All language subtitles for Greek s02e06 See You Next Time, Sisters.eng

- Previously on Greek...
- I'm so happy when I'm around you.

And I'm happy
when I'm around you too.

You never mentionned
that you knew a KT.

Heath... We met during rush.
It's no big deal.

Vesuvius is a homecoming legend.

It's the party against which
all other parties are judged.

Farewell, my sisters!

Keep the principles of Zeta Beta Zeta
close to your hearts always.

- I'm sure I'm gonna miss Lizzie.
- Really?

Not at all.

We've eyes and ears everywhere.
There won't be any second chances here.

We can't desert our sister now.
If Rebecca goes,

- I go.
- You're really going agaisnt me?

Anyway, I thought I could do
my sister lead duties and offer

to relieve your responsabilities.

I know what she's doing. She solidifies
her power base among the freshmen.

Frannie can't run
for president again.

It's against national rules.
She was officially removed.

Truce?

Friends close, enemies closer?

You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that.

Verdammt!

What did the Germans do now?

I'm sorry.
Part of my RA job

is to plan the resident's
annual Galileo party.

It's this weekend, I've been trying
to find a place for weeks.

The Deutsche Hause
was my last hope.

I didn't know engineers
had theme parties too.

Yeah...
just this one.

But, who cares,
it's not important,

other things are important.
I'll figure something out.

Of course you will,
that's why you're a genius.

If you can understand

that book, you can plan a party.

Wait. Party planner. I'm gonna
put that on my career shortlist.

But you're
an English major.

I am, but unlike your major,

it doesn't come with
a built-in career path.

Everyone speaks English,
which is why,

I was thinking, this might serve
as a stepping stone to something else.

Like...

- Publishing?
- No!

A job at Nationals.

I have to go
to this convention.

So I thought if I have to be dragged
away from spending

the weekend with you,
which is all I really wanna do,

the least I could do
is make the best of it.

Use this weekend
for a little networking.

I have to do something
after graduation.

You could do anything...

because you're amazing.

Once the candy hits the soda,

everybody needs to stand back.

Waiting will make it
all the sweeter.

Ah, good afternoon.

Refreshing mint...

officer?
Sergeant at arms?

Commandant?

Fire marshal.

Just doing the rounds to make sure
all the houses are up to code.

We might as well keep moving
because when it comes to codes,

the Kappa Taus have them covered.

From Morse to Da Vinci.

There's your first violation,
right there.

There's your second.

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See you next time sisters

Benj!, Coke, Kasius.

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Good afternoon, miss.

Can I interest you
in a gently used blow-up doll?

That's so disgusting.

How about a nice throw rug?

It's lightly stained,

which really just gives it
the nice, antique feel.

No... I'm only...

Are you in the market for...

a wig made of human hair?

I'm on my way to class,
and I just have to use the bathroom.

Well, in that case,
it'll be 25 cents, cash only.

Dammit!

It's been five hours
and zero sales.

What about the Tri-Pi that paid me $3
to shave her initials in my chest?

Thank you, pledge.

Let's talk about something
important.

Heath, put the beer down.

Beer's for closers only.

I said put the beer down!

It's ABC.

Always Be Closing.

Now, you've gotta sell,
or you hit the bricks.

Or, in this case,
we all hit the bricks!

Because that son of a bitch
fire marshal gave us 30 days

to fix all eight of our violations.

And to bring our sprinkler system
to code.

And it's gonna cost us,

so we've got to sell.

Are we gonna lose the house, Cap?

All we gotta do is raise
six grand really, really, fast.

Don't get me wrong,
you look amazing,

but is that gonna be
comfortable on a plane?

Where did dressing for
comfort ever get anyone?

I dress the way
I want people to see me.

Even on a plane. And definitely
when I'm at the ZBZ convention.

You are going to outshine

everyone there, anyway.

I know.

Evan, I'm not one of those
needy girls who requires

support and encouragement
to prop me up.

But I appreciate the thought.

We need to go!

Don't forget to RSVP to
the Dean's Spring reception.

It's a real honor
we've been invited.

Yes, dear.

Who knew there were
so many different shades of pink?

I know! I love it!

- Don't love that.
- What?

How much does it suck
that she got to be here,

just 'cause she's pledge educator.

No sucking. I'm here
to impress Nationals,

and since Frannie is
persona non grata with them

she can't touch me.

Now, where's Tegan?
She's number one on my ass-kissing list.

I'm not leaving this convention
without a summer internship.

And I'm not leaving without
one of those ZBZ beverage cozies.

And bookmarks!

They're free!

Casey Cartwright?!

As I live and ZB breathe.

Come here.

I'm so happy to see you!

Here, in the folds of sisterhood.

- Hi, Lizzie.
- Wait.

We forgot the secret ZBZ handshake.

The registration table
is low on seminar packets.

I'm on it, Te Te.

Poor Te Te's been spreading herself
thin between Grand Council duties

and the convention.

I was hoping to say hi, talk to
her about a summer internship.

But maybe I'll wait until
she's in a better mood.

Good luck with that.

- Mind if I come in?
- Yes?

I can't find anywhere to hold
the Galileo party on campus,

so I'm just letting everyone
know it's canceled. I'm sorry.

G-darn it! This campus has endless
available locations for undeserving,

pervedted students
that want to act inappropriately,

but when a group of elite academics

want to blow off some steam,
while debunking Aristotelian physics,

everything's booked up?
I call bull-hinky.

Nobody wants to let us drop
objects off the roof. Liability.

Did you tell them
the Leaning Tower of Pisa

didn't have a problem
with Galileo doing that?

- No.
- Well, nice negotiating skills.

I know who'd let us drop
things off the roof.

The Kappa Taus. We need
the money to fix our sprinkler system.

Rusty, I don't think Galileo
Galilei would approve

of his theories being evoked in such
an unsanitary environment.

Galileo lived during the Renaissance.
People avoided bathing for fear

it'd wash away their spirits,
so cleanliness wasn't really a priority.

Unsanitary environment would add an air
of authenticity to the proceedings.

Know what? I'm not gonna shower
till after the party to keep it real.

- 'Cause that's science.
- What do you think?

I think you should shower.

Kappa Tau? Great idea,
considering we have no other options.

Oh, yeah. I'm gettin' there.

I'm sorry, Madam President.

It's OK, Lizzie.

OK. Thank you.

Greetings, sisters.

My name is Mary-Beth Gentrie-Manning,
and I am proud

to call myself Grand National President
of Zeta Beta Zeta.

Greetings Madam President.

Please stand for the processional
of the Grand Council.

Over the years I sing

The first processional
occurred in 1876,

as a way to honor
the nation's centennial.

Someone even played a fife.
Isn't that awesome?

And scary, that you know that.

I read about it in Zeta Beta Zeta:
A History in Words and Pictures.

Ever since I became a tour guide,
I have a new appreciation for history.

Like... Mary-Beth Gentrie-Manning.

She grew up next door
to Katie Couric's mom.

See? History, so juicy.

Of course, we're here today

to feel that unique magic
that is sisterhood.

We can feel it in the warmth

of a ZBZ smile that greet us

after a long day
of traveling to get here.

From as far away
as California or Phoenix.

But that special ZBZ magic
expresses itself elsewhere too.

In our National by-laws. And so...

At every convention,
we open up the floor to our sisters.

To offer an open forum
to any sister

who wants to
suggest legislative change.

I formally propose
that we change the official ZBZ anthem

from Our sisters, ourselves,

to Oh, sister, my sister.

Sit down!

Our current anthem
belongs in a funeral

and I, for one, am not dead yet.

Proposal duly noted.

And, once again,
I beg you all to reconsider

the shamefully
superficial rush

standards that our chapters use.

Instead of the prettiest girls
with the best clothes,

we should aim
for inner beauty.

Duly noted, again, Regina.
Thank you.

Any other proposals?

I have one.

I move to overturn

rule 16-A, which states
that removal from office

precludes the removed party
from ever seeking that office again.

I can't believe this!

I know!

Our Sisters, ourselves

has been the ZBZ anthem
for over a hundred years!

You created me.

You can destroy me.
Is that the game we're playing?

No game, Case, it's simple.

I want to be president again.

I think I deserve to be
and you don't,

if you're this clueless
about how the system works.

Clueless? Please.
I know you can introduce

whatever legislation you want,
but it's a battle to get it passed.

That legislation will get passed
over my dead, cute, body!

Is it an uphill battle
to get legislation passed?

Is it? I need to know
because I just said that it was.

What, Casey?

I need to stop Frannie
from getting that ban overturned.

I cannot face that
barracuda in an election.

She taught me everything I know,
she probably held back

the good stuff for herself.

Get a hold of yourself!

I'm sorry. I know better than
to handle a sister roughly.

It's just, I sat Miss Eastern Ohio'65
next to Miss Eastern Ohio'67

during the processional.
Well, who knew

that'67 slept with'65's husband
at the'69 pageant?

Not me!

I'm no help to Te Te
unless I anticipate.

Bad Lizzi, bad!

I'm afraid there's
only so much you can do.

Grand Council votes
on every proposed amendment

at the end of the convention
in a closed-door session.

So, if four out of the seven members
vote to overturn the ban,

it's a done deal.

I have got two days to convince
the council to vote against Frannie?

It'll take some serious lobbying.

Go ZBZ!

Hey, guys.

Great news.

We don't need to do the repairs
ourselves. My dorm will pay us

to have our annual Galileo party
here this weekend.

- Really?
- My RA, Max

is in charge.
He's completely on board.

And you'll finally get to
hang out with him,

- he's so cool.
- Yeah, well,

Honors engineering
is the very definition of cool.

And that's just the beginning.

We keep renting out the house for party
until we have everything paid off.

So...

we'd be an event hall of sorts.

We can host weddings.

I can get ordained on-line,
it'd be a one-stop shop.

Kappa Tau: Party Palace
and Chapel of Love,

- featuring Father Cappie.
- How cool is that?

Getting paid to do
something we love.

It'd be like getting paid
to have sex!

What are hookers
complaing about?

Just keep in mind, guys,
this will not be

a Kappa Tau party
tomorrow night, though.

These are honors engineers.
No booze, no hot chicks.

- Just robots.
- Listen.

Even if it's the lamest party
in the history of the Kappa Tau house,

at least there will still be
a KT house.

I didn't know
you were teaching this seminar.

Planning your will at 21, huh?

- I'm a planner.
- What do you want?

Now that you mention it,
I did want to make sure

I'd have your support
in voting against Frannie's motion.

You know
how damaging Frannie's leadership

- was to the chapter.
- It certainly was

I also know how damaging it was
to my authority, not to mention my ego,

when you publicly defied me
during Greek Week.

That was an unfortunate situation.
I'm sure you'll agree that...

Frannie is the one
who called to warn me

about Rebecca's Greek Week behavior
in the first place.

- Frannie was your eyes and ears?
- It's quid pro quo, Casey.

Frannie demonstrated that she has
Nationals' best interest in mind.

Someone like that deserves another shot.
So she gets my vote.

I am glad you called.

Frannie's gone and, I don't know...

For some reason
I just really needed guys' night out.

I just came back
from playing Pictionary with Michael

and his grad friends
for three hours straight.

Don't you think it's a little early
for you guys to start acting like

an old, married couple?

The highlight was someone drew a cupcake
that looked like a giant boob.

Everyone started laughing.

Grad students are repressed.

Never underestimate
the power of a boob.

Come here.

Speaking of which, do you know her?

She's waving for us to go over
to her table. What do you think?

I think I'm gay,
and I think you have a girlfriend.

It's harmless flirting.
Not like anything's gonna happen.

What do you say?
Too late...

- Mind if we join you?
- You owe me one.

Make sure you keep that receipt.
It's on the nerds.

Got it.

Who shows up to a party at seven?

How nice and odd of you
to bring your own fruit punch.

- And a ladle.
- And a ladle.

At this rate, we'll be done in time
to have our own party

to celebrate our first customers!

I recognize that guy
from Casino Night.

Cappie, this is Max.
Ben Bennet, Max.

You might want to move
some of this furniture out of here.

We should move
some of this furniture out of here.

- Is there an echo in here?
- Unlikely.

Anyway,
I wouldn't worry about the furniture.

- This is Kappa Tau.
- I'm sorry?

Surely our reputation precedes us.

Your honors engineers are no match
for our parties or our furniture. Right?

Don't say I didn't warn you.
If things go wrong,

you can defend us
to the Holy Roman Tribunal.

Galileo had to defend
his heretical teachings to the Pope.

This is the Galileo party.

So where'd Spitter come from?

That's just something I call him.
It's a nickname.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.

What a complete douche.

This party isn't bad.

Even Beav found a cute girl.

Yes, but come on,

she looks like she's late
for a hobbit wedding.

She's still pretty hot.

Gravity!

- These guys are sensitive to sugar.
- It's not sugar.

It's ADJ.

- Spitter? Translation?
- The punch? Aerosol Death Juice.

Homemade from
a special fermentation process

developed by some
of our chemical engineers

to maximize efficient inebriation.

- Translation. The punch...
- No translation needed.

So it's like a wine spritzer of sorts?

Well, if it becomes need be,
the KTs have a fool proof hangover cure

developed by some
of our chemical dependents

- that cuts headache duration in half.
- Won't need that.

Max already has one
that completely eliminates headaches.

I may have underestimated these KTs.

It was pretty nice of them
to provide

a nonalcoholic beverage option
for us teetotalers. Right?

And this...

This punch is really thirst-quenching...
too, I find.

It's funny,

I thought I was gettin' a sore throat,
but now I just feel kinda tingly.

All over.

Should we make out?

And now, sisters,

please open to page 37
of your song-book,

and join me in the ZBZ
friendship song:

Appreciate the Pink.

I have a great idea.

If you'll guarantee me
your support in tomorrow's Council vote,

I will personally bring
CRU's top ten ZBZ sisters

to your alma mater
to act as Rush coaches.

Dear, that sounds wonderful.
You have my vote.

Great! Now, will you excuse me?

Let me get that for you.

- Thanks.
- Hi. I'm Paula.

- Working the room, I see.
- Only way to get things done.

It is indeed.

I'll leave you to it.

I wouldn't waste your time on Bunchie.
She just promised me her vote.

My whole redemption spiel really
resonated with her as a born-again.

- Hallelujah.
- That makes three for me...

- And three for me.
- And only Tegan uncommitted.

So I've gotta say...
I'm liking my odds.

Now, let's wrap this up

with the Sisterhood solidarity song:

I Will Never Betray My Dear Sister.

I told him not to cut it too short,
but he didn't listen.

I think it makes my face look fat.

Are you kidding?
No, you look great.

Really?

You are so sweet.

- And you look pretty great yourself.
- Thank you.

So, what's your major, Brianna?

I'm Brianna.
She's Alanna.

She's Alanna, and she's Brianna.

I'm Brianna, and she's Alanna.

We're gonna go to the bathroom.

So Brianna

has invited me to go back to her place.
You mind if we take off?

Hold on, man,
what happened to harmless flirting?

Since when did you become
a Frannie champion?

Man, she's in Orlando.

So what she doesn't know
won't hurt her.

We're in college.

This is the one chance we have
to follow our impulses,

and we can do whatever we want
and get away with it.

College is about sowing wild oats.

Not Pictionary

and the Dean's receptions.

- The Dean's what?
- Never mind.

We're done, Cap.

- This is nothing.
- Fame isn't worth it.

Come on, you rule, man. Come on.

Pledge, will you get the nerd off the
guys. I'm gonna handle things inside.

How are they playing pool again?

I confiscated all the cues.

It's like they're Gremlins!

- Say my name in Elvish again?
- Saralonde.

- I think I'm falling in love with you.
- Le melon.

Hey! What are you...?

Get out of here!

What are you, animals?

Here, Heath.

Take this and destroy it.

Take Jeremy upstairs.
Guard his tresses with your life.

I'm shutting this party down.

Who knew this would be
a legendary Kappa Tau party after all?

The Kappa Tau house is a respectable
establishment. Full of individuals

who know how to hold their liquor,
or at the very least

how to dispose of it
in the proper manner!

I'm sorry.
It does tend to get out of hand.

That's why we couldn't find
a place to hold it.

You know that lecture hall in the
Fine Arts building that was condemned?

That was us.

It was an unfortunate incident
with a genetically-modified raccoon.

It would have been nice to have
that information in advance.

Since when does a party getting out
of hand bother you?

I heard you were the biggest partier.
Casey said that's why you guys broke up.

- Casey? What do you know about Casey?
- She's my...

We're dating.

Your gal, Casey,
knows of what she speaks.

I don't know what got into me.

Yes, Lizzi, I did tell you to cancel
the Household Etiquette seminar,

but if you had been smarter,

you'd have anticipated
that I would change my mind.

And don't call me Tete.

Hi, Casey. What's new?

And I say new because
it can't possibly be that you're

eating the dead by-law horse again.

Actually, I had a few ideas
for how to help you.

Quid pro quo, remember?

I can organize a recruiting drive
for flailing houses.

- Hold a philanthropy...
- That is adorable.

You must be great in Rush skits.

But seriously, hon, you're not going
to be able to find a quid for my quo.

I take that back.

If you can fulfill my wildest fantasy,
and get rid of Lizzi,

you've got yourself a deal.

Get rid of Lizie?

Convince that elfin little pipsqueak
to hit the road.

You want me to...

get Lizzi to quit?

Well, I can't fire her.
Her record is spotless.

She's a "paragon of sisterly spirit."

But I also cannot stand
her constant effervescence

and springy hair and...

And I did not give you permission
to call me by a nickname.

So there you have it.

You perform that miracle,

and there might be a summer
internship in it for you.

Gravity!

I don't get it, man.

This is... this is just wrong.

Those two just
don't belong together.

Men and nipples?
Why?

It's not like milk
comes out of them.

Actually, some male infants

have been known to excrete
their mother's milk

from their own nipples.

That's the craziest thing
I've ever heard.

You're insane, Chip.

It's Dale.

Right. Knew it was one of them.

Hey, so what's the deal
with this Max guy?

Dude sucks.

I'm... Hi, I'm...

Gluteus Maximus,

I'm socially awkward,
and I walk with my left foot

turned slightly out
'cause I'm weird.

I know!

Hello, guv!

I'm Maxi Pad, the kind with
wings because I was in NASA.

Too bad I couldn't solve Fermat's
Theorem with a gun to me head.

- Cheerio!
- Cheerio!

Maxi Pad?!

Oh, you're too much.

- How'd you come up with that?!
- Aw, man, that's just how I roll.

How come we've never hung out?

- I don't know.
- You're awesome.

- I know.
- We should be best friends.

You know what?
We are best friends.

Cap'n'Dale.

These pants make
my bottom itch.

Maxi Pad...

I'm just gonna lay down
for a minute.

Bring it in.

- Glass of chardonnay.
- Thank you.

You must be really
stressed out.

I'm...

I'm weary.

This year alone, I've
consulted at 20 chapters,

colonized 20 new ones,

and I, personally, shepherded
three sisters into rehab, one

at the expense of
my Tercel's upholstery.

Do you think Tegan
appreciates it?

- Here's your drink.
- Thanks.

Lizzi, I hate to
see you like this.

Your natural effervescence
is one of your most winning qualities.

What a shame to have it
so cruelly squelched.

I know.

I used to love this job,

but now...

You think, maybe, you should quit?

Quit?

ZBZ is my life.

Oh, I know.

But...

is it a happy life?

Life is short, Lizzie.

You're a talented,

young-ish woman
with a lot to offer,

and you deserve to work for someone

who appreciates you.

Not some awful wench who

badmouths you to everyone

about using ivory dinner plates
instead of cream.

She does that?

She did.

Thank you, Casey.

I'm gonna go.

And I'm going to tell Tegan exactly
where to stick her ZBZ letters.

Ivory and cream
are the same damn color!

I'm kind of busy here, Rus.

Sorry, it's an emergency.

Have you seen my roommate?

I'm worried about him.
Dark hair. Glasses.

Members Only jacket.

Your roommate? He's nuts.

Last time I saw him, he was talking
to himself in a mirror.

Then he started
making out with a pillow.

Go away.

Has anyone seen Dale?

Has anyone seen my pants?

They're like

They're like jeans, but they're
made of something else. It's like...

Hey, dude, what's up?

You look awful.

- You've been avoiding me.
- Where's Dale?

Not here.
We're all alone.

What's going on?
What's up?

I might ask the same of you.

Tell me,

is the rumor true?

- What rumor?
- In a blind taste test,

do the Cartwright kids prefer
Maxwell House over Folger's?

When I say Maxwell House,
I mean Max.

And when I say Folger's,
I mean Cappie.

Oh, my God.

Are you jealous of Max?

Only of his fresh-roasted aroma.

Can we go?
I'm feeling skitted-out.

But the class of'79 is next!
You'll miss Saturday Night ZBZ-ver!

I don't know how you did it,
but nice going.

You got my vote.

I think I'm ready
to call it a night.

And miss the cutting
of the Kitty Kat Cake?

Ever since 1932, when flour was
hard to come by during the Depression...

'Night, Ash.

So, let me guess,

getting things done again?

It's done.

- You don't sound too happy.
- Really?

- I thought I was so good at faking it.
- I'm not good at faking it either.

This morning Mary Beth
Gentrie-Manning

caught me rolling my eyes at
the breakfast proclamation.

I'm probably on
some kind of list now.

Me too.
The bad sisters list.

I guess there's always
something to compromise

- when you going after what you want.
- That's true.

I remember when
I was president of my chapter.

Having served that vaunted
post, just like you, my dear,

I know all about compromise.

Back in the day, I had a friend
who rushed ZBZ when I was president.

She was a nice girl, smart.

But not exactly
"ZBZ material," as we say.

But since she was
an old friend, I...

Realized that loyalty and
integrity were more important

than the image of the house,
so you let her in.

I blackballed her.

- I didn't see that coming.
- Neither did she.

She never spoke to me again.

And you can bet I'd rather
look back on myself

the way you just
described me.

As someone with
loyalty and integrity.

Not to mention someone with the balls
to stand up for her friend.

But that's hard.

Especially when you're young.

So I have the energy to fight.

It's just better to
fight smart, right?

Why confront something head on

when you can work around it?

- Play it safe?
- Playing it safe is

what you do
when you're afraid.

Let me tell you something else
I wish I'd known when I was young...

There are very few things
worth being afraid of.

- What?
- They killed her, Cap.

Killed who?

Vesuvius.

It's not fair. She was so strong.
And now,

thanks to them,

she's dead.

Come here, I know...

I know.

Where's the front door?

Probably rotting in
the ground with Vesuvius.

Yep, I know.

Man, I'm really sorry, guys.

- You OK?

It's OK.

Well,

so much for Kappa Tau,

Party Palace and
Chapel of Love.

Hey, Rus?

I'm a little
disoriented right now.

Know what happened
to my clothes?

Or why I woke up with this?

Uh, you took a little too much
sore throat medicine last night, Dale.

It made you
feel a little woozy.

Oh, well, I would've preferred
that you walked me home.

Next time.

Buttmunch

Does anyone know
whose pants these are?

'Cause they're really
making my bottom itch.

That party
was out of control.

But the craziest thing was

you showing up afterwards.

Yeah, I plead temporary
insanity on that one.

So you wish you
hadn't come over?

No! I'm glad I did.

So, uh, what now?

I don't know.

All I know is I'm in college,
and I like to have fun,

and I have fun with you.

But what about Michael?

Open up, open up,
open up!

Casey!

Oh, you came to say goodbye!
That's so sweet!

No! I came to say,
"Stop packing."

Stop packing and
stop being afraid.

It's time you and I
faced things head on. Ash?

It's time to get serious.

And it starts with the hair.

So...

How was last night?

Oh, that.

Yeah, nothing happened.

Really?

Nothing with Brianna?

No. I walked her home, and
then went back to the house.

Wait. So you
didn't cheat on Frannie?

You know, I figure
when you cheat on someone,

you're just giving them
a reason to dump you.

And I still find
Frannie intriguing.

Not ready for her to dump
me yet. Know what I mean?

I guess.

I don't know if i can do this.

I'm not the kind of girls who disturbs
when it says do not.

You perfectly coiffed. And rock on
some seriously imposing lips.

Now, you go in there
and tell Tegan you're not quitting

And from now on, she needs to treat you
the way you deserve to be treated.

But if i stay, you lose Tegan's vote,
and Frannie gonna get her way.

I'm not afraid anymore, Lizzi.

Now, you get in there
and start disturbing!

Sorry, sister.

Freezi?

I didn't give you permission
to call me by a nickname.

And i am not going anywhere,
Te-Te!

What do you so smiley about?

Sometimes, people smile
when they're happy.

By happy, do you mean deluded?

Because my sources assure me
that i got this vote locked up.

Four to three.

Yes, this vote, you do.

But the only vote i care about
is for President

and i am happy to have you challenge
me for that, fair and square.

Because i can not wait
to kick your ass.

Murderers.

- I don't know if you're welcome here.
- We came to help.

These guys invented a DVR
that detects and records

any pornography playing
anywhere in the world.

First you trash our house,
now you're bragging?

That's just bad form.

I'm just saying

they're geniuses. They can help
get the house back into shape.

Even fix your sprinkler system
and the other violations.

I brought you some of my
patented hangover cure.

It actually is patented.

Thank you.

OK, let's...

You guys...

Looks like we're home free.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Thanks to SuperMax.

We would've figured
something else out on our own.

But I have this other

problem that I wanted
to ask you about.

Why don't you
just go ask Max?

Max would never be good at this.
He's no good with girl problems.

Girl problems? I'm
great with girl problems.

Causing them.
Complicating them further.

Solving them.
Hit me. Come on.

There's this girl
in my Literature class.

Her name's...
Miley.

- Miley Montana.
- Sounds familiar.

She acts one way during the day,

but then she's totally
different during the night.

I'm so confused.

Let me tell you about
this girl I met freshmen year.

Oh, Nina. You better
not lose my email.

I will totally be there for
your 30th anniversary party.

You are looking much more chipper
than the last time I saw you.

I am chipper, thanks.
And thanks for the advice.

I really enjoyed
meeting you, Casey.

You strike me as a young woman
with a lot of potential.

That's my contact information.

If you find yourself
in my neck of the woods,

- give me a call. You got that?
- Thank you.

OK, ladies. Chins out, and down.

Bodies three-quarters-turned.

- Excellent!
- Paula Baker.

Why does that sound familiar?

Paula Baker.
One of our most illustrious sisters.

Ten-term Congresswoman from
Maryland's 43rd district.

Currently serving on the
House Appropriations Committee.

I know.
I told you history's fun.

So is politics.

Maybe I shouldn't be limiting
myself to just the sorority kind.

OK, girls,
this is it!

Big smiles all around.

See you next time sisters!

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