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Previously.
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I'll always be here to protect you.
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Proud to be
your Zeta Beta Zeta big sis.
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You know, it's been four months
since we broke up.
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So, you can officiallyly categorize me
as a a friend.
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I met a girl. She's beautiful,
and smart, and funny.
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That's great.
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- Did your girl ever show up?
- I just met this awesome chick.
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You're dating
Rusty's little brother.
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Oh, my God, you totally like him.
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What happened, Evan?
Why'd you cheat on me?
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It can really make you crazy
when you doubt
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whether the people close
to you really care about you.
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- I'm sorry it didn't work out.
- Me, too.
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I got accepted to grad school.
Caltech, in California.
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I turned down the grant
so I can stay at CRU with Casey.
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She doesn't know. You can't tell her.
I don't want her to feel some
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kind of obligation.
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- I love you, Casey.
- I love you, too.
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Aren't weddings great?
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The promise of renewal,
unlimited possibilities...
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- lots of wedding cake.
- I look like a walking glow stick.
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Actually, you look like...
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Not really, exactly.
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It's more like...
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Remember when you told me
my hair looked better down?
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Or when I doubted that gamma rays
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could've really turned
Bruce Banner into the Hulk?
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Because there's no
scientific evidence
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- to indicate...
- My point is, we've always been honest.
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The dress is horrible
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and it's too long, right?
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Unless I strap on stilts, I'm going
to stumble my way down the aisle.
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I...
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love you?
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Nice save.
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I wish I could be as enthusiastic as you
about Kiki's wedding.
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Don't get me wrong,
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I'm really happy my grand-big-sis
is coming back to ZBZ
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and getting married.
But the fact that Kiki's little sis...
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Is Frannie?
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I'd feel better if my dress
was made of Kevlar.
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When I first tried it on,
I thought... munchkin couture.
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Then I remembered
you were invited, too.
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Andy's not here.
The football team's in Wisconsin.
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I know. I'm here to see you.
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The house is really quiet.
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Nap time.
From 6:00 to 8:00,
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the KT house
is the quietest place on campus.
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Are you up for a wedding?
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With you?
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I'm still a little fuzzy
on the details, but apparently
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Casey's grand sis...
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- Your great-grand sis.
- OK, sure.
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She's coming back to get married,
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which means I need
an escort to the wedding.
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No, can't. I'm sorry.
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- I'm gonna be defibrillating a...
- Transpolymer orgasmitroid?
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I looked that up.
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Not only does it sound dirty,
but it doesn't exist.
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Come on Rusty, I told Andy
I hate going to these things by myself.
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Plus, it would be way more fun
with a friend.
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I know. Right, we're friends.
And Andy's my little brother, but...
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Thank you.
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I was looking at that last night.
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"Sacred and Profane Love,"
by Titian.
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"Forbidden desires
and earthly wants."
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So, eternal happiness in heaven
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versus fleeting happiness on earth.
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- I guess you have to choose.
- That's a toughie.
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I'm going to have to think about it.
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I was so sleepy.
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VO: -Ori-, Arrow,
Jujuleder, Walid20-101
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I don't even know Kiki,
why do I have to go to her wedding?
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Kiki loves ZBZ.
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She practically bleeds pink.
And we're her direct descendents,
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which is why she wants both of you to be
at her bachelorette party and wedding.
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I'm getting married!
Are you so excited?
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- My God! I'm so excited!
- Me too.
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It's so beautiful.
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Four carats, D color, flawless.
It's no big thing.
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I read in my psychology class that men
who spend large amounts of money
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on women
are over-compensating for small...
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And this is Rebecca.
She's your great-grand little sis.
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Great-grand big sis Kiki.
We've heard so much about you.
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And you must be Jordan,
my new great-grand little.
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Which actually makes me feel really old.
I know. You can both call me Bubby.
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Cause calling you Kiki
would be so weird.
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I'll... go help Ashleigh
with your luggage.
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It's so great to be back
in the old house again.
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And really sweet that my little sis
could come pick me up.
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- Where are you going, Frannie?
- Maybe Frannie forgot to mention
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this tiny morsel of ZBZ history that
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she tried to torpedo the house
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by starting a rival sorority
across the street.
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Maybe I wouldn't have done
it if ZBZ wasn't falling apart.
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Is that true?
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And who was responsible for that,
Fran-Fran?
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- Sure, blame me because...
- Will you two bitches just shut up?
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Don't you forget this is my wedding, not
some stupid-ass date-dash at Dobler's.
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And if either of you
screw up my big day,
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I will personally rip off your heads
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and tinkle down your necks. Got it?
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Got it.
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Because weddings
are supposed to be special
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and filled with love.
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And this is doubly-special
because I can come back here
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and share it with my entire
ZBZ family,
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and all my littles.
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Which brings me to you.
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On my way in, the flower shop called and
they're not able to deliver the flowers.
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I need you to pick them up.
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- We're almost done Kiki.
- Thanks Ash, you're the best.
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- Bring help. It's a lot of flowers.
- Maybe you could take Rebecca?
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Still helping with the luggage.
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It's all right.
I'll just call Rusty.
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He's going to the wedding with me.
I'm sure helping won't be a big deal.
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Hold on. Rusty's your date?
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Let's see what you've done
with the house.
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It's so much stuff.
Here, let's start in the kitchen.
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Before we continue the Kappa Tau
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"I am drunk, and how do I get back
to Kappa Tau before I pass out" tour,
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does anyone have any questions?
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Moving on.
To your right, Marty's Deli.
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Daytime, avoid the pastrami.
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Nighttime,
ignore the blinking red and green sign.
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Many a beery-eyed KT
has been stuck for hours,
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unsure whether to stop or go.
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- That'd be me.
- To your left, a public restroom
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for emergency pit stops in case
you can't make it back to the house.
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- That's an alley.
- That's why there are no stalls.
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If you look ahead,
you'll see the Espresso Farm and...
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Robin Wylie.
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CRU grad, ZBZ alum.
God, I had such a crush on her.
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She purty.
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Strike everything
after the Espresso Farm.
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Beaver, finish the expedition.
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The last time,
I got lost on the way home.
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Seriously?
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You've gotta stop drinking
in the middle of the day.
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I'm not drinking, I just have
no sense of direction.
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We need to work on that, don't we?
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As I live and breathe heavily.
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You look great.
Not a day over...
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Twenty-four. And you are?
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You don't remember me?
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I was that dashing freshmen
at Kappa Tau.
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You were a dreamy senior.
Remember?
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Crazy Cappie?
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Fun, sexy Cappie?
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No, to all three.
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Wait. Now, I do.
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You were that scrawny kid
with the funny hair
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who dated one of our pledges
until she dumped you.
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The one who stood outside
our house in a trench coat,
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holding a boom box over your head,
playing Peter Gabriel.
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- Or... maybe that was someone else.
- No, that'd be me.
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Personally, I appreciated
the movie reference.
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Really?
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So what brings you back to Cyprus?
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Besides a chance to fulfill old
fantasies. Specifically, mine.
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My pledge sister's getting married
on campus this weekend,
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and I'm just back for the wedding.
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If you're looking for a date,
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I know someone
who's completely available.
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I prefer flying solo at weddings.
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You never know
who you're gonna go home with.
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I've gotta get to that wedding.
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- You're crazy.
- No, It makes total sense.
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If I go to the wedding with Jordan
and keep my feelings in check,
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then I can finally stop worrying
about doing something stupid.
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- Like tell her how you feel?
- Exactly.
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"That which does not kill us
makes us stronger."
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Nietzsche.
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Nietzsche never had to go to a wedding
with his little brother's girlfriend.
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Are you saying I can't do this?
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Nietzsche knew better than to tempt
himself with moonlight, a beautiful girl
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and wedding cake.
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You're right. I'm crazy.
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What do I know? I'm not exactly
an expert on these kinda things.
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In fact, I was kinda hoping
you could help me out.
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I've been thinking,
if I'm gonna ask Casey...
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if we're gonna take our relationship
to the next level,
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- It's time I tell her about Caltech.
- What do you mean "next level?"
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That's where I need you. I have some
questions about the Greek system.
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Bonne grippe.
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This is embarrassing, but to get home,
do we go left or right on Briarwood?
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- Right.
- OK, thanks.
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Pledges.
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I want the leads to set anchor bolts
and belays for a pendulum swing.
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Do it quickly.
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'Cause if we're not home by nightfall,
we will sleep on this mountain!
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I feel sorry for her husband.
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Actually, I feel sorry
for anyone dumb enough to get married.
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"Bonds of holy matrimony," my ass.
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My parents are still happy.
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Maybe they want you to think that.
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So, last night's date
didn't go well?
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When he saw "coming attractions,"
he thought it was his cue to feel me up.
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- You know what your problem is?
- I'm too hot.
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You are a guy fang.
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And since Fisher is writing
a paper this weekend,
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I happen to have a ton
of free time on my hands.
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I am going to find you
a slump-buster.
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A boy friend to jump-start
your hormonal happiness.
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- Oh, my God, I missed you so much.
- You're so grown up.
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This is Robin Wylie, my big sis.
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And reluctant wedding guest.
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Robin, this is Rebecca Logan,
Casey's little sis.
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And even more reluctant
wedding guest.
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- Where are my suitcase?
- I'll be right there!
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Don't worry. A boyfriend
is on the way.
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Things haven't changed
at all at ZBZ.
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Kiki spent years trying
to find me Mr. Right.
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What happened?
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Nothing stuck.
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First it was the crappy bridesmaid dress
and now Frannie's trying
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to take over the bachelorette party.
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- She is Kiki's little sister.
- Really?
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I've been thinking about that,
and since she de-pledged ZBZ,
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she's technically more like
Kiki's illegitimate step-sibling.
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Funny.
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Really.
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You know when you said it's important
we're honest with each other?
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That we don't have secrets?
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I knew it. You're finally going to admit
that my dress is ugly, aren't you?
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- Of course not.
- So, you like my dress?
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Actually, I hate it.
No, what I'm trying to say...
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I can't believe you hate it.
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I lied to you about graduate school.
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I was accepted to Caltech,
got a full-ride scholarship.
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But, I turned it down.
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Why... would you do that?
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Because I wanted to be with you.
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And you were so set against having
a long-distance relationship.
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I know this is a lot to dump on you,
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and I know it's unfair.
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00:12:00,925 --> 00:12:04,485
I had to tell you in order for us
to move forward with our relationship.
240
00:12:25,853 --> 00:12:27,746
You seem to be handling
Max's news pretty well.
241
00:12:28,133 --> 00:12:30,393
If it were me,
I'd be a little freaked out right now.
242
00:12:31,039 --> 00:12:32,579
It's fine. I mean,
243
00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:35,671
Max not going to Caltech
was unbelievably romantic, right?
244
00:12:36,562 --> 00:12:39,062
Figures Frannie
dump the party favors on us,
245
00:12:39,187 --> 00:12:41,231
so she could go
and decocorate Dobler's by herself.
246
00:12:41,356 --> 00:12:45,347
I know what Max did was romantic,
but it was also...
247
00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:48,227
a little crazy, right?
248
00:12:48,352 --> 00:12:51,009
I mean, giving up everything for
someone you've only known for a month?
249
00:12:52,641 --> 00:12:54,148
But you guys are perfect together.
250
00:12:55,838 --> 00:12:57,442
We are perfect together.
251
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,114
It's amazing how many things made
for a bachelorette party resemble...
252
00:13:04,437 --> 00:13:05,409
That one's huge.
253
00:13:07,598 --> 00:13:09,707
Are you sure
you're OK with what Max did?
254
00:13:10,419 --> 00:13:11,419
Of course.
255
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:13,700
I'm fine with it.
256
00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,088
I'm not.
I'm confused.
257
00:13:18,738 --> 00:13:21,894
I mean, I love him,
but what Max did...
258
00:13:22,819 --> 00:13:25,012
is kinda overwhelming.
259
00:13:26,307 --> 00:13:29,683
- It was romantic, wonderful...
- And a little freaky?
260
00:13:30,429 --> 00:13:31,429
That too.
261
00:13:52,786 --> 00:13:54,265
Thanks again for helping me.
262
00:13:54,669 --> 00:13:57,620
- It's been fun hanging out.
- Yeah, sure it's Fun.
263
00:14:01,391 --> 00:14:03,717
We're here to pick up the flowers
for the philbrick wedding.
264
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:10,390
I was hoping you wouldn't show.
265
00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:13,819
- Why not?
- 'Cause there's nothing to pick up.
266
00:14:16,059 --> 00:14:17,814
I kinda messed up the delivery date.
267
00:14:18,908 --> 00:14:20,825
You wrote it down for next year?
268
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:23,545
Well...
I got the month right.
269
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:28,408
If you come back, same time,
in a year from now...
270
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,118
We need whatever you have today.
271
00:14:31,773 --> 00:14:33,679
Well, I have a nice funeral wreath.
272
00:14:33,804 --> 00:14:35,874
Turned out the dude
wasn't terminal after all.
273
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:40,163
Wait,
I think I also got a bon voyage basket.
274
00:14:40,599 --> 00:14:41,630
I'll go check.
275
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,481
I guess you better call kiki
and tell her problem.
276
00:14:48,798 --> 00:14:51,101
Are you kidding? She scares
the crap out of me.
277
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:53,558
No, I have to handle this on my own.
278
00:14:53,832 --> 00:14:55,183
That's not your fault.
279
00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:58,520
Yeah, I know, but I still feel like
an outsider in the house.
280
00:14:59,355 --> 00:15:01,575
I just want to prove to casey
that I belong.
281
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:03,568
Dumb, right?
282
00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:05,470
No, not dumb at all.
283
00:15:07,290 --> 00:15:09,840
You know, I think there's
a flower shop on elm street.
284
00:15:10,683 --> 00:15:14,229
So, no one under five feet.
Vegetarians, maybe. Vegans, no.
285
00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:15,510
Hair?
286
00:15:15,908 --> 00:15:16,908
Right.
287
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,094
Head yes, back no. Perfect.
288
00:15:20,395 --> 00:15:23,088
- That enough for your profile.
- An internet ad?
289
00:15:23,479 --> 00:15:25,293
How desperate do you think I am?
290
00:15:25,418 --> 00:15:28,873
You don't want me to answer that.
But don't worry, your picture is hot
291
00:15:28,998 --> 00:15:30,601
and I'll weed out the pervs.
292
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,129
If this doesn't work,
I'll find you a boyfriend.
293
00:15:33,254 --> 00:15:36,351
Lots of eligible bachelors,
an open bar... I can't miss.
294
00:15:37,866 --> 00:15:38,729
Don't worry.
295
00:15:42,936 --> 00:15:44,693
I have been looking for you.
296
00:15:45,616 --> 00:15:48,322
They have these things now
called phones. They work pretty well.
297
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,609
- We're friends, right?
- Yes...
298
00:15:50,734 --> 00:15:54,733
just friends, only friends,
friends who can tell anything, right?
299
00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:56,689
What do you want?
300
00:15:57,232 --> 00:15:58,915
Get me on the guest list
to the wedding.
301
00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,168
It's a wedding,
not a date-dash at Dobler's.
302
00:16:03,141 --> 00:16:05,714
Guess I'll have to go as a waiter,
or a chef or something.
303
00:16:06,692 --> 00:16:08,884
Why are you fixated
on going to this wedding?
304
00:16:09,161 --> 00:16:10,351
Robin Wylie.
305
00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,721
She's way out of your league.
306
00:16:13,122 --> 00:16:16,224
Then, clichรฉ as it is,
I'm gonna have to crash that wedding.
307
00:16:17,167 --> 00:16:18,610
I have a better idea.
308
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,393
What if you come as my date?
309
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,090
Your date?
310
00:16:23,962 --> 00:16:26,610
Do you think that's a good idea,
considering everything?
311
00:16:26,938 --> 00:16:29,976
Look, I've been doing
a lot of soul searching lately,
312
00:16:30,101 --> 00:16:32,597
and the one thing I do know
is that you're a way better friend
313
00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:33,658
than boyfriend.
314
00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,953
Not that the sex wasn't spectacular.
315
00:16:38,602 --> 00:16:40,789
For a moment there,
you scared my big buddy.
316
00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:43,156
- Actually, I like to call
- Edward the third, I know.
317
00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:45,251
My point is, you'll
be doing me a favor.
318
00:16:45,376 --> 00:16:48,428
If ashleigh gets too carried away
trying to find me a guyat the wedding,
319
00:16:48,553 --> 00:16:51,016
I can use you as my cover.
And if she actually finds me one,
320
00:16:51,141 --> 00:16:52,050
I'll dump you.
321
00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:54,911
Sounds good to me.
322
00:16:55,142 --> 00:16:56,165
Toast on.
323
00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,683
You eat that, I'll rip off your head
and tinkle down your neck.
324
00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,292
Something I learned from my bubby.
325
00:17:06,363 --> 00:17:08,493
If this doesn't work,
we're gonna be stealing daffodils
326
00:17:08,618 --> 00:17:10,053
from people's front yards.
327
00:17:10,178 --> 00:17:11,887
- It's not looking good.
- No.
328
00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:14,292
Excuse me.
329
00:17:15,779 --> 00:17:17,953
We have a big emergency.
330
00:17:18,121 --> 00:17:20,372
We need flowers for a wedding...
331
00:17:20,541 --> 00:17:24,545
I'm sorry. The only flowers left are
for the rosenberg bar mitzvah.
332
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:26,753
Not that they care about flowers.
333
00:17:27,604 --> 00:17:30,737
It's juste for something together.
"Sure, why not."
334
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,127
Honey, we don't have to get married.
335
00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:36,216
We can wait.
336
00:17:36,942 --> 00:17:38,575
No, we will wait.
337
00:17:39,876 --> 00:17:42,041
For, "Without the sweet perfume
338
00:17:42,704 --> 00:17:44,604
of nature's greatest gift."
339
00:17:49,978 --> 00:17:51,801
"We wouldn't have each other?"
340
00:17:52,453 --> 00:17:55,914
Because, "Flowers are just
rainbows you can take with you."
341
00:17:57,485 --> 00:18:00,245
That's... what I've always thought.
342
00:18:00,865 --> 00:18:04,869
- "A Nose, by any other name..."
- "Would smell as sweet."
343
00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,600
"A daisy's petal
is a true love's kiss..."
344
00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:10,517
You make such a perfect couple.
345
00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,721
"Perfect, and eternal."
346
00:18:21,288 --> 00:18:22,313
Stop it.
347
00:18:22,997 --> 00:18:23,997
Stop it.
348
00:18:26,139 --> 00:18:27,522
Our car's out back.
349
00:18:36,273 --> 00:18:38,173
- Are you OK?
- We got the flowers,
350
00:18:38,298 --> 00:18:39,654
it's time to go home.
351
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,539
We'll make it just in time.
352
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:43,780
We did good, didn't we?
353
00:18:44,755 --> 00:18:47,083
We're like the bonnie
and clyde of botany.
354
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:49,853
The cops are running scared
355
00:18:50,249 --> 00:18:52,046
'cause no daffodil is safe
356
00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,216
- when Bonnie and...
- Rusty?
357
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:56,900
- Call me clyde.
- OK. Clyde,
358
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,931
you're looking red and blotchy.
359
00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:03,975
So are you Bonnie
360
00:19:07,361 --> 00:19:08,855
And my throat's constricting.
361
00:19:12,127 --> 00:19:12,984
Mine, too.
362
00:19:20,578 --> 00:19:23,536
You have danced on a table.
Check.
363
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:25,372
You have flirted with a bartender...
364
00:19:26,410 --> 00:19:28,875
Check.
You flashed a complete stranger.
365
00:19:29,390 --> 00:19:30,472
Double-check.
366
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:35,840
- That's some potent lemonade.
- I pre-gamed back at the house.
367
00:19:38,647 --> 00:19:42,635
- The scavenger hunt?
- Sorry. Only two items to go.
368
00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:46,171
Next up, you have to confess
the craziest thing your hubby-to-be
369
00:19:46,296 --> 00:19:47,477
has ever done.
370
00:19:48,357 --> 00:19:49,521
To me or for me?
371
00:19:51,232 --> 00:19:52,526
Let's start with "for you."
372
00:19:53,315 --> 00:19:55,030
C'mon, bubby. Spill it.
373
00:19:56,417 --> 00:19:58,697
He has my name tattooed
on his right butt cheek.
374
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,371
Frannie, your turn.
What's evan done for you?
375
00:20:10,243 --> 00:20:11,686
There're so many things.
376
00:20:12,217 --> 00:20:13,983
I wouldn't know where to start.
377
00:20:14,667 --> 00:20:16,047
Suit yourself. Casey?
378
00:20:19,382 --> 00:20:22,684
Max turned down caltech
379
00:20:23,196 --> 00:20:26,683
just to go to graduate school at cru,
so he could be with me.
380
00:20:29,203 --> 00:20:33,023
That is the most romantic thing
I've heard in my entire life.
381
00:20:33,349 --> 00:20:35,483
- It is?
- That's so awesome!
382
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,576
- Really?
- Yeah, I guess that's awesome.
383
00:20:39,938 --> 00:20:41,704
It's great. He really loves you.
384
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,256
Really great.
385
00:20:45,750 --> 00:20:46,938
That's beautiful.
386
00:20:47,678 --> 00:20:49,937
Really heartwarming.
OK, last one.
387
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:55,469
The lucky bride-to-be has to...
388
00:20:57,435 --> 00:20:58,381
Kiss a girl.
389
00:21:07,061 --> 00:21:08,683
It has to be a real kiss.
390
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:11,770
Tongue optional.
391
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,108
What a wimp.
392
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,159
- Like you'd do it?
- Maybe I would.
393
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:20,963
Or, maybe you'd chicken out too...
394
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:46,324
All right bakmachin show's over.
395
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:52,882
To the bachelorette party!
396
00:21:53,750 --> 00:21:54,750
Cheers.
397
00:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,153
OK, let's see.
398
00:22:03,539 --> 00:22:04,811
Wait, here we go.
399
00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:07,095
How about this?
400
00:22:08,109 --> 00:22:09,817
No. Yeah, you're right. Of course.
401
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,063
She's older,
she's wiser to the ways of the world.
402
00:22:13,188 --> 00:22:16,435
I need something that says
sophisticacated, yetet amoral. L.
403
00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:21,037
Maybe I shohould lose some of
my jewelry. What do you think?
404
00:22:22,361 --> 00:22:23,361
Hello?
405
00:22:24,236 --> 00:22:25,236
Sure.
406
00:22:25,638 --> 00:22:27,221
- Is something wrong?
- No.
407
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,045
Everything's great.
408
00:22:30,384 --> 00:22:32,968
- I've just been thinking...
- When you're done think I need help.
409
00:22:33,093 --> 00:22:35,103
What're your thoughts
on seersucucker?
410
00:22:37,993 --> 00:22:39,569
I want you to kiss me.
411
00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:44,585
- I thought we were gonna be friends.
- I don't mean it like that.
412
00:22:45,038 --> 00:22:47,023
I just want you to kiss me.
413
00:22:47,453 --> 00:22:50,206
It starts with a kiss,
and the next thing you know...
414
00:23:02,662 --> 00:23:03,662
Well?
415
00:23:05,736 --> 00:23:06,708
Interesting.
416
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:10,597
Thanks.
417
00:23:12,796 --> 00:23:14,296
And I'd go with the navy blue.
418
00:23:15,249 --> 00:23:16,896
- Not the navy whites?
- No!
419
00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:24,917
I thought about what I said...
420
00:23:25,619 --> 00:23:27,765
nine out of ten sorority girls
agree what you did
421
00:23:27,890 --> 00:23:30,064
was the most
romantic thing anyone has ever done.
422
00:23:30,518 --> 00:23:33,061
- What do you think?
- I'm voting with the majority.
423
00:23:34,637 --> 00:23:37,839
- OK, then I have one more surprise...
- I'm too drunk, too tired.
424
00:23:37,964 --> 00:23:39,396
Tonight, I just want you.
425
00:23:50,789 --> 00:23:54,011
Who knew we were both
severely allergic to hydrangeas.
426
00:23:56,365 --> 00:23:59,264
I guess the enclosed space
pushed the pollen count
427
00:23:59,389 --> 00:24:01,429
to astronomically-high levels.
428
00:24:02,112 --> 00:24:03,112
Weird.
429
00:24:04,111 --> 00:24:08,103
If Andy ever wants to get me a gift,
tell him to with teddy bears.
430
00:24:08,561 --> 00:24:10,445
What if he asks about chocolate?
431
00:24:10,570 --> 00:24:13,478
Chocolate is also on my list
of taboo ingestibles.
432
00:24:13,603 --> 00:24:15,276
Really? Same with me.
433
00:24:16,432 --> 00:24:18,154
Funny. It's like they...
434
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,006
Cut us out of the same
immune-deficient cloth.
435
00:24:23,577 --> 00:24:26,982
I'm not afraid of much,
but needles and iguanas freak me out.
436
00:24:27,286 --> 00:24:29,105
OK. Clench your fist for me.
437
00:24:30,304 --> 00:24:31,709
It's their claws.
438
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:33,292
Thanks.
439
00:24:34,752 --> 00:24:35,752
Anytime.
440
00:24:36,769 --> 00:24:38,466
It's just gonna hurt a little.
441
00:24:40,035 --> 00:24:40,968
There you go.
442
00:24:42,307 --> 00:24:44,939
Have you seen my shoes?
I swear, I left them in the bag.
443
00:24:45,357 --> 00:24:47,131
- Can we talk?
- Not right now, no.
444
00:24:47,256 --> 00:24:50,068
- But, I have something for you.
- Unless they're bright green, size 8,
445
00:24:50,193 --> 00:24:52,067
with a three inch wedge,
I'm not interested.
446
00:24:52,192 --> 00:24:53,606
I think you'll like this more.
447
00:24:53,774 --> 00:24:56,518
Doubtful, since kiki is
pretty particular about footwear.
448
00:25:01,735 --> 00:25:03,866
You know when I said
weddings were about renewal,
449
00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:05,631
about limitless possibilities?
450
00:25:06,381 --> 00:25:08,554
- That got me thinking about us...
- Please get up...
451
00:25:08,679 --> 00:25:10,123
Wait. Let me finish this.
452
00:25:10,763 --> 00:25:13,334
I know we've only known each other
for a short time,
453
00:25:13,514 --> 00:25:15,211
but I also know how
I feel about you.
454
00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:19,840
And I think
I know how you feel about me, too.
455
00:25:21,084 --> 00:25:23,052
- Not now, max.
- What? What's wrong?
456
00:25:23,529 --> 00:25:25,479
- That.
- But you haven't seen it yet.
457
00:25:32,042 --> 00:25:35,523
- That's a lavaliere.
- What did you think it was?
458
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:40,359
Kiki's threatening to break our knee
caps unless we get into the van now.
459
00:25:49,064 --> 00:25:52,460
- Kiki's more unstable than usual, so...
- We better go.
460
00:25:52,972 --> 00:25:53,759
Look!
461
00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:00,715
All right. Max, I love you,
and I'll see you at the wedding.
462
00:26:01,103 --> 00:26:02,174
We'll talk then.
463
00:26:07,708 --> 00:26:09,467
Bubby should be happy.
464
00:26:09,592 --> 00:26:12,023
We got the flowers
and it only took 19 hours.
465
00:26:12,148 --> 00:26:14,123
And no one got hurt.
466
00:26:14,909 --> 00:26:15,909
Matt did.
467
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,773
- Matt?
- Rosenberg?
468
00:26:18,013 --> 00:26:20,400
He's not gonna have flowers
for his big day.
469
00:26:21,674 --> 00:26:25,322
The way I see it, we saved his ass.
Pink hydrangeas for a bar mitzvah?
470
00:26:25,502 --> 00:26:27,157
He'd have died of embarrassment.
471
00:26:27,337 --> 00:26:29,535
At least we know where to pick
up a funeral wreath, cheap.
472
00:26:31,864 --> 00:26:34,220
You should probably get back
to your apartment.
473
00:26:34,726 --> 00:26:35,958
You should go in.
474
00:26:39,730 --> 00:26:42,895
And I'll see you in two hours,
wearing a dress.
475
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,092
Trust me, that doesn't happen
very often.
476
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,802
Do I have permission to tease you?
477
00:26:46,982 --> 00:26:48,870
As long as I can hit
you as hard as I can.
478
00:26:50,294 --> 00:26:51,599
Nope. Teasing's out.
479
00:26:52,297 --> 00:26:53,398
Good choice.
480
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:57,855
Thanks for everything.
481
00:26:58,259 --> 00:26:59,989
Please, what're friends for?
482
00:27:07,338 --> 00:27:11,342
- I'm sorry. I don't know why I...
- No, that's OK.
483
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:14,639
That's the way the french
say good-bye... to friends.
484
00:27:15,093 --> 00:27:17,336
- Really?
- Sure. Come on.
485
00:27:18,013 --> 00:27:19,961
You kiss me. I kiss you back.
486
00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:22,046
- OK.
- It's no big deal.
487
00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:37,547
I'll see you later.
488
00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:40,815
Right, later.
489
00:27:51,482 --> 00:27:52,684
Dearly beloved,
490
00:27:52,809 --> 00:27:56,113
we are gathered here this day
to celebrate the joining together
491
00:27:56,398 --> 00:28:00,402
of kiki philbrick and charlie german
in the bond of holy matrimony.
492
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:06,182
Kiki, do you take charlie to be your
lawfully-wedded husband,
493
00:28:06,694 --> 00:28:08,517
in good times and in bad,
494
00:28:09,106 --> 00:28:11,993
to love and to cherish,
in sickness and in health,
495
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:16,669
to continually bestow upon one another
your heart's deepest devotion,
496
00:28:17,258 --> 00:28:21,262
to be a friend, a lover, in
times of plenty and in times of want,
497
00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:25,803
that regardless of the obstacles
you may face on your path through life,
498
00:28:26,456 --> 00:28:28,520
to always be faithful
to one another,
499
00:28:28,906 --> 00:28:31,788
and vow to do so
from this day forward,
500
00:28:31,913 --> 00:28:33,612
as long as you both shall live?
501
00:28:34,702 --> 00:28:35,702
I do.
502
00:28:36,083 --> 00:28:37,640
You may now kiss the bride.
503
00:28:51,632 --> 00:28:53,471
Can I get two glasses, please?
504
00:29:01,890 --> 00:29:05,337
So. I struck out online, but there're
plenty of guys here, so don't worry.
505
00:29:05,462 --> 00:29:07,628
Trust me, I wasn't worrying.
506
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,849
OK, good,
because I think I found you a keeper.
507
00:29:09,974 --> 00:29:12,280
You're gonna love this one,
He's cute, he's single,
508
00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:14,755
and I'm pretty sure
he can make you see God.
509
00:29:18,693 --> 00:29:20,563
Yeah, I don't think he's my type.
510
00:29:20,929 --> 00:29:22,083
No, he's Protestant.
511
00:29:23,477 --> 00:29:26,339
Ash, maybe today is not my day
to find a boyfriend.
512
00:29:29,328 --> 00:29:30,841
You're not dating him again, right?
513
00:29:31,298 --> 00:29:32,311
Well, no.
514
00:29:32,886 --> 00:29:36,090
I just agreed to bring him as my date
so he could make a play for Robin.
515
00:29:36,792 --> 00:29:39,247
Well he's in for a surprise.
Because Robin's gay.
516
00:29:40,535 --> 00:29:41,927
- Really?
- Really.
517
00:29:42,839 --> 00:29:45,240
Which means you're still looking
for a boyfriend. Be right back.
518
00:29:57,528 --> 00:29:58,764
What are you doing here?
519
00:29:58,889 --> 00:30:01,622
Just taking a break
from the fun, fun, fun. You?
520
00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:03,499
Hiding.
521
00:30:05,027 --> 00:30:05,751
Me too.
522
00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,807
Max told me he gave up Caltech.
523
00:30:10,594 --> 00:30:12,023
You knew, didn't you?
524
00:30:12,635 --> 00:30:14,309
I promised I wasn't gonna tell you.
525
00:30:15,010 --> 00:30:16,651
Now, you're mad at me, aren't you?
526
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,295
Right now, I'm...
527
00:30:19,321 --> 00:30:23,274
... scared and happy and mad
and thrilled and everything in between,
528
00:30:23,399 --> 00:30:26,647
and it's all wrapped up in this
overwhelming desire to puke my guts out.
529
00:30:26,998 --> 00:30:29,358
Add itchy to that
and I'm right with you.
530
00:30:30,487 --> 00:30:31,824
It's my allergies.
531
00:30:33,651 --> 00:30:35,698
- And Jordan.
- And Andy?
532
00:30:35,866 --> 00:30:37,158
Yeah, and Andy.
533
00:30:38,451 --> 00:30:39,952
Life shouldn't be this complicated.
534
00:30:40,354 --> 00:30:41,745
You know, you and Jordan can't.
535
00:30:41,967 --> 00:30:43,689
I know. I gotta deal with it.
536
00:30:44,650 --> 00:30:45,978
It's just not that easy.
537
00:30:49,074 --> 00:30:51,714
This afternoon,
I thought Max was going to propose.
538
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,386
I thought
he was going to lavaliere you.
539
00:30:54,511 --> 00:30:56,302
- He tried.
- You didn't accept?
540
00:30:59,551 --> 00:31:02,800
I always thought the hard part would be
finding the right guy.
541
00:31:03,530 --> 00:31:06,307
But, it turns out
it's not finding the guy that's hard,
542
00:31:06,533 --> 00:31:08,719
it's staying on the same page
with him.
543
00:31:09,553 --> 00:31:12,860
And right now,
I feel like we're in different chapters.
544
00:31:13,175 --> 00:31:14,847
It's better than me and Jordan.
545
00:31:15,882 --> 00:31:17,851
Because right now,
we're in different books.
546
00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:20,183
And someone else is reading
her book.
547
00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:24,122
Or, her book is
in someone else's library.
548
00:31:25,844 --> 00:31:27,048
Yeah, maybe...
549
00:31:32,454 --> 00:31:34,766
We should just wait here
until everyone leaves.
550
00:31:35,502 --> 00:31:37,518
Or at least,
until the end of the song.
551
00:31:42,337 --> 00:31:44,296
- Nice wedding, right?
- Yeah.
552
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:53,108
So, Ash tells me you're gay.
553
00:31:54,517 --> 00:31:56,779
Which makes you wonder
about that kiss.
554
00:31:57,243 --> 00:31:59,073
No. Yeah.
555
00:32:00,473 --> 00:32:02,451
Actually,
I don't really know what to think.
556
00:32:02,619 --> 00:32:03,849
It was just a kiss.
557
00:32:04,293 --> 00:32:07,081
And the feelings you're having are what
a lot of people go through in college.
558
00:32:07,388 --> 00:32:08,958
It's just a part of growing up.
559
00:32:09,179 --> 00:32:10,640
You'll figure it out eventually.
560
00:32:10,933 --> 00:32:12,419
So, I shouldn't obsess over it?
561
00:32:13,754 --> 00:32:15,172
Not unless you liked it.
562
00:32:17,354 --> 00:32:18,634
Because, I did.
563
00:32:23,454 --> 00:32:24,541
Robin Wylie.
564
00:32:25,626 --> 00:32:27,726
We are at the same wedding.
Imagine that.
565
00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:31,851
- The coincidences are mind-boggling.
- Well, conveniently, so am I.
566
00:32:33,363 --> 00:32:34,363
Dance?
567
00:32:36,107 --> 00:32:37,491
Don't mind if we do.
568
00:32:48,935 --> 00:32:52,107
You know, the secret to cake
and concrete is in the powder?
569
00:32:53,456 --> 00:32:56,922
Yeah. It all has to do
with adhesion forces and collisions...
570
00:32:57,142 --> 00:32:58,801
Why didn't you tell me
about Caltech?
571
00:32:58,926 --> 00:33:00,593
Before you made
the decision not to go?
572
00:33:04,008 --> 00:33:06,140
It's because I thought,
it would freak you out.
573
00:33:06,982 --> 00:33:07,982
Well, it did.
574
00:33:09,060 --> 00:33:10,712
What you did was kind of huge.
575
00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,480
I don't know what is the next step.
576
00:33:13,903 --> 00:33:14,903
Next?
577
00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:18,902
Just lavaliere you.
578
00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,364
I thought you were going to propose.
579
00:33:24,032 --> 00:33:25,714
Wouldn't that be going a bit too...
580
00:33:26,234 --> 00:33:26,952
fast?
581
00:33:28,382 --> 00:33:31,957
And changing your whole life, based on a
month-long relationship is not too fast?
582
00:33:35,266 --> 00:33:36,128
I love you.
583
00:33:38,666 --> 00:33:39,757
I love you too.
584
00:33:41,375 --> 00:33:43,075
But, I kinda can't breathe.
585
00:33:44,751 --> 00:33:46,182
Sorry, I didn't mean that...
586
00:33:54,312 --> 00:33:55,272
You know, the...
587
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:59,618
egg yolk lipoproteins are
an essential part of
588
00:33:59,955 --> 00:34:01,677
maintaining the cake stability.
589
00:34:07,273 --> 00:34:08,800
It must be going around. I'm...
590
00:34:09,503 --> 00:34:11,405
having a tough time breathing
myself.
591
00:34:21,244 --> 00:34:23,727
True to the day he dies
592
00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:25,930
More than a dream-come-true
593
00:34:26,055 --> 00:34:28,371
With eyes of ocean-blue
594
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:30,752
While sisters will be
595
00:34:30,877 --> 00:34:32,900
True love is theirs to seek
596
00:34:33,025 --> 00:34:36,672
He won the heart of our hearts
597
00:34:37,222 --> 00:34:41,226
Z-B-Z
598
00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:50,837
OK, ladies, everybody get close.
599
00:34:53,094 --> 00:34:56,468
Move your asses. I got a plane to catch.
Bridesmaids to the front.
600
00:35:07,550 --> 00:35:08,899
Who wants a piece of me?
601
00:35:10,637 --> 00:35:11,358
You?
602
00:35:25,039 --> 00:35:26,941
I forgot what a bitch KiKi could be.
603
00:35:27,066 --> 00:35:30,045
You know, she purpose to put us in these
dresses to make herself look better.
604
00:35:30,170 --> 00:35:32,707
Speak for yourself.
I look hot in lime green.
605
00:35:36,174 --> 00:35:37,174
So...
606
00:35:37,431 --> 00:35:38,346
What was up...
607
00:35:39,815 --> 00:35:41,937
... back at the house?
With Max.
608
00:35:43,692 --> 00:35:44,692
Nothing.
609
00:35:45,067 --> 00:35:46,560
So, where's Evan?
610
00:35:48,257 --> 00:35:49,336
We broke up.
611
00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:55,561
Yeah, well, we didn't exactly...
612
00:35:55,686 --> 00:35:57,730
bring out the best in each other.
613
00:35:58,627 --> 00:35:59,627
So...
614
00:36:02,356 --> 00:36:05,033
Far be it from me
to give relationship advice,
615
00:36:05,838 --> 00:36:08,582
But, if you think
you're with the right guy,
616
00:36:08,752 --> 00:36:10,613
and there's a chance it might work,
617
00:36:12,142 --> 00:36:13,086
don't give up.
618
00:36:17,112 --> 00:36:19,676
I wonder when Kiki knew
that he was the right one.
619
00:36:20,245 --> 00:36:21,892
Probably when he knocked her up.
620
00:36:22,017 --> 00:36:23,017
Wh...
621
00:36:25,388 --> 00:36:26,388
What?
622
00:36:32,460 --> 00:36:33,656
Dinner was good.
623
00:36:35,367 --> 00:36:36,367
Yeah.
624
00:36:40,305 --> 00:36:41,305
You know,
625
00:36:42,250 --> 00:36:44,811
if you think about it,
nothing happened this morning.
626
00:36:45,464 --> 00:36:46,750
Sure, something...
627
00:36:46,875 --> 00:36:48,670
almost did, but it didn't.
628
00:36:49,595 --> 00:36:51,516
And you cannot feel guilty
629
00:36:51,919 --> 00:36:53,209
over almost.
630
00:36:56,732 --> 00:36:58,298
We were pretty tired.
631
00:36:58,629 --> 00:37:01,301
Personally, I'm chalking it up
to intravenous drugs.
632
00:37:04,060 --> 00:37:05,055
So, we're good.
633
00:37:06,088 --> 00:37:07,189
We're good.
634
00:37:08,043 --> 00:37:09,043
Friends.
635
00:37:12,151 --> 00:37:13,151
So...
636
00:37:14,558 --> 00:37:17,361
- Do good friends dance together?
- Sure.
637
00:37:17,830 --> 00:37:20,906
- You don't mind if I lead?
- You're OK if I make fun of your dress?
638
00:37:21,074 --> 00:37:22,230
OK, you lead.
639
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:26,462
Hey, Robin.
640
00:37:27,089 --> 00:37:30,608
Before you take off
I was wondering if you might like to...
641
00:37:30,733 --> 00:37:31,538
What?
642
00:37:31,663 --> 00:37:34,788
... continue this night of romance
and love at Cappie Tau.
643
00:37:35,701 --> 00:37:37,558
Sounds like fun, but...
644
00:37:37,820 --> 00:37:39,155
it's never going to happen.
645
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,667
Well, never as in never,
or never as in not now,
646
00:37:41,792 --> 00:37:43,802
or never as in Never Neverland?
647
00:37:46,244 --> 00:37:48,358
Fitting you'd end with Peter Pan.
648
00:37:48,483 --> 00:37:50,807
Let's just say... never.
649
00:37:55,452 --> 00:37:56,751
Well, that sucked.
650
00:37:57,527 --> 00:37:58,894
- Wendy, darling.
- Cappie!
651
00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:02,195
Both of us at the same wedding?
Imagine the coincidence.
652
00:38:10,176 --> 00:38:11,176
Hey.
653
00:38:12,074 --> 00:38:14,299
I didn't want you to leave
without saying good-bye.
654
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:16,302
That's nice.
655
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:20,423
Hey, I'm staying in town
for a couple weeks with my parents.
656
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:21,548
So...
657
00:38:22,052 --> 00:38:24,092
So maybe I could give you a call?
658
00:38:25,141 --> 00:38:26,097
I'd like that.
659
00:38:32,363 --> 00:38:33,861
- See ya.
- Bye.
660
00:38:39,632 --> 00:38:43,111
This is John. He's new at Cyprus,
and I thought that...
661
00:38:47,898 --> 00:38:48,898
Sorry.
662
00:38:51,747 --> 00:38:55,041
We should look at this
as a celebration for us, too.
663
00:38:55,549 --> 00:38:57,065
I mean, we didn't die.
664
00:38:57,435 --> 00:38:59,252
And Kiki got her flowers.
665
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:00,495
A happy ending.
666
00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:04,148
And I finally have my answer.
667
00:39:05,038 --> 00:39:06,038
For what?
668
00:39:08,475 --> 00:39:11,685
Whether or not it's worth risking
eternal happiness in heaven
669
00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,792
for fleeting happiness on earth.
670
00:39:23,353 --> 00:39:26,664
I will never let you go
671
00:39:29,062 --> 00:39:32,285
I will never let you go
672
00:39:39,427 --> 00:39:42,933
I can't. We shouldn't be doing this.
I'm dating Andy.
673
00:39:43,058 --> 00:39:46,049
- No. I know you're dating Andy.
- No. I have to go.
674
00:39:56,238 --> 00:39:57,352
I brought you cake.
675
00:40:06,311 --> 00:40:07,331
Actually...
676
00:40:09,883 --> 00:40:10,892
I'm sorry.
677
00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:14,467
I'm sorry about you
having to keep your secret.
678
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,955
I'm sorry about you
giving up Caltech.
679
00:40:17,125 --> 00:40:18,998
Why should you be sorry about that?
680
00:40:20,134 --> 00:40:22,615
Because I don't know
if I would do the same for you.
681
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,782
In fact, I didn't.
I went to Washington.
682
00:40:26,874 --> 00:40:28,758
I didn't expect you to give that up.
683
00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:30,304
But Max, that's not fair.
684
00:40:31,631 --> 00:40:33,855
It's not fair
we started in different places?
685
00:40:34,911 --> 00:40:38,101
What would be unfair is
if I expected you to be where I am now.
686
00:40:42,311 --> 00:40:44,146
I lost a girl once in my life.
687
00:40:44,526 --> 00:40:47,178
And I vowed that if I ever felt
that way about someone again,
688
00:40:47,303 --> 00:40:48,952
that I wouldn't take that lightly.
689
00:40:50,341 --> 00:40:51,657
I wouldn't lose them.
690
00:40:54,268 --> 00:40:55,739
I didn't want to lose you.
691
00:41:00,616 --> 00:41:02,669
But we're supposed to be a couple,
692
00:41:02,966 --> 00:41:05,130
which means we're supposed
to be on the same page,
693
00:41:05,690 --> 00:41:09,048
meet in the middle,
travel together down a shared path.
694
00:41:10,064 --> 00:41:13,992
And you're so far ahead of me,
I don't even see you anymore.
695
00:41:19,638 --> 00:41:20,638
So...
696
00:41:23,961 --> 00:41:25,106
What now, then?
697
00:41:30,958 --> 00:41:32,453
Slow down for a while.
698
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:35,116
And let me catch up?
699
00:41:37,498 --> 00:41:38,536
I can do that.
700
00:41:40,504 --> 00:41:41,738
I know you can.
701
00:41:46,786 --> 00:41:47,786
What?
702
00:41:47,836 --> 00:41:52,386
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