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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,345 --> 00:00:01,845 Previously on "Greek." 2 00:00:01,986 --> 00:00:04,865 Bro, what you're gonna do si tell this chick you're not interested. 3 00:00:04,990 --> 00:00:06,623 - Send her a text. - Really? 4 00:00:07,656 --> 00:00:09,744 You're officially free. That was fast. 5 00:00:10,895 --> 00:00:12,844 Rusty, thanks for letting me know. 6 00:00:13,124 --> 00:00:14,746 By the way, I have crabs. 7 00:00:14,991 --> 00:00:17,139 Come on. This is your junior year. 8 00:00:17,276 --> 00:00:19,484 You need to start making some tough decisions. 9 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:21,784 What I want is to be at the center of things. 10 00:00:21,904 --> 00:00:23,667 To be challenged and inspired. 11 00:00:23,807 --> 00:00:26,035 And I'm still very much considering law school. 12 00:00:26,155 --> 00:00:28,535 I woke up this morning, and I finally realized 13 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:31,067 no matter what I say or do, I can't change the past 14 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:34,137 - or how you feel about it. - What if I was less of a jealous idiot? 15 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,468 Then I'd think, maybe, we could be friends. 16 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:37,907 Remember Shane? 17 00:00:38,597 --> 00:00:41,842 You know why he stood Casey up after the Mr. Purr-fect contest? 18 00:00:41,985 --> 00:00:43,890 I paid him to leave her alone. 19 00:00:44,083 --> 00:00:45,094 Pretty smart? 20 00:00:45,256 --> 00:00:48,439 Instead of trying to keep all the guys away from one girl, 21 00:00:48,629 --> 00:00:51,319 you should find a girl who thinks you're the only guy in the room. 22 00:00:54,025 --> 00:00:57,470 Can't believe you signed up for an extra class you don't get credit for. 23 00:00:57,618 --> 00:00:58,670 It's a prep class. 24 00:00:58,790 --> 00:01:01,837 And, according to Evan, it's the best way to ace the LSAT. 25 00:01:02,247 --> 00:01:05,967 And it gets my mom off my back, which is even better than course credit. 26 00:01:06,364 --> 00:01:09,212 Thank God I gave up my advanced degree aspirations. 27 00:01:09,353 --> 00:01:11,603 Standardized tests are so not my thing. 28 00:01:12,271 --> 00:01:13,345 Good luck, Case. 29 00:01:13,473 --> 00:01:16,676 I'm off to my seminar on the movies of John Hughes. 30 00:01:16,826 --> 00:01:18,865 Enjoy! 31 00:01:22,201 --> 00:01:22,931 So... 32 00:01:23,093 --> 00:01:26,103 Is Evan taking this LSAT class, too? 33 00:01:26,359 --> 00:01:27,616 Evan? No, 34 00:01:27,736 --> 00:01:30,525 Mr. Born-Lawyer already took the class, of course. 35 00:01:30,667 --> 00:01:33,871 On his way to becoming the Supreme Court's youngest clerk ever. 36 00:01:33,992 --> 00:01:37,296 "Welcome to your first step towards an exciting 37 00:01:37,419 --> 00:01:40,642 - "future career in the law." - Casey Cartwright, Esquire. 38 00:01:40,764 --> 00:01:42,229 Bad-ass prosecutor by day, 39 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:44,401 and Armani-wearing temptress by night. 40 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:47,846 - It's like you're a superhero. - A superhero with an expense account. 41 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,358 - Don't remind me. - About expense accounts? 42 00:01:51,478 --> 00:01:53,071 About money. I'm broke. 43 00:01:53,351 --> 00:01:55,659 What am I gonna do about spring break? It's next week. 44 00:01:55,821 --> 00:01:58,162 There's no way you can your parents go give you more? 45 00:01:58,398 --> 00:02:01,123 I can't tell them I've already spent my allowance for this month. 46 00:02:01,274 --> 00:02:03,341 Can I borrow against your future account? 47 00:02:03,598 --> 00:02:05,082 You'll have to make an appointment 48 00:02:05,202 --> 00:02:09,020 with my cute administrative man-sistant to discuss that. 49 00:02:09,218 --> 00:02:10,758 Stop, you're intimidating me. 50 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:12,744 Wait until you see me in the courtroom. 51 00:02:13,155 --> 00:02:15,202 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 52 00:02:16,425 --> 00:02:18,438 Case closed. And so it is resolved. 53 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:21,722 It takes 427 licks to get to the chocolate-y center. 54 00:02:21,844 --> 00:02:22,940 Good going, Spitter. 55 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,294 I've never seen anyone lick something that fast. 56 00:02:25,424 --> 00:02:26,928 It was mildly disturbing. 57 00:02:27,065 --> 00:02:30,095 Now, that that's out of the way, you're all ready to become 58 00:02:30,257 --> 00:02:32,338 new men. Are we getting initiated? 59 00:02:32,527 --> 00:02:34,371 This is an initiation of sorts. 60 00:02:34,830 --> 00:02:36,005 Wait, Beaver. 61 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 62 00:02:43,505 --> 00:02:46,708 This box contains the lost souls of dozens 63 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,199 of departed Kappa Taus. 64 00:02:48,682 --> 00:02:50,344 You think there are body parts in there? 65 00:02:50,466 --> 00:02:51,540 This box 66 00:02:51,699 --> 00:02:53,219 holds your futures. 67 00:02:53,726 --> 00:02:56,016 You are no longer Pickle. 68 00:02:56,382 --> 00:02:58,409 - I'm not? - No, you're not. 69 00:02:59,404 --> 00:03:00,390 You are now... 70 00:03:03,217 --> 00:03:04,798 ... Peter Carey, age 24. 71 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:07,048 Kappa Tau class of 2006. 72 00:03:07,402 --> 00:03:09,712 Gentlemen, it's time to get your fake Ids. 73 00:03:10,505 --> 00:03:13,111 Because while the Kappa Tau basement does not card, 74 00:03:13,231 --> 00:03:14,775 the bouncers at spring break do. 75 00:03:14,896 --> 00:03:15,851 Buzzkill. 76 00:03:15,971 --> 00:03:18,625 Doormen you encounter next week are fierce, pledges. 77 00:03:18,759 --> 00:03:20,940 You must become one with your new identies. 78 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:23,707 Let no Myrtle Beach bouncer tear you asunder. 79 00:03:23,827 --> 00:03:26,351 Ben Bennett, you are now... 80 00:03:27,110 --> 00:03:28,265 Of course. 81 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:30,699 - Frank Franklin. - Sweet! 82 00:03:31,494 --> 00:03:34,983 Wait, that doesn't look anything like him. We're gonna get in trouble? 83 00:03:35,104 --> 00:03:37,739 Everything worth while comes with at a risk, Spitter. 84 00:03:38,753 --> 00:03:40,496 Or should I say... 85 00:03:43,086 --> 00:03:44,424 ... Chad Stewart? 86 00:03:49,582 --> 00:03:52,461 "Greek" Season 1 - Episode 21 87 00:03:52,582 --> 00:03:54,193 Barely Legal. 88 00:03:54,355 --> 00:03:57,274 Synchro : �AkaZab� 89 00:03:57,436 --> 00:04:00,172 [Sub-Way.fr] [SeriesSub.com] 90 00:04:16,633 --> 00:04:17,819 So what'd you get? 91 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:20,583 A new notebook? 92 00:04:21,354 --> 00:04:22,482 Your score. 93 00:04:22,863 --> 00:04:25,917 I got a 160 last practice test. I got a 160 94 00:04:26,194 --> 00:04:29,405 on my last practice test, which would be OK, except I want to go to Yale 95 00:04:29,525 --> 00:04:31,511 and they would laugh at me with that score. 96 00:04:31,766 --> 00:04:33,705 And if I don't get into the international 97 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:35,670 trade law program at Yale, I'm done. 98 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:38,954 I have a 3.9, which is OK, but I really need to 99 00:04:39,087 --> 00:04:42,509 beef up my internships this summer if I don't want to be a total joke. 100 00:04:42,682 --> 00:04:43,513 Yeah. 101 00:04:44,487 --> 00:04:46,129 Have you started interviewing yet? 102 00:04:46,544 --> 00:04:48,860 Interviewing... No, not yet. 103 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,060 I thought this class was my first step 104 00:04:53,182 --> 00:04:55,898 towards an exciting future career in the law. 105 00:05:01,651 --> 00:05:03,800 What'd you get on your last practice test? 106 00:05:04,289 --> 00:05:05,289 One-seventy. 107 00:05:11,264 --> 00:05:15,037 OK, looks like some people are overdoing it a little bit, right? 108 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:16,708 What do you mean? 109 00:05:21,285 --> 00:05:23,403 OK, everybody. Let's get down to business. 110 00:05:23,530 --> 00:05:25,151 I'm sure you've been practicing, 111 00:05:25,273 --> 00:05:27,492 so let's go ahead and start off with a mock-LSAT. 112 00:05:27,654 --> 00:05:28,830 Pass those back. 113 00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,704 You've got two hours. 114 00:05:33,632 --> 00:05:35,162 When I say go, go. 115 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:52,144 Welcome to Bionic Beats. Can I see some ID? 116 00:05:52,349 --> 00:05:53,383 No problem. 117 00:06:03,198 --> 00:06:04,678 He's on the guest list. 118 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,405 - Chad Stewart? 119 00:06:08,882 --> 00:06:11,152 That's right. Chad Stewart. 120 00:06:11,951 --> 00:06:14,363 2343 Homer Terrace, 121 00:06:14,687 --> 00:06:15,944 Sunshine, Florida. 122 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,594 What's your sign, buddy? 123 00:06:24,272 --> 00:06:27,711 You get out of here. You and your fake ID! You get out of my club! 124 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,483 Nobody messes with Tad, 125 00:06:29,624 --> 00:06:32,592 the best bouncer in Myrtle Beach! Get outta my sight! 126 00:06:33,586 --> 00:06:34,721 Come on! 127 00:06:34,892 --> 00:06:37,427 - You didn't have to give a noogie. - Lucky that's all you got. 128 00:06:37,547 --> 00:06:39,483 If we were in Myrtle, you'd get a class-one 129 00:06:39,604 --> 00:06:42,808 misdemeanor punishable by a fine of not more than $200 130 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:46,333 or imprisonment for not more than 30 days plus court costs. 131 00:06:46,825 --> 00:06:49,770 Let's let Rusty's abject failure be a lesson to us all. 132 00:06:49,912 --> 00:06:52,387 Well, what kind of question is, "What's your sign?" 133 00:06:52,509 --> 00:06:55,083 A question the real Chad Stewart would have answered easily. 134 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:58,195 There's an in-bar field test coming up tonight. 135 00:06:58,317 --> 00:07:01,621 I want you to study up and be prepared, or it's Noogieville for you. 136 00:07:01,792 --> 00:07:03,610 Or jail in some states. 137 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:08,431 Man, it is wild in there! 138 00:07:08,877 --> 00:07:10,458 You don't even wanna know. 139 00:07:16,387 --> 00:07:17,583 Back of the line. 140 00:07:19,651 --> 00:07:20,381 Next. 141 00:07:23,419 --> 00:07:24,818 I can't believe this. 142 00:07:25,210 --> 00:07:27,758 How commercialized spring break has become? 143 00:07:27,900 --> 00:07:30,252 That's all good. It's that I won't be able to participate 144 00:07:30,393 --> 00:07:33,063 in any of the pre-packaged commercialism this year 145 00:07:33,194 --> 00:07:34,735 unless I win the lottery. 146 00:07:39,753 --> 00:07:41,496 Hello, Powerball. 147 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,671 Don't you have a credit card? 148 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:48,369 But the bill goes to my parents. 149 00:07:48,491 --> 00:07:51,450 And ever since they figured out that my charges to MAC were for lip gloss 150 00:07:51,592 --> 00:07:54,918 and not computer tech-support, they've been strict with it. 151 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,914 Well, you won't have that problem here. 152 00:07:57,036 --> 00:07:59,402 Your Credit Plus bill goes right to you. 153 00:07:59,615 --> 00:08:01,237 Not only that, 154 00:08:01,488 --> 00:08:04,427 it will allow you to establish a credit history in your name. 155 00:08:04,549 --> 00:08:07,165 - That sounds like a smart thing to do. - It is. 156 00:08:07,285 --> 00:08:09,241 And for every purchase you make, 157 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,621 you'll earn points. 158 00:08:11,317 --> 00:08:13,629 And I can offer you 159 00:08:13,749 --> 00:08:15,554 a thousand dollar limit. 160 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:18,017 - Sign us up! - I don't know. 161 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:19,860 I can throw in a free MP3 player, 162 00:08:20,186 --> 00:08:22,595 but the offer is good for today only. 163 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:25,479 But since you guys are such good customers, 164 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:27,408 I can have those cards overnighted to you, 165 00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:29,332 and you'll be ready to charge tomorrow. 166 00:08:32,269 --> 00:08:34,488 It's just a credit card. It's not the Army. 167 00:08:35,725 --> 00:08:37,124 Sure, why not? 168 00:08:38,458 --> 00:08:40,262 Spring break, here we come. 169 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:50,962 What are you studying? 170 00:08:51,141 --> 00:08:53,289 I am studying Chad Stewart. 171 00:08:53,736 --> 00:08:55,626 I haven't come across any Chad Stewart. 172 00:08:55,870 --> 00:08:57,815 Is that in the string theory section? 173 00:08:58,702 --> 00:09:02,073 Chad Stewart is the guy whose fake ID I inherited. 174 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:05,005 But all I can find is his CRU web page 175 00:09:05,147 --> 00:09:06,532 from three years ago. 176 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:08,808 Apparently, he's a songwriter. 177 00:09:20,753 --> 00:09:21,827 Not bad? 178 00:09:22,976 --> 00:09:25,530 Pretty rudimentary chord changes if you ask me. 179 00:09:29,364 --> 00:09:30,824 How old do I look in this? 180 00:09:31,506 --> 00:09:32,317 Eighteen. 181 00:09:32,899 --> 00:09:35,543 You know, lying about who you are is never good, Rusty. 182 00:09:35,663 --> 00:09:37,426 It signals a lack of self-esteem. 183 00:09:37,579 --> 00:09:39,868 Why would I want to be anyone but Dale Kettlewell? 184 00:09:41,091 --> 00:09:43,397 - You wouldn't, Dale. - Obviously. 185 00:09:46,929 --> 00:09:49,245 - What about this? - You look like my cousin Barry. 186 00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:51,489 He always wore a hat like that. He's in prison now. 187 00:09:51,618 --> 00:09:54,646 I don't care about your cousin. I need to look like a 24-year-old singer 188 00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:57,348 and snowboarder who backpacks through South-east Asia. 189 00:09:57,468 --> 00:09:59,948 To my knowledge, people who travel through South-east Asia 190 00:10:00,090 --> 00:10:01,610 generally look like pedophiles. 191 00:10:02,016 --> 00:10:05,098 Which is kind of fitting, because that's what Barry got pinched for. 192 00:10:05,318 --> 00:10:07,240 All right. Come on, man, help me out. 193 00:10:07,362 --> 00:10:09,288 I will. By referring you to the Book of Matthew, 194 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:11,446 which tells us that one sign of the end times 195 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,607 is Satan impersonating an angel of light. 196 00:10:13,837 --> 00:10:15,196 So it's up to you, Rust. 197 00:10:15,318 --> 00:10:17,547 What do you want to be? Satan, or an angel of light? 198 00:10:17,675 --> 00:10:19,738 Whichever gets me served in Myrtle Beach, Dale. 199 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:22,436 That'd be Satan. Satan lives in Myrtle Beach. 200 00:10:32,564 --> 00:10:34,694 Hey! What are you doing here? 201 00:10:34,816 --> 00:10:37,106 Your Guide to Acing the LASAT. 202 00:10:37,228 --> 00:10:39,376 I'm taking that prep class you took last semester. 203 00:10:40,166 --> 00:10:42,390 Why didn't you tell me the goobers in that class 204 00:10:42,514 --> 00:10:46,349 passed the bar? I am way behind. I got a 140 on my first practice test, 205 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,903 thanks to those stupid logic problems. 206 00:10:49,104 --> 00:10:51,139 So I thought... 207 00:10:53,357 --> 00:10:54,406 I could help you? 208 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:57,238 Yeah, but not if it's too weird. 209 00:10:57,654 --> 00:11:00,897 I don't want to ask too much of our brand-new friendship. 210 00:11:06,218 --> 00:11:08,164 You know, of course it's not too weird. 211 00:11:08,285 --> 00:11:10,313 You need help, I'm here for you. 212 00:11:10,583 --> 00:11:14,475 And I've got a bunch of my old practice tests upstairs. 213 00:11:14,863 --> 00:11:17,762 You're right, those logic problems can be a bitch. 214 00:11:28,197 --> 00:11:29,251 Pickle, 215 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,329 you're up first. Then Ben Bennett. 216 00:11:31,663 --> 00:11:33,533 Rusty might need a little extra prep time. 217 00:11:33,695 --> 00:11:35,079 Hey, I've been studying. 218 00:11:35,221 --> 00:11:36,740 I'm sure you have, Spitter. 219 00:11:37,886 --> 00:11:39,345 She just got a big tip. 220 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:41,687 Her mood is good. Pickle, you're up. 221 00:11:43,231 --> 00:11:44,265 Gentlemen. 222 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:46,333 What can I get you? 223 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,127 I'll have a vodka and orange juice, please. 224 00:11:49,771 --> 00:11:51,968 No problem. Can I just see some ID first? 225 00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,215 Sure. 226 00:11:58,040 --> 00:12:00,676 So, Peter, I see you're from Omaha? 227 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:02,353 I'm a Libra. 228 00:12:03,193 --> 00:12:04,774 How about just the orange juice? 229 00:12:08,199 --> 00:12:09,942 What about you? You over 21? 230 00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:13,504 Well, I'm flattered you'd ask, little lady. 231 00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,905 I haven't been Ided in years. 232 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,045 Six-foot-three, huh? 233 00:12:21,457 --> 00:12:23,099 I'm gotta go to the bathroom. 234 00:12:24,672 --> 00:12:25,766 Me, too. 235 00:12:27,197 --> 00:12:29,244 What about you two? Got some ID for me? 236 00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,972 Are you really Chad Stewart? 237 00:12:46,262 --> 00:12:48,983 - In the flesh. - Yeah. Who else would I be? 238 00:12:50,152 --> 00:12:51,524 This is so weird. 239 00:12:51,784 --> 00:12:54,934 I always had this fantasy of you walking into my bar one day. 240 00:12:55,056 --> 00:12:56,738 I never thought it would happen. 241 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,216 I mean, you haven't been seen in Cyprus in three years, 242 00:12:59,338 --> 00:13:02,224 since you walked out of that gig at the Coffee Grounds Cafe. 243 00:13:02,386 --> 00:13:05,757 By the way, I agree with you. Commercialism has ruined music. 244 00:13:06,084 --> 00:13:09,510 Hunter's Heartis my favorite song off your underground CD. 245 00:13:10,058 --> 00:13:12,697 I'm Trish, by the way. 246 00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:16,347 Well, you know my name. 247 00:13:19,138 --> 00:13:19,949 So 248 00:13:20,435 --> 00:13:21,591 what can I get you? 249 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:23,229 Singapore Sling. 250 00:13:23,508 --> 00:13:24,948 Singapore Sling. 251 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,029 You are so cool. 252 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,378 I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere. 253 00:13:32,209 --> 00:13:33,398 Singapore Sling? 254 00:13:33,573 --> 00:13:36,796 Well, Chad Stewart spent a summer in Singapore. 255 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:40,157 Far be it for me to question Chad Stewart. 256 00:13:42,895 --> 00:13:45,244 "A seafood restaurant serves five different entrees 257 00:13:45,364 --> 00:13:46,864 "on five different nights. 258 00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:50,147 "If halibut is served only on Tuesdays and Thursdays, 259 00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:53,298 "then when does the restaurant serve Lobster"? 260 00:13:55,651 --> 00:13:59,279 First of all, I'm never eating seafood again. Secondly, 261 00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:02,216 am I crazy or are these questions totally pointless? 262 00:14:02,336 --> 00:14:05,678 Is anyone thinking of fish when they're defending someone on death row? 263 00:14:06,390 --> 00:14:07,870 If they're hungry, maybe. 264 00:14:09,636 --> 00:14:12,474 No, seriously, the point is testing your reasoning skills. 265 00:14:12,629 --> 00:14:15,159 They're what you use to craft your entire argument. 266 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,560 You know, and winning arguments is what the law is all about. 267 00:14:19,419 --> 00:14:21,102 If you find the right argument, 268 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,053 you can win any case. It doesn't matter what the facts are. 269 00:14:24,173 --> 00:14:25,658 The truth is beside the point. 270 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,996 But, in the meantime, I'm still dealing with fish. 271 00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,843 That's true. OK. But 272 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:37,019 I also know that you happen to be a whiz at Sudoku. 273 00:14:37,725 --> 00:14:40,137 Remember? I had fight you for it every Sunday morning. 274 00:14:40,286 --> 00:14:41,131 Yeah? 275 00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:44,324 What are you trying to do? Torture me with the various leisure activities 276 00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:46,423 I no longer have time to enjoy? 277 00:14:46,646 --> 00:14:49,638 No, no. I'm trying to point out to you 278 00:14:49,860 --> 00:14:53,327 that these logic problems are actually a lot like Sudoku. 279 00:14:53,516 --> 00:14:57,023 You line things up and cancel them out until they fit. 280 00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:01,538 - That makes sense. - Yeah. 281 00:15:01,662 --> 00:15:04,986 So let's try this again, Sunday morning Sudoku-style. 282 00:15:05,106 --> 00:15:06,190 Right on. 283 00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:09,397 Isn't this strange? 284 00:15:10,317 --> 00:15:13,671 I mean, us getting studying for the LSAT together like we always planned? 285 00:15:14,052 --> 00:15:16,424 No. It doesn't feel strange to me. 286 00:15:17,119 --> 00:15:18,031 It feels... 287 00:15:19,112 --> 00:15:22,748 ... great that we can be mature enough to sit here together, 288 00:15:22,948 --> 00:15:24,904 studying, as friends. 289 00:15:25,797 --> 00:15:26,719 I love this. 290 00:15:28,749 --> 00:15:29,743 Me, too. 291 00:15:35,653 --> 00:15:38,390 So there I was, all alone, 292 00:15:39,108 --> 00:15:41,502 hiking through the Kanchanaburi province, 293 00:15:41,887 --> 00:15:44,282 when I came upon the most pristine rainbow 294 00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:45,964 I've ever seen. 295 00:15:46,294 --> 00:15:49,367 Wait, is that how you got inspired to write Wet Tuesday? 296 00:15:49,489 --> 00:15:51,921 That's my second favorite song of yours. 297 00:15:53,701 --> 00:15:55,463 No. Actually the, 298 00:15:55,603 --> 00:15:57,874 the wetness in the song 299 00:15:58,102 --> 00:16:00,271 refers to the tears that I shed 300 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,052 after a bad breakup. 301 00:16:03,648 --> 00:16:07,280 Must've been the worst breakup ever, given the violent imagery in that song. 302 00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:10,566 "Singed flesh" and "shattered bones." Yikes! 303 00:16:11,047 --> 00:16:12,405 Yeah. Exactly. 304 00:16:14,252 --> 00:16:16,563 Gee, you sure know a lot about my music. 305 00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,938 I'm sorry. Am I making you uncomfortable? 306 00:16:19,063 --> 00:16:20,840 I know how private you are. I'm just 307 00:16:21,124 --> 00:16:23,637 still so amazed you came out of hiding. 308 00:16:25,529 --> 00:16:26,887 I'll be right back. 309 00:16:30,245 --> 00:16:32,731 - Did you see that? - She's way into me. 310 00:16:33,037 --> 00:16:33,950 Easy, Spitter. 311 00:16:34,070 --> 00:16:37,710 Chick bartenders tend to make all male drinkers feel like that. They're like 312 00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:40,132 clothed strippers that way. 313 00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:42,698 Hey, 314 00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:45,832 would you, maybe, be interested in going to this 315 00:16:45,952 --> 00:16:47,828 party thing with me this weekend? 316 00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:49,275 Yeah. 317 00:16:49,668 --> 00:16:50,439 Great! 318 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:53,485 Meet me here. 319 00:16:54,674 --> 00:16:57,167 Friday night, 7:00. 320 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,058 Excuse me, miss. 321 00:17:02,159 --> 00:17:03,497 - Bye. - All right. 322 00:17:06,481 --> 00:17:08,325 Looks like you had it all wrong. 323 00:17:18,086 --> 00:17:20,775 - Cough syrup and suntan lotion. - Exactly. 324 00:17:42,558 --> 00:17:44,727 Sunday morning Sudoku. 325 00:18:02,254 --> 00:18:05,376 I was naive 326 00:18:05,537 --> 00:18:07,422 Not to let you go When the time was right 327 00:18:08,516 --> 00:18:11,050 When the time was right 328 00:18:12,850 --> 00:18:15,181 I was a fool. 329 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:21,987 Casey's a genius, yay! 330 00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:25,758 OK. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's just a practice test. 331 00:18:26,101 --> 00:18:27,650 But you got a 155. 332 00:18:27,854 --> 00:18:30,138 - And that deserves another round. - Exactly. 333 00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:31,618 I'll get this one. 334 00:18:33,954 --> 00:18:36,339 A pitcher, please, and you can keep the tab open. 335 00:18:36,459 --> 00:18:37,202 Got it. 336 00:18:37,539 --> 00:18:39,140 I've always wanted to say that. 337 00:18:39,403 --> 00:18:42,511 Take it easy there, Spendy Gonz�lez. I don't want my first court Case 338 00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,588 - bailing you out of debtor's prison. - I have it under control. 339 00:18:45,939 --> 00:18:48,260 Besides, every time I make a purchase, I earn points. 340 00:18:48,380 --> 00:18:49,630 Points for what? 341 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,811 I don't know. But everyone loves points. 342 00:18:55,043 --> 00:18:56,262 I'll be right back. I'm 343 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:59,069 I'm gonna give my study-buddy the good news. 344 00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:06,718 I say they're back together by spring break. 345 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,936 What do you think? 346 00:19:08,056 --> 00:19:10,164 I don't think she'd take him back, do you? 347 00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,082 Never thought she'd take him back after he slept with Rebecca. 348 00:19:13,202 --> 00:19:15,797 And I never thought she'd hook up with Cappie again. So 349 00:19:16,175 --> 00:19:17,391 who knows? 350 00:19:17,714 --> 00:19:20,672 But, think about it, this is how they started out freshman year. 351 00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,017 They were just friends. 352 00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:24,640 Before you know it, a friendly hug becomes 353 00:19:24,782 --> 00:19:27,798 a friendly kiss becomes here we go again. So... 354 00:19:29,022 --> 00:19:31,961 it's not what I'd choose for her, but if it makes her happy... 355 00:19:32,988 --> 00:19:34,265 I guess I thought. 356 00:19:34,395 --> 00:19:37,719 She was so done with him, nothing he did would make a difference. 357 00:19:38,323 --> 00:19:41,524 No, I outscored most of those bleeding ulcers because of you. 358 00:19:41,657 --> 00:19:44,588 - Thank you so much. - You're the one that took the test. 359 00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:48,112 You're gonna make a great lawyer. I, for one, can personally attest 360 00:19:48,331 --> 00:19:50,885 to your skills in the argumentative arts. 361 00:19:52,131 --> 00:19:53,945 Seriously, I owe you one. 362 00:19:54,114 --> 00:19:55,571 Let's grab dinner, celebrate. 363 00:19:57,562 --> 00:20:00,404 - Yeah, sure, why not? - All right. 364 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,125 But only if you let me treat. 365 00:20:24,072 --> 00:20:27,342 She's going for it. I tell her I snowboard in the Swiss Alps. 366 00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,768 So then she invites me to this wild party this weekend. 367 00:20:31,018 --> 00:20:32,918 - Are you gonna go? - Of course I'm gonna go. 368 00:20:33,038 --> 00:20:35,938 - I can't disappoint my biggest fan. - That is awesome. 369 00:20:36,058 --> 00:20:38,865 I can't believe she bought you as a 24-year-old musician. 370 00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:41,591 We have got to work on our fake ID technique, OK? 371 00:20:41,712 --> 00:20:44,931 Aren't you supposed to be organizing Beaver's adult video collection? 372 00:20:45,051 --> 00:20:48,098 Sorry, Cap. Rusty was just telling us about the sweet party 373 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:50,713 - he's going to this weekend. - Is that so? 374 00:21:00,108 --> 00:21:03,344 Spitty, you're not actually thinking about going to that party? 375 00:21:03,464 --> 00:21:05,302 Trish invited me. I can't stand her up. 376 00:21:05,428 --> 00:21:07,550 No, Trish invited Chad Stewart. 377 00:21:07,673 --> 00:21:08,963 Not Rusty Cartwright. 378 00:21:09,089 --> 00:21:11,640 Playing Chad Stewart over a round of Singapore Slings 379 00:21:11,768 --> 00:21:15,275 is one thing, but do you really think you can pull it off for an entire night? 380 00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,749 Me thinks you're in over your head, wee one. 381 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,492 You think I can't handle it? 382 00:21:20,158 --> 00:21:22,224 - Well... No, I... - Hey. Come on. 383 00:21:23,607 --> 00:21:25,918 'Cause I think I can handle myself just fine. 384 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,336 In fact, 385 00:21:27,670 --> 00:21:30,650 while you've been tied down with one girl all semester, 386 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,717 I've been handling myself with various ladies. 387 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:37,515 Handling yourself is perfectly normal and we all do it, but it's not 388 00:21:37,642 --> 00:21:39,550 necessarily something you wanna brag about. 389 00:21:39,916 --> 00:21:42,247 Very funny. What about Tina? 390 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:44,112 I forgot about Tina. 391 00:21:44,802 --> 00:21:46,667 Too bad she turned out to be so... 392 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,235 - crabby. - Hey, I took care of it. 393 00:21:52,266 --> 00:21:55,772 I'm not trying to sound like a jerk. I just don't want you to get carried away. 394 00:21:55,911 --> 00:21:58,110 Because when a man gets too big for his britches, 395 00:21:58,282 --> 00:21:59,843 you know how he ends up, Rusty? 396 00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,315 Naked. 397 00:22:02,647 --> 00:22:04,046 Think about that. 398 00:22:10,072 --> 00:22:11,429 I really wanted that wrap. 399 00:22:11,569 --> 00:22:13,882 It would've gone perfectly with all of my new bathing suits. 400 00:22:14,121 --> 00:22:16,665 What kind of thrift store doesn't take credit cards that way? 401 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,558 A thrift store that only takes cash. 402 00:22:19,755 --> 00:22:22,195 And didn't you already buy some sort of wrap? 403 00:22:22,438 --> 00:22:25,517 I can return that. And this is vintage. 404 00:22:26,537 --> 00:22:29,314 Do I need to do a credit-card intervention on you? 405 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,038 I need all this stuff for spring break. 406 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:34,034 When I get back, I'll get more allowance 407 00:22:34,163 --> 00:22:37,126 and I'll be able to pay it all off, without a cent of interest. 408 00:22:37,249 --> 00:22:39,493 Do you see how carefully I've thought this out? 409 00:22:39,613 --> 00:22:42,694 Yeah, but your careful thinking seems to have found its limit. 410 00:22:44,534 --> 00:22:45,680 Unless... 411 00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:49,264 ... I give up "careful" thinking and go for more... 412 00:22:50,147 --> 00:22:51,910 - ..."outside the box" thinking. 413 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:55,222 You said you needed a new flash drive. 414 00:22:55,456 --> 00:22:57,059 They sell those at the campus store, 415 00:22:57,179 --> 00:22:59,660 which takes credit cards. See where I'm going with this? 416 00:22:59,781 --> 00:23:02,758 Yeah, I give you the cash, and you charge the flash. 417 00:23:02,878 --> 00:23:04,175 And we have a plan. 418 00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:08,946 Just this once. 419 00:23:09,251 --> 00:23:12,833 - Please, please, please. - All right, all right. 420 00:23:14,562 --> 00:23:17,744 Why do I feel like Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon? 421 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:26,606 What are those? 422 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:30,394 Books. You, of all people, should recognize them. 423 00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:33,029 So you were serious about that law school thing? 424 00:23:33,549 --> 00:23:35,669 I thought you were trying to get Mom off your back. 425 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,064 No, that was just a happy byproduct. Rusty, hello. 426 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,284 Law school has been my plan since freshman year. 427 00:23:41,406 --> 00:23:42,968 Really? What kind of law? 428 00:23:43,566 --> 00:23:47,079 I'll worry about that after I get through my LSAT class. 429 00:23:47,221 --> 00:23:49,820 Which, by the way, I am kicking ass in. 430 00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:52,226 I have to go meet Evan for dinner. 431 00:23:52,689 --> 00:23:54,169 You're meeting Evan for dinner? 432 00:23:56,548 --> 00:23:58,646 He's been helping me with my LSAT class, 433 00:23:59,284 --> 00:24:01,910 that's all. And we're going out to celebrate. 434 00:24:02,276 --> 00:24:03,076 And... 435 00:24:03,953 --> 00:24:05,696 - And... - Here we go again. 436 00:24:05,933 --> 00:24:08,856 Did anyone ever tell you you're the world's biggest flip-flopper? 437 00:24:08,977 --> 00:24:11,181 I'm not flip-flopping. Evan and I are friends. 438 00:24:11,308 --> 00:24:13,659 No, Evan isn't capable of being a decent friend. 439 00:24:14,339 --> 00:24:16,386 There's always a catch with him. 440 00:24:17,195 --> 00:24:19,435 He's sneaky and manipulative, 441 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,201 and you cannot trust him. 442 00:24:21,737 --> 00:24:25,442 Case, he's gonna take you to some swanky, romantic restaurant 443 00:24:25,615 --> 00:24:26,988 and try and lure you back. 444 00:24:27,165 --> 00:24:30,530 It's like he's the Kanchanaburi pit vipe of Thailand, 445 00:24:31,314 --> 00:24:33,807 and you're his juicy little field mouse. 446 00:24:35,325 --> 00:24:38,426 You haven't let Cappie make you brownies, have you? 447 00:24:39,318 --> 00:24:41,649 And there's no way that's what Evan's thinking. 448 00:24:43,271 --> 00:24:45,837 What's with the jacket? You look like you're 12. 449 00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:50,421 - Really? - Yeah, really. 450 00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,022 See ya later, Rust. 451 00:24:53,706 --> 00:24:55,773 Don't be his field mouse, Casey. 452 00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,883 This is the kind of place I was in the mood for. 453 00:25:01,003 --> 00:25:03,638 - I'm glad you suggested it. - Me, too. Hey. 454 00:25:05,758 --> 00:25:07,765 I hope you're in the mood for this, too. 455 00:25:11,404 --> 00:25:14,303 You're not gonna give me a mock-LSAT over dinner, are you? 456 00:25:16,263 --> 00:25:17,682 What's this for? 457 00:25:18,148 --> 00:25:19,040 Well, 458 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:23,311 it just so happens that my dad's old buddy 459 00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:25,566 is the dean of admissions at Harvard. 460 00:25:25,688 --> 00:25:28,386 And it just so happens that this old buddy 461 00:25:28,528 --> 00:25:31,609 is in Cyprus for some conference. 462 00:25:31,892 --> 00:25:33,866 That's a lot of just-so-happening. 463 00:25:33,988 --> 00:25:35,958 But the biggest happening of all, 464 00:25:36,567 --> 00:25:39,304 I got you a sit-down with him. Sunday afternoon. 465 00:25:39,938 --> 00:25:42,384 - Harvard Law School? - Kind of a big one. 466 00:25:42,645 --> 00:25:43,923 Where you're going. 467 00:25:48,188 --> 00:25:49,466 Wait a minute, Case. 468 00:25:49,941 --> 00:25:51,203 Come on. You're not 469 00:25:51,324 --> 00:25:53,306 reading too much into this, are you? 470 00:25:54,051 --> 00:25:55,801 - It just seems... - Listen. 471 00:25:55,921 --> 00:25:58,478 Two of my Omega Chi brothers are already meeting with him. 472 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,548 I thought... I thought it'd be great if you did, too. 473 00:26:02,725 --> 00:26:04,069 You know? This isn't some 474 00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:06,866 elaborate ploy to get you back. 475 00:26:07,281 --> 00:26:09,571 - I know. - 'Cause we're just friends. 476 00:26:10,244 --> 00:26:12,474 Amigos, right? That's it. 477 00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,955 But, listen, if that's too weird for you, then... 478 00:26:16,178 --> 00:26:19,707 - No! It's not too weird for me. - And it's not too weird for me. 479 00:26:20,945 --> 00:26:22,668 OK, so... 480 00:26:24,599 --> 00:26:26,362 I feel like a total Jackass. 481 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,299 Can we just order and forget I said anything? 482 00:26:31,670 --> 00:26:33,951 - And thank you. - And you're welcome. 483 00:26:44,908 --> 00:26:46,499 I love my new lip gloss. 484 00:26:46,803 --> 00:26:47,971 What do you think? 485 00:26:48,272 --> 00:26:49,427 I think... 486 00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:52,077 ... that corporate litigation sounds really boring. 487 00:26:52,219 --> 00:26:53,339 Well, so do I. 488 00:26:53,459 --> 00:26:55,705 So stop reading that and come to Dobler's with me. 489 00:26:55,835 --> 00:26:57,691 - I'm gonna open another tab. - I can't. 490 00:26:57,853 --> 00:27:00,791 I'm meeting this Harvard guy tomorrow. I need to find something 491 00:27:00,913 --> 00:27:04,561 to talk to him about, like what kind of law I want to practice. 492 00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:06,648 There's... 493 00:27:06,931 --> 00:27:08,998 Quantitative corporate finance. 494 00:27:09,221 --> 00:27:11,360 That sounds worse than corporate litigation. 495 00:27:11,563 --> 00:27:13,975 No, no, no. This actually sounds kind of cool: 496 00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,648 "Students learn to assess risk... 497 00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:21,334 "by using multi-factor models and analyzing 498 00:27:21,476 --> 00:27:24,577 - "corporate structure." - Whatever you say. 499 00:27:27,925 --> 00:27:29,445 What's up with your knee? 500 00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:31,559 What? 501 00:27:31,730 --> 00:27:33,987 You looked like you were having a convulsion. 502 00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,173 No, it didn't. 503 00:27:38,985 --> 00:27:40,073 Well, I'm off. 504 00:27:40,198 --> 00:27:42,380 When fun Casey returns, 505 00:27:42,684 --> 00:27:44,164 she knows where to find me. 506 00:27:47,636 --> 00:27:48,872 "Contracts..." 507 00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,469 Hey, I don't look 12 in this, do I? 508 00:27:52,992 --> 00:27:53,632 No. 509 00:27:53,900 --> 00:27:54,914 All right. Good. 510 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:56,782 But it is kind of a feminine cut. 511 00:28:02,302 --> 00:28:05,505 Where are you going? Another one of your debauched frat fetes? 512 00:28:05,635 --> 00:28:08,371 Actually, no. This is a party for grown-ups. 513 00:28:08,601 --> 00:28:09,690 I'm listening. 514 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,598 It's just this girl I met. 515 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,745 It's this party in town. No one from school. 516 00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:15,892 Townie party? 517 00:28:16,117 --> 00:28:18,710 - I'm totally down. - I didn't invite you, Dale. 518 00:28:19,377 --> 00:28:21,021 And why would you want to go anyway? 519 00:28:23,158 --> 00:28:25,318 I'm so weary of the juvenile drivel 520 00:28:25,449 --> 00:28:27,526 that passes for conversation on this campus. 521 00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:30,268 A little adult interaction is exactly what I need right now. 522 00:28:31,801 --> 00:28:33,405 You know a lot about music, right? 523 00:28:33,584 --> 00:28:35,695 Are Norma Kettlewell's fresh-baked blueberry muffins 524 00:28:35,815 --> 00:28:37,457 the best smell in the world? 525 00:28:38,641 --> 00:28:39,678 The answer is yes. 526 00:28:40,542 --> 00:28:42,199 OK. Great. Then you can come. 527 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,967 - 'Cause I might need your help. - As always. 528 00:28:45,595 --> 00:28:46,629 All right. 529 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,031 There's a five-dollar minimum for charges. 530 00:28:58,572 --> 00:29:00,866 Well, I'll just have to get five dollars worth of gum. 531 00:29:12,341 --> 00:29:14,003 Sorry. Card's been declined. 532 00:29:15,139 --> 00:29:16,862 Come on. For five dollars? 533 00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,467 - Are you sure? - Yep. 534 00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,157 But I have a thousand dollar limit. There's no way 535 00:29:21,284 --> 00:29:23,240 I could possibly have spent... 536 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:34,347 you don't happen to take points, do you? 537 00:29:36,535 --> 00:29:38,437 Look at all these nice cars. 538 00:29:38,557 --> 00:29:41,193 - I hope we're not underdressed. - You might be. 539 00:29:45,058 --> 00:29:46,622 - And you have to call me Chad. 540 00:29:46,808 --> 00:29:50,619 What? No, Rusty. I did not sign on for anything like that. 541 00:29:51,028 --> 00:29:51,905 Hi. 542 00:29:52,121 --> 00:29:53,023 Hey, Trish. 543 00:29:53,143 --> 00:29:54,724 I told you you were underdressed. 544 00:29:54,866 --> 00:29:56,519 You look wonderful. 545 00:29:58,352 --> 00:29:59,832 This is my buddy, Dale. 546 00:29:59,952 --> 00:30:01,679 Yeah, hey. I... 547 00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:05,780 I just decided to accompany my good buddy Rock and Roll Chad 548 00:30:06,388 --> 00:30:08,070 to your little shindig tonight. 549 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,933 Chad, I'm so glad you came. 550 00:30:12,597 --> 00:30:14,868 But, listen, please 551 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:16,828 don't hate me. I wasn't 552 00:30:16,948 --> 00:30:19,320 totally honest with you when I invited you here. 553 00:30:20,782 --> 00:30:23,336 Hey, I've always said honesty is overrated. 554 00:30:24,685 --> 00:30:26,611 So, whatever it is, it's no big deal. 555 00:30:42,967 --> 00:30:45,582 Two people joining under God. Sweet. 556 00:30:45,773 --> 00:30:47,806 My sister Jill is getting married today, 557 00:30:47,988 --> 00:30:51,373 and she's an even bigger fan of yours than I am, believe it or not. 558 00:30:51,524 --> 00:30:53,920 I'm sorry to ambush you like this. But 559 00:30:54,060 --> 00:30:56,512 I knew you'd say no if I asked in advance. 560 00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:00,259 But, well, our dad died last year, 561 00:31:00,379 --> 00:31:04,352 and it was your music that got Jill through that terrible time. 562 00:31:05,203 --> 00:31:08,243 And I promised her you'd do it. I know that was stupid. I just thought. 563 00:31:08,979 --> 00:31:09,729 Well, 564 00:31:10,256 --> 00:31:13,184 since my dad couldn't be here to walk Jill down the aisle, 565 00:31:14,096 --> 00:31:15,526 maybe Hunter's Heartcan. 566 00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:20,790 You want me to sing? 567 00:31:21,457 --> 00:31:23,687 Yeah. Go get 'em, Chad-o. 568 00:31:24,158 --> 00:31:25,820 Let's hear you rock that mic. 569 00:31:28,490 --> 00:31:31,876 Oh my god! My sister's gonna be so excited! 570 00:31:55,657 --> 00:31:56,609 Sorry. 571 00:32:10,793 --> 00:32:12,436 Hunter's heart. 572 00:32:13,564 --> 00:32:16,270 You hide... And I try to... 573 00:32:18,726 --> 00:32:20,517 Something... song. 574 00:32:31,894 --> 00:32:35,592 What's wrong? Is it stage fright? I know it's been a long time. 575 00:32:35,744 --> 00:32:38,197 I'm sorry. I can't do this. I'm not Chad Stewart. 576 00:32:39,765 --> 00:32:42,381 Just give us a second. Everything's fine. 577 00:32:43,191 --> 00:32:45,886 - What are you talking about? - My name is Rusty Cartwright. 578 00:32:46,272 --> 00:32:49,845 I'm 18 years old, I'm tone-deaf, I don't snowboard, 579 00:32:50,214 --> 00:32:52,973 I used Chad Stewart's ID to buy alcohol. 580 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:56,041 - That was a fake ID? - I'm really sorry. 581 00:32:56,247 --> 00:32:57,976 I probably could've gotten you fired. 582 00:32:58,096 --> 00:33:00,225 Yeah, that's the least of my problems right now. 583 00:33:00,394 --> 00:33:01,982 What's happening? What's going on? 584 00:33:02,144 --> 00:33:04,812 Maybe she came to her senses and decided to call it off. 585 00:33:05,646 --> 00:33:08,525 She didn't want to marry him! She shouldn't. 586 00:33:09,507 --> 00:33:11,656 Are you kidding me, Jill? 587 00:33:11,777 --> 00:33:12,913 You're flaking? 588 00:33:13,199 --> 00:33:14,368 That is it! 589 00:33:14,488 --> 00:33:18,048 I am SO sick of you and your drama-queen games! 590 00:33:18,168 --> 00:33:19,911 You're calling me a drama queen? 591 00:33:20,048 --> 00:33:22,826 I have just one word for you, Pete: Phoenix. 592 00:33:23,133 --> 00:33:25,047 You would bring that up! 593 00:33:25,526 --> 00:33:26,367 Let's go. 594 00:33:26,509 --> 00:33:29,718 I hope you've learned a lesson about the wages of sin... 595 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,401 Shut up, Dale! 596 00:33:36,402 --> 00:33:39,427 Thanks for making it quick. My friend's having a crisis. 597 00:33:40,323 --> 00:33:41,681 Here you go. 598 00:33:43,794 --> 00:33:46,307 I'm so pathetic. I can't even pay for my own beer. 599 00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:49,302 So you overdid on the whole consumerism thing. 600 00:33:49,453 --> 00:33:52,664 It happens. This is America. Don't fret. 601 00:33:52,861 --> 00:33:54,679 I can't believe I bought all that stuff. 602 00:33:54,821 --> 00:33:57,325 I kept getting this crazed feeling like if I didn't 603 00:33:57,467 --> 00:34:00,450 grab what I wanted right away, that someone else would. 604 00:34:00,744 --> 00:34:02,142 I know what you mean. 605 00:34:03,869 --> 00:34:07,404 Hey, isn't that that Lambda Sig who stood up Casey? 606 00:34:07,803 --> 00:34:09,586 What's his name, Shane? 607 00:34:10,763 --> 00:34:12,881 What a dirtbag. Look at him over there, 608 00:34:13,022 --> 00:34:14,907 laughing all slimily. 609 00:34:15,419 --> 00:34:17,912 That whole thing was so weird. 610 00:34:18,176 --> 00:34:20,750 - Wasn't it? He seemed so into her. - I know! 611 00:34:20,876 --> 00:34:22,195 I mean, if I were Casey, 612 00:34:22,315 --> 00:34:24,929 I'd be dying to know what made him do that, wouldn't you? 613 00:34:25,051 --> 00:34:27,480 He shouldn't be allowed to get away with dissing her like that. 614 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,348 - You're right. - I'm sick of guys treating girls 615 00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:32,602 like crap and never get called out on it. 616 00:34:32,723 --> 00:34:33,872 Me too. 617 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,495 I wish I could just go over there and 618 00:34:37,808 --> 00:34:39,551 tell him off right here and now. 619 00:34:39,696 --> 00:34:40,635 You should. 620 00:34:40,985 --> 00:34:43,071 - Really? - Yeah. Do it! 621 00:34:53,314 --> 00:34:54,834 Hey, you! 622 00:34:55,970 --> 00:34:57,591 Yes? Can I help you? 623 00:34:58,016 --> 00:34:59,212 You sure can. 624 00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:01,759 You can start by explaing to me who you think you are, 625 00:35:01,881 --> 00:35:03,563 blowing off Casey Cartwright? 626 00:35:06,385 --> 00:35:08,195 You seem a little drunk, so... 627 00:35:08,337 --> 00:35:10,729 Well, you seem a little bit like a loser. 628 00:35:11,351 --> 00:35:14,048 Like one of those guys who has to treat girls badly 629 00:35:14,168 --> 00:35:15,405 to feel like a real man. 630 00:35:15,526 --> 00:35:17,946 If you want to lecture someone about treating girls badly, 631 00:35:18,068 --> 00:35:20,699 - talk to Evan, not my bro here. - Steve! 632 00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,545 Stop trying to change the subject. 633 00:35:22,675 --> 00:35:25,087 Evan is a really good friend of Casey's now. 634 00:35:27,749 --> 00:35:28,671 Look... 635 00:35:29,991 --> 00:35:31,755 Evan is no friend of Casey's. 636 00:35:33,856 --> 00:35:35,032 What do you mean? 637 00:35:43,411 --> 00:35:44,411 Hold on. 638 00:35:47,544 --> 00:35:48,983 Hold on five seconds. 639 00:35:51,088 --> 00:35:52,487 Casey. What's wrong? 640 00:35:53,411 --> 00:35:55,762 Did you pay Shane Mullen to stay away from me? 641 00:35:57,167 --> 00:35:58,450 What are you talking about? 642 00:35:58,570 --> 00:36:01,326 I'm talking about you paying someone a thousand dollars 643 00:36:01,468 --> 00:36:03,288 to stand me up and humiliate me. 644 00:36:03,416 --> 00:36:05,205 That is crazy. Who told you that? 645 00:36:05,325 --> 00:36:06,967 Shane told Ashleigh at Dobler's. 646 00:36:07,327 --> 00:36:08,752 And you believe him over me? 647 00:36:08,968 --> 00:36:11,537 - Why would he make that up? - 'Cause he's a jerk. 648 00:36:11,658 --> 00:36:13,178 To excuse bad behavior. 649 00:36:13,580 --> 00:36:14,939 So you didn't pay him off? 650 00:36:15,690 --> 00:36:16,410 Look, 651 00:36:16,703 --> 00:36:19,439 you need to forget about him. You've got an interview to prepare for. 652 00:36:19,621 --> 00:36:21,446 You're not denying it. 653 00:36:22,572 --> 00:36:25,369 Just give me a straight answer, Evan. 654 00:36:27,046 --> 00:36:27,736 Yes. 655 00:36:29,679 --> 00:36:30,895 Who does that? 656 00:36:31,253 --> 00:36:32,195 You dumped me. 657 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,029 You don't want to be with me, but you don't want anyone else to either? 658 00:36:35,151 --> 00:36:37,731 - How could you be so spiteful? - I didn't do it to be spiteful. 659 00:36:37,873 --> 00:36:39,863 - Then why? - Because I love you. 660 00:36:50,202 --> 00:36:52,177 After everything we've been through? 661 00:36:52,339 --> 00:36:54,792 Did you really think this is how you could win me back? 662 00:36:55,686 --> 00:36:57,207 Because that's not love. 663 00:36:57,753 --> 00:36:58,769 I was desperate. 664 00:36:58,889 --> 00:37:01,638 People who love each other shouldn't manipulate each other. 665 00:37:02,650 --> 00:37:04,758 This needs to stop. The things 666 00:37:05,306 --> 00:37:07,921 we keep doing to each other need to stop. 667 00:37:09,575 --> 00:37:12,372 - I just don't want you to hate me. - I don't hate you. 668 00:37:15,298 --> 00:37:16,149 I feel... 669 00:37:17,395 --> 00:37:18,631 sad for you. 670 00:37:20,173 --> 00:37:21,734 And for me, because 671 00:37:23,133 --> 00:37:25,626 I really thought we were friends. 672 00:37:28,058 --> 00:37:29,058 And now... 673 00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:38,472 I think, you should, 674 00:37:38,882 --> 00:37:40,929 I don't know, take some time, 675 00:37:42,624 --> 00:37:45,299 - get your head together. - My head is perfectly together. 676 00:37:45,509 --> 00:37:48,215 - I didn't mean... - No, no, no. I got it. 677 00:37:48,668 --> 00:37:50,542 - You think I'm pathetic. - Evan. 678 00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:52,480 I think we're done here. 679 00:38:06,405 --> 00:38:10,277 I hope I can work this out. I really need to buy Casey a pick-me-up present. 680 00:38:12,987 --> 00:38:15,467 My God! I've been on hold for so long 681 00:38:15,589 --> 00:38:18,021 this techno version of to Joy is starting to sound catchy. 682 00:38:19,006 --> 00:38:21,116 You could always just return everything instead. 683 00:38:21,236 --> 00:38:24,276 I mean, Ashleigh. Do you really need this tankini? 684 00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:26,051 First, 685 00:38:26,852 --> 00:38:30,440 I love that you know the term tankini. And second, yes. 686 00:38:30,638 --> 00:38:31,414 Ashleigh. 687 00:38:31,534 --> 00:38:34,414 What? I'm gonna work out a payment plan, and everything will be fine. 688 00:38:34,951 --> 00:38:36,586 Hello! Yes! 689 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:37,648 So 690 00:38:37,768 --> 00:38:40,172 I spent a little more than I planned, 691 00:38:40,334 --> 00:38:42,981 and my card was declined, so I just... 692 00:38:45,089 --> 00:38:46,265 Really? You can? 693 00:38:47,406 --> 00:38:48,724 That's great! 694 00:38:50,048 --> 00:38:51,176 Thank you! 695 00:38:53,082 --> 00:38:54,163 That was quick. 696 00:38:54,325 --> 00:38:55,927 Did they you on a payment plan? 697 00:38:56,048 --> 00:38:58,217 Nope, they upped my credit limit. 698 00:39:08,439 --> 00:39:10,831 Hey, what are you doing? 699 00:39:11,211 --> 00:39:14,369 Learning how to take a pair of leather jodhpurs from runway to reality. 700 00:39:17,128 --> 00:39:19,418 Don't you have that Harvard meeting at noon? 701 00:39:19,897 --> 00:39:21,437 The meeting Evan set up? 702 00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:23,815 No thanks. 703 00:39:23,963 --> 00:39:25,873 I'd rather wear leather jodhpurs. 704 00:39:25,993 --> 00:39:28,952 Seriously, sweetie, you cannot blow off that meeting. 705 00:39:29,186 --> 00:39:31,332 Sure, I can. It's Evan-tainted now. 706 00:39:31,533 --> 00:39:33,447 Who cares about Evan's taint? 707 00:39:33,841 --> 00:39:36,997 Yes, he did something creepy, and I totally support you 708 00:39:37,117 --> 00:39:39,816 wanting to stay miles away from him. But 709 00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,467 this Harvard meeting is about your life, not his. 710 00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:47,307 You seem to have a good head on your shoulders. 711 00:39:47,456 --> 00:39:50,382 I'd say if your scores keep improving, and you 712 00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,087 fill your resume out a bit, 713 00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:53,873 you've got a good shot. 714 00:39:54,596 --> 00:39:57,048 So do you have any more questions for me? 715 00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,147 No, I think that's it. 716 00:39:59,287 --> 00:40:00,775 You've been very helpful. 717 00:40:01,465 --> 00:40:02,884 I'm so glad we did this. 718 00:40:03,086 --> 00:40:05,336 All right. Then I have a question for you. 719 00:40:06,815 --> 00:40:10,524 Let's assume you get in... to Harvard, or someplace else. 720 00:40:11,313 --> 00:40:12,791 That's just the beginning. 721 00:40:13,439 --> 00:40:17,331 I want to know what it is about the law that's exciting to you. 722 00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:19,645 Why do you, Casey Cartwright, 723 00:40:20,212 --> 00:40:21,611 want to be a lawyer? 724 00:40:33,559 --> 00:40:36,828 Geez, Dale. It really weirds me out when you do that. 725 00:40:36,970 --> 00:40:37,983 Sorry. 726 00:40:38,330 --> 00:40:39,064 Come in! 727 00:40:41,431 --> 00:40:43,735 - Hi, Dale. - Hi, Chelsea. 728 00:40:45,242 --> 00:40:48,445 Sorry, it's Casey, right? Chelsea was my ex-girlfriend. 729 00:40:49,257 --> 00:40:52,318 - That I had. - Actually, I wanted a word with Rusty. 730 00:40:52,438 --> 00:40:55,275 Yeah. Sure. You guys go ahead. I... 731 00:40:55,395 --> 00:40:58,019 I was actually gonna head out, go to the gym for a little bit. 732 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,397 Been working out, 733 00:40:59,624 --> 00:41:01,610 you know, just for me. 734 00:41:02,352 --> 00:41:03,265 You know, 735 00:41:04,419 --> 00:41:05,453 for summer. 736 00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,024 Those space pajamas don't look sweat-proof. 737 00:41:12,757 --> 00:41:14,075 So why are you here? 738 00:41:18,655 --> 00:41:21,189 No one else will understand this. 739 00:41:22,425 --> 00:41:24,053 You're the only person I could think of 740 00:41:24,175 --> 00:41:26,604 who's known what they want to do with the rest of your life 741 00:41:26,724 --> 00:41:28,325 since they were in diapers. 742 00:41:28,525 --> 00:41:30,046 It was actually pre-school. 743 00:41:30,186 --> 00:41:33,637 We made these pinhole cameras, checking out a solar eclipse, 744 00:41:34,203 --> 00:41:37,061 and I had this kind of "a-ha" moment. 745 00:41:37,878 --> 00:41:41,134 Which you probably had about law school sometime, too, right? 746 00:41:41,276 --> 00:41:44,608 Except that it wasn't my "a-ha" moment. 747 00:41:44,995 --> 00:41:46,589 It was Evan's. 748 00:41:47,951 --> 00:41:49,025 I don't get it. 749 00:41:51,637 --> 00:41:53,759 Being Miss "A-ha-Less," 750 00:41:54,906 --> 00:41:57,055 it was easier to follow Evan's path. 751 00:41:57,197 --> 00:42:00,414 So easy that, after a while, I forgot I was following anyone at all. 752 00:42:00,798 --> 00:42:02,460 Unfortunately, I didn't figure that out 753 00:42:02,581 --> 00:42:04,690 until the Harvard dean of admissions asked me 754 00:42:04,962 --> 00:42:06,321 why I want to be a lawyer, 755 00:42:06,442 --> 00:42:08,054 and I had to say, 756 00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:11,241 "Because of my ex-boyfriend." 757 00:42:16,259 --> 00:42:17,738 Well, if there's 758 00:42:17,900 --> 00:42:20,476 one thing that I've learned, 759 00:42:20,962 --> 00:42:22,158 it's that 760 00:42:22,371 --> 00:42:25,274 living someone else's life is never a good idea. 761 00:42:29,168 --> 00:42:32,516 Everyone in that LSAT class knew exactly 762 00:42:32,742 --> 00:42:34,100 what they wanted, 763 00:42:34,387 --> 00:42:36,880 from where they would go to law school 764 00:42:37,002 --> 00:42:39,042 to what kind of lawyer they would be. 765 00:42:39,563 --> 00:42:42,421 And it turns out, I know exactly what I want, too. 766 00:42:43,652 --> 00:42:45,925 I know what kind of law I want to practice. 767 00:42:47,095 --> 00:42:47,845 None. 768 00:42:49,481 --> 00:42:50,613 So what now? 769 00:42:55,422 --> 00:42:57,227 Now... we 770 00:42:57,551 --> 00:42:58,787 do not mope. 771 00:42:59,459 --> 00:43:01,426 We go back to ZBZ, 772 00:43:01,831 --> 00:43:05,325 make slice-and-bake cookies and eat the whole pan. 773 00:43:05,973 --> 00:43:07,758 - Are you in? - I'm in. 774 00:43:10,927 --> 00:43:12,406 Not that jacket. 775 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,135 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 776 00:43:16,185 --> 00:43:20,735 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59209

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