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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:01,484 Previously on Greek... 2 00:00:01,615 --> 00:00:04,141 I'm Rebecca Logan. Casey's my big sis in the sority. 3 00:00:04,310 --> 00:00:06,075 You're senator Logan's daughter! 4 00:00:06,181 --> 00:00:07,597 You didn't mention you knew her. 5 00:00:07,680 --> 00:00:09,511 Should've known my brother would volunteer. 6 00:00:09,589 --> 00:00:12,012 - Way to take one for the team. - Pledging's about sacrifice. 7 00:00:12,030 --> 00:00:14,315 - That is impressive. - Thanks, big sis. 8 00:00:14,402 --> 00:00:17,215 But if you really want to win, you have to be willing to play dirty. 9 00:00:17,399 --> 00:00:18,399 Right, Becs? 10 00:00:18,635 --> 00:00:20,551 - Who sent it? - I bet it's from Rebecca. 11 00:00:20,552 --> 00:00:21,572 She didn't do this. 12 00:00:21,581 --> 00:00:23,697 - Someone else's holding the camera. - Where's Rusty? 13 00:00:23,688 --> 00:00:25,925 - What's the big emergency? - Lisa Lawson, Cap? 14 00:00:26,057 --> 00:00:28,166 She's even easier to get into bed than you are. 15 00:00:28,279 --> 00:00:30,762 Really? Damn it, I'm losing my edge. 16 00:00:30,913 --> 00:00:33,013 Hey, Rusty. Remember me? 17 00:00:33,144 --> 00:00:35,367 Jen K. Crushed baskets. Yeah. 18 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:38,061 Did you ever think that you might have an unsecret admirer? 19 00:00:38,157 --> 00:00:39,545 Do you like me? 20 00:00:40,655 --> 00:00:43,478 Spitter, spitter, spitter! 21 00:01:12,488 --> 00:01:13,879 Calm down, Jamie Lee. 22 00:01:13,975 --> 00:01:16,040 - It's just me. - I know. 23 00:01:16,150 --> 00:01:18,484 That nail polish is super scary. 24 00:01:18,606 --> 00:01:19,818 You serious? 25 00:01:19,931 --> 00:01:21,809 I have a crucial question to ask you. 26 00:01:22,810 --> 00:01:25,034 Do these need more rhinestones? 27 00:01:25,314 --> 00:01:27,897 Ash! They're puffy paint perfection. 28 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:29,384 The pledges are gonna flip. 29 00:01:29,501 --> 00:01:30,426 I know, right? 30 00:01:30,985 --> 00:01:32,848 I don't get why you're going through trouble. 31 00:01:32,839 --> 00:01:34,706 We didn't have a slumber party when we were pledges. 32 00:01:34,697 --> 00:01:36,499 It's simple: Today's pledges 33 00:01:36,611 --> 00:01:37,766 are tomorrow's voters. 34 00:01:37,852 --> 00:01:41,357 Wow, you said obama was cute, but this campaign event seems extreme. 35 00:01:41,482 --> 00:01:43,725 For Zeta Beta president, you dork. 36 00:01:43,829 --> 00:01:46,626 With Frannie and the rest of the house away at the Indiana game, 37 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:49,500 it's the perfect opportunity for me to impress the girls. 38 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:53,269 There are a ton of fun exercises in my pledge educator handbook. 39 00:01:53,377 --> 00:01:55,723 After tonight, the girls will be bonded to each other, 40 00:01:55,836 --> 00:01:59,009 to Zeta Beta, and, most of all, to me. 41 00:01:59,103 --> 00:02:01,472 - They must be so excited. - Oh, that's the best part. 42 00:02:01,563 --> 00:02:04,505 I told them to pack for a mystery location. 43 00:02:05,909 --> 00:02:07,459 I can't wait to surprise them. 44 00:02:07,547 --> 00:02:11,087 We missed an away game to spend the night in the living room? 45 00:02:11,190 --> 00:02:12,190 Girls, 46 00:02:12,217 --> 00:02:14,530 tonight is about sisterhood. 47 00:02:14,643 --> 00:02:17,404 It's about all of us taking the time to connect 48 00:02:17,722 --> 00:02:19,123 on a deeper level. 49 00:02:19,263 --> 00:02:22,752 By morning, we'll truly be sisters. 50 00:02:25,786 --> 00:02:26,786 Now, 51 00:02:26,956 --> 00:02:28,681 who's up for a trust fall? 52 00:02:35,534 --> 00:02:36,879 A thunderstorm watch is in effect... 53 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:39,799 Okay, so... I finished mopping the floors. 54 00:02:39,899 --> 00:02:41,834 Cleaned the bathrooms. Anything else? 55 00:02:41,946 --> 00:02:44,099 Yeah, just one more thing. 56 00:02:44,202 --> 00:02:46,306 It's time to repaint the kitchen. 57 00:02:48,648 --> 00:02:51,599 It's Friday night. Everyone else is out of town at the game. 58 00:02:51,888 --> 00:02:53,816 Oh, poor pledge Owens. 59 00:02:53,829 --> 00:02:55,803 I drew the short stick and got house duty too, 60 00:02:55,804 --> 00:02:57,661 but you don't see me getting all teary. 61 00:02:57,753 --> 00:03:00,839 Now, come on. If I'm here, than my little bro is here. 62 00:03:02,387 --> 00:03:03,711 All right, where's the paint? 63 00:03:03,818 --> 00:03:05,630 I'm screwing with you! 64 00:03:06,007 --> 00:03:08,964 Come on. Plant a cheek, let's hang out for a bit. 65 00:03:11,469 --> 00:03:12,718 Huh, well, actually... 66 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:14,756 What? You got some place you'd rather be? 67 00:03:14,849 --> 00:03:16,680 No. No. 68 00:03:17,221 --> 00:03:19,432 No, this is... 69 00:03:19,810 --> 00:03:21,014 Great. 70 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:31,262 - Wanna watch TV? - Love TV! 71 00:03:36,357 --> 00:03:37,357 Damn! 72 00:03:41,353 --> 00:03:44,038 - Looks like we got a mouse. - That sucks. 73 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,669 You know what sucks 74 00:03:45,861 --> 00:03:48,547 is you pledges still don't know how to clean. 75 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:58,426 Coming up next, Alien. Hey, check it out, Alien. 76 00:04:44,654 --> 00:04:46,001 Why the long face? 77 00:04:46,741 --> 00:04:48,705 This party's got your three favorite things: 78 00:04:48,801 --> 00:04:50,511 Beer, girls, 79 00:04:50,621 --> 00:04:52,425 and a severe weather warning. 80 00:04:52,659 --> 00:04:54,227 I'm in a funk, spitter. 81 00:04:54,355 --> 00:04:57,269 Come on! Look at all the hot mommas here. 82 00:04:57,634 --> 00:05:00,373 I'm currently off the market because I'm in a relationship. 83 00:05:00,495 --> 00:05:03,132 But if I didn't have a girlfriend, I'd be all over this. 84 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:04,240 Subtle. 85 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:12,163 What about her? We call her "saran wrap." 86 00:05:12,462 --> 00:05:13,529 Clingy. 87 00:05:18,847 --> 00:05:21,367 - She's pretty. - Her perfume gives me hives. 88 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,140 Cappie. 89 00:05:25,134 --> 00:05:26,872 What could be wrong with her? 90 00:05:26,959 --> 00:05:29,205 - Sleep apnea. - You are in a funk. 91 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,911 Yeah, I just feel like I'm watching tv and all that's on is reruns. 92 00:05:32,912 --> 00:05:33,927 You know? 93 00:05:34,012 --> 00:05:36,375 Maybe I just need a furlough from the females. 94 00:05:36,766 --> 00:05:39,677 I could spend some time indulging my other interests like beer 95 00:05:39,799 --> 00:05:41,282 and "Days of Our Lives". 96 00:05:41,377 --> 00:05:43,065 And mentoring today's youth. 97 00:05:43,158 --> 00:05:44,488 Speaking of which, 98 00:05:44,599 --> 00:05:46,347 Tell me about this girlfriend of yours. 99 00:05:48,958 --> 00:05:50,162 Well, 100 00:05:50,714 --> 00:05:52,660 her name is Jen K. 101 00:05:53,073 --> 00:05:56,547 And she has these soft, fluffy, pink lips 102 00:05:56,679 --> 00:05:58,524 that I could kiss forever. 103 00:06:01,258 --> 00:06:02,258 Hold that thought. 104 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:24,109 My Harley popped a flat down the road. 105 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,732 Can I come in? 106 00:06:25,955 --> 00:06:27,783 Dear God, yes. 107 00:06:35,456 --> 00:06:36,800 Transcript: swsub.com 108 00:06:36,926 --> 00:06:38,681 GREEK 106 "Friday Night Frights" 109 00:06:38,793 --> 00:06:40,764 Synchro: Flolo, Kasius 110 00:06:47,231 --> 00:06:50,193 Okay, everyone has a partner? 111 00:06:50,898 --> 00:06:52,815 Best Friday night ever, right? 112 00:06:52,932 --> 00:06:55,528 Way better than reruns of "Ghost Whisperer". 113 00:06:55,627 --> 00:06:57,979 Can't believe we've been pledge sisters for six weeks 114 00:06:58,105 --> 00:06:59,271 but we've barely even spoken. 115 00:06:59,294 --> 00:07:01,097 It boggles the mind. 116 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:04,738 This about trusting that your sisters will always be there for you. 117 00:07:04,865 --> 00:07:06,937 That they will catch you when you fall. 118 00:07:07,021 --> 00:07:10,712 And trusting that they won't be skanky sluts who sleep with your boyfriend. 119 00:07:10,909 --> 00:07:12,496 So when you're ready 120 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:16,295 fall back and feel the support of the Zeta Beta sisterhood. 121 00:07:22,668 --> 00:07:24,582 - Oh, ouija board! - Oh! 122 00:07:24,785 --> 00:07:27,007 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 123 00:07:27,303 --> 00:07:28,552 Mm, brain pain. 124 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:31,720 - Who wants to go first? - Oh, I do! 125 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,219 We'll have plenty of time later 126 00:07:34,238 --> 00:07:36,604 once we get through my agenda of team building activities. 127 00:07:36,655 --> 00:07:39,738 Casey, this corporate retreat has been a non-stop fun fest. 128 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:42,877 But what better way to learn about the Zeta Beta legacy than 129 00:07:42,986 --> 00:07:45,479 by talking to some old, dead sisters? 130 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,685 Yeah! 131 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,552 That is, unless you're scared. 132 00:07:49,756 --> 00:07:53,103 Rebecca, you should know that I'm not scared of things that are evil. 133 00:07:53,183 --> 00:07:54,404 Prove it. 134 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:55,505 Fine, 135 00:07:55,606 --> 00:07:57,399 and then we can move on. 136 00:08:04,235 --> 00:08:06,023 Is anyone there? 137 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:14,927 Looks like nobody's home. 138 00:08:15,022 --> 00:08:17,718 They must be at the football game. 139 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:19,877 Look! 140 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,200 A spirit moves among us. 141 00:08:24,302 --> 00:08:26,289 Please. Rebecca totally moved it. 142 00:08:26,418 --> 00:08:29,223 Spirit, tell us who you are. 143 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:33,890 V... 144 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,901 i... 145 00:08:36,026 --> 00:08:38,326 r... 146 00:08:38,432 --> 00:08:39,860 g... 147 00:08:39,981 --> 00:08:41,814 i... 148 00:08:41,914 --> 00:08:44,469 n... 149 00:08:44,833 --> 00:08:48,113 "Virgin." I stand corrected. It's not Rebecca. 150 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:53,165 Now back to bonding. How about some pledge trivia? 151 00:08:53,264 --> 00:08:54,917 Or we could tell ghost stories. 152 00:08:55,018 --> 00:08:56,280 Yeah. 153 00:08:59,795 --> 00:09:02,175 Welcome to Kappa Tau. 154 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,874 I'm Cappie, your humble servant. 155 00:09:05,006 --> 00:09:06,348 Cappie, huh? 156 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:09,100 - Cute. - So I've been told. 157 00:09:09,208 --> 00:09:11,998 And, uh, and... and you are? 158 00:09:13,477 --> 00:09:15,139 Destiny. 159 00:09:15,657 --> 00:09:19,241 Exotic, cosmic. Me likey. 160 00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:25,855 These are other people. May I take your jacket? 161 00:09:25,995 --> 00:09:27,857 Fine. 162 00:09:37,023 --> 00:09:40,023 - Destiny, you are... - Thirsty. 163 00:09:40,496 --> 00:09:43,041 - Pour me a drink? - What would you like? 164 00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:45,041 Something with a bite to it. 165 00:09:45,135 --> 00:09:49,117 I'll get you something you can sink your teeth into. 166 00:09:51,855 --> 00:09:54,936 - So should we call someone? - Why? 167 00:09:55,050 --> 00:09:56,901 To fix your bike. 168 00:09:57,046 --> 00:09:58,637 Oh, right. 169 00:09:58,745 --> 00:10:00,816 I'll let the storm blow over. 170 00:10:00,938 --> 00:10:02,619 Are you a student? 171 00:10:02,724 --> 00:10:06,423 You ask a lot of questions. Do I need to have my lawyer present? 172 00:10:09,705 --> 00:10:11,067 Kidding. 173 00:10:13,778 --> 00:10:16,411 You learn to ask that in prison. 174 00:10:17,824 --> 00:10:19,853 Kidding. 175 00:10:23,249 --> 00:10:24,983 She's odd. 176 00:10:25,096 --> 00:10:26,397 Yeah. 177 00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:30,048 Oddly hot. 178 00:10:38,142 --> 00:10:40,395 Let me guess. It's from my brother. 179 00:10:43,555 --> 00:10:45,989 My, oh, my, isn't he Captain Romance. 180 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,242 How's the head wound? 181 00:10:48,354 --> 00:10:51,405 I'm not showing any signs of concussion, so I should be okay. 182 00:10:51,569 --> 00:10:53,354 - Are you pre-med? - No, 183 00:10:53,551 --> 00:10:55,241 just clumsy. 184 00:10:55,384 --> 00:10:57,213 I see. 185 00:10:57,382 --> 00:11:00,376 So I guess this proves Rebecca Logan can't be trusted. 186 00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:02,991 That was proven long ago. 187 00:11:03,115 --> 00:11:06,293 - Via text message. - Exactly. 188 00:11:06,694 --> 00:11:08,013 Wait a second. 189 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,443 How'd you know about that video? 190 00:11:10,571 --> 00:11:13,369 - I sent it to you. - What? 191 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:15,797 Rebecca and I were in the same rush group. 192 00:11:15,919 --> 00:11:19,270 I had a front row seat that night for her little indiscretion. 193 00:11:19,397 --> 00:11:21,927 I thought you deserved to know about it. 194 00:11:22,728 --> 00:11:25,927 - That video was really painful to watch. - So I shouldn't have sent it. 195 00:11:26,036 --> 00:11:29,849 No. No, I'm glad you did. 196 00:11:29,991 --> 00:11:33,320 In a weird way, it helped me process and purge. 197 00:11:37,708 --> 00:11:40,977 I can't believe you were the cell phone Scorsese. 198 00:11:41,107 --> 00:11:42,267 Scorsese? You think? 199 00:11:42,399 --> 00:11:45,181 I thought the framing was a little off, especially towards the end. 200 00:11:45,786 --> 00:11:47,407 I'm sorry. 201 00:11:47,508 --> 00:11:49,614 Sometimes I misinterpret snappy banter. 202 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:53,345 Just know that I was only trying to help. 203 00:11:53,461 --> 00:11:56,311 No matter what, there's always one pledge who's on your side. 204 00:11:56,422 --> 00:11:58,648 - Thanks, Jen K. - Oh, I didn't mean me. 205 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,657 I was talking about Mandy. 206 00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,196 Funny. 207 00:12:02,661 --> 00:12:03,751 You're really funny. 208 00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:06,267 I can see why my brother's so into you. 209 00:12:07,614 --> 00:12:10,287 Legend has it the ghost was a spirit 210 00:12:10,325 --> 00:12:11,983 of an old student 211 00:12:12,446 --> 00:12:14,037 who was the golden girl on campus. 212 00:12:14,146 --> 00:12:16,692 Class president, prom queen, all that crap. 213 00:12:16,817 --> 00:12:20,557 But she'd suffered a horrible humiliation. 214 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:23,302 I heard it was some sort of sex scandal. 215 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:27,493 Anyway, she became the laughing stock of the entire school. 216 00:12:28,387 --> 00:12:32,198 And the humiliation... made her snap! 217 00:12:32,311 --> 00:12:33,747 She took a razor blade 218 00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:37,640 and slashed the throats of the most popular girls at school. 219 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:40,472 Then she arranged the bodies 220 00:12:40,491 --> 00:12:42,727 in an elaborate fake slumber party. 221 00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:45,509 And that's how they found her. 222 00:12:45,685 --> 00:12:47,094 Covered in blood, 223 00:12:47,654 --> 00:12:50,244 pretending she had friends. 224 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,396 Dobler's is closed! 225 00:13:01,521 --> 00:13:03,406 Can you freakin' believe it? 226 00:13:03,527 --> 00:13:06,395 - Perhaps because of the tornado watch? - So? 227 00:13:06,505 --> 00:13:08,271 It's Karaoke Friday. 228 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:11,738 Their loss. I was gonna do my reggae version of "Lady Marmalade." 229 00:13:11,868 --> 00:13:13,062 Ash, 230 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,907 Rebecca is totally hijacking my slumber party. 231 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:18,372 She's in there telling ghost stories. 232 00:13:18,494 --> 00:13:20,188 Help me get control back. 233 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,157 No problem. Let me handle this. 234 00:13:23,656 --> 00:13:25,420 Everyone listen up. 235 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:29,218 Did you know that a Z. B.Z. died in this house? 236 00:13:29,338 --> 00:13:30,848 Ash. 237 00:13:31,551 --> 00:13:34,351 Her name was Virginia. 238 00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:36,673 I bet that was what the ouija board was spelling. 239 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:38,956 Yeah. 240 00:13:41,314 --> 00:13:44,235 See? Told ya. 241 00:13:49,148 --> 00:13:50,393 Ah, man! 242 00:13:50,512 --> 00:13:52,727 She was just about to blow it out the airlock! 243 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,898 - Thanks. - What? 244 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:58,864 - Now I know how it ends. - I'm sorry. 245 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:00,790 Gotcha. 246 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,778 Who's easy now? 247 00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:06,566 I've seen that movie, like, 87 times. 248 00:14:07,954 --> 00:14:10,485 Cell phones are out too. 249 00:14:11,095 --> 00:14:13,543 What can two guys do alone in the dark? 250 00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:18,208 How about we catch that mouse? 251 00:14:18,874 --> 00:14:20,587 - Great idea. - Yeah. 252 00:14:23,702 --> 00:14:26,393 Did you arrange this lighting? 253 00:14:27,045 --> 00:14:30,003 Well, I do look best in candlelight. 254 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,303 And how do I look? 255 00:14:34,380 --> 00:14:36,277 You look... 256 00:14:40,166 --> 00:14:41,865 familiar. 257 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:45,105 Let me guess. 258 00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:47,641 You've seen me in your dreams. 259 00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:50,559 Come on, Cappie. Is that the best you've got? 260 00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:54,529 I love your smile. I just want to 261 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,023 put it in my pocket. 262 00:14:56,155 --> 00:14:58,303 I love your eyes. 263 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,816 I wanna gouge them out and wear them on a chain around my neck. 264 00:15:07,371 --> 00:15:09,767 You're a little bit twisted. 265 00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:11,869 Refreshing. 266 00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:16,081 Cap, can I borrow a candle? I'm gonna look for some flashlights. 267 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,019 ...knocked out power lines throughout the area. 268 00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:41,111 Everyone is advised to stay inside. 269 00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:10,699 She came here on purpose. 270 00:16:16,956 --> 00:16:21,048 Hold the hysteria, everyone. It's just a storm. 271 00:16:21,311 --> 00:16:24,216 - Or is it Virginia? - There is no Virginia. 272 00:16:24,561 --> 00:16:26,580 - Right, Ash? - Then... 273 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:30,105 why did they make this? 274 00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:33,190 What is that doing there? 275 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:37,042 Frannie hung it there. She said it was too depressing for daily viewing. 276 00:16:37,149 --> 00:16:39,238 I wonder how she died. 277 00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:41,222 She was probably murdered... 278 00:16:41,322 --> 00:16:43,134 by a serial killer... 279 00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:45,396 who ate her. 280 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:49,538 Please... I'm sure she died of something boring, 281 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:50,908 like cancer. 282 00:16:51,051 --> 00:16:53,136 And, ash, we don't know that she died in the house. 283 00:16:53,189 --> 00:16:54,727 If only we could Google her. 284 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:56,903 Ah, but we can't. 285 00:16:56,997 --> 00:16:58,469 Moving on. How about 286 00:16:58,576 --> 00:17:01,706 we all gather 'round for a sharing circle? 287 00:17:02,107 --> 00:17:05,677 - We could use these! - Oh, right... books... 288 00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:07,474 Duh. 289 00:17:10,816 --> 00:17:12,666 Light, spitter. 290 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,051 - Spitter, cut it out. - Sorry. 291 00:17:15,185 --> 00:17:17,528 - Wade, have you seen Cappie? - No. 292 00:17:18,214 --> 00:17:20,590 That girl Cappie's with has been lying to us. 293 00:17:20,698 --> 00:17:22,925 She said she came across this house by accident, 294 00:17:23,045 --> 00:17:25,300 but I found our address in her purse. 295 00:17:25,417 --> 00:17:28,813 What should we do? Wade, you there? 296 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,347 Okay, Alien versus Aliens. Discuss. 297 00:17:43,455 --> 00:17:45,653 What's there to discuss? Alien. 298 00:17:45,768 --> 00:17:49,534 Sigourney Weaver. Uh, Ridley Scott. It's in a different league. 299 00:17:49,658 --> 00:17:52,992 Yeah, I don't know, though. I don't know. I mean, Aliens had James Cameron. 300 00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:54,762 And Paul Reiser. 301 00:17:54,855 --> 00:17:57,975 Paul Reiser? You call that an argument? 302 00:17:58,097 --> 00:18:00,531 No, Alien is a classic. 303 00:18:00,645 --> 00:18:02,615 Like Jaws. 304 00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:06,398 Uh, please don't... don't bring up Jaws. 305 00:18:07,078 --> 00:18:08,936 My sister died in a shark attack. 306 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,384 Yeah, right. 307 00:18:10,485 --> 00:18:13,460 No, it's true. It was two summers ago. 308 00:18:13,961 --> 00:18:16,072 We were taking surfing lessons in Hawaii. 309 00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:18,801 She'd just caught her first wave. 310 00:18:19,202 --> 00:18:22,044 I'll never forget the smile on her face. 311 00:18:23,234 --> 00:18:25,581 Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, a fin appeared. 312 00:18:25,696 --> 00:18:27,396 Oh, my God. 313 00:18:27,764 --> 00:18:29,308 Yeah. 314 00:18:29,407 --> 00:18:31,527 We screamed for her to paddle, but 315 00:18:31,639 --> 00:18:33,506 it was too late. 316 00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:36,490 The shark attacked. 317 00:18:37,814 --> 00:18:39,812 She screamed. 318 00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:43,708 I can't believe you're buying this, Calvin. 319 00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:45,868 Oh, you jackass! 320 00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:49,594 No, no... I don't even have a sister. Only brothers, 321 00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:51,122 and an addiction to horror movies. 322 00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,615 - Oh, same here. - Really? 323 00:18:52,747 --> 00:18:55,787 Oh, yeah. When I was a kid, my parents would only let me watch PBS. 324 00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:56,920 Yeah. 325 00:18:57,073 --> 00:18:59,199 And then late at night, I would sneak downstairs 326 00:18:59,311 --> 00:19:01,126 and stay up all night watching horror movies. 327 00:19:01,117 --> 00:19:04,403 Yeah, watching two inches away from the screen, keep the volume really low. 328 00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,583 - Totally, which made it even scarier. - I know! 329 00:19:06,743 --> 00:19:09,210 Plus in those 1980s slasher movies, 330 00:19:09,332 --> 00:19:11,221 there's always a hot girl flashing her boobs. 331 00:19:11,371 --> 00:19:13,538 Yeah. 332 00:19:15,356 --> 00:19:16,592 You hear that? 333 00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:19,003 - Evan. - What? 334 00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:21,659 It's right behind you. 335 00:19:30,434 --> 00:19:33,868 - Yeah, you'll pay for that, Owens. - That's for your dead sister. 336 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:38,948 - Ahh! - What? 337 00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:45,986 I think I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. 338 00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,379 Cappie? 339 00:20:00,803 --> 00:20:02,153 Manly scream you got there. 340 00:20:03,658 --> 00:20:05,410 Yeah, well... you surprised me. 341 00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:08,741 - Have you seen Cappie? - I'm not his mother. 342 00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,400 - The bathroom this way? - Yeah. 343 00:20:11,114 --> 00:20:12,114 Destiny, wait. 344 00:20:14,658 --> 00:20:15,658 Why are you here? 345 00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,597 Someone needs to work on their listening. 346 00:20:17,712 --> 00:20:18,712 I told you. 347 00:20:18,904 --> 00:20:20,134 My bike broke down. 348 00:20:20,589 --> 00:20:21,789 How do you explain this? 349 00:20:22,903 --> 00:20:24,777 - Where did you get that? - Never mind that. 350 00:20:24,831 --> 00:20:25,893 I'm on to you. 351 00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:33,363 Nice one, Spitter. 352 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,114 Who are you? 353 00:20:40,679 --> 00:20:41,797 Sydney Bristow? 354 00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,991 Okay, listen... I came here to see Cappie. 355 00:20:46,065 --> 00:20:47,090 You know him? 356 00:20:50,053 --> 00:20:52,782 We went to camp Kitchi-Wa-Wa together ten years ago. 357 00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:54,869 Why didn't you just say so? 358 00:20:57,831 --> 00:20:59,313 God, this is so embarrassing. 359 00:21:02,268 --> 00:21:03,852 My real name isn't Destiny. 360 00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:04,956 It's Patty. 361 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,247 Back in camp, I was the fat girl. 362 00:21:08,675 --> 00:21:09,924 Total outcast. 363 00:21:10,315 --> 00:21:12,461 Cappie was the only thing that made it worthwhile. 364 00:21:13,187 --> 00:21:14,883 I has such a crush on him. 365 00:21:15,703 --> 00:21:17,448 But he was part of the cool crowd. 366 00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:22,096 So I promised myself that one day I'd make him notice me. 367 00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:23,619 You chose tonight? 368 00:21:23,753 --> 00:21:25,355 Well, I drove up from West Virginia. 369 00:21:25,374 --> 00:21:27,745 Just my luck there's a freakin' hurricane outside. 370 00:21:28,844 --> 00:21:30,112 Let's get Cappie and tell him. 371 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:31,558 No! 372 00:21:33,182 --> 00:21:34,710 No, this is our little secret. 373 00:21:34,822 --> 00:21:36,913 If you tell Cappie, it'll ruin our moment. 374 00:21:38,426 --> 00:21:40,438 He deserves to know who you really are. 375 00:21:40,606 --> 00:21:42,208 This is who I really am. 376 00:21:42,933 --> 00:21:44,705 Are you the same person you were back then? 377 00:21:47,249 --> 00:21:48,249 No, I'm not. 378 00:21:48,627 --> 00:21:50,845 See? I swear I'll tell him eventually. 379 00:21:50,938 --> 00:21:51,738 Cool? 380 00:21:53,368 --> 00:21:56,333 Fine. Could you please release your kung fu grip? 381 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:57,744 This is me being gentle. 382 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,619 If I wanted to, I could snap it like a twig. 383 00:22:01,314 --> 00:22:02,859 I'm real glad we had this chat. 384 00:22:06,606 --> 00:22:07,606 I found her! 385 00:22:07,836 --> 00:22:09,474 Oh, my God. She's wearing the "rachel." 386 00:22:09,604 --> 00:22:11,356 Hello! Hair cliché! 387 00:22:11,932 --> 00:22:13,981 It says here that she was pledge educator. 388 00:22:14,118 --> 00:22:15,168 Just like you, Casey. 389 00:22:15,620 --> 00:22:16,420 Really? 390 00:22:16,660 --> 00:22:18,598 I wonder if she planned a slumber party. 391 00:22:19,064 --> 00:22:20,443 In fact, she ran for president. 392 00:22:20,927 --> 00:22:23,682 But according to these minutes, she lost by one vote... 393 00:22:24,332 --> 00:22:25,916 to Trudy Henderson. 394 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:27,758 Oh, my gosh. 395 00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:29,064 What? 396 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,953 The election was the day she died. 397 00:22:32,838 --> 00:22:35,651 You guys, I found out how Virginia croaked. 398 00:22:36,132 --> 00:22:38,194 She hung herself from the chandelier. 399 00:22:41,757 --> 00:22:44,435 She must've been really depressed about losing the election. 400 00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:45,572 How sad. 401 00:22:45,777 --> 00:22:46,818 Sad? 402 00:22:46,988 --> 00:22:48,006 It's pathetic. 403 00:22:48,069 --> 00:22:50,931 Who makes that big of a deal about a stupid sorority election? 404 00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:16,469 You are hypnotizing me with those hips, aren't you? 405 00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,773 Go ahead. 406 00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:23,052 Try and pinch an inch. 407 00:23:23,984 --> 00:23:25,170 You can't, can you? 408 00:23:25,915 --> 00:23:26,958 You're perfect. 409 00:23:29,045 --> 00:23:30,946 I'm perfect for you. 410 00:23:32,706 --> 00:23:33,806 I couldn't agree more. 411 00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:37,085 Cappie, you gotta come quick. 412 00:23:38,464 --> 00:23:39,516 What is it, Lassie? 413 00:23:39,593 --> 00:23:40,786 Is the barn burning down? 414 00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:43,525 Yeah, can't you see we're kind of busy? 415 00:23:43,674 --> 00:23:45,835 It's Beaver. He's drunk. 416 00:23:47,202 --> 00:23:48,573 And he's peeing in your closet. 417 00:23:49,822 --> 00:23:51,126 Not again. 418 00:23:52,143 --> 00:23:54,265 All right, stay here. I'll be right back. 419 00:24:05,758 --> 00:24:07,203 Well, they're urine-free. 420 00:24:07,323 --> 00:24:08,739 You must've given him stage fright. 421 00:24:08,907 --> 00:24:10,100 Cap, we don't have much time. 422 00:24:10,137 --> 00:24:11,744 That's why we should live in the moment. 423 00:24:11,889 --> 00:24:13,746 No, I mean until Destiny finds us. 424 00:24:14,138 --> 00:24:15,442 She's not who you think she is. 425 00:24:15,829 --> 00:24:18,101 - She's not a hot girl? - No, she is... 426 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,742 Then she's exactly who I think she is. 427 00:24:20,637 --> 00:24:21,641 But you know her! 428 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:23,525 She went to camp with you. 429 00:24:24,215 --> 00:24:25,015 What? 430 00:24:25,703 --> 00:24:29,153 Listen, I might die for telling you this, but her name isn't Destiny. 431 00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:32,364 - It's Patty. - Patty... from camp. 432 00:24:35,828 --> 00:24:38,530 The only patty there was Patty the Fatty. 433 00:24:42,389 --> 00:24:44,533 Oh, my God... she's Patty the Fatty. 434 00:24:47,141 --> 00:24:50,319 What are the odds that she'd get a flat tire outside of our house? 435 00:24:51,679 --> 00:24:54,120 Oh, my God. She came to see me. 436 00:24:55,489 --> 00:24:57,185 She's always had a crush on you. 437 00:24:57,390 --> 00:24:59,644 She spent the past ten years getting in shape 438 00:24:59,793 --> 00:25:01,899 so you two could have a second chance. 439 00:25:02,514 --> 00:25:03,703 That is really... 440 00:25:03,889 --> 00:25:05,287 - Insane? What? - Hot! 441 00:25:05,306 --> 00:25:07,989 A fat girl turned into a hot chick for me? 442 00:25:09,846 --> 00:25:11,597 It's like a Reese Witherspoon movie. 443 00:25:12,013 --> 00:25:14,340 She went through all that trouble just to get into shape. 444 00:25:14,348 --> 00:25:16,826 The least I can do is reward her for her effort, right? 445 00:25:17,274 --> 00:25:18,571 But she sounds crazy. 446 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,639 Crazy like a fox. 447 00:25:20,788 --> 00:25:24,235 A super fox in leather, to be specific. I'm flattered. 448 00:25:24,869 --> 00:25:26,583 You need to relax. 449 00:25:26,784 --> 00:25:28,029 Listen, no... Cap. 450 00:25:28,951 --> 00:25:30,296 I think she's dangerous. 451 00:25:31,094 --> 00:25:32,286 She's really strong. 452 00:25:32,416 --> 00:25:33,851 She's got these crazy eyes. 453 00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:36,769 You're really mowing that grassy knoll, huh? 454 00:25:38,219 --> 00:25:39,919 I think I can handle her, Spitter. 455 00:25:47,772 --> 00:25:48,906 Breathe, girls. 456 00:25:49,599 --> 00:25:50,791 In through the nose, 457 00:25:51,257 --> 00:25:52,412 out through the mouth. 458 00:25:53,046 --> 00:25:54,984 This is all because of the storm. 459 00:25:55,105 --> 00:25:57,565 The storm entered the house and knocked down the chandelier? 460 00:25:58,715 --> 00:26:00,839 The chandelier is older than Madonna. 461 00:26:00,969 --> 00:26:03,858 We've been trying to get an electrician in here for weeks to secure it. 462 00:26:04,189 --> 00:26:07,356 The wind made the house vibrate which was enough to make it fall. 463 00:26:07,673 --> 00:26:10,282 But Casey, I saw the electrician in here last week. 464 00:26:10,431 --> 00:26:13,033 - That's not possible. - This has got to be Virginia. 465 00:26:13,223 --> 00:26:15,371 She is one pissed poltergeist. 466 00:26:20,530 --> 00:26:21,731 You're freaking the girls out. 467 00:26:21,722 --> 00:26:22,922 Good, then it's working. 468 00:26:23,067 --> 00:26:24,794 - What the hell is your problem? - Listen, 469 00:26:24,838 --> 00:26:27,106 these girls might buy your slumber party bonding crap, 470 00:26:27,201 --> 00:26:28,281 but I see right through it. 471 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:29,604 You just want their votes. 472 00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:31,722 - That's not true. - It's good politics. 473 00:26:31,783 --> 00:26:32,933 I'm actually impressed. 474 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:34,860 - Then why are you sabotaging it? - Well... 475 00:26:34,956 --> 00:26:37,563 first, there's the whole arch nemesis thing. But also, 476 00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:39,446 I feel my pledge sisters deserve to see 477 00:26:39,483 --> 00:26:41,402 how their future leader reacts in a crisis. 478 00:26:42,135 --> 00:26:43,381 Wait, everyone shut up. 479 00:26:43,607 --> 00:26:44,763 I know how to fix this. 480 00:26:45,974 --> 00:26:48,526 We need to have a seance. 481 00:26:49,980 --> 00:26:51,188 Great idea! 482 00:27:01,841 --> 00:27:02,841 See anything? 483 00:27:03,798 --> 00:27:04,798 Not yet. 484 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,620 It's too fat to have gone far. 485 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:14,420 3:00. 486 00:27:21,510 --> 00:27:23,541 All right, begin Operation Rodent round up. 487 00:27:28,719 --> 00:27:31,512 Dinner time, Mr. Rat. 488 00:27:37,176 --> 00:27:38,176 On three. 489 00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:41,103 - Ready? - Ready. 490 00:27:42,865 --> 00:27:43,665 One... 491 00:27:45,138 --> 00:27:45,938 Two... 492 00:28:02,716 --> 00:28:03,925 What the hell was that? 493 00:28:15,038 --> 00:28:16,038 Watcha watching? 494 00:28:16,865 --> 00:28:21,001 Freaky, delusional romance that could have deadly consequences. 495 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:25,126 So do you know how to work this thingy? 496 00:28:25,666 --> 00:28:28,453 Wondering when the cell service is gonna be back. 497 00:28:31,662 --> 00:28:33,357 Cool. It's like magic. 498 00:28:33,917 --> 00:28:38,371 Actually it's a simple crank generator that turns friction into electricity. 499 00:28:39,462 --> 00:28:40,856 Or magic! 500 00:28:41,045 --> 00:28:44,079 This just in. Officials at Stoneybrook mental institution report 501 00:28:44,117 --> 00:28:46,446 that one of their patients escaped during the storm. 502 00:28:46,670 --> 00:28:48,999 She's described as a caucasian woman, 5'8"... 503 00:28:52,093 --> 00:28:53,093 ... years old. 504 00:28:53,118 --> 00:28:54,907 Listeners are warned to avoid contact 505 00:28:54,963 --> 00:28:58,037 since the woman is considered unstable and extremely dangerous. 506 00:29:00,168 --> 00:29:01,168 Scary. 507 00:29:03,564 --> 00:29:04,564 You have no idea. 508 00:29:07,458 --> 00:29:10,152 - We're ready. - This is ridiculous, Ash. 509 00:29:10,674 --> 00:29:13,152 Trust me. I had a goth phase in middle school. 510 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:14,923 This seance will work. 511 00:29:15,053 --> 00:29:17,081 Yeah, Casey, we've got to see this through. 512 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,059 Virginia' spirit's trying to tell us something. 513 00:29:19,086 --> 00:29:21,005 Probably that there's no such thing as ghosts. 514 00:29:22,515 --> 00:29:24,144 We all must be quiet 515 00:29:24,613 --> 00:29:25,673 and relaxed. 516 00:29:26,207 --> 00:29:27,894 Everyone, close your eyes and hold hands. 517 00:29:28,052 --> 00:29:29,189 and hold hands. 518 00:29:32,602 --> 00:29:33,515 Clammy. 519 00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:35,216 Virginia Horton, 520 00:29:35,533 --> 00:29:39,782 the sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta invite you to commune with us. 521 00:29:43,055 --> 00:29:44,875 Maybe she has her cell phone turned off. 522 00:29:53,180 --> 00:29:55,274 Sorry, you were possessed. 523 00:29:55,535 --> 00:29:57,436 Her spirit passed through me. 524 00:29:58,927 --> 00:29:59,933 She's here. 525 00:30:00,473 --> 00:30:03,911 Ashleigh, could you ask the ghost what she wants so we can move on? 526 00:30:05,086 --> 00:30:06,086 Virginia, 527 00:30:06,558 --> 00:30:07,769 tell us what you want. 528 00:30:09,015 --> 00:30:11,177 I bet she wants us to get back to bonding. 529 00:30:22,494 --> 00:30:24,506 You guys, it's just the wind. 530 00:30:27,709 --> 00:30:29,423 I'm not so sure. 531 00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:45,891 What do you think that was back there? 532 00:30:46,002 --> 00:30:47,102 No idea. 533 00:30:47,456 --> 00:30:49,971 I'm just... hoping it doesn't bleed acid. 534 00:30:52,654 --> 00:30:53,791 Don't worry, little bro. 535 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:55,093 I'll protect you. 536 00:30:56,362 --> 00:30:57,853 Why do you think I need protecting? 537 00:31:00,955 --> 00:31:02,781 You seemed a little scared, that's all. 538 00:31:02,945 --> 00:31:06,784 Me? No, I've faced some pretty vicious animals in my day. 539 00:31:08,923 --> 00:31:09,923 See that? 540 00:31:10,097 --> 00:31:13,190 My little sister's bunny, Flopsie, took a chunk out of it. 541 00:31:13,514 --> 00:31:15,769 I need four stitches and a tetanus shot. 542 00:31:16,347 --> 00:31:17,409 That's nothing. 543 00:31:19,434 --> 00:31:22,042 Petting zoo, 1998. Got attacked by a rogue goat. 544 00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:24,204 Six stitches and they closed the zoo for a week. 545 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:29,006 Paper route, eighth grade, rabid poodle attack, 12 stitches and I passed out. 546 00:31:29,242 --> 00:31:30,938 Poodle? Try a polo horse. 547 00:31:30,939 --> 00:31:33,932 Fell off one four years ago, got a concussion and a CAT Scan. 548 00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:35,520 Head trauma, huh? 549 00:31:35,751 --> 00:31:37,718 - Explains a lot. - What? 550 00:31:43,196 --> 00:31:44,202 It's on the move. 551 00:31:49,164 --> 00:31:51,792 Guys, there's no such thing as ghosts. 552 00:31:52,389 --> 00:31:53,389 Right, Ashleigh? 553 00:31:55,536 --> 00:31:56,784 You can never be too safe. 554 00:31:59,588 --> 00:32:01,619 Casey, tell them they're being ridiculous. 555 00:32:02,555 --> 00:32:04,922 Well, you did call Virginia pathetic. 556 00:32:05,410 --> 00:32:07,609 - Everyone heard you. - But I was kidding! 557 00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:11,064 I was kidding! It was just a joke! 558 00:32:14,611 --> 00:32:15,611 Loose brick. 559 00:32:18,446 --> 00:32:19,246 Look. 560 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,338 The ghost is writing us notes. 561 00:32:24,936 --> 00:32:26,445 Virginia's such a pretty name. 562 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:30,056 I don't think these are notes. 563 00:32:30,461 --> 00:32:31,654 I think these are votes. 564 00:32:32,205 --> 00:32:33,905 Then that can only mean one thing. 565 00:32:36,455 --> 00:32:38,080 Someone fixed the election. 566 00:32:38,891 --> 00:32:41,563 The minutes said that Virginia lost by one vote. 567 00:32:42,016 --> 00:32:44,625 But if these were counted, she would've won. 568 00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:47,923 know what we have to do. 569 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,468 - All clear. - Sweep the room. 570 00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:01,807 We really make a good team. 571 00:33:02,553 --> 00:33:05,143 Like Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker. 572 00:33:10,955 --> 00:33:13,079 To think I thought we wouldn't get along. 573 00:33:13,701 --> 00:33:15,751 - Really? - You know, you're... 574 00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:17,769 you know. 575 00:33:18,954 --> 00:33:20,069 I'm what? 576 00:33:21,704 --> 00:33:23,099 You're pals with Rusty. 577 00:33:25,518 --> 00:33:27,883 Him and I aren't exactly amigos. 578 00:33:28,233 --> 00:33:30,469 Yeah, I know. I was there for Paddlegate. 579 00:33:35,816 --> 00:33:37,381 It's cool you can see beyond that, man. 580 00:33:37,578 --> 00:33:38,945 Well, you know, I just, 581 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:41,164 try to stay out of other people's business. 582 00:33:41,536 --> 00:33:42,336 I do. 583 00:33:42,828 --> 00:33:45,434 And I respect that. You know how many people want in my business 584 00:33:45,435 --> 00:33:46,717 just because I'm a Chambers? 585 00:33:47,269 --> 00:33:49,090 Yeah, it's crazy how... 586 00:33:49,594 --> 00:33:51,588 one little word can define you. 587 00:33:52,267 --> 00:33:53,267 Totally. 588 00:33:54,699 --> 00:33:57,885 Evan, there's something I think you should know. 589 00:33:58,202 --> 00:33:59,206 What is it? 590 00:34:02,142 --> 00:34:03,964 Giant snake! Above you! 591 00:34:04,987 --> 00:34:05,987 Nice try... 592 00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:15,784 Get away from him, you bitch! 593 00:34:17,388 --> 00:34:19,456 Get it off me! 594 00:34:21,933 --> 00:34:23,834 Counter-clockwise! 595 00:34:37,844 --> 00:34:39,503 I really need to talk to you. 596 00:34:54,792 --> 00:34:56,729 Dude, give me a second. 597 00:34:57,018 --> 00:34:58,068 It's just number one. 598 00:35:00,327 --> 00:35:01,927 The bathroom is that way, Beave! 599 00:35:02,763 --> 00:35:04,142 Why do you keep moving it? 600 00:35:38,289 --> 00:35:39,289 What the hell? 601 00:35:53,190 --> 00:35:54,540 Do you like my art project? 602 00:35:56,003 --> 00:35:58,624 I can see you're influenced by the deconstructionist movement. 603 00:35:59,088 --> 00:36:00,088 Sit down. 604 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:01,792 We're not done. 605 00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:04,812 I'm really good at arts and crafts. 606 00:36:05,149 --> 00:36:06,230 I can see that. 607 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:08,777 This is what I did every day at camp. 608 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:10,176 Alone, 609 00:36:10,596 --> 00:36:12,645 while everybody else played kickball 610 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:14,000 and rode horses. 611 00:36:15,753 --> 00:36:18,724 Well, creativity is a much more transferable skill. 612 00:36:19,127 --> 00:36:22,000 I'd imagine this was me and Cappie holding hands for eternity. 613 00:36:22,111 --> 00:36:23,301 I can see the resemblance. 614 00:36:23,564 --> 00:36:26,214 Now I kind of picture this as us and all our friends. 615 00:36:27,106 --> 00:36:28,875 Look... this is you. 616 00:36:32,617 --> 00:36:34,327 - Listen, Patty... - Destiny! 617 00:36:34,439 --> 00:36:35,439 Destiny. 618 00:36:37,961 --> 00:36:39,041 I know what it's like 619 00:36:39,899 --> 00:36:41,744 to want to go back and revise history. 620 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,386 I wasn't always this cool frat guy you see before you. 621 00:36:47,114 --> 00:36:48,605 This can't change the past. 622 00:36:49,561 --> 00:36:51,311 You can't make someone love you. 623 00:36:51,812 --> 00:36:52,964 Yes, I can! 624 00:36:54,311 --> 00:36:56,746 Tonight is going to be perfect, 625 00:36:57,547 --> 00:36:58,666 you'll see. 626 00:36:59,376 --> 00:37:02,376 Because I have waited too long to let anything mess this up. 627 00:37:02,561 --> 00:37:03,561 Or anyone. 628 00:37:21,484 --> 00:37:23,552 - You remembered me. - Of course... 629 00:37:24,186 --> 00:37:25,393 from the moment you walked in. 630 00:37:25,413 --> 00:37:28,580 How could I ever forget the way the water glistened off your 631 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:30,649 wonder woman bathing suit. 632 00:37:32,686 --> 00:37:35,081 You didn't stand up for me. You let them call me names. 633 00:37:35,137 --> 00:37:37,094 I know, and that was wrong. 634 00:37:37,561 --> 00:37:39,384 I was young and stupid. 635 00:37:40,563 --> 00:37:42,165 Do you have any idea what it's like 636 00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:44,663 to love someone who's caused you so much pain? 637 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:52,937 Cappie, look out! 638 00:38:09,561 --> 00:38:10,561 That's it? 639 00:38:11,563 --> 00:38:12,563 Excuse me? 640 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,498 I lost 80 pounds for that? 641 00:38:17,688 --> 00:38:19,477 I've never had any complaints before. 642 00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,763 Let me just try a better angle. 643 00:38:20,813 --> 00:38:22,697 No, that's okay. Listen, it's been fun, but... 644 00:38:23,112 --> 00:38:24,305 I really need a donut. 645 00:38:26,375 --> 00:38:27,375 Stay in touch. 646 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,281 Sisters of Zeta Beta Zeta, this election is called to order. 647 00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,900 Our president is the person who shapes the future of our sisterhood. 648 00:38:46,169 --> 00:38:47,939 It is a role that requires vision, 649 00:38:48,479 --> 00:38:50,492 tenacity, and grace. 650 00:38:50,748 --> 00:38:52,198 So choose wisely. 651 00:38:52,785 --> 00:38:54,369 We have two candidates this evening. 652 00:38:54,890 --> 00:38:56,809 Virginia Horton and... 653 00:38:58,498 --> 00:38:59,748 What's that chick's name? 654 00:39:00,819 --> 00:39:02,813 - Trudy Henderson. - Trudy Henderson. 655 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:06,487 Would anyone like to make a supporting statement for either candidate? 656 00:39:13,065 --> 00:39:15,934 I'd just like to say that Virginia seems like the clear choice. 657 00:39:16,427 --> 00:39:18,475 She's by far the skinniest, 658 00:39:18,644 --> 00:39:20,750 prettiest, most worthy candidate. 659 00:39:20,937 --> 00:39:22,799 She's definitely not pathetic... 660 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:25,384 in any way. 661 00:39:25,682 --> 00:39:27,638 Thank you, pledge Logan. 662 00:39:28,248 --> 00:39:30,016 Let's get on with the voting. 663 00:39:30,751 --> 00:39:32,285 All in favor of Virginia Horton 664 00:39:32,585 --> 00:39:33,585 raise your hand. 665 00:39:35,454 --> 00:39:36,554 Well, it looks like... 666 00:39:36,628 --> 00:39:39,108 - Wait, hold on. I'm not done counting. - It looks unanimous. 667 00:39:40,749 --> 00:39:42,038 Virginia Horton wins. 668 00:39:43,311 --> 00:39:44,611 Congratulations, Virginia. 669 00:39:45,687 --> 00:39:48,338 This is election is adjourned. 670 00:39:50,617 --> 00:39:51,617 Now what? 671 00:39:51,998 --> 00:39:53,674 Now we can get on with our evening. 672 00:39:53,954 --> 00:39:54,960 Do you think it worked? 673 00:40:00,269 --> 00:40:01,406 Apparently so. 674 00:40:02,335 --> 00:40:04,123 Let's hear it for Casey, everybody. 675 00:40:06,935 --> 00:40:08,648 Now who's up for some ice cream? 676 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,363 It looks like you owe Casey your life. 677 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,817 The exterminator's gonna be here in two hours. 678 00:40:31,869 --> 00:40:32,869 Two hours? 679 00:40:33,172 --> 00:40:34,733 Okay, I think we can make it 'til then. 680 00:40:38,683 --> 00:40:40,109 What do we tell the guys? 681 00:40:42,810 --> 00:40:44,561 I say we never speak of this again. 682 00:40:47,342 --> 00:40:48,907 Everybody's got their secrets, right? 683 00:40:49,934 --> 00:40:50,934 Right. 684 00:41:08,303 --> 00:41:11,601 In other news, police have apprehended the escaped mental patient. 685 00:41:11,872 --> 00:41:14,916 Officials say that luckily the 60-year-old woman had a bad hip 686 00:41:15,284 --> 00:41:17,054 and was unable to travel far. 687 00:41:18,498 --> 00:41:19,937 Could I be a bad kisser? 688 00:41:20,434 --> 00:41:23,172 It's like having a dangling booger. Someone would tell me, right? 689 00:41:23,434 --> 00:41:25,384 Cap, you can't listen to what she said. 690 00:41:25,621 --> 00:41:27,234 She was crazy, after all. 691 00:41:27,451 --> 00:41:29,009 She wasn't crazy, she was in love. 692 00:41:29,963 --> 00:41:31,584 It's a fine line between the two. 693 00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:34,226 She drove here from West Virginia to find you. 694 00:41:34,434 --> 00:41:35,934 She went after what she wants. 695 00:41:37,559 --> 00:41:38,759 You have to admire that. 696 00:41:39,123 --> 00:41:40,323 But what did it get her? 697 00:41:40,934 --> 00:41:41,934 Closure. 698 00:41:42,872 --> 00:41:43,875 Now she can move on. 699 00:41:44,211 --> 00:41:45,029 Guys, 700 00:41:45,471 --> 00:41:47,558 look who I found outside. 701 00:41:47,814 --> 00:41:49,212 Hey, Timmy! 702 00:41:49,822 --> 00:41:51,518 I'm so glad that I found you. 703 00:41:52,794 --> 00:41:54,825 Who's my buddy? Who's my buddy? 704 00:41:56,581 --> 00:41:59,126 - What's up with the redecorating? - Just putting Virginia back 705 00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,117 where she belongs. 706 00:42:00,403 --> 00:42:02,448 After tonight, she deserves to be up there. 707 00:42:07,147 --> 00:42:08,761 Yeah, funny thing about tonight... 708 00:42:09,076 --> 00:42:12,002 what a coincidence that these votes were hidden in the fireplace. 709 00:42:13,435 --> 00:42:14,435 I know, right? 710 00:42:14,727 --> 00:42:16,236 And what's more impressive 711 00:42:16,460 --> 00:42:18,547 is one of them's in Casey's handwriting. 712 00:42:19,057 --> 00:42:20,057 Crazy? 713 00:42:20,464 --> 00:42:21,264 Really? 714 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,184 What a coincidence. 715 00:42:23,234 --> 00:42:27,784 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 51039

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