you find
someone else perfect for you?
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No other girl in the world
compares to you.
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- It's old habits, Cap.
- Old habits? Like having a great time?
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- What does that tell you?
- That we can't be friends.
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I'll see you around.
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I love blue. I love alumni.
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Hi alumna? Alumnus?
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Whatever.
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Most of all, I love my first homecoming
with my boyfriend.
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Yay, homecoming.
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But most of all I love having
a best friend who won't hate me
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for forgetting that her boyfriend
is far away doing sciencey stuff.
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I don't need you to be sad for me, Ash.
I'm happy for you, but...
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All this focus on homecoming
definitely makes me miss Max.
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Well, you two will have
your own homecoming in less than a week.
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Trident fishermen stay up late.
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Ties the flies and masters the bait.
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Stay up late.
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I do not love blue that much.
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- Nice suit. Who died?
- A dear friend.
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- Really?
- No.
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Now. Get out of here,
Evan Rachel Wooden.
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Just keeping up appearances.
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- What the hell?
- It's okay, Ash.
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No, not Cappie, Frannie.
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OK, if everybody could please
take their seats.
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We'll get started.
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I'll hand things over
to our float contest chair,
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Gamma Psi President Natalie Martin,
and her co-chair,
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Frannie Morgan,
president of the Iota Kappas,
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the newest member to Panhellenic.
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I've got it, Nat.
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First, let me say how awesome it is
to be back with you guys.
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Officially.
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I was supposed to say this part.
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And I'm thrilled to announce
our theme
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for this year's all-Greek
float building contest
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"Love through the ages."
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Love through the cages?
Which reminds me, Evan,
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the petting zoo called.
You're still banned. Sorry.
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This year's winning team
will split a $2000 prize
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which was donated
by one of our most illustrious alumni:
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Jonathan Chambers.
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Maybe we should have taken back
those Icky defectors after all.
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- I still feel a little sorry for her.
- I've...
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We've randomly paired the houses
by drawing names out of a hat.
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Your partners' names are
in your envelopes.
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The Ikapps are with the Omega Chis.
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Okay, I officially don't feel sorry
for her anymore.
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Feel sorry for us, instead.
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Kappa Tau?
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Okay. Good luck everyone.
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So everyone should pair up
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with your partners homecoming
float chairs if you brought them.
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And start building your floats.
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He lived and died for parties.
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Like Clarence Thomas once said:
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"Do not go gentle
into that good night.
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Rage,
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rage against the dying
of the light."
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All things must come
to an end, Pickle.
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The important now is to find a way
to move on with our lives.
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And the only way to do that
is to let go of the past.
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Goodbye Vesuvius.
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Never have the words "ashes to ashes"
been more appropriate.
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Why don't we just rebuild Vesuvius?
All we need is some money,
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a Remington Herzog Atmospheric
Destabilizer, Scotch tape...
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We've gone through this.
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It takes serious bank to rebuild
the 8th wonder of the world
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and we don't have it.
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But we would
if we won the float contest.
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KTs do not do floats.
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I say we put it up to a vote.
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Fine.
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All in favor of spending
countless hours
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building a ridiculous
homecoming float with the ZBZs...
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So we can resurrect Vesuvius.
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- ... say "Aye."
- Aye.
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Sorry Cap,
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it's for Vesuvius.
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Great.
Then I guess we're building a float.
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So now,
before our new float chair, Rusty
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leads us to a likely defeat,
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Pickle has organized a wake
with plenty of beer,
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extra crispy chicken
and a screening of Joe vs. The Volcano.
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- That's my favorite movie.
- I know, Pickle. We all know. Come on.
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- I can't...
- Come on.
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Yeah, I'll just go ahead.
I'll get started then.
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Can I help, Spitter?
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Yeah, sure.
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-=Greek 221=-
"Tailgate Expectations"
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Timing: Kappa Team
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I don't know what to do with...
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I know that the KTs aren't bad guys.
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It's just hard to do a project
with people who can't focus.
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And still need afternoon naps.
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Ash, I think maybe
I should sit this one out.
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What're you talking about? No.
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Your float design looks great.
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Well, except,
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are you sure there was a giant broccoli
in the Garden of Eden?
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It's a tree, not a broccoli.
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I shouldn't be in charge
of getting it built.
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Maybe Betsy could do it.
She's social chair.
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The only float she's ever built
involved ice cream and vodka.
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Look, I know things between you
and Cappie are a little weird.
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They aren't weird.
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They just... aren't.
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We're not really talking
to each other.
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It's just too awkward
to be around him.
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We can't let Frannie and the Ickies
win their first contest
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out of the Panhellenic box.
It would set a very bad precedent.
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Ash. "Precedent."
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- You sound so presidential.
- I know, right?
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I wanna be a great president
and not lose.
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So, you need to do this
not just for me
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and for ZBZ, but for yourself.
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If you really want Cappie to move on,
you're going to have to be OK with this.
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A new kind of Cappie and Casey.
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Or maybe
we could just go 90210 Classic
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and burn down
Frannie's float Emily Valentine style.
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- Seriously?
- No.
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Let's build a float.
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I'll take care
of running the truck and
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I figured you'd love to be
in charge of the float.
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- Don't gay guys love floats?
- That's show tunes, jackass,
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you're mixing your stereotypes.
But even if I did love floats,
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I do not love Frannie.
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Mom.
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- Sweetheart.
- It's so good to see you.
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- Hi, son.
- Hi, Dad.
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- You remember Calvin.
- Of course.
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I hope our little president's
handling the house well.
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So much so, he just delegated
the float to me. Awesome.
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So we could win
and keep the prize money in the family.
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Spoken like a true Chambers.
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OK, well, since I don't speak Chambers,
I'll let you get on with it.
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Frannie
and the homecoming float awaits.
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Doesn't get much better than that.
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I don't suppose there's any chance
you and Frannie...
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Mim, leave your son alone.
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- You two are in a good mood.
- We're just glad to see you, son.
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And we are so proud of you.
Your grades are good.
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You're president of Omega Chi.
And I'm assuming that
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that truly impressive vehicle
parked in the driveway is yours.
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Do they let guys my age
drive things like that?
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I know things were a bumpy
when we first handed over the trust.
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We're just happy
to see you doing so well.
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And I'm starving. Ready for lunch?
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Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
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You sure you're not dying
or something, Dad?
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Trust me, Evan, when I'm dying,
I will not be in a good mood.
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We could build a huge castle
over a running stream.
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It could be like Romeo and Juliet.
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That is the best example
of "Love Through the Ages."
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What about Jennifer Love Hewitt?
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We could start at Party of Five,
move on toTime of Your Life,
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which wasn't very good.
Can't Hardly Wait, Ghost Whisperer...
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- Ghosts are pretty cool.
- You can't see ghosts.
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Yeah, but she can.
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We don't even have to make them.
We could just be like:
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"There's a ghost."
And people will be like: "Where?"
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We'll be like, "J.L.H. can see them."
And they'll be like.
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Or...
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Star Wars? Princess Leia
and Han Solo.
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Hey guys.
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Casey, hey.
We were just discussing our float theme.
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I have it right here.
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We were thinking something
more along the lines of
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Death Stars and moats.
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And Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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Neither of you have ever built
a float before?
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No, but I did make
a volcano rain beer.
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- Is that a giant broccoli?
- That is a tree.
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Casey's trees
always look like broccoli.
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This is the Garden of Eden.
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Beautiful, romantic and achievable
with paper-mache and chicken wire.
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Hey, Cap.
Come here and check this out.
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We were discussing our theme.
Do you want in? I'm thinking Star Wars.
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Casey wants the Garden of Eden.
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Bert & Ernie?
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No? That's all I got.
Guess I'll just head down to Dobler's.
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OK for the Garden of Eden,
but only if we can put in
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a running stream and thunder clouds.
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And Eve as a ghost.
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Every flower has to be perfect
if we're gonna beat Frannie.
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I don't think anyone's going to notice
incorrectly wrinkled tissue paper.
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Tailgate supplies complete.
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My work here's done.
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And your fun begins.
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So how are you showing
your school spirit this weekend?
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You know, I guess I'm more
of an internal spirit kind of guy.
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You haven't found the right thing.
You just have to keep an open mind
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and jump in.
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Maybe you could be
in the card section, or...
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- Pick fights with the other team.
- Or...
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Maybe one of those crazy blue guys
who runs around campus?
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No. They're just embarrassing.
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And they almost ruined
my new white jacket last night.
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Between work and school I don't have
much time for that stuff anyway.
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How about I catch up with you after
the game? We'll do something then, OK?
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Cute, apathetic,
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and a good shopper.
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My kind of guy.
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- If he wasn't already yours.
- Which he is.
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And I saw you put
that snotty tissue in there.
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I called ahead
and rented the biggest truck they have.
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I appreciate your help.
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I gotta say,
I was kinda surprised when you offered.
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Well, Vesuvius was a big deal
for you, right?
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Vesuvius was gonna be my legacy.
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How I would be rembered
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long after I'm gone.
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I was thinking the new Vesuvius
could be my legacy also.
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Three years in this house
and I'm only known for
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is liking foosball and guys.
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No... not really.
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You ever notice that I'm the only guy
without a nickname?
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- What about Wade?
- Freshman year, couldn't swim?
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Then let's leave our mark.
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Great.
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So what's Wade's real name?
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Wade.
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- Pleasure doing business with you.
- Thanks, man. Appreciate it.
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- You sure you don't mind?
- Yeah, don't worry about it. It's fine.
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No way.
The KTs are going through with this?
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The way Cappie left that meeting,
I thought for sure you guys would...
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- ... back out.
- We're backing in.
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Yeah, I don't know what that means.
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Give Casey my condolences.
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That's what he said, Frannie.
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Good one, Spitter.
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We're here
for the twenty foot stakebed.
242
00:12:41,631 --> 00:12:43,032
- Homecoming, right?
- Yeah.
243
00:12:43,157 --> 00:12:44,262
I love you guys.
244
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,431
The float thing
has been great for business.
245
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,603
I'd love to help you,
but I just rented it out.
246
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,105
What do you mean "just"?
247
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,607
Guy before you
paid me double the rental rate.
248
00:12:56,998 --> 00:12:58,527
Evan stole our truck.
249
00:13:06,137 --> 00:13:08,445
Come on, guys.
Let's get started on the float.
250
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,214
- I'm gonna...
- Yeah, me too.
251
00:13:22,273 --> 00:13:26,000
No, even if you throw in a bike rack,
a Winnebago doesn't work.
252
00:13:26,125 --> 00:13:28,618
I need a twenty-foot flat bed.
253
00:13:31,820 --> 00:13:32,769
Thank you.
254
00:13:34,201 --> 00:13:36,523
- You still don't have a truck?
- Not exactly.
255
00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:38,927
Rus, we need something
with wheels, now.
256
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,987
At this point, I'd settle
for a trailer or a donkey cart.
257
00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:45,073
In order to do the stream,
we need a truck.
258
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,658
And we have to do the stream
259
00:13:47,109 --> 00:13:49,730
because we have to guarantee
that we win this thing.
260
00:13:50,144 --> 00:13:54,040
- Eden must be biblical.
- Eden must travel to the stadium.
261
00:13:54,312 --> 00:13:55,076
Fine.
262
00:13:55,384 --> 00:13:57,461
I'll go get a truck. A huge truck.
263
00:13:57,740 --> 00:13:59,738
You just start building the float
on those pallets
264
00:13:59,863 --> 00:14:01,427
and leave room for a stream.
265
00:14:12,803 --> 00:14:13,594
Hello?
266
00:14:21,809 --> 00:14:22,828
Hey Ashleigh.
267
00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:24,652
Oh, my God.
268
00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:26,948
What are you doing in there?
269
00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:28,278
Let me in.
270
00:14:29,931 --> 00:14:30,773
Why not?
271
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,497
Ashleigh, look, no offense.
Just go away. Please.
272
00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:36,541
What are you doing?
You're starting to scare me.
273
00:14:37,142 --> 00:14:40,090
I can explain. I didn't think anyone
was going to be here.
274
00:14:41,386 --> 00:14:42,259
Oh my God.
275
00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:47,244
The reason I didn't tell you
about this, is because
276
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:50,388
I saw how you and Casey reacted
to the Cru on the quad...
277
00:14:50,513 --> 00:14:52,140
You almost ruined
my new white jacket.
278
00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:53,729
Yeah, and then
279
00:14:54,549 --> 00:14:57,270
- how you said the Cru was embarrassing.
- Yeah, but I...
280
00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:58,542
But, Ash look...
281
00:14:58,855 --> 00:15:01,879
I have wanted to be a Trident Cru
ever since I was a kid.
282
00:15:02,004 --> 00:15:04,084
I always thought it was so cool.
You know?
283
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:07,879
Total anarchy, dressing crazy,
yelling whatever you want.
284
00:15:08,004 --> 00:15:11,069
Ash, it's like all the things
I'm not in real life...
285
00:15:11,893 --> 00:15:12,841
... and...
286
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,455
... it feels great.
287
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,539
Look, Adam's light saber.
288
00:15:25,121 --> 00:15:27,147
I don't think Adam
had a light saber.
289
00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:32,305
Look I'm Eve. Who wants
to help me find a snake?
290
00:15:35,872 --> 00:15:36,793
OK, Case.
291
00:15:37,225 --> 00:15:39,777
- The KTs have gone native.
- And some girls have gone with them.
292
00:15:39,902 --> 00:15:43,021
- Where's Rusty? He could help.
- He's still getting the stupid truck.
293
00:15:43,626 --> 00:15:46,646
We need to think like Kappa Taus. What
could we say to get their attention?
294
00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:48,485
- What about Cappie?
- No.
295
00:15:48,610 --> 00:15:51,908
This is the new kind of Cappie and Casey
where we do things, without him.
296
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,743
What "new kind of Cappie and Casey"?
297
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:55,829
Never mind. You're a genius, Ash.
298
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:56,875
Come on.
299
00:15:58,497 --> 00:16:01,251
Who wants to see Rebecca's boobs?
300
00:16:02,837 --> 00:16:03,878
That's your plan?
301
00:16:04,936 --> 00:16:06,423
- Seen those.
- I'll pass.
302
00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:08,261
My boobs are awesome.
303
00:16:12,082 --> 00:16:14,431
I'm dating your brother.
That'd be really creepy.
304
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,535
Who wants to see Ashleigh's boobs?
305
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,633
All right.
Now that I have your attention.
306
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:28,653
Who gives the most
kick ass parties at Cru?
307
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:29,738
We do.
308
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:32,782
And what is the most kick ass party
the KTs have ever given?
309
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,453
- Vesuvius.
- What do we need to get Vesuvius back?
310
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,191
- Money.
- And where are we gonna get that money?
311
00:16:44,094 --> 00:16:46,127
Charge people to look
at Ashleigh's boobs?
312
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,508
No. Build the float.
313
00:16:52,339 --> 00:16:53,561
Build the float.
314
00:16:53,686 --> 00:16:54,836
Build the float.
315
00:17:03,747 --> 00:17:05,831
You are gonna be fine
without Cappie.
316
00:17:14,311 --> 00:17:15,231
Barkeep.
317
00:17:15,465 --> 00:17:17,744
Two of whatever you got on tap.
318
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,531
- Sound good?
- Yeah, it's fine.
319
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,689
This may sound corny,
320
00:17:22,814 --> 00:17:26,269
but I can't tell you
how much I've looked forward to this.
321
00:17:26,764 --> 00:17:28,712
Having a beer with my son.
322
00:17:29,401 --> 00:17:32,274
Who is truly following
in my footsteps.
323
00:17:32,399 --> 00:17:34,649
- I'm really proud of you.
- Dad, come on.
324
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,254
Let me enjoy this. You should, too.
325
00:17:38,214 --> 00:17:39,766
- Here's to you.
- All right.
326
00:17:51,052 --> 00:17:53,379
Is it ever weird for you though?
327
00:17:54,343 --> 00:17:55,121
What?
328
00:17:56,097 --> 00:17:57,060
The money?
329
00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:00,564
I mean
it does change things, doesn't it?
330
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:04,215
You know, do you ever worry
that people only like you because of it?
331
00:18:04,861 --> 00:18:06,221
But then you felt weird
332
00:18:06,657 --> 00:18:08,772
if you don't pick up the tab
or share it
333
00:18:08,897 --> 00:18:10,949
because you've got
so much more than they do?
334
00:18:11,189 --> 00:18:12,841
You talking about anyone
in particular?
335
00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:17,762
And yes.
336
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,426
Frannie, a little.
337
00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,262
Some of the guys from the house.
338
00:18:22,218 --> 00:18:23,138
And Patrick.
339
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:25,393
Your brother?
340
00:18:27,112 --> 00:18:29,285
Yeah, I gave him a small loan
341
00:18:30,086 --> 00:18:31,484
maybe a month or so ago.
342
00:18:32,464 --> 00:18:34,229
It's really hard
to say no sometimes.
343
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:37,642
It's a skill that comes
with maturity.
344
00:18:39,617 --> 00:18:40,859
You'll get there.
345
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,569
- Where have you guys been?
- Getting a truck.
346
00:18:57,814 --> 00:18:58,964
From where? Wyoming?
347
00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:00,909
The rental company
didn't have anything left,
348
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:03,803
so we had to go to five places
just to get something that moved.
349
00:19:03,928 --> 00:19:04,945
It's in the front.
350
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:07,937
- We had to come in and open the gate.
- So, what do you think?
351
00:19:09,345 --> 00:19:10,064
Cute?
352
00:19:14,081 --> 00:19:15,820
No. Don't even think about it.
353
00:19:16,308 --> 00:19:17,898
- What?
- I know that look.
354
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:21,192
It's great. It's finished.
This float will win.
355
00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:23,640
Do not change anything. Promise me.
356
00:19:25,942 --> 00:19:27,123
All right. I promise.
357
00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,257
Thank you.
358
00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:31,462
No one gets everything exactly
the way they want it, Rus.
359
00:19:35,925 --> 00:19:38,048
- You really think this can win?
- Nope.
360
00:19:38,357 --> 00:19:40,471
But we did promise
not to change anything.
361
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:41,638
That is true.
362
00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:45,530
But we did not say anything
about improving it.
363
00:19:50,739 --> 00:19:54,075
A cheerleader. That's funny.
I never would have guessed that.
364
00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:57,554
Why don't you show me
some of your cheers?
365
00:20:13,876 --> 00:20:17,129
- What... What happened to our float?
- Rusty. What have you done?
366
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,658
Wait for it.
367
00:20:31,482 --> 00:20:32,397
I'll be Eve.
368
00:20:33,143 --> 00:20:34,821
I'm Adam. Tempted?
369
00:20:39,801 --> 00:20:41,239
What a beautiful baby.
370
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,492
Vesuvius.
371
00:20:48,674 --> 00:20:51,082
One, I'm really pissed at you
for not listening to me.
372
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,960
And two, this is amazing.
I can't believe you pulled it off.
373
00:21:02,906 --> 00:21:03,678
It's out?
374
00:21:06,052 --> 00:21:07,974
We used the truck alternator
as generator.
375
00:21:08,478 --> 00:21:11,477
Without a regulator switch,
it's problematic.
376
00:21:12,096 --> 00:21:12,937
You think?
377
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:15,523
Which is why Heath and I
are going to pick one up now.
378
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,735
Meet us at the stadium parking lot
for judging. The keys are in the truck.
379
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:20,787
Tailgate.
380
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:52,095
Hey, I thought we were meeting
at the stadium.
381
00:21:52,220 --> 00:21:54,508
No, we wanted to talk to you.
382
00:21:56,311 --> 00:21:57,565
What's going on?
383
00:21:59,306 --> 00:22:02,788
Your father told me
about your discussion at the bar.
384
00:22:02,913 --> 00:22:04,561
And we're concerned.
385
00:22:04,686 --> 00:22:06,449
- This is about Patrick?
- No.
386
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:07,688
It's about you.
387
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:11,713
I thought a lot about what you said
about your feelings,
388
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,636
about having more money
than your friends,
389
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,543
your sense of obligation
to share it.
390
00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:21,968
And that's a bad thing?
We were just talking.
391
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:24,968
It made us realize
392
00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:28,783
that we might have overestimated
your ability to handle this.
393
00:22:28,908 --> 00:22:32,311
- It's a lot of money.
- Yeah, but it's my money.
394
00:22:32,599 --> 00:22:34,477
I've been keeping my end
of the arrangement.
395
00:22:35,278 --> 00:22:38,163
I've applied for law school.
I haven't gotten married.
396
00:22:38,718 --> 00:22:40,221
Been keeping my grades up.
397
00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:42,814
I can't believe this.
398
00:22:43,504 --> 00:22:44,820
We just want to help.
399
00:22:50,145 --> 00:22:53,529
Hey Rebecca? Would you mind helping me
get the food in Casey's car?
400
00:22:53,654 --> 00:22:55,623
I keep telling you,
you're asking me all wrong.
401
00:22:56,216 --> 00:22:57,297
Yes, I mind.
402
00:23:00,495 --> 00:23:01,547
Thank you.
403
00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:07,260
You're not cheating on Fisher
with one of the blue freaks, are you?
404
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,869
Because if you are, I'll take him.
405
00:23:12,779 --> 00:23:14,668
Fisher is one of the blue freaks.
406
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,496
Never mind, all yours.
407
00:23:20,423 --> 00:23:22,196
What can I do?
I finally find the right guy
408
00:23:22,321 --> 00:23:24,126
and he turns out to be
the wrong color.
409
00:23:25,027 --> 00:23:27,822
- Does that make me prejudiced?
- No, it just makes you sane.
410
00:23:28,718 --> 00:23:31,701
And now he wants me to share it
with him. He wants me to dress up,
411
00:23:31,869 --> 00:23:34,208
and paint my face, and be a Crupie.
412
00:23:35,091 --> 00:23:36,581
Cheerleader for a cheerleader?
413
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:38,833
How redundant.
414
00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:52,551
Welcome CRU students,
faculty and alumni
415
00:23:52,676 --> 00:23:54,390
to our homecoming football game
416
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,725
against the A&M Farm Hands.
417
00:23:57,394 --> 00:24:00,586
Cyprus-Rhodes University thanks
all of you for attending.
418
00:24:00,711 --> 00:24:03,995
So let's show our spirit
and help send our seniors off
419
00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,442
with a victory
in their final home game.
420
00:24:11,392 --> 00:24:12,718
Nice barbecue, Pickle.
421
00:24:13,098 --> 00:24:16,383
If you stare at the fire long enough,
it starts to look like magma.
422
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:23,836
So where are you?
423
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:25,766
I'm on my way, Rus.
I had to get gas.
424
00:24:25,891 --> 00:24:28,982
Someone forgot to check the level of the
tank when they picked up the truck.
425
00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,886
- What?
- Hello? Hey...
426
00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:39,620
- Is there a problem?
- Casey's on her way.
427
00:24:45,909 --> 00:24:47,693
Come on.
It's only a couple miles to the...
428
00:25:01,138 --> 00:25:02,333
No, you're fine.
429
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:19,351
Hey, Jordan, come here.
430
00:25:25,717 --> 00:25:28,818
This fig leaf is really working
its mojo with the ladies.
431
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,322
Why are you hugging me?
432
00:25:38,564 --> 00:25:40,839
I lost my fig leaf.
The front one.
433
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,269
I got it. Spitter, I got it.
434
00:25:44,752 --> 00:25:45,995
I got it, Spitter.
435
00:25:47,743 --> 00:25:49,337
Excuse me. Excuse me.
436
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:52,133
Heath, it's to your right.
437
00:26:07,557 --> 00:26:10,443
The Omega Chi IKAP float
is now on display.
438
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:12,655
Featuring Antony and Cleopatra.
439
00:26:16,051 --> 00:26:18,039
- Checking out the winning float?
- Yeah,
440
00:26:18,216 --> 00:26:21,746
if there was a "Most Likely
to be Yawned At" category.
441
00:26:23,475 --> 00:26:26,667
So where's the KT/ZBZ entry?
442
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,295
You did know it had to be here
to be in the contest?
443
00:26:29,871 --> 00:26:32,456
It's coming. It just took
a little longer than expected
444
00:26:32,581 --> 00:26:35,017
because Rusty added a few extras.
445
00:26:35,973 --> 00:26:37,392
You mean, like this?
446
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:53,069
Look. Antony and Cleopatra
are kissing.
447
00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:54,685
Pretty cool, Rus?
448
00:26:55,485 --> 00:26:57,485
- You did not build this.
- Actually, we did.
449
00:26:58,075 --> 00:27:00,201
But the hydraulics it would take
to power this...
450
00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,846
Were designed by Dr. Robert Dimano.
451
00:27:03,288 --> 00:27:05,344
So you hired a mechanical
engineering professor?
452
00:27:05,469 --> 00:27:07,805
- That's against the rules.
- I thought some girl in your house
453
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:10,666
- designed this?
- I never said that.
454
00:27:11,213 --> 00:27:13,798
As long as the float is built
by the students,
455
00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:15,727
and isn't lewd or offensive,
456
00:27:16,496 --> 00:27:17,874
it's totally legal.
457
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:21,802
I so want to hit her.
458
00:27:22,165 --> 00:27:23,545
- Me too.
- Yeah, me three.
459
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:25,804
Look, Rus, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
460
00:27:32,890 --> 00:27:34,145
Where's my phone?
461
00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:36,825
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
462
00:27:38,085 --> 00:27:39,793
Hey, this is Rusty. Leave a message.
463
00:27:40,521 --> 00:27:44,416
I'm sorry. The voice mailbox of
the subscriber you are calling is full.
464
00:27:44,541 --> 00:27:47,039
Please try your call another time.
Thank you.
465
00:28:01,869 --> 00:28:02,747
It's me.
466
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:09,194
Come on out and see
who's going to win the $2000 prize.
467
00:28:09,319 --> 00:28:10,291
For best float.
468
00:28:11,410 --> 00:28:13,346
Rusty, the Omega Chi float
is pretty good.
469
00:28:13,881 --> 00:28:16,213
- You think we can beat it?
- As long as Casey gets here.
470
00:28:16,338 --> 00:28:18,172
- Where the hell is she?
- Hey Spitter,
471
00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:19,532
almost forgot.
472
00:28:20,094 --> 00:28:21,204
I found your cell.
473
00:28:22,221 --> 00:28:23,868
Yeah, you left it on the table.
474
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:28,987
I used it for a cover
when you looked for my fig leaf.
475
00:28:29,112 --> 00:28:30,925
Good thing for me,
it was a flip phone.
476
00:28:34,896 --> 00:28:35,884
It's Casey.
477
00:28:37,570 --> 00:28:39,722
The truck broke down.
She's not going to make it.
478
00:28:40,940 --> 00:28:43,306
We're going to lose.
The Omega Chis are going to win.
479
00:28:44,490 --> 00:28:45,593
It's over.
480
00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:53,197
Vesuvius doesn't have to be our legacy,
we'll think of something better.
481
00:28:53,607 --> 00:28:54,720
I know you will.
482
00:28:55,572 --> 00:28:56,817
It's too late for me.
483
00:28:57,378 --> 00:28:58,871
What are you talking about?
484
00:28:59,591 --> 00:29:00,446
I just...
485
00:29:00,754 --> 00:29:03,240
I wanted to do something awesome
before I graduated.
486
00:29:03,689 --> 00:29:05,951
Heath, you're a junior, right?
You have a lot of time.
487
00:29:07,242 --> 00:29:08,107
No, I don't.
488
00:29:08,232 --> 00:29:10,397
I'm graduating at the end
of the semester.
489
00:29:11,312 --> 00:29:12,875
Wait. You're graduating early?
490
00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,211
I took a lot of AP classes
in high school.
491
00:29:15,336 --> 00:29:18,422
I started CRU as a sophomore.
I start medical school in the fall.
492
00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:19,965
You're kidding, right?
493
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:23,677
I saw the Iki float, and it's
really good. Where's Casey?
494
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,222
The truck broke down.
She's not going to make it.
495
00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,308
But we can't let the Ikis win.
496
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:34,438
Ash, they're not going to win.
497
00:29:35,539 --> 00:29:37,608
You're going to have your legacy
before you graduate.
498
00:29:40,136 --> 00:29:41,391
All right. Come on.
499
00:29:42,076 --> 00:29:42,923
What?
500
00:29:44,260 --> 00:29:47,973
I know I technically violated
our agreement to... You know,
501
00:29:48,863 --> 00:29:50,458
keep each others lives separate.
502
00:29:50,614 --> 00:29:51,388
But...
503
00:29:51,976 --> 00:29:53,299
Is that the carburetor?
504
00:29:54,143 --> 00:29:55,678
Yes, that's the carburetor.
505
00:29:56,418 --> 00:29:58,054
I don't think it's the carburetor.
506
00:29:59,216 --> 00:30:00,424
Right. Sorry.
507
00:30:00,575 --> 00:30:02,808
I want you to know,
it was a true emergency.
508
00:30:02,933 --> 00:30:05,469
You were the only person I could get
who wasn't too drunk to drive.
509
00:30:06,162 --> 00:30:07,672
What did the Auto Club say?
510
00:30:09,332 --> 00:30:10,091
I...
511
00:30:11,104 --> 00:30:13,385
... forgot to call the Auto Club.
512
00:30:14,676 --> 00:30:17,126
Your car breaks down,
you have an Auto Club membership,
513
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:19,204
and instead of calling them,
you call me,
514
00:30:19,329 --> 00:30:21,652
who you know knows next
to nothing about cars.
515
00:30:24,375 --> 00:30:25,948
Give me the card. I'll call them.
516
00:30:48,285 --> 00:30:50,115
- Thank you.
- Yeah!
517
00:30:50,466 --> 00:30:52,696
Heath? The beer? Genius.
518
00:30:52,821 --> 00:30:54,957
It just seemed right.
And it was my idea.
519
00:30:55,565 --> 00:30:58,272
The floats are that way.
It's a good thing your pretty.
520
00:31:00,141 --> 00:31:03,319
So they're going to freeze
my trust for six months,
521
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,613
and they want me to see a therapist.
522
00:31:06,103 --> 00:31:07,052
"Hey, Doc,
523
00:31:07,227 --> 00:31:09,360
"I'm having trouble
being a greedy bastard.
524
00:31:09,582 --> 00:31:12,119
"Can you help me out?
And do I have to pay you?"
525
00:31:12,793 --> 00:31:14,137
My dad sent me to a therapist
526
00:31:14,262 --> 00:31:16,248
because he was convinced
I was a shopaholic.
527
00:31:16,594 --> 00:31:17,975
- Really?
- It was great.
528
00:31:18,225 --> 00:31:21,015
The therapist helped me see
that I was buying expensive crap,
529
00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:23,214
which i was,
to get back at my father
530
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:26,133
for treating me like some kind
of prop in his political career.
531
00:31:26,599 --> 00:31:28,135
- Did you stop?
- No.
532
00:31:28,513 --> 00:31:30,137
But now when I do it, I know why.
533
00:31:31,264 --> 00:31:32,905
It makes it a lot more gratifying.
534
00:31:34,954 --> 00:31:38,562
Not as gratifying as if he treated me
like I was someone special in his life.
535
00:31:40,772 --> 00:31:42,691
Think you'll ever stop
waiting for that moment?
536
00:31:43,615 --> 00:31:44,652
God, I hope so.
537
00:31:45,699 --> 00:31:48,288
And in the meantime,
I guess you take what you can get.
538
00:31:48,664 --> 00:31:50,855
Unless they change,
what other choice is there?
539
00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:06,048
Do you want some gum?
540
00:32:08,857 --> 00:32:11,178
Why are you so pissed at me?
It was an honest mistake.
541
00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,564
It's like there's
this tractor beam that
542
00:32:13,689 --> 00:32:15,766
seems to pull me toward you
no matter what I do,
543
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:19,228
and I am trying to shut it down.
I'm trying to make it go away.
544
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:21,231
- It's nearly...
- You think I planned this?
545
00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:24,817
You think I rigged the contest?
So the KTs and ZBZs worked together,
546
00:32:25,328 --> 00:32:27,916
sabotaged the truck, then told Rusty
not to answer his phone,
547
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,906
got the girls drunk at the tailgate
so they couldn't get me
548
00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,994
and forgot to call the Auto Club,
so you could rescue me.
549
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:37,351
I don't want to wonder anymore
about what you're thinking,
550
00:32:37,476 --> 00:32:39,331
what you're doing
or who you're doing it with.
551
00:32:39,499 --> 00:32:43,168
You were right. I need to move on,
but I don't know if I can if...
552
00:32:44,135 --> 00:32:45,170
Unless you stop.
553
00:32:45,544 --> 00:32:47,980
- Stop what?
- I'm sorry I called.
554
00:32:48,105 --> 00:32:50,092
I'm sorry I keep talking to you.
555
00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:52,511
I'm trying to do better.
What else can I do?
556
00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,264
I don't know.
Just, stop making me so crazy.
557
00:32:55,432 --> 00:32:57,889
- Stop being so paranoid.
- Stop telling me what to do.
558
00:32:58,014 --> 00:32:59,956
Stop wasting your life
on stupid things.
559
00:33:00,081 --> 00:33:01,645
Stop making me want your approval.
560
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,814
Stop always being there
when I need you.
561
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:07,180
Stop yelling at each other and tell me
what's wrong with the damn truck.
562
00:33:08,063 --> 00:33:09,903
- It's the alternator.
- It's the carburetor.
563
00:33:12,509 --> 00:33:14,806
Right. How about I just tow it?
564
00:33:50,202 --> 00:33:51,394
But, you're not...
565
00:33:52,118 --> 00:33:54,871
- You're not blue.
- I know. I just...
566
00:33:56,669 --> 00:33:58,336
I can't do it.
It's not me.
567
00:33:59,346 --> 00:34:01,802
- Wha... What do you mean?
- I mean, that I thought about it and
568
00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:05,110
I know you love doing this,
569
00:34:05,568 --> 00:34:09,286
but, I just, I don't think
I can go that far...
570
00:34:09,834 --> 00:34:11,199
... be that crazy and...
571
00:34:12,029 --> 00:34:15,023
... wear what you're not wearing.
572
00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:18,106
Of all people, I thought
that you would understand.
573
00:34:18,231 --> 00:34:21,445
This is my way
of showing my spirit, OK?
574
00:34:21,570 --> 00:34:23,903
- I just wanted to share that with you.
- I know, Fisher.
575
00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,947
But there's a fine line
between spirit
576
00:34:27,405 --> 00:34:28,960
and spectacle.
577
00:34:29,915 --> 00:34:31,589
You wear giant flowers and
578
00:34:32,030 --> 00:34:34,196
pom-poms and leg warmers
on your arms.
579
00:34:34,364 --> 00:34:35,781
These are not leg warmers.
580
00:34:36,890 --> 00:34:39,284
And what? You think my clothes
are as extreme as this?
581
00:34:39,677 --> 00:34:42,705
No. But I think your clothes say
you're open and adventurous.
582
00:34:44,612 --> 00:34:46,750
Which are two things
that make me so crazy about you.
583
00:34:48,764 --> 00:34:50,170
I want to say "aw"
584
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:53,149
but it's hard to take you seriously
when your face is blue.
585
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:58,804
You said that I should keep
an open mind, right?
586
00:35:01,067 --> 00:35:02,930
Well, that's all I'm asking of you.
587
00:35:05,261 --> 00:35:06,868
May I have your attention, please?
588
00:35:06,993 --> 00:35:09,908
Float judging is about to begin
outside Tunnel 2.
589
00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,818
We chose Antony and Cleopatra,
590
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:17,072
because what she did for Antony
has inspired women through the ages.
591
00:35:17,597 --> 00:35:20,243
Their legendary romance
has captured the imagination...
592
00:35:20,742 --> 00:35:22,870
Poor Calvin.
Caught in the cross-fire.
593
00:35:23,407 --> 00:35:25,205
What ever happened
between you two anyway?
594
00:35:25,889 --> 00:35:27,481
You know how in baseball
595
00:35:27,606 --> 00:35:29,877
there's a pitcher and a catcher?
596
00:35:31,077 --> 00:35:31,795
Yeah.
597
00:35:33,181 --> 00:35:34,175
Well, I didn't.
598
00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:37,457
I'm not too big of a sports fan.
Calvin is, so...
599
00:35:38,909 --> 00:35:39,970
It didn't work out.
600
00:35:52,316 --> 00:35:54,777
Frannie, I think we might want
to stop the float.
601
00:35:57,951 --> 00:36:00,240
- What?
- This isn't good.
602
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:04,668
You're not dressed?
We're already late
603
00:37:04,793 --> 00:37:07,182
- for the Dean's reception.
- I'm not going.
604
00:37:07,945 --> 00:37:09,125
- Excuse me?
- Dad?
605
00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:10,484
It's alright.
606
00:37:10,609 --> 00:37:13,518
We'll talk tomorrow
when you've had some time to
607
00:37:14,047 --> 00:37:16,798
think about our discussion,
and cool down.
608
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:20,028
Like I did after you laid out
the strings attached to my trust fund?
609
00:37:21,919 --> 00:37:25,075
It's not going to happen, Mom.
I've decided I don't want my trust fund.
610
00:37:25,759 --> 00:37:27,579
- For Pete's sake.
- I'm serious.
611
00:37:27,926 --> 00:37:30,831
It's no good to me if it can't buy
what I want. Which is actual parents,
612
00:37:31,752 --> 00:37:34,418
not two business associates
who happen to share my last name.
613
00:37:35,424 --> 00:37:38,672
Do you think I could buy that,
with all the millions in my trust fund?
614
00:37:39,966 --> 00:37:42,897
See? I didn't think so, either.
So, it's not really much good to me.
615
00:37:43,547 --> 00:37:47,202
It hasn't really brought me much
but suspicion and grief.
616
00:37:48,583 --> 00:37:50,944
And a very nice car.
I would like to keep the car.
617
00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:54,135
Don't play this game with us.
You'll lose.
618
00:37:54,748 --> 00:37:56,137
I've already lost, Dad.
619
00:37:56,870 --> 00:37:59,637
- I'm looking for a new game.
- Evan, please.
620
00:37:59,762 --> 00:38:01,855
No. If that's the way he wants it.
621
00:38:02,025 --> 00:38:03,697
- Let's go home.
- That's the way it is.
622
00:38:04,348 --> 00:38:06,803
- When you change your mind...
- Dad. Goodbye.
623
00:38:07,829 --> 00:38:09,388
You guys have a safe trip home.
624
00:38:18,819 --> 00:38:20,354
Baby, Vesuvius!
625
00:38:21,596 --> 00:38:23,851
Your daddy would be so proud.
626
00:38:25,298 --> 00:38:26,817
That float prank.
627
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:30,269
- I love happy endings.
- Too tight!
628
00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,309
- It's too tight, Beav!
- OK. I'm sorry.
629
00:38:37,373 --> 00:38:39,399
The CRU football team actually won.
630
00:38:39,567 --> 00:38:41,018
Andy had two interceptions,
631
00:38:41,143 --> 00:38:44,951
but all anyone is talking about
is yours and Heath's float prank.
632
00:38:45,559 --> 00:38:47,199
There was no big volcano,
633
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,062
but that pyramid definitely blew
a boatload of beer.
634
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:52,537
Look like you got
your legacy after all.
635
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:54,206
Wasn't the legacy I was expecting.
636
00:38:54,683 --> 00:38:57,713
It still bums me out that Natalie
and the Gamma Psis won.
637
00:38:58,047 --> 00:38:59,586
Heidi and Spencer's Fake Wedding?
638
00:38:59,932 --> 00:39:02,881
- How lame is that?
- Totally. But look on the bright side.
639
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:05,673
Maybe next year
you can blow up their float too.
640
00:39:08,049 --> 00:39:10,255
Trident Slow-Mo Machine!
641
00:39:21,085 --> 00:39:22,002
You
642
00:39:22,127 --> 00:39:23,095
are
643
00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:24,065
so
644
00:39:24,190 --> 00:39:25,072
weird.
645
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:26,910
Is
646
00:39:27,210 --> 00:39:28,449
that
647
00:39:28,645 --> 00:39:30,169
OK?
648
00:39:35,614 --> 00:39:38,694
From skeptic to Blue Man groupie
in two short days.
649
00:39:39,194 --> 00:39:41,286
Ash sure is unpredictable.
650
00:39:42,193 --> 00:39:43,809
She's also very lucky.
651
00:39:46,678 --> 00:39:48,681
You know, I'm going to go home.
652
00:39:50,217 --> 00:39:51,760
You think they're blue all over?
653
00:39:54,650 --> 00:39:55,785
Good night Becks.
654
00:39:56,187 --> 00:39:57,019
Night.
655
00:40:00,029 --> 00:40:01,897
You don't seem too shook up
about the volcano.
656
00:40:03,305 --> 00:40:06,939
My legacy is going to be about something
different than volcanoes and floats.
657
00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:10,032
Whatever it is,
try not to waste so much beer.
658
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:13,295
- Have you considered whipped cream?
- No, I'm talking about brotherhood.
659
00:40:13,868 --> 00:40:15,787
I helped Heath make his mark
at Kappa Tau.
660
00:40:19,194 --> 00:40:21,293
Yep. He's going to medical school.
661
00:40:21,461 --> 00:40:23,419
I hear he wants to be
a heart surgeon.
662
00:40:23,656 --> 00:40:26,655
I was thinking, we could give him
a nickname. Something like Doc.
663
00:40:32,256 --> 00:40:33,007
Or...
664
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,192
Dopey.
665
00:40:34,748 --> 00:40:35,766
Something fitting.
666
00:40:55,547 --> 00:40:57,628
I hope you're not stressing
about the float contest.
667
00:40:57,753 --> 00:41:01,374
So we didn't whip Frannie's Icky ass
like we wanted to.
668
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,544
But at least she didn't win.
We'll get them next time.
669
00:41:05,084 --> 00:41:07,127
I'm actually not thinking
about Frannie
670
00:41:07,252 --> 00:41:09,757
or her Icky ass.
671
00:41:11,171 --> 00:41:12,968
I'm thinking
about the Garden of Eden.
672
00:41:13,379 --> 00:41:15,078
The strip club on Highway 90?
673
00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:18,600
Adam and Eve.
674
00:41:19,127 --> 00:41:21,631
You know, I never would've expected
my "Adam" would
675
00:41:22,428 --> 00:41:24,731
turn out to be a blue guy
in a fork hat.
676
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:27,984
I never expected
to miss him so much.
677
00:41:28,698 --> 00:41:31,738
Max'll be back in less than a week.
You're almost there.
678
00:41:32,929 --> 00:41:35,367
I'm not talking about Max.
679
00:41:35,417 --> 00:41:39,967
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