All language subtitles for Greek s01e05 Liquid Courage.eng

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Our first date function of the year
gives you nutbags

three days to find a date.

- That's her?
- That's her.

- What if she doesn't like me?
- She likes everybody.

This isn't really how I imagined
my first time.

I just thought it would mean
something more.

Frannie started doubting my loyalty
to Omega Chi.

Are you doubting me too?

- Do they know?
- I'm not gonna tell 'em.

Certain things you just have
to accept about yourself.

I suck at hockey.

- And I'm gay.
- What?

Now it's my turn to ask you a question.

- Things between...
- Can you forgive me?

I'm thinking I'll wear blue to the tea,

then black to the president's dinner.

Or is black too sexpot?

What's wrong with sexpot?

You look good in sexpot.

And I'm sure
your parents would think so too.

Sex-pottery is the first thing
you should bring up with my parents.

Come on, be serious.

So what shouldn't I bring up?

Reality tv.

My mother thinks it's beneath contempt.

She's on the board at PBS, so...

I'll cram in a few episodes
of Masterpiece Theater.

And as for my dad,

he just got burned trying
to buy an IT company,

so don't mention technology.
He'll go ballistic.

- Okay, no technology.
- Yeah, no technology.

I guess the number one topic to avoid is

my brother Patrick.

- The one who...
- Lives in Costa Rica,

wears mandals, has dreadlocks.

That's him.

Don't worry, you're gonna be great.

It's just that I know
how important they are to you

and the rest of the world.

I mean, you're, like, part of a dynasty.

The Chambers of Chambers International
and the Chambers Foundation.

I mean, your father's being honored
for donating a building to CRU.

That's major.

I'm used to it, I guess.

I love that it's no big deal to you.

It's...

Sexy.

Someday,

you and I

will have a dynasty of our own.

In 79 AD,

on some date right around now,

the mighty mount Vesuvius erupted,

laying waste to the citizens of Pompeii.

Each year we honor those lost souls...

With beer bongs and hotties!

Vesuvius is a homecoming legend.

No one on greek row even tries
to compete on this night.

It's the party against which
all other parties are judged.

Do we need dates?

No, little man.
Dates are for date functions.

This is a party.

Parties are for random hookups.

This is a perfect opportunity for you
to hone your game.

I got it.

He's got it.

Crush basket delivery.

What's a crush basket?

"A crush basket is one
of the many ways a ZBZ girl,

or any other sorority girl,
for that matter,

can let a guy know that
she's interested in him."

ZBZ handbook.

Do you want some help?

Maybe you can pick that up
while I take these in.

Crush baskets!

I'm Jen K. There are three other Jens
in the ZBZ house.

Jen R, Jen B, and Jen Y.

Funny? Jen y, like "gen-y."

So what's your name?

Rusty C.

For Cartwright.

Cartwright! There's a Cartwright
in my sorority.

We have to memorize everyone
for pledging.

Casey Cartwright, junior.

ZBZ pledge educator.

Favorite color, pink.

One brother.

Are you the brother?

But Casey and I aren't exactly
in the same social....

circle.

As in probably none
of those crush baskets are for me.

One more. This is for Cappie.

From all the girls at Tri Pi.

I gotta go. Bye.

Come on. We've got a meeting
to finish up in here.

This is for you.

So many Tri Pis, so little shame.

What about those two?

Ben Bennett and... Rusty.

"From your ZBZ secret admirer."

Get the camera.

Our little Rusty just got
his first crush basket.

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Do you realize what this means?

The basket isn't from your sister,
I hope.

Somebody already likes me.
I could actually get a girlfriend

without having to do all the stuff
I'm terrible at.

Like talking to girls.

We gotta figure out who she is, so

I don't do something stupid
in front of her without knowing it.

Don't rush me.

What is this?

"Wear this t-shirt to Vesuvius."

You're gonna look like a traffic cone.

I guess she'll be able
to pick you out of the crowd.

I can't believe she called me sexy.

I wonder who she is.

Settle down.

She's going to reveal herself
to you at the party,

so you just have to avoid doing
something embarrassing for 48 hours.

I can do that.

Your fly's open.

I do believe it was he.

How now, my lord?

I've been talking with a suitor...

Are they even speaking english?

It's Shakespeare.

What do you think?

Is it Katie Couric

or Meredith Vieira?

Neither. What's up with
the bad news anchor fashion?

There are certain expectations
that come with being a Chambers.

They're american royalty.

I want to live up to those expectations.

American royalty?

So you could be like Princess Diana.

- Before the tunnel.
- Exactly.

I didn't know middle-aged matron was
in this season.

I was thinking, maybe we could spend
a little more time together.

Go do something...

Clothed.

You mean something like

pick you up in my dad's minivan,

bring you some flowers,

pay for a movie, and hope you hold
my hand during the scary parts?

What did you have in mind?

I don't know.

Grab some food?

Well, we all gotta eat.

I'll give you a call.

I'm so glad you could come see
the house.

Casey's probably gonna be president
of ZBZ next year... Isn't that great?

Good for you.

We're so pleased that Evan decided
to run for Omega Chi President.

It's a great thing
to have on that resume

if you want to get into politics.

Evan's very political.

Yesterday we were watching Frontline.

I don't know many girls your age
that watch public television.

All the time. In fact,

I just saw the most wonderful adaptation
of Othello on PBS.

The staging of Desdemona's murder was
incredibly powerful.

I helped secure the funding

- for that production.
- You're kidding!

You have excellent taste.

I like to think so.

That's why you were trying
on all those clothes.

These must be Evan's parents.

A pleasure.

Evan totally has your eyes.

I'm Rebecca Logan.

Casey's my big sis in the sorority.

You're senator Logan's daughter.

We heard you were going to school here.

You didn't mention you knew her.

Must have slipped my mind.

Casey didn't mention you either,

which is surprising because Casey and I
share everything when it comes to Evan.

Right, Casey?

I just read about the new IT company
you're acquiring.

You must be thrilled.

It's your biggest deal ever, right?

Deal didn't go through.

Some political antitrust bull.

I'm sorry to hear that.

It's too bad we didn't meet earlier.

Maybe my father could have helped out.

Next time.

Why don't you join us?

She... Rebecca's a very busy person.

Just like your mother.

Besides, you're here to get
to know Casey, not boring old me.

Congratulations on
being honored this weekend.

Thank you.

Gentlemen, behind this tarp

sits an important piece
of Kappa Tau lore.

It was built in 1999
by the legendary Kappa Tau

egyptian Joe,

who was inspired after a weekend

of special brownies, and a real walk
through Hawaii marathon.

Last year this baby violated several
local fire ordinances

and one law of physics.

And after eight years at Cyprus-Rhodes,

Joe was forced to leave.

His proud creation lives on.

I give you...

Vesuvius!

Let's light this mother up.

What the...

Well, let's not panic yet.

Now you can panic.

Wait, what does this mean?

This means we're doomed.

This could be worse
than the O'Doul's debacle of '05.

Who knew O'Doul's didn't have

- alcohol in it?
- Everybody knew.

If only we could figure out
the volcano's instruction manual.

It's pretty science-y.

I'm science-y.

Give me the manual,
I'll fix the volcano.

You sure, pledge?

Because if you do this,
this party is in your hands.

Your small, delicate...

Very girlish hands.

This volcano is gonna break
two laws of physics.

We're counting on you.

Just our reputation as Party Mecca,
my legacy as President,

and your love life ride on this.

No pressure.

Come on, time for a shopping trip.

You've gotta help me find a new dress
for Mr. Chambers' dinner.

You are totally overreacting.

So rebecca logan kind of stole
your thunder at tea... So what?

You're forgetting
the most important thing. You're awesome

and their son is totally in love
with you.

That's true.

You're right.

I can turn this around.

I'm Casey Cartwright.
Parents tend to love me.

Like Derek, my high school boyfriend.

His mom said I was the daughter
she never had.

And she had a daughter.

It was so awkward.

What are you worried about?

Evan's parents are in a slightly
different league than Derek's.

Which is why I need the perfect dress.

- Are you in?
- Are you kidding me?

You had me at "shopping trip".

I mean, this egyptian Joe guy was
a poetry major.

How complicated could
his engineering be?

And then once I fix his volcano, I'll be
on my way to meet my dream woman.

I'll just follow the manual,

add a little imagination...

And expose myself to the ebola virus.

Why can't people be satisfied
with the way things are?

Why do they always need
to push things to the next level?

After setting myself on fire...

What are you talking about?

- Nothing.
- What are you talking about?

- Nothing.
- Nothing as in you

and your top-secret
mystery relationship?

It's not a relationship.

It's a... thing.

2, 4, 6, 8,

we won't let you detonate.

2, 4, 6, 8,

we won't let you detonate.

What are you doing?

We're staging a protest

to save the Remington/Herzog
atmospheric destabilizing module.

The what?

It's a device that can manipulate
weather patterns in a confined area.

The DOD commissioned it
back in the 1980s...

It never worked.

That's exactly what
they want you to think.

The truth is they never turned it on.

They don't want to turn it on.

They're afraid of the possibilities.

We can't let the university's fear
dissuade progress...

Will you join us?

We're going to Dobler's
for a pledge mixer.

Where Rusty's gonna rub elbows
with his secret admirer.

Enjoy your salon of sin
while the university destroys

the fifth most innovative prototype
in all of atmospheric science.

Whatever happened to priorities?

You're no scientist, Rusty Cartwright.

Did you see that? I think she smiled
at me. Maybe that's her.

She's definitely wasting
her time on him.

- Is that the mystery guy?
- I'm not telling you.

Remember me, Jen K? Crush baskets.

- Where'd you come from?
- Right over there.

I've been here for a while,
but I didn't want to interrupt.

Then I started to feel weird
just sitting there.

So I decided to say something.

Then I wasn't exactly sure what to say.

I'm gonna go get a refill.

How'd that crush basket thing turn out?

You delivered the crush baskets.

You must know who my secret admirer is.

No, I was just the messenger.

Why would you want to know anyway?
I'd rather have the secret.

I can imagine it's anybody I wanted,
not probably that weird guy

in my english class who blew on
my neck that one time.

That's if guys gave crush baskets.

But they don't.

I think Calvin could use a hand
over there by the bar...

I can help!

No, it's fine.

I need your noise permit
for the Vesuvius party.

Are you yankin' me?
Since when does that rule get enforced?

Since I was hired.

I get it.

You look like you'd use a little break.

You wanna come on in and
we'll set you up with a nice cold beer?

That's what officer Bob always did.

Where is good old Bob anyway?

Rehab.

Your permit deadline was today,
0900 hours.

No permit, no party.

Although you could see if
the events office'll make an exception.

All you gotta do is ask Gladys.

Assemble my cougar sack.

Don't forget to put in the aftershave.

I said bring me my cougar sack!

I'm going in.

What perfect timing. I was just

trying on the dress I got
for your dad's dinner.

What do you think?

I was going for an Angelina Jolie thing.

You know, sexy for you,
charitable for your parents.

It's great.

Listen, Case, about dinner.

Is it too sexy? Too...

Angelina home wrecker,
not enough UN Ambassador?

It's perfect. It's not that, it's...

My parents just invited some bigwig
to sit at their table.

Something to do with political
connections that could help my dad.

Some, you know,

asset.

I feel like a total jerk,

they need your ticket.

My... ticket?

They need a seat at the table
for this...

person.

- I thought they liked me.
- They do.

They do like you. This is nothing
personal, it's just business.

When someone tells you
it's nothing personal,

- that means it's something personal.
- No, not with my parents.

You've gotta trust me.

This has nothing to do with you.

This is the way things work
in Chambersland.

Never miss an opportunity to network.

You can appreciate that, right?

Sure, I get it.

I'll call you as soon as I get back?

We're cool, right?

- Of course.
- Okay.

None of this makes any sense.

Listen to this.

"Golden wheat thin",
"crunchy little bite of God",

"with love I eat you."

I think that's a haiku.

I know it's a haiku, but it doesn't
help me build this stupid volcano.

Neither does a list

of the bra sizes of the 2005
Tri Pi pledge class.

Or drawings of different types
of monkeys.

Damn it!

Without this volcano

there'll be no party,

there's gonna be no secret admirer,

and then I'll never get a girlfriend.

You shouldn't be concentrating
on this anyway.

The module situation has gotten dire.

We're gonna stage an all-campus sit-in,

and I really hope to see you there.

"Crunchy little bite of God."

I'm glad it's you.

- I want to apologize for any part...
- Stop talking.

One-word answers... Is my sister here?

- Did she take her car?
- I think so.

Three words. Sorry.

What's wrong?

I need a car.

It's a matter of life and death.

- Social death.
- I have a car.

I can drive you.

I know I talk a lot, but
because I'm nervous around new people.

It gets a lot better once I get
to know a person.

And I'm a good driver.

And you seem really desperate.

I don't care if you're raising money
for children in Darfur,

request to assemble denied. Next!

Hello there, sunshine.

Is that old spice you're wearing?

Why? Yes, it is.

Ultra.

What do you want?

I was told you were a discerning woman.

A woman who appreciates the classics.

After so many years

wasted on callow young women who don't,

I decided to gather up my courage
and seek out a kindred spirit.

That is what I want, Gladys.

That's a very jazzy jacket.

No one wears madras anymore.

More's the pity.

And might I say the same
about your lovely sweater?

Why did they stop putting
sequins on wool?

Can we please hurry things up?

Hold your water, pal!

After this I'm going on a fro-yo binge.

You are bummed about Evan screwing you
out of going to his dad's dinner.

I can cancel on Calvin, you need me.

I'm fine, Ash. And I told you.

He didn't screw me. It was
a business decision, nothing personal.

And I'm totally okay with it.

I'm more than okay... I'm good with it.

It was designed for Kate Hudson
to wear to the Golden Globes,

but she didn't have the guts
to fill it out.

Lucky me.

I get to wear it to the dinner.

What dinner?

The dinner for Evan's dad.

I guess a ticket just became available,
and they invited me.

Wasn't that sweet?

There you are.

We're clothed, and we're eating.

I was also hoping we could talk.

Sorry I'm late. Major house drama.

- What are you doing?
- What do you mean?

- You told me to meet...
- Come join us.

"Some bigwig", Evan?!

Some bigwig is Rebecca Logan?!

How could you do this to me?!

Did you think I wouldn't find out?!

- I hoped you wouldn't.
- It's like you cheated on me

all over again.

Listen to me. It's not like that at all.

Okay, I should have told you,
you're right. It's just...

I didn't think I could convince you
that it's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal, but now
you're making it a big deal,

so I guess it is a big deal,
even though it's not a big deal.

Are you trying to confuse me?

Because it's not going to work.

I am pissed.

I know.

So if this isn't a big deal, Evan,

why are you going,
and why is she going?!

Because her father is a senator,

my parents wanna make that connection,

and there is nothing
I can do about that.

It'll all be over in just a few hours.

That may not be soon enough.

I had such a good time
with you guys today.

I just had the best idea.

I am so gonna hook you up with
some hot Zeta Betas at Vesuvius tonight.

Won't that be awesome?

So meet me by the Kegs.

- See you guys at the party.
- Can't wait.

I'll see you at the party too?

You know what, I think I'm gonna pass.

Pass? On what?

Pass on this. Whatever this is.

This was supposed to be a date,

and so you recruited Ashleigh to bust in

so you wouldn't have to talk to me.

Not cool.

What are you doing?
You're supposed to wait in the car.

I couldn't, it's so exciting.
What is this place?

It's the basement for the engineering
building. They use it for storage.

But you have to leave.

I'm about to commit what could be
a serious breach of Homeland Security.

Rusty, this is the most fun I've had
since I got to this school.

I'd tell you the reasons why
you'd let me stay and help,

but then I'd be talking a lot again.
Like now...

So I can't tell you.

I'm gonna steal the Remington/Herzog
atmospheric destabilizing module

to power the Vesuvius volcano.

If it works, the module will condense

all moisture in a 300-foot radius,

steam it up through the volcano
like a geyser.

It might even make a few thunderclaps.

- You're still interested?
- Thunderclaps?

It's right up here.

I won't let you take it, you beast.

Rusty, you came!

I had an idea.

To take this protesting
to the next level.

I'm listening.

It's not enough...

to just keep this module
from being destroyed.

What say we save it?

They keep it locked up,

untouched, never used, not even once.

I have dreamt of...

caressing its shiny aluminum shell.

I imagine it to be very...

very smooth.

And then after we touch it,

maybe we could just, I don't know,
take it somewhere.

Somewhere safe.

- And then...
- We could turn it on.

Rusty, lead me not into temptation.

I know, dale, I know.

But ask yourself this question.

What's the bigger evil,

committing an act of civil disobedience,

or allowing the fifth-most innovative
atmospheric prototype of all-time

to die a lonely, undignified death?

I have the key.

- Stop that.
- What?

Do you have any idea
how delicate the module is?

You can't just grab it
like a slab of beef.

Move.

Hello, pretty girl.

I hate the way they got you
all cooped up

- in this dirty crate.
- Dale, come on.

Run!

Rusty, I can't go to jail.

I have serious food allergies.

We're okay, Dale, no one followed us.

You said we were going somewhere safe.

The Kappa Tau house is not safe.

It's a filth palace,

and I won't go in there,
and neither is the module.

Think about it this way, Dale,

this is the last place
they'd think to look for it.

What about Jesus?

What about him?

Didn't Jesus walk amongst the sinners?

Think of all the people you'll have
an opportunity to convert.

Who's ready to start drinking?

The plan is we hook the volcano up
to the module's cooling system

to create the condensation effect.

It's exactly as I'd imagined.

So let's get to work.

My secret admirer awaits.

I just wanted to apologize
for the whole Ashleigh thing.

I wanted to...

What's up, bro?

I thought this was just a fling.

You know? So when you wanted more,

it sort of freaked me out.

I just asked for one date.

A gator?

What I'm trying to say is

that it freaked me out
when you wanted a date.

What freaked me out more was
you blowing me off.

And I realized that I really like you.

And I don't know what that means.

I would like to find out.

Should we get out of here?
Maybe check out the party?

You really think we can duck Ashleigh
all night long?

On second thought,
let's grab a cup of coffee.

So does fuchsia make me look hippy?

Kinda.

Nice coconuts!

So why aren't you at the posh dinner
with his pomposity, Lord Chambers?

He went without me.

Apparently I'm not posh enough
for his parents.

Quintessential Chambers move.

Use the son to expand the evil empire.

And he went right along with it.

It's not like that.

Whatever it's like,

it's got you hitting wade's hula hooch
pretty hard.

Cheers.

Calvin and Heath totally dissed me.

I can't find them anywhere.

Are you still moping over dumbhead Evan?

Just stop... Stop thinking about it.

Stop thinking about Rebecca
and her designer dress,

with her boobs busting out,

throwing herself all over Evan
as they dance or whatever.

His parents start writing
their wedding vows.

I wasn't thinking about that.

Now I am.

I can't get it out of my head.

Picture the audience in their underwear.

That's for stage fright.

This problem needs
to be tackled head-on.

Where are we going?

To make sure that

Skank doesn't put her nasty hooks
into your boyfriend.

You are such a good friend.

David gets stoned with the philistines?

David smote the philistine with a stone,

not smoked with the philistines
and got stoned.

It's totally different.

You go to college?

Volcano all set?

All set.

Don't believe everything you read.

It's you.

I'm looking for my secret admirer.

She told me to wear this shirt.

Pretty funny?

Must be a nightshirt.

That was in your basket?

Along with a note that said
to meet her here.

No offense, Jen, but if she sees me
talking to you, she might...

Get the wrong idea.

Okay, Rusty, there's something...

That's not for you!

Where did you get that shirt?

In my crush basket.

That was not your crush basket.
That was his.

I'm sorry, there must've been some sort

- of mix-up.
- Ya think?

I can explain.

Gather 'round, party people,
and hold onto your legs.

We're about to blow your mind!

Courtesy of our little buddy,
the volcanic mastermind,

Spitter himself,

Rusty Cartwright!

4, 3,

2, 1.

That's a very generous offer.

I hear your summer internship program is
supposed to be top-notch.

Isn't it lovely you got to meet
Admiral Lewiston?

He's a big supporter of your father.

Lovely is definitely the word.

There's Roger and Brenda.

Let's go.

I can tie a knot in this with my tongue.

Please don't.

This place needs DJ AM asap.

What did that old man just do
with his tongue?

I almost feel sorry for her.

- No, I don't.
- I can't see.

Stop that, you're shaking the plant!

This was a really bad idea.
Evan's not even talking to her.

I should have trusted him.

Let's get out before someone sees us.

Oh, crap, where's my phone?

Where's my phone?!

He's coming! Let's get out of here!

What are you doing here?

Oh God, can we just talk
about this later?

What is going on here?

Nice outfit.

Evan, please take care of this.

- I'm so sorry, Mrs. Chambers.
- Excuse me,

I'm talking to my son.

You're not even supposed to be here!

Don't talk to her like that.

I'm sorry. Ash, let's go.

It's time to introduce your father.

It's all right,
everything's under control.

I put your name on my crush basket,

but I didn't know about the note
and the shirt.

Why would you do that?

Because I felt bad for you.

That makes me feel a lot better.

Thanks for taking pity on the most
pathetic pledge at Cyprus-Rhodes.

Now you are being pathetic.

Then you just seemed,

unappreciated?

So I appreciated you

in a really stupid way,

and I'm sorry.

I feel unappreciated too.

I had a great time with you today.

I haven't felt that comfortable
with a guy in, like...

ever.

I thought that you were feeling
the same way about me too,

but then we get here, and

you couldn't wait to find
your stupid secret admirer.

Did you ever think that
you might have an un-secret-admirer?

You like me?

Duh.

Where's all the beer?

- I think I just felt the earth move.
- Me too.

No, seriously, I think
we're having an earthquake.

It's a miracle.

It's raining beer?!

It's raining beer!

It's beer.

I'm sorry, Lord.

You have just become a legend!

It worked just like you said it would.

It need time to soak up
all the moisture.

I think we topped egyptian Joe.

Hell yes!

Did you seriously skip just now?

Did you see the volcano?

I made it rain beer.

It was awesome. This has been,

hands down, the best night of my life.

Even better than the time they announced
Pluto wasn't a planet.

I hated Pluto.
It was obviously just a dwarf planet.

You're weird.

I guess I'm down here
on the "worst night of your life"

end of the spectrum
to balance things out.

What did Evan do now?

This isn't about Evan.

It's about his parents...

and...

Evan.

The guy's a jerk.

You're better off without him.

Thanks for the support understanding.

I'll be sure to do the same for you
when you're dating someone.

I'll probably be too old
by that time to care.

Start caring,

because I just walked my date home.

A real date?

Okay, I'm sorry.

I feel like crap.

I got drunk...

And made an ass of myself in front
of the esteemed Chambers clan.

You can call them esteemed,

but I'll always believe you deserve
better than Evan Chambers

Well, we agree on one thing, Rusty.

What are you doing here?

You want me to stay?

But thanks.

I'm sorry for crashing the party.

And I think I accidentally

flashed that Admiral guy.

Don't apologize.

It's not your fault, it's my fault.

I should've never put you
in that position.

Then why did you?

Because all my life

I have done what it takes

to get ahead. That is the Chambers way.

My life has been planned out
for me since I was...

Before I was born.

You are the first person who's ever

made me think

that if I had to,

I would take a detour.

I would go all the way
off the map for you.

I don't want you to have
to take a detour for me.

Come on, let's stop at "I am so sorry."

Wait a minute.

Did you leave the dinner early?

Won't your parents be pissed?

Definitely.

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